#it was SO bad :(

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so bad at being a human........so my my kid's book got nominated for a Canadian reading award last year, and before we went onstage we had to do short recorded interviews for tv (?? maybe??). before I did mine, I said "if this ends up sucking do you have to use the footage?" and they reassured me that they'd dump it. and then they asked me what the value of literacy was to Canadian children, and my recorded answer was "oh my god. oh my god. the value of literacy......I don't know. what the hell. the value of literacy....."

[xbomboi]

now THIS stuff is much more recent

i still have some older stuff i wanna post, but for now, i wanna share my most recent assortment of eah doodles.

[polybiusplayer]

[snowyshuanghua]

mdzs headcanon of the day #599 !

song lan had the WORST bowl cut when he was younger

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

I don't have time to swap accounts but I just watched an ai generated coca cola advertisement and I want to kill myself

[annt-i]

Last night after a birthday celebration I got pulled over (traumatizing), so you know I had to put Alex in this situation to cope

[neptunes0cean]

so we watched the Minecraft movie in Minecraft.

[theflikchic]

Disney: So, yeah, THIS Snow White is independent and her life won't revolve around a man's this time.

Snow White through the entire 2025 movie: This was my father's kingdom - my father told me I could be great - I have to find my father - Let's fight in the name of my father - I will eat this apple...for my father!

[maydaydiaz]

can’t believe we didn’t get a eddie reaction because tim wanted to put the most mundane, boring as fuck helicopter “chase” in it genuinely what are we doing here

[babyhatesreality]

what if someone else tries to discipline stucky's babygirl?🥹🥹 like, some random dude who considers himself a daddy got mad for something she did?? i think daddy stucky would absoluty go ✨bersek✨

Oh....*Berserk* is putting it mildly....

But let's back up a bit first. You've been with Steve and Bucky long enough that you're truly and deeply one of the family. And with that, it means that you and your friends have gotten into plenty of trouble before at each other's places. You've been put in time outs by several of your extended family members- mostly Tony, Pepper, Natasha, and Bruce. There's a rule in the tower that if you're little and misbehaving while in their care, anyone in the family is allowed to give a time out. Of course it means you're in big trouble when your primary caregivers find out, so you don't ever MEAN to get into mischief. It just ...sometimes ...happens! Right?? :D

But there was this one time that SHIELD was introducing a group of new operatives. They were the ones who would be running some of the simpler operations that didn't require super strength, stealth, or swag. But they would have access to and contact with the Avengers, and so were brought into the Tower for training.

There was this one new recruit named Kenneth. He was tall, had a firm jaw, strong enough to handle pretty much anything- and had an extremely overblown sense of his own worth. He had decided (without asking anyone or confirming anything) that he was on his way to becoming the first civilian Avenger simply because...he was that awesome. Which he was not, but that comes later.

Since this new operatives team would also be responsible for looking out for low level threats to the Avengers themselves, they were briefed on all the Littles and Caregivers in the tower. So if, God forbid, something happened, they knew the chain of command to help take care of the Littles in a crisis situation- mostly getting the Littles to the correct Avenger.

Welp, as with most other things, Kenneth didn't feel these rules applied to him either. He knew that if he were ever to encounter one of you "littles" (as he put it, complete with his own stupid air quotes and a dumb look on his face), he'd make sure that he'd show his authority, and that would prove he could be an Avenger. *Sidenote-it's funny how these dude-bros' egos work, isn't it?*

One day Daddy and Papa had brought you upstairs with them, as had the rest of the caregivers with their own littles. It was an easy half day, and barring anything suddenly popping up, there was just regular paperwork and classified debriefings to meet about- a safe day for you all to be up there. The other littles were playing a game of tag in the big rec room, but you were feeling a little cranky from a rough night and just wanted to be on your daddies' laps. You would hop down off Bucky's lap ten minutes into a meeting to climb onto Steve's, and then back again ten minutes later. Hey, you were happy, they were happy, it was all good.

You politely asked if you could go get a drink of water, and after insisting that you could be a big girl by yourself, Bucky let you go down the hall to the kitchen area. And that's where you ran into Kenneth, who was sneaking up to the meeting, trying to make up some excuse as to why he needed to be in this Avengers-only debriefing (he was pretty sure they weren't even going to question his right to be there, but it was always good to have a plan B, right?).

He immediately identified you, and stopped you in the hallway by grabbing you by the shoulder (wrong move #1). "And where do you think you're going, little girl?" he asked you snidely (wrong move #2). You immediately stepped back, trying to get yourself out of his grip. You didn't know this guy, and you weren't supposed to talk to strangers. And no one was allowed to touch you without your permission. Daddy and Papa taught you well.

But Kenneth took that as defiance before you even opened your mouth, tightening his grip on your arm (wrong move #3...you get the idea). "You are not supposed to be wandering the halls by yourself, are you?" he sneered. "Some caregivers, just letting a helpless little girl wander around unguarded." He leaned into your face. "Someone could get hurt."

That scared you, as it sounded very threatening, so you shook your arm again, trying to pull away. "Please let go," you said through gritted teeth, trying to be polite (he was in the Tower after all, and no one got in without SHIELD's permission), but really wanting to kick this guy in his private area. Instead, Kenneth yanked your arm so hard that you cried out, and started dragging you towards the meeting room. He shoved you down onto your bottom right outside the doorway, then pointed a finger at you.

