#it was so awful

[slopmaster9000]

finally got around to watching the barbie movie and all i have to say is this

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Really hate the nightmare I had last night

[i-will-steal-your-intestines]

I just realised that I’ve never had a proper hot pie 🥧 before except for those small pockets of apple pie from mcdnlds and that one time I attempted to make apple pie at home but it came out looking like a pale hairy….nvm

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Last night I dreamed that my family and I needed to flee, that our city was being bombed and we needed to get out before our house was destroyed and we were killed.

I was lucky, and got to wake up and realize it was a dream.

Free Palestine

[0rphiichaze]

found out the other day that my dad has been using the illustrations I left on his tablet to show people my art. ie he has unknowingly been showing his employees my johndave drawings. (my parents are homophobic.)

[stevethehairington]

just saw MULTIPLE reviews of hyperion that said it is the canterbury tales of space and GOOD GOD NO WONDER I HATED IT SO MUCH FUCK THE CANTERBURY TALES FUCK CHAUCER IM STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THAT SHIT

[annieisyourfavourite]

anyone else having issues with the tumblr app playing loud ad music even when there's no ad on screen or even if you leave the app. cuz this shit. is awful

[hopefullyandrogynousartist]

i got a notification for Tumblr Live shutting down but I did not read the "Live" part of Tumblr Live, perhaps the most crucial word in that phrase, and was extremely upset thinking that Tumblr was shutting down for like five minutes. worst five minutes of my LIFE.

[racingliners]

Highkey relieved Lance isn't racing today tbh

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

You know you're German, when you watch the new "Traumschiff"-episode, full 90 minutes, even though the script is extremely unrealistic und incredible awful.

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[viscerasteel]

may I add my warcrime lasagna mishap?

[astronomodome]

HELLO?????

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."