#it would have been SOOOOOOO goood

[valar-did-me-wrong]

This just made me realise how if Sam had stayed a few more seasons he could have collaborated with Bear for a few songs or something 😭

Sam Hazeldine - MOVER

[psalm40speakstome]

Happy One Year Anniversary to the best week that started with the most magical 48 hours at The Rose Popup and then The Rose Concert 😍😭🩷

Also the 48 hours when I sat in the bathroom and cried before going because OCD is hard and my brain kept telling me I didn’t deserve to go and even if I did I wouldn’t be present and it would be a waste.

And OCD was loud…but I was there. I was present. But it doesn’t get to own this day…and it was a day i remembered that things don’t have to be perfect to be beautiful and the best memory. 😭😭🥹

And that being as present as you can be is also a joy and a gift and enough.

[gautierprotectionsquad]

**The Sunshine Court Spoilers**

I finished the book on the 14th of April but waited to post about it until more people have read it.

It's sooooooo goood. I love these characters. This lived up to my hype.

It was so funny of Nora to introduce Jeremy as having caramel brown hair and I just KNOW she added the scene of Jeremy bleaching his hair for us. Only to have his friends make fun of him for being a ken doll lmao.

I think jean/jeremy shippers will be satisfied with this book. We get so much more information about everyone, their backstories, family situation, and what they look like.

There’s a variety of queer characters and relationship types in TSC and, while limited, better poc rep compared to the foxhole court. The larger casts of characters help. We have a canon trans man character (Xavier) and a nonbinary character (Cody) which i was really happy about.

I spent a good chunk of the book theorizing that the raven suicides weren’t suicides but covered up murders as part of the Moriyamas cleaning up but that didn’t pan out. I suspected that jean’s sister was sold but didn’t think she got killed off. I hope it turns out she faked her death. I also suspected and was RIGHT that the book would end with jean counting the things he’s grateful for like Renee taught him.

The way Jean has been spilling his secrets and unintentionally opening up about his trauma around Jeremy meanwhile Jeremy has been tight lipped about his home situation. I love the way Jean just LOVES people even though he does not want to, even people who do not deserve it, even people he just met. And we finally get to see what everyone’s outsider perspective is on the whole ravens situation.

Everyone cares about Jean SO much. Also I love the way Nora writes romance where the romance is barely there in the first book bc the characters are busy dealing with other shit. Unlike tfc where you don’t really expect it until it’s there and Neil is largely oblivious, it’s obvious Jean and Jeremy are into each other and they both are aware of each other’s interest and their own but they also both know Jean’s too fucked up for that right now. I’m excited to see where they go and how things develop between them so that they are ready for a romance.

My favorite quote: “You are the captain of the sunshine court. In no universe could you be anyone’s villain.”

I still can’t believe Nora came back after 10 years to give us a new aftg book. Crazy. I’m so excited for the next book.

Reading tsc has rewired my brain. I feel like my brain was fried with special flavoring.

[threadsun]

Alright, last round of bois for the "kink list" thing, hope you've liked this little mini series (tiny series?)

Jack: Hypnosis, Jack wants you under his control, not always, but when it matters your mind belongs to him. He also just can’t help but find it cute, seeing your eyes so empty yet so full of love, it’s perfect. Jack plays nice with the others but that’s only because he doesn’t really see them as a threat, he fully believes that he is your best option and it’s only a matter of time before you realize that. He’s also a big fan of exhibitionism, he loves laying his clam on you and just letting the others watch as he makes you forget your name. He’s also much more willing to see you having sex with the others than he would in canon. He’s so confident that he can win you over that he just sits back and lets you have your fun, making sure to remember what makes you scream so he can do it later while pointing out how much better it feels when he does it

Joseph: Impact play, Or really any kink that’s more touch-based? Joseph has been numb to the world for so long, he just wants to feel something, and while regular sex is great at doing that he gets the most out of it if there’s a lot of sensory input. He loves spanking and biting and scratching and heat and cold, he especially loves when he has something to remember it by. He wears any hickeys you give him with pride, and he’d gladly let you carve into his skin if you ever wanted to. He’s yours after all, his body is yours, so long as you like it he likes it

Jo just wants to be taken care of but you have to pull that info out of him. Seeing as you’re the child of prophecy he never even considers you taking care of him an option. Every time you do ask to take care of him in the bedroom he’s constantly fretting over you, saying you don’t have to do this just because he wants it, and asking if he should be doing anything. You need to absolutely wreck this man before you can be soft with him at least the first few times you have sex. It’s not like he doesn’t like it soft, it’s that he likes it “too much” he’s insistent that he’ll mess it up or that you don’t really like him in that way and he will not stop talking like that until your tongue is down his throat

Jean: The sacred bond of marriage-no I’m kidding, kinda. What Jean’s really into is claiming you for himself. A little rule in your harem is that no one can mark your neck, this rule helps with public appearances and keeping everyone at bay. If you didn’t have rules like this it would be like dousing yourself in chum and hopping into shark-infested waters. Which is why you’re so pissed when Jean marks your neck almost every time you two make out. Desperation, Jean already thinks you love him just as much as he loves you, but being able to see it clear as day that you need him? Oh, honey, you’re fucked. Although, playing into his delusions is probably the safest option for him. Lying and telling him that the others are just your boytoys and he’s the only one who owns your heart while making sure the others know you’re bullshitting is your best bet with Jean honestly…unless

Making him your bitch, tie this fucker down in your basement and brat tame him until he learns that sharing is caring. Make him watch and cum to the sight of you getting fucked by the others, promising that if he keeps his mouth shut and doesn’t get in the way he can lick their cum out of you. Jean loves this little fight for dominance, his brain only really allowing him to submit if he’s forced to, even though he really likes it. Jean is the enemy to everyone including himself, but if you can make him stop thinking and just lose himself to his pleasure he’s putty in your hands

These are sooooooo goood!!!!!!! I've loved this whole lil thing, your thoughts are absolutely spot on mwah chef's kiss 😘👌

Jack being such a cocky bastard because in this AU he has no reason not to be, I love it sooooo much!!! And subby Joseph is always perfect, both the masochism and wanting it soft sometimes, he deserves it all!! And then Jean, of course that fucker wants to claim you and make you entirely his, but also of course he'd melt if you were the first person to ever put him in his place.

