#it’s been almost a month

[yapperdan]

So was this supposed to be a confirmation that another answer time with dan is coming or just tumblr publically pleading dan to do one

[hisgoodgirl666]

high key devastated that all my rings are missing……..

[moony-t0ast]

Bruh tell me why my package has been through the entire United States?? Can I just get it already? Like damn?? I’ll meet you halfway???

[fallenangelkitten]

I JUST WANT MY KITTY EARS TO GET HERE!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK !!!

[rainbowbuck]

me, continuing to pretend that I don’t care about my favorite fic being updated so the author will post another chapter,

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

[cyani07]

ctommys

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

medusa in the tv show asking for someone to come help her in the kitchen KNOWING that percy would be lured in because he has a single mom and helping in the kitchen would be instinctive and it actually working is genius writing fr.

[space-bowl]

Ep 7 Aftermath (given the planet didn't explode yet)

Part 2

[hychlorions]

you were a fleeting, transient love

[epiphanytear]

Love when a patron looks at me annoyed when I say they can’t get a library card right now because of a city wide ransomware attack.

Ma’am, I’m not the one who attacked the city, nor do I have any control over how fast things get fixed. Sorry.

[ginnyluna]

So @helyeahmangocheese has been cooking this valhalla!valgrace AU, and it's made me think of how amazing and how terrifying Leo and Alex's friendship would be

Bonus: their concerned boyfriends who already know that whatever these two are planning is not gonna end well

[ennabear]

ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ cowboy!abby brainrot has me doing backflips lately… specifically ab/happy trail riding… 18+

propping herself up on her elbows, she sits and stares at you with a cocky grin, watching as you helplessly rub yourself on her abs. a glistening trail of your arousal paints her pale stomach in a clear glitter that sparkles and sticks to your folds as you move your hips. her pout returns as she notices you unable to get off on her abs alone, so she grabs your thighs and maneuvers you lower, briefly restricting your movements until you’re settled just below her belly button.

the coarse trail of hair that crawls up from her bush adds a new level of friction, causing you to speed up your movements and completely soak it in an instant. whines claw their way out of your throat, but abby shushes you gently, saying “you don’t want them hearin’ us now, do you?” and gestures to the group of cattle farmers on the other side of the barn walls.

your thighs quiver as she traces circles on your hips, the soft, tickling sensation adding to your arousal. your moans suddenly amplify as you inch closer to your orgasm, so abby has no choice but to grab the bandana from her neck and tie it around your mouth. “that’s it, now give it to me.”

and with that, you’re feeling nothing but intense pleasure washing over you. stars sparkle in your vision, hearing momentarily impaired as you flow through your dizzying orgasm. before you can come down fully, abby is untying the bandana and leading your head down to her happy trail. “better put that mouth to good use babygirl, clean up the mess you made.”

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[deadliestpieceontheboard]

"She was a child. She was my baby sister, and I should have protected her, but I— I was just a child, too."

[nikoisme]

The constant temptation and promise of everything and nothing in the odyssey. The sirens promise odysseus to know, and the lotus eaters promise him to forget. He could be an immortal, and he could be a beggar. Be known, and be a stranger. He could be alive, and he could be dead. He could be odysseus, and he could be nobody. And the man of many ways tries to be a little bit of everything.