#it suprizingly works!

[wordmojiworld]

From one wordmoji blog to another-

HAIIII! Word emojis are suprizingly hard! From what I see I love ur style and keep up the great work! I hope you have a good day/evening/night!!

- @ayiemojis

Ive had this sit in my inbox for aaages just as a little pick me up, thank you so much for your kind words :D I love your emojis aswell!!

[emotionally-broken-klaus]

hallo, how is everyone, might i ask?

i. Well, me und klein ran tests on how our blood flow works individually und fused…

it’s insane.

err

So, my bloodflow is very bizzare, its as if i have very thick blood, my heart rarely pumps, suprizingly.

Klein’s, is very fast, like, scouts heart fast. Which is shocking because he doesn’t hurt or complain of feeling like he ran a marathon or anything of the sort…

Fuzed? It’s either imbetween these two, or both at the same time… its hard to explain…

Nonetheless, this might explain why some of my nerves are less responsive, but why klein is extremely sensitive to stimulation…

Although this is only a correlation, und we plan to do a test on our nervous system later.

[mikeys-jellycat-selection]

Jellycat Review: Onyx Dragon (huge) 🎀

When I first saw this guy at work, I immediately put him on hold. I just knew I had to have him, as he'd make a perfect companion for my precious huge Snow Dragon... FINALLY he has found his rightful place on my bed, which means it's time to review him!! I simply adore Jellycat dragons, so I truly can't express how stoked I am to see this handsome fellow amongst my collection.

Fur texture: 9/10

Onyx dragon's fur is just incredible. It's sleek, soft, and sooo addicting. The deep, sable fur is slightly reflective, giving it a gorgeous, sparkly lustre that it's cousins (snow, sage, etc.) lack. The only reason I'm not giving him a perfect 10/10 (the softness really is incredible, I can't understate it's appeal) is because of the unfortunate texture of his wings and scales. In perfect contrast to it's silky coat, Onyx dragon's scales are suprizingly scratchy and rough. It really does put a damper on the cuddle experience, but I can't be too upset about it. If only they'd chosen to go the route of Dexter Dragon... sigh.

Design: 9/10

I love this plushie. His adorable, silly snout... His precious paws... His long, handsome tail... I often have problems with dragon plushies, because I find that they're often really overdesigned or far too cutesy. The jellycat dragons just have an undeniable appeal to them, as they capture the recognizable likeness of a majestic dragon without making them too, for lack of a better word, ugly. One of my favorite features are the beans included in Onyx's tummy, which give it a great weight and sound. It's so fun to squish and grab this dragon's soft tum... the only gripe I have is, again, the texture of the wings... yes, the sparkly material is a great visual addition to the overall design, but it comes at the cost of alienating some people (like me) with sensory problems.

Size: 10/10

I personally think the jellycat dragons are best experienced in their "huge" size. They fit perfectly in your lap, are ever so slightly weighted, and are amazing cuddle buddies. I actually own a little Onyx dragon, and I have to say, I much prefer the larger version. It really let's the design itself shine, and makes for such a great companion. This would be the perfect plushie to consider modifying with the addition of weighted beads.

Accessibility:

These things sell for an INSANE amount of money online, which I find SO deplorable. I've seen listings from anywhere from $200 to unbelievably greedy amounts like $700~ usd. It's absurd. These dragons are immensely popular, which definitely contributes to their ridiculous second hand prices, but also ensures that they're likely not going anywhere on the site. If you have to get them online, DO NOT buy them for anywhere near those unreasonable amounts. Wait for drops on the site, or get them second hand for fair prices. Please don't contribute to people who think that they can get away with selling relatively common plushies for insane prices.

Overall 🎀

This dragon makes such an excellent companion that it would be unfair to rate him anything below a 9.5/10. Onyx dragon is simply awesome, from the tip of his adorable snoot to the pointy end of his tail. I would go so far as to say that any jellycat collection isn't complete without him or one of his precious cousins. You CAN'T pass this guy up. Onyx dragon really is the stuff of legends 🎀💖

[space-woomy]

I WAS MISTAKEN! I wrote 1,500 words in 1 hour instead of 2, entirely forgot that I really started at 11

Completely unrelated, I've found want maks me focus the best without meds.

