#it was honestly really funny

[endogeniking-bad-posts]

SLAY

[whimsyprinx]

I know halloween isn’t for a while and I’m literally already working on one outfit but what should I be for halloween/what is everyone else planning if you’re already planning costumes?

[thecaroliner]

I need to tell you guys about what happened at church yesterday

Every year there’s a memorial slideshow for people’s family members that have died right. Well they showed a picture of a baby, with only his birth date on it, implying that he died the day he was born.

Only problem is that. This child. Is still very much alive. He’s like 2 years old. I even checked Facebook to double confirm that yes he is ALIVE AND WELL

You could hear his grandparents audibly gasp when his picture came up

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

[mosscrab]

laughter being my first reaction to shit going wrong is gong to get me in trouble one of thesw days but my coworker was worried the other day bc I was laughing while cleaning the bathroom (she doesn't Know, either) and it was bc a toilet overflowed when I flushed it right when I thought I was done cleaning everything

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Had a dream the other night where I forgot to pack my suitcase and I only realized when I was at the airport and it was 30min before my flight. Luckily, Maxx Danziger was there and offered to drive me to my house and back.... my house that is over 20min away from the airport

Honestly, if that doesn't sum up the ride or die energy that he exudes then idk what does

[nevergonnnalietoyou]

Guess who trained a new waitress today despite being new myself

[cookieofearthbread]

Shoutout to the Stardust who was bold to approach me and ask if we wanna be bfs

[noelletism]

me watching my teacher read my slideshow and then he never comes up to me or emails me abt it

[sugarandice3]

I was talking to one of my guy friends last night and I found out that he didn't know women's clothing is not sized to our measurements like men's clothing. His mind was blown.

[the-meme-monarch]

just a lot of the axolotl :] and that bitchass triangle

[uncanny-tranny]

It's honestly frustrating that I've seen non-Russian queer people almost bragging about how they would be illegal in Russia, labeled an extremist or terrorist. Russian queers are in danger, their government has made it clear where it stands, and it's made this effort for the better part of a decade (even longer, perhaps). This will kill people, don't mistake this for a quirky little proclamation from a government, akin to somebody saying the sky is pink. Russian queer people were already expressing their fear, and the least we can do now is express our love for them, and advocate with them.

Russian queer people, I love you. I love you all so much. I am so sorry, I cannot begin to express the grief that I feel, and I hope that you are safe. Words cannot encapsulate how I feel as a non-Russian, and I cannot hope to comprehend how it feels to actually be in this situation.

[gatoburr0]

[solroskajan]

ITS ME I SAID VUZI PLEASEE MOREE YOUR STYLE IS SO SILLY

Alright, obligatory prom dresses!

[taffypointby]

my Bill in handyman AU... wanted to give it a try too! + normal Bill edits of that bust bc i really like how it turned out...

[mipexch]

since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me