[smilecult]

Hadestown is sooooooo goood. I’m dying over the music. Livin’ it up on top is a good one.

Also if you liked “Wait for Me”, the reprise is even better.

Here are some questions!

Fav color? Why?

Have you ever hyperfixated on a type of mythology other than Greek?

What’s you fav nonstarkid show?

Do you like ice cream? If so, what flavors?

1. Yellow and light blue, yellow because:

And blue bc it just looks neat :p

2. YES!!!! I had an Egyptian mythology phase, and I still love it!!!!

3 pt1.Show in general? Jurassic park and gremlins!!!

3 pt1. Musical theater musicals? Hmmmm.. idk I haven’t been able to see a lot.. but I’ve always loved Aladdin!!! I would go to my grandmas house a lot, and she had the beauty and the beast and Aladdin dvds!!!! I’d watch both of them everyday, but I’ve always favored Aladdin :)

4. I rlly like chocolate chip cookie dough!!! Or vanilla and chocolate twist!!! Also,

Waffle cones >>>>>>>

[ae0nx]

FRUITS BASKET S2 EPISODE 9 RECAP AKA THE KYORU CHRONICLES PART I

Look... I’m gonna be honest. I wasn’t really in the mood to do a Fruits Basket recap this week. The world’s always a mess but this time it was definitely a personal attack and I’m still dealing with it but this episode was a needed mental break. A bit triggering at times... but it was golden.

Let’s goooo...

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Lol, I love how the creators right out the gate were just like: “Look... you know what time it is...” 🤡😺

- I love Kyo in that green jacket, I don’t even know why 😂It definitely fits in well with the autumnal scene and his hair... He gets outfit appreciation this week again for the same outfit... just because.

HEART EYES, MOTHERFUCKER

*grooves to the opening song like an AC character*

- Tohru’s so happy that Kyo was invited that she’s in tears? On one hand... SO sweet! On the other hand... girl. 😩

Another adored moment between these two. Even though this episode is all about Kyo’s feelings for Tohru. I adore seeing how easy things are between him and Tohru now. At allll timesss. Gimme bucket loads of kyoru content, mannnn

Even though I’m still frustrated at these kids fighting each other, I really appreciate that this moment (and even previous episodes) has shown that Yuki has slowly been figuring out how to play the game of appeasing Akito but also trying to figure out how he can be better and stronger and more clever than the shitty situation that he’s been given. The walls are crumbling, indeed... Yuki wins Best Boi this week. I would’ve given it to Kyo but I lowkey give it to him every week so...

Tee hee... 😺✨💖

...Right, I genuinely don’t know what to say on an emotional front about the Akito and Kyo scene besides “this moment is gross and awful and Akito is a terrible, disgusting, manipulative person” so I’m just gonna talk about my appreciation for how the scene was displayed and edited.

That anime fish eye lens used for intense situations? Classic.

I really did like the flashback scene though. It starts when we see Kyo literally physically threatening Akito and yet Akito through words alone bests him... easily. The colour toning is great, it gives a slightly underwater feel which just increases the suffocating feeling. The way the scene flips from this scene to present day showing how Kyo, despite the time gap and despite all the personal developments, is still in Akito’s suffocating and entrapped position. 

I love how inhuman the designers and animators make Akito through their movements and body poses. I’ve gone into it before but I thought it was worth saying again-again.

HEARTBREAKING. But, this is some visually stunning content. I love this full on visual representation of Akito’s curse. Seeing how different it is from the other zodiac members (obviously) but also how it could be interpreted as a metaphor for how tied Kyo is to his fate in his position in the zodiac. The stuff of nightmares! Chilling!

- Kyo saying ‘please, stop’ broke. my. heart. Yuma Uchida, as always, was great. I love how different he sounded when he said that. So hurt and weak, it’s almost alien for Kyo...

- Dickheadedness aside... I really find Akito’s view on perfection being monstrous an interesting viewpoint... (even if they are mostly saying it just so they can have the upper hand)

THIS IS THE MOMENT, GUYS...

I ACTUALLY SQUEALED. 😍It hurts so goood....

- I’m glad that Momiji’s question from ‘The Foolish Traveller’ moment was brought back again to bring a full circle as to how Kyo felt about Tohru. Such a great throwback.

- But wow, Kyo having to say he hates Tohru to protect her from Akito. Aka the ONLY MEMBER OF THE ZODIAC WHO DENIED THEIR LOVE FOR ANOTHER PERSON TO PROTECT THEM, CAN I JUST SAY. Golden. Heartbreaking. Kyoru.

- STOP HITTING, KYO!!!

Not so much of a comment on what was said in this scene but more so the position of Kyo’s body. I’m sorry, I’ve turned into one of those yoga heads right now and there’s no going back. 

