#it was funny ngl

[newsies-united]

hey @very-super-silly remember that time i wrote a nice kinda cute thing and then killed everyone at the end do you remember that 😭

[natreads]

did I ever tell you about the older man who tried to talk to my friend and I about the importance of reading, not realizing he was talking to two people who majored in literature and who work in the publishing industry

[silvercaptain24]

… I just scared my Dad’s employee because a timer went off in the house and he was telling my dad but the window was open so I was like “I got it” and he told me dad “whoops I didn’t realize anyone was in there”

My dude who do you think’s been hacking up a lung???

[buttdumplin]

lived a fic tonight in a way i was not expecting and yall will be fucking hearing about it

[corruptlabyrinth]

Never showing my friends tt on my phone

She made me say slurs on our discord server >:(

[i-m-crazy]

Is it Naan-Biryani?

It is Raita.

[syzygyblvd]

I saw one of those work lunch posts and someone responded with a RedBull and a pack of cigs 💀

Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[chronicghosts]

in absolutely hilarious news at my anatomy scan today my pet fetus was so active that they couldn’t actually finish the scan so i have to go back in a few weeks. any time the poor tech tried to take any pictures she would shove her hands over the area, kick around or just completely flip over. icon behavior

[ghostscrown]

Just wanna say we were at my small village's funfair, me, my sister and our friend, and basically I'm alt and I was dressed in all black, our friend was randomly dressed in all black too, and my sister was dressed with a black shirt and a red velvet-like skirt, so people were looking at us kinda weird, and atp some guy started to sing the Addams Family theme song when we walked near him

[i-m-crazy]

Tumblr being the most self aware lmao

Well I take it that they're getting rid of live then

[aslice-ofcake]

had a dream where i met my baby nephew and taught him something (can't remember what i taught him), and then said to me in his baby voice, "thank you, I don't need you anymore"

[tawnysoup]

"You never know, you could surprise us all in time. Who’ll ever know if it was you that caused the crime?"

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"I heard a word that they paint mirrors on their face And soon forget that they reflect but don’t create.

I suggest that you address your appetite For to be seen to cast your beam across the night."

[froggieetmblr]

Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

[bl00dalchemist]

There's always something happening in Naruto but it's never what you expect, honestly.

[chloesimaginationthings]

William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe