#it smells so good though

[babymorte]

this humidity is destroying my poor hair

[pastel-pinku]

Not the Star, OR the Flower, damn

[bornafter1993]

went back to my old shampoo i smell sixteen

[compulsiveobsessing]

anwayyyyyyy finally bought mens deodorant :P yes it's old spice fiji

[badbucky]

Jamie ‘Lynx Dealer’ Tartt

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Remember: The burning sensation is part of the process.

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[invye]

I have watched all of three episodes of House MD and I am delighted to report I am absolutely sold on this asshole and his secretly-just-enough-of-a-bastard best friend.

House: *says the most out of pocket sarcastic thing*

Wilson: *rolls with it without even blinking*

I see through you and what I see is love and devotion.

[marclef]

So if Fakey hates baths and getting wet, then how does he stay clean?

..... clean?

he doesn't care about Clean all that much. not that it's too important anyways, since his body kinda just... naturally absorbs any outside smells. he doesn't really smell like much of anything.

but if it DOES end up getting bad enough, then warm water and baths is alright. it makes the whole "turning into a literal pile of wet goop" thing much more tolerable.

especially if there's bubbles. bubbles are tasty.

[lovesickeros]

now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

[askblueandviolet]

*blows up table with mind*

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[thickness-protection-program]

Ok the pretty man is gone so I can go back to my usual non horny state of existence that I missed. Idk how y'all can be horny all day every day I'm tired 😅

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

this one gets to escape, you'd already know what the others were atp. [disperses into particles]

[musette22]

"How do my glasses keep getting so dirty, I don't get it??"

- me, a person who sticks their entire face in their dogs' fur every five minutes

[rudezebrra]

Started watching Dear Brother and man... rediscovering my love for shoujo. Thank you fucked up yuri shoujo

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

You like a character a little too much and then all of a sudden you're in a college welding course