#it’s brody and joker btw

[dadokid]

FNS - Incorrect quotes PT.1

(made with the help of a generator)

Mrs Tango : You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Endless: What changed your mind?

Mrs Tango : Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Endless: Mrs Tango , Tango, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

Mrs Tango , trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Tango is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.

Tango: I love you too :)

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Skizz : Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Impulse: Those are Pokemon cards.

Skizz : You got a magikarp.

Impulse: ...

Skizz : It means 'fuck you'.

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Endless: Joker's refusing to wear his glasses!

Joker: Endless, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.

Joker: *points to Impulse* Impulse.

Joker: *points to Tango * Tango .

Joker: *points to Mrs Tango * Sasquatch.

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Mrs Tango , setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Evil, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Astro, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Brody, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Evil: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Etho: I don't know how to do that.

Endless: I don't wear a watch.

Joker: Time is a construct.

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Skizz: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Astro: …

Skizz: …I get confused sometimes.

Astro: Me too.

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Etho: Your smile looks forced.

Endless: That’s because it is.

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Skizz : I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Brody, rushing in: Skizz ! Impulse tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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This is the first part of many.. oh this will be something. Yall can thank Puff for this btw.

[stabbyshipping]

“god, just shut up joker.”

“make me then.”

[stabbyshipping]

gonna brainrot a bit abt one of my current wips :D it’s skizzjoke centered but will also have a bit of br0dyzoan and ethpulse (maybe tangtho as well)

- among us au because of course it is. map is polus btw

- skizz and etho are the imposters, specifically vampire imposters (although it doesn’t work exactly like it does in the mod)

- the crewmates stay in groups or pairs most of the time so skizz and etho can’t really j kill someone lmao

- because of this, skizz pairs up with joker and etho hangs out with impulse and tango

- since skizz hasn’t had blood in a while, he collapses in specimen while being with joker and the story progresses from there

- i very recently (aka like an hour ago) thought of astro also being a vampire imposter but not one that skizz and etho know of since he tries to stay more on the dl ig

- brody knows what astro is and, if needed, let’s astro drink his blood

- it would probably be a mutual benefit situation where astro provides brody protection from other imposters in exchange for his blood

- (also they’re besties and at one point will be bfs)