I noticed his position is somewhat between a ‘child’s pose’ and one of the variations of a ‘cat-cow pose’. Child’s pose is known for showing vulnerability and surrender. And the cat side of the cat-cow pose is known for tensing everything up for eventual release into cow pose (as well as it easing out your spine). Also known as by cats... getting ready for attack.

I feel like this winds back to what I was observing about Yuki earlier in which he’s pretty much playing the game that Akito has set up but he’s approaching it in a smarter more clever way. And I think through this visual representation, it shows Kyo is doing the same. 

I wouldn’t say that both Kyo and Yuki are at the point where they feel they are worthy of happiness and believe in themselves and are ready to tear the wall down but you can see... they’re kinda getting ready to do so... whether they’ve noticed or not.

Lol. Ohhhhh, the times that we’re in...

- Yuki and Kyo working weirdly in sync is always my favourite <3

Oh... kid... 💔 All of Kyo’s thoughts of whether he deserves to live and questioning why he keeps going on is... a lot... to say the least...

- I do really love the way Kazuma’s VA delivered the speech of how hope will always bloom again even if you crush it. Toshiyuki Morikawa pretty much nailed how Kazuma would say it in a frank and stern way but also making it seem gentle enough to accept as advice. We stan.

Also, this!!!! 👆🏾

KYOKOOOOOOO 😭(I envy anime only fans sooooooo bad rn, hee hee heeeee)

At first, I didn’t really love the fact that Kyo and Yuki knew (or knew of) Tohru before the beginning of the Fruits Basket story as it kinda ties into my disdain for the ‘tied together by fate’ plot line. But as time goes by, I can’t help but just be swayed by how cute the younger versions of the trio are and the uwu feels. Whatever... it cute. For the most part anyway...

I was literally hitting my chair arms by how frustratingly bittersweet this last scene was. Kyo’s ‘I’m putting up a happy front so the love of my life doesn’t worry’ face?! <3

Tohru’s genuine happiness to see Kyo?! <33

<333!!!! Look, I was already dead by this point but THEN

👀... 

AND THENNNNNN

💔🤬

BUT THENNNN!!!!

Like what am I meant to do with my heart at this point, dude? Do I mend it? Do I guard it? Like... what?!?!

That was a hell of a last few minutes. I love this episode.

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This was really fun! A great way to take my mind off current things. It wasn’t all smiles but it showed pretty much how a glimmer of hope is enough to keep going and that’s exactly what I needed to hear this week and probably for the rest of my life :) 

Hope you are all keeping mentally as well as physically well and #blacklivesmatter. ALWAYS. 💜

See you next week!

[kneeuh-nia]

BTS Love Yourself Tour LA Day 2

 ~basically my experience at the concert before i forget everything cause im lowkey already forgetting parts of it~

~I love all of them but my bias is Jimin & my bias wrecker is Jin~

i actually wasnt planning on going to the concert but my cousin somehow managed to get a second pair of tickets even tho she already went on Day 1. Anyways my uncle asks if i want to go with her to the thursday show & I immediately say yes. So i basically only have 2 days to mentally prepare myself to see them after stanning them for like 4 years

Thursday comes, I go pick up my cousin & we get to staples around 5PM & theres so many people w/ BTS/BT21 merch. I meet up w/ my friend & the other person she went to the concert with & we chill around for a bit. I didnt have an ARMY Bomb but the other 3 did so i kept debating on getting it or not & i somehow i reasoned myself to get one.

Around 5:30 they start letting people into the venue but we’re confused on where to go & as soon as we get in I get separated from my friend but it didnt matter cause we had different seats anyways. Instead of waiting in the merch line outside I bought my lightstick from the store inside Staples where there was just a wall full of them & no line so that gave me no time to convince myself I didn’t need one. (But now im hella broke （πーπ）but having one made the concert so much better)

We go buy some snacks & head to our seats. I was so shook when I found out before the concert that we had P1 seats in row 1 but when we were actually there I was even more shook cause it was basically on the left side of the main stage in the area right after the people on the floor. By then we had 2 hours left before the concert started but they kept playing their mvs from War of Hormone era until Fake Love era on the screens (I wish that they played their mvs from before WoH & from rap line’s mix tapes). Even tho the same vids kept replaying throughout those 2 hours everyone kept screaming/singing & doing the fanchants. With only 30 min left before it started my cousin wanted McDonalds so i rushed out to get some & ate basically in 10 min. Then the concert started.

Basically throughout the concert I kept debating on whether I wanted to take good pictures, good videos, or just pay attention so i did a mixture of all 3. (Kinda wish that i only took vids & gave up on taking pics cause they weren’t that good & I was too focused on pics to give them all of my attention). So basically it started w/ a VCR of all the members & then fireworks went off & they walked out w/ outfits that made them look like princes & they started doing IDOL & it was so amazing w/ everyone cheering especially when the backup dancers came out for the last chorus part.

After they did IDOL they did their individual introductions & all of them were hyped & excited & cute & unreal & just ugghhhhh. I dont remember the order they went in & what they specifically said but i’ll just go through each members intro. I dont remember what RM said specifically but he had some of the loudest screams of the night & that continued throughout the entire concert. JHope did his “I’m your Hope!!!!! I’m your angel!!!!!! I’M......” & everyone responded w/ JHOPE!!!! & i think he said something along the lines of being excited to be back in LA but i think besides RM he spoke the most English during his time to talk. Suga did his dramatic standing  there for a bit & took out his ear piece to hear ARMY scream for him & then did his intro. Jin did his flying kiss again for his intro!!! (I was kind of hoping he would have a little heart event thing like he did last tour where he took out random hearts) Jungkook’s mic wasn’t working so RM lent him his mic to introduce himself & he said “it’s been awhile” which has basically been going everywhere. I don’t remember what Jimin & V did or said but they were so beautiful IRL. & since Jimin is my bias i just kept thinking he looks so good w/ his ashy brown/blonde hair & contacts. While doing their introductions Jungkook kept trying to fix his mic & eventually had to go backstage to fix & when he came back all of them were like “Are you ready Jungkook?”

