#it wasn’t even subtle
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kinddogg · 1 year ago
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how am i not seeing anyone talking about how the witcher just like, did the prom scene from Carrie shot for shot
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blorbosexterminator · 1 year ago
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For all there is negative to say about the spin-off and Berlin I at least have the comfort to know that Pina would never mischaracterize and misrepresent Berlin as the fandom did when everyone just decided to shut their eyes and ears in the Viking Gold scene and instead assumed the exact opposite of what happened. Just completely ignoring what Andrés literally said in the scene so just they would have a "at core Martín and Berlin are actually the opposite uwu and Martin is so much better" when the scenes were literal direct parallels of each other and where Andrés and Martín said the exact same things just about different cultures and different groups of people
#i'm awake at night thinking about this shit every night#there's a lot of blatand mischaracterization of both characters in this fandom that annoy me to no end#but literally nothing infuriates me as much as this#just the inability to hear the clear simple words he said out loud in the clearest terms possible just to prove that somehow Martín#is better than him at heart#it's so annoying#Andrés LITERALLY in the scene criticizes the vikings for pillaging iconic art pieces from other cultures and melting it to make their own#shit; which he doesn’t think of as art just because it's old#this is a direct parallel to Martín's “the Spanish stole it from South American indigenous tribes” not an apposite wtf#in WHAT WORLD do you think anyone would compare the vikings to south american indigenous tribes???#There are some things Andrés is worse about than Martin and vice versa#this is NOT one of them#literally both of them showed the same position???#you cannot be glamorizing the vikings so much in your head that you can't hear direct criticism of them when it happens#it wasn’t even subtle#how could anyone mishear this#Martin didn’t want to steal it (which makes no sense in its own right) because it's ancient art that belongs to those tribes (Spain had it#so again makes no sense. but anyway)#Andres wanted to steal the vikings gold because he didn’t think it was art and it was made by melting actual ancient art pieces#that belonged to the greeks and romans and Phoenicians and he didn’t think the 'wine goblets and plates' the vikings made with their#their pillaged gold was worth being in a muesum#thats literally his own words to Rafael#how does that make him worse than Martín. sure no one views the greeks and romans etc as victims the same way those tribes were#but the point still stands that they WERE pillaged of the artwork they made#literally absolutely nothing bothers me more than the interpretation of this scene#i don't care about both scenes in their own right but the shook I went through when I read what people on here thought. man
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remxedmoon · 5 months ago
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y’know what? fuck you. *UNGRAYSCALES YOUR ISATS*
no wait come back there’s greyscale versions under the cut :(
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starry-bi-sky · 2 months ago
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blood blossom danny except i briefly talk about his version of the accident
It all happened so fast that Danny doesn't really remember dying at all. It was like, one moment he was alive, the next he's dead. He remembers hitting the button, and the lights coming on, and then a great big flash.
Then he was outside of the portal.
He thinks he may have been screaming, but that's not true at all. The only sound he made was a split-second, startled gasp as the portal turned on, that was cut-off before he could finish the noise. The only ones who were screaming were Sam and Tucker; Danny was dead before he could feel anything.
The most vivid thing to him was the terror before the light. The blood rushing moment of mind-numbing fear and cold revelation that he was going to die, and there was nothing he could do about it. A weird sort of resignation, desperation, horror, and static calm that hit him all at once.
He was extremely disoriented when he woke up. Like waking up from a long nap and struggling to comprehend what the day or time was, but knowing instinctively that time has passed. He didn't stay in his ghost form for that long either, further cementing his confusion.
From the moment he hit the button to the few minutes after he woke up is an unsolved jigsaw puzzle to him.
It took him about a day and a half to fully remember what happened beyond 'went into the portal, then suddenly i was out of it and everyone was freaking out', and then a week to process.
Sam and Tucker remember his accident better than he does. They say he was in a daze after he woke up, before he recognized where he was. And he kinda just... squinted at them like he didn't know who they were, and said something in a language they couldn't understand. He was terrifyingly calm and passive, and still smoking.