Its listening "Billie Jean by .icheal Jackson but in a school hallway" while having blue flashing strobe light.

My eyes are probably gonna be ok...but it worked...suprizingly well actually...

I WILL GET THIS 3/4 FIC OUT AS NOT LATE AS I CAN I SWEAR ILL FINISH THIS SHIT TONIGHT I WILL BE AS LEAST LATE AS I CAN BE FUCK

[999moreyears]

just woke up didn't even go to the doctors =_= wtf man

[cellarr-doorr]

Our Dear (teenage?) Caranthir under a cherry tree for Fëanorian Week Day Four.

(I picture him with dark blue hair. Also, the sleeve.)

@feanorianweek

[veenxys]

(kinda angsty ?) Imagine ,, shigaraki finally conquers the hero society but it ends painfully. flames consuming buildings whole. remaining League members doing ad they please, but it's just the two of you. eyes locked as tomura twirls you around on the top of some building that was left untouched by the burning element. the news flashing over every screen that just barely works. cracks adorning each and every billboard/TV. a loud speaker blasting "as the world caves in" by Matt Maltese. the only thing you and the villain can hear are tender loving words shared between the both of you. suprizingly the flames turned down as of rain making the moment more special. it's cooled down, pushing you to take refuge in the taller male's arms. he laughs, a hearty sound that you've come to love. shigaraki grasps you tighter enveloping himself in your warmth. expressing to you how much he's glad he met you and that you've stuck by his side. (I'm sorry I didn't know how to end it, I joke like like it lin lin) -toma <3

[trashworldblog]

thank you for tagging me!! :D

currently reading:

Unsolved book!! soo good omygod. makes me laugh out loud in public. The stories are nice and short n sweet, so it's really easy to read and doesn’t drag on. once im done with it, im listening to the audiobook.

also im reading blue iris: poems and essays by mary oliver. a beautiful book of poems about nature. i love poetry and nature, and this book is stunning and makes you rethink the world around you.

favorite color:

pastel pink!! pastel purple and blue aren't far behind either. thinking of split dying my hair pink and purple. we'll see if i do it :)

last song:

fill in the blank by car seat headrest so fucking good love the chorus. its only sex is my favorite song by them, but i was surprised that my most recent wasn't a 70s song because ive been listening to a ton of 70s music recently. a lot of abba, billy joel, elton john, elo, eagles, dolly parton, exc exc exc.

last movie:

barnyard, lmao. had a "bad" movie night with my friends last night. honestly, it's a great movie that has almost no plot and just hijinks. it spawned a great tv show, too. (also, the animation and cinematography are suprizingly good for a 2006 nickelodeon movie)

sweet/spicy/savory:

sweet!! i have such a big sweet tooth. although i have phases where all i want is spicy stuff. but give me a cake any day of the week and ill eat it.

currently working on:

finishing up my neon arcade for my portfolio! also keeping up with programming projects and zbrush 3d sculpting homework. nothing super interesting this week, im learning how programs work, so nothing big has happened yet. (also looking for summer internships)

tagging: @sardonic-the-writer @fearthefuzzybear @watcherwatts @itsmeyaboialma @flowers-grow-in-your-heart & anyone else who'd like to join!!

Tag 9 People You Want to get to Know Better

Thanks for the tag @otteritos :D

CURRENTLY READING:

The Young Avengers!!! It's been very enjoyable so far (probably going to start Children's Crusade arc this weekend!) Other Marvel comics I hope to eventually read include: Champions, Kamala Khan books, Runaways, X-Factor or New Mutants, ...just like a lot of stuff.

I've been kind of slacking on my DC reading list but I have way too many to list on there.

I've also been eyeing The Locked Tomb books for aggeeeees now and I've very close to giving in...Gideon my blorbo to be.

FAVORITE COLOUR:

Hmm I think purple is still my ultimate favorite but I just generally enjoy these colors: most pinks and purples, orangey reds, orange, pinkish yellows, and then teal and turquoise :D

LAST SONG:

Escapism by Raye, heard it at my friend's place and went home and kept listening to it. its such a vibe and im addicted to the rhythm and the ending part

LAST MOVIE:

Flushed Away!!! I saw it on Netflix and was like hell yeah I got to rewatch this--I was obsessed with this movie as a kid? Like I loved Rita...It's still pretty funny, but also it's so British lmaooo.

Before that I watched AstroBoy cuz I also saw it was on Netflix and it definitely doesn't hold up as much (there were so many characters the movie could do without, and also its very Anglicized like the character went from Tobio to Toby, etc) but I blame this movie for making me partially obsessed with characters made to replace someone else (coughs)

And before that I watched Bullet Train with my friends! It was so funny and ridiculous I kept laughing. Lemon my beloved <3 Music slapped too

Sorry that was like three movies

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY:

Hmm I like sweet and savory stuff...I'd probably pick something savory over sweet though if I had to choose. I'm okay with spicy stuff (I've eaten so much spicy stuff this past month because of my friends ToT) but only if it's like mild...

CURRENTLY WORKING ON:

I don't know--I have like 50 wips :[ Mostly DC fanart (ive been posting less sketches because I want to push myself to color/finish things more)...also got a couple oc things

Anyways that was fun to answer these :D

Im going to tag my moots but feel free to do this if you see it! @legogeek33 @batshit-birds @cowboysorceror @mamawasatesttube @marsipain @tempulian @ethmaron @sunsestart @whitexisneutral

[lovemeleo]

I know ur requests say closed but I wanted to plop this here for a rainy day because I don't want to wait and forget... ✨Adventures of Reg babysitting baby Asher? Would he be suprizingly good with him? Would he call Celeste for help? Lol. I love your writing so much and I just 😲😍 everytime I see you write more Asher and coops content!💕

Thank you so much, anon! I’m so glad you love it. Uncle Reg babysitting?? Yes please! I hope you enjoy this, anon! It was so fun to write. The SW world belongs to the amazing @lumosinlove.

If you haven’t read the rest of the Asher Pascal series, here are the links:

Coops become Dads

Coops become Dads Pt. 2

Dumo meets Asher

Asher’s First Dumo Dinner

Asher’s First Dumo Dinner Pt. 2

Cuddles with Cap

The Instagram Aftermath

The Lupins meet Asher

Black Brothers Have a Moment™️

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Asher was crawling. Crawling. 

The doctor had said to start expecting it around nine months or later, but apparently Asher was determined to prove him incorrect and started at eight months. Remus and Sirius had just finished putting the baby gates and childproofing more of the house when Regulus arrived.

Tonight was their first date night out of the house in a very long time. James and Lily had come over to theirs to make it easier a couple nights, but now they were finally getting to go to a restaurant. 

Sirius swung open the door, looking frazzled as Asher followed after his dad, albeit a bit slower but he was moving. Regulus’s eyes widened, “He’s crawling.”

Asher looked up at the new voice, squealing happily as he saw his Uncle. Sirius swung him up off the floor once he got close enough, “Yeah, just started last night. He’d been trying for a while but now he just doesn’t stop. We’ve got baby gates and everything up.” He said, running a hand through his hair as he led Regulus into the house, showing him on the gates worked.

Singing was coming from the bathroom, some top 40s pop song. Regulus chuckled softly as Sirius pulled the door closed all the way, “James and Lily are picking us up, so the car will be here if you happen to need it. Sometimes Asher will fall asleep easier there.” He explained, picking up toys as he went.

Asher babbled happily, tapping at Sirius’s shoulder until he let him down once they got into the living room. He crawled across the floor until he got to where Regulus sat before plopping back on his butt, smiling up at him proudly as if to say look what I can do.

Regulus smiled softly, a smile that was mostly saved for his nephew. He had never been around kids much, except for when he was one himself, but he was learning. He glanced up at his brother, blinking in surprise when he found that Sirius was already looking back, “Uh.. so where are you guys going for dinner?”

“Just Sids as far as I’m aware. We really don’t wanna go too far, just in case. Still makes me nervous to leave him.” Sirius said with a shrug as he watched Asher play with some blocks on the floor. Regulus nodded because he’d be nervous too. Mon Dieu, he was nervous. He was about to be the only one watching this baby for at least 3-4 hours. Maybe he should’ve asked Leo to come over and help.

Just as Regulus was about to panic, Remus walked out, hair still wet from the shower. He smiled when he saw his soon-to-be brother in law, “Hey, Reg. Thanks again for watching him, we really appreciate it.” He said, leaning on the arm of Sirius’s chair.

Regulus shrugged, “Of course, you guys need to get out of this house for things other than practice.”

They chatted for a little bit when there were multiple honks from outside, repeating obnoxiously. Sirius rolled his eyes as he got up, “Lily must’ve let James drive.”

Remus picked Asher up, smothering him with kisses, “You be good for your uncle, bub.” He turned to look at Regulus. “He’s been going down to sleep around 8pm, so he’ll probably start getting whiny in an hour or two. He has formula already mixed in the fridge, but there’s also some cereal he likes on the counter. If you need anything, just call or text us.”

Leaning in to press a kiss to his baby’s chubby cheek, Sirius took Asher and passed him over to his brother, “Thanks again, Reg.” He said, giving him a hug before they were gone.

Asher sniffled softly, his lower lip pushed out as he stared at the door his parents had just walked through. Regulus rocked side to side a bit, trying to distract him, “No tears, Ash. We’re gonna be okay.” He turned on the TV, finding one of the shows Sirius had said Asher liked to watch. 

Sitting down with him on the couch, Regulus let out a shaky breath as Asher’s eyes glued to the TV. They were going to be fine. He had helped take care of Asher before. He could change a diaper. He could feed him. Just the thought that he was the only person between his nephew and uncertain death. But it was fine. They’re fine.

Around an hour later, Asher seemed to get bored of the show and crawled into his uncle’s lap, tapping at his chest as he started babbling.

Regulus smiled, “What’s up? You hungry? Should we get a bottle, mon petit?” He asked as he got up, resting Asher on his hip. Together they headed to the kitchen, Regulus grabbing one of the pre-made bottles from the fridge. 

Asher reached for the bottle, eyes wide as soon as it was in his sight. Laughing as he got him settled in the crook of his arm, Regulus brought the bottle to Asher’s lips, “Un garçon tellement affamé.” 

Latching onto the bottle quickly, Asher started drinking the formula, his head resting happily on Regulus’s chest. It was still crazy to think that this was his brother’s son. He had a whole nephew that he would get to watch grow up, and do amazing things. 

The bottle was finished quickly, Asher smacking his lips around the empty bottle. Regulus set it aside before grabbing a towel, throwing it over his shoulder to burp Asher. 

He propped him up on his shoulder, gently patting his back as he paced the kitchen until he heard the quiet burp. Regulus wiped off his face with the towel before bringing him back to the living room, setting him on the floor to play with his toys.

It was going extremely well, and he said so to the group chat he was in with the cubs. Finn sent a thumbs up emoji, and Leo told him he knew he could do it. And he had. Regulus had confided in Leo when Sirius had first asked him, nervous that he would fuck it up. Leo was shaking his head before Regulus could even finish his worries. He told him that he would be fine, that Asher loved him and Sirius obviously trusted him enough to ask. He was lucky to have Leo as a friend.

As he set his phone aside, he realized he had a problem. A big problem. Regulus couldn’t have been on the phone for more than 30 seconds, but apparently in that time, Asher had managed to crawl out of sight.

His heart was pounding in his chest as Regulus jumped up from the couch, “Asher!” Looking under the couch, the table, searching the living room, the baby was nowhere in sight. 

“Oh no, no no no no!” He ran his fingers through his hair anxiously. He lost the kid. He lost his brother’s baby. Sirius was going to kill him. Remus. Oh Remus was going to have him murdered, and no one would ever find his body.

As he pondered over who would let him hide at their house, he heard it. A loud clatter coming from one of the other rooms.

He followed the noise, which led him to… the kitchen? Shit. He had forgotten to close the baby gate. When he walked in, he couldn’t help but laugh. 

Asher had found his way into the pots and pans. All of them. They were strewn across the kitchen with his nephew right in the middle, a large pot in front of him. He grinned happily up at his uncle, slamming tiny hands on the pot.

Regulus squatted down in front of him, chuckling, “You scared me, petit homme. Planning to be a drummer? Should I get you a little drum set?” He asked.

Letting out a loud squeal, Asher leaned onto the pot before a big yawn interrupted his smile.

“Getting tired? Should we get to sleep?” Regulus picked him up, carrying him to the nursery. “Let’s get you in a clean diaper and some pjs.”

Regulus changed his diaper quickly, not wanting him to be cold for too long before slipping him into a pair of soft dragon pajamas that he had bought for Asher. 

Turning on the mobile above the crib, Regulus gently laid Asher down while making sure his blanket and lion stuffie were in reach, “Good night, Ash. Love you.” He whispered, running his hand through black curls.

Just as he was about to close the door, Regulus heard a quiet whimper. He turned back and was met with the worst case of the puppy dog eyes staring back at him through the side of the crib. He walked back in, “What’s up, bub?”

As soon as he leaned over the crib, Asher was making grabby hands at him, his lower lip pushed out in a pout. 

Regulus let out a sigh, picking him up, “Alright just for a little bit.” He murmured as Asher cuddled into his chest. He carried him back to the living room, laying down on the couch. Letting Asher rest on his chest, he pulled a blanket to cover them both.

“Just for a couple minutes, d'accord?” Regulus murmured, wrapping an arm around Asher’s small body. A soft snuffle was the only answer he got, Asher clutching at Regulus’s shirt as he dozed. 

Not long after they laid down, Regulus was out too. Who knew taking care of a baby was so tiring?

Remus and Sirius got home an hour or so later, quickly shushing each other as they saw the adorable scene on their couch. Sirius couldn’t help but take a couple pictures as Remus wandered into the kitchen.

“Why is every single one of our pots on the floor?”

[karumashadowchicken]

Yandere Tokoyami and Dark Shadow headcanons

Hey, I know that it’s kinda short, but I hope that you enjoy reading it! Suggestions are open if you’d like to suggest just message me! Thanks and hope you enjoy.

Yandere Tokoyami and Dark shadow

'Yandere headcanons'

-At first they weren't too interestedin you, as you were just another classmate. Although that quickly changed, you alwys listened to what they had to say, always smiled, and asked queastions. -It diden't take long before Dark Shadow was obsessed, always telling Tokoyami how great you were. -Dark Shadow was whispering sweet things at first, like how beautiful your eyes were, or how nice your voice was, or how talentedyou were, or how smart you were. -Although Dark Shadow slowly became more...  unstable. 'I wonder how she smells, probley nice.' or 'I love the way you walked, it made your butt look nice.' or 'They would look great sleeping.' -tokoyami always triedto ignore Dark Shadows comments at first, but it soon got difficult, well you were pretty, and kind, and smart, and PERFECT. -He startedto catch feelings for you two, although he knew it was wrong. -'y/n, its nice to see you." He always talked to you. he loves talking to you, and just you in general. -sometimes when you two are in class Dark Shadow will come out and just look over your shoulder, sometimes you to talk. Sometimes you even pet Dark Shadow, he seems to like it. -In reality he likes it too much, Tokoyami can't even focaus with Dark Shaodws thoughts. -They always offered to walk you home, or back to your dorm. They usually suggest a study session, or even to just hang out and play video games. -One time you and him sat outside late on afternoon writing edgy poetry together, and honestly he's suprizingly good at writing edgy poetry. -He always wants to with near you, he'd prefear to be with you, but just near you works too. -He's always offer to go places with you. Like your going to the store, can he come too? Visiting family, allowd to take guests? Going for a walk, can he join? -This boy and his shadow always just want to spend time with you. -Would honestly love a nickname like Shadow Chicken, or if you were to say Shadow Lord or something sarcastically. He doesn't like to be teased much, but little jokes make him smile. -Last of all when he finally thinks he's ready to ask you out, he's probley have an in-house movie night, with snacks, food, sweets, ect. -Would love if you said yes, everything would be toned down a little bit. He's be a little less jealous, and a lot happier, and would honestly look a little more relaxed. -Until some jerk messed it up by flirting with you. It almost sent Dark Shadow raging. -You had to calm donw Dark Shadow and Tokoyami, as you walked the two of them away from the guy/girl/them. -If you said no, then he's be dissipointed, but says he understands. Your not ready, thats all. -Although if you know whats good for you, you'll change your mind. Because their always watching from the shadows of the night. If their not there with you, then it's only because your not aware that their there.

[sodapupz]

New art style lolol

It works well with cats suprizingly

It needs a bit of work, but I like it :)

[watermelonselfship]

1, 3, 6, & 11 for any of your f/os ~ rebeccaselfships

(Tysm @rebeccaselfships ! I answered a lot of these for Barney, so its Benrey Time, for the before you met ask game)

1. Talk about the first time you and your f/o met. How was it like?

The first time? Probably in the locker rooms back at Black Mesa, or in the breakroom or something. I didn't notice him right away, until he made his presence obvious.

3. Did it start off as a small crush for you, or did you quickly fall head over heels? How about vice versa?

At first honestly I didn't care much for Benrey. He was alright, we had a mutual distain for a certain jackass, but aside from that we were just work buddies. After the whole Rescas though... Yeah, it started small and just kinda grew outward from there. I dunno when Benrey started feeling the same back towards me, but from what he's said hes got a track record of falling hard and fast haha!

6. How did you react once you realized you had feelings for them? Were you calm, stressed, in denial, etc.? Vice versa?

I wasn't too distressed, I mean. It's only natural to fall for a guy who saves your life, right? I didn't put anything towards it, since I figured it would be weird right? He didn't seem to mind though, and he seemed to react the same sort of way back towards me. I couldn't say much though, what goes through his head is kind of a mystery most days.

11. Have either of you ever had daydreams about being together? What scenarios did you guys imagine? (examples: dancing, cuddling, kissing, etc.)

I mostly get the cuddly daydreams, generally. He's suprizingly cozy! A real soft guy. He just usually makes us in the sims and makes us kiss. Which is hilarious to walk in on, while hes shovelling popcorn in his mouth playing sims on the TV. That's actually how he asked me out- made me in the sims and said "haha what if i made our sims kiss irl" which. Great logic there.

[shehungthemoon]

I would have a blast ranking these. THANK YOU OP!!!

I told my friend I’d make her a compilation of all the versions I could find of Hamlet and Horatio meeting in 1.2.

So here’s that. Just 3 minutes and 17 seconds of Hamlet and Horatio being Happy To See Each Other.

[beautifulbows924]

Slytherin Things:

Holding grudges for way too long.

- "That happened almost four years ago!"

- "And?"

Accidentally flirting with people without realizing it. Oops.

- "You thought I liked you? Oh, sorry I'm just like that with everyone."

Not telling anyone when you're upset because you genuinely don't think anyone will care.

Trying to be aesthetic all the time, but eventually just saying fuck it and doing what you want.

Lots of dark clothes.

Whispered secrets.

Not caring what people say about you, but flipping out when it's about someone you care about.

- "Prepare to die."

Jumping from project to project until you regret not finishing something, so you go back to it.

Staying up all night to finish something- and even though you really should have started a long time ago you still manage to do your best work. Even if it takes all night.

Being really good at flirting, but also most of the time being pretty oblivious to when someone else is flirting with you.

Always having your earbuds in- even if there isn't music playing, because you'd rather that then having to have a conversation with someone that you don't know or don't like.

Having your music blasting a lot of the time- ok fine at least half the time.

Drawing/Writing on random things when bored.

- "Can I have that gum wrapper?"

- "Uh.. sure?"

Having tons of journals to keep things in.

Having great penmanship or terrible penmanship (this can vary day to day).

Protecting those whom you care about with your life.

Not always being great at showing emotions in the traditional sense.

Blaming yourself when you fail at something and taking it really hard.

Trying over and over again until you do something perfectly, no matter what it is.

Being sassy, but sometimes really shy- depending on the situation.

Having sarcastic comments for every moment.

Always winning bets.

- "You cheat-ed!"

- "Nope. I won suspiciously- there's a difference."

Always being there for others even though most of the time you won't let them be there for you.

Having a hard time trusting people enough to open up to them.

Having a hard time accepting that you're in love with someone.

Thinking that you'll never be good enough for the person you love or that they won't ever like you.

Suprizingly to some- loving kids and not because they're easy to manipulate, but because you're nostalgic and remember when you were that young and innocent.

Sometimes just needing to be alone with your thoughts.

Always being ready to learn something new.

Oppositely, always being ready to teach someone else something new.

Doing that thing where you listen to a song and look through the window of a car, picturing yourself into the song.

Wishing everything was in black and white at least once.

Standing up for yourself.

Always reaching your goals, even if that means stepping on a few people's toes to get there.

Being outwardly confident, but sometimes inwardly being really insecure.

Wanting to do things your way- but begrudgingly giving in if you know someone else's way is better.

Arguing about something to the death if you know you're right.

Learning how to push people's buttons that you don't like.

Making sure to make alliances that will help further your goals.

But also cutting off toxic people that you know will only hurt you in the end- even if you have to learn to do this the hard way.

Loving to make people laugh.

But also knowing when it's necessary to make someone cry.

Using people and things you know about people to your advantage.

Being kind to those who deserve it.

Having people constantly underestimate you.

Being brutally honest without care.

Showing people how you feel rather than saying it.

Respecting those who respect you.

Sometimes coming off as condescending when you're trying to explain something you're passionate about.

Being passionate about a lot of things.

Having a lot of different hobbies and interests.

Being great at listening.

Being terrible at sharing.

Being a really good friend to those who are patient enough to put up with and stay true to you.

These are just some things that I observed about me and my Slytherin friends! If you don't think that they go with Slytherin house- that's perfectly ok:) Should I do more of these?

[hev-self]

How about instead of bitching about the fact we carry extra body weight around our middle and that makes escaping dangerous situations more difficult, we instead just work on getting stronger so that it's a non fucking issue? Then we can punch harder on top of it.

We were never skinny and yet we still climbed all over shit like a spider monkey. We only stopped when we noticed people making fun of us, and the disuse caused our body to fall into disrepair. It can be fixed in suprizingly short time if we just put in the effort on the maintenance. Just don't try and do it all at once or it shatters..I can help find the middling frequency if you want, just give me a minute. Jesus.

We aren't going to loose weight- in fact we are probably going to gain it because muscle is way more dense. That's a good thing. We don't exist to be sexy, we exist to be functional and happy. Fuck you for getting your priorities mixed up.

Anyway.

[thelordoftimelines]

for the fluffy otp questions, peace and liberty!!

ok first of all i love and cherish u for askin me this abt my Big OTP

1.Who kisses the other on the nose and the one receiving the kiss blushes?Teeth does the smooching and Sam does the blushing

2.Who sits on their partner’s lap as they wrap their arms around their partners neck? Teeth sits on Sam’s lap bc hes got a comfy feathery fluffy lap to sit in

3.Who kisses the inside of their partner’s palm before reassuring them everything is going to be okay? Sam suprizingly i like to think as flustered as he gets if Teeth ever gets really flustered and startled by something (which doesnt happen often) Sam’s the one that calms him down

4.Who initiates the forehead touch™? Teeth and its usually when they’re snuggling bc he has all this love in his heart for this grumpy bird

5.Where do they first say “I love you”?depends on if you mean the drunken instance of yelling it at a bar or like the quiet sort of admission of true affection because BOTH OF THEM WERE FROM SAM

6.Who wraps their arms around their partner who is cooking?Sammmm Teeth cooks the best and he gets lots of thank u smoochies and cuddles from his eagle

7.Who breaks out the first aid kit when the other gets a paper cut?Sam bc if a bird gets hurt it could potentially be a Death Sentence and so it transfers to how he treats any injury

8.Who cuddles up to the other on the couch?Teeth likes to snuggle up to sam bc hes a living breathing feather pillow who wouldnt cuddle that??

9.How do they hold each other when their partner asks to be held?if Teeth asks Sam’ll just pull him in under his wing and let Teeth lay his head on Sams chest if Sam asks its usually like leaning against Teeth’s shoulder and sorta tucked up under his chin Teeth usually coils his arms around him too

10.Who picks up the other fireman style in a playful way?Teeth! Sam’s got really light birdy bones that are hollow which makes him much easier to pick up then expected!

11.Who brings the blanket to wrap them both up in it? Sam bc bird instincts to nest and keep warm

12.Who falls asleep on who? What is their reaction when the other falls sleep on them?Sam falls asleep on Teeth bc big marshmallow husband Teeth’s reaction is to get on his side and pull Sam closer

13.Who likes to be held and who likes to hold?Sam likes to be held and Teeth likes to hold it works out when they cuddle bc Sam is a Big Soft Feathery Stuffed Animal tbh and Teeth has those ridiculously long arms made for holding