Then they did Save Me & I’m Fine. Watching them do this stage on like MCountdown or any of the music shows doesn’t give these songs & choreo justice & the transition between Save Me to I’m Fine was so smooth. Everyone did the fanchants w/ all their names & everything for Save Me. I was so excited to hear I’m Fine cause it was one of my fav songs off Answer cause of Yoongi’s rap & he went in on his part & it just made my life complete hearing his rapping live. They performed Magic Shop next & that was more fan interaction. They mostly stayed on the main stage & a little bit on the runway towards the extended stage. V & Jungkook I think kept looking towards our section/area & all of them kept waving their hands towards the upper levels. & everyone responded w/ “I’ll show you” when it was the “so show me” part. & Jimin’s vocals during his high note was sooooo goood

JHope’s & Jungkook’s VCR played next as they went backstage so I was getting hyped for the all the solo stages that were gonna be happening. JHope’s solo was first & just his dancing was amazing & it just looked like he was having a good time & he kept jumping around & throwing hearts but also dancing at the same time & he was just fluid while doing everything while singing & rapping his song. Euphoria was next & of course cause it’s the golden maknae so his stage was amazing. (I was tempted to do the ‘annyeonghaseyo joneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida’ meme thing that Byron started but i was way too focused on his stage + plus i would mess it up anyways) His stage really was Euphoria for me

They all came out w/ white outfits for their I Need U + Run stage. They actually didnt do the choreo for either song. I Need U was more on the main stage & as it was ending they went towards the extended stage where they did Run. Run was so hyped & they kept jumping & spinning around the ‘Run, Run, Run’ & they kept doing fanservice towards the pit area. I really wish that i recorded during this but i just ended up taking a bunch of pics. They just seemed really happy during this part & they kept smiling & everyone was extra loud during the English parts

Then it was RM’s & Jimin’s VCR & solo stage time. Jimin was so cute during the VCR & he came out & did Serendipity (the FULL VERSION) & I lost my shit for my boy. I knew he’s a good performer but seeing his dancing & singing just made it more real. He’s so fluid while dancing & his voice is amazing & just the amount of people that were singing his song made me so proud of him. His stage also had bubbles instead of confetti like some of the other members & it just made his stage more ethereal. He also had a part in the choreo that involved the floor & everyone lost their shit when that happened. RM came out w/ this long blue jacket that he lowkey kept making it come off one his shoulders at the start of his stage like Jimin’s “accident” during BST. But again everyone was hyped & we all did the “saram, saram, saram & I live so I love” His rapping was great & then his singing part came & we just lost it...but then we lost it again when the rest of the members came to join him for the last part of the song

Then it was time for DNA & then their medley of other songs. During DNA the fanchants were on point & Jimin kept throwing hearts around when it was his part & Jin did another flying kiss. They did a diff medley from Day 1 & this was their more lit medley w/ Attack on Bangtan, Boyz with Fun, & Baepsae, & Dope, which just made them more hyped & let them more fun on stage. Honestly they’re was so much going on it was hard to focus on everything but there are so many memorable parts. Like at the end of Attack on Bangtan they were all fanning Jungkook. Jungkook was doing the shoot dance on the runway towards the extended stage. Hobi was lit the entire time & there was time where he just kept dancing towards our section. Namjoon was also feeling himself during one of the songs & kept dancing. They were all just rude during Baepsae I can’t. & Jimin did another heart at the end of Dope

After that they did Airplane pt.2 & i live for the choreo w/ the mics. I loved the mariachi part + just when they kept naming all the different cities. & then it was V’s turn for his solo & he had the VCR to himself & he did the choreo w/ the coat & masks & his deep voice got me. They performed Fake Love & Jimin had an “accident” w/ his shirt & Jungkook was rude w/ his shirt lifting part & the fanchants were sooooooo goooooddddd again.

The last solo stages were Suga’s & Jin’s. Suga’s song is my fav out of the Trivias & he just started his stage by lying on a couch but then he got up & did his choreo & ooooohhhhhhh boooooyyyyy HIS RAPPING & SINGING OOOHHH GODDDDDD how can people say no one cheered for his stage the first day. Before Epiphany even started everyone was chanting KIM SEOKJIN & the stage opened up to him playing the piano. Just his vocals & high notes were on point that night. How dare BigHit deprive this man of the lines he deserves. There was a part were he was walking up the stairs to an elevated stage & everyone started chanting KIM SEOKJIN as he walked up them. & then he finished out his song w/ those high notes. Honestly Jin’s solo stage might have been my fav solo stage

The rest of vocal line came out & performed The Truth Untold. This was probably my favorite stage of the whole concert cause everyone was singing the entire song. Their vocals & harmonies were unreal & they were on this raised platform where at the end petals fell down on them & made them look ethereal. Rap lines turn was next & they performed Tear. Lowkey I didn’t know the lyrics to this song that much but I was still hyped. Then they announced their last song was Mic Drop & again it was lit again especially w/ that dance break.

