#it was the 17th mission :’)

[lulu2992]

Me questioning everything after failing repeatedly in HITMAN: Freelancer.

[shysheeperz]

[philhoffman]

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III (2006)

[frogeyedape]

Moon madness Thursday: 54th moon landing anniversary

[warrenwoodhouse]

Mission Impossible Achievement - Egg, Inc. Guide (Game Guides) (Guides) (Warren Guides)

Guide & Screenshot by @warrenwoodhouse #warrenwoodhouse

In order to earn this achievement, you just need to complete all of the challenges in the Challenges tab section on the main screen of the game. The challenges for every single egg up to the Dilithium egg.

Not exactly a platinum trophy but it's my first iOS game l've fully completed, taking me 4 months of grinding on an idle clicking game called Egg, Inc.

As far as idle clicking games go, this one has some cool features: AR for putting your egg farm on any table or any flat surface, which is interesting for gameplay. You occasionally get upgrades for your farm at ample opportunities, you can use them to upgrade buildings and such, using special purple eggs to create unique farm looks. 9/10 for what it's giving me.

Achievement Title: Mission Impossible

Achievement Description: Completed all missions!

Earned On: 17th January 2025 at 4:17 pm

How Long to Beat (hh:mm:ss): 4 months, 17 days, 16 hours, 17 minutes

[devils-lawboy]

blue eye samurai is less live action violence to me and way more video game violence

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz (better known as Dr. Doofenshmirtz, or simply Doofenshmirtz) is an evil scientist hailing from the country of Drusselstein. He is the head of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, and he tends not to be evil in the traditional sense, but rather overly dramatic, eccentric and generally clueless. His usual lair is an office building that he apparently owns, though he's worked from other locations when necessary for his plans.

Doofenshmirtz attempts to wreak generally "evil" havoc and assert his rule across the entire Tri-State Area. Despite true dedication to this mission, nearly all of his schemes have been thwarted by his nemesis Perry the Platypus. Doofenshmirtz has become so accustomed to this dynamic that he tends to feel empty or even upset on those few occasions where Perry does not stand in his way.

The cad is voiced by Dan Povenmire and first appeared in the debut episode of Phineas and Ferb, airing on August 17th, 2007. 

[ilovetoxicfictionalmen]

KINKTOBER 2024 - CILLIAN MURPHY EDITION

Hello! My 2024 Kinktober will include a range of filthy kinks. Every Monday and Wednesday will be a AU themed story to really challenge myself.

If you’re familiar with my work, none of these stories will be considered as healthy. For safe marking, all works will be either noncon/dubcon.

Comments and reblogs please are highly appreciated <3

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1ST - Jackson Rippner + Blood

Red Is The Colour Of Jackson returns home covered in other men’s blood. He’s too impatient to shower first.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2ND - Emmett in Red Riding Hood AU

All The Better You must deal with the consequences after leading the wolf into your grandmother’s cottage.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 3RD - Neil Lewis + Bondage

His Perfect Little Star When Neil's plan to win you back failed, he improvised to extreme measures to remind you who you belong to.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4TH - Jonathan Crane + Waxplay

Paint Your Skin You fall into Scarecrow's hands and are forced to play along with his games.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5TH - Tommy Shelby + Shoe Kink

Squeaky Clean You cost Tommy a promising deal. He can think of a thousand ways to make you pay, so you'll start by dropping to his feet.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6TH - Cillian Murphy in Professor AU

I Won’t Tell If You Won’t You're Professor Murphy's star student and play on his obvious obsession with you. But when he eavesdrops on a secret of yours, he has to mark you as his.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 7TH - Raymond Leon + Hate Fuck

Hate How Good You Feel After months of tracking his most stressful case, Raymond can't resist but to fuck you before he takes you in.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8TH - Robert Fichser + Mirror Sex

Look At You Robert likes to have you look at your-filthy-self whenever he takes you.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9TH - Mathew Joy in Little Mermaid AU!