"You stay right there, little missy, and don't even think about moving. You've been very bad and you're in big trouble," he scolded, unwarranted. You just glared at him but didn't move. He didn't even bother knocking on the door to the meeting room- he just barged in.

"Captain Rogers, Sergeant Barnes? I've got something that you both need to see, immediately," he said arrogantly.

You heard the shuffle and scramble of your daddies moving quickly, and you knew they were panicking about you. But the second they got out of the doorway and saw you cowering on the floor with a glower on your face, they both stopped, confused.

"Baby, are you okay?" Bucky asked frantically, dropping to his knees and reaching out to you. You threw yourself into his arms, relieved.

"What happened? Why was she sitting on the floor?" Steve asked as he got down next to you and Bucky, brushing your hair away from your face and scanning you as hard as he could, looking for injuries.

"She was wandering around the halls, unsupervised," Kenneth replied lightly, the arrogance dripping off of him. "Then she was defiant and disobedient when I tried to help her."

" 'Tried to help her'?" Steve repeated, slowly standing up to face Kenneth. Anyone with half a brain could hear the steel in his voice and see the rage in his posture. Even Kenneth turned a bit pale at the fury he'd unknowingly invoked. "What...exactly...did she need help with?"

"Well, er...um..she wasn't supposed to be in the hallways-"

"She had permission to be there," Steve interrupted him. The aura of controlled anger about to snap that was radiating off your Papa was something to behold- you'd never seen him like this before and it was AWESOME. "She was getting a drink from the kitchen." He turned to you, smiling softly, but his vibranium-infused posture didn't change one bit. "Lovebug, were you able to get your drink?"

"No, Papa," you said simply.

"I see," he said, turning back to Kenneth as his gaze turned back to razor blades. "So you kept my baby from getting a drink when she's thirsty, you stopped her without permission and tried to get her to disobey OUR directives, and you barged into a classified meeting." He pinned the now completely pale Kenneth to the wall with only his clear cut steel blue gaze. "Anything else, baby girl?" he asked you without turning his head.

"He touched me," you added, then turned your gaze to Bucky, who was still holding you. "And it hurt my arm."

Bucky set you down gently, then stood up and faced Kenneth.

Kenneth was only able to remember three things from that moment until he woke up in the hospital. The first being the insanely loud thundering of crumbling concrete mixed with a strange whooshing sound that he couldn't immediately identify. There was also a cracking and a crunching that seemed to be coming from inside of him, but that didn't make any sense either...

The second thing was the fact that he was no longer in the hallway- he seemed to have somehow transported to another area that he was pretty sure was about three rooms away from where he'd just been standing.

The third thing was the sudden and overwhelming pain screaming all over his body. He had just enough time to realize that the Winter Soldier had thrown him through 3 solid walls before he blacked out.

When he woke up in the hospital, among the machines and IVs, he found a small cardboard box with all his desk items in it.

[femmehaljordan]

Being into multiple fandoms at the same time is so hard because I watch 911 but I also mostly post batman stuff.

Which means I am cursed with the knowledge that one of the most popular 911 fics is written by someone who also writes sibling incest. 

And like I filter tags, so I’m not gonna see it naturally, but it was quite the shock when I saw it on their profile.

[valkyrievanessa]

ok, finally finished The Overcast October, Anjo Nala story. Every complain i had about chapter 8, don't exist on Anjo Nala story, quite literally.

The usage of brazilian portuguese, the characters, the names, everything, just kinda fits to the story (that happens soon after Mata Hari death i think).

Everything wrong about chapter 8, it wasn't done in The Overcast October, the story was also a lot better to read than the main chapter itself. Anjo Nala loves Brazil and São Paulo, it was her home, a home that she found and accepted her, where people loved her and she lost it again, brutally and in a really tragic way.

Anjo Nala is the best character of this game for me, she is amazing, everything about her is amazing, she is quite literally a cat, a sad cat that suffered a lot. Quitéria found her eating the chickens raw and alive hahaha.

Also, Quitéria, the old lady that took care of anjo nala, that was a nice choice of a name. It exists on Brazil, not a common one, probably took from Maria Quitéria de Jesus, a brazillian woman soldier from Bahia that pretended to be a men and fought for Brazil independence with Pedro I. She is considered a nacional Hero, not a famous one, but she is.

So, chapter 8, Tristes Tropiques, it is an anomaly, a really, really bad anomaly. I will forever shit on this chapter, it is the worst chapter in this game, and mr. duncan is not a good character too in my opinion, i will forever shit on him too, he still makes me uncomfortable. But the chapter itself is the worst offender and the way it represented brazil is terrible, beyond shitty, it was quite literally xenophobic.

It does feel that was two completly different people that wrote the chapter, specially compared with the overcast october that was released together with it, this chapter is an anomaly that i really hope that never happens again.

And i love anjo nala, she is cute, so cute.

[skwistokwarrior]

as much as i love the idea of wash cooking for blue team, i love the idea that he can't cook for shit. like. to an absurd level. caboose is let into the kitchen before he is

[ughjay]

dad!battinson just gives off the vibes of a dad who’s been wearing the same ratty pair of boxers for 20+years, but like around the house, nothing but those boxers and an equally as disgusting old tshirt

everyones begging him to throw them out, they look like a wayward glance could disintegrate the last few threads theyre hanging onto and they leave nothing to the imagination

[lemoncatssss]

Someone please show adorable animal I need it rn