Their ending VCR was played & everyone kept chanting BTS as we waited for their encore stage. We had ARMY Time & took out the slogan banners that said “if we’re with BTS, even an endless maze is paradise” They came out w/ ARMY Bombs & V had these huge glasses that I didnt expect for him to have & sang So What & Anpanman & they went crazy on stage again & at the end of So What they messed w/ Jimin’s hair & V kept patting his butt/side where his Army Bomb was. Anpanman = lit & fun. Jungkook was extra & did the thing where he laid down on the floor & didnt use his hands to get up

They had their final ment. They were talking about the banners we held out for them & leaned hella close towards the pit & Jin gave a thumbs up to the crowd when he read what it said. They kept saying ARMY was the best & we are their superheros. Again, I think Hobi spoke the most English during his time to talk & he had this little bag w/ his sticker on it & he asked if we wanted it & everyone yelled out YES!!! LOL & he said he was so happy for being there & for having 2 more shows. When it was Jimin’s turn he kept doing random poses when he saw he was on the screen & he thanked us for making their album #1 on Billboard & he did more hearts. Jungkook had this cute head bobbing thing as he listened to us scream & just thanked us again. Jin & his kiss thing AGAIN. He also had 4 mini ARMY Bomb rings on his hand that he was showing off & then Suga stuck his hand near Jin’s face to show off his Suga rings that he’s so proud of. Jin is as much a fan of ARMYs as we are of him. V talked slowly so that he could pronounce everything he wanted to say right & wished everyone to have sweet dreams. Suga looked so happy just looking at the crowd. He talked about a LA Dodgers player LOL & just said thank you. RM had the loudest screams during his final ment & he was flustered with the response. & the boys kept hyping him up & Jimin & V messed w/ his face & he had to quiet us down so he could say what he wanted. He talked about back in 2014 when V, Jungkook, & Jimin were handing out invitations to random people on the street to come to their show & KCON at Staples when they were only guests but now they’re here for their own show for 4 days cause of ARMY. Then they had their actual final song Answer: Love Myself & they kept waving their ARMY Bombs around so we could follow them. Then they each walked back towards the main stage & took their final bow. 

This was soooo long. I didn’t expect to go the concert at all & gave up on trying to go months ago. But I guess I’m hella lucky. This just made me love them so much more & I wish I could go to another concert day or just another concert in general. I feel like I didn’t spend that much attention on Suga & Jungkook & I REGRET IT SO MUCH BUT I LOVE ALL OF THEM BTS I LOVE YOU 💜

[jungblue]

BITCH WTF I WAS READING TDCU WHILE EATING CEREAL AND I ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE CEREAL ON MANY OCCASIONS. this shit is way too good holy fuck i've never been so excited to read 40k+ in my life. and now that there's the possibility of a sequel......IM LIVIN

thank you for reading! i’m glad you didn’t drop your phone in your cereal lol. and yeah i really really wanna do the sequel bc i think it’ll help to the flesh the characters out a lot

Anonymous said: the devil‘s change up... I read it in one go and I must say I don’t regret it one bit. I truly love your writing sm. And I just wanted to thank you for actually writing and posting it on this hell site because ???? it truly is a masterpiece. I can’t even imagine but It must have taken you so long to write those 41k words. So thank you Taylor!we don’t deserve you tbh

i’m glad you enjoyed it! i was honestly stressed about posting it on here bc i knew the read more wasn’t going to work on the app and sure enough i’ve gotten so man messages asking me to put a read more and i’m like :)) it’s there :))) but it took me a little over a month to write it. again this fic is an anomaly i never write that fast ever lol

Anonymous said: OMG THIS IS LIKE A WHOLE BOOK THIS IS MY FAVORITE MASTERPIECE ON THIS WHOLE WEBSITE JUNGKOOK HAS BEEN BIAS WRECKING ME SO HARD AND THIS STORY JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE CLIFF THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD I COULDNT STOP READING TILL I WAS DONE YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING WRITER OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS IT COMPLETELY MADE MY DAY SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR EXISTING💕 (im sorry for writing everything in caps but I am just so aaahhhhh over this story I hope I don’t offend you with all my caps)

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS SO SWEET! I’M REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I APPRECIATE THE KINDNESS SO MUCH ;;;;;

Anonymous said: the way you write is just sOOOOOOO GOOOD! I literally was freaking out reading the devil's change up. Like major props to you, you develop characters so well it really felt real!!

aww thank you so much! i’m really glad that you liked the characters in it ;;;;

Anonymous said: I just finished reading tdcu and this might be my fave fic of yours yet, the relationship between the oc and Jungkook was just so wholesome 😣 also the smut was just 👀 I would love to read more about them in the future (no pressure tho;) )💜

thank you for that! tdcu is definitely one of my favorite fics that i’ve written so i’m glad people are liking it so much! plus if people read my fics they know i don’t usually go too terribly graphic with the smut, at least in terms of dialogue, but i really wanted to try it out so thank you for liking it :’)) 

Anonymous said: Tdcu has ended me good night everybody. It was soooooo good I can never read a fic again. Baseball player jungkook destroyed me

baseball kook was out for blood :’))

Anonymous said: i’m so dead. when i read the lphie part i literally screamed cause i know lambdas at my school and they’re interesting ppl and they don’t throw good parties hahaha

jxnsjdls frat parties are unfortunately never as glamorous as fics and tv make them out to be lol

Anonymous said: jfc tdcu was so fcking good! everything was so cute and fluffy and if it wasn't cute and fluffy it was sexy and hot! i'm so alskjdalksfklaskd i can't even put to words how it made me feel? everything! was! amazing! yoU'RE AMAZING!

thank you so much! i tried to squeeze in a nice bit of fluff to soften the smut lmao

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 10.10.17 lb

shivaay’s animated gesticulating while talking to khanna has invited wife’s curiosity. 

if only she had omkara’s super hearing waale powers.

girl pls, wyd???? don’t you know he has Awareness waale powers?

snort. he fulllly knows. 

most amusing thing to me here: that shivaaaaay singh oberoi uses the cheapy sketch pens to write with, rather than fancy fancy pens. 

fulllllllllllly setting her uppppp. 

lol “love card” 

his glee at fucking with her. idiot.

oh my heart, the little kiss for the card. ouff. this adorbz fucker. 

oh shitttttt tanya’s gonna know that shivaay’s meeting with anika seeing the card!!! SHIVAAY YOU IDIOT! 

hein? dekha tak nahi??? 

