#it was 38 when i woke up at 6 am and 47 when i was out today at like 1 pm i hate it here

[soleillunne]

why cant it be not summer anymore im going to evaporate pls send help

[yankstrash]

Prompt List

Angst

#1: “Make me.”

#2: “Don’t do this, please.”

#3: “Don’t even think about it.”

#4: “I won’t let that happen.”

#5: “You did this! Not me!”

#6: “It’s too late.”

#7: “We’re over.”

#8: “I can’t do this anymore.”

#9: “Leave me alone!” #10: “You left me.”

#11: “Do what you want.”

#12: “I told you not to fall in love with me.”

#13: “I’m so tired of pretending that everything is okay!”

#14: “I didn’t know where else to go..”

#15: “Stop lying to me!”

#16: “I cannot believe you.”

#17: “Don’t cry, please.”

#18: “I shouldn’t have left.”

#19: “I’m tired of this.”

#20: “Do not touch me.”

#21: “Just stay away from me.”

#22: “I have to go.”

#23: “You broke my trust and I can’t forgive that.”

#24: “You did exactly what I asked you not to do.”

#25: “Don’t come back.”

#26: “I’m sorry, I wish things could be different.”

#27: “I fucked up and I’m sorry. Please, give me another chance.”

#28: “I’m terrified of losing you.”

#29: “Look at me.”

#30: “I wish it didn’t have to end like this.”

#31: “You deserve better.”

#32: “Don’t push me away”

#33: “Please, talk to me.”

#34: “Does it hurt?” #35: “Don’t pretend that you cared about me.”

#36: “Am I not good enough for you?”

Fluff

#37: “You’re so cute.”

#38: “I want to kiss you so bad.”

#39: “I can’t stop thinking about you.”

#40: “I miss you so much.”

#41: “I’ll be home soon.”

#42: “Come here, I want to cuddle.”

#43: “Let me hold you.”

#44: “Are you flirting with me?” #45: “You’re blushing!” #46: “I’m sad and want you to hold me.”

#47: “I love you so much.” #48: “You’re cute when you’re jealous.”

#49: “OH you’re jealous!”

#50: “You’re hot when you’re mad.” #51: “Stop pouting and get over here.”

#52: “I need a hug.” #53: “Please hug me before I fall apart.” #54: “Can we stay here forever?” #55: “I just wanted to make sure you were okay.”

#56: “God I love your smile.” #57: “Did somebody miss me?” #58: “You’re lucky that you’re cute.” #59: “You’re lucky I love you.”

#60: “Drive safe & text me when you’re home.”

#61: “You’re so pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/stunning.” (You pick one!)

#62: “You are so hot/sexy.” (You pick one!)

#63: “I want to hold you in my arms forever.” #64: “I need you in my arms so bad right now.” #65: “Come here & let me hold you.”

#66: “Look at me.”

#67: “I’m better now that you’re here.”

#68: “You take my breath away.”

#69: “Is that my shirt/sweatshirt?” (You pick one!)

#70: “Have you seen my shirt/sweatshirt?” (You pick one!)

#71: “You look amazing.” #72: “Come here.”

#73: “I’ll always be here for you.”

#74: “I care about you more than anything.” #75: “I was worried about you.” #76: “Don’t use the puppy eyes on me, they’re not going to work.” #77: “Good luck kiss?” #78: “Let me be the one who loves you the right way.” #79: “You could do so much better.” #80: “Want me to carry you?” #81: “Hold me?” #82: “Want me to hold you?” #83: “Keep it. It looks better on you.” #84: “You know I love you in my clothes.” #85: “Do you want to talk about it?” #86: “Do you want a hug?” #87: “I promise, everything is going to be okay.” #88: “Let me know if you need anything.” #89: “It’s okay, you can tell me.” #90: “Call me if you need me.” #91: “I don’t care if it’s the middle of the night, I’ll always come & get you.” #92: “We’ll get through this together.” #93: “Tell me what you need.” #94: “It’s okay, take a deep breath.” #95: “Shh, it’s okay, you’re safe.” #96: “Please don’t cry.” #97: “I came as soon as I heard.”

#98: “I’m in love with you.”

#99: “I don’t care if I get sick.”

#100: “Talk to me.”

#101: “Hey, hey, hey! It’s me, it’s me!”

#102: “Want me to stay?” #103:” I’m not leaving you alone.”

#104: “I’m sorry I woke you, go back to sleep.”

#105: “Can you come get me?” #106: “I’m all yours.”

#107: “Wait, are you jealous?”

#108: “Who upset you?”

#109: “You know how much I love you.”

Protective

#110: “Get behind me.”

#111: “Stay here.”

#112: “I’m always going to protect you.”

#113: “I would never let anyone hurt you.”

#114: “Do not touch them.”

#115: “I’ll always keep you safe.”

#116: “Let me protect you.”

#117: “Let me be the one who makes you feel safe.”

#118: “Cover your eyes.”

#119: “Get them out of here, they don’t need to see this.”

#120: “Hold them while I take care of this.”

#121: “Of course I came. I will always come when you need me.”

#122: “I know we’re not together anymore, but I’d still die before I let anything happen to you”

#123: “I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

#124: “It’s my job to keep you safe.”

#125: “Who did this to you?”

#126: “Are you okay?” #127: “Where does it hurt?” #128: “Are you hurt?” #129: “Did they hurt you?” #130: “I’m on my way.”

#131: “I’m not going anywhere, I promise.”

#132: “I’m right here. You’re safe.”

#133: “Do not leave my side.”

#134: “Stay where I can see you.”

#135: “It’s okay, I’m here, I’ve got you.”

#136: “Tell me who did this.”

#137: “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”

#138: “Thank you for protecting me.”

[bullet-prooflove]

Donna’s Wednesday Radio Show Prompt List #5

Hey guys! As some of may know I do a weekly radioshow on Wednesdays and I thought why not put together a prompt list from some of the songs I’ve been playing. I thought it would bring some fresh prompts into our world!

Feel free to pop any of these prompts with a charcter I write for (You can find these on the pinned post on my blog) into my ASK box!

1.      Your kisses sweeter than honey 

2.      Started talkin' then the line went dead

3.      Do you remember what you said to me?

4.      She takes me as I am and that ain't easy

5.      Cause now we're partners in crime

6.      Heard he made you cry

7.      But tell me, does she kiss Like I used to kiss you?

8.     Give it to me faster, feel it, feel it

9.     Sitting late at night he doesn't make a sound

10.   Does everybody know right now exactly where you are?

11.   The softest touches, deeper than the ocean

12.   dream of what I'm doing, To you, undo you, 

13.   He pours a drink and listens to his body thaw

14.   Cross your heart, won't tell no other

15.   He want lipstick, lip gloss, hickeys too

16.   Give me everythin' or none at all

17.   We lost track of time

18.   I don't wanna talk About things we've gone through

19.   Sweetest tastes, never gonna leave you

20.   Even when it hurts you, breathe it,

21.   I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there

22.   Her eyes, that's where hope lies

23.   There's a broken lampshade, ashtrays, burnt floors, beds unmade

24.   Love you to the moon and to Saturn

25.   You got me to hitch my knees up And pulled my legs apart

26.   someone way down here Loses someone dear

27.   But you cheated on me and that's for that now

28.   You make me happy with the things you do

29.   There's only one me and you cannot replace me

30.   You said my clothes were sexy You tore away my shirt

31.   I don't agree with her half the time But fuck, I'm glad she's mine

32.   Her boyfriend's working out of town, I find a reason to go 'round

33.   I count the days 'til she is mine

34.   Oh, I need a witness to see the mess I've made

35.   Her voice is echoed in my mind

36.   When times are hard and you need the love to turn to

37.   It would be different and you know it will

38.   I was too scared to jump in

39.   Think about me, when you're lonely

40.   Baby, you found another lady

41.   And I think you should come live with Me 

42.   I see her in her underwear I can't help but stop and stare

43.   It's all a blur last night

44.   did we get hitched last night

45.   I could see that you wanted more

46.   You can call me crazy But I know that she craves me

47.   Shut up and put your money where your mouth is

48.   She's packed her bag, it's in the trunk

49.   you reduced me to tears

50.   Getting angry doesn't solve anything

51.   tell me what you think about me

52.   I woke up, the room was cold

53.   Give it to me when you get home

54.   When it's all over, please get up and leave

55.   You said that maybe this is where it ends

56.   Won't you be my little darlin'?

57.   Chasing a good time

58.   That's what you get for waking up in Vegas

59.   Can you kiss me more?

60.   When I bite that lip, come get me

61.   Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes

62.   baby, you're the world to me

63.   You always let me down so tenderly

64.   We ain't got nothin' to lose

65.   I promise you it won't happen again

66.   I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get

67.   We'll make the same mistakes til the morning breaks

68.   How'd you look so good?

69.   I love the taste, All on my tongue, I want it

70.   I guess I'm a little bit shy

71.   The bad decisions that we made

72.   Why don't you walk out the door?

[wheel-within-a-wheel]

Ask list I made!

Here are some fun asks to send people!

1. Please, policeman, is it a test?

2. Am I being detained?

3. Am I under arrest?

4. If I come home, baby, will you show your bones?

5. Is 80 enough proof for you?

6. Loose lips sink ships, but captain, will you go down?

7. How vile can you be?

8. My insides cry “try thy finest” - why, then, am I at my brink?

9. Where do you get off being so goddamn beautiful?

10. What can I say to convince you to slip back into my arms again?

11. Does not knowing the truth turn my words into lies?

12. What can I say to convince you or do to make you agree with me?

13. Whether it is or isn’t the end, who cares?

14. When will your shadows break?

15.  What’re you hiding behind that face?

16. Why can’t I take in what you’ve been dishing out?

17. Why do I reject, while you endlessly reflect?

18. And is it in the nightmare map of the cosmos up high?

19. Or is it in the signs?

20. Or stranger still, just in my eyes?

21. With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?

22. Is there anything left to escape but life?

23. Did you lose yourself?

24. Once I’ve lost it can there be a Mahaprajnaparamita?

25. What if the wind caught up with me, started to change when I did? Would I blow out like a light? Or like a kite fly away?

26. What if the fear of darkness gave way to the fear of color? Would you live in black and white? Or rest your eyes through the day?

27. And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?

28. So how many people am I?

29. Who's looking back?

30. Remember to forgive?

31. So, my God, what’s wrong with me?

32. What you feel and what you do, are those things really you?

33. And if not, then what is?

34. So, my God, what’s wrong with you?

35. Why I can’t see, that I am the me that I was born into?

36. And what’s the source of you?

37. Yes or no?

38. Isn’t it a silly question?

39. What myths must make us man?

40. What is “is?”

41. What is not?

42. What is “what?”

43. What’s up, party people?

44. What?

45. What I wonder?

46. What the fuck?

47. Bottle, well, or barrel?

48. When did I become afraid of the dark?

49. Are my eyeballs just yet to adjust to seeing the light?

50. Who else could I be when I can’t hardly see?

51. Was it when I left the cave and swore I’d never go back?

52. Why deny the color black?

53. Well, who should I be then, if I’ll never be the same?

54. Who else could I be when I can’t fucking see?

55. Well if winter comes and takes my life, will it be the death I had in mind?

56. Or will I be captured in the ice to preserve the way I died?

57. Well at 27 will I see that I was born to be the man I'll be?

58. And if I change my self can I still stay me? Or did I just change my mind?

59. What is he building in that painted lady? A participation trophy wife or blonde, blue-eyed baby?

60. Didn’t they want your blood? So why apologize for being blue and cold?

61. Were you Nabokov to a Salinger?

62. Jung to Freud or Dass to a Leary?

63. Were you mother, daughter, subject, and author?

64. Do you know the difference between blazing trails and slash-and-burn? Going against the grain and catching splinters?

65. How can I commit to reality, when my third eye’s open and I like what I see?

66. Have you ever died in a nightmare? Woke up surprised you hadn’t earned your fate?

67. Have you ever felt like Atlas, threw your back out on the axis and collapsed and threw the planet away?

68. Could you take a look at me?

69. Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad?