Poor Unfortunate Soul You're fascinated by the human world and fall in love with a sailor from afar. When you save him, you're desperate to be united with him. A sea witch offers a proposition too good for your fairytale ending. If only you listened to how cruel the human world could be.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10TH - William Killick + Cunnilingus

Watching Eyes William doesn’t like your ex, he secretly wants you to put on a show for him.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11TH - Robert Capa + Marking

Ignited You ignite Robert’s jealousy and he has to remind you that you’re still his.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12TH - Jonathan Breech + Sex Tape

Smile For The Camera Baby You lose a bet with Jonathan. He has to record the experience to ensure it'll happen again.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 13TH - Tommy Shelby in Regency AU

Warmth The Queen is not spared by the King's cruel nature. However she does get to feel his warmth.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 14TH - Jonathan Crane + Pet Play

Scaredy Cat You are Catwoman, you’ve heard word of Scarecrow’s fear toxin and want it for yourself. However he had already anticipated this and desired a kitten of his own.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15TH - Jim (TDS) + Caught Masterbating

Don’t Let Me Stop You You babysit Jim's kids, he happens to catch you going down on yourself in his living room.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 16TH - Jackson Rippner in Mr and Mrs Smith AU

Mr And Mrs Smith Rippner You live a double life, but you're willing to give it all up to devote yourself to your husband. With one final mission, you learn that your marriage is based on a lie.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17TH - Tom Buckley + Mind Control

The Eyes Talk Tom is just convinced that you want to fuck him as badly as he wants to fuck you.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18TH - Lenny Miller + Body Worship

Home Sweet Home Lenny is skeptical over pursuing his neighbour, however that all changes when he drunkenly breaks into your apartment.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19TH - Emmett + Spit

Thristy? You're exhausted and Emmett just won't stop. He notices that you're thristy.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 20TH - Cillian!Victor von Doom in Marvel AU

Electric Storm Victor has great plans for you, that's why you're locked up in his home in Lavertia.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 21ST - Darren + 69

Me and You Forever Right as you're about to leave to start your new beginning, Pig has come to reunite with his Runt.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22ND - Tom + Overstimulation

Pick The Latter You're given an ultimatum after Tom accuses you of cheating, be fucked endlessly or be left on the edge. You should have picked the latter.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23RD - Jonathan Crane in Hogwarts AU

Terror Animus There is no one that you despise more than the arrogant Ravenclaw know-it-all who goes by the name Jonathan Crane. But his fascination with you is more dangerous than it seems.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24TH - Tommy Shelby + Outdoor Sex

As Fast As You Can Your husband likes to play games to your marriage exciting. When you oppose against his wants, he thinks a game of predator and prey can soothe your dispute.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25TH - Martin + Spanking

Put A Wife Back In Her Place When Martin’s attempt to win your heart back with a nostalgic trip on a secluded Scottish island fails, he has one last resort to remind you who’s wife you are.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26TH - Mike Kieran + Somnophilia

Ignorance Was Bliss Mike makes love to you when you're dead asleep, because that's the only time you'll love him.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 27TH - Raymond Leon in ABO AU

My Little Omega You go into heat early and your Alpha is forced to come home to relieve you.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 28TH - Jim (28DL) + Dumbification

Dead In The Head You put yourself into a close call, Jim saves you and wonders how dumb you really are.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29TH - Shivering Solider + Facial

Please Your Husband Your husband returns home distant, distraught and troubled. He questions your loyalty to him.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH - Robert Fischer in Victorian Era AU

In Sickness & In Health You visit your sister who’s health is dropping, you find out a sickening truth from her husband.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31ST - Jonathan Crane & Jackson Rippner + Double Penetration

What's Yours Is Mine In college, the twin brothers shared everything and everyone. Until Jackson took it too far and drove Jonathan away. Years later, Jackson shows up with an apology gift, and what's a better gift than you?

[moosesarecute]

December Masterlist

Azriel and Y/N had been mated for only a week when Y/N disappeard on a mission. Azriel had not been the same since.

On days her chest didn't hurt too bad, Annette's days went to reading through all the books in the library, snuggling into all the blankets she can find and begging her family to let her join them on their adventures.

What happens when Azriel is forced to go to therapy and Annette decides to run away? Will they meet?

And will they get the Winter Solstise everyone has been waiting for?

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Dividers by @issysh3ll

[thearchivesofhalcyon]

DEMO (Released: 18/01 / Prologue and Chapter One) | FEEDBACK FORM

You are living a good life, you can’t complain. As a government agent who works for a national security intelligence firm called Halcyon Tech, your position is the beginning of a bright future ahead and a name to hold, and you’re happy with that until your boss decides that it’s time for the Government and the Company to part ways. It was the day of your 24th birthday when you were caught in the middle of a war you didn’t want to be. And as if the gunshots were fireworks, they wished you a Happy Birthday, turning your life upside down. Now you find yourself entangled in a conspiracy theory that you thought could only be real in movies, and you have to fight against that to have your life back together along with your new team formed with old and new partners. Are you willing to protect the Halcyon secrets with your life? Or are you going to blow them up for the world to see?

Rating: 16+.

Content Warnings: Violence, Death, Alcohol, Sexual Content, Strong Language.

Select your gender, pronouns, appearance, sexuality, personality and backstory through your choices.

Have a little companion robot!

Be a proud owner of a pet that suits you, or be a plant parent.

Choose to take revenge on the ones who got in your way, or help them clean up the mess you all are involved in.

Build up your goals and motivations and see them grow real, or drag you to your failure.

Romance and befriend five companions: the stoic CEO of the Halcyon Tech Company; your charismatic, but stubborn best friend and sidekick; your unpredictable, ambiguous and charming commander; a shy, but overburdened agent with a mysterious past; and an genius with an easy-going personality and a tendency to make the wrong choices.

CONNOR/CORNELIA SUTTER | 28 | July 17th | PLAYLIST

While Connor has short straight black hair, Cornelia uses her hair in a short classic bob blunt cut, both sharing a bang that falls exactly at the beginning of their eyebrow. They have a pointed nose with triangular shape, dark eyes slightly angled to the sides with a gray glow in them, just like the shade of the clouds when a storm is forming. You also always take notice of the little mole under their right eye. They have sharp features, pale skin, and a slender body. Connor is 6'1", and Cornelia is 5'7".

Professional, reserved and distant, it’s a little too hard to extract any information from them besides what they care to give you about work since they’re undoubtedly cold every time anyone tries to approach. You always think they probably don’t have a life, since they often call you late at night for missions.

OLIVER/OLIVIA MADDOX | 26 | August 9th | PLAYLIST

Their appearance is made to stand out, especially due their height, Oliver is 6'4" and Olivia is 5'11", and their strong arms and broad shoulders. Their skin is tanned for the time they spend in the sun training, and while Oliver has straight short light brown hair although kinda messy, Olivia has shoulder length hair that often is seen in a messy ponytail, with a lot of strands escaping and covering her soft features. Their eyes are in a gentle amber shade, with long and charming eyelashes. They’ve a perfect smile with protuberant fangs.

Your partner in crime, and against crime too. Their charm is hard to resist, and they know how to use it. Without this facade, they are fiercely competitive and tease you all the time, being annoyingly possessive and protective.

ELLIOT/ELEONORA ADAMANTIS | 31 | September 7th | PLAYLIST

Elliot has medium length dark brown hair with a ghostly bunch of curls, and Eleonora has wavy long hair that ends around her waist, along with a long bang. They have eyes with a mix of green and brown depending on the light, but often the green wins. They are tall, Elliot is 6'2" and Eleonora is 5'9", and their body is noticeably muscular, with broad shoulders and back. Their left eyebrow is decorated with an evident scar, and normally Elliot has a bit of stubble on his chin and jaw.

Blunt, sarcastic and unpredictable, something in your mind always says that you shouldn’t trust them. They have the smile of someone who’s hiding the world, but still can convince you to do anything for them. You really don’t know how they manage to be so popular and part of the government, since they really don’t look like they care about people.

ALEC/ALEXA ORION | 25 | April 12th | PLAYLIST

They both have light blond hair, but in Alec’s case it is combed back with so much care that you don’t really know if his hair is straight or it’s just the gel, while Alexa is always with her wavy hair secured in a perfect bun. Sky blue eyes, beige skin with some freckles along their nose bridge. Medium height, Alec with 5'8" and Alexa with 5'4", skinny and with a vulnerable aura.

They always seem to be on edge. Contrary to what you might think about them because of their appearance, they’re a little stressed and impatient, and don’t like to be judged as a weak person. Even so, they usually try to hide their temper and keep a cool attitude — although it doesn’t work most of the time.

LUKE/LUNA ADLER | 22 | January 23rd | PLAYLIST

Dark brown and perfect clear skin, short height, Luke with 5'5" and Luna with 5'1", and a chubby frame. Luke has wavy shoulder length dark red hair, and Luna has long micro braids down until her waist, also dark red. Their irises are big enough to make the rich tone of their light green eye color almost glow, contrasting with the deep dark circles under their eyes. They have a few tattoos on their arms and puffy adorable cheeks.

They like to talk, especially when it’s something about their job or anything they understand well to form an opinion. Quick-minded, empathetic and perceptive, it’s hard to hide something from them, but it’s not like you need to. They are like a child. Or like a dog. Or like the two of them: a puppy.

[chocolatecake47]

Small moments in TDP to remind us of love despite the horrors

The Amaya and Corvus forehead touch

Callum sharing Harrow’s letter about history being a narrative of love with Ezran sometime during the time skip 

Soren carrying Ezran on piggyback 

Ezran deciding his big brother needs a 17th birthday party to get cheered up 

Soren caring and worrying about Zubeia’s infection 

Callum stroking Rayla’s hand with his thumb

Soren opening up to Corvus about his mom’s photo being tucked in his armor

Sarai and Amaya signing to each other and laughing

The Baitlings. Just them. 

Rayla singing Stella to sleep 

The Callum and Rayla fist bump 

Ezran running to Rayla the moment he saw she came back and making it known he wants her on the mission 

Callum copying the tickle thing Harrow used to do with him and Ezran 

Ezran teaching Zym how to fly 

Soren “giving” Aunt Amaya a punch in the arm “from him” 

Rayla being hugged in the middle of all her boys

Ezran telling Rayla he loves her in front of Sorvus and Ruthari 

Callum setting up the boat with all the little animals 

Terry kissing Claudia’s forehead

Callum being so excited Amaya was getting married he tossed his staff to rush to her and Gren had to catch it 

Amaya coming to Gren and saying for advice on how to write her vows 

Callum wishing Ezran was there because “he’d know what to do” with the star weaver spider 

Astrid asking complete strangers if they were Aunt Amaya

Stella playing with Soren’s hair when him and Rayla were hugging 

Rayla touching Callum’s face lovingly 

Amaya holding Janai after her nightmares

Callum having a drawing of Rayla in his office 

Bait. Just Bait. Their grumpy emotional-support therapy toad. 

Callum memorizing and reciting Damien’s poetry 

Soren wearing pajamas under his armor

Callum tying a bracelet of phoenix feathers around Rayla’s wrist 

Gren bring the best third wheel ever 

Zubeia laughing at Soren’s jokes 

Rayla kissing Esmeray so gently 

Callum going straight to Ezran to tell him he loves him after reading Harrow's letter

Bait patting Soren’s foot to let him know he wasn’t a “failed son”

Callum finally calling Harrow ‘Dad’ 

Corvus clapping at Soren’s jokes. 

Callum’s wing hugs. They look like the warmest safest hugs ever. 

Soren apologizing to Callum and squeezing him on the Storm Spire steps. Fastforward two years and they are holding each other.

Kazi’s “wild and crazy student years” 

Sarai proving that love knows no bounds by falling in love with a poet then a king 

Ezran holding Callum in his arms when he had passed out even though they were fighting 

Callum pushing back Rayla’s hair 

Adoraburs. Just adoraburs. 

[shysheeperz]

[makeitmakesomesense]

Two Trees

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Word Count: 1.3k

A/N: This is a lovely prompt from a lovely anon. There is some angstier themes (kidnapped!reader). It also uses a prompt from @taylorswiftmicrofic for the 17th of January, which is 'nerve'.

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When you were in high school, you read a poem. It was about love. It talked about two trees growing into one. You thought it was stupid. 

You don’t anymore. 

When your life tangles with someone else, it is impossible to see a world without them. There is no sense in thinking separately. The future has become a shared prospect. Together, you will grow endlessly towards the bright sun that lives above your heads.

There is no longer a world without them. The person you were before them is no longer there. If you ever have to live after them, you will be someone else then too.

You have not lost yourself in this process. You have become something more. 

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You are standing across the room for Natasha. You are at a party. A social event for important people to meet the Avengers in person. Your gazes meet automatically when people say stupid things. You share knowing smiles. Every thought runs between you wordlessly. 

