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“So if Glaive and Gyvael are teaching us how to fight,” Shard said, “and Vesper and Vannasai are giving us flight lessons....”
“Our lessons will be about your soul-bond,” Legacy said, retying the bit of string holding her long black hair out of her face.
“Soul-bond?”
“My mother told me about that!” Shynael piped up eagerly. “That's the magical bond you make when you choose a mate, right?”
Linygae trilled softly, looking down at the smaller dragon with amusement. “Yes, but that's not the kind we're talking about.”
“It is similar, though,” Legacy said, crossing her arms comfortably over her chest and leaning against her dragon's shoulder. “The soul-bond between a human and a dragon is a magical bond that makes the two almost a single entity—not to be entered into lightly, not easily broken without...dire consequences. And just as between two mates, we cannot have more than one soul-bond at a time. Which is why none of us,” she swept a finger in a big loop to include all of the Ambassadors, even the ones not currently present, “can have a mate.”
Shard was sure his cheeks were as red as Linygae's scales, and he would have been more than happy to drop the subject, but Shynael was curious as always.
“We can't have a mate? But my mother told me that's what I would do one day, when I'm fully grown—leave the nest and find a mate. She said that's the way of things.”
“She was right,” Linygae said, humor still lingering in her voice, “for an ordinary dragon. But we Ambassadors are not ordinary dragons—or humans.” Her amber-colored eyes slid over to glance at Shard. “Was there not a moment when you accepted Shard into your soul? When you chose him for your own?”
Shard looked up at his dragon, remembering when he first held Shynael's egg in his arms, staring between it and the enormous body of the dragon who had ripped through the village. The desperation in her eyes as they met his, as he reached out a hand towards the egg...and then a moment of clarity, of peace, as if she knew somehow that he would never harm her son.
He wondered if that was the moment his soul had become bonded with Shynael's, that moment when he had chosen to cup the fragile egg in his arms and take it to safety, rather than dashing it against the ground like so many others would have. Or maybe the moment had been when he'd first seen the baby dragon struggling out of the eggshell, eyes bright and heart beating with life. Or maybe it was the moment he'd decided, once and for all, that he would protect the life that had been entrusted to him.
Shynael cocked his head to one side and looked at Shard thoughtfully. “I...almost forgot,” he said slowly, “but...I think I heard you. In my egg. I heard you talking, Shard. I don't think I could understand you yet, but...you said something, right up next to the egg, and it was like...I woke up. That's when I started to hatch, I think. Like I was trying to get out and see you.”
“Oh,” Shard breathed. “I'd forgotten all about that. People were starting to gather, and I was afraid they'd see your egg and take it from me. So I hurried into the chapel, and...I don't know why, but I said, 'Don't worry. I'll keep you safe.' I didn't know you could hear me....”
They looked at each other for a long moment and smiled. In that moment, Shard could feel the soul-bond between them without a doubt. It was like reaching out into the darkness, and another hand slid into his. The hand of a little boy with black hair and golden eyes, looking up at him with Shynael's toothy grin.
Then he blinked, and he was looking at his dragon once again.
The Chesterton Challenge: Day 20
Welcome to Day 20 of the Chesterton Challenge! If you haven’t already, make sure to explore the creations linked in the notes of yesterday’s post.
Today’s Optional Prompt is: Spirit
Because yesterday was Pentecost, but I didn't think of this word's Chestertonian prompt potential until today. There's the Holy Spirit, the spirit of each individual person, ghostly spirits, being in good/bad/holiday/etc spirits. If you want, there's even the alcohol kind of spirits (very Chestertonian). Pick whichever definition you like to inspire your creative works.
Whatever you create, make sure to show us or tell us about it by reblogging or replying to this post. (Don’t forget: anyone is allowed to join in the fun at any point during the Challenge.)
Now go forth and create!
