#it should also be noted that technically we don't know if he did that or not just that madara said otherwise and hashirama believed him
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I don't understand why Uchiha clan believed that Madara stole his brothers eyes and killed him... Haven't they saw that Izuna was mortally wounded by Tobirama?
they saw izuna badly wounded by tobirama, yes (well, the ones there that day did), but it's quite likely they weren't actually there when he died. we don't even know what exactly killed him - infection, blood loss, organ failure... no clue. most likely, only a handful of people were actually there when he passed, if anyone, and we'll probably never know.
the main reason for how this rumor started isn't ever stated, but it's certainly implied: madara's communication skills are dogshit. he doesn't trust people, he's distant and uncommunicative. he's also a bit of a quitter, socially. he doesn't believe in telling people things or sharing his side of the story bc as far as he's concerned they've all already made up their minds and it's pointless to try and change them, which leads to the gap between himself and his clan widening, which leads to him closing off, etc etc the cycle continues.
long post w/e a couple images below
according to hashirama, by the time izuna died, the war was pretty clearly going in the senju's favor. it's difficult to say how much of that can be blamed on who/what, but imo it's in large part due to the senju suddenly having a walking forest deity on their side. but from the uchiha's perspective, the on-and-off clan war that had been more or less even for however many years it had been going on was suddenly looking more and more unbalanced.
moreover, it's likely the uchiha's financial situation was starting to worsen as well. when we first meet tajima and izuna, both of them are wearing armor

but by the time hashirama and madara become heads of their clans, only izuna is

(couldn't find the manga version but i own the volume and this is more or less accurate)
it makes sense for tajima to prioritize himself and his sons, not even as a father but as a pragmatic clan head who knows one of them will succeed him. even madara (still can't find the image so i just took a picture with my phone, sorry for the poor quality)

you can't really tell in the first one but by the second it's pretty obvious - madara wore armor on the battlefield until he became clan head.
as i said, it made sense for tajima to armor selectively from a pragmatic standpoint, but it makes sense for madara as a character to forgo armoring himself at all, both bc he's deeply arrogant (and correctly so - the only person who really poses a threat to him is hashirama, and armor is only gonna help so much there) and bc i think he's the sort of person who wouldn't use a resource for himself and not his clan, especially if he didn't really think he needed it. that last bit is just my best guess, though.
so anyway i imagine the tide of the war turning combined with a worsening financial situation (each likely not helped by the other) had already primed the uchiha to view madara as a bad leader, regardless of how much of that was his fault.
so, here's what we know happened immediately pre-ceasefire:
-izuna is grievously injured -madara retreats from battle with izuna; several uchiha surrender to the senju -izuna dies and madara takes his eyes (unclear what order this happened in) -madara shows up to fight hashirama (+co but he doesn't care about them lol) by himself (note: it's possible that in the anime he brought other people with him, but in the manga madara is the only uchiha we see present during the pre-founding fight) -madara and hashirama agree to end the war
we don't know how madara broke this to the uchiha clan, we don't know how much they know of what actually happened. here's what the uchiha clan knows happened immediately pre-ceasefire:
-lord izuna is grievously injured -lord madara retreats from the battle, which likely means they lose, and several uchiha desert to the senju -lord madara, whose only (as far as we the readers know) heir has just died, fucks off to go fight the senju (presumably he at least told them he was going to go do this. i hope) -lord madara comes back and tells them the war is over and they're going to be building a village to share with the senju (or something along those lines) -at some point during all of this, lord madara ended up with lord izuna's eyes
whatever else they learned about the situation, madara would have had to tell them himself (with his words, in a conversation with other humans) or they would've had to find out from someone else who was there - i.e., someone from the senju clan. here's what the senju clan knows happened pre-ceasefire:
-lord tobirama wounds uchiha izuna -the uchiha retreat and several of them defect -uchiha madara shows up, briefly has a yell-off with lord hashirama (uchiha madara says uchiha izuna is dead but left him "power to protect the uchiha", lord hashirama mentions a peace agreement, uchiha madara says "fuck you fight me"), and then fights until he literally can't move anymore -lord tobirama attempts to kill uchiha madara, which would effectively end the war for good, and is stopped by lord hashirama pretty aggressively -lord hashirama tries to reason with uchiha madara again but gets told "if u want me to trust u kill urself" to which he says "ok bet", orders the clan not to continue fighting the uchiha after he's gone, and makes to stab himself in the stomach, which would effectively end the war for good in favor of the uchiha, who had basically already lost -uchiha madara stops him from killing himself and agrees to the truce, meaning the uchiha have in all but name lost and conceded the war to the senju
we don't know how much of the two clans are aware of hashirama and madara's childhood friendship, but it was probably impossible to hide that something had happened. hashirama is naturally charismatic, so he could probably win back his clan's trust pretty easily, but madara.... not so much.
so if your clan head with a history of not-so-reliable(-seeming) behavior abandoned the clan to go fight his ex-friend right after his brother and heir died, having taken his eyeballs, and then came back announcing a truce with your age-old enemy, and then you found out from the grapevine some version of "madara could have won the whole war if he'd just let hashirama harakiri himself but actively chose to stop him".... what would you think?
don't ask yourself "why would the uchiha think madara killed izuna and stole his eyes", ask yourself this instead: why wouldn't they think he did that?
#naruto#naruto shippuden#meta#uchiha madara#uchiha izuna#senju hashirama#senju tobirama#founders era#madara showed some signs of underdeveloped social skills as a child but it was notably much worse when he was older#it should also be noted that technically we don't know if he did that or not just that madara said otherwise and hashirama believed him#i very much doubt he would've done that (unless it was like a mercy kill or something) but it's still technically possible#and again madara doesn't clarify things#if you said ''hey i think you did [thing]''#he would just stare off into space for ten minutes having an internal monologue that even the readers aren't privy to#and then say ''i see'' and walk off#bc to him the statement ''i think you did [thing]'' isn't something that can be changed it's just a fact#if you think he did that there's no point in arguing bc People Don't Change Their Minds Ever#long post
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blind date
bucky barnes x fem!reader
summary: convinced that bucky will never like you back, you agree to a blind date arranged for you to forget about him.
word count: 3.7k
warnings: fluff. two idiots pining over each other (i know, i know. i love the trope). blind dates (they honestly scare me). boundaries being crossed. not so gentleman of a blind date. protective & grumpy bucky (yes, that's a warning!). pet names such as doll. lowercase writing. not proofread.
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“come on! tell me more about this mystery guy.”
natasha plopped down the couch beside you while she held a pint of ice cream in her hand and a spoonful on its way to her mouth. you were talking about the blind date that sam arranged for you, and she hasn't stopped asking questions since you mentioned it.
“there's really nothing to tell besides that he's a guy looking for a date and that he's friends with sam. i'm actually surprised that sam set this all up, but i trust him, you know? maybe it'll be nice,” you answered, ignoring the fact that sam suggested this to help you get over your not-so-little crush on a super soldier.
your phone beeped, showing a message sent to you by your teammate. “speaking of the devil, sam just sent me the details but i'm really not sure if i should go. it doesn't feel right.”
“and leave the poor guy waiting? not happening." natasha stuck her spoon into her pint and set it down on the coffee table. “you feel that way because you like someone already, but nothing's going to happen if we'll sit here waiting. you're either giving this date a chance or ask bucky out. it's time you finally go out there and see someone. aren't you sick of us yet?"
“i'm quite sick of you, that's for sure.” you joked, having natasha as your room neighbour and basically your best friend. if you weren't spending your time sleeping in your room, you'd be spending it with her. “i just don't think i should be going on dates when i know i'm technically not emotionally available for others yet.”
“oh, you can't be sick of me. i'm great company." natasha replied confidently. “then why did you agree? we all know, besides barnes, that you've liked him for so long. plus, he's never been with anyone for ages. the two of you makes sense.”
you gnawed on your lower lip, hesitant to tell nat the reason why you agreed to this stupid date, but she was your best friend and also one hell of a spy to even try and hide it. “he told me that he found someone similar to bucky and that i might want to meet him. we agreed to let it be a blind date to avoid the mess of telling them that they're meeting an avenger.”
“i knew it. you're going on a rebound date!” she jumped on her seat, as if she'd solved the winning numbers to the lottery. “there was no way you'd suddenly go on a blind date without a catch. you're too hung up on bucky!”
“keep it down!” you pulled her back into the couch, nervously looking around the room to see if anyone was close by. “i'm pretty sure rebounds only apply to people i've dated. bucky's hardly a candidate for that list.”
“you've liked him for way too long that it basically feels like you had a relationship, and i'm pretty sure he likes you too,” natasha said. “trust me, my guts? golden.”
you winced at the thought. there had been zero signs that bucky liked you back. as much as you trusted natasha and her instincts, this was something you couldn't just assume.
“i don't think so, nat. i've given him enough hints. it's either he's too dense about it or he's just not interested. maybe it's just how it's supposed to be, and i can't keep myself stuck with maybes forever.” you sighed, deciding to finally go to the blind date. “help me pick an outfit?”
“like you even have to ask?” she smiled, dragging you to your room while you were still left with uncertainty in your heart.
the restaurant was one of those hole-in-the-wall places in downtown new york. it had a lot people dining inside, their noise easily heard from the outside, yet the ambiance already felt warm and welcoming. you wondered if sam suggested the place or the guy you were about to meet.
you sighed, giving your chest one last tap since it wouldn't stop beating so fast. it was a wonder how your heartbeat remained stable during a risky mission, while a harmless date had you this nervous. although with that, you felt human.
“okay, let's see where this goes,” you muttered to yourself, glancing at your watch that had a tracking device in it, as requested (or ordered) by your best friend.
natasha initially opted to come with you and seat somewhere far, but you told her that you didn't need it. so, she settled with a tracking device, as if you weren't an avenger who could defend yourself. you couldn't find it in you to complain, since this was natasha's own way of showing that she cared.
you entered the restaurant, eyes wandering around the room despite not knowing exactly what to look for. the only details you were allowed to know was that “joseph” knew where to take you, so you assumed that person was one of the staff that you had to look for.
once you found a waitress that didn't look too occupied, you approached her with a smile. “excuse me, may i know where joseph is?”
the lady looked up at you, recognition evident on her face. you were slightly worried that she knew your identity, but she gave you a warm smile and held your arm gently. “oh, he's right there by the counter. let me take you to him!”
she escorted you towards the man handling the counter that seemed to be where the orders were taken. he was shouting various orders behind him while arranging the food on the counter. by the looks of it, he could be the manager or the owner of the place.
“she's here!” the lady beside you exclaimed, catching the full attention of joseph.
“ah, there's our special guest for tonight!” joseph walked around the counter to hug you, as if you knew each other for a long time. “come, come! we have the best spot reserved for you. it's right outside where you can enjoy the view while also having some privacy, eh? your date already arrived, but no worries. he wasn't waiting for too long.”
you were rendered speechless as he took you to the patio, not expecting your date to arrive first, and most importantly not expecting to see him right away. you thought you were early enough, but it seems that your date was an earlier bird than you were.
once outside, all you could see was an empty patio with one man sitting not so far from where you were standing. you hated how you could only see his back and not his face, since he was facing the opposite direction. although, you immediately noticed how he was dressed similarly to bucky.
similar haircut, black boots, and a black jacket. while you weren't sure if they actually looked alike, sam wasn't kidding about them having some similarities.
“how come it's empty out here?” you asked with genuine curiosity. the restaurant was oozing with customers tonight, and they could surely use the extra space outdoors.
“well, uh...” joseph scratched his head, smiling awkwardly as he looked for an answer. “oh, well, stop worrying about that! you're here to go on a date and nothing more! let us worry about that ourselves, hm? come, let's not make your date wait for too long.”
you both walked towards the only table occupied, taking a deep breath before joseph announced, “your date has arrived!”
the man turned around, eyes widened at the sudden noise, but he eventually smiled once he looked at you.
“hey, nice to finally meet you.” he stood up, extending his hand. “i'm martin.”
one look at him and you knew that your heart stubbornly stayed with someone you shouldn't be thinking about.
“i still can't believe that i'm on a date with an avenger.”
you were barely done with your meal despite being here for more than an hour, and martin hasn't been able to stop gushing about your whole avenger sideline. while you understood his excitement, this wasn't the type of date that you hoped for.
“you think i could tell my friends?” he asked, suddenly nudging his chair closer to you that he was basically sitting beside you. “they probably won't believe me, so will it be okay if we took a picture?”
oh, so that's why he moved closer.
“sure.” you forced a smile. “but don't get too close, maybe? i'm.. i'm not that comfortable yet.”
as if you said nothing, he placed an arm over your shoulder, pulling you even closer to him. you've been through worse situations than this, but you were highly uncomfortable having your boundaries crossed.
bucky wouldn't do something like this. how did sam think that any of his behaviour was similar to him?
martin already had his phone out, capturing pictures and squeezing your arm, when you decided that this isn't what you wanted, but before you could open your mouth, you felt someone pulling his arm off of you, causing martin to scream.
“what is wrong with you!?” martin shouted, standing up and stepping away while he held his aching arm. when you turned around, you felt your heart stop to find the person you least expected to be here, but wanted the most to be with.
“bucky?”
he did not look at you, his eyes still fixated on martin, nostrils flaring as he took a step closer, standing in front of you as if he was shielding you, while martin took the same amount of steps backwards. “she clearly said no. what the fuck was so hard about understanding that?”
“look, man, i don't know what you're doing here, but i think this is between me and her,” he said, his eyes showing fear as he watched the ex-assassin approach him, hearing the gears of his metal arm whirring.
“give me your phone.” bucky ordered. “now.”
martin immediately fished for his phone, nearly dropping it, and gave it to bucky. “w-what are you going to do?”
“no, this is what you're gonna do,” bucky started, crashing martin's phone with ease and carelessly throwing it to the side. “this date never happened, your friends will hear nothing about tonight, and you will get out of here before i finish counting to three. one...”
in a snap, martin was already out of your sight. if you hadn't known martin before this, you would think he idolised pietro with the way he ran so fast.
“are you okay?”
forgetting about bucky for a split second, his voice jolted you out of your thoughts. you looked up, your heart racing, to find him right in front you.
“what are you doing here?”
“that doesn't really answer my question, doll. answer mine first, will ya? then i'll answer yours.”
“i'm okay, but i can take care of myself. you didn't have to scare the guy.” you sighed, trying your best to look displeased when in fact this has been the happiest you've been tonight. “so? why are you here?”
“well, it's really hard to explain...”
“you better try, barnes, because i am very confused right now,” you said. “one moment i'm on a date with someone, then suddenly my teammate, who i told nothing about said date, appears and crushes the phone of the guy i'm with?”
“natasha told me about it.”
you frowned, not surprised with natasha's gossipy nature, but confused about what she could've said that made him go all the way here.
“i was looking for you since you're always with us during dinner, and nat told me that you were on a date. i couldn't help but ask where and with whom, but she said that she had no idea, that it was a blind date. she was more than glad to tell me where you were, so i came here looking for you.”
“why?” you asked, confused and suddenly hopeful at the same time. although, you tried to keep your hopes down, not wanting to set yourself up for a heartbreak.
“what do you mean why? that's it. i was just worried, and now you're okay. can we go home?”
he turned his back on you and walked away, you were quick enough follow him, still unsatisfied with his answer.
once you've reached a dark alley where he had his motorcycle parked, you sighed and decided to ask one more time.
“what are you actually doing here, barnes?” you asked. “i want an actual answer or i'm walking home.”
“it doesn't matter,” bucky answered shortly, frustration. written on his face. “why did you agree to this anyway? doesn't feel like something you'd do.”
“you have no idea about what i feel and what i want to do,” you answered. “and you still haven't answered my question.”
“i don't know, okay? i don't know. i just..” he sighed. “i heard the word date and everything didn't make sense. all i knew was that i wanted to follow you here and stop whatever you were doing. i didn't like it.”
“what gives you the right to stop me from going on a date?” you asked, your head jerked back in disbelief. “and why would it even bother you? this is the first time someone went on a date in the team. so what makes mine so different?”
“what do you think?” he asked, his gaze challenging and curious, waiting for your response.
you stood in silence, his question causing a sudden drift in the conversation. you could feel the tension in the air.
“sam made me go to a blind date as well,” he spoke again. “i just remembered that he was asking me where i'd take someone on a date. days after that, he said he found a girl that i might like, and that i should go on a date with her, he suggested that it should be a blind date, knowing that i'm an avenger and all.”
“why didn't you go?”
“i couldn't. i wasn't interested. i knew it wouldn't work.”
“why?”
“because i already like someone.”
your heart sank, a lump forming in your throat as the reality set in that the person you've been pining for was already interested in someone else.
so much for going on a date to forget about him.
“what about you?” he asked. “why did you go?”
because of you, you idiot.
“trying to get over someone,” you simply answered.
“you were seeing someone?” he asked, completely clueless, but suddenly looking uneasy. “i never knew you were in a relationship. i guess, we're not that close, but i thought i'd at least know abou—”
“what? no!” you replied, voice rising as you spoke. "god, i agreed to this date because i wanted to get over you!"
the words slipped out of your mouth, your eyes widening in surprise as you accidentally reveal the feelings you had kept hidden.
bucky blinked, silence hanging in the air. the confession felt heavy between you as you waited for his response.
“i didn't agree to going on a blind date because i have feelings you,” bucky finally spoke, taking a deep breath before continuing, “because i knew i wouldn't enjoy it knowing i'd be thinking of you anyway, because as convinced as i was that you had no interest in me, i'd rather keep my eyes on you than on anybody else.”
“wait, wait, what? you like me?” you repeated in a slightly disbelieving tone, searching his face for confirmation.
“why would i follow you all the way here if i didn't?”
“because you care? and it might be dangerous to go on a date with someone i've never met?” you guessed. “i mean, i think you'd also do it for everybody else, as grumpy as you look like on the outside, you can be a softie sometimes.”
“if i had no feelings for you, i wouldn't be here. you're an avenger for christ's sake. some random guy would be like a training dummy for you,” he answered. “and no, i wouldn't be doing this for anybody else. if the situation's that dangerous, maybe, but a date? you're all adults. you know what you're doing.”
you couldn't help but giggle at his answer, which earned you a glare from him. “what?”
“nothing.” you shook your head. “you sound like an old man lecturing the younger generation.”
“are we completely ignoring the fact that we like each other?”
“that's the only thing on my mind right now.” you admitted. “are you sure about what you just said? it could be the hunger talking.”
instead of answering, bucky took his phone out of his pocket, swiping and tapping on it a few times before taking your hand and placing it on your palm.
“what am i supposed to—”
“just read it.”
choosing not to argue with him, you grabbed the phone with a frown. his messages with natasha were on the screen, starting from their messages from nearly four months ago. you scrolled through their messages, and while they lasted for months, they were all short and straightforward.
three months ago
bucky:
did you arrive safely?
romanoff:
since when did you start asking?
bucky:
?
romanoff:
yes, we arrived safely.
bucky:
👍🏻
romanoff:
really???
two months ago
bucky:
is she okay?
romanoff:
ohhh, that's why you keep texting.
bucky:
answer
romanoff:
geez, barnes.
yeah, she's okay.
bucky:
ok
one month ago
bucky:
she's sick?
romanoff:
yeah, wanna visit her?
you're basically immune.
bucky:
i have a mission
romanoff:
oh yeah
oops
bucky:
are you busy?
romanoff:
nope
why?
bucky:
take my place
romanoff:
no thanks, barnes.
bucky:
i'll take your next task
and the next one as well
romanoff:
why can't you just take this one?
bucky:
nothing
romanoff:
a reason or i'm not doing it.
bucky:
she's sick
i want to stay
romanoff:
oh my god
you're such a sap
fine i'll talk to steve
bucky:
ty
romanoff:
you're using abbreviations now???
bucky:
👍🏻
one week ago
romanoff:
movie night later, don't ditch us again
bucky:
busy
romanoff:
she planned this one
she's worried you won't come
bucky:
i'll bring snacks
romanoff:
i love knowing your weakness
bring popcorn!
bucky:
she prefers pizza over popcorn
does she like popcorn?
romanoff:
nope, but some of us do.
bucky:
ok
romanoff:
so you're bringing popcorn?
bucky:
no
once you were done reading, you returned his phone back to his hand. “you do like me,” you said, the confession finally sinking in.
bucky nodded. “and you like me too.”
“where does that leave us?” you asked, hoping. “are we.. dating now?”
“no,” he answered quickly.
you felt that ache returning in your chest, but before you could say something, bucky already sensed your worries and he wasn't letting you slip away that easily.
“no because i want to do this right. i want to take you out on a date first, bring you flowers, play music and ask you for a dance, all that stuff that you deserve,” he explained, bringing his warm hand to your cheek. “but trust me that it won't take long before i call you mine. i don't think i have the patience for it at this point.”
“you promise?” you rose to your tiptoes, wrapping your arms around him. “i don't want to wait that long either.”
“you won't,” he replied, leaning into you, his lips brushing against your nose before pulling you in a kiss. “i promise.”
this was supposed to have a lil bonus when they got back to the tower, revealing the team's true involvement with the blind date, buttt i might just do it some other time as a snippet/part 2 instead. i still have a few to write anyway, woops.
if you have any requests for bucky, send them my way! 💌
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White Horse - Chapter 9: November 2023 - Part 2
Pairing: Max Verstappen x Isabelle Leclerc (Original Character)
Summary:
Max Verstappen is a World Champion. Isabelle Leclerc is invisible.
She watched her family give up everything for Charles’ career—Arthur’s karting, their father’s savings, even her childhood horse. She understood. She never asked for more.
But Max does. He notices the things no one else does, listens when no one else will, and puts her first in ways she never imagined. With him, she isn’t an afterthought—she’s a choice. And for the first time, she realizes she doesn’t have to be invisible.
Warnings and Notes:
we have now moved on from Charles bashing to bashing his whole family, Discussions of toxic past relationships, talk about loosing a childhood pet, toxic families, Jos Verstappen for once not being the bad guys.
Part 2 of November.
As always big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble

Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Victoria Verstappen
Isabelle: Hey Vic! Hope you are doing well!
Isabelle: I have a question: Do you happen to remember the breeder Max got Sassy and Jimmy from?
Victoria: Hi!! 🐱 I do! Why? Thinking about getting one?
Isabelle: Maybe… I was thinking about surprising Max for Christmas.
Victoria: 🥹🥹🥹
Victoria: That is the cutest thing I’ve heard all day.
Victoria: He’s going to melt.
Isabelle: Please don't tell him 🥺
Victoria: My lips are sealed!
Victoria: Also yes, I have the breeder’s number, she’s lovely
Victoria: She always has litters around winter!
Isabelle: perfect 🥹
Victoria: Max is going to lose his mind. I hope you're ready for him to cry about it and pretend he’s not crying.
Isabelle: I am emotionally prepared 😂
Victoria: Speaking of surprises
Victoria: I heard you quit your job???
Isabelle: Yeah.
Isabelle: A couple days ago. I just… couldn’t do it anymore.
Isabelle: I was miserable. They didn’t take me seriously.
Victoria: I had no idea, Belle.
Victoria: I’m proud of you.
Isabelle: Thank you. I’m kind of… floating now. Max calls it my “trophy wife sabbatical”.
Victoria: Well, if anybody deserves a Trophy Wife Sabbatical, it’s you 😂 And I bet my brother is thriving in your trophy wife era, don’t let him lie.
Isabelle: I love him so much it’s disgusting.
Victoria: You should
Victoria: He’s a better version of himself with you (Still dramatic, but better)
Isabelle: He’s been so patient
Isabelle: Like he never doubts I’ll figure it out
Isabelle: Even when I do
Victoria: You’ll figure it out, Belle. I don’t doubt that at all.
***
Leclerc Sibling Group Chat
(Members: Arthur, Isabelle, Charles and Lorenzo)
Isabelle: Hey
Isabelle: Just letting you know I’m coming to Abu Dhabi.
Isabelle: Got my flight booked and hotel sorted.
Charles: nice!
Charles: see you there
Arthur: cool
Lorenzo: Safe flight!
***
The hum of the engines was steady, the cabin was dim, and Max was… well, Max.
Lando shifted restlessly in his seat across the aisle, flipping a bottle cap between his fingers., trying not to go completely insane with boredom.
Max, for his part, sat slouched across from him, hoodie pulled low over his face, legs stretched out like he owned the plane. Which he technically did.
They had been flying forever.
Vegas was a chaotic blur.
Abu Dhabi felt years away.
“Still alive?” Lando asked.
Max made a noncommittal grunt under his hoodie.
The jet bumped onto the runway in Nice for refueling, smooth as ever, and Max finally sat up, stretching.
"We're not getting off, are we?" Lando asked, yawning.
"Nope," Max said, pocketing his phone. "Just refueling."
Lando nodded, already thinking about maybe finding a Red Bull in the mini-fridge when the jet rolled to a stop.
Then the cabin door clicked.
And she stepped in.
Isabelle.
Dressed casually—jeans, sneakers, a soft pink sweater that somehow looked expensive without trying.
Her hair was loose. She carried a small overnight bag in one hand and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear with the other.
Lando’s brain broke.
"You’re joking," he blurted, sitting bolt upright.
Isabelle smiled, calm and bright. "Hi, Lando."
Max didn't even react. He stood up casually, took her bag, and tucked it into the overhead like it was the most normal thing in the world.
“You’re—what—you’re coming to Abu Dhabi?” Lando stammered.
Isabelle raised an eyebrow, amused. “I’m watching my brother race. Isn’t that what family does?”
Lando opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again.
Because sure, technically that was a logical answer, except for the very large fact that she was coming to watch her brother race while secretly dating his biggest rival.
And Charles didn’t know.
Max dropped into the seat next to Isabelle like nothing was wrong, slinging his arm along the back of her seat, brushing her shoulder without thinking.
Lando stared.
This—
This was the first time he had really seen them.
Max and Isabelle.
Max and Isabelle.
Now that he knew, it was obvious.
The way Max’s entire body shifted when she was near — looser, softer, grounded.
The way Isabelle leaned subtly toward him without realizing it — like orbiting Max was the most natural thing in the world.
It wasn’t loud.
It wasn’t flashy.
It wasn’t the kind of relationship you noticed if you weren’t looking closely.
But now Lando could see it everywhere.
Max’s hand brushed her knuckles lightly, and Isabelle tilted her head toward him in that soft, familiar way, smiling just for him.
Lando felt like he’d been let in on the world’s most terrifying and beautiful secret.
He groaned loudly, dropping his head back against the seat.
"Charles is going to kill me when he finds out I knew," he said to no one in particular.
Max smirked, absolutely unbothered. "We’ll all be dead eventually. Might as well enjoy the flight."
Isabelle covered her mouth to hide a laugh.
Lando glared at them both. "You’re so chill about this!"
Isabelle leaned back in her seat, folding her arms. "Because there’s nothing to be not chill about."
"You say that now," Lando muttered. "Wait until your brother explodes."
Isabelle shrugged, a little more steel underneath her calm. "He’ll get over it."
Max smiled lazily beside her. "He’ll have to."
And for a moment, watching them — Isabelle with her quiet resolve, Max with his immovable certainty — Lando realized:
Maybe they weren’t reckless.
Maybe they weren’t hiding out of fear.
Maybe they were just... keeping something for themselves.
Private. Fierce. Unshakable.
Lando sighed, scrubbing a hand over his face.
"If I end up collateral damage in your little love story," he said darkly, "I'm haunting you both."
Max just chuckled, settling back with Isabelle tucked under his arm like it was second nature.
"Deal," Max said. "And thanks for flying Air Max."
Lando groaned into his hands. "I'm going to have an ulcer before we even land."
Max laughed.
Isabelle just smiled and leaned into Max's side without thinking, his hand slipping instinctively to her knee.
And Lando, sitting across from them, realized grimly:
He was not surviving this weekend.
***
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, and Daniel Ricciardo)
Lando: she’s on the plane
Lando: she’s. on. the. plane.
Oscar: who
Daniel: oh god
Daniel: which “she” are we talking about
Daniel: please not the vegas bartender again
Lando: NO
Lando: Isabelle
Oscar: WHAT
Daniel: OH MY GOD
Oscar: LIKE
Oscar: THE Isabelle
Oscar: Charles’ sister Isabelle
Oscar: Max’s secret girlfriend Isabelle
Oscar: The one we’re all pretending not to know about Isabelle???
Lando: YES
Lando: she just got on the jet in NICE
Lando: she’s flying with us to ABU DHABI
Lando: I AM GOING TO DIE
Daniel: did max know she was coming??
Lando: he helped her with her bag and everything
Lando: like it was a normal day
Lando: like he didn’t just invite a LECLERC onto his PRIVATE JET
Lando: while secretly DATING HER
Oscar: we are all going to die
Daniel: please tell me you said something
Lando: she told me she’s just “watching her brother race”
Lando: like that’s not the most emotionally loaded thing anyone has ever said on a private jet
Oscar: I’m sweating
Oscar: Are you sweating?
Oscar: I feel like we should all be sweating
Daniel: what’s the plan??
Daniel: are we pretending we don’t know??
Daniel: are we spies now???
Lando: there is no plan
Lando: there’s only vibes
Lando: and the vibes are “Charles is going to murder us in cold blood”
Oscar: Max seems chill about it?
Lando: He’s so chill it’s terrifying
Lando: She sat down next to him and he just put his arm around her
Lando: Like she’s not the nuclear secret of the entire paddock
Daniel: He’s going to soft launch her in the paddock isn’t he
Daniel: you’re going to be THERE when it happens
Daniel: you’re IN the launch window
Lando: I didn’t sign up for this
Lando: I signed up for sim races and chaos memes
Lando: Not for hiding the Verstappen-Leclerc love story from a ticking Charles-shaped time bomb
Oscar: They’re so subtle though
Oscar: Like you wouldn’t even notice unless you KNOW
Daniel: And now you know
Daniel: And now you’re cursed
Lando: i literally said if i become collateral damage i’m haunting them both
Oscar: haunting Max would be so easy
Oscar: he already thinks every weird noise in his apartment is one of the cats
Daniel: tell Isabelle i want to be invited to the wedding if we survive this
Lando: i hate you both
Lando: they just shared a look across the cabin
Lando: i think they’re telepathic
Oscar: you’re already too deep
Oscar: we can’t help you now
Daniel: thoughts and prayers, mate
Daniel: and maybe wear orange so Charles hesitates when he comes for you
Lando: i’m gonna need more than orange
Lando: i’m gonna need a will
***
Oscar liked to think of himself as a calm guy.
Level-headed.
Mature.
Good under pressure.
But apparently, all that went out the window the second he spotted Isabelle Leclerc wandering through the paddock.
Because he knew.
He knew.
And she knew that he knew.
And he knew that she knew that he knew.
And now every single step he took felt like it was being broadcast on national television.
Oscar straightened his posture unnecessarily, like standing up straighter would make him less suspicious.
Isabelle was across the walkway, wearing a sundress, her paddock pass and a small, polite smile for every mechanic and engineer who said hello.
Completely casual.
Completely effortless.
Completely dating Max Verstappen and somehow nobody else knew.
Oscar stuffed his hands in his pockets, trying to look casual.
He would not be the one to blow their cover.
He would not be the guy who accidentally made eye contact and triggered a Red Bull-Charles Leclerc paddock war.
He focused on walking normally.
Breathing normally.
Existing normally.
It was fine.
Everything was fine.
He passed within a few meters of her, gave a small, casual nod.
The kind of nod that said "hey, I know you" without saying "hey, I know your secret relationship with Max Verstappen."
Isabelle caught his eye for a second — and her mouth twitched into the smallest, most knowing smile.
Oscar almost tripped over his own feet.
He coughed, pretended to check his watch even though he wasn’t wearing one, and kept moving like nothing happened.
Be normal, he told himself.
You’re a Formula 1 driver.
You drive at 300 kph for a living.
You can survive seeing Max’s secret girlfriend without spontaneously combusting.
Behind him, he swore he heard a soft laugh — hers, light and amused — and he decided he was never speaking of this again.
Not until it was safe.
Not until he was 5,000 miles away and absolutely certain Charles wouldn’t shank him with a champagne bottle.
Oscar made a sharp left turn toward the McLaren hospitality, muttering under his breath:
"Stay in your lane, Piastri. Stay alive."
***
The sun was sinking low, throwing long shadows across the paddock. Carlos leaned back against a concrete wall near the Ferrari motorhome, helmet balanced beside him, sipping slowly from a bottle of water as Charles scrolled aimlessly through his phone.
It was rare to get these moments—quiet, easy, just them.
But something had been itching at the back of Carlos’ mind lately.
A conversation with Lando.
Observations that were getting harder to ignore.
Something had been gnawing at Carlos for weeks now.
So Carlos spoke.
“Your sister’s been doing some pretty cool work lately,” he said casually.
Charles didn’t look up. “Yeah?”
“Architectural stuff. Monaco interiors. Heard she’s doing well.”
Charles gave a vague shrug. “I guess.”
Carlos waited for more. It didn’t come.
“She designed Max’s penthouse, right?” he pushed.
Charles made a noncommittal noise. “She helped with it or something. Picked out the furniture.”
Carlos blinked. “That’s it?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean—she didn’t just decorate. She designed it. Layouts. Custom interiors. Lighting plans. All of it.”
Charles frowned like he genuinely didn’t understand. “Okay…? So?”
Carlos stared at him. “So… that’s a big deal, mate.”
Charles tilted his head. “She’s always been good at decorating.”
Carlos was quiet for a second too long.
Decorating.
“Dios mio,” he muttered, rubbing a hand across his jaw. “You really don’t get it.”
“Get what?” Charles asked, clearly confused now. “She’s got a job, she likes it, I’m happy for her. What’s your point?”
“My point,” Carlos said, carefully measured, “is that you’re acting like she spent an afternoon picking paint colors. She designed that place. From scratch. Layouts. Architecture. Interior. Everything.”
Charles looked nonplussed. “She’s good at that stuff. ”
Carlos stared at him for a second.
Waiting for the punchline.
It didn’t come.
“You’re kidding,” Carlos said flatly.
Charles glanced over, frowning. “What?”
Carlos shook his head slowly. “That’s your sister, mate. Show a little respect. You talk about Isabelle like she’s some bored little sister playing pretend. Like her work isn’t real.”
Charles blinked. “That’s not what I said.”
“It’s exactly what you said,” Carlos snapped. “You talk about what she does like it’s picking curtains. Like she’s not out there building a career people actually respect. You know how many people would kill to design a place like Max’s penthouse?”
Charles looked blank. “It’s just a flat.”
Carlos let out a quiet, humorless laugh. “No. It’s not. It’s a statement. A place Max trusted someone to shape. And your sister did that.”
Charles shrugged, still defensive. “Okay, well, good for her.”
Carlos gave him a look. “Good for her?”
“Yeah, I mean—I don’t know what you want me to say.”
Carlos exhaled, eyes narrowing slightly. “I want you to realize that she’s more than ‘my sister who’s good at decorating.’ I want you to see her. Because everyone else seems to.”
***
Text Messages: Lando Norris & Carlos Sainz Jr.
Carlos: What the hell.
Lando: oh no
Lando: what did I do.
Carlos: I talked to Charles.
Carlos: Charles talks about his sister like she’s some intern playing with paint samples
Carlos: She’s out here designing penthouses and he’s like “yeah she’s good at decorating”
Lando: oh my god 💀
Carlos: I wanted to shake him
Carlos: how do you not SEE your own sister
Carlos: She’s killing it
Carlos: She’s literally a better architect than half the guys building million dollar places in Monaco.
Lando: yeah
Lando: max definitely sees it lol
Carlos: Yeah, well, at least Max appreciates good work
Lando: not just her work, mate 😬
Carlos: What does that mean?
Lando: uh
Lando: nvm
Lando: forget i said anything
Carlos: LANDO.
Lando: max and isabelle are a thing okay!!!
Lando: they’ve been a thing for months!!
Carlos: Are you saying
Carlos: Max Verstappen
Carlos: Is dating Isabelle Leclerc?!
Lando: 😬😬😬😬😬
Carlos: dios mio
Carlos: does CHARLES know
Lando: oh absolutely not
Lando: zero clue
Lando: brain empty
Lando: we’re all going to die when he finds out
***
Group Chat: HELP ME
(Members: Oscar Piastri, Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo and Carlos Sainz Jr.)
Carlos: What is this?
Oscar: Oh no
Carlos: Lando, why am I here?
Carlos: Why do you keep dragging me deeper into this
Daniel: WELCOME CARLOS!!
Daniel: You’ve joined an elite group of people who are 😬 aware 😬
Oscar: This is a safe space for those who are emotionally compromised by Max dating Isabelle
Carlos: Are you people insane?
Lando: yes
Carlos: I just found out like 7 minutes ago.