WHUT??? WHAT IS THIS KHANJAR DOING THERE? THAT TOO, WITH KEYS AND WHT LOOKS LIKE HIS TABLET? THAT’S AN ODD COMBINATION OF THINGS TO GROUP? 

oh ho shivaay suchhhhhhhhh overacting. so not convincing. 

“maine toh gadar macha di yaar!”

what’s this language?!!? since when does shivaay talk like this???? 

“mere rudy waale abs thode se flabs ban gaye.”

take your shirt off so we can see for ourselves. y’know… for science. 😏😏😏

“hum dono, dabaaa ke khaa rahe hai”

DUDE WHO WROTE TODAY’S DIALOGUES, SHIVAAY DOESN’T TALK LIKE THIS?????

why’s the parcel soooo badly packaged? 

LMAO ANIKA IS SUCH A CURIOUS CAT???? SO DESPERATE TO KNOW. 

repair ka samaan aise gift wrap hoke aata hai? 

lol pfffffffffft. 

anika not giving up hope. ek aur dabba hai. surely that has a gift???? 

(lmao khanna’s faaaaaaaaaaaaace.)

snort. 

find someone who loves you as much as khanna loves shivaay. the true love story of this show. 

bhavya has so many shady hacker acquaintances. 

oh no, bhavya’s all dizzy.

charlie’s already a much better human being than rudra. within 30 seconds of his appearance. i choose him for bhavya over rudra. 

richa has amazing hair. but hella bad dialogue delivery. 

my ears hurt looking at gauri’s earrings. 

lambe baal waale praani has arrrrrived in gauri’s des. 

looking hellaaa fiiiine. 

errrrrrrrr, that’s not kunal’s voice, is it??? 

ok that’s some hella extraaaaaaaaa dressing gauri. but damn, you look sooooooo goooooooood. 

wow, what an amazing disguise, omki, a kadha and covering up your hair. YOU’RE UNRECOGNIZABLE. 

woulda been more convincing if you just cut your hair. that woulda thrown her off, coz it’s such a non-omkara thing to do. 

bhavya stoppppp nagging charlieeee

LMAO CHARLIE’S EXPERT HACKING IS SOME TRUECALLER TYPE WEBSITE HAHAHAHA. MUCH HACK. SUCH STEALTH. WOW. 

pfffffffft. abhay strikes again. 

dang pinky looking happier than she has in 6 months. 

wow what devrani jethani bonding. idhar anika ne same to same outfit pehna hai that gauri’s wearing there in bareilly. 

awwwwwwww, remember anika setting up the diyas last year, to bolna???? still the best song sequence in this show. 

kesariya baalam looking prettyyyy goood! loving that his kurta matches anika’s outfitttttttttt! 

oh ho anika, this utaavlapan for a gift is so not youuuuu! 

god surbhi’s lost toooo much weight. bilkul haddiyon ka dhaancha ho gayi hai. someone feed this girl! 

ugh these two are so attractive. how dare they. 

pfffffffffffffft. anika still trying to convince him that she’s NOT. AT. ALL. HUNGRY. 

���MOTI LAG RAHI HO!”

STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE, SHIVAAY!!!! 

lmaaaaaaaaao “yeh luchi tuchi tanya jab dekho shivaay ke aas paas dengue waale machchar ki taraah kyun mandaraati rehti hai??” 

tanya can’t handle the bhoooook. for her boyyyyyyfriend.

wow, this is the most animated tanya has ever seemed. maybe she should be hungry more often. 

waise anika ki kya kismat hai, har karwa chauth pe, to snoop on some sautan or the other as she sneaks off to meet her real love interest. 

DADI FUCK YOU THERE ARE SERVANTS IN THIS HOUSE FOR SUCH STUFF, SHE’S NOT THE FUCKING WEDDING PLANNER ANYMORE

oooooooooh secret hiding behind pillllarrrrr. i love. 

OUFFFFFF JUST MEET HIM IN THE GARAGEEE GIRLLLLL.

“yeh kya tha?”

“tumne vrat nahi kiya na? sweet dish!”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMGGGGGGGGGGGG SCREAMING AND DYING THESE CUTEASS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSS I WAS SO NOT PREPAREDDDDDDDD

abhay gonna get his ass beat by bhavya. and he deserves it. 

oh nooooooooooo. he escapeddddd. 

richa ka mangetar is so concerned and helpful. i like. lucky you, richa. you might have scored the best pati of all in this show. 

“abhaagi chirraiyya” - gauri’s username on online forums.

SHUTTTTT UP MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE SOOOO ANNOYINGGGG

hein? tanya toh pehle hi nikal gayi thi na? how’s she following anika now? 

i feel like tanya’s talking about her un-bardaasht-able bhook, rather than shivika being sneaky. #relatable

why the scary intense mooosic??? 

oh hooooooo he’s doing the hairrrr thing. matlab badi baazi maar li hai. 

lol she’s not even looking at the card he’s waving in her face. 

yaaaas tanya, stab the f outta your shitty boyf. 

who knew shivaay had such a DIY side to him, to make all this outta repair ka samaan??? 

i’d love to take a look at his pinterest board! 

