#it’s christmas for me

[thescrolls-haveforetold]

MY SECRET SANTA FOR! @garygoldenbignaturals <3333 I HOPE U LIKE HER !!!!

[valtsv]

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[juiche]

a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

get your own print here ❤️

[baker-chan-senpai]

dumb doodles

merry christmas, people

[relicsongmel]

Something something Almost Christmas

[drifting-knightjar]

nice dichotomy, idiot. what lies outside it????

[assassin1513]

🌟Golden Christmas Star🌟

[quibbs]

FINALLY got to know minthara... no notes. life of the party

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[carolinequinnbbw]

Do you like my Christmas PJs??

[chubbychiquita]

hope everyone's been cozy and well fed this holiday season 💕❄️

[dxkjf]

The best gift a father could ask for!

[thesaltofcarthage]

A card for very specific fandom niches

[thestuffedalligator]

My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

[mothsshoes]

oops!

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