Natasha is your most familiar sight.

You have spent more time looking at her than anyone or anything else in the world. The reverse is true for her.

This is, in itself, a miracle.

She sips her drink and grins at you. Her wedding band is clinking against the glass. It is scuffed from time. She wears it occasionally on missions. You like that it has been to so many places. You love that it follows her to the places that you can’t go.

You squeeze her gently when you walk past. Natasha kisses your cheek. You raise no eyebrows from the people around you. This is familiar to them too. 

You go to the quietest drinks bar, secluded in a much smaller room. The crowds tend to congregate in one place, no matter the space available. 

You order a drink and revel in the sudden silence of the empty room. 

You take one sip and know something is wrong. It should be the easiest moment to resolve. You stand up, ready to go and find Natasha in the sea of people next door. You will only need to look at her. Natasha will understand. 

You stagger as it hits you, a hand covers your mouth. 

The world goes dark as a heaviness forces your eyes closed. 

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Natasha becomes uneasy three minutes later. It takes her another four minutes to check every room and the bathrooms too.

The alarm is raised. 

You are already in the back of a van. You are being taken to a place you can’t imagine. 

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There are hells that can be endured. There are hells that can’t be.

This is somewhere in the middle.

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Natasha finds herself staring in a bathroom mirror 48 hours later. She hasn’t slept. She hasn’t eaten. She doesn’t recognise herself in the mirror. She cries because your toothbrush is next to hers.

Her body curls in half because it can’t ever separate itself from the person who is gone. 

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They keep asking you for information. They are under the impression that you have secrets. You have nothing. You are kicked for sport. 

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Three months without a single clue. 

Natasha is found one night, freezing and standing on a balcony. The people who care about her start to take shifts watching her. 

It is not the pain that is intolerable. It is realising there might be no end to it.

Natasha repeats the same fruitless steps again and again. 

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They don’t give you enough water. 

It’s not on purpose. You are locked in some basement that people easily forget.

The lack of food is on purpose. You can’t tell what is hunger and what is injury. You just know you can’t move.

You lie on concrete floors and wonder when you’ll die. Your skin itches with a feeling like a disease. 

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Natasha has resorted to hunting down anyone who might want to hurt her through you. 

It is a terrible plan. The alternative is inconceivable. 

Natasha cuts her hair when she is sick of being the person who is dying inside. The first cut with the scissors sends a clump of hair to the ground with a soft thump. 

Natasha wonders if she will look like who she was before you. She curls up on the tiled floor and cries until she is sick.

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They remember you again. 

You are useless. They have realised this. They visit without the same expectations.

They ask you other questions. About fucking Natasha. About hurting her. About doing both things together. They laugh about it.

This is recreation for them. You don’t remember how to have feelings like you did before.

You know you are grateful that you have been remembered. 

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Natasha gets an alert from Tony.

One of the missing bar staff from the party has finally resurfaced on some CCTV footage. The man is filmed laughing as he walks down the street, talking on the phone to someone. 

Natasha plays the footage on repeat as she waits. 

It takes Tony an hour to produce an address. 

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When the basement door skitters off its hinges. You can only stare at it. 

Natasha’s silhouette fills the empty space. The bright light of the world behind her burns your eyes. You turn away. 

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Her fingers tremble when they touch you. Her shallow breathing is too loud.

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You are briefly in an induced coma. There is a medical team trying to heal injuries sustained over 9 months.

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Natasha only has the nerve to watch from the far side of the room, her back pressed against the wall. 

She wonders if happiness is something she has lost. 

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When you begin to wake up, tears run down your cheeks before you open your eyes. You wake with a  feeling that nothing will ever be good again. 

You listen to Natasha’s shallow breathing across the room. After a while, you swallow and groan. You don’t remember how to be alive. You have spent too long trying not to die. 

You open your eyes and look at Natasha, standing against the wall.

You can tell that she is afraid.

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Natasha’s brain has filled with a fuzzy blankness. She wonders how long she can stare at you. How long until your face is familiar once more. How long until she loses you again.

She splays her palms flat against the wall behind her. She keeps staring.

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You watch Natasha with her palms against the wall. You have rarely seen her act so completely on instinct.