Carlos: I’m still processing the fact that Max is dating Charles’ SISTER
Carlos: and that apparently EVERYONE BUT CHARLES KNOWS
Oscar: that’s the part that really gets you huh
Carlos: YES, OSCAR
Carlos: how has CHARLES not noticed his own sister is dating his rival
Daniel: Love is the greatest camouflage
Lando: bro what
Daniel: idk it sounded poetic
Carlos: I can’t believe you all kept this to yourselves
Oscar: I found out in the cheese aisle of a supermarket. He knew her jam preferences. And then he smiled at her. like softly
Lando: Max in love is terrifying
Lando: he’s… emotionally functional
Daniel: I personally love this era for him
Daniel: boyfriend max is my favorite max
Daniel: max 2.0: will fight you and then bring you tea
Carlos: I can’t be part of this
Carlos: i’m not stable enough
Carlos: i just yelled at charles for not respecting her work and NOW I KNOW SHE’S DESIGNING MAX’S APARTMENT BECAUSE THEY’RE TOGETHER
Carlos: I AM HIS TEAMMATE.
Oscar: oh no
Lando: oh my god
Daniel: this is my favorite plot twist
Carlos: I’m going to lie down in the garage and never get up
Lando: welcome to the group
Lando: you’ll get used to the emotional whiplash
Oscar: We’re all just waiting for the day Charles finds out and the world ends
Daniel: we should get matching t-shirts
Daniel: i survived the verstappen-leclerc revelation and all i got was anxiety
***
The paddock was a flurry of noise—engine whines, media chatter— and Isabelle Leclerc was sipping iced water and trying not to sweat through her linen dress. One of Max’s linen shirts—stolen and knotted over her waist—was shielding her from the worst of the heat, and her sunglasses were perched high in her hair.
She smiled politely when people passed, waved when engineers greeted her, and genuinely lit up when Gianpiero Lambiase came to say hello.
“Hey,” GP said, clearly mid-break between meetings. “I heard you have opinions.”
Isabelle tilted her head. “About?”
“Backsplash tiles,” he said, completely serious. “Kitchen remodel. My wife thinks I’m hopeless.”
Isabelle laughed, genuinely delighted. “I do have opinions. And Pinterest boards, if you’re interested.”
GP looked genuinely relieved. “Bless you. She keeps saying she wants something that feels 'European farmhouse meets modern desert' and I have no idea what that means.”
“It means she wants matte finish tiles, not glossy,” Isabelle said immediately. “And don’t pick anything with faux distressing. It always looks cheap.”
GP raised both eyebrows, intrigued. “Okay. I’ll tell her I consulted an expert.”
They chatted for a few more minutes—about grout colors, countertop edges, the horrors of open shelving—before GP was called away to a strategy meeting.
Isabelle turned back to her water and tried to will the heat away.
And then—
“Can I talk to you?”
She looked up.
Charles. Sunglasses on, jaw tight, expression unreadable.
“Sure,” she said cautiously, standing. “Everything okay?”
He didn’t answer. Just jerked his chin in the direction of the quieter walkway near the back of the paddock. She followed, unease creeping up her spine.
When they reached the shaded area, Charles turned on her sharply.
“Seriously, Isabelle?”
She blinked. “I—what?”
“GP?” he snapped.
Her eyebrows flew up. “What about him?”
“You’re flirting with Max’s engineer now?”
Isabelle just… stared.
“Are you serious right now?” she asked.
Charles crossed his arms. “He’s married, Isa.”
“Oh my god,” she said, incredulous. “You think I’m flirting with him?”
Charles didn’t respond, which was answer enough.
Isabelle took a step back. “You think I’m—what, exactly? A homewrecker? Some desperate little paddock groupie trying to sleep her way around Red Bull?”
“I didn’t say that,” he bit out, but his tone said otherwise.
“You didn’t have to!” she snapped. “You said it with your face. And your judgmental little ‘big brother’ voice.”
Charles looked uncomfortable for the first time, but didn’t back down. “It’s not about judging you. It’s about how it looks.”
“Oh, how it looks?” Isabelle laughed, but there was no humor in it. “You’re really going to lecture me on appearances? You—whose own dating history has been very well documented—are suddenly the morality police?”
“That’s different,” he muttered.
“No, it’s not.” She stepped in close, her voice lower now. “I wasn’t flirting. GP and I were talking about backsplash tiles. For his kitchen remodel. With his wife. Because, surprise, I have a degree and actual taste and people ask for my opinion.”
Charles blinked.
“I cannot believe you think so little of me,” she said, voice shaking. “Do you really think I’d put myself in that position? That I’d disrespect someone’s marriage like that?”
His jaw clenched, guilt flickering behind his eyes. “I just—saw you. Laughing. And I assumed—”
“Well maybe stop assuming, Charles.” Her voice broke, and she quickly looked away. “You assume the worst. You assume I’m… what? Naive? Reckless? Looking for attention? You never give me the benefit of the doubt.”
Charles swallowed. “I’m just trying to look out for you.”
“By calling me a homewrecker?”
He winced.
Isabelle stepped back, the chill in the air suddenly sharper. “I don’t need your protection, Charles. I need your respect.”
They stood in silence for a long moment, the weight of her words settling between them like dust.
“I came to support you,” she said softly. “ And now I wish I’d stayed home.”
“And for the record,” Isabelle said, stepping past him, “if I was flirting with someone, I wouldn’t be flirting with a guy, who is holding a ‘World’s Best Dad’ travel mug and has a wedding band on his finger.”
***
The door clicked softly behind him as Max stepped into the suite, pulling his cap off and running a hand through his hair.
It had been a long, sticky day at the track — race prep, debriefs, heat clinging to everything — and all he wanted was to see her.
"Belle?" he called gently.
No answer.
He frowned, dropping his keys and phone onto the entry table, kicking off his shoes. The suite was mostly dark, save for the dim bedside lamp glowing through the half-closed bedroom door.
Max pushed it open carefully.
And there she was.
Isabelle sat curled up on the edge of the bed, still wearing her soft linen dress, her head bowed low.
Her shoulders were shaking.
Max’s heart dropped.
"Belle," he said immediately, voice low and sharp with concern, crossing the room in three quick strides. "Hey. Hey, what’s wrong?"
She shook her head, wiping at her face furiously with the sleeve of his shirt, like she was trying to erase the evidence.
It didn’t work.
Her cheeks were flushed, eyes red-rimmed, mouth trembling in that way that always gutted him.
Max sat down beside her, close but not crowding her, careful.
He knew her well enough to know she needed a second before he touched her.
Isabelle dragged in a shaky breath. "It’s stupid."
"Nothing that makes you cry is stupid," Max said firmly.
She let out a broken laugh. "Tell that to your future brother-in-law."
Max’s jaw clenched instantly. "Charles?"
Isabelle nodded miserably.
Max didn’t even try to temper the fury that flared in his chest.
"What did he say?" His voice was low, dangerous.
She shook her head again, sniffling. "He—he saw me talking to GP and he thought I was flirting with him."
Max blinked.
And then, against every better instinct, he let out a short, incredulous laugh.
Because seriously?
"Gianpiero Lambiase? My Race Engineer?!" Max said, completely baffled. "He thought you were flirting with GP?"
Isabelle let out a choked noise — somewhere between a sob and a laugh — and Max immediately reached out, pulling her carefully into his chest.
She came willingly, curling into him like she always did, her fists bunching into his shirt.
Max rested his chin on top of her head, his arms wrapped tight around her.
"You were talking about tile grout and kitchen backsplash colors," he muttered into her hair, still half-laughing, half-furious, because GP had told him all about that. And how Isabelle had apparently solved the tile dilemma in the Lambiase Household. "And Charles thought you were seducing a man who literally carries a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug everywhere?"
Isabelle gave a miserable little laugh through her tears, burying her face in her hands. "I feel horrible. Like I besmirched GP’s honor."
Max full-on laughed this time, wrapping an arm gently around her shoulders and tugging her into his chest.
"Belle," he said, shaking his head against her hair, "you didn’t besmirch anything. You didn’t do anything wrong."
She gave a tiny groan of despair. "His poor wife. I owe her an apology email. And a free kitchen consultation."
Max kissed the top of her head. "His wife’s will probably be crying laughing when she hears this story. She knows what she married — a man who brings spreadsheet printouts to pick out a dishwasher."
That finally coaxed a watery chuckle from her.
"Charles said it looked bad," Isabelle whispered miserably. "Like I was being careless."
Max closed his eyes for a second, breathing through the anger pulsing hot under his skin.
Careless.
Isabelle — who second-guessed every step she took, every word she said.
Isabelle — who bent over backwards to never make anyone uncomfortable.
Isabelle — who had spent years shrinking herself so no one could accuse her of taking up too much space.
Careless.
It made him want to throw something.
"You," Max said, pulling back just enough to look her in the eye, "are the least careless person I have ever met."
She gave him a watery little smile.
"And for the record," Max added, thumb brushing under her damp cheekbone, "if you were actually trying to flirt with someone, it wouldn’t be a married engineer who spends his lunch break arguing about countertop materials and backsplash tiles."
Isabelle laughed properly then, the sound soft and real against his chest.
"There’s my girl," Max murmured, pressing a kiss to her hair.
He rocked them gently for a second, grounding her, feeling the last of the tension bleed out of her body.
"You know what?" he said after a beat, voice lighter. "Next time Charles wants to accuse you of something, make it worth it."