PFTTTTTTTTTTTT CARD KE ANDAR TOH AT LEAST I LOVE YOU LIKHA HOTA?!?!?!??!?! usmein bhi khaaali naam likha hua hai 😒😒😒

why’s she getting sooooooo impressed by that??? 

shakira. galli ke shakir bhai ke sister. snort. 

shivaay’s a shakira fan? man, every day i think i know this man, and he fucking subverts my expectations. 

shivaay is so ecstatic seeing jelly biwi. what a stupid nerddddddd.

ugh these two idiots. so stupidly in love. i love them soooo much. 

aaaaaand gauri’s not so new man is making an entry. 

of course bhavya’s gonna see rudra through this makeshift channniii of aunty’s dupatta. ugh. haaaate. 

“that’s like MY GIRL!” 

lmao that fakeass chand. 

also why does everyyyyy karwa chauth scene have just thissss one song? oufff. bollywood needs to make some new karwachauth songs already.

haaaaaaaaaaye my beautiful babies.

lol sup sardarKara. what an unrecognizable disguise. 

UGH. HATE. ALSO WHY IS THERE A RANDOM HOARDING OF RUDRA ON SOME ROAD SIDE????? 

AND LMAO WHAT’S A “STILIST”????? 

she just loooooooooves annoying him by throwing flowers, doesn’t she???? 

ok no, gtfo with this pair choona waala garbage. 

he’s so overwhelmeddddddd. look at the fierceness on his faaace. i am weeeeping. 

OH NO SCREEN IS GETTING BLURRY WHO’S FAINTING?!?!

OMG IT’S HIMMMMMMMMMMM

lovingggggg the reversal of last year and that she’s breaking HIS FASTTTTTT

god nakuul’s cough sounds awful and i hope he’s taking something for that. 

biwi’s like stopppp being sucha chantumaiiiiiii. look at his little grumpyyy face. 

um gauri…. you’re shitting meeee right???? HOW MANY MEN HAVE THIS SAME FACE? THIS IS SOME RAB NE BANA DI JODI BULLLLLLLLLLLSHIT. 

lmao his punjabi tho. 

…. he put ALL this effort (eyeroll!max) into the costume and not at all into the character background???? pft. 

“main kaunsa diljit dosanjh hoon jo aap dekhte hi pehchaan jayengi???” lololol

LMAO GAURI’S WTF FACE 

yeah gauri you’ve heard this voice. last time you heard it, it accused you of having an affair. 

okkkkkkkkkkk he’s hella annoying. 

OK SOME PREPARATION WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE OMKARA. YOU DIDN’T DO ANY WORK ON THIS AT ALL?!?!?! IS THIS ALL A JOKE TO YOU???????? YOU WOO MY GIRL THE WAY SHE DESERVES! 

ugh. more cuteness here. JUST KISSSSSSSSSS ALREADY!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand abhay’s the bairi piya. fucking hell. 

OMFG TANYA GIRL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MAN IS WORTH IT. NOT EVEN CUTEEEE CUTEEEE ABHAY! 

god. he’s sooooo fucking cute tho.

ugh what’s this sinister look???? does he not love her? you better not f my girl tanya over you cuteass fucker. 

ok no, just badle ki bhaaavna waale looks. 

but tanya doesn’t have the trishul waala tattoo????? 

siiiiiiiiiiigh why you two like thisssssss? why can’t you just go be weird and cute together somewhere else????? 

what haq???? who died in the fire???? or are you roop’s son??? WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?????? 

great. just great. he’s going to make shivaaaay fuck everything up. ouff. 

[thehalfworld]

Fanfic MST: ITS MY LIFE!, a Portal fanfic [part 13]

For something that makes absolutely no sense and conveys nothing of substance, this fic does go on for quite a while. I honestly don’t even remember how many chapters are left, but we’re at least a few more from the end.

There’s a bit of gore in this one.

Recap: Marissa tried to take down the Chell/GLaDOS fusion, accompanied by Wheatley, who was predictably useless, and Rattman, who was also pretty useless (and also died, but whether or not that’s permanent remains to be seen). It was revealed that Chell is actually Rattman’s daughter due to some sort of DNA mix-up. The co-op bots showed up to ostensibly help Marissa, but, after she defeated the Chell/GLaDOS fusion (killing Chell in the process), the bots turned on her and shot her in the head. 

Chapter 1

Previous chapter

AN OMG I GOT 102 REVIEWS EVEN IF THERE MOSTLY DUM FLAMERZ THATS STILL PRETTY GOOOD FOR A FIRS STORY!

Man, I love her optimism. Raging at your “flamers” is common for badfic writers, so seeing an author be positive about all the reviews she’s getting, even though they’re almost entirely negative, is kind of refreshing.

Unfortunately, MarissaTheWriter dropped this attitude later on, but let’s cherish it while it lasts.

ALSO THANK RAI AN APE SOME THING BECOS THEY GAVED ME SOME REALY COOL IDEAS FOR THE NEW CHAPTERS!

I don’t know who these two are. I’m guessing people who reviewed her story.

PS MARRISSA DIED THAT PROOVES SHES NOT A MARRY SUE OK!

Well, no, actually, dying is really common for Mary Sue characters. In fact, the original Mary Sue, the character from whom we got the term Mary Sue, died at the end of the fanfiction she starred in. It’s a good way to make your OC look tragic.