70. Am I pretty now?

71. Am I pretty enough to lie to?

72. Am I pretty enough to love back?

73. Am I pretty enough?

74. Am I pretty enough to fucking die?

75. All identities are equally invalid, don’t you think that there’s a chance that you could live without it?

76. Baby, could you play along with me? Baby, would that be alright with you?

77. And when we find out what’s wrong with me, could you tell me how I’m right for you?

78. And if I’m still pretty?

79. If they could see the future back when times were simple, would they kiss your cheek or yank the bandage off, let you speak or take advantage of how if everyone’s sick, well then, nobody can catch it, and if everybody’s different, how could anybody match?

80. It's better to be lost than loved, now, isn’t it?

81. What’s so wrong about what’s wrong with me? I’m just trying to do what’s right by you.

82. Did you know that the hole in the apple didn't come from the outside in?

83. Who'd want to be human anyway?

84. Who pilots all these crude machines?

85. Why'd you come into this world or come out that way?

86. Isn't it funny? Well, not "ha-ha" funny, but y'know, funny

87. And if you're believers, then why would you grieve for the dead instead of a devil that you never prayed for?

88. Who’d want to belong to anyone?

89. I mean, what do people even do?

90. Five more minutes, please? You wouldn't believe the dream I just had.

91. For what? For what?

92. Why don't you take a seat?

93. Now, what's bothering you?

94. Well, why don't we start at the beginning?

95. Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?

96. Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?

97. And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs, did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands, your projector eyes casting sci-fi’s on your STR’d strands?

98. Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus’ bloody nose. Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole, did you die before your day?

99. Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?

100. What, you think ideas spread because they’re good?

101. Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside?

102. There’s no more looking back, and why would you want to look back?

103. How many years have you been on that couch?

104. You draw a line in the sand where it ends and you begin, but the tide rolls in, so who knows?

105. How many milligrams of you are still left in there?

106. Who makes the call what’s a symptom, what’s a flaw, can it be both?

107. Would you give up your humanity for just a touch of sanity?

108. What’s my prognosis if the studies show that disease is in the eye of the beholder?

109. Could you run another test?

110. Ain’t your you-dentity at stake?

111. Does aspirin kill you with the pain?

112. Is it courageous or escapist to leave the quarantine when you’re contagious?

113. I was nothing before, so I couldn’t have asked to be born. I'll be nothing again, so what am I between now and then?

114. Is there nothing to fear? Cause shit's getting weird.

115. Your life never mattered, so who cares if it's a waste?

116. I've read the writing, how do these things lock?

117. What killed the dead end?

118. Can you read between the Morse code lines?

119.  I could take your life, if you're done with it, sweetheart. You still picking at that?

120. Are we on the same page yet?

121. Come on, don't you get it? What the heck?

122. Aw, what the hell can I do to have a little more heaven with you?

123. And you really ain't got no idea how much of this orbits ya, now do you, honey?

124. Am I supposed to call this flagellation?

125. Am I missing the message?

126. Didn't you say you need space?

127. Did I shout or think I could save you this way?

128. How dare you love me when you should despise me?

129. We'll meet in the middle like pistols at dawn, turn our backs, who's counting pace?

130. When the smoke clears arе we friends, or strangers again? Just a familiar facе.

131. Well, aren't we "us?" sharing pronouns now?

132. So how could we separately heal?

133. God, I don't get it, I really don't get it. Could someone tell me how to feel?

134. Alright, who shoved me?

135. Who wants to fall, can't we just take the stairs?

136. Is therе cheese in the great bеyond?

137. Do I belong in right and wrong?

138. I’ll make it through again, I have before, c’mon, now, what’s one more?

139. My stomach starts to turn with thirst, why does it hurt?

140. Was that all there was to this? What’s for the best?

141. What’s the moon made of?

142. One dies alone, and why?

143. Wow, can you believe we really made it?

144. Can we be just like my parents?

145. Oh, can we be just like my parents when I was young?

146. Why can't we be just like my parents?

147. But what do I know about forever when so far I've been so fleeting?

148. I've seen home videos, I was there back in the 80's, and if I'm just them and they back then could do it, why can't I?

149. I'd have forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me?

150. If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone?

151. I mean, otherwise, how am I to believe?

152. Did you ever build with those endangered bones?

153. Here at the end of days, my god, what have I done?

154. To whom is it I talk?

155. Would or could the impact kill me?

156. What do you know of control?

157. Why? Why? Why?

158. Why not? Why not? Why not?

159. Well, I cry on skies of blue linoleum, clouds o’ spilt milk, but am I the cup?

160. Here comes the sun, am I falling up?

161. Did I earn this stupid hat?

162. Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?

163. oh my god, what’s wrong with me? And the wife of Walter Keane, whose name right now’s escaping me.

164. Oh, are you at all like me?

165. Do you know what I mean? Or am I too close to see?

166. Someone, anyone?

167. I love you so much it scares me half to death, I'm not used to this, how did it happen, baby?

168. Could you be the light my X-rays need?

169. What have I done? Don't know what I've said

170. Oh brother, man, you call that recovered?

171. Ignoring me's bad enough, where do you get off?

172. Did I really have any of that gravity?

173. How did I cause so much harm?

174. What kind of living legend would only want a living wage?

175. Can I sell this?

176. Is there room for me in your cage?

177. Does it cure cancer?

178 Do you believe in the power of silence?

[blindrapture]

SUNDAY JUNE 19TH, 2011 ("ENGLAND'S THEIRS NOW")

2:49 AM nightmare was in old house back in georgia was eating sunflower seeds and hanging out with bones donnie was also there they both wouldn’t move they’d just watch me and copy me and sooner or later they were operating in-sync with each other as if they shared the same mind They were zombies. And then I was a zombie. All of a sudden, all I could hear, in all directions, in every voice I’ve ever heard, was "Rael, welcome. Slip into our nectar, let our waters bring you cool." Then I felt strings holding me down, and then I woke up. Donnie’s up now. She says she had a similar dream, though with places and people she knew and “Hello, Victoria.” ..we’re gonna get going now.

3:08 AM Got all our stuff. I’m all dressed. God, I’m tired. Donnie seems to prefer dressing for comfort rather than style. Meh. To each, her own.

3:24 AM Kay. Out of Blackpool. We’ve got the directions to Liverpool all printed out. Fifteen-hour trip, here we go. I’m yawning way too much. But we you saw the dream thing that we had I mean… we can’t risk it.

4:09 AM Oh my god, there are a lot of zombies, as usual. Some of them are attacking us. See, some of them look like real zombies, the real living undead. Those are the ones that are attacking us. The other ones are those comatose guys. They’re making some attempt to.. to.. I almost wanna say they’re trying to learn. How to live. ..”Learning to Live.” Final song off Dream Theater’s Images & Words. Huh. I suddenly feel like listening to that album. We gotta find a car; this trip’d go way faster. Plus I’d get to play Images & Words. >w>;

6:49 AM I’d write a lot more if more exciting stuff were to happen. …I was expecting something exciting to cut me off mid-sentence. Like a Gilligan cut, but.. well, nFUCKER THAT’S A BIG PENIS GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

6:52 AM Sorry. That thing was like.. a malformed Big One.

7:08 AM Oh my god, gas station. Looks like it’s time for a rabbit hole.

7:24 AM On the side of the gas station, someone’s written “ENGLAND’S THEIRS NOW” I don’t think I have any trouble understanding that.

7:30 AM Donnie’s going to the bathroom before we start looking for the rabbit hole.

7:36 AM ..do girls normally take this long without responding? I’m pretty sure they don’t.

7:38 AM …..o__o Okay. This is a little weird. I wanna say this bathroom’s a rabbit hole. But then again, I’m really not all that sure. I stepped into the girls’ room and.. well.. mannequins in the mirror! As soon as you enter the room, there’s this big mirror with the sinks, and in the mirror, I can see mannequins gathered around one closed stall. They’re just gathered outside it, as if waiting for it to open. And y’know, I’m pretty sure that’s Donnie’s. Yet when I actually look in the bathroom, there are no mannequins. Just a closed stall door.

7:40 AM I asked Donnie if she’s okay. She hesitated before answering, but she’s fine. I told her I’m just gonna… wait. Here. For her. She asked why. I looked in the mirror again and saw the mannequins looking at me. So I’m, uh.. well. I told her we may be in a rabbit hole, may not be, but either way, something’s.. wrong. She got the message. She says she’ll hurry.

7:42 AM The mirror mannequins are closer to the mirror now. What are they doing?

7:43 AM Donnie’s flushed and leaving the stall SCREAMING yeah mannequins I know c’mon let’s go Donnie ffff

7:44 AM As we were leaving the bathroom, I turned and saw a mannequin crawling through the mirror. We’re running now.

7:45 AM YEP that was a rabbit hole Welcome to the whoa zone. o__o We seem to be in a city. But there are big patches of the ground missing. Nothing’s there, just.. abyss.

7:47 AM There are entire chunks of buildings replaced with abyss. Everything above the abyss is just.. levitating.

7:50 AM Holy shit. In the distance. What is that?

7:51 AM I thought it was a Big One at first, but no, it’s not. It’srfkgyfvd WHOAAAA JSRRUN RUN

7:53 AM Time to run oh my god jump over that box c’mon Donnie dodge that lamppost oh my god a dog I just kicked the dog I didn’t mean to I'm so sorry oh my god run it’s coming OH MY GOOOOOOD

7:57 AM Down this alleyway run c’mon THAT’S

10:40 PM I

(Attached: "Hey. Hey. I've got a-- hey. Hey! I've got a joke for you. Ready? Are you ready? Okay, here goes: What's the green monster and The Harlequin got in common?")

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1.3,6,9,12,15,19,20,21,24,26,29,30,21,33,36,38,40,42,43,45,47 <333

1 do you wear makeup every day? why or why not?

no, i’m lazy and forgetful lmao

3 do you know what you would have been named if you were assigned a different sex at birth?

most likely miles

6 if you could keep any species of animal as a pet and have it be legal, which would you choose?

sugar glider. basic bitch answer

9 do you have a favourite piece of furniture?

my headboard, it’s got two levels of shelves on it

12 have you ever been on a cruise?

the very idea of a cruise is terrifying to me

15 when did you last make a phone call?

yesterday morning, i called to get a refill of my adhd meds

19 do you prefer pirates or ninjas?

i’ve always been more of a pirate girlie

20 if you could get an all-expense-paid week long trip to any city, where would you go?

probably los angeles, i would get to visit my best friend and also see what the atmosphere is like just in case i ever decide to move there for career reasons

21 what kind of flooring do you have in your bedroom?

shag carpet babey

24 if you woke up one day as another person, what’s the first thing you would do?

probably look for an id so i can figure out who i am now lmao

26 if you could cook any one thing perfectly every time, what would it be?

veal parmigiana my beloved

29 what was your favourite childhood stuffed animal and do you still have it?

lambie! she was a small pink lamb, she’s somewhere in my closet rn!

30 you don’t have to share what it is, but do you like your last name?

it’s fairly uninteresting but it’s decent

31 what is one song you’d like to never hear again?

hey soul sister. that song should never have existed in the first place

33 how many hair colours have you had?

seven i think? i may be forgetting one

36 what’s your usual chinese take-out order?

beef fried rice and wonton soup!

38 do you prefer candles or incense?

candles, incense makes me more nervous that i’ll knock it over on accident

40 if you could change your eye colour, would you? and if so, which colour would you change it to?

i think it would be sick to have red eyes

42 do you prefer vanilla or chocolate cake?

vanilla!

43 did you take any foreign language classes in school?

german in high school and japanese in college :)

45 do you know how to play poker?

no, i don’t think i ever learned

47 if you could instantly change one thing about your house/apartment, what would it be?

i wish the insulation in my room was better so it didn’t get so fucking hot in the summer

[sunnychuuya]

Skipping any that r personal info

3. Feb 14th

4. Aquarius

5. I like alot but pastel colors >>> and also purple

6. 3, 4 and 7

7. 2 dogs, a corgi named Clifford and a double doodle named ellie

8. MURICA🤠 (why)

9. 5ft 7 last time I checked

10. 9½

11. ..... 23. 23 pairs of shoes. It's not an addiction i swear-

12. Idk I'm pretty sure it was smth about gojo-

13. Absurd amounts of knowledge on my hyperfixations!! But watercolors and writing

14. Lmao what does this mean

15. *glances at my spotify* uh.. good.. question may I submit 3674 answers? N-no?

16. I don't have a fav I like disney movies but I recently watched suzume it was pretty good

17. someone who loves and respects me also a cosplayer cuz couples cosplay >>> (also preferably taller than me? Prolly won't happen)

18. Idk bro

19. Nah

20. Nope raised an atheist

21. Yes I think 2 times for myself then for my brother like four times

22. Nah thankfully

23. YES I used to be obsessed with descendants and I met China Anne McLain

24. Depends- for getting clean definitely showers but I love baths so much

25. No socks in bed rn

26. No

27. Maybe. It would be cool but then there is also everything else.

28. I like the music I like not rlly picky I listen to alot of kpop and jpop tho

29. No. No desire too either

30. 1-4 and a stuffie on top of the pillow

31. I contort myself horribly during my sleep and also wake up incredibly sore! I've woken up half dangling off the bed more times than I can count

32. It's a good size

33. What's breakfast? [When I remember I like breakfast burritos and my moms chocolate Banana muffins]

34. Bb guns, nerf guns, never a real gun

35. YES AND I LOVE IT SM

36. Asking a writer their favorite word? How dare you.

37. MOTHERFUCKER it's so versatile and just rolls off the tongue!

38. At least 3 days !

39. I have a bunch of little scars all around my body due to clumsiness especially on my hands just little spots

40. No sadly not

41. Yes I can be very good at manipulation too!

42. Kinda

43. It seriously depends some days I can perfectly do an accent and then the next day I sound like I'm on crack but one I'm pretty consistently able to do is a subtle British accent and a southern accent

44. Nope

45. I think alot of accents r rlly cute but especially kr accents idk why I'm pretty sure it's bc of hwang hyunjin cuz I am cringe

46. Mbti? Intp

47. I'm not 100% sure but I think one of my dresses was about 45 bucks. I get most of my stuff from yard sales bc it's simply better

48. Yes! Hot dog and w

49. Innie ofc

50. Right handed but I'm getting better with my left hand so I can have bisexual hands

51. THOSE FUCKING DEMONS ARE TERRIBLE

52. Tacos is my go to

53. Most Asian food is fucking amazing sushi especially tho

54. I feel bad for saying it again but it depends-

55. Something involving the word fuck I'm sure. Or maybe "I'm gonna kms" cuz that's healthy

56. Fuck. I'm sure of that. Its not healthy but it's meee

57. If i just woke up- 45 minutes if it's midday 10

58. I don't think so

59. Suck until it's smaller then u crunch it

60. Yes

61. Absolutely

62. Friends say I am I think I'm decent like 7/10

63. Going blind

64. For ppl I hate yeah but my besties secrets are stored in a safe

65. Bro I have a shit memory you can't ask me this fuck

66. I think both r pretty but I have thick hair that tangles easy so I like to have mine short, long hair is nice to play with though

67. Hell no!

68. Science, except for physics that shit sucks

69. Introvert

70. No it seems fun tho

71. Everything cuz I got that mental illness heh

72. A bit, i can deal with it but it makes me anxious

73. If I can do it without being rude or if it's important yes

74. No.. *sweating and backing into the corner* (yes very much so especially on my sides)

75. Nothing big but some small things I'm sure

76. Babysitting my little brother that's it

77. No

78. No

79. The first person I recognized as a crush was my bff in 2nd grade and it spiraled into a shithole that made me lose him as a friend and get made fun of the whole year

80. 2 just a basic piercing on each ear, but I'm planning on getting second piercings on each ear and a belly button piercing within the next year, and a lip ring on the right in the future

81. I CANT IT MAKES ME ANGRY HOW DO YOU DO IT

82. Very fast but not coherently

83. Not

84. Brown but I've dyed the edges purple before, which faded into a silver green and a different time blue, I wanna do red next

85. Green blue

86. The outside basically. I'm allergic to mothefucking grass. No foods tho!

87. No I am too forgetful to do that I have tried many times and failed many times

88. Dad's a therapist

89. I simply don't understand the question

90. Lowkey got anger issues so alot, but being told to respect people even if they give me none pisses me off alot

91. It's nice but basic I like the name I go by online and my real name

92. I have spent 30+ hrs on baby name sites and only half of my ocs are names

93. Girl cuz seeing my brother grow up he's fucking insane

94. My creative works

95. Used to be too trustful, now it's the opposite

96. My grandpa suggested it to my parents

97. No fucking clue

99. Pink fades to blue

100. Blue grey

it's 3 am if this is incoherent don't blame me @sciionide @nugget-child

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[allofthegirlsyoulovedbef0r3]

[12:38:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I miss you

[12:39:00 PM] <LesTara> Oh hey! I've missed you as well

[12:39:44 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> How are you today? Has anyone played with you already? Haha

[12:41:00 PM] <LesTara> Haha no sadly :(  How about you? 

[12:41:51 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Same as you baby. I think i do not have interest in them. But i have been here since I woke. Haha.

[12:42:09 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Like 6 hours ago i guess

[12:42:32 PM] <LesTara> Haha yeah? That's a very long time

[12:43:06 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Maybe because I am selective too. 

[12:43:31 PM] <LesTara> Yeah true, I bet many people have come to you, knowing how beautiful you are

[12:44:08 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hahaha. I won't deny the people coming. But the beautiful part I am not so confident about that. 

[12:44:28 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I miss your brown eyes and athletic body baby

[12:45:10 PM] <LesTara> Mmm yeah I miss your beautiful body and your wavy hair

[12:45:17 PM] <LesTara> And I am very confident about the beautiful part

[12:45:52 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> :')  you really wont dismiss that. I guess that is also one trait being asian. 

[12:46:08 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> When you deny things people say to you

[12:46:38 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> What have you been doing lately? 

[12:46:39 PM] <LesTara> Haha yeah definitely. I mean you just are very beautiful and mesmerising

[12:46:51 PM] <LesTara> I've spent some time with family and friends over easter, and you?

[12:47:45 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Just at home chilling with my family... We didn't went out. I think that is also part of the tradition. They say it is best to stay indoors during lent. Haha. 

[12:47:53 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> *go out

[12:48:20 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> They still believe in some old beliefs passed from 1 generation to another.

[12:48:52 PM] <LesTara> Haha yeah definitely. My family usually stays in the house as well but I'm not sure if that's because of the traditional beliefs

[12:49:02 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> 😂

[12:50:09 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Do you have any movie recommendations in mind? Lesbian movies I prefer i think it has been long since I watched any. 

[12:51:24 PM] <LesTara> Mmm well if I'm completely honest I don't know many lesbian movies, but some of my favourites include Inception, Get out, Goodwill hunting, and Whiplash

[12:52:15 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Okay id take note of that. Sometimes things can be really boring i want something to passively use my time. 

[12:52:27 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> But given this cuddly weather I think I'd just end curling up to bed with you. 

[12:52:52 PM] <LesTara> Haha thank you so much, I'd love that even more than watching the movie

[12:55:08 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://www.sex.com/pin/62200697/

[12:55:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://www.sex.com/pin/65109497-wake-up/

[12:56:19 PM] <LesTara> Mmm is that us together baby? I'd definitely love that

[12:56:44 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yeah baby i wanna caress you while we cuddle

[12:57:44 PM] <LesTara> Mmm well you've got a done deal because I'd love you to caress me as well

[12:59:03 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> 🥵 your skin is so soft baby 

[12:59:56 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://cumception.com/wp-content/upload/2018/06/lesbian_bre-8655.gif

[1:00:27 PM] <LesTara> Mmm baby I feel so wet, you're touch is so perfect on my body

[1:00:50 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You on top of me as I touch you. You humping your breasts while stimulating your pussy with my thighs. 

[1:02:00 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I can feel your juices wetting my thighs baby 🤤

[1:02:17 PM] <LesTara> Mmm omg baby I love this so much, I think I might squirt everywhere

[1:03:22 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmm so i shall continue with this motion baby, i want you to squirt for me. Make my body dirty with your rosy squirting cunt 

[1:05:09 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://porngif.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Lesbian-Kissing.gif

[1:05:13 PM] <LesTara> Mmm omg I am nearly there, if you do it for a few more seconds I'll cover you in all my squirt

[1:07:00 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Id help you slide your slit on my thigh by elevating my thigh a bit higher kissing you squeezing your breasts

[1:09:01 PM] <LesTara> Mmm I am cumming everywhere, I am squirting all over your perfect body and perfect everything

[1:11:58 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Id pull you up higher put your pussy on my face i want your dirt on my face. I wanna receive your juices and wash my face with it

[1:13:06 PM] <LesTara> Mmm omg it's going all over your face, are you enjoying this baby?

[1:14:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am babyyyy hmmmm taraaaa  verryyy muchhh

[1:15:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Tara hmmmm baby you're so goooood I wanna eat your cunt so baddd

[1:16:04 PM] <LesTara> Mmm then do it baby, I'm here for you to do it

[1:17:03 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://i0.wp.com/sexgifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/img_9353.gif?resize=502%2C280&ssl=1

[1:17:31 PM] <LesTara> Mmm i bet you love the taste of it

[1:17:49 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Much obliged baby 🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦💦 fuck you're so wet honn

[1:18:23 PM] <LesTara> Mmmm yeah I'm so wet for you

[1:19:30 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I do love the taste baby. i wanna keep repeating making you cum again and again. i wont lick you clean baby. I want you to feel how bad you have been when you left me for couple of days 🤤🥵🥵 wanna flip you over and let you ride on a strapon baby 🤤🥵

[1:20:36 PM] <LesTara> Mmm hehe a kink I have is knowing how much of a whore I am ;) . And you fucking me hard makes me know that I am a whore 

[1:21:57 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> 🤤🥵🥵 fuuuckkk Taraaa you are so hot when you make me wanna fuck your hard baby 

[1:22:01 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> *you

[1:23:09 PM] <LesTara> Mmm do it then baby, fuck me hard and make me scream loudly in pleasure

[1:23:39 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://porngifmag.com/content/2018/12/strap-on_001.gif

[1:24:40 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You laying on the bed, my eyes locked i to yours. I can feel your breath panting. Your chests heaving your toes clenchingg 

[1:25:38 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Baby say it Tara you want me to go harder huh. Fuck your slutty cunt huhhh! say it baby say ittt 

[1:25:38 PM] No such nick/channel

[1:29:45 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Babyyy

[1:29:45 PM] No such nick/channel

[1:31:06 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Babyyyy 😭

[1:31:06 PM] No such nick/channel

[2:53:02 PM] Disconnected

[2:53:35 PM] Connected

[3:32:04 PM] Disconnected

[3:32:21 PM] Connected

[bluntzzz]

1. What would you like to say to the FIRST person you kissed this year?

I say whatever I want to him every day lol, but for the sake of question, I love you!

2. What is the last reason you cried?

My mom is very mean!

3. Where is your cell phone?

To my immediate left.

Maybe not finishing college LOL, but if I did, I would not be here today.

5. Did you like NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?

Neither really. Now I like both!

6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

Britney.

8. Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed.

9. What time did you go to sleep last night?

Pfft midnight?

10. What woke you up today?

Kyle snoring :P

11. What is one thing you wish people didn’t do?

Lie.

12. Are you excited for the future?

Sure.

13. Your ex shows up randomly at your house, you say?

I would not answer the door, for anyone really.

14. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, you say?

Although unlikely, I don’t think I would say anything. Maybe a good fuck you to both of them lol.

15. Do you have any weird inside jokes?

Heaps.

16. Liquor or Beer?

Liquor.

18. When was the last time someone yelled at you?

Good question. Thankfully its been a while.

19. I am _________ .

Hungry and ready to go home!

21. Have you ever tried to break someone up?

I don’t think so.

22. When is the last time you talked to your best friend?

Hm, kyle is my partner and my best friend, we talked this morning. My non-partner best friend, we texted yesterday I think.

23. Have you done anything you regret this year so far?

Nope.

24. Where is your best friend?

Kyle is probably on his way to pick me up from work now. 😊

27. Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Kyle.

28. Anything annoying you right now?

Being in the office is innately annoying.

29. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?

Yes. Im trying really hard not to be sad and depressed about the state of the relationship with my mom.

30. Who has your heart?

Kyle.

32. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?

Of course lol, but I don’t get embarrassed by it. Anything that could be embarrassing makes me laugh.

33. Do people make fun of your nationality?

I mean, I used to get made fun of for being really pale, which is derivative of my nationality, right?

34. Do you eat more than you should?

Sure lol.

35. Do you smoke?

Cannabis, yes.

36. Who’s the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?

Kyle.

37. Last time you shoplifted?

Lmao man, on purpose, a long time ago. About two months ago, I accidentally did not pay for some paper towels or something and no one noticed lol.

38. What will you name your future son?

No future son, no future kids! Kyle already has a son lol.

39. What will you name your future daughter?

NONE.

41. What is your favorite number?

8.

42. What gets you happy?

Kyle, my dog, my cats, lofi, video games, painting my nails.

43. Where were you at 11:45 pm Last Night?

Yes or on my way.

44. Is the person you like older or younger than you?

Younger, by 4 months.

45. Ever talked to someone that was high?

Lmao yes.

46. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?

Taller, by like 2-3 inches.

47. Did you have a dream last night?

Yes. I don’t remember details but I know it was a turbulent dream about my family, ugh the worst!

48. Last comment you left someone?

Idk lol.

49. Do you have a Facebook?

Yes.

50. What do you think about the last person that you stole this from?

I do not know them.

4. What was the worst mistake of your life?

Maybe not finishing college LOL, but if I did, I would not be here today.

5. Did you like NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?

Neither really. Now I like both!

6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

Britney.

8. Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed.

9. What time did you go to sleep last night?

Pfft midnight?

10. What woke you up today?

Kyle snoring :P

11. What is one thing you wish people didn’t do?

Lie.

12. Are you excited for the future?

Sure.

13. Your ex shows up randomly at your house, you say?

I would not answer the door, for anyone really.

14. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, you say?

Although unlikely, I don’t think I would say anything. Maybe a good fuck you to both of them lol.

15. Do you have any weird inside jokes?

Heaps.

16. Liquor or Beer?

Liquor.

18. When was the last time someone yelled at you?

Good question. Thankfully its been a while.

19. I am _________ .

Hungry and ready to go home!

21. Have you ever tried to break someone up?

I don’t think so.

22. When is the last time you talked to your best friend?

Hm, kyle is my partner and my best friend, we talked this morning. My non-partner best friend, we texted yesterday I think.

23. Have you done anything you regret this year so far?

Nope.

24. Where is your best friend?

Kyle is probably on his way to pick me up from work now. 😊

27. Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Kyle.

28. Anything annoying you right now?

Being in the office is innately annoying.

29. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?

Yes. Im trying really hard not to be sad and depressed about the state of the relationship with my mom.

30. Who has your heart?

Kyle.

32. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?

Of course lol, but I don’t get embarrassed by it. Anything that could be embarrassing makes me laugh.

33. Do people make fun of your nationality?

I mean, I used to get made fun of for being really pale, which is derivative of my nationality, right?

34. Do you eat more than you should?

Sure lol.

35. Do you smoke?

Cannabis, yes.

36. Who’s the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?

Kyle.

37. Last time you shoplifted?

Lmao man, on purpose, a long time ago. About two months ago, I accidentally did not pay for some paper towels or something and no one noticed lol.

38. What will you name your future son?

No future son, no future kids! Kyle already has a son lol.

39. What will you name your future daughter?

NONE.

41. What is your favorite number?

8.

42. What gets you happy?

Kyle, my dog, my cats, lofi, video games, painting my nails.

43. Where were you at 11:45 pm Last Night?

Yes or on my way.

44. Is the person you like older or younger than you?

Younger, by 4 months.

45. Ever talked to someone that was high?

Lmao yes.

46. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?

Taller, by like 2-3 inches.

47. Did you have a dream last night?

Yes. I don’t remember details but I know it was a turbulent dream about my family, ugh the worst!

48. Last comment you left someone?

Idk lol.

49. Do you have a Facebook?

Yes.

50. What do you think about the last person that you stole this from?

I do not know them.

[frogsister87]

1. What would you like to say to the FIRST person you kissed this year?

I wouldn’t like to say anything to him.

2. What is the last reason you cried?

I teared up a little today

3. Where is your cell phone?

In my hand

4. What was the worst mistake of your life?

There’s been so many lately

5. Did you like NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?

Yeah

6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

Not like a fan, but they’re fine

8. Where did you sleep last night?

In my bed

9. What time did you go to sleep last night?

Like 10:30

10. What woke you up today?

A bad dream

11. What is one thing you wish people didn’t do?

A lot

12. Are you excited for the future?

Not really

13. Your ex shows up randomly at your house, you say?

How do you know where I live?

14. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, you say?

Probably what I deserve

15. Do you have any weird inside jokes?

I guess, yeah

16. Liquor or Beer?

Beer

18. When was the last time someone yelled at you?

I don’t know

19. I am _________ .

Nervous

21. Have you ever tried to break someone up?

Something like that

22. When is the last time you talked to your best friend?

We texted yesterday

23. Have you done anything you regret this year so far?

Eh I don’t know if I regret anything but I wasn’t pleased about some of the things that I did/how they turned out

24. Where is your best friend?

I don’t know

27. Who was the last person to make you laugh?

I don’t know

28. Anything annoying you right now?

Yeah

29. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?

Yep

30. Who has your heart?

Walker

32. Have you done anything embarrassing lately?

Nothing that I can think of

33. Do people make fun of your nationality?

No

34. Do you eat more than you should?

No

35. Do you smoke?

Sometimes

36. Who’s the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?

X

37. Last time you shoplifted?

Never

38. What will you name your future son?

I like the name Jackson

39. What will you name your future daughter?

I like the name Roo and Dale

41. What is your favorite number?

3.

42. What gets you happy?

I don’t know

43. Where were you at 11:45 pm Last Night?

In be d

44. Is the person you like older or younger than you?

I don’t know that I really like anybody but if what I’m going through qualifies as that then younger

45. Ever talked to someone that was high?

All the time

46. How tall is the person you like? Shorter or taller?

Again, I don’t know that I really like anybody but if what I’m going through qualifies as that then taller

47. Did you have a dream last night?

Yes it was awful

48. Last comment you left someone?

I don’t remember

49. Do you have a Facebook?

Yeah

50. What do you think about the last person that you stole this from?

I don’t know them

[chickensoup1025]

I'm just gonna answer all of these rn even tho that's not the point

1. Comfort character? Leslie Knope, Kirishima Eijirou, Adrien Agreste, Iko from tlc, Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Willow Park... and a lot more lol

2. If I had to pick between a lighter and matches I guess I'd say matches

3. No I don't leave the window open at night cause of the AC

4. I don't believe any cryptid exist/I don't really care about that stuff

5. Brown 🤎

6. Why what

7. Hair ties over scrunchies. Tighter.

8. Zero water bottles in my room right now. I have one metal one I keep on me all the time (that I've painted on) and I'm at work rn so

9. I don't drink coffee. Couple reasons. Arfid said no to trying new things, smells weird, and if I got into caffeine I'm positive I'd get addicted so. Stopping that at the source thank you.

10. I wouldn't slaughter anyone. If I was in a very specific position and situation, there's a chance I'd KILL someone maybe but slaughter is much too much. Also I don't care about the rich part

11. I like reading a lot!!

12. It's a tired, cloudy, woke up late but I have stuff to do kind of day.

13. I ate a chocolate chip muffin this morning (at noon)

14. I guess I like the smell of after it rains. Doesn't rain a lot at ALL where I live so it is a luxury

15. No, I'm not a parent

16. Yes, I can drive! Got my license around 4 years ago

17. I have pretty damn great vision. Not far or near sighted.

18. Uh. I use Costco brand stuff in the shower

19. Of COURSE I'd paint your nails! I'm gonna get paint all over your skin though, that's a promise

20. I say "soda"

21. I still have a lot of things from childhood as I still live with my parents but I'd say the main thing is a ladybug pillow pet I got in 2010 I still sleep with

22. I'm an awesome person, thank you very much.

23. Chilly weather is alright I guess

24. If we were together on a rooftop... well. I might stand up and start belting show tunes so watch out.

25. Shower soap bar lol

26. A scenario I've replayed multiple times would have to be... leaving my first job

27. All in one go hours of sleep? 3 average :(

28. I don't regularly wear a mask, no

29. Hot water!! Very hot!!

30. I don't think there are dishes in my room

31. Pretty lyrics and a soft guitar- think "Victory" by the Avett Brothers

32. Nah, I don't have a favorite towel

33. I went on a mini adventure last night where I just kept driving till there was no "forward" at an intersection and then took a right. Kept doing this for almost two hours.

34. Oh course! I know a LOT of songs' every lyric by heart. Example off the top of my head: Anthem Of Mr Dark by the Arcadian Wild

35. PDT zone

36. I only changed my url once I think. Can't remember exactly what it was before this

37. Yeah, I've known my friend Nikki for maybe 14 years

38. Scent-free please

39. No, I don't use lip balm

40. Nah, I haven't had any snacks today

41. I don't drink coffee

42. Google for ao3 and miscellaneous, Pinterest for fan art, ibis Paint x for art and editing, YouTube, Spotify, Google maps, DROPOUT, Discord, gmail. In no particular order

43. Can't really handle any spice

44. A free pass to kill anyone? I guess Donald Trump idk

45. Yeah yesterday was a waste

46. My favorite holiday film is... uh. Well I really like Elf.

47. Last message I sent was a discord server emoji of demon Kokichi sprite lol

48. I accidentally had a sip of my granddad's wine which I thought was my apple juice. But I don't drink as I am 20. I don't plan on drinking when I'm of age either. See^ I'm sure I'll get addicted among many other reasons to not start

49. I've never tried skipping rocks, I don't think!

50. Please do tag me in random stuff!!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[bratshaws]

goodness gracious 80. brb x oc

i missed using this gif uwu

a/n: I JUST!!! am excited, esp for the next chapter for everything that's going to happen THIS CHAPTER FORWARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i hope you guys are too ;w;

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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: no warning, just pure fluff because of these two gooberssssssssssss

chapters:

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Beatrice couldn’t believe it, she turns thirty…today. Well she already turned thirty at two am since that was her ‘official’ birth time. She didn’t even notice how fast the week went by, she now was thirty, with a new car on her driveway and a sleeping Rooster holding her waist from behind. She woke up a few minutes ago, seeing it was seven thirty in the morning on a Saturday and neither of them had plans of getting up yet.

Thirty.

She was thirty. 

She didn’t feel any different, obviously, it wasn’t like those educational videos you’d see in school where the woman goes from twenty to thirty and her clothes change and she now has three kids on her arms. She just…she just felt…like a better version of herself. With someone who loved her and…wow she’d really get a whole new life huh? Beatrice blinked, holding Rooster’s arm around herself, her hair falling over her eyes a bit. “You think way too loud.” his deep sleepy voice says from behind her head, his breathing making the strands of hair move when he speaks.

Beatrice smiles, slowly turning her head to face him, his eyes still closed, but his lips quirked up in a smirk, “I’m sorry.” she whispers, “I didn’t mean to wake you.” her boyfriend’s eyes slowly parted open, crinkling at the corners when his smirk widened.

“I know how you can make up to me.” he murmurs, leaning his head closer so their lips barely touch, “It’s a really good idea, wanna hear it?” she nods, turning fully to face him with his arms still around her waist, “You can start by losing the night shirt, that would be a great way to start my morning.”

Beatrice laughs when he pulls her on top of him, pressing her chin in between his pectorals with her cheeks dusted red, “But…I thought it was my birthday?”

His eyes glinted with mirth, “Of course birthday girl, but that would work both ways.” he whispers with his lips brushing hers, pressing soft kisses to her pink mouth, “Both of us would have a great time.” she chuckles against his lips, cupping his face with both hands, keeping their lips connected in a loving liplock before he mutters something, making Beatrice pull her head back in question, “Happy birthday, baby. How are you feeling?”

Beatrice blinked, thinking about how she should respond to this, biting her lower lip while looking to the side, “I…I feel…” she hums, still considering her words, “I feel fine, I guess it didn’t hit me yet.” one of his hands came up to brush a tangled strand of brown hair behind her ear, combing his fingers through it to get rid of the small knots without hurting her, “It still feels a bit surreal.”

He nods,moving his finger to comb the hair closest to her scalp, carefully, “I get that, it’s a whole new step in life.” he murmurs, watching Beatrice still look a bit conflicted by that, like she couldn’t believe she really reached thirty. “But hey, it’s not so bad.”

“It’s not.” her answer comes with a smile and her cheeks redden just enough for him to grin back at her, “I told you before how I expected my thirtieth birthday to go and now…now it’s nothing how I imagined and I like it!I do, it’s just…I think my brain is muddled up a little bit.”

Rooster makes a sound of understanding, bringing her closer to his lips so he could kiss the curve of her jaw with the hand that was combing her hair petting the back of her neck, “I get that, baby. I do.” he says with his lips still pressed against her lavender scented skin. “But you’ll get used to it as the time goes by, speaking of which,” he gently pushes her aside so she’s lying back down on the bed, pushing himself to his feet, “Time to make you breakfast.”

He didn’t want to let her go, but it was her day and he wanted to give her a good morning alongside the plans they had later that day. Plans that thankfully Evelyn was kind enough to give him the green flag, telling him everything was ready for when they showed up. “I’m going with you–”

“Oh no, no missy. You,” he gestures with his index finger, “Are staying in bed, looking pretty and relaxed and I’ll call you once it’s done.” 

Beatrice, while incredibly touched by the gesture, couldn’t help the little pout on her face, “But…” 

“I’ll be fast, you’ll see.” he winks, adjusting the elastic of his sweatpants on his hip bones, walking downstairs with the same smile on his face. Beatrice only sighed with her cheek still pressed to the pillow, hearing him talking to Jolene downstairs and the usual sounds of her cabinet doors being open.It doesn’t take too long for the playlist he had saved up on his phone to vibrate on the speaker she kept downstairs.

She smiles hearing I’ve Had the Time of My Life  and Rooster following along, undoubtedly throwing some moves while doing so. Beatrice waited a few minutes, then pushed herself to a sitting position, stepping away from the bed and slowly trekking downstairs. 

Her smile only widened when she saw Rooster had Jolene in his arms, the pittie’s front paws draped on his broad shoulders as he danced along with her, unaware of Beatrice watching the scene from the doorframe. Jolene looked confused, but she was happy to be involved if her swinging tail was any indication, followed by her tongue wetting Rooster’s cheek in a sloppy kiss. 

Beatrice tried her hardest to hold her laughter, but a soft giggle made its way past her lips, making the pilot stop and turn to face her, “Oh no, we’ve been discovered Jojo.” he whispers comically on the dog’s ear, “Now she knows you can dance!” it was hilarious how Jolene’s expression turned from happy to worried as if it was true and she has been a dancing dog all along but now Beatrice found out about it. She wriggled on Rooster’s arms, trying to escape and he lowered her enough for the pittie to walk away.

“Dirty Dancing is one of my favorite movies too.” she comments after a while, Rooster looking at her in surprise, “Maybe I had a crush on Patrick Swayze. Sabrina had a huge Dirty Dancing poster on her wall and I remember admiring him from afar.”

Bradley smiles, “Well,I’m not Patrick–”

“You don’t have to be. You are you and that’s even better.”

He breathes out a soft laugh, crossing his arms over his chest while leaning his lower back on the counter, “I’m flattered.” he smirks, pulling one of his arms to reach towards her, “C’mere. I think this could be the first birthday gift I can give you.” she drops her hand on his, smiling confusedly at his words until he pulls her flush against him “Your own version of Dirty Dancing.”

Beatrice laughs tossing her head back not believing his words, “You are too cute Roos. Honestly I can just be with you, without dancing, and I’d be more than happy.” but of course he’d never leave it like that, especially when the chorus hit. Beatrice squeaked out in surprise, no matter how many times he picked her up, she was still startled whenever he did that, easing down from her fright with a disbelieved laugh, hugging his neck.

“There you go, now you are just like Baby.” he smirks, leaning up to peck her lips and then gently placing her back down on the floor, “But I half expected you to wait a bit longer to get back down.”

“Maybe I missed you.” she shrugs, biting her lower lip with a smile, holding back her laugh when his eyes dropped to it immediately, narrowing playfully before he turned back to what he was cooking, “Can I see what you are cooking?” but he steps in between her and the oven, hiding whatever he was cooking from her view, “Roos!”

He looks over her shoulder with feigned innocence, “What?” he drawls gently, his lips still smiling,”Maybe I don’t want you to see it yet.” Beatrice just huffs with fake annoyance, crossing her arms and then stepping back to sit on the kitchen chairs, “You’ll like it though,I promise.’

“I know I’ll like it, you are a wonderful cook.” his posture changed as his chest puffed in pride, muttering a ‘yeah I am a pretty good cook’ to himself, much to his girlfriend’s amusement, “And I’ll like anything you give me.”  Bradley looks back at her sitting down on the chair, the soft fabric of her night shirt riding up her thighs, exposing more of the pale expanse of her thigh for his eyes to see.

He keeps his lids low and irises focused on that bare piece of skin before he looks back at the pan in front of him, “I’ll keep that in mind.” her cheeks reddened at the obvious insinuation hidden within the words, propping her chin on her open palm, watching him move about the stove still humming to the songs being played in the little speaker. Beatrice closes her eyes, loving the deep timbre of his voice mixed in with the song’s vocals, having her own little private show and wishing nothing more than this, it was great. It truly was great.

An amazing way to start her birthday, she couldn’t lie one bit.

Beatrice keeps her eyes closed, hearing him grab a few plates, fill a mug with coffee and milk just how she liked it, “Keep them closed.” his voice shows up suddenly by her left and she has to hold back the jump of surprise, nodding once she fixes herself on the chair, placing both hands over her thighs.

She hears and feels him moving back and forth, arranging the table in front of her as she tries to hold back her warm smile, “Don’t open yet.” she reassures him she won’t, laughing quietly when he kisses her cheek and walks away again, the sound of something ruffling - like paper- calls her attention. “Wait…okay, open.”

Beatrice blinks, trying to gain her focus back and figure out what this blurry of colors was after a few seconds. Her smile widens when she sees that yes, he prepared pancakes, alongside a small bowl of yogurt with fresh berries and her usual morning coffee. But in the middle of everything was a tiny bouquet of lavender and daisies,inside a small vase “What- how did you?” she immediately ignored the breakfast, not because she didn’t care for it but because her heart demanded she grabbed the flowers, “How did you even manage to hide this one from me?”

Bradley shrugs coolly, pulling a chair to sit down while bringing his mug up to his lips, “Well you know, I just had to distract you.” he answers, finishing it with a wink and a soft laugh, “Thought you’d like it.”

“I do like it.” Beatrice’s soft voice replies, lifting the small flowers to her nose, fluttering her eyes closed with a small smile, “You know how much I love getting flowers.” she gently fixes the flowers inside the vase, turning it back and forth to see all the different shades of lilacs and how the daisies went from white to a light champagne color, “It’s beautiful, Roos, thank you.”

He smiles back, sipping his coffee as she digs in her breakfast. Her cute dance that meant ‘i really love this food and I can’t keep myself still’ was still adorable and he noticed she mainly did that with the food that he cooked or if it was something that he liked. It was the little things that Beatrice did that he was just now figuring out even more. “How’s it?”

“Hmm!” she swallows the pancake, washing it down with her coffee, “It’s amazing,Roos.” she replies, wiping her mouth with the napkin by her side, “No complaints.” he smirks more, telling her to enjoy her breakfast while he finished his…until she noticed he wasn’t eating that much and decided that they were going to share it either way, “It’s my birthday and I want to share it with you.”

She had to pull it’s my birthday card…but he wasn’t complaining. Not when she looked at him like that. Mav told him once that he was weak for Beatrice and honestly, he truly was. She still had no idea how much power she had over him, she had no clue how much she could simply look his way and he’d melt like a popsicle on a hot summer morning.

When they finish breakfast, and Rooster tells her that he’s the one washing the dishes and she should just enjoy her birthday, Beatrice sits on the counter right by the side of the sink so they could talk without being too far apart, “You know in a few minutes I’ll get calls from all my relatives wishing me happy birthday.” she pauses, “It’ll be…a lot of calls oh my God.”

“It just means they care.” Bradley chuckles, putting the wet dishes and cutlery on the drying rack by the side. Beatrice nods, biting her lower lip, following the line of muscle from his shoulder to his bicep, watching it move and flex as he cleans everything. “Bea, you need to stop ogling me…because then I’ll just stop this and we’ll have to fix something up.”

“Well…you did say I could make it up to you in some way.”  Bradley drops whatever he’s holding into the soapy water, giving her a look with one of his eyebrows up to his hairline, “You said so.”

His eyes narrow playfully, “Give me a few minutes, then we’ll resolve that. How’s that?”

“Sounds great to me.” her cheeks felt so hot she felt she could melt herself, but she watched as Bradley returned to the task of washing everything with her hands tucked in between her thick thighs, still looking at his bicep and the sharp curve of his jawline and the thick column of neck. While admiring him, Beatrice couldn’t help but wonder what the plans would be for that night, he did say they’d go to the karaoke, and she could call Shells if she wanted her to come or even Evelyn so they could have a fun time together, “I’m excited for tonight.” she smiles, “I think it’ll be really fun.”

“It will be a lot of fun,baby,” he says while tilting his head in her direction and winking at her and holding back how much they’d be doing once they got there. Everyone agreed on coming, Michael and Leonardo too after some time of Bradley asking them to keep quiet and not blurt it out to Bea, “I haven’t been to a karaoke bar in years, I think I’m a bit rusty.”

Beatrice gives him a weird look, narrowing her eyes in his direction, “You sung at the Hard Deck quite a few times, I don’t know if I’d consider you rusty.” he chuckles at her explanation, wiping his hands on a rag and tossing it aside after he’s done, “So you know, I don’t think you’d be rusty at all.”

“I appreciate your enthusiasm.” he says, finally stepping closer to her since he was done washing everything, spreading her legs to he could step between them, “But, let’s talk about how you could make it up to me, I was thinking that after the breakfast settles we could have a nice, lovely shower.” he murmurs against her skin, pressing soft butterfly kisses to the curve of her jaw, “Where I’d wash you everywhere.”

Beatrice’s face turns red and she giggles, biting her lower lip, “Well it is my birthday.” she whispers, “I’d love that.”

“Maybe a massage too.” he smirks, dragging his lips up her ear, making goosebumps form on her skin “I am really good with my hands.” Beatrice couldn’t even reply because he picked her up under the thighs, Beatrice wrapping her legs around his waist out of habit, giggling with her face a deep shade of red, allowing herself to be carried up the stairs.

-

They had to go to the karaoke bar exactly at eight, it was the time where mainly everyone would be waiting and the time everything would be just perfect. He was excited for Bea, he knew how much she’d like this and how much it’d mean to her…even if he had to throw some deception along the way.

Shells and Evelyn were ‘too busy’ to join the karaoke night, which made Beatrice feel a little crestfallen, looking down at her phone with a tiny frown on her face, “It’s okay baby.” he tries to ease her sad heart, rubbing the back of his index finger on the side of her face, “You guys can try again some other time.”

“I guess so…I’d’ve liked them to show up, you know?” she drops the hand holding the phone to the side, then places the small device into her bag as Rooster waits for her, “Just…you know, they are my friends.” she grabs his hand when he offers, the two walking up to the karaoke bar, trying to avoid getting hit by the passerby’s that were coming around, “Oh, wow, I hope we can find a spot inside, it looks like it’s full of people.”

“Yeah, me too.” he lies, trying his best to bite back his grin when they wander inside, Bradley walking up to one of the ladies seated at front where they could choose a room to go. But he didn’t have to choose because it was already chosen and closed for. Beatrice, thankfully, is too distracted pulling her phone back out to check that maybe her friends changed their minds and are on their way over. She only looked up when Rooster tugged her hand and told her to follow him, “We’re in luck, we got one spot safe for us.”

“Oh really?” she smiles, her smile turning confused when they wander past the usual small group areas to go up the staircase where the big corporate rooms are, “Oh, ah, wow, and it’s up here?” she couldn’t help but look at her surroundings in surprise. “I thought this are was for big groups or something.” her boyfriend doesn’t reply, in fact he just sends her an amused look and gently places his hand on her lower back, guiding her through the sea of people.

They end up at a large double door with a red sticker on it, a sticker that looked a lot like a party hat. Beatrice couldn’t really ask much, because Rooster opened the door with his free hand - she could see only black- and gently pushed her inside, “Roos what is–

“SURPRISE!!!”

Beatrice yelped in shock, holding onto Rooster’s arm when the lights turned on revealing every single one of her friends in there, with the addition of Michael,Leo, Cynthia,Marina and Derek, all of them inside a large room filled with party decorations and a large plasma screen in the middle of the wall. Beatrice’s eyes widened, trying to get past the shock with a hand over her heart, “What–what–”

“Happy birthday Bumblebea!!” Shells shouted, blowing a pink colored horn that sounded like a dying duck more than an actual instrument. The brunette was still digesting what was happening, furrowing her eyebrows when she saw Shells…and Evelyn…wait a minute.

“Wait! But you guys said you were busy–” 

“It was a little white lie so you wouldn’t be suspicious,” Comes Evelyn’s voice from the right, stepping away from Jake to wrap an arm on her friend’s shoulder as a hug, “Plus don’t get mad at us, it was all Rooster’s idea.”

Beatrice looks back at her tall boyfriend, who was now grabbing one of the chilled Budweiser bottles from the tin bucket in the corner, giving her a proud smile, “Roos…you, how did you–”

“It wasn’t easy, I have to admit. Evelyn helped me get this spot for everyone,” the black haired woman nodded in agreement when Bea turned to look back at her, “And you know, I thought you’d like it.”

Beatrice never had a surprise party before, she always wanted one…and now, for her thirtieth birthday she got one. Because her boyfriend organized it - well her boyfriend and her friend - something for her again. Her eyes were so wide they looked like they’d pop out of the sockets at any second, barely noticing when people started hugging her, congratulating her on another year on this Earth. 

When she was calm enough, her eyes finally adjusting on seeing everyone and now that they were all taking their places in the comfortable dark blue couches in the room, Beatrice got closer to Bradley with her eyes shining, “Did you really…organize this for me?”

“Of course.” he answers easily, lifting a hand to cup her chin, rubbing the slope right underneath her lower lip, “I thought you’d like it.”

“I…I love it! I’ve never had a surprise party before Roos…this is…'' she turns her head to see her siblings with their respective spouses already getting familiarized with the Dagger squad. Penny was there too, she didn’t think she’d show up since today was Saturday and it was still early…did she take a night off just to come to her birthday? Beatrice couldn’t even help the happy sigh that went past her lips the more she looked, “This is…really the best gift ever.”

Rooster’s gaze softened at the same time hers did, watching her watch the others with a warmth inside those green irises he couldn’t help but keep his eyes on her, dropping his hand from her chin to stuff it into his pocket, “You are welcome baby.” he coos, leaning down to kiss her temple, then her red cheek, “This is all for you.”

All for her.

Everyone was there for her.

She couldn’t even…describe what she was feeling right now, gratefulness? Happiness? All in between and at once? It was near euphoric, perhaps that would be the closest way to elaborate what was running inside her head. “Thank you Brad. Thank you so much.” she whispers, trying her hardest not to cry and destroy her carefully done make up - she did go all out on it that night - sniffling quietly, “No one ever did this for me.”

“I’m full of surprises.”

“Yeah…” she was going to marry this man, there was no backing away now, “Yeah you are.”

“Hey! Come on lovebirds! Are we going to start this show or not?”

Both of them turn to where Shells was currently fiddling with the karaoke playlist, everyone else already seated and snacking on the peanuts they usually kept on the center table before every main meal. Bea then turns to Rooster, who smirks and nods his head forward, “After you, gorgeous.”

[shutupanddance]

Master Post

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Okay cool cats and kittens, I’m creating this master post to help you navigate my page and stay updated :) It will be pinned to my blog, and it will have my fandom list, my prompt list, my to-do list, any current events, and a few frequently asked questions. So, looking for information about requesting? Suggestions for requests? Or wondering what I’m currently working on? Don’t know if I’ve received your request? This is the place to look! Just keep on reading <3

Current Events 

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Fandoms

Here are the fandoms I write for!!

+ Marvel (MCU)

+ DC (DCU)

+ Sherlock

+ Star Wars (trilogies, Clone Wars, Rebels, Mandalorian)

+ Star Trek (reboots, original series)*

+ Pacific Rim

+ Knives Out

+ Night at the Museum

+ LOTR / The Hobbit

+ Jurassic Park/World

+ The West Wing*

+ NCIS*

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Prompt List

(Does not include prompts from any current events) Here are some prompts that you can use for your request, or for your own writing! As a reminder, not all of these prompts are properly credited. Please let me know if you have the original creator’s @!

#1: “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

#2: “Should I ask why you have a knife in your purse?”

”It’s a dagger, actually, and no you shouldn’t.”

#3: “Close your eyes and listen. And trust me.”

#4: Rosemary, broken glass, and an old gun.

#5: “Do you remember when I loved you?”

”No.”

”Good, because I never did.”

#6: “He saw the notice in the paper.”

”Why would you let him see the paper?”

”What was I supposed to do, eat it?”

#7: “I didn’t catch your name!”

”I didn’t throw it.”

#8: “I’m not better than you, but at least I’m not you. And right now, that’s worth a whole lot.”

#9: Romantic dinner, but something is wrong.

#10: Forehead kisses during an apocalypse

#11: “This isn’t BBC Sherlock! You can’t just run around administering justice as you see fit!

#12: Trying to get a smoke detector to shut up

#13: Falling out of a closet during Hide N Seek

#14: Revealing a dark secret, but it turns out that they already know

#15: Once upon a midnight dreary

#16: The odds were never in our favor

#17: If I should die, think only this of me

#18: Attack hugs

#19: Afraid of ladybugs

#20: The dumb*ss God couldn’t stop

#21: “There’s a rumor going around that you’re the one to ask if someone needs to acquire rare and dangerous objects.”

”There’s a rumor going around that you’re an undercover cop.”

#22: A parking lot, a coroner, and snails

#23: “You’re the only person I know who calls me that.”

#24: This is not a drill.

#25: It’s the price we pay to feel

#26: A character is cleaning/sweeping the floor when someone walks by with dirty shoes (via @writingprompts365 )

#27: “I’m back from my mission!”

““You failed it.”

““How’d you know?”

They point at the TV.

#28: A character is pushed into some bushes/plants/flowers (via @writingprompts365 )

#29: A character picks up a very shiny rock (same @)

#30: A character combs another character’s hair (same)

#31: A character is forced to have a conversation with someone they don’t like (same)

#32: Laughing hysterically at their own joke

#33: Stuck under the same umbrella

#34: ““Well, this is a nice change of scenery!”

““It’s a jail cell.”

““I was being sarcastic.”

#35: ““Let me just be perfectly clear that this was not my fault.”

#36: ““Can I buy you coffee? For old times sake?”

#37: Fake dating

#38: Huddling for warmth

#39: Being high on painkillers and confessing undying love to everyone

#40: “That’s starting to get annoying.”

#41: “I fell asleep on the bus and woke up here.”

#42: “It’s freaking cold.”

#43: “You’re not exactly known for your great ideas.”

#44: ““Can you keep a secret?”

#45: Character A lives above character B, and always drives B insane with how much stomping they do. One day, A’s foot goes right through the floor, into B’s apartment.

#45: Character A and Character B, sworn enemies, are chosen to prepare the company Christmas Party.

#46: you’re a security guard at an art gallery and you held the door for me so I left you a note in the door where we met I hope you read it

#47: Person A and Person B both trying to break into the same place on the same night by accident, only to be chased by the police upon meeting and having to hide in a closet/cupboard/safe together until they leave.

#48: the first and the last word they said to each other

#49: your kid hates my kid

#50: ‘picking them up’ hugs

#51: an incredibly loud and painful high-five

#52: "Let me fix that for you."

#53: “Can’t we listen to something else? We’ve been listening to this CD for three hours now.”

“You know, I would but the CD slot is broken so it’s either this or talk to each other.”

“I wouldn’t mind talking.”

“[turns up the music louder]”

#54: "My kiss quota for the day hasn't been filled. I need a thousand more."

#55: Person A making fun of Person B's bed head

#56: Squeeze three times for “I love you”

#57: writing a love letter but keeping it to themselves

#58: Messing around in IKEA

#59: “Hey - what’re you hiding behind your back?”

#60: going to a bookshop and selecting books for each other

#61: smiling at each other from across the room

#62: arms wrapping around your waist from behind while you’re on a phone call

#63: “ rich coming from the guy who tried to kill me three days ago. “

#64: message in a bottle

#65: becoming the parents of the friend group as soon as they start dating

#66: “I love you.”

“Ouch.”

#67: “We...we did it. We did it! Oh my God, I could kiss you.”

“Well, don’t be shy.”

My To-Do List

Here is everything that I’m currently working on! If you’ve sent a request in, and I see it, it should pop up here!

REQUEST SLOTS: FULL

+ Sherlock / Reader (not requested) undetermined topic

+ Rusty Ryan / Reader (not requested) #4

+ Sam Seaborn / Reader (requested) slow dancing

*anything with an asterisks has already been started.

Tag List

@girloncorneliastreet​ for The West Wing

@wolviesbabes​ for Gibbs / Reader

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I submit a request? When you look at my blog, there is a link titled “Asks/Requests”. Click that, and submit something!

How specific does my request have to be? More detail is always better if you’re looking for something specific, but if you’re not picky, it’s no big deal! Even if you just say “could I have some more Spock content please?” I’ll answer it!

Do you write smut? Nope! Not for me.

Are your requests open? Not at the moment! They will be soon, though.

What do I do if your requests are closed? Send it later, when they’re open again!

Do you have a master list? I do! I also have a tag called #masterlist, which all of my work is under. You can access the master list itself by navigating to the page on my blog, or just clicking the link at the top of this post!

What’s your name? You can call me C :)

Why didn’t you reblog my post about social justice? In order to avoid burnout for myself and my followers, I am doing my best to keep this blog free of anything other than fan content. This does not mean that I disagree or agree with you, it just means that I’m not commenting. I do not need to participate in internet social justice activity when I am already an activist on other platforms, including real life.

What can I send asks or messages about? Anything!! Life updates, random questions, whatever! I love to hear from you <3

That’s all, folks!

[danielxricciardo]

Prompts

1. "Hi, my ex just walked in. Would you hold my hand please?"

2. "I didn't expect to see you here."

3. "Have you seen this dog?"

4. “That mouth of yours, does it ever stop making noise”

5. “Seven minutes in heaven is for virgin teenagers”

6. “Slam that door one more time and I’ll shove my foot straight up your cute ass”

7. “Jesus! Knock next time would you”

8. “You have money go and get yourself a hoodie that’s not mine”

9. "I hate roses, I thought you knew"

10. "Do you think I am an angel? Ha"

11. "I wanted to sleep but someone decided to die"

12. "I can kill you right now, what are you talking about?"

13. "Hi, I am lost, can you come after me?"

14. "When I first saw you I wanted to date your best friend"

15. "I am so funny and you are just jealous"

16. "If I have to choose... no"

17. "Stop breathing like that!"

18. "I just did my nails"

19. "I'm the best driver în the world"

20. "Will you marry me?" "No"

21. "I think I broke my arm" "So?"

22. "I think I love you" "Thanks"

23. "My arms are lonely, don't you think?"

24. "Apparently we are dating"

25. “Well it’s kind of hard to move when you’re sitting on my lap”

26. "Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?"

27. "If we elope, you think they'll kill us?"

28. "This is yours"

29. "You can’t just kiss me, laugh and then walk away."

30. "Are you using ass as a pillow?"

31." I find your lack of faith disturbing."

32. "And I took it personally"

33. "In here I am the boss"

34. "Oh, bite me!" "Where?"

35. "What will you do if we break up?"

36. "Where is my T-shit?"

37. "This is no time for sarcastic comments."  "There is always time for sarcastic comments."

38. "I’ll keep quiet, you won’t even know I’m here."

39. "The way you flirt is just awful"

40. "Don’t be fooled. I’m the epitome of mess."

41. " If you are on TV should I congratulate you?"

42. "And this, is why we can’t have nice things."

43. "That's what he said"

44. "I am scared of your boss"

45. "You should know, a lot of girls have a crush on me"

46. "Everyone is afraid of you"

47. "If I'm watching that movie one more time I'll lose my fucking mind!"

48. "I thought being on vacation will be stress free"

49. "My parents don't trust you"

50. "I don't think I should give my last name so easily"

51. “I really wish I could unsee that.”

52. “Who would’ve guessed we’d be sharing a room.”

53. “I feel like you have an unhealthy obsession with me.”

54. “Nah he’s fine, it’s the other one you really got to watch out for.”

55. “I have a suggestion.” “I’m not taking my clothes off so forget it.”

56. “You’re the genius, why don’t you tell me?”

57. “Have I ever told you your accent makes me swoon?” “Really?” “No.” He/she smiles. “ that’s why I’ve never told you.”

58. “I’m alive? How am I still alive?”

59. “You’re crazy! I love it!”

60. “Never have I ever is about to get a lot more interesting.”

61. “What did they do?” “Dude. They did the do.”

62. "You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!"

63. "Well this is awkward."

64. "Im too sober for this."

65. "Im pregnant." "Wall done, Virgin Mary!"

66. " I want to protect you."

67. "Kill that spider and maybe I'll forgive you"

68. "I have no one to go to the wedding"

69. "Don’t you dare touch _______!"

70. "I thought you were dead!"

71. "This is, without a doubt, the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in."

72. "Take care of you, please"

73. "If your best friend single?"

74. "Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English."

75. "Why does everyone assume we're a couple?"

76. "Im craving something sweet" "Are you pregnant or something?"

77. " What is the magic word?" "I'll kill you în your sleep"

78. "When I see you my knees get weak"

79. "Finally you're single. Can I take you on a date?"

80. " So, I guess you don’t do after hours?"

81. "I know what I'm doing, I've watched two whole seasons of Grey's Anatomy."

82. "I can't believe I'm stuck here with you right now."

83. "Okay, this did not go as I planned it in the shower."

84. "I'm not going to sit around and watch you destroy yourself."

85. "You were my best friend"

86. "You did what?"

87. "Can you just pretend to love me for a second!"

88. "You are enough"

89. "Take the shirt off"

90. "Your nickname is bitch"

91. "What do you want to watch?" "You"

92. "How could you ask me that?"

93. "Your mouth does this thing and I can't resist it"

94. "Are you allowed to drink?"

95. "I said Im done, leave me alone!"

96. "Don’t raise your fucking voice at me”

97. “Yeah, I remember the drill”

98. “Tell me again, slowly this time, why that dog is in my bed.”

99. “Gave you so much, but it wasn’t enough.”

100. “You and me, we were destined to fall apart.”

101. “No, you don’t know who you are until somebody breaks your heart.”

102. “I want to tell you everything. The words I never got to say the first time around.”

103. “It’s better to feel pain, than nothing at all.”

Song lyrics prompts

1. “It’s the little things about us, that I love so much.”

2. “Last night I told you I loved you // woke up blamed it on the vodka”

3. “It’s a better place since you came along”

4. “You make me love the things I hate  “

5. Just a paper sheet and half a cigarette are left in my hand

6. Your faith walks on broken glass

7. "And can you teach me how to dance real slow?"

8. "I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe"

9. "One night, you won't forget the rest of your life"

10. "We only said goodbye with words"

11. "I'll try to give you love until the day you drop"

12. "I like the pretty boys with the bow tie"

13. "Lets get drunk forget what we did"

14. Your kisses lift me higher

15. When you're ready we can share the wine

16. "And if you don't love me now you will never love me again"

17. "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?"

18. "When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove"

19. She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining, just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling.

20. Now I understand, you're a human, and you got to lie, you're a man

21. The good and the bad times: we've been through them all.

22. Now I ain't educated but I sure ain't stupid

23. I grew up in the shoes they told me I could fill

24. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

25. A lover would just complicate my plans

26. And in the morning, i’ll be with you, but it will be a different kind

27. My heart is yours, it’s you that i hold on to

28. And with one kiss, you inspired a fire of devotion that lasts for twenty years

29. I let go of my claim on you, it’s a free world

30. I’m in my bed, and you’re not here and there’s no one to blame, but the drink in my wandering hands

31. Cause you gave me peace and i wasted it, I’m here to admit that you were my medicine

32. Oh, dear diary, i met a boy, he made my doll heart light up with joy. Oh, dear diary, we fell apart, welcome to the life of electra heart

33. For you, I would cross the line, I would waste my time, I would lose my mind

34. Is it really me you're missing?

35. Remember that night?

36. How many times can I break till I shatter?

37. As long as I breathe, I’ll call you my home

38. "You wouldn't know love if it crushed your fucking chest."

39. "When we scream our lips don't make a sound."

40. "Please don't let me sink, wrap your arms around me and carry me home."

41. "This hasn't torn us apart so nothing ever will."

42. "A long time ago we believed that we were united."

43. "I miss the person that you were but I don't miss you."

44. "If home is where the heart is, why do I feel so fucking heartless?"

45. "I can't live, I can't breathe with or without you just go away."

46. "I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer."

47. "I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away."

48. "I'm not like you I just fuck up."

49. "All because of you I believe in angels, not the kind with wings, no not the kind with halos. The kind that bring you home when home becomes a strange place."

50. "I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again."

51. “I wish people liked me more.”

52. “How could I ever love someone else?”

53. “I guess you’re getting everything you want.”

54. “She probably gives you butterflies.”

55. “I hope that you’re okay.”

56. “I defended you to all my friends.”

57. “I never cared about what they say, only care about me and you” 

58. “Either way i’m gonna lose, so i’m just gonna keep on loving you”

59. “You know i’m bad at communication, it’s the hardest thing for me to do”

60. “Iwas your lover, i was your friend, now I’m only just someone you call when it’s late enough to forget”

61. “It’s fucked up but it’s true that i love you like i do”

62. “Well we both had nights waking up in strangers beds but i don’t wanna, don't wanna, i don’t wanna give up yet”

63. “Tell me I’ve got it wrong somehow.”

64. “I’m begging for you to take my hand.”

65. “I can’t make it go away by making you the villain.”

66. “He feels like home.”

67. “I’d be breaking all my rules to see you.”

68. “But I know you’re not scared of anything at all.”

69. “When can I come back?”

70. “I’m ready to owe you anything”

71. “I’ll always look best in your head”

72. “I know you know it’s wrong, but I’m ready”

73. “All I ever want is breaking me apart.”

74. “Let's talk sweetly like all our love is false.”

75. “You put a fire in my heart, painted blood on my stars, gave me faith.”

76. “I wanna meet your girlfriend, she sounds nice.”

77. “How is kissing me so wrong?“

78. “Can’t you see that I’m already yours?”

79. “I’ve been losing track of the romantic sh*t I’m tryna say but basically I love you"

80. “I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips, I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath”

81. “I apologize for all your tears, I wish I could be different but I’m still growing up into the one you can call your love” 

82. “I’m out of my head, of my heart, of my mind cause you can run but you can’t hide, I’m gonna make you mine”

83. "I never loved someone the way that I love you"

84. "It's the way that you know what I thought I knew, it's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you"

85. "I hope she gettin' better sex, hope she ain't fakin' it like I did, babe"

86. “I know we’re young and people change and we may never feel the same”

87. “I can’t change the world, but maybe I’ll change your mind”

88. "You don't own me. Don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay."

89. "Leave everything that is worth a single cent and just take me instead."

90. "And then I got you off your knees, put you right back on your feet, just so you can take advantage of me."

91. "Hey, I can't let you go with nobody. Cause I love you, baby."

92. "Tell me that it wasn't my fault and that I was enough for you."

93. "We were good at faking forever, I get it, whatever."

94. "Cause you had your chance and you blew it. Yeah, you ripped it up and you chewed it."

95. "Well, I'm too busy for your business. Go find a girl who wants to listen."

96. "Stop looking at me with those eyes, like I could disappear and you wouldn't care why."

97. "Oh, we could do whatever you want, but boy, don't go falling in love, you can't stay with me, all you'll ever have is one day with me"

98. "I pray the medication slow me down, but that shit doesn't work when you're around"

99. "Told her that I loved her once and now she'd kill for me"

100. "What the tell were we? Tell me we weren't just friends"

Who I write for

Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo

Lewis Hamilton

Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

Esteban Ocon

Carlos Sainz

Lando Norris

Lance Stroll

Sebastian Vettel

Mick Schumacher

Pierre Gasly

George Russel

Football

Erling Haaland

Jadon Sancho

Giovanni Reyna

Jude Bellingham

Julian Brandt

Marco Reus

Roman Bürki

Emre Can

Mats Hummels

Leon Goretzka

Joshua Kimmich

Kai Havertz

Mason Mount

Christian Pulisici

Ben Chilwell

Gerard Pique 

João Félix

Ianis Hagi

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Virgil van Dijk

Jens Petter Hauge

Martin Ødegaard

Alexander Sørloth

[qiankunfics]

KunTen Fic Alert

AO3

1.   The Thief by HaloHalo

2. Welcome Home by DestinyHope

3. eye of a magpie by angelic_angel

Summary: As a child, Kun always had a habit of taking things that weren’t his.As an adult, he realises that old habits die hard. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

4. another failed lifetime by thatone_kunstan for nik_nimmi

Summary: In one more lifetime, Qian Kun and Lee Yongqin never quite get the ending right. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

5. How To Spend A Free Evening 101 by DoreenKing

Summary: Qian Kun is a Good Boyfriend™ and okay, maybe he's a little bit domestic, but it works for them. Rating: General  Status: One-Shot

6. An Eternity (Hopefully Spent With You) by AwkwardMirae

Summary: Ten wants to believe Kun is cursed to eternity too. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

7. Captain 🍆💦 by quarterpastnoona

Summary: The story of Ten and Captain 🍆💦 Rating: Explicit   Status: One-Shot

8. Big chance (Love is blinding you). by Cris_ss

Summary: Ten is totally in love with Kun and the good thing is Kun adores him as much. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-shot (part of KunTen courtship story)

9. taste it right off my lips by earthsandwich

Summary: Yangyang sighs. “Is competition some sort of foreplay between you two?”“Maybe,” Ten answers for the both of them, laughing. “It’s kind of exciting.” Rating: Teen  Status:  One-Shot

10. Cat-sìth by YHXLWTK

Summary: Kun travellers to the Scottish highlands to work on some music. A magical creature in the form of a cat distracts him from his work. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

11. catch him if you can by blazingsirius

Finally completed! 

12. what once was by angelic_angel

Summary:Ten comes back to his grandparents' seaside cottage for the summer, running from a life he wants to forget and a past he never wants to remember. Rating: Mature  Status: On-Going

13. Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Anonymous

Summary:Ten has been disappearing for days at a time without warning, coming back with a new piercing and a refusal to acknowledge anything is wrong. Kun is starting to slowly lose his patience. Rating: Mature  Status: One-Shot

14. Trust Worthy by taetens

15. my soul calls for yours. by nik_nimmi

16. On Thin Ice by taetens

17. Lofi Music to study and fall in Love to by Fijou

Summary: Kun firmly believed that listening to music late at night was something incredibly personal. A routine that he had learned to love over long nights spent studying, mellow beats and his cat the only ones keeping him company. And lately, a stranger by the username Ten10_0. Rating: Teen  Status: On-Going

18. change in routine by andnowforyaya

Summary: “Hey,” Kun said gently, in the voice he typically used when one of their cats was sleeping on his arm. “Hey, how do you feel?” Rating: General  Status: One-Shot

19. The Fishy Tail of Qian Kun by besthonestliar

Summary: Kun is just living his typical idol life when boom, he's suddenly a mermaid. How's this going to work? Rating: Teen   Status: On-Going

20. saturdays by andnowforyaya

Summary: There was something magical about Saturdays. Kun usually woke early, around 7 or 8, to go for a nice, long, leisurely run around the park, and when he returned, Louis and Leon would greet him at the front door, tails high in the air, meowing impatiently for Kun to fill their food bowls.  Rating: General   Status: One-Shot

21. this is not the kunten-t we signed up for by writesinfontuwu

Summary: If only the soundproofing of the walls worked, he wouldn't have to deal with the not-so-innocent sounds (read: butt slaps) from the two oldest. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

22. No Biting by taetens

23. Missing Spark by taetens

24. a million cups by rainingover

Summary: It’s something Kun’s found himself doing a lot— automatically doing things for Ten, just because. Because he wants to, because it feels right. It's automatic, like breathing, or blinking. Rating: General  Status: One-Shot

25. Friday I'm in Love

Summary: He doesn’t know why and how, though the more he considers it, the more he wills himself to come to the conclusion that he's feeling this way because Ten is the best friend he never thought he would have. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

26. 6:30 am | kunten! by jayprkz

27.  keep it going, lovebound by earthsandwich

Summary: Kun and Ten are suspish, Yangyang is confused, and Xiaojun is just there for the drama. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

28. dig deeper, you're a keeper by primroseshows

Summary: Ten gets fed up with Kun's Jay Chou obsession and decides to play a game to get back at him. Ten's crush has nothing to do with it. Rating: Mature  Status: One-Shot

29. A (Very) Fluffy Secret by Sicc_01

Summary: WayV's cute and curious moments with Kun, the shy and fluffy kitsune. Rating: Teen Status: On-going

30. oral argument by illie

31. Wrong (Right) Ad by Alette

32. Countdown from Nine by MailOrderBride

33. then have my lips the sin that they have took

Summary: Ten falls in love with Kun. This isn't a problem, if you leave aside the fact that he is a vampire and Kun is a werewolf - and that they are both sworn enemies. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

34. make it happen (kiss and makeup) by miramiro

Summary: Wherein Kun applying eyeliner on Ten makes them drift apart and ten years later, brings them together. Rating: Teen   Status: One-Shot

35. Me, My Boyfriend, And His Fucking Midi by doiemination (sweetmedusaaa)

Summary:Ten has a lot of tips when it comes to dating a Capricorn. Rating: Teen Status: One-shot

36. The Lucky Hare's Menu by VAMPIROKUN

Summary: In which Kun's a chef that wants nothing more than for his restaurant to be successful, and Ten is a food critic who is bad at hiding his feelings. Their story doesn't really start there, though. Rating: Teen  Status: Completed  

37. kitchen island by snowyleeknow

Summary: Kun loves Ten more than he hates the fact that Ten keeps sitting on the damn kitchen island. Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot 

38. airplane, love (come with me) by earthsandwich

39. The Cat Problem by starlitsprout

Summary: Ten needs a cat sitter. Johnny finds him a Disney prince lookalike with pretty dimples to solve his problem. Whatever else happens, is up to Ten.  Rating: General  Status: One-Shot 

40. Broken Line by taetens

Summary: A tiny thread, so minuscule yet impactful, leads to the one thing everyone but Qian Kun wants: a soulmate.  Rating: Teem  Status: One-Shot 

41. first dates (and other disasters) by snowyleeknow

Summary:  Yangyang provokes Ten by telling him he'd be terrible at first dates. Ten proves him wrong a little too well. Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot 

42. Commercial Flying (and Crying) by Mntsnflrs

43.  If I Really Love You by devinemoon

Summary: Ten falls in love with someone who keeps running away from it. Rating: Teen   Status: One-Shot 

44. Mystery Boy by taetens

45. Five (5) by Josferatu

46. cola chupa chups (pick me) by miramiro

Summary: Kun is not amused, and vows to make sure his "secret admirer" won't be for too long either. Rating: Teen Status: On-Going

47. the arrangement by evijuls

Summary: In the car to the studio, Ten’s mind drifts to a year back, when he and Kun made their arrangement. That arrangement that he sometimes hates with everything he has and sometimes it’s the only thing that keeps him going. Rating: Teen   Status: One-Shot

48. Moonwalk by hyuckaboo

49.electric magnetic by miramiro

50. sorry about the mess by andnowforyaya

51.  to reach you by mysheeples

Summary: Yangyang finds himself with some free time and finally understands what's going on between Ten and Kun. Frustration ensues. Rating: General   Status: One-Shot 

52. c'est ça l'amour by camellia117

53. in tongues and quiet sighs by evijuls

Summary:It was their first kiss, and it was Kun who made a move, and his lips were soft and confident, and hot, and the movements of his tongue made something inside of Ten flutter. Like fucking butterflies. Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot 

54. Fakers by taetens

55. You Are a Keeper by jiaqins

56. kiss me more by kingnyoungie

Summary: “We could be fucking something,” Ten sings along quite loudly—he’s letting loose, give him a break! Work’s been up his ass and this has been the only time he could ever— Rating: Teen   Status: One-Shot

57. right from the start by evijuls

Summary: Sometimes Kun thinks that Ten knows each of them even better than they do themselves and all he wants is to be the person who knows Ten just as well. Better than anyone else. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot 

58.  things you said after you kissed me by itsgameover

59.  Loving you is a comfort by nik_nimmi

[samsflannel]

survey results are in!

sorry, this is gonna be a long post. yesterday i posted a survey with a list of polls regarding Supernatural, and it was SO much fun. I got over 300 responses, which was A LOT to sort through for the short responses, but I’ve gathered all the “data” and here it is! My responses to each poll will be under the screenshots (they are in groups of 2). I’m going to include the short answer responses in another post. ENJOY!

1. Starting off strong.

2. Pleased with this one as well.

3. Yep, I expected this response from most of us.

4. Sami, I made the wincest and destiel response just for you. YW.

5. CMON YOU GUYS......live a little!!! samjack sexy

6. I’m not really surprised that Playthings got the bulk of votes here, but I think my vote would have been 8x23.

7.  :)

8. i’m disappointed that more people didn’t choose the yellow one tbh

9. it is sexy. it is. wake up.

10. i love Dean, but he’s definitely an asshole. and that’s what makes him a great character!

11. hehe.....i understand why not a lot of people picked noncon bait....u r valid its ok im gross.

12. WHO THE FUCK PICKED NO......have you ever consumed media

13. WBK.

14. damn, Dean kinda got the short end here! a lot of samgirls took this survey

15. i get why you wouldn’t like Bugs bc it does have harmful stereotypes about native ppl but the rest of it is peak season 1 wdymmm

16. almost 50/50 here! old vs new fans we love to see it. I am definitely wincest old guard.

17. YEP. Eric Kripke needs shock therapy for that one

18. The fact that some people admitted to being dry.....tragic. I think Eileen is a great character but they are NOT endgame.

19. SO YOURE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND ADMIT HOW WRONG YOU ARE??

20. ugh. yeah. same.

21. who tf picked blue. cmon. red meat incest agenda.

22. SAM MOMMY MILKERS!!!!! hucow sam <3

23. Mixed on this one! My response is obviously yellow :)

24. I do think Bobby favored Dean somewhat.

25. Johnzazel agenda so true

26. HIGHKEY CANON. AND SEXY

27. someone requested a combination of blue and yellow and you’re so right i apologize.

28. mixed on this one for top vs bottom fans! almost a 50/50 split

29. ANNA DID NOTHING WRONG

30. I can’t believe this one is almost 50/50. Ruby girlboss you guys are haters

31. again. admitting you’re dry. THEY FUCKED

32. yeah :(

33. Q-anon level conspiracy theory.

34. I actually fall into the blue. I do believe Cas was in love with Dean, but not the other way around. I think Cas loving Dean makes wincest so much more spicy

35. I love sam so much

36. those of you who answered yes........join my movement.

37. c’mon. even if you don’t ship wincest you need to admit this one.

38. sorry this one was self-indulgent.

39. JESS PEGGED SAM.

40. idk, i personally think Cassie deffo pegged Dean. She has top energy.

41. So all the people who answered no have definitely not read the fic (were too young to remember it) or are squicked by underage which is ok! its one of those fics i read back in 2010 so i have fond memories of it

42. hahahah you guys were mean on this one

43. it’s canon bro sorry

44. thank god this one was majority yellow

45. i give wincestiel a valid pass! dean has multiple holes

46. Jack is hole <3

47. I actually think both are great (and ppl were mad I didn’t have that option srry) but deanpussy is incredible and underrated.

48. SEXY>>>>>>

49. thank you for enabling me.

50. can you guess the redacted part? it was: insert various objects into himself :))))

51. ok heres the big question! i’m not surprised ilysmmbb won, but i personally vote for “yeah, there he is” !! i think its underrated and such a tender moment.

52. i’m in the blue. i like cas.

53. i actually am in the yellow on this one. i think its more realistic, although blue is hot forsure

54. top 3 cas moment right there.

55. objectively yes on this one. thank god for COVID- *gets shot at*

56. sorry this was shady i’m not really like this usually haha. i think death is my fave besides Rowena

57. obviously i’m in the red. i’m shocked that so many people said Yes.......

58. Clearly.

59. I enjoyed fan fiction! i love campy episodes as you all know (like Dog Dean afternoon and such) so i loved fan fiction. it was a nice nod to someone like me who has been watching for a long time.

60. HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO ANDY IS. i wish he would have been in the show longer........

61. uh....yeah.

62. Yeah c’mon. Dean would and you know it.

63. Thank god you guys didn’t fuck this up. I would agree, but Corbett is a close second for me.

64. IN THE RED BABY!!!!

65. we love a man bleeding out. we do.

66. i actually think misha is chill with J2 but.....you can’t deny J3 have more chemistry.

67. I uh......don’t think Dean would be a great father. is this me projecting my own issues with my father onto Dean? maybe,,,,

68. i’m surprised this was so negative! I think i would be interested

69. thanks for reading my shitty poetry!! i also had s4 dean in mind when writing this

70. CMON.....ITS KINDA SEXY CMON.......that spice of battered wife syndrome.......violent man in the house.......sam beaten down....im barking

71. haha yessss go yellow.

72. go yellow again.

73. I think I would actually vote yellow on this one. what a sweet and beautiful thing to say to someone, and its so very DEAN.

74. mhm. i think so. 

75. SEXY CONTROLLING OLDER BROTHER!!!!!

76. no idea why people answered yes to this one. that punch was fucked up. was it sexy? thats another story,,

77. WOKE. 

78. I do. I love pilot Dean.

79. Dean is a carfucker. any side of the fandom can recognize that

80. thank you GREEN!!!!!!

81. Sam is bi wtf! Sera Gamble erasure

82. Padackles commune <33333 they all fuck and they don’t know whose kid is whose!!!! (not really but this is sexy)

83.  THESE BROTHERS ARE WEIRD FOR SURE.