She sniffed, laughing again. "Like what?"
Max shrugged, grinning. "Next time? Flirt with me in the garage. Right in front of him. Really traumatize him."
Isabelle snorted against his chest. "You’re evil."
"Only for you," Max said, kissing the side of her head again. "And besides, you’re much better at flirting than you think."
She lifted her head slightly, giving him a skeptical look.
Max smirked, leaning in until their noses brushed. "You got me, didn’t you?"
And Isabelle, finally smiling for real, kissed him — slow, lingering — like she was remembering exactly how.
Max kissed her back just as fiercely, every slow sweep of his mouth saying what he couldn’t put into words:
I see you. I trust you. I love you.
And he swore, next time anyone made her cry — even Charles — they’d have to go through him first.
And Max Verstappen didn’t lose.
****
Text Messages: Isabelle Leclerc & Emilie Abadie
Isabelle: Remind me again why I came to this race
Emilie: oh no. What happened? Do i need bail money?
Isabelle: I had a fight with Charles. He thought I was flirting with GP. Because we were talking about backsplash tiles for his KITCHEN with his WIFE.
Emilie: I’m going to set something on fire
Isabelle: Please don’t. Max already looks like he wants to fight him.
Emilie: Good.
Emilie: honestly give me 20 minutes and a sharp object
Isabelle: Em
Emilie: No because it’s insane
Emilie: He sees you laughing once and thinks you’re a scandal
Emilie: But when Arthur was publicly dating 13 supermodels a year it’s “boys will be boys”.
Isabelle: I know. It’s just exhausting
Emilie: He’s exhausting. You’re a ray of sunshine. He’s lucky to breathe the same air as you.
Isabelle: You’re very dramatic
Emilie: And you love me for it
Isabelle: I do
Isabelle: Max was perfect about it
Emilie: Of course he was. He worships the ground you walk on
Emilie: Stay strong, stay hydrated and if Charles says anything else dumb, just smile and picture me flipping him off from 5000 miles away
Isabelle: That actually helps
Emilie: Good. Love you.
Isabelle: love you too.
***
Text Messages: Max Verstappen & Gianpiero Lambiase.
Max: You homewrecker
GP: What???
Max: Charles thinks you’re trying to steal my girlfriend 😂
GP: WHAT
GP: MAX WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Max: He thought Belle was flirting with you in the paddock
GP: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BACKSPLASH TILES
GP: AND GROUT COLORS
Max: I know
Max: Belle told me
Max: I’m still laughing
Max: apparently "matte finish" is code for seduction now
GP: MAX
GP: SHE CRITIQUED MY TILE SAMPLE CHOICES
GP: I TOOK NOTES
GP: I SAID THE WORD “NEUTRAL GROUT”
Max: Dangerous game you’re playing, mate
Max: Luring innocent women with your opinions on subway tile.
GP: I’m MARRIED
GP: HAPPILY
GP: FOR FIFTEEN YEARS
GP: I WAS ASKING FOR DESIGN HELP BECAUSE MY WIFE SAID I HAVE “DAD BRAIN” AND NO TASTE
Max: Well now you’ve been accused of seducing my girlfriend with your “dad brain”
Max: big scandal, very dramatic
GP: I just wanted help choosing tile
Max: It gets better
Max: Belle is mortified
Max: She keeps saying she “besmirched your honour” and brought shame upon your grout consultation
GP: ...oh my god
GP: please tell her she did no such thing
GP: she saved me
GP: her recommendation singlehandedly ended a three-week argument with my wife
Max: She will be delighted to hear that
Max: She was preparing to write a formal apology email. And offer to design your whole kitchen free of charge.
GP: Tell her I am in awe
GP: and also a little afraid
GP: She is frighteningly good at backsplash logic
Max: She is.
Max: That’s one of the many, many reasons why I love her.
GP: Next time can we please avoid dragging me into romantic drama over interior finishes
Max: No promises
Max: You’re too charming when you talk grout
**
Text Messages: Gianpiero Lambiase & Eloisa Lambiase
GP: You are not going to believe what happened today
Eloisa: Did Max accidentally make another engineer cry?
GP: No, worse
GP: I have been accused of seducing Max’s girlfriend
Eloisa: I— what
GP: CHARLES LECLERC
GP: thought i was FLIRTING
GP: with HIS SISTER
GP: BECAUSE I ASKED FOR BACKSPLASH TILE ADVICE
Eloisa: I’M SORRY WHAT
Eloisa: YOU SEDUCED ISABELLE LECLERC???
GP: I DIDN’T SEDUCE ANYONE
GP: I was just asking for backsplash advice!
Eloisa: YOU GOT ACCUSED OF FLIRTING DURING A BACKSPLASH CHAT???
GP: It was in the paddock
GP: Charles saw us talking
GP: Apparently Isabelle laughed at something I said
GP: Now she’s a homewrecker and I tried to seduce her.
Eloisa: OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
GP: Max thinks it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened
GP: He called me "dangerous" and said I was “seducing her by talking about matte finish tiles”
GP: I want to resign
Eloisa: NO
Eloisa: YOU’RE FAMOUS NOW
Eloisa: YOU’RE THE F1 PADDOCK’S MOST DESIRED MAN
GP: Please stop
GP: I was holding my “World’s Best Dad” mug
GP: She was giving professional recommendations
Eloisa: You WERE
Eloisa: and apparently it was HOT
GP: I’m blocking you
Eloisa: No you’re not
Eloisa: You’re my husband, you sexy kitchen-reno Casanova
GP: Max said Isabelle feels terrible and thinks she “besmirched my honour”
Eloisa: please tell her she SAVED us
Eloisa: your choices were horrifying before she stepped in
Eloisa: She’s invited to all future home improvement debates
Eloisa: I trust her judgement more than yours
GP: Apparently she offered to redesign our entire kitchen as an apology.
Eloisa: DO NOT LET HER TAKE THAT BACK
Eloisa: TAKE THE FREE DESIGN WORK
Eloisa: SHE HAS TASTE AND I AM TIRED OF ARGUING ABOUT SUBWAY TILE
GP: I feel like I’ve lost control of my life
Eloisa: You did the moment you started saying “grout lines” like it was sexy
GP: …you used to find that sexy
Eloisa: I still do
Eloisa: Now let the nice woman redesign our kitchen and stop making Max cry with your effortless charm
Eloisa: We’ll have STUNNING countertops.
***
Text Messages: Max Verstappen & Jos Verstappen
Max: Can you do me a favor tomorrow?
Jos: Depends what it is.
Max: Keep an eye on Belle in the paddock for me
Max: I’ll be busy with Race prep and I don't want her stuck alone with the circus.
Jos: Something happen?
Max: Charles was an idiot. Made her cry. Thought she was flirting with GP.
Jos: ...what?
Max: They were talking about backsplash tiles. Tiles, dad
Max: And Charles thought she was seducing him
Max: GP has a wife and a mug that says "world’s best dad".
Max: Belle is mortified and doesn’t want to make a scene but I’d feel better if someone was around.
Jos: Charles is lucky she’s your girlfriend and not mine or i’d have knocked him into next week.
Max: Thanks, dad.
Max: So, you’ll be around?
Jos: Yeah.
Jos: I like her
Max: you do?
Jos: Yes.
Jos: She’s calm
Jos: Doesn’t care about the attention.
Jos: Treats you like a person, not a trophy.
Jos: And she’s polite to everyone.
Jos: You need that, especially with this life
Jos: and she reminds me of your mother.
Jos: The good parts.
Max: Thanks.
Jos: Don’t thank me
Jos: If her brother opens his mouth again, I won’t be as diplomatic as you
Max: Copy that
Jos: Go to sleep. You have a race tomorrow.
***
The sun was barely high enough to cast proper shadows across the paddock yet, but already the place was humming — engines firing up in garages, cameras being unpacked, people moving with that sharp, coiled energy that only came on race days.
Isabelle kept her head down as she crossed toward the Ferrari motorhome, clutching her coffee cup like a lifeline.
She had barely slept.
It wasn’t Charles’ words from yesterday that lingered — it was the old, familiar sting they brought back.
The feeling of being out of place.
Not enough.
Too much.
She was rounding a corner when a voice cut across her path.
"Belle."
She froze.
Turned slowly.
Jos Verstappen stood there.
Arms crossed.
Expression like granite.
For a wild second, Isabelle panicked.
Had she done something wrong?
Was this about... something?
Everything?
Jos jerked his chin toward the side of the hospitality tent.
"Come."
Not a request.
Heart thudding, she followed him.
They walked in silence along the quieter edge of the paddock, boots scuffing against the concrete, the buzz of early morning preparations filling the air around them.
Finally, Jos stopped near a low concrete wall, leaned one elbow on it, and looked at her.
Not soft.
Not kind.
Just... assessing.
"You’re not weak," he said, voice blunt.
Isabelle blinked. "I—thank you?"
Jos grunted. "Don’t let them treat you like you are."
Isabelle opened her mouth, but he held up a hand to cut her off.
"Doesn’t matter what your brother says. Doesn’t matter what anyone sees. You know who you are. You know who you stand next to."
She swallowed hard.
Jos squinted at her, like checking if she understood.
"You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone," he said. "Not even family."
He straightened then, brushing imaginary dust from his sleeve like the conversation wasn’t weighing the air between them.
"And if anyone gives you trouble today," Jos added, voice low and deliberate, "tell them they can answer to me."
Isabelle stared at him.
Jos Verstappen — who scared half the paddock with a look — had just offered to fight her battles.
Or at least stand behind her, silent and immovable, like a wall no one could knock down.
Her throat tightened unexpectedly.
Jos shifted, clearly uncomfortable with the lingering emotions.
"You’re good for him," he said roughly. "Better than he deserves, maybe."
Isabelle pressed her lips together hard.
Jos glanced away toward the garages, then back at her.
"Head up," he said. "Eyes forward. You’re a Verstappen now."
And with a short nod — like it was settled, permanent, not up for discussion — he turned and walked off, leaving her standing there, stunned, the weight of his words hitting harder than any podium speech or paddock rumor ever could.
A Verstappen.
She let out a shaky breath, squaring her shoulders.
Head up. Eyes forward.
She could do that.
***
Post Race Press Conference -Abu Dhabi Grand Prix 2023
Moderator: Congratulations, gentlemen. Max, let’s start with you — your 19th win of the season, an incredible dominant performance. How does it feel wrapping up the year on such a high?
Max Verstappen: It feels good. The team did an amazing job, as always. Car was strong all weekend. I’m happy to end the season this way.
Moderator: Charles, a strong second place today. How would you summarize your season?
Charles: (smiling, relaxed) It’s been a challenging year, but I think we made good progress toward the end. P2 today was the maximum. Happy to finish like this, and looking forward to building next season.
Moderator: George, third place for you today — and second for Mercedes in the Constructors'. Happy with that result?
George: (nods) Yeah, definitely. We knew coming into this weekend it would be tight, so I’m proud of the whole team. Good momentum heading into the winter break.
Moderator: For all three — with it being the last race of the season, a lot of families and friends are here this weekend. How much does it mean to have that kind of support?
Charles: (nodding) It’s always special. Seeing familiar faces after the race, sharing the moment — it makes all the difference.
George: (agreeing quickly) Yeah, it’s important. The season’s so long — having people show up and stick by you is massive.
Max: (voice sharp, no smile) It’s nice. Really nice when the people you care about show up. And I think that is something we need appreciate more and shouldn’t take for granted. It makes you realize who's paying attention — and who’s not.
(Charles stiffens slightly, casting a sidelong glance at Max, visibly confused. George starts tapping his fingers quietly against his knee like he’s trying to physically distract himself.)
Moderator: Moving on—Charles, you mentioned building for next season. Where do you think Ferrari needs to improve to challenge Red Bull more consistently?
Charles: I think we’ve made steps forward with race pace. But qualifying is still critical. We have to start stronger next year.
(Max’s mouth twitches — not quite a smile.)
Moderator: George, same question for you regarding Mercedes?
George: (relieved to be asked something normal) Yeah, similar. We’re closing the gap, but there’s still work to do. Everyone’s going to push hard over the winter.
Moderator: Charles, what was the most challenging part of your race today?
Charles: Uh, tire management, probably. We tried a different strategy and it wasn’t perfect. But we’ll learn from it and come back stronger next year.
Max: (flatly, without looking at him) Learning is important. Assuming you recognize the problem.
(George visibly bites his cheek to keep from reacting.)
Moderator: (to George, desperate for a less icy subject) George, what does the off-season look like for you?
George: (relieved) Um—sleep. Lots of sleep. Definitely time with family and friends. Just recharge and come back ready.
Moderator: And Charles?
Charles: (smiling automatically) Spending time with family and friends. Relaxing. Recharging.
Max: (calm, but brutal) Spending time with people who actually care about you. (pause) Quality over quantity.
(Dead silence in the room.)
(George stares at the floor like it might swallow him.)
(Charles looks genuinely confused.)
Moderator: (quickly) Alright, thank you, gentlemen. That’s all for today.
***
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@/f1oversteer: Why was Max looking at charles like he wanted to fistfight him during the press conference???
@/paddocktea: not to be dramatic but Max verstappen’s post-race energy was "say one more word and i'll launch you into the sun" and it was entirely directed at charles leclerc. what is going ON
@/racingincircles: ok but the way Max said "the people who actually show up" while STARING at charles... 😭😭😭 what did he mean by that
@/gp2engine: did charles and Max have a secret fistfight behind the garages or something why is the vibe so violent
@/monaco_mafia: george sitting in the middle of Max and charles looking like a victorian child watching his parents argue at dinner
@/f1clownery: i know charles is confused but the rest of us are confused too king WHO UPSET MAX
@/wheelsextension: i’m sorry but charles leclerc’s energy today was so "what did i do" and Max’s was "you know exactly what you did"... except i don't think he does and neither do we… i need answers
@pitlanepettiness: sources (vibes) are saying something WILD is going down behind the scenes and i for one am ready for the netflix edit
@fastlanefreaks: you could feel the beef through the screen. i am eating it up but also terrified.
@motorsportmess: Max smiling tightly while charles is visibly sweating and george is trying to disappear into the floorboards... academy award winning drama
@/griddyforgp: Max throwing shade like it's personal and charles sitting there looking like he just got accused of murder
@/ferrarifangirl: charles: 😐 Max: 🙂🔪 george: 👀👟💨
@/f1sillyseason: petition for someone to tell us the FULL tea immediately i am not surviving the offseason otherwise
@/maxstappen44: someone check the abu dhabi paddock for the body bc Max BURIED charles during that conference and no one even noticed at first
@/charlesupportgroup: me watching Max roast my boy alive while he looks increasingly confused 👁️👄👁️
@/f1updates: sources in the paddock say “everyone’s being normal” but the vibes are off like someone’s about to get unfollowed on instagram levels of off
@/abudhabidrama: you are telling me Max verstappen and charles leclerc are beefing and i don't even get a backstory??? this is abuse
@/f1wagsleaks: what the actual hell is going on between Max and charles?? Max had BEEF ENERGY in that press conference and charles looked like he had no idea why i’m obsessed
@/formulachaos: MAX: “It’s nice when the people in your life actually show up to support you :)” stares directly at Charles CHARLES: 🧍♂️ GEORGE: 👀🚪
@/postracegossip: this is officially the most tense podium press conference i’ve ever seen someone bring popcorn and possibly a referee
@/notdutchjustfast: someone explain to me like I’m five: Why is Max acting like Charles ran over his cat and why is Charles acting like he doesn’t remember what a cat is
@/f1girliesunite: this has nothing to do with racing and everything to do with a woman, I feel it
@/danriccsmilez:George Russell is the human equivalent of the “I do not see it” meme rn He saw whatever drama that was and said “not my circus, not my millionaires”
@/mclarenshadowstalker: Lando. speak now. We know you know TELL US
@/chaosandcheckered: Next year’s Drive to Survive is going to need a trigger warning
***
Text Messages: George Russell & Alex Albon
George: Mate, do you know what’s going on between max and charles
Alex: what Alex: no Alex: why
George: Press conference was WEIRD George: Max basically roasted him alive George: Charles looked like he didn’t even know why
Alex: lol Alex: no idea Alex: i wasn’t even paying attentio
George: alex George: seriously George: it was tense
Alex: how tense are we talking Alex: like Alex: mild paddock gossip tense Alex: or Alex: security might need to intervene tense
George: somewhere in the middle George: like "passive aggressive christmas dinner" levels of tense
Alex: oof Alex: hate that
George: i swear max was this close to throwing a chair
Alex: charles wouldn’t survive that Alex: he’d just start apologizing and not know why
George: that’s the problem George: he looked genuinely confused
Alex: 😂😂 Alex: classic
George: seriously George: if you hear anything George: tell me George: i don’t want to get blindsided if they start swinging in parc fermé
Alex: lmao Alex: will keep ears open Alex: but rn all i know is Alex: max is mad Alex: charles is confused Alex: george is stressed
George: useless
Alex: you knew that when you texted me 🫶
***
Text Messages: George Russell & Lando Norris
George: Mate George: What’s going on with max and charles
Lando: Uh Lando: what do you mean
George: don’t play dumb George: press conference was insane George: max basically called him fake to his face
Lando: 👀 Lando: i mean Lando: uh Lando: i didn’t really notice anything
George: lando
Lando: maybe max’s just tired?? Lando: long season Lando: lots of emotions you know 😅
George: he looked ready to rip someone’s head off
Lando: 😬 Lando: well Lando: maybe he just really cares about honesty and support and…stuff
George: what do you know
Lando: nothing
George: lando.
Lando: i don’t know anything i can legally say
George: what does that even mean
Lando: listen mate Lando: for your own safety Lando: stay out of it
George: out of what??
Lando: THE VORTEX
George: what vortex
Lando: the verstappen-leclerc vortex Lando: you don’t want to get sucked in
George: lando. George: what did max do George: what did charles do
Lando: max didn’t do anything Lando: charles didn’t do anything Lando: everyone’s innocent Lando: and i’m especially innocent
George: you’re being very suspicious
Lando: i’m being ALIVE Lando: which is what you should focus on
George: so i should be worried
Lando: VERY worried Lando: but not about you Lando: about your proximity to the drama
George: brilliant George: great George: fantastic
Lando: good chat 😌
George: remind me to never trust you again
Lando: you never should’ve started
***
Fernando Alonso liked to think he was good at reading people.
Came with the territory — two decades in Formula 1, countless teammates, politics thicker than engine oil. You survived by knowing who was lying, who was hiding something, who was seconds from setting fire to their own garage.
And today? Today, something was off.
He was leaning casually against the Aston Martin hospitality wall, sipping a tiny, bitter espresso, when he saw it.
Max Verstappen. Walking through the paddock. Not alone.
Isabelle Leclerc, right beside him.
Nothing scandalous. No hand-holding, no grand gestures. Just two people walking.
But Max — Max, who barely let people breathe the same air as him — was walking close. Protective. Easy. Like it wasn’t new. Like it wasn’t a secret.
Fernando narrowed his eyes behind his sunglasses.
Interesting.
He watched them — Max steering her casually through the chaos with a light touch at the small of her back, Isabelle laughing at something he said, bright and unbothered.
Fernando turned slightly, caught a glimpse of Charles Leclerc a few garages down — not noticing any of this.
More interesting.
Later, during media rounds, he saw Lando Norris visibly flinch when someone mentioned Isabelle's name near a microphone.
And Fernando — two-time world champion, professional paddock gossip connoisseur — put it all together.
After all, he hadn’t survived in this sport for nothing.
He caught Max alone for a moment near the Red Bull hospitality, standing with that casual, lazy posture that fooled no one.
Fernando strolled up, espresso in hand.
"Congratulations," Fernando said smoothly. "On the race. And... other things."
Max raised an eyebrow, cool as ever. "Thanks."
Fernando sipped his coffee, studying him over the rim of the cup. "You think Charles is going to kill you when he finds out?"
Max’s mouth twitched. "Eventually."
Fernando chuckled, low and pleased. "Good. It was getting boring around here."
Max just smirked, entirely unbothered.
Fernando shook his head, amused beyond measure. "You know," he said, stepping back, "I always knew you were a reckless bastard. Just didn’t think you'd go for family drama reckless."
Max tipped his head slightly, as if accepting the compliment.
"And her?" Fernando asked, almost curiously. "Isabelle?"
Max’s smirk faded, just a little, replaced by something quieter. Steadier.
Fernando recognized it immediately — the rare thing that made even champions stupid.
Real.
Not for show. Not for the cameras. Not for PR.
Max shrugged one shoulder, casual but firm. "She’s worth it."
Fernando barked a short laugh, clapped Max on the shoulder once. "Good," he said. "Make it worth it."
Then he tossed back the rest of his espresso, tossed the cup into a bin without looking, and strolled away — whistling under his breath.
Because finally, finally, the paddock was interesting again.
***
The roar of celebration had faded behind them. No club lights, no champagne-soaked chaos, no loud music or podium flashbacks playing on screens.
Just altitude, quiet, and the steady hum of the jet engines as they cut through the darkness above the Gulf.
Isabelle curled into the wide leather seat, legs tucked beneath her, Max’s hoodie swallowed around her frame. Across from her, Max sat slouched with one arm thrown over the back of the seat, utterly at ease. The cap was gone, curls slightly messy. His race suit was half-unzipped and swapped for a black t-shirt. He looked tired. Soft around the edges.
He’d insisted they skip the party. Said he’d had enough noise. Said he just wanted to go home. Said she was home.
She hadn’t argued.
Now, with the cabin lights dimmed and the stars beyond the windows flickering against the black, Isabelle found herself staring at him — at his calm, unreadable profile — and feeling something enormous pressing against her chest.
"Your dad found me this morning," she said, voice quiet, almost lost in the hum.
Max turned to her immediately, alert in that subtle way he always was when it came to her. "Yeah?"
She nodded, gaze dropping to the thin gold ring around her thumb — one he’d bought her in Tokyo because she’d paused in front of a shop window for half a second.
"He pulled me aside. Said some things."
Max’s brows lifted. "Bad things?"
She shook her head. "No. Just... direct."
Max’s mouth twitched. "So, my father."
Isabelle smiled faintly. "He told me I wasn’t weak. That I didn’t have to explain myself to anyone. That I was a Verstappen now."
That made Max still. Not alarmed. Not tense. Just still. Like the words had rooted somewhere deep.
"He said if anyone gave me trouble, they’d have to answer to him," she added, voice softer now. "Then just walked off like he hadn’t made me want to cry in the middle of the paddock."
Max leaned forward, resting his forearms on his knees, elbows propped. Watching her.
"I didn’t ask him to say that," he said, measured. "I only asked him to look out for you."
"I know," she murmured.
"And?" he asked, eyes searching hers. "Did it help?"
She let out a slow breath. "Yeah. It helped. It was... grounding. A little terrifying. But grounding."
Max smiled, small and real. "He likes you."
"Scary way of showing it," she said wryly.
Max shrugged. "He doesn’t know how to be soft. But loyalty? That’s his version of love."
She nodded slowly. Let the words sink in.
After a moment, she added, quieter still: "It meant something. Hearing that. Being told I belonged."
Max reached across the space between them and took her hand, threading their fingers together.
"In every way that matters," he said, voice low, steady, fierce, "you already are."
Her eyes flicked up to his.
"You’re mine," Max added, thumb brushing along the curve of her knuckle. "My partner. My person. My home."
She swallowed thickly. His hand was warm, steady. Unmoving.
"And if you want your passport to match someday..."
He smiled, just a little — not teasing, not even hinting.
Promise.
"We’ll make that happen too."
Isabelle’s breath hitched.
There was no rush.
No pressure.
But it was there — quiet and solid and waiting.
The life they were building.
She gave his hand a gentle squeeze, leaning across the aisle until her forehead rested against his.
"I love you," she whispered.
"I know," Max murmured. "I love you more."
And the hum of the engines, the silence of the sky, the softness of this stolen moment — it all folded in around them like a secret the world hadn’t figured out yet.
But soon.
Soon, they wouldn’t be hiding anymore.
And Isabelle — steady and ready — would meet it all head-on. Head up. Eyes forward.
Like a Verstappen.
***
Instagram Story: @/isabelleleclerc
***
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@/gridgossip: Isabelle ending her q&a by thanking people for asking about HER and not her brothers... I'm crying in the club actually
@/monacoprincess: no bc imagine living your whole life in the shadow of your brothers and finally being like "thank you for seeing me". this girl deserves the world
@/paddocktalk: her just wanting to exist as HERSELF not "charles' sister" not "leclerc family member #3" just isabelle i’m going to start swinging
@/f1girlie: the worst part is you can TELL she didn’t expect people to care about her and she still answered so kindly and openly… protect her at all costs
@/undercutqueen: me watching isabelle leclerc quietly exist without demanding attention and somehow being the most interesting person in the paddock [insert emotional damage meme]
@/rbrsunshine: no bc the amount of grace and patience isabelle must have to live in the leclerc orbit and STILL be this soft and sweet… i would have gone feral YEARS ago
@/paddocktea: the fact that this was her first Q&A ever and she was genuinely shocked people asked about her and not charles/arthur??? we failed her as a society
@/tifosimama: you know what? isabelle leclerc appreciation post. talented. stylish. kind. strong. soft-spoken but powerful. this is an isabelle stan account now.
@/f1girlies: when isabelle said "everyone should have an emilie" about emilie…i just. i need to go lie down.
@/mclarenmischief: also her talking about victoria verstappen??? saying "not a lot of people can understand what it’s like” like no wonder they’re close. It’s a whole different kind of fear
@/ferrarifangirl: THE WAY ISABELLE AND VICTORIA UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT… that hit way harder than i expected
@/gridgossip: isabelle casually saying "everyone deserves one friend like emilie" has me SOBBING at 3pm on a Monday
@/gridgossip: new theory: what if she’s been cat-sitting Max’s cats this whole time and we’ve just been clowns not seeing it
@/p1princess: what if the cats always knew…what if sassy and jimmy were the REAL first ones to approve of belle
@/redbullracingwives: charles not letting isabelle borrow his cars is both hilarious and the most big brother energy imaginable
@/honeybadgerenergy: ISABELLE LECLERC DRIVES A VOLVO
not a ferrari
not a lamborghini
a VOLVO
she's actually mothering the entire paddock i fear
@/gridgossip: isabelle leclerc posting a literal MOODBOARD during a casual q&a and it’s everything i want my future house to be
she’s unreal
@/mclarenmischief: her caption was literally "be nice" and then she dropped the most perfect moodboard like it was NOTHING
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Okay, so with Quackity Studios tweeting about adding new people and the need for tolerance and patience with people who don't speak English, let's just take a second and have a chat about what that's gonna look like.
First: you will hear things or read things on the translator that hurt or offend you.
This is inevitable. Do not immediately post about it. What you need tolerance for is hearing things that hurt or offend you and what you need patience for is figuring out of malicious intent was present or if this is a hill worth dying on right now.
As an example, we're pretty sure at this point that Korean is gonna be the next language added. The second person pronoun in Korean sounds a lot like the n-word in English. The n-word in English, if you're not aware, is like the single most offensive slur we have. It's not something that you want to hear unexpectedly. But also, if we get Koreans, they're gonna be using the word for "you" and English speakers are gonna have to be able to tolerate that.
On the other side of things, Korean has a complex system of honorifics and addressing someone without an honorific would be considered very forward and intimate at least if not very rude. None of the QSMP languages have honorifics though and only French really retains formality* so no one else is going to address them with honorifics unless they specifically explain it to people and walk them through it. That will probably be weird and uncomfortable for them and they're going to have to be able to tolerate that.
*Spanish and Portuguese do technically have formal vs informal but it's disappearing quickly in both of them.