PPS THIS HCAPTER IS FROM WHEATLY POV

Oh geez. Oh no. I don’t know how much more weird British slang I can take.

ITS MY LIFE!

CHAPTER THIRTEN: MARRISSAS RESSUREKSHUN

Yeah, that’s the other thing. Having a character return from the dead has the effect of making them look super special and important, and overdoing that is how we get Mary Sues, so…

This was the most bloody terribel thing ever.

I agree.

Oh, you mean Marissa’s death, not the fanfic itself. I take it back.

Marrisser was died with a gun shoot to her soddin head an blood an branes were all over ever were.

Gross! Thanks for the mental image!

I gared at Atlas an P-Body hoo killed the one thing I loafed an shouted "YOU BLOODY BUGGERS IM GONNA WANK YOU!"

That’s going to be difficult. He has no arms and they have no genitals. It’s Aperture Science, though, so I’m sure he can find a way.

But I didnt have arms so i cold not hurt them but I sooooooo mad they ranned off any way.

Yeah, nothing scarier than Wheatley threatening to “wank” you.

Bloody sods. "Marrissa why didnt I was able to safe you! IM SOOOOO SORRY!" An I cried bloody bukets of robottears.

Not sure how that would work, but I don’t need it elaborated on.

It was the end an I thot a bout commitin sewiside like GLaDOS did when a turrent came up to me.

"GO HEAD AN BLOW ME SODDING BLOODY BRANES OUT SO I CAN BE AT PIECE!" I yelled loud at the turrent. "No im diffrent! I am Oracle Turrent an I no how to make Marrissa alife!"

Wow, okay, that’s a character I wasn’t expecting to make an appearance. The turrets can’t walk, though (except the frankenturrets Wheatley created, but the oracle turret wasn’t one of those), so I’m not sure how this one managed to approach him.

No bloody way I o-mouthed in all the shock. "How can she life wen her hed sodding exploded?" I britished at him for tryin a get my hopes up.

“Stop making up pointless new words!” I Irish-Americaned at the author.

"Rember that she has the speshal powers, one of them is that wen she eats the zombee taters instead of become a zombee wen she dies she just becomes alife a gain!" It all made sense, the turrent was a bloody geinus!

Well, they can’t very well feed her potatoes when she’s a headless corpse, so swing and a miss.

"Common lets wankin go!"

Does anyone know what MarissaTheWriter thinks “wanking” means?

The Oracle Turrent ranned fast an I rolled on my rale right to the zombee taters quikly we grabbed up all of them an got back to Marrissa body.

How are they grabbing things when neither of them have arms?

I coldnt help but cry at the site of my troo love with head all open an messy.

Yeah, sounds pretty gross.

"Its ok Wheatly soon she will life!" The turrent made me more happy an we started stuffin the buggerin taters in Marrissas mouth.

So she’ll come back to life, promptly choke on potatoes, and die again. Excellent plan.

Then she started coffin an all the blood was got healed.

I hope “coffin” was a pun. On second thought, no I don’t.

"W Wheetly?" She asked in the most butiful voice in the hole portal worled.

Marissa, give GLaDOS her vocal processor back right now and no one gets hurt.

"Oh Marrissa I thot you were bloody gone for wankin ever!" We hugged an kissed an things was gettin hot an heavy so the Oracle Turrent left becos he didant want to see that kinna stuff.

I don’t either. I’m going with the turret.

MEANWHILE IN THE PAST

…thinking about whether or not that phrase makes sense is hurting my head. Moving on.

Teen Fortress 2 was MAD an PEEVED at Gabe Jonson an his dotter Marrissa Roberts for killin there leader Cave Jonson.

Hey, hang on a second. Whose point of view are we from now?

They wanted ervange speshally on Marrissa sinse with out her Gabe wold not have been a hard fight.

I’m going to assume for now that we’re just in third person.

"We shold right a mean things on her facebook page!" The evil Heavy dummed. "No you idot this is the past facebook isnt invented yet!" The evil Medik extricated.

Interesting how they know about Facebook although it’s not been invented yet.

All of em was angry but coldnt thing of a way to revenge Marrissa when the evil Ingineer got a idea. "I no! We will create an evil clone of Marrissa an send it to the futur an kill her!" It was a good plan.

Evil clones are always a good plan!

After school the teen fortress all gotted together at evil Ingineers hose an builded the clone mashine.

Ah, yes, the clone machine.

How are they going to clone her? She left. She’s in the future. Doing something I’d rather not think about with Wheatley.

"But we dont have dna evidance?" Evil Sniper said in sexay british aksent.

I doubt that, seeing as he’s Australian.

But the evil spy lolled an pulled out some thing. "I stolled some of her hare just in case we needed it for some thing."

Outside of making evil clones, is there really much use for hair samples?

He frenched an gave evil Ingine the hare an they started to clone Marrissa.

You cannot use “he frenched” like that. You just can’t.

A few mins later the clonin was done an a gurl stepped out hoo looked kinna like Marrissa but more evil an mean with angry face.

So she looks like Chell, but meaner and hotter. Alright. I’m into it.

"I am Assiram Strebor an I will kill Marrissa Roberts!"

Nice backwards name. Oh, sorry. Ecin sdrawkcab eman.

TO BE CONTINUED!

OH NO! CAN MARRISSA STOPS HER EVIL CLOWN?

I recommend getting a group of kids to fight it in a sewer somewhere in Maine.

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ITS MY LIFE|!

She’s right! Tune in next time for some evil clone and/or evil clown fighting action!

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