She feels out of control. 

It takes a moment for you to realise that you do too. 

You nod wordlessly and Natasha blinks in understanding. Her shoulders dip with the sudden weight of being seen. 

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Natasha tugs at her shorter hair. She is self-conscious. 

The practical choice still seems too severe. It looks uncaring. It is a person that she doesn’t want to be anymore.

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You tilt your head in confusion when Natasha starts tugging at her hair. 

She’s changed it. It looks so clean that you almost feel jealous. Your own hair is limp and bedraggled. 

She tugs it again, too hard.

You give a hoarse attempt at a wolf-whistle. 

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Natasha freezes, her fingers still clinging to the ends of her hair. Her lips part in barely hidden shock.

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You nod pointedly at her and then you wink. 

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Natasha rolls her eyes slowly and there is a twisted kind of misery behind them. It is the conclusion of the endless pain. She has remembered what it is to be near you

Tears cling to her eyelashes. Natasha’s lips pull into a reluctant, inevitable smile. 

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You give a barking laugh. It is a noise you can’t remember ever making before.

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Natasha walks forward like the sound is a siren call. She crawls onto the bed with you. She will curl into your side until you finally become one stitched together soul. She doesn’t want to be alone again. 

She will always be alone if she is not with you.

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You stroke her head gently. It is automatic. It is the familiarity that comes with endless time. 

Your wedding band catches slightly in her hair.

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Natasha smiles against your neck. 

She loves that ring. It has followed you to the places that she couldn’t go.

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Requests are still very welcome for future January fics. More info in the pinned post if you're interested in requesting. <3

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[tetzoro]

☆ 𓂃 THE EIGHT PHASES OF KINKTOBER !

Another year, another kinktober! Welcome to this years; I’m absolutely over the moon about it hehe ! I hope you enjoy it too ❤︎ 

Please be mindful of the tags on each installment as there are some pieces with dark content and remember that these are all works of fiction.

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ New Moon ! ꒱ ― OCT 3rd. Camboy!Eren.

╰ Camboy!Eren. Eren accidentally stumbled upon his newest side gig, pleasuring himself before thousands of viewers. But honestly, it’s all for his favorite creator — you. WC : 2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waxing Crescent ! ꒱ ― OCT 8th. Perv!Sanji + Food Play + Praise.

╰ The Love Cook. Sanji has always had an affinity for cooking but nothing could ever compare to cooking for you. But his plan backfires and he realizes he’s in for more than he bargained for. WC : 4.6k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ First Quarter ! ꒱ ― OCT 11th. Zoro + Sword Play.

╰ Sword and Sheath. After another slew at sea, you and Zoro have the ship all to yourselves as the crew restocks up on the island. They say that curiosity kills the cat, but what happens when you've tamed the beast? WC : 5.2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waxing Gibbous ! ꒱ ― OCT 14th. Implied Yandere! Mihawk + Predator / Prey.

╰ Cat and Mouse. Mihawk has returned from his latest mission but nothing sets his adrenaline off more than chasing you around the Manor. Better start running now. WC : 2.2k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Full Moon ! ꒱ ― OCT 17th. Stoner!Ace + Dubcon + Weed Use.

╰ Smokin’ Aces. The ASL brothers know how to throw a good party and tonight was no different. WC : 3.4k

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waning Gibbous ! ꒱ ― OCT 22nd. Tendou + Non Con + Somno.

╰ Peeping Tendou. He’s always been obsessed with you, but now he finally has the chance to show you how good you’d be together. Hopefully you'll wake up soon to realize it. — Fics For Gaza ! WC : 961

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Last Quarter ! ꒱ ― OCT 25th + Ex!Barou + Dacryphilia + Face Fucking.

╰ Big Bad Barou. Running into your ex is never easy, especially at a halloween party with all of your mutual friends. The question is, will you blow off your date in favor for him? . . . Of course you will.

⭑ 𓂃 ꒰ Waning Crescent ! ꒱ ― OCT 31st. Yakuza Boss! Kuroo + TBD.

╰ Angel. The club had been bought up by none other than Kuroo Tetsuro, the head of the Nekoma Family. As his favorite, you’ve come to expect that whenever he shows up to the club, he’s only there for you.