#chesterton challenge#spirit#(okay so it's more about the SOUL but close enough)#the ambassadors#shard#shynael#legacy#linygae#more worldbuilding in the form of a conversation#and yes this is my solution to the lame love triangle present in the first draft#it was stupid and predictable#but then i was thinking about the story one day and thought 'hey...what if i took ALL romance out of this story completely?'#and this is the result#this also works as an excellent explanation as to why there are only ten ambassadors#rather than a tradition being passed from parent to child and growing into a whole new society#because if you can only have one soul-bond at a time the ambassadors are basically giving up any opportunity to have a family#it's sort of like jedi except it's more of like...a physical change in brain chemistry or something#it's not just like taking a vow of chastity - they don't even have those desires anymore#because if you're going to take up the difficult life of an ambassador you need to be fully dedicated to the human/dragon bond#this may have been a deliberate spell laid by some person eons ago for that very reason but it's been lost to time
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Things that cannot defeat the TARDIS...
Being jettisoned into the Z-Neutrino energy core of the Dalek Crucible.
Being turned into a self cannibalising paradox machine by The Master.
Being shunted into a human body while it's own body gets possessed by a sentient TARDIS devouring asteroid.
Things that can defeat the TARDIS...
One cup of coffee with a splash of cold milk.
#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#LET ME BE VERY CLEAR#I make this post with love and glee#i think its hilarious that donna and the doc couldn't even just teleport across town to see wilf together#because just as they jokingly predicted those idiots couldn't be alone in the tardis together without SOMETHING stupid happening#they just foolishly thought they had to go on a trip to make that happen instead of just poking around the new centre console#and the fact that they managed this chaos by Donna doing precisely the thing she had recently been fired for?#icing of the cake#can't wait for the next episode
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I see a post about how JK Rowling's goblins are antisemitic. I click on the person's blog. Their blog is filled with Holocaust inversion, MENA Jewish genocide denial, Hamas support, political "takes" from Twitter bitches with the red triangle in their usernames. I click out and block.
#its a little morbidly funny how consistent this is#like i can fairly accurately predict if someone is a raging antisemite based on the things they do choose to reblog about antisemitism s#which are always surface level criticisms of tropes in media#which while true sure are kind of an obvious distraction when there is a massive title wave of ~leftists~ reframing supporting antisemitic#terrorists as progressive praxis#🤷��️🤷♀️#if youve posted about jk Rowling's goblins don't feel bad thwy are antisemitic#its just very obvious and stupid when someone is like HEY LOOK OVER HERE!! LOOK AT THAT!!! THAT KIDS STORY HAS BAD GUYS WITH BIG NOSES!!#DON'T LOOK BEHIND ME AT THE A CURSE UPON THE JEWS FLAG LOOK AT THE KIDS BOOK!!!#gingerswagfreckles#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#jumblr
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and they were galpals
#oh i am SO predictable#alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes!#but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️#also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭#i will write so much fanfiction#for the firsy time in my life#i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends#if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die#dndads#dungeons and daddies#apple pie#IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED#Kelsey Grammar#is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows#Trudy Trout#someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name#the peachyville horror#peachyville#love them so so so much#god dammit they did it again#hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW#me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey
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If you’re interested- Siffrin experiencing rain for the first time after the loops?
I think it must be both really relieving and sad to finally experience the rain. On one hand it means the loops are over, but that means that Loop is...
