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menlove · 2 months ago

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the fact that so many men are incapable of cleaning up after themselves in public restrooms is actually my biggest beef with men

#like oh my god.......... why #it takes 2 seconds #also as someone who's been in both never buy ppl saying women's are just as bad they REALLY aren't #like once a month you'll run into some bullshit but in men's it's every time. eeeeevery time #like wipe up your piss. also how are you getting shit all over the seat #fucking lord.

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teagosworld · 1 year ago

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YouTuber ick: multiple hour long videos with glaring research mistakes. You’re not “thorough”, you’re stuffing anything you can find to extend the video length

#if I can debunk whole sections of video with a single google search I’m out #for the love of god look up how to pronounce someone’s name #it takes 2 seconds #YouTube #commentary #you could shave an hour off by just cutting out everytime he repeats himself #fuck it I wasn’t gonna say who this was abt but idc #inabber #I have so many other problems with his content #but that’s a post for another time

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jake-kiszkas-smirk · 2 years ago

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Oh hi, not trying to be rude or anything but if I get recommended a fic by a writer who doesn’t have their age in their bio I’m not reading it 🤷🏼‍♀️

#it takes 2 seconds #sorry I’m sure you’re very talented

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witchybimbocow · 20 days ago

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In one hour I'm blocking every follower that does not have an age in the bio or pinned.

Heres your final warning.

#seriously #i have a timer set #fix it #or get blocked #it takes 2 seconds #witchybimbocow

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #mangle #abby schmidt #mike schmidt #fnaf 2 #HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH BUT FR #the big thing I was looking forward to doing was doing some horror art!#obviously if you’ve followed me for awhile #every October I’ll do a handful of spookier art than usual #I don’t have grand plans but we’ll see where the art takes me #wanted to start with something for the next movie #again can’t wait to see mangle in it #I’m so curious how they’ll look or move #if you’ve seen how they move in Help wanted #you just know they’ll be terrifying #mangle is the number one thing I’m looking forward to in the second film #originally in my draft for this I exaggerated mangle quite a bit #but decided to be more accurate cause mangle on their own is freaky #just a lot of their screens in the og game are truly haunted #love mango 🩷

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mushtoons · 6 months ago

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miku!!! would like for you to click ur links!

adding this cuz im not happy with the coloring fhfjfj no but fr click ur links and help people in palestine

#palestine #hatsune miku #mycel doodles #oohh look famous idol Hatsune Miku!! yall should do what she asks and CLICK THE BUTTONS PLEASE!!#takes 2 seconds to help 💕

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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alongside someone like you

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fushiita #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 266 #jjk leaks #i feel like i say this after every piece at this point but iam once again. SO TIRED #collapses dead #cries i did it again i ws up all last night finishing the first 1.....tht one took *counts* 8 hours...#got 3 hrs sleep n picked up where i left off on th second one at 8 in the morning #2nd one absolutely ruined me n made the third one feel like a herculean task . even tho its literally just them on a bed #rooms....KITCHENS......beloathed!!!! public enemy no1 kill on sight!!!!!!#hell is real and they make u render different rooms of houses from scratch no perspective tool no clue what ur doing #n they see how long it takes u to completely lose it #clipped yuujis bangs back tho n i thought tht was cute . silver linings #1ST ONE WAS SO FUN ALSO idk if its bc outdoor environments r forgiving or bc i had more energy n was fresh faced n hopeful or what #but it is by far my favourite. once again pulled out nearly every nature brush in my arsenal #third one meh simple safe soft w/e i was just so exhausted after th kitchen tht working on it was such a slog #oh ya i added a bunch of scars 2 yuuji's arms n lobbed off his ring finger sighs the yuuji injury list (tm) grows every minute #also HINA USE YELLOW CHALLENGE CLEAR golden hour in2 sunset my beloved <333 easy warm light + safe homey Peaceful vibes...bless #cries eternally thinking abt them let us have this let THEM have this pls thank u #ok i need to not look at these anymore take them enjoy my contribution 2 the domestic itfs pile

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thunderpot · 4 months ago

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Macbeth moshang,

#moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #sv #scum villain #twitter is now officially banned in brazil #meaning I moved to bsky #in honor of this occasion #I decided to take out yet another art #this time the macbeth parody #inspired by those cool play posters #bc they rly work well for moshang I think!#also other 2 things:#sqh is the crown and the sword and I honestly think he loves this #and the second thing is that I will never get tired of making sqh focused only on mbj #while mbj is breaking the 4th wall to smite us all with his eyes #yes mbj; we dare look at your sqh hehehehehe

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welcometogrouchland · 10 months ago

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[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!)#so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!)#when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :]#idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #mine

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thebctman · 1 month ago

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I’m going to go insane over the fact that Ekko and Powder’s dance scene was animated in 4 fps, the same amount of time he was able to rewind.

Also in his fight on the bridge in season 1, it takes exactly 4 seconds for Ekko to hit her in the fight.

And in the scene where Ekko is trying to talk Jinx down, we see that Jinx has IV still marked on her face. While it is a nod to Vi’s tattoo, IV also means 4. The 4 seconds that Ekko kept on reusing when convincing her to live.

#arcane #Jayce may have had to walk through hell but Ekko had to give up heaven #he was trying so hard to stay in that moment forever #Also in his fight on the bridge in season 1 it takes exactly 4 seconds #for Ekko to hit her in the fight.#arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers #jinx arcane #jinx #jinx league of legends #arcane ekko #Ekko #ekko arcane #ekkojinx #ekko league of legends #timebomb #ekko x jinx

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU #I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by #and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is #You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)

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myiliterallyhavenolifegoals · 1 year ago

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i'm unwell!!! because in stede's eyes, ned low was right!! ned says "he [ed] only likes you because of your bumbling amateur status" and calls stede blackbeard's "pet" just like izzy did in series 1

so stede steps up as a captain, kills the man who harmed his crew, and suddenly, for once in stede's life, he isn't a joke! the gentleman pirate is taken seriously and welcomed into the pirate community!

and what happens less than 24 hours later? ed calls their night together a mistake, AND LEAVES.

yes, obviously the situation is more nuanced, and these old men are once again struggling to communicate, but i 100% understand why stede went a bit of the rails at the end of episode 7. stede's been so focused on trying to help ed, that he's completely ignored his own ongoing identity crisis and trauma, and after the incident at the academy in series 1, this meltdown was long overdue.

#yes he's being a bitch but it's IN CHARACTER #just because you don't agree with his actions doesn't make it bad writing guys c'mon it's good omens 2 all over again #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed x stede #rhys darby #i'm a stede apologist first and a homie second i'm sorry lmaoo #i got so excited when i saw the flashback to him as a little boy bc finally!!! stede's trauma gets to be addressed!!!#edit: HE SLEPT WITH ED TO TAKE THE POISON AND TURN IT INTO POSITIVITY WAIT A SECOND WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

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alexturntable · 1 month ago

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