NOTE : If you’d like to be tagged in any of these, please let me know. You MUST have your age somewhere on your blog to interact. ❤︎

[emporium]

🌴 Emporium Summer Sale 🌴

Brick is going on vacation so the shop will be closed from July 10th - July 17th. During his absence the crabs are taking the opportunity to get rid of some slow selling products. It's your last chance to get any of these products before they are gone forever.

Sale is Over. Thanks to Everyone who purchased something.

Products we are saying goodbye to:

Take Me to Your Blorbo Bumper Sticker -> $3.00 $2.00

T Party Bumper Sticker -> $3.00 $2.00

Jumbled Tumblr Tumbler -> $20.00 $18.00

Internet Love Tumbler -> $20.00 $18.00

Autographed Brick Whartley 8×10 Photo -> $5.00 $2.00

Tumblr Mission Statement 11×17 Poster -> $10.00 $8.00

Tumblr Nostalgia 22oz Tumbler -> $25.00 $22.00

Tumblr Museum 11×17 Posters -> $10.00 $8.00

Tumblr Black Sweatpants -> $55.00 $25.00

Tumblworms Pin Set -> $6.00 $3.00

Shipper Society Woven Patch -> $6.00 $3.00

Default Avatar PopGrip -> $10.00 $8.00

Pizza Slice Sweatshirt -> $45.00 $15.00

Glitch Logo Sweatshirt -> $45.00 $15.00

Friendly Alien T-Shirt -> $35.00 $5.00

Pizza Slice T-Shirt -> $35.00 $5.00

[thebigbadbatswife]

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

Welcome to my Kinktober 2024 masterlist! Beneath the read more you will find the list of days/prompts and, as the month progresses, I'll add links to its respective day. Happy reading and hope you enjoy! Obviously as this is kinktober ALL fics are 18+ only, please respect that! Minors/Ageless blogs will be blocked!

Bruce Wayne

Oct 1st - Size Difference/Mirror Sex

Title - Big Mistake Summary - You’ve finally caught the attention of the Dark Knight and it’s better than you dreamt it to be.

Oct 12th - Table Sex

Title - This Is His Home Summary - This is Bruce’s home and he’ll take you wherever, whenever he wants to. You’re certainly not complaining.

Oct 19th - Hand Job

Title - This’ll Be Fun Summary - You grow bored during a League meeting and you decide to test Batman’s resolve.

Captain John Price

Oct 3rd - Double Penetration in One Hole

Title - Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share) Summary - There’s no better way to get rid of some stress than with your Captain and Lieutenant.

Oct 15th - Spitroasting

Title - This Is Becoming A Habit Summary - Second part to Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share). A mission gone wrong leaves you stressed and all you want is for your superiors to fuck you stupid. They’re more than happy to oblige.

Jason Todd

Oct 5th - Orgasm Denial

Title - In For A Long Night Summary - Another heist, another run in with the big, bad Red Hood. Only tonight he seems content with driving you mad.

Oct 24th - Dacryphilia

Title - Pretty When You Cry Summary - The Arkham Knight thinks you look so much better like this.

Oliver Queen

Oct 10th - Cockbulge

Title - A Tight Space Summary - Getting stuck in a broom closet with Oliver gives you an idea on how to pass the time.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Oct 3rd - Double Penetration in One Hole

Title - Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share) Summary - There’s no better way to get rid of some stress than with your Captain and Lieutenant.

Oct 8th - Exhibistionism

Title - Shameless Summary - You put on a show for Simon. One of which that he very much enjoys.

Oct 15th - Spitroasting

Title - This Is Becoming A Habit Summary - Second part to Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share). A mission gone wrong leaves you stressed and all you want is for your superiors to fuck you stupid. They’re more than happy to oblige.

Oct 17th - Wall Sex

Title - Welcome Home Summary - There’s nothing quite like the sex that happens after Simon comes home from a long deployment.

Oct 22nd - Virginity

Title - Trust Summary - Tonight, Simon puts his full trust into you.

Oct 26th - Overstimulation

Title - On A Mission Summary - Simon is on a mission to see just how many times he can make you cum.

Oct 29th - Sex Pollen

Title - What Happens In The Safe House... Summary - During a mission, you come in contact with a strange substance and the only person around that can help you with the effects is Ghost.