#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#siffrin#isat siffrin#my art#art prompt#oh to not have the predictability and safety of the loops anymore#stupid wet cat sobbing in the rain like a LOSER#i still remember how when i recently finished my playthrough of the game#the two hats ending literally caused me to lose sleep cuz i felt so queasy about loop being gone
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this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him (prints)
#death note#meronia#mello dn#near dn#mihael keehl#nate river#nearmello#i have a disease named 2008 yaoi and it is terminal. sorry#their 15 minutes of screentime and cain&abel slay have captivated me#hits that compelling dynamic that canon gives you just enough to extrapolate about spot#you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up / you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc etc etc im predictable#i've decided to be proactively problematic and interpret their relationship as a brotherhood but also they kiss. hope this helps#anyway flamecon is approaching so im trying to bang out all the illustrations i didnt finish in the past seven months#is it -- yes it's all nearmello. sorry#as usual have this at 3 am the artist's natural unhinged hour#artists on tumblr#illustration#horreurart
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movie 27 delusion
#dcmk fanart#dcmk#detective conan#kuroba kaito#hattori heiji#kazuha tooyama#my art#i need to get them out the stupid romcom punchline keep spinning in my brain#does this counts as my bingo card prediction for next year
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I know that a lot of people feel as if Inho was acting while being in the games as Youngil, in the second voting scene and many others, but I don't think it was entirely an act, his real opinion might still be seeping through. During the scene I referenced earlier, when one of the players said that they want to keep going because they need more money for their family to have a chance, Inho answered with "And what if you die? Your family won't even see your body. You think they'd really want that?", and I feel as if he still is resentful at himself for the fact that he wasn't there when his wife passed away. When talking to Gihun, telling him about his wife, it wasn't a complete lie either. Sure, that happened 9 years prior, but it wasn't just a made-up story, as far as we know. Inho is ruined and has lost faith in the world, but what I'm trying to say is that he stayed true to some of his beliefs. Him and Gihun aren't even that different in their view on the world, but Inho's just way more... brutal, and realistic, in a way. And the reality of it is what Inho is trying to prove to him. That people are messed up and there's no hope.
#damned thoughts#sometimes I'm insecure that my thoughts are stupid and this is already known by people but then i remember the tiktok fandom#where they're theorizing that han minyeo “predicted” gonggi#and that thanos killed people in red light green light on accident#it's so dumb to the point it's funny#squid game#got to the game where's the squids at#squid game 2#457#hwang inho#seong gihun#hwang in ho#seong gi hun#inhun#player 456#player 001
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guys funfact i thought the sides were semi-cannibals for like maybe a solid month or two back in 2018 because in the 12 days of christmas video when patton said the pasta had cumin i misheard…. as human… and didnt even question it for a second. i was like okay yeah… they eat humans. sure. they arent real humans so whats the deal. sure..
#when i went back and rewatched that episode WITH CAPTIONS. i was like OHHH… yeah ok.. that makes more sense..#guys reminder i was like 12 at the time and stupid as hell also… so.. like…#sanders sides#thomas sanders#tss#sander sides#but now we have remus so like (fart noise)#maybe i predicted him.
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why did they do this
#pokemon#pokeani#anipoke#pokemon journeys#gary oak#trainer goh#pokemon goh#shigegou#would you guys believe me if I said that behind reguri shigegou/shigesatogou got me back into pokemon#and hau of course. he’s just that powerful#they got me y’all. they got me#with my time honored tradition of cutting out the middleman in a love triangle#oumota ass ship#the spirit of ��ryugoro#jewelshipping but not in personality#tenkangie too#the middleman is usually the protag and one of them is a rival and the other is their best friend#I am DEEEPLY predictable#I do like all of them dating tho#well tbh they don't have to date they can just be stupid in proximity to each other which is just as funny#art#millidrew#my post
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multiple people came by my stall yesterday at the art market and told me i was lowballing myself and i should be charging way more, and i'm like, on the one hand Thank You and you're probably right, charging £15 for a sculpture or painting is ridiculous when you factor in the costs of materials and how long it took to make. but on the other hand this art fair is mostly populated by gay twentysomethings who would not spend £100 on an original painting even if they had it to spend
#i spoke to this one woman who was selling these amazing laser-cut haunted house models for £400 each#that is a fair and reasonable price. each one took her months to design. they are beautiful pieces of art made with specialist equipment.#however! she did not sell a single one#which is stupid and unfair but also predictable#i know nothing about the art world but i bet if she was in a gallery in london she'd do numbers
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Sorry, Ryoga, but, unfortunately, he is also your responsibility.
Inukai can't handle him, Shion doesn't want to handle him.
Since none of the prisoners sleep at night, I imagine this dialogue between Ryoga and Shion:
"Your problem child is going crazy again"
"Before the sun rises, it's your problem child"
#paradox live#paralive#gokuluck#ryoga tosa#kenta mikoshiba#パラライファンアート#獄Luck#stupid comics#silly comic#I need more father-son interactions between Inukai and Kenta#I've seen fan versions of brotherly relationships between Shion and Kenta#but almost none between Ryoga and Kenta.#But this one is more obvious and predictable#because we already had a precedent with Satsuki#forced brotherly relations
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My pitch for a High School musical sequel
Sharpay's musical theater career never went anywhere, so now she lives vicariously through her daughter. She terrorizes the East High drama department because she demands her daughter get all the lead roles, and she comes in and micromanages everything, etc.
Sharpay Junior is our sympathetic main character who wants to escape from her mom's control. She likes musical theater, but she's beginning to think that, gasp, she might have other interests! (Shocking, I know).
Gabriella is the school's science teacher, and she serves as a kind of mentor for Little Sharpay, teaching her that it's okay to like music and still do other things.
Troy's the basketball coach, of course, continuing the family tradition of men who cling to their high school glory days.
Maybe Troy and Gabriella's son could be the romantic interest? Little Sharpay has a connection with him, but of course Sharpay doesn't want her daughter involved with the family that stole her lead roles out from under her, and she doesn't want this boy distracting her darling from her theatrical career.
Of course, the process of deciding not to be in the musical requires Little Sharpay to take part in several heartfelt and elaborately-choreographed school-wide musical numbers.
#high school musical#i went by my sister's and she had it on#i also learned my soon-to-be brother-in-law has the songs memorized#like he was full-on singing the lyrics to a song none of us girls knew#(he has sisters it makes sense but also it's hilarious)#it's such a delightfully stupid movie#and sharpay has such a sad life to care that deeply about high school drama club#she would make an excellent karen#and the process of writing these tags led to the entire predictable next-gen pitch above
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eh, close enough . welcome back sans undertale
#hypmic#hypdori#love how the general direction were still going in is the power of friendship . oh hpmi the franchise that you are#anyways ty hpdr for feeding into my delusions w the 2 chain combos godbless#(jiro and jyushi ssrs when ahahahahah twirls hair)#(<- most predictable mf in the planet)#we also do not talk abt the stupidly ungodly amt of time it took me to reroll ramu's stupid ahh ssr 🧍♂️#my arb ramuda ssr card luck is being carried over chat ..... i perchance am cooked#gaming hours :pp
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Someone out there is trying to make/will make Transformers Rescue Bots: Morocco's Revenge and we must stop them!!!!!!!!
#the babosa is talking#stupid post#stupid stuff#stuff that is happening#maccadam#tf#transformers#galvatrons revenge#fan film#transformers aligned#transformers rescue bots#tfrb#rb#transformers prime#tfp#tf prime#funny if i predict the future#actually no#dont do it
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Howl, ten second after nearly being killed by deadly weedkiller acid: Hey, actually. Sophie's SO cool.
#the men literally went “well she never does anything by half”#that's not a direct quote I remember it in Ukrainian and I'm too lazy rn to open my eng copy#BUT HE WAS BASICALLY JUST BEING SLIGHTLY FASCINATED AND YET VERY PREDICTABLE#like he was like of course Sophie does all this amazingly dangerous killing stuff she's SOPHIE#he loves this woman sm it's funny#it makes him look stupid#yeah we know that Sophie was down bad for Howl but actually Howl was also very down bad for Sophie#it's just we didn't see his pov so WE think he's better at hiding it#I doubt so-#hmc book#howl's moving castle book#hmc#howl's moving castle#howell jenkins#sophie hatter#howl pendragon#sophie x howl
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