(They later find out its ghostspeak. He was asking them where he was.)
It was only the moment he realized where he was that he transformed back into human. That's the moment where Danny's memory officially cuts back in for him. His first time as a ghost, and he doesn't really remember it that well.
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blueskingdom · 9 months ago
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the way lando’s demeanor changed as soon as oscar came into the interview is just stunning
like he went from lando “media-trained answers” norris to lando “soft, inner-personality” norris
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mollysunder · 2 months ago
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The one thing I don't understand about the theory where Piltover and Zaun are teaming up to fight Noxus in the end, is why are Vi and Ekko flying towards Jinx's supposed airship if they're on the same team? Why does Vi NEED to confront Jinx in the middle of a warzone?
We see Ekko in garb that looks like he's on Jinx's side, but we mostly see him with the Firelights in those scenes, and they not decorated in Jinx's colors. Even minor background characters that are on Jinx/Sevika's side have a pink X on the right side of their chest. The Firelights are completely free of any graffiti or markers that would identify them with Jinx, and Vi is in an enforcer uniform. We don't see any other Zaunites in the crowd, but for some reason Vi and Ekko are centering their concentration on Jinx.
I think what's happening is that Ambessa's forces are fighting against Piltover's enforcers, but Jinx isn't helping, she's taking advantage of the chaos. Jinx is probably in Piltover to do something big that Piltover can't defend against since they're preoccupied with Noxus. Jinx will probably think the fight between Noxus and Piltover is the best opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Vi and Ekko will probably object, they'll say her plan goes too far, and it'll get people killed. The whole scenario will probably be a more extreme mirror to whatever the Silco flashback will reveal about what went down on the Day of Ash and why Vander tried to kill Silco, except this time with magic.
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the-pale-goddess · 6 months ago
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Someone very special and dear to their hearts…The one & only OH MC 😌
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bobababygirl · 8 months ago
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Staring a little too hard to be considered straight
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chocor0se · 5 months ago
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oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH.
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coffeemira · 1 year ago
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aziraphale fell first crowley fell harder—in the sense that the realization of how he felt hit him all at once and then he couldn’t keep it in for longer than ten minutes, whereas aziraphale’s “oh” moment was when crowley saved the books and he has been grappling with his feelings ever since. aziraphale “burned so long and so quiet” and crowley spontaneously combusted
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evermoredeluxe · 18 days ago
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right… facetune your face but leave taylor out of it omg
her beautiful face was ruined
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humanitys-strongest-bamf · 2 months ago
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Whats going on 😭
Just people using the use of a wheelchair as an insult and I’m not taking the rage bait but Y I K E S
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feeshies · 1 year ago
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I think one of my least favorite jokes is when, in response to seeing a queer and/or neurodivergent person acting “cringe”, someone (usually white) will go:
“Maybe the republicans/alt right had a point”
Or
“Just call me a slur/hate crime me”
We get it, you’re “not like other gays”. Do you want a cookie?
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starshapedsupernova · 2 months ago
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if i had been an oasis lover and [redacted] truther in 2017 i think i would’ve genuinely started tweaking while listening to as you were for the first time
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theolddivorcedzukka · 1 year ago
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“no body, no crime” is such a fun song to listen to cause ahaha revenge and then 5 seconds later: the tears
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97-liners · 1 year ago
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you are truly such a cruel person. i've seen you time and time again say the most rancid things and just being plain out nasty. yes, you did make a good point that that fic was fatphobic and there is a huge issue with that in the fanfic community (and in general), but calling someone a bigot for writing one fic a year ago is absolutely absurd. i would get if it was a repeat behavior and we also don't know how this person speaks in private, but my god your reaction was so hostile. i know what i'm saying to you isn't going to change your mind because you are so stubborn and small minded, but worth a shot i guess.
sure, i might be a bitch but i have a moral backbone
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