#it was funny ngl

[natreads]

did I ever tell you about the older man who tried to talk to my friend and I about the importance of reading, not realizing he was talking to two people who majored in literature and who work in the publishing industry

[silvercaptain24]

… I just scared my Dad’s employee because a timer went off in the house and he was telling my dad but the window was open so I was like “I got it” and he told me dad “whoops I didn’t realize anyone was in there”

My dude who do you think’s been hacking up a lung???

[buttdumplin]

lived a fic tonight in a way i was not expecting and yall will be fucking hearing about it

[corruptlabyrinth]

Never showing my friends tt on my phone

She made me say slurs on our discord server >:(

[i-m-crazy]

Is it Naan-Biryani?

It is Raita.

[i-m-crazy]

Tumblr being the most self aware lmao

Well I take it that they're getting rid of live then

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[chronicghosts]

in absolutely hilarious news at my anatomy scan today my pet fetus was so active that they couldn’t actually finish the scan so i have to go back in a few weeks. any time the poor tech tried to take any pictures she would shove her hands over the area, kick around or just completely flip over. icon behavior

[ghostscrown]

Just wanna say we were at my small village's funfair, me, my sister and our friend, and basically I'm alt and I was dressed in all black, our friend was randomly dressed in all black too, and my sister was dressed with a black shirt and a red velvet-like skirt, so people were looking at us kinda weird, and atp some guy started to sing the Addams Family theme song when we walked near him

[aslice-ofcake]

had a dream where i met my baby nephew and taught him something (can't remember what i taught him), and then said to me in his baby voice, "thank you, I don't need you anymore"

[froggieetmblr]

Have i ever shared this here this was from pride month last year

[chloesimaginationthings]

William is the most divorced man in the FNAF universe

[bl00dalchemist]

There's always something happening in Naruto but it's never what you expect, honestly.

[bwootster]

I don’t think he escaped childhood unscathed.

*slaps car* this little guy can fit so much trauma in it!!!! (Someone please get him into therapy) (reading his character story made me so sad)

[lotus-pear]

till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first

[messymoonmad]

Can we get an art of Hera just straight beating Zeus to the ground because she found out about another affair-

Best drawing I did all week