#it sure friggen does!

[muffinsin]

Greetings. I know thyeth awaiteds of trial, aka, thoueths inbox, is full of requests, so, if thou doth perchance chooseth to bless thy anon, by choosing to grant myith humble pleads, take your time.

I sincerely ask of thou to consider thy dumb lil giggleshits by writing about the dimitrescu sisters (seperate, not as a polycule) reactions to their s/o (thats us!!! Thats you!!!) outright demanding to be 'bitten better' after getting a large wound/scar/scab or something, because, like, if im correct, thats just like, alot of ur bloodcells rising to reform damaged skin??? or something?? Idk. I failed science. I just think it would be funny to be like '(BELA/CASSANDRA/DANIELA), GIT OVER HERE AND BITE ME,, I HAVE PLACES TO BE AND I DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE HOW I TRIPPED AND FELL ONTO THE HANDLE (?? Do they have handles?) OF UR DUMB (friggen) SICKLE!!!"

I thanketh thee for thoueth time.

with utmost respect, thoueths truely,

Corvina, aka, stupid, medieval-talking dork.

-⚔️🧷

Haha I love this!! XD That’s some fancy talk right there🧐🎩! (Cassandra likes to insist on your point, biting to make her lover feel better. She’s just helping, really!)

Now, let’s get into this!🙌 :)

Masterlists

Bela

You’re bored, waiting for your girlfriend to finish up her work

Really, you doubt it will ever be finished, but at the very least Bela promised to set limits for herself as it comes to work, to avoid overworking herself, and to allow her to spend more time with you

Now, she probably would be more motivated to wrap things up immediately if she knew what you’re up to

Bored as you are, you desperately need something to do

And really, the castle- or village in general- doesn’t offer too much that doesn’t include murder

And even that isn’t your thing, at the very least not without Bela

As such you find yourself sitting at the unoccupied desk in her room, lazily playing with the sickle she left there for her nightly hunt

You’re sure she wouldn’t mind! After all, it’s not like you’re breaking it!

You’re merely playing with it!

What could go-

You flinch when it slips from you, then yelp when it’s sharp blade slices through your inner thigh, then falls from the chair and to the ground, at last laying bloodied between your shaking legs

Oh oh…

You whine a little as you look down at the cut, deep, but hardly lethal

The sight of the bloodied flesh and the feeling of the painful ache surrounding it is enough to have you run off to find Bela

Which is precisely why you find yourself the way you do now, sat down in her office chair, your face flushed and cheeks burning up as you look down at her

Her lips and tongue tending to your cut, her body below you as she kneels between your legs

Needless to say, it’s an explicit looking image, one that has your entire body tingle

Yet, the glare she shoots you over and over again has your thoughts stay in the gutter

You pat her hair apologetically, scratching softly at her scalp just the way she likes it

Soon enough, thankfully, your cut stops bleeding and no longer aches this much

Still, you know her work is not yet done

As such, you send her a shy smile, apologizing for foolishly playing with her weapon yet again

You don’t think it wise to point out that you only did so because you were bored. Her glare is deadly enough as is

Though, it’s adorable how her eyes soften when you scratch her scalp just right

And, admittedly, she looks adorable with her lips and chin stained in your blood

You gasp when she bites down beside the cut, then at the other side

Again and again, and again and again does she tend to the gentle bites

Soon, your entire thigh is throbbing, but experience tells you the sensation will pass soon and the skin will heal fast

You lean back against the chair as she rises and reaches into her drawer

You throw her a weak smile when she bandages you up, and can’t help but grin when she kisses your forehead

Your cheeks heat up again when she grabs your face, raising an eyebrow at you

Still, you can’t help but smile at her

“Don’t touch my things again”, she warns, her tone playful

You nod, happily taking the kiss you receive in return

Cassandra

You love Cassandra

You love every part of her, treasure her sadism and need to cause trouble as much as her rare, softer sides

You love her creativity, her love for the crafts

You love her weapons, and love that she builds and collects them

What you love less, however, is that she has a habit of leaving them out

And not only in the armory, out of their assigned spots

Not even only in her room, which is more like a battlefield with sickles and swords, axes and daggers scattered across the ground and the desks

No, your girlfriend instead leaves her weapons all around the castle for everyone to stumble into

Such as today

Admittedly, you were a little careless today, a little spaced out, not very conscious of your actions…admittedly, she told you not to be that at the castle

But, your little hypocrite of a girlfriend is just that, too!

Only has she never had an accident like this…

If she did, you’d regret not having it on camera

You open the closet, half humming to yourself, half zoned out

That is, until one of the weapons she stupidly forgot in there falls

She’s likely shut the closet with the weapon leaning against its door, careless as usual, or perhaps waiting for a maid to open her little death trap next

Instead, it’s you

You hiss and flinch away, yelling in all; surprise, anger, shock, fear and pain as your arm is sliced open

Blood drips from it and you immediately slap your palm across the cut, gritting your teeth at the searing pain

Not lethal, but likely to leave a scar

And still, your scream and the scent of your blood immediately attracts attention

When Cassandra swarms inside, you briefly allow yourself to think of grabbing the damn sickle and whacking it across her head, before grasping her shoulders and shaking her until your little troublemaker of a girlfriend begins to clean up her things

Countless times have you told her to be more careful!

To stop leaving her sharp tools everywhere!

By the look in your eye, the open closet and the sickle on the ground she immediately figures out what must have happened

In her eyes, you find worry, mixed with guilt and embarrassment

She knows, she’s about to get an earful and you aren’t likely to let her off the hook for that one anytime soon

She attempts to shoot you a smile, and while normally you’d return it, the pain has you only scowl at her in a mix of annoyance, love, and anger

You decide, she caused this

And she will fix it

Naturally

“Down”, you groan, clutching the bleeding cut on your arm

With surprising submission, she falls to her knees, her eyes wide and a surprised gasp falling from her lips when you press your arm to her face

It doesn’t even take a second for her to latch on

Gently, she pries your skin away to lick at the blood, her tongue slow and steady, her movements careful rather than bloodthirsty and wild

She knows, she isn’t really allowed to feed from you now

She’s meant to fix her mistake, so long as she doesn’t want to sleep on the cold side of the bed, something she detests, when her favorite spot is on top of you

Nonetheless, your girlfriend is moaning at your taste immediately, rolling her eyes subtly when you ramble on and scold her

You roll your eyes back at her playfully

You can’t truly be angry at her, not when her tongue and teeth are already working wonders at numbing the throbbing pain in your arm

You allow her to work on the wound for what feels like half an hour, sending flies onto the skin here and there

You aren’t entirely willing to think about their spit on you, but appreciate it when you feel your skin first tingle, then pull together slightly again

At the very least, your loving sadist knows how to treat wounds

Daniela

Some might call you clumsy

“Some” including your girlfriend and her sisters, and perhaps even yourself, if you swallow down your pride

And really, it doesn’t take all that much for you to get into trouble

Especially with your girlfriend, trouble is pretty much on the menu each day

What clumsiness you have, your girlfriend often adds to with her carelessness

As such, there have been countless incidents of running through the castle and slipping on some of the blood she carelessly spilled in the halls

Or the times she left her weapons out

Now that, is disaster waiting to happen

Often, more often than you’d like to admit, you end up injuring yourself with them somehow

Such as today

You’re racing past the halls again, eager to find your girlfriend

You know just where, too

The library, her favorite spot on a cool day like this

You giggle at the thought of her curled up by the fire, cuddled up among countless pillows and such

As you daydream, you begin to pay less and less attention to where you’re going

Or rather, what’s in your way

As such, you don’t see the sharp blade of her favourite sword sticking out of the vase in your way until the last second

And as such, your happiness is quickly interrupted when you catch a glimpse of it and quickly try to dodge it

Only does “dodging it” mean stumbling over your legs, failing to catch yourself on the railing of the stairs and tumbling down

The worst?

This isn’t the first time you accidentally fell down the stairs to the main hall

As you clutch your hip in pain, you can’t help but think:

You can’t let Cassandra and Bela know of this. Their teasing would never end!

Daniela though…surely she can keep her mouth shut if you confide in her

Besides, the ugly bruise on your hip should be treated

And who better to treat it than your lover?

When you find her, she’s over the moon to see you

She immediately abandons her blankets and pillows, books and snacks to wrap her arms around you

Still, worry, then humor glistens in her eyes when you wince a little once her hand connects with your hip

It seems, it only takes her a few moments to figure out what must have happened

Or at the very least that you got yourself into trouble again

You roll your eyes as she giggles, allowing her to lead you to her spot among the books

Below you is a thick, fluffy blanket, surrounding you and supporting your head are perfect pillows

You feel yourself starting to relax already, slowly lifting your shirt to expose the forming bruise at your hip

She coos a little at it

Then, a kiss is placed to it, and you can’t help but smile again

You will always take your girlfriend kissing your wounds better

Stroking her hair and relaxing against the pillows, you feel her teeth gently sink into the skin around the bruise

Never too much, nor too deep

Just right

Just enough for your skin to tingle and throb a little

You whisper a little, speaking of what happened

And she listens, only occasionally hums against your skin or presses kisses to it

Soon, you feel your hip calm again, instead she moves on top of you

“Want me to kiss it better some more?”, she asks, a sly grin forming at her lips

How could you refuse?

[drifting-pieces-blog-blog]

Do you have any opinions on Batman vs Moon Knight? Not who would win in a fight because that's lame and boring, but how they compare as characters.

I'mma hit you up in a different way you weren't expecting. Because this has been sitting on my DC hidden knowledge shelf for YEARS.

(I'll get back to your original question in a bit, promise).

Let me tell you about DC's answer to Moon Knight: Ragman!

He really isn't a direct parody… as far as I'm aware….But it's REALLY suspicious.

He was created in 1976 by Robert Kanigher and artist Joe Kubert.

(Moon Knight first appeared in 1975 in Werewolf by Night #32.)

And Marvel and DC did these sort of 'coincidences' quite often. They'd create one character with specific traits and then the other publisher would suddenly ALSO have a new character with the same traits. They were always juuuuust different enough to not raise TOO many eyebrows.

Now, Ragman was originally an Irish character that got revised to being a Jewish character and was later connected to the Golem of Prague figure from folklore in 1991.

Ragman's suite is quite… colorful… and is actually made up of MANY different souls, which leads him to often get involved in supernatural and mystical sorts of threats. The suit will collect new souls and often pits Ragman against his suit to prevent it from just….sucking in new ones.

Now, back in the original time line, Ragman was a Vietnam vet and his suit origins changed a few times. Either way, when his suit gets a new soul, he grains their experience and abilities. Things changed again in 2017.

He's an interesting character and an interesting ability with his suit and such. Plus, he was another Jewish character in a time when this wasn't very common!

Now, unlike Moon Knight, Ragman was never a super popular character. He has persisted and they even put him in the Green Arrow show once. I think it's a case of them not settling on a solid background and then not knowing what to do with him. A similar thing could have happened to Moon Knight…. and almost did… when Marvel just couldn't decide what to do with him.

Then there was a huge thing back in the day about people complaining that Moon Knight was just a Batman rip off.

There probably still are people out there and memes where Batman and Moon Knight are compared. But honestly, it's just the friggen cape. I mean, SO MANY characters back in the day all looked the same! Menacing shadow in the dark that punches bad guys.

Now, Ragman does still pop up in things now and then. He shows up in big events and things… But I'd be surprised if a lot of people are aware of him.

Some people have also equated Ragman to having a sort of DID as well. The rational is that his suit speaks to him and he can connect to the souls trapped inside. It's not DID. But people looking to make him the DC Moon Knight push it.

He dropped off my radar over the years and I don't know what his current heritage or backstory is since the New 52 DC reboot. If anyone knows, please feel free to chip in.

I do appreciate that DC still throws him into things now and then and have refused to let him fall into obscurity, but maybe if they gave him more of a solid story and a good writer, he could really be something more.

So back to your original question. I've always loved Batman. He was my original comics love from when I was a wee kid.

A LOT of people still complain that Moon Knight is too much like Batman. And I think these people need to actually read the friggin comics for both Moon Knight AND Batman because it's so stupid to think one is like the other.

Sure, both have trauma, but man did they go about it in different ways.

I think they would respect one another if they ever did meet, though Marc is notorious for not exactly getting along well with superheros when he first meets them... (Every single time they get into a fight. Oddly enough the one time he didn't get into a fight was when he met the Punisher and they were instantly BFF.)

The thing is, Batman is a VERY interesting characters....when he has the right writer. And the same goes for Moon Knight. But Moon Knight always holds his personal issues at the front of his story. Batman holds his mask at the front of his story. You always see what Batman wants you to see, where Moon Knight has no ability what so ever to keep the mask in place. (Ironic because now he won't take the mask off and his problems have never been more front and center).

For me, the best Batman stories are when the mask slips and you see the parts of Batman that he doesn't want you to see. When the story hits you the hardest, it's a story that you remember and stays with you.

When it comes to Moon Knight, because you always see under the mask and see the issues they are dealing with, it tends to be the characters around Moon Knight that stick with you.

It is hard to compare them as characters, because they are so different, but perhaps it is the differences that defines them.

When Marc has a break down, it's public and open and honest. He builds himself up and breaks down so often. He's in a constant struggle with self identity, regret, trauma, and the past.

You don't get to see Bruce break down. But you are deeply aware of his trauma. Occasionally you get the struggle with identity, but it's more about his failure to let go of the past that rules his life.

Marc's pain is so public, and Bruce's pain isn't. But everyone KNOWS Bruce's pain. The intense loss of his parents, his childhood, and eventually his everything as he gave up his life for the cowl. They wear their capes for different reasons, but both are compelled to do it. They find their meaning in what they do.

I'm sure someone smarter than me could write a thesis on these two.

[aribirdie]

Wicked: A Review

Alright, I've watched it like a billion times now. And now I have really figured out what I think about this movie.

Lets get the simple good stuff out of the way:

I really love the little details that have went into this movie, the world building, the well-done CGI, basically all the visuals are incredible. The costume design is whimsical and fun, giving a lot of character to the movie. (although I think the asymmetrical buttons on the green jacket that Nessa wears at the beginning is really unflattering, just because it gives the illusion that shes sitting in her chair uncomfortably. She slays like every other look tho so it gets a pass lol.)

I also love the larger inclusion of animals in the movie, giving more reasons to sympathize with them (live, laugh, love Dulcibear). The music is incredibly well written, and I feel that 90% of the music carried over really well into the movie. The scene that really stood out to me in this movie HAS TO BE the dancing scene in the Ozdust Ballroom, the music being silent, then swelling and changing as Glinda joins in. Elphaba CRYINGGG?? it gets me every time.

Now onto the more wicked stuff:

HOWEVER, I think that the 10% that does NOT carry over well is incredibly apparent and even hurts the movie. I think that the spoken parts of the music, namely in No One Mourns the Wicked, where the movie just lets the music cue play, having the governor whisper the word "green." In my opinion, it takes a lot of punch out of the lyrics, and how looked down upon she was at birth. This happens at various times in different songs throughout the movie, but this feels like one of the more obvious and somewhat distracting instances. (Of course this excludes the parts that were written to be spoken, most prominent in The Wizard and I).

Elphie/Erivo

Another major issue I have with the changes to the music comes from how, specifically Cynthia Erivo sings some of the more iconic parts. I know we've all heard the iconic riff, but I wouldn't have a problem with the way she sings it if the movie didn't stop breaking the momentum that part of the song purposefully builds. They keep cutting Cynthia off, breaking the tension, then expecting the audience to care when they try to go back to where she was. When in fact, the would need to rebuild that climax all over again. Now that part of the movie feels more like waiting, impatiently and bored, for her just to do the thing. Rather than being on the edge of our seat, anticipating. And dont even get me started on the "it's MEEEEE" in Defying Gravity

My final gripe with the movie regarding Elphie is her friggen visions. Do they effect her or not? Can she physically see them or are they in her head? I need to movie to stick to its own logic PLEASE. Because in The Wizard and I, she sees the vision on the statue of the Wizard. However, later in the movie while outside Dr. Dillamonds house, it seems so powerful that it knocks her back, and she sees it in her head now. I totally respect that this movie may be making a stylistic choice with her visions, but I really need to know if this is a magic thing she can do (as the Dr. D scene implies), or if its just her being idealistic (Wizard and I).

Erivo does a great job both acting and singing as Elphie. I do think some of her riffs are a little over-chewed, but who can blame her? Such an iconic role, I'm sure she just wanted to leave her own personal mark on it. (and I personally think her "maybe some of us are just different" bit in the first scene with Dr.Dillamond is hard to watch shes #notlikeothergirls. It could've been delivered more as a crashout to make it more compelling imo) However, there is one scene in particular that completely destroys some of the humor of the original musical. Humor that helped keep the whimsical nature of Oz prominent throughout the original show. Right at the beginning of Loathing, where Glinda and Elphie are writing to their respective parents, has the fun moment where Glinda tries to describe Elphie. And Elphie simply describes Glinda as "blonde." In the musical this line was used as a device to encompass how that seemed to be the only word to encompass how annoying Glinda is to Elphie. In the musical, Elphie says it like "shes just a typical blonde," making her seem like a walking eye-roll for Elphie. However, in the movie this line is flippant, a simple fact. Glinda is just blonde. I think that the line delivered this way implies that Elphie doesn't really concern herself with Glinda. Which goes against the next 15 minutes of what the movie describes. The movie shows them feuding, shows how Elphie talks mad shit to Nessa, and yet shes just "blonde" to Elphie?

Glinda/Grande

I really miss the yellow dress, I cant lie. I feel that the change from yellow in the beginning of the first act to her iconic pink during/after the Ozdust Ballroom (Dancing Through Life) strips some subtle character building from her. The yellow in the beginning helped show her off as a flat, blonde, rival. But then when she really connects with Elphaba she changes inside and out. She becomes pink, a mix of colors, as opposed to a primary, simple one. She becomes a more complex character that we as an audience see differently.

Side note: I also think that she is too platinum blonde, it really washes Ariana out, making her seem vaguely beige in comparison to the vibrancy of Elphie. And throughout the movie, it doesn't change with her, which I think the change to pink from yellow would have really helped to highlight.

I know that this next one is really about to make some stans very mad. I think that Ariana is just not camp enough to be Glinda. I know, and I'm sorry to all her stans, but I think that she was just really flat to watch in comparison to Cynthia. While I think she has some shining moments like "I didn't get my way" causing her to be carried by her side-character friends, or "I can't hear your responses because this is a letter," there are far too many moments where the jokes or subtle silliness of Glinda has falls short. (then when Kristen Chenoweth comes out it really feels like a smack down on Grande tbh, the MOUTH SMACK WAS SO FUNNYY)

Example: When Glinda and Elphie are exchanging secrets after Dancing Through Life, there were so many opportunities for her line delivery to be expressive and out there. But instead she says it all in one sentence in the same tone. "okay I'll go first" could've been delivered in a more, begrudging silly way, to emphasize that she really wants to go first. Rather than said in one flat tone. I think it really would have given Glinda more character, and more chances to become a sympathetic person for the audience to connect with.

Now, I hear you all chanting: "SHE WAS FUN IN POPULAR!!"

And you are SO right. Popular is really her chance to shine, and to be silly, over the top, etc. And she does take this chance, but this feels like a glimpse into the Glinda we could've had. In the scene afterward, Glinda is back in her muted pink uniform, washing her out again, not even a glimpse that shes different from her experience with Elphie aside from the fact that she sits with her now.

Now I hear you chanting once again (damn yall stop yelling): "MAYBE SHES ONLY BOISTEROUS AROUND ELPHIE, SOCIETAL PRESSURES MAKE HER ALL DEMURE AND MUTED, ETC"

AND TO THAT I SAY i disagree. The train scene shows Glinda being the same amount of expressive as she was in the BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE. She talks more but at the same tone/level, AND HER CLOTHES IN "ONE SHORT DAY," WITH NO OTHER CLASSMATES AROUND ARE STILL MUTEDDDD. I know that this movie is meant to try to tone her down a bit so that she doesn't come off as completely ridiculous.

HOWEVER I really think it means that we lose a lot of her character, and we lose what makes Glinda a fun sympathetic character. In the movie she's less lovable because she's less silly, making it harder to feel like we're losing an integral part of the story when she leaves Elphie. ESPECIALLY in her costumes, the vibrancy was such a wonderful contrast to Elphie's dark black clothes. I am so sad they nerfed my comphet girl. These changes make Elphie and Glinda's split feel very different. In the musical it really feels like they've changed eachother. Whereas in the movie, we see Elphie change, but Glinda barely seems different (thanks to the lack of drastic/noticable costume changes #bringbacktheyellow, and the fact that she seems muted in tone with classmates, AND the Wizard/Madame Morrible).

I truly hope that for the second part of the movie, she really shows this contrast off better (spoiler alert), between how happy she was being best friends with Elphie to how sad she is to put on a happy face for the people of Oz. I really hope she allows herself to act more out there, just as her side character friends do, and just as how Elphie/Cynthia even acts at times.

GELPHIE

alright, now that all that's out of the way, i feel that it is incredibly important to mention that I am a GELPHIE TRUTHER. Glinda is the only one who truly knows that Elphaba DOES care what others think, and dances with her. Glinda is the first to accept Elphie and to call her beautiful.. I know that Fiyero becomes more developed in the next act, and maybe it will convince me to accept the heteros (/j). BUT if it follows the musical (as it almost definitely will), GELPHIE all the way.

"maybe you're not as powerful as you think you are." Is one of the most heartbreaking lines in the movie for me. And not because Glinda is "being mean," but because it sounds likes she's hoping that Elphie isn't. She doesn't want Elphie to go, she doesn't want to shake up the world. She wants to be able to be WITH her. But she can't take that leap. She can't go against everything she knows, sending her with a cape into the world during Defying Gravity.

Despite being different people on different paths, they truly accept each other, and make each other better people.

If that isn't a love story then I don't know what is.

If you read all of that THANK YOU. I hope you enjoyed my takes or at least got the chance to see the movie from a different perspective. While this movie has some issues I think it was practically perfect.

TLDR:

Casting: 8/10

Costumes/set design: 9.5/10 (the Ozdust Ballroom is STUNNING)

Singing: 10/10

Adaptation from Original: 9/10

Overall: 9/10

[roughentumble]

ok here's how i picture it once wade buys a place for them all using his merc money, and peter moves in. obviously they dont stick to these bedrooms specifically they all rotate and sleep sometimes three to a bed etc etc, this is just to illustrate that there's enough bedrooms for each of them assuming they share a bed every night. or have bunk beds in each room i guess. and maybe each labeled room is where their clothes live

althea is the only one for sure in that room cuz its the closest to being on the ground floor and she's not getting any younger. when wade and vanessa finally have a kid, and eddie and venom spawn a symbiote child, the little lounge on the top floor gets turned into a nursery and logan uses all his building knowledge to make a Very secure gate to the stairs so the baby does not fall down. they like that the baby is centrally located so there's always an adult nearby to take care of it.

i accidentally put laura and gambit in the biggest room but let's just say that the standing invitation is "one of the open beds is yours" and none of them are "laura's bed". the biggest room has the biggest bed and often has 3+ people sleeping in it in a pile. remy usually sleeps on the couch anyway to give laura privacy which she appreciates.

peter gets the Nice Room as his lab because it has a closet to store supplies, a nearby washroom in case of emergency, and lots of windows+a balcony in case of an even bigger emergency. lots of modes of egress, and if there's smoke or fumes its easiest to air out.

eddie gets a little closet as his office because he wants it to be a tiny corner he hides away in to get work done where no one can bother him.

the basement is where all the weapons, ammo, and superhero gear lives. it also has a little sewing machine in the corner for wade, who is their resident seamstress. it's a bit of a mess and a tight fit, getting four heroing outfits, a huge assortment of weapons, plenty of tech, and an assortment of odds and ends that belong to gambit and laura, and a sewing corner, all in one not huge basement. but they make it work. lots of ikea shelving and lots of guns hanging on peg boards. the rest of the house also has weapons on the walls, stuff thats used as ornamentation but is also functional, but theyre all out of the reach of baby and toddler hands.

there's also superhero costumes and weapons and tech stashed away in corners all over the house because you never know when there'll be an emergency and what you'll be caught in.

he also spent an obscene amount reinforcing the house against, like, everything before they moved in. no earthquakes or fires or lightning are fucking up this house nosiree. if his family's living there, and its holding all his secrets and weapons, its gonna withstand a bomb dropping on it. reinforced windows so no snipers can take em out, etc etc

on a lighter note, since nobody has a car and it's new york so you can just friggen walk or take the subway, they maybe rip up all the driveway and replace it with plants. like they make a little stone path to the door, and the hot tub, and its really not THAT much space overall to make green, but its nice to have some ground cover instead of a big parking space for a car they dont have or need. if they need to get somewhere fast peter will just swing them its fine

[breadandblankets]

talking with andy, so now im thinking about Bruce lmao, mostly the fact that you have to fanonize characters to a certain extent to basically define what Kind of character youre serving, there are too many differences between canons that it can be Really hard to pin down who youre even talking about.

Im sure my Bruce is irrevocably colored by my love of UTRH, Batgirl(s), and Metal, and that i usually prefer my bruce as part of the batfam and not as part of the wider DC universe

At his core, Bruce is a messy messy character, and thats what makes him so fun tbh, hes got this high stubbornness that bulldozes the line right into ego, where he is convinced that he is right and doesn't need to tell anyone else things, so many stories play out because Bruce is on a Mission and doesn't tell anyone else the important details leading to someone else stumbling into his Mission and things going fubar

he tries to logic and reason his way out of every situation, leading to him not taking people's feeling into account, but then when he gets overly emotional (usually when hes out of his depth and overwhelmed) he lashes out in anger and ends up hurting people (sometimes literally, re baterang)

but i think that after jason's death bruce had a very hard time being a father figure and not a commanding officer and Tim does not make that Any Easier (not that i blame Tim for Bruce's fuck ups, hell no, but Tim does Not want to be parented in Any situation). I think about how long it took Cass to get adopted vs Jason and go ://// I think that difference alone makes it clear just how Bruce was doing after Death in the Family.

even after jason's back he's still mourning his son, and there are some great fics that have talked about that, mourning is not something you can really stop even if the person in question comes back i don't think, the trauma is still there no matter what

In a more meta sense, DC writers doing grimdark made him honestly genuinely unlikable, if you hate grimdark bruce i do Not blame you, making Batman all "grounded" and "gritty" just makes me root for the rogue to put me out of my friggen misery already

I think on some level a lot (if not most) of us are projecting our issues and lack thereof with our fathers onto Bruce, either he reminds you of your father (affectionate) or (derogatory). I know im definitely projecting mine!

That's kinda why i write him as a messy fuck up that does his best and fucks up anyway but ultimately tries to get better. I let his kids forgive him for his mistakes, and he forgives them for theirs, cause thats what i want to see

[forevermoreamoron]

Malevolent makes me want to violently BITE at the air while also calmly recommending it to someone I care about.

I never knew one day I would say out loud, with complete seriousness: "Damn, poor little blind English boi ....having to try and understand eldritch horror beyond his comprehension."

"Damn, poor fragmented discarded piece of the Yellow King, not knowing who he is fully except yes he does and he's not sure if he can accept that because in some little almost insignificant way, Arthur's humanity rubbed off on him."

I mean oh my gosh, the literal King in yellow is one of the WORSE fictional eldritch beings ever put to paper. The king of madness and horror so foul...he can kill thousands with a whisper and he couldn't give less of a shit.

And yet...AND YET this mad lad of a podcaster has me in literal tears over his take on this yellow bastard and his English wet rat of a man. I would die for Arthur Lester and Jon friggen doe aka: "The yellow fellow".

Like, they went from the king literally threatening to hurt Arthur constantly to him being upset and pissy for days because Arthur wouldn't let him watch a movie....a god damned MOVIE.

And he was JEALOUS because Arthur was bringing Oscar into their little quest....like he was genuinely so upset he pretended he couldn't find some car keys. Yes I know there was also the pull and the guilt and what not but think about that for a second....he quite literally was willing to let Oscar be turned into a freaks vessel....because he was jealous and hurt.

Arthur is such a stupid bastard too...I love him. Bro was scared of the fucked up eldritch voice in his head at first. Then he really said "fuck it" told the voice off, threatened to off them both and said that Jon was his best friend forever now. Bro really said " I can't stand Jon but I will die for him at any moment because He is my best friend and I love him" .

Fucker was tossed in the kings domain because he wouldn't let Jon go....sliced his own throat, took multiple stabbings to the chest and died over and over....and still wouldn't let Jon go because he CARES.

You cannot be serious.....They are willing to go through so much pain and suffering because they care about each other. Jon fucks Arthur over so many times and Arthur the same. But they always find themselves back together trying to mend whatever is torn because they CARE about each other. They have a bond that is constantly strained and fraying, but they refuse to let it break.

What they have is either really sweet or a really fucked up trauma bond....probably the latter.

I love the other characters that show up too, Oscar was a sweetheart and I really loved the motif of him being a priest on the road of redemption through helping Arthur. I fucking LOVED the butcher and was sad when he got his head popped (Rip you psycho) and Detective N-....you know what? Nevermind.....I don't want to relive that again if I don't have to honestly.

Falling in love with the world and the story is so easy. The characters are written well, I found myself invested in everything and was intrigued in every mystery. I love this podcast so much....and everything was written by one guy?

Every voiceover is done by him too...wait a minute...

Jon, Arthur, Oscar, butcher ...fucking Everyone?

What. No really, what the fuck.

Harlan you wonderful bastard, I hope all your pillows are comfortable and cool to the touch. I also hope you bang your toe on a door.

Tldr version: Fuck Kane, Fuck Larson, Love you Yellow you bitch. Please tell Jon and Arthur that I said I'd love to go on a lunch date with them and terrorize them about what happens in 2021.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Maybe it's just me who thinks like this but Kakashi always seemed like a realistic character to me in the sense that he does things that are close to reality, for example I hate the situation in my country but that doesn't mean i'm going to kill the president or carry out a coup d'état (to put it in an exaggerated way). Just because I stayed doesn't mean i'm happy with the decisions that are made, but it's not easy to leave either since that would mean leaving a lot of people I love. Maybe my life would be better if I went to another country but I prefer to stay and make small but helpful changes.That's one of the reasons I love Kakashi, because even though he's a broken man, he still manages to help others with the changes he makes.

Thank you!

I hate hate HATE the leader of my province and want change and a better future, but i’m not going to go killing people or trying to cause anarchy all on my own. That would get me chucked into jail.

Kakashi is a character who very much doesn’t believe in himself and even when he’s capable doesn’t always believe he is (he can be areogent when he knows without a shadow of a doubt he can win, but otherwise he’s very aware of his limitations. He’s not someone who’s going to look at Hiruzen or Tsunade and think ‘ya i can just kill them’ even if he’s super pissed

He’ll act out in ways he can (going behind Hiruzen’s back to save Tenzo, turning away from a mission Tsunade’s giving him to go after Naruto and Sasuke, and even taking Naruto out of the village during a five kage summit so he can plead for Sasuke’s life to the Raikage) but he’s not someone who thinks ‘i can change the system on my own’ and that’s honestly really real.

Systematic change happens because people band together, not because one person does everything. I read a line by Gojo that said ‘i could kill them all but then others would just replace them’ and that’s so friggen real.

Kakashi’s way of battling against a broken system are snall but effective. He teaches others through words and actions to always put their friends above everything else, including the village. That’s a uniting force that overtime could lead to genuine change.

Gettibg rid of the problem seems appealing, but in many cases it just causes more problems in the long run. (Hiruzen dies? Risk of Danzo taking over and everything getting way worse)

There are ways i wish Kakashi had fought more for sure (not spying on the Uchiha or at minimum arguing against Itachi being expected to spy on his own clan) but his approach is human, believable and thus easier for people to identify with

Sasuke’s approach is more fun and what we wish could happen (without the dictatorship) but it’s not actually manageable in 99.9% of cases and would lead to things probably getting worse rather than better

[cerinslair]

Obviously this doesn't work with every group, especially when you're playing with a new group of people you don't know that well. But when it does? It's the friggen best.

And also... I might even go out on a limb and say that in a collaborative experience like many TTRPGs are, nothing can really be "real" in the game until it has been shared. If I go a entire game with this idea in my head, and it never once gets brought up to another player... well, it isn't really a part of the experience we made together, is it? Like sure it will color my perception of it, and my own personal experience. But the collaborative, emergent nature of group TTPRGs... that's the juice to me! That's why I went through the trouble of getting a bunch of friends together to play!

This might be a controversial take, but I think it's okay for things to be "real" in roleplaying games. Like, sure you can tell your characters secret backstory to everyone in the group out of charactger and trust them to act surprised when it's revealed in character. You can trust your players not to act on knowledge they only know because they were in the room when you were describing something only one of the characters was privy to.

But you can also pass notes, you can take one player aside to reveal secret information, you can refuse to show your character sheet to the other players. You don't need to discuss how you're going to emotionally react to things you already knew.

You can let things be real.

[val-aura-q]

mmy brain is a radio !!

anyways. I have a silly thing sitting around in my brainwave (microwave brain) and basically it's a roblox thingy. I'm not sure if it's gonna become a game or stay written, but the latter is more likely. I already have too many games to work on.

rambling under cut //long

The main story follows Wade (codename Wrapper, OC) a robloxian who works for the RBF, aka the Robloxia Banning Foundation aka the police without the shitty aka just moderators and shirz, ran by BrightEyes after all the other admins went missing a really hecking long time ago™️ (admins are a daemon subgroup. Daemon: in ancient Greek belief a divinity or supernatural being of a nature between gods and humans.)

daas him! Wade!

As a Hunter, his job is to track down exploiters/criminals and get them arrested. It's been quite boring... until recently, when the Banlands were torn and burnt to the ground by those very exploiters aand they all escaped. So far the only ones outlined here are of course fairly famous ones... 1x1x1x1, c00lkid and John & Jane Doe (I also wanna give them lore related to the RBF somehow)

only 1x4 (daemon) and c00lkid's (uhmz drakobloxxer thing) design are done for now.

And then...

why are the admins missing? Well, they were sent to a less severe version of the Floating Point Zone through a teleporter by 1x4. It is ontop of a friggen mountain. No one has ever gotten there since.

These admins are Telamon (not Shedletsky; in this thing they're vastly different people yet one of the same (more on that in a moment)), Builderman, Stickmasterluke and MrDoomBringer. 1x4 forgot BrightEyes . I just have left to do DoomBringer and Luke they're done!!

Builderman is fisch. why? because why not. also BrightEyes has a lil goat tail because ram

now. Telamon and Shedletsky. Whilst they are one of the same, in this Shedletsky is merely a clone of Telamon BrightEyes created to fill the void of her husband going missing.

Anyhow. I imagine once Wade & Co.™️ get there and free the admins, the general consensus is "THANK GOD" because they've had to listen to Telamon ramble about how much he misses his wife for the past god knows how long. And also, they don't really need food and water so they had none but. it would be really nice to not have a sore throat 24/7, y'know? at some point Builderman was so tired he was debating killing Telamon and eating h i m.

Also! In most stuff I see, Telamon/Shed is a chicken. Here Telamon is a dove, whilst Shedletsky is a chicken. Because why not?

There are also some tidbits of lore I have to fill, like Guest 666, or Jenna?? ig?? urban legends.

But the difference is, Jenna isn't real. Guest 666 is very much real and is just. a Hella Depressed Spirit™️ of a Guest who died (I want to make a character that was a friend of theirs before death. not sure in which direction to go with that though...) that 1x4 gave power to. However, instead of doing evil like he hoped he would, Guest 666 just messes with students exploring the metros late at night or myth hunters.

Also, I feel like it should be worth mentioning that this is inspired by Forsaken. ...kinda drifting from those humble origins though - but this take on 007n7 is fairly close to the origins.

Still c00lkid's dad. however, in this c00lkid is more like... a homunculus. just a lil baby he kinda made out of clay and flesh that actually came to life pinocchio-style. However one day c00lkid got out of hand, made a huge mess, got Banland'd, aaaand. yeah uhm they didn't really consider that What If That Thing Has A Dad™️. he retired because he got. mass depress.ed. no more litlte homunculus. he did somewhat(?) recover and became just some mysterious guy who lives in the middle of a city. however he manages the internet and stuff.

At some point after meeting again, Wade manages to kidnap arrest c00lkid without 1x4 catching him and guess who gives him the location of the RBF base Wade works at and at which they're keeping c00lkid? Yeah. 7n7.

Anyhow that's all for now... I gue-

oh! Wade's coworkers!

So far I've got a few of Wade's important coworkers noted. Andromeda (nurse) & Marianne (junior hunter), Cayden (guard), Dryas (bunker sector guard), Arctic (in-transfer guard) & Forest (safety inspector). that's all for real this time

btw, this took an hour to write

[webcomikandies]

Alright I gotta that for a bit, so spoilers for The Kid In The Back (also tw for graphic image of murder scene) :

I friggen HATE SOL SO MUCH, on the first route I liked him until he SA'ed me (or the MC? Idk proper visual novel terms) and then I disliked him, then I played again and he FUCKING KILLED CROWE, Iiterally lived crowe from the start and when I saw that ending I was PISSED I HATE SOL and the worst part is he didn't even just kill him, he cut his FUCKING HAIR TO?!?!? THAT'S SO CRUEL I HATE IT SO MUCH, UGH I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY WITH CROWE

Seriously why did he have to cut his hair?? Why??? Does he think murdering Crowe will get us to fucking like him??? Cause it sure damn won't!!!! And that soulless look in Crowes eyes, like I know he was dead buy that just shows how he knew what was happening and how he slowly just lost cinciousness an I HATE IT ARGHHDHDJJDNDJD UGHHHHH I WANT SOL HANGING IN THE STREETS

[f4wn-lett3]

Another friggen rant guys

So yesterday I invited one friend to hang out with me and she said yes and showed up and we hung out at mine for a few hours. I noticed that another close friend of mine who I hadn’t really hung out with much this year one on one was in town so I invited her too. She said she’d be a bit late since she was going out to eat with her parents but she’d come. She never showed up, a bit past an hour and a half into the hangout and she texts saying that she dosent think she’s gonna make it because she’s still out and she hasn’t gone to the gym yet today.

Now I get that the gym is important to people but I know this girl and the gym is never her main priority (Not that that’s bad) so I just feel quite hurt that she essentially chose going to the gym over hanging out with me- and im sure the fact that we haven’t seen each other one on one since 2024 isn’t helping my perception of these events. Of course you can’t help it if you have a family outing but choosing not to come at all in favour of the gym is just hurtful.

And then she doesn’t apologize for it! I’m not wanting her to grovel at my feet but I feel like it’s not that hard to send a text, before the hangout is more than halfway over and just say like “Hey so sorry but I can’t come anymore I’m not gonna make it, hopefully o can see you guys sometime soon!”. Like that took me 20 seconds to type out.. She reached out to me the next day but that was to text me two memes, didn’t say anything about it.

Idk what else to say about this, I just needed to rant lowkey sure it’s part annoying and part hurtful. Annoying because wdym you’re not coming because you have to go to the gym?? Like just skip the gym for one day girl, I know you’re not going everyday so why does today HAVE to be the day you do it?? And hurtful because it makes me feel like she would rather go to the gym than hang out with me, and because this kind of confirms what I’ve noticed this past year/senior year- She is my best friend but I am not hers (which is such a hard relationship to have with someone, especially if they don’t know it) because if you really wanted to hang out with someone you could cancel the gym for the day easily.

No conclusion just annoyed and hurt that my bff basically chose the gym over seeing me. Needed somewhere to talk about this since this in itself is too much of a non issue to bring up

[nopointintrying]

I'm just gonna lay quiet in my room and gently rub my small semi hard penis to the one woman that has it all . I'm sincerely too scared to message her more so after seeing how harsh and cruel she can be after reading her bio . I've never been this far in depth over someone that I'll never talk to or even have a smidgen of her accidental attention but one look at her is enough to stop my world from spinning ...add the fact I know how much she intimidates me just makes her that much more alluring .

My wife hasn't made me feel a third as good as this powerful princess does and my wife has had years to do things to me and for me . The princess I secretly obsess over doesn't know I even exist and I cum in my PJs without me touching myself ..but tonight I want to treat myself to an actual touching little spurt because I'm that desperate and needy . Just thought I'd share because I'm really feeling ignored and I don't know how to her anyone to give me attention in any way I've tried . I don't send or pay at anytime but does every living breathing female on this site only do things if they get paid ? I truly don't understand how this tumblr works ...it's like dead as far as people just doing stuff cuz they like it .

Thinking I don't fit in at all so my page may take a turn and be a little different in the near future . Seems pointless trying to do things for anyone unless I pay them which is friggen backwards and really getting annoying . I don't want any fucking money for making captions and I sure as fuck won't pay so I can make captions for someone .

Now back to edging and leaking with my finger while I stare at my pinned 🌹

[amandacanwrite]

Alright. *cracks knuckles* Welcome to the intersection of two of my special interests: Art and Hair. I am going all in, so please spare me a couple moments of your time.

Qualifications: Licensed cosmetologist of 6 years who does stuff like this.

And Artist of like...20 years who does stuff like this. (I was once an art major before capitalism destroyed my dreams, dont worry about it. I'm fine now.)

Okay so let's get into Astarion's hair because, not only is it fun to think about drawing his hair, but it's also fun to think about what a character's hair tells you ABOUT that character.

Here is our beautiful, sad boy. Or precious, gorgeous, trauma bean. Our warm capri-sun enjoyer. Our Juice Box Regent. Our Maniacal Magistrate.

So first off, this part of his hair suggests that his hair is actually naturally curly, and quite curly indeed. Like if he grew his hair down to his shoulders it would probably look like this.

(We will conveniently pretend that the majority of the photos I found to illustrate this were not funky-fun looking women in their 60's)

What happens when you cut curly hair shorter but not short enough is the curl pattern is interrupted mid-curl which is how those little flippy bits in the back. The only way that this could be achieved without a natural curl pattern that supported it would be a curling iron which likely is not something you would expressly find in Faerun.

This means that his hair is layered, which also suggests that someone is likely cutting his hair for him, perhaps his siblings, maybe Cazador (a chilling thought, tbh) or some brainwashed thrall. It would be very hard for Astarion to accomplish cutting his hair this way on his own, especially by feel alone.

Now lets move on to the right side of his head.

So this is the direction he parts his hair toward. (Meaning he parts on the left.) The tufts at the back of the neck and curling slightly behind his ear suggests that the sides are long enough that he can actually tuck them behind his ear. It also suggests that the back isn't trimmed up to his neckline (basically where his hair "stops" on at his nape) he is a boy who likes to have a little bit to play with when it comes to his hair.

Now this is a fun detail to think about.

So, you see how the curls on our left side are more defined and piecey than on our right? This suggest that the haircut toward the front is actually slightly uneven. It is trimmed shorter on the left hand (our left, his right) side than on the right side.

This further supports the idea that the person trimming his hair is passable but not a professional. Also kind of lends itself to the idea that something could have happened in battle that required him to trim off singed hair. (Burned hair friggen stinks bros.)

Now, to my favorite part, the front/coiffeur of his hair.

So that little swoopy in front? That can not be achieved through natural means, but it would be fairly easy to style without looking at it once you got good at it. (Which I'm sure you could in 200 years.)

The method most likely used for Astarion to achieve this swoop in front based on available styling methods, resources and technology?

A set of large curlers, probably 1.5-2 inches.

So that means, at night, after he bathes, he is taking some sort of round-thing. It could be a rolled up bit of fabric, it could be a narrow bottle, it could be a magic scroll or a damn pinecone. He is wrapping his hair around that item, probably with some kind of emollient to help it form the shape of the looser curl and then.

AND THEN THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

HE IS WRAPPING HIS HAIR IN A SCARF TO PROTECT THE STYLE WHILE HE SLEEPS LIKE A 1950'S HOUSE WIFE.

I should also note it is possible that this could be achieved with pin curls, but it would be very hard for him to get the looser, waving swoop without applying some kind of tension to his natural curl pattern.

Once he wakes in the morning (likely before everyone else so he doesn't have to be bothered during his morning rituals,) he will finger comb the curls out and sculpts them slightly by hand. This part would be very easy for him to figure out within a few years of doing it blind.

Thank you for coming to this very long winded post about how Astarion's hair absolutely supports his backstory as a character. I had entirely too much fun doing this.

guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane

[adollt]

Anyone watch the Junji Ito anime?

It was alright, "uhhh its not as crazy as his art" yeah we all know dude its an anime by netflix. like some I wanted moar of, some I felt are like "what the heck it ended there", and others were like :| :| :| brah what the heck -=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Episode 1; starting with the hikizuri siblings set the stage of just "what in the sam hell is going on" pretty good

ep 2; the weird ice cream man made me just go "what the sam dickens", the tunnel was….. I wanted moar

ep 3; was hanging balloons and that was neat, I feel like the concept is only half done

ep 4; 4x4 walls… bruh wtf is this family and nail boy and why does it start with nail boy in a yellow raincoat and a wickerman tho it was never commented on. the sandmans lair is another one of those, what the heck stories.

ep 5: the intruder is one I wanted to see allot more of as It leaves the ominous cliffhanger. long hair attic was …. uh….. bad (que meme of girl showing satan the guy she did a big bad for)

ep 6: Mold,…….. …. Its understandable story, the first house all that stood was a burnt down house rounds it out. the brother not leaving instantly is what feels like a … bro this is some cartoon stuff, I don't know anyone who'd go into a house with that much mold again. I Wouldn't let my brother that's for sure.

Library vision was really interesting, a man obsessed with books. tortured by his books. a really interesting video thats kinda hard to comment on. a vod I watched on the topic was really swell

ep 7: Tomb Town …. brooooooooooooo what an episode, lets start it off with some reaaaal shiiittt （＞ｙ＜）tomb towns story is interesting It was one of my more liked episodes with a simple idea to grasp. DONT MOVE THE DEAD.

ep 8: layers of terror … is …. probably my favorite story next to library vision. the whole concept of family … the idea of ripping of the skin, i hate it …. and the moms cut at the end…. and the ending of the sister watching over them… reminds me of me.

The thing that drifted Ashore - a fish folklore that I've seen allot of in anime but to see this version with no ending…. made me want more and felt like sexual frustration as I wanted to know what the parasites where gonna do.

ep 9. Tomie - Photo: … I kinda felt disturbed when it was later on and the scene where they do the stuff in the room like burning…. damn man. and then the body getting up after the first head (2 heads) said to burn it it was like :| is she gonna eat tomie. nope tomie just moves on with her live. life is life lol.

ep 10. Unedurable labyrinth, well living in the mountains far from the citys but still reachable I'd always think there'd be something like this out here. the story was alright, It seemed like one girl was gonna join. and them being put with a girl who's looking for her brother felt like a test. it was kinda all over the place.

The Bully- I FRIGGEN hated it, I do not like these stories I dont like watching these stories. the ending was just Captin ked up.

Ep 11: Alley- A neat lil quick story that gets you hooked and wanting it to be a full episode. but it ends right when it feels like its about to get good.

Headless Statue- the japanese are just kinda weird art they. I understand it, while also not understanding any of it kinda feeling.

ep 12: Whispering Woman - I liked this story, i feel for her. the whispering woman, and the dooter. may they live a good life after.

Soichi's Beleved Pet - were back with the family from episode 4, they get a cat. and the cat goes full evil cause of nail boy or something. it ending of with a giant static shock was hilarious, suprised he lived with having metal in his mouth.

overall high mid.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

If you still have the time for the character ask could you do Genma or Raido (or both if you feel up to it)?

Genma AND Raido

One aspect about them i love

Uh, this requires loving them so i’m not sure??? I have no real emotions about Raido and Genma is just sort of there for me

one aspect i wish more people understood about them

Ifbxjxjs ummm, there’s nothing about them for people to misunderstand? I do wish i saw more of Gai and Genma being teammates and bro’s cuz they def deserve that kind of content

Hdhxhs wait! Need people to remmember that Genma’s the one who sent Sasuke chasing after Gaara and thus the reason Kakashi had to send the rest of team seven and shikamaru to chase him down and get him out of trouble

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character

Genma is rather uninterested in romance and prefers to have short flings/one night stands. Has probably slept with at least half of his friends and none of them caught the feelings

Raido prefers Genma’s company over anyone else’s because Genma seems to know the perfect balance between ‘parallel existence’ and ‘actively paying attention to each other’ and he really appreciates it

one character i love seeing them interact with

Genma: Kinda liked how he interacted with Neji. How he so calmly pushed him not to give up when he’d just has his whole belief system smashed into pieces by Naruto in their fight

Raido: Genma??? Since he’s like the only one we see him interact with.

one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more

Genma: His friggen teammates 😭😭😭 i need team choza content i want to see how they worked as a team.

Raido: anyone but genma XD maybe Gai? How does he feel about Genma’s teammate? How often do they hang out?

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character

Genma: Used to appreciate training with Gai because Gai would always push him to train more and more so he could get stronger. Appreciates that he can no longer train with gai because his bones are still recovering from their last training session together

Raido: Loves a particular tea shop that Yamato also happens to love so the two of them have slowly begun meeting up for tea every friday (save for when they have missions) just to sit, talk and have some tea

[tickling-giggles]

Sb /fnaf tickle hcs🥺 pls!

A/N: No problem anon! Idk if you only wanted sb or a mix of both so I did both😀 (more like a crossover)

Fnaf (Sb) tickle HC’s

Glamrock Freddy

He is a switch at heart

The sweetest ler you’ll EVER meet

He is obviously the sweetest of the bunch

Once he was helping Sun at the daycare and he played this adorable game with them

There is this honey squish mellow and you had to steal it from him without getting caught

And if you had got caught he would tickle you

They’d called him a tickle bear once and it made his day

If you tease him it’ll end up backfiring

“You should just make this easy freds and tell me where your ticklish at” “ my sihihides”

The Ler is just… exe.stopped working

His laugh is so adorable

He’s everyone’s favorite Lee I dare you to tell me otherwise

Very ticklish on his stomach p.s telling his he has a ticklish belly or tummy gets him squealing and snorting

He’s the “teasing makes it worse” type I don’t blame him

Very open to tickling

Surprisingly he doesn’t blush very easily or get flustered

Freddy

He’s for sure a Ler

HE IS SOOOO SASSSY OML

He likes to be tickled when he’s tired or in a soft mood

He himself prefers to be the tickler

Once Monty accidentally tickled him when tightening up a bolt and accidentally scratched him with the screwdriver

Monty looked at him and laughed because of the way he squawked and jerked away

Ever since then Monty would sneak in tickles here and there

It was just there secret

He cackles….😭 YES HE CACKLES

BUT only if you’re tickling his armpits while teasing him thats what really gets him going

OML OML ONLY BONNIE MOON AND MONTY KNOW THIS BUT

WHEN HE IS SLEEPY HE LOVEEEES LIGHT TICKLES but he’ll never admit to it

Don’t ask how Monty obtain such delicate information but one they were watching a movie until Freddy fell asleep and something came over him

And next thing you know he was lightly scratching behind his ears AND HE STARTED GIGGLING

YES HE WAS GIGGLING IN HIS SLEEP

Monty was intrigued but he’ll never tell Freddy that

Very ticklish under his arms and his knees believe it or not

HE IS A DEVIOUS LER OML

Talk abt teasing not stop Jesus 🥱

“Oh what? it can’t tickle that badly” “im trying to tell you something serious and yours laughing at me that’s rude you know”

“Ooooh you’re ticklish here? Awwww that’s too bad HA”

LIKE BRUHHHHH

Idc what ANYONE SAYS fnaf Freddy is wayyyyy sassier than sb Freddy

Glamrock Chica

A switch leaning lee at heart

She’s also one of the sweet ones

She doesn’t mind being the tickler or ticklee

HER BEAK IS TICKLISH AND ITS SUPER ADORABLE ROXY AND BONNIE WERE THE FIRST ONES TO FIND OUT

And she’s just sit there and squirm it’s really FRIGGEN cute

She’s also open about tickles

She’ll ask others if they want to have a tickle fight

She’ll compliment you when she tickles you but ofc everyone still considers it teasing

“Omg did you just snort wait do it agian” “you’re laugh is so cute” “you have such a pretty smile”

She chirps instead of snorting

It’s very ADORABLE EVERYTHINV ABT HER IS ADORABLE AND NO ONE CAN CHANVE MY MIND

Roxxane and Bonnie love to tickle her but will they admit it? Nope

Her and Sun are both rays of sunshine

Out of all of the tickle fights she loves having them with him the most

Don’t tell anyone else that 🤭

Chica

The least ticklish out of the bunch

She’s not that ticklish but she is ticklish where it counts

She also loves tickles

A switch

She prefers being a ler

She enjoys tickling people and making them happy

That’s her specialty

She is almost always somewhere in a tickle fight

She does not play fair when it comes to a tickle fight

Very ticklish under her arms and behind her knees

When to tickle behind her knees she IMMEDIATELY folds 😭

She played duck duck goose with a twist that only she knew about

It’s the same duck duck goose rule but once Chica caught you she’ll tickle your worst spot for a good “10 seconds”

Yeah it wasn’t no where near ten seconds more likeeeee until you’re beet red or until you slapping the floor

She squawks if you tickle her long enough it’s funny

That’s Chica for you 😭

Roxxane (Roxy)

Ler-leaning switch

Shes starting to adapt of being tickled not that she hated it before

But with Chica’s (sb) reassurance she started to view it differently

She still preferred to be the tickler instead of the ticklee

Gets into lots of tickle fight with both chica’s

She is foxy’s wing girl

THEY ALWAYS TAG TEAM SOMEBODY LIKE OML

Like if foxy is recking someone you already know Roxy is right there helping him and vice versa

ONE OF THE EVILEST LER DUO

Her sides are her worst spot considering she keeps it exposed your setting yourself up roxy smh

Also she has ticklish ear oml it’s so cute

She loves hates when her ears get all messy or twisted then someone hash to clean them or twist them back

And she tries her best not to laugh while she’s giggling and squirming around

SAME THING WITH HER TAIL OML

Very few people know about her ticklish tail *AHEM GR CHICA AND BONNIE AHEM*

Foxy

devious Ler

Don’t let his looks fool you he is ticklish very ticklish in fact

He also has ticklish ears like Roxy

Very ticklish armpits too

His winggirl is Roxy but he helps out Monty if he “feels like it”

His bs excuse lines are “they’ve been pissing me off all day” “they stole my ___”

WHEN IRL YOU HAVENT and when you even try to tell the truth he starts blowing raspberries

I know very torturous

His teases I feel bad for whoever get tickled by him

“What’s wrong? Oh wait you’re ticklish? I never noticed” “it tickles? Well no shit Sherlock” “you said tickle your ribs? Well okay you said it not me”

LIKE NO ONE EVEN TOLD YOU THAT SIR

This mf is a handful

And don’t let him get into a tickle fight HE WILL 89% of the time will call for reinforcements aka Roxy

And when you call him scary or a loser for him not tickling you on his own….

Baby THATS A BIGGGGGG MISTAKE. Monty found out the hard way…

He’ll tell Roxy nevermind and WILLWRECK YOU MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE THEN MAKE YOU CALL MERCY.

I know he’s the worst frl🤧

Monty

He is also one of the snarky ones yeah Ik not surprising

Ler-leaning switch

He tries to cover up his laughs with one hand and “tries” pushing away the tickler

Your best choice biggest mistake I’d going for his tail

When you tease him with the classic “I didn’t know you were ticklish”

He’ll lie and blame that it’s a glitch in his system

STOP WITH THE LIES MONTY

But seriously he’s like hella ticklish there like squeal high pitch ticklish yeahhhh… Bonnie told me

When you tickle him he’ll still tease you and it FRIGGEN works… I know it’s sad

“Wow you suck ahahat tickling take a class would yahAhahAHa”

It’s like your getting a teasy lecture the entire time

The man doesn’t literally shut up unless it’s Bonnie tickling him 🥱

Yeah nobody knows what power Bonnie hold to get Monty to shut up while being tickled

Like teach me your ways

AND FREDDY BOTH OF THEM

The three of them can get him to shut up and no one knows how they do it

Foxy was only able to do it once and that was when Monty called him scary

Boy was that a day for Monty

Foxy had to charge him up because he was on low battery because of foxy

Bonnie

He is somewhat shockingly snarky no sassy

Yes him

Switch leaning lee

His ears and neck….. SUPER TICKLISH just threatening him gets him giggling

He gives you a tickle nickname that only you and him know GR Chica’s is squeaker

And GR Freddy is tickle bear

He rarely gets tickled unless it’s a 2v1

People think that it’ll be hard to pin him down when I’m reality it isn’t

But he won’t tell them that he’ll just laugh everytime someone says that

Bonnie is a bully

NONONO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HE DOES

After him being tickled by the Ler long enough he notices a pattern

For example everytime they tickle him they always attack his sides first

So the next time they do it he won’t laugh making them think that they’re crazy or delusional

They look at him confused and he loves it

He does NOT shut up when he laughs it’s so cute

He’s laugh his head of beet red teary eyes just constantly insulting you, calling you names, and telling you not there.

It’s pathetic but funny

Youhuhu suhuHuck lohohohserAHA AHAHA NOHOHO”

He loves playing tickle games when he’s the Ler ofc and when he’s the lee

HE ADORESSSS SOFT TICKLES ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS SLEEPY

Tbh who doesn’t

Only a few people know about it both Freddy’s know glamrock Chica knows and sunny knows

Surprisingly Sun gives him soft tickles the most

Sundrop

Everyone’s favorite lee

He catches no breaks

But it’s okay because he doesn’t mind it

He enjoys laughing and being tickled

And of course as you would expect moon tickles him the most

I mean it’s apart of having a sibling

Especially twins they’re ying and yang

One twin likes to make the other laugh and the other twin like to laugh

Sunny is always the first person to get tickled in a group tickle fight

Sunny can and will tease

That innocent shit YEAH

No one knows why it’s working

But if you’re being a brat AHEM MOONY MONTY AND FOXY then he’ll pull the innocent stunt on you

But if not he’s like GR Chica with the compliments

Also back when they were younger moon still doesn’t know till this day if he was doing it on purpose or if it was a tech issue

But you know how you teasingly ask someone “where’s your worst spot”

Yeah sun actually told him

And the funny part was Sun didn’t even realize it

But sadly luckily he doesn’t do that now

His rays and behind his neck EXTREMELY ticklish

Like and just light scratches makes him weak

He’ll always add a twist to the game just for good measure

Gotta make sure everyone is having fun

His job is to put a smile on everyone’s face

Moondrop

A Ler leaning switch

VERY TICKLISH NECK

He gets sooooo flustered and embarrassed by “does this tickle” / “this must tickle bad huh?”/ “I didn’t expect you to be this ticklish” teases

HE’LL BLAME IT ON HIS SENSORY SYSTEM LIKE BOY

Why lie?

It’s okay if you’re ticklish

That’s not even the only one

HE HAS A SHIT TON OF EXCUSES

Like “that’s boy’s a liar”— PinkPanthress

He tickles the energetic kids to sleep when it’s nap time

Omg if teasing was a sport he would’ve made it to the olympics

He always teases doesn’t matter wasn’t going on or who’s the ticklee or the tickler

He is a certified instigator

One time Bonnie and glamrock Chica were going at it and she jokingly called Bonnie a silly rabbit

And moon so happens to be around when she said it and told Bonnie “you’re just gonna take that? Me personally I’d tickle the snot outta her but that’s just me”

But his laugh is heartwarming his pleads make everyone fell better because normally he’s being a brat

“NAHAHAAH OKAY WAIT AHAHAHHAA I GIHIHIVE TIHIHIME OUT”

I mean he brought this on himself

Very ticklish wires

Like No everyone’s wires are ticklish but his? SUPER TICKLISH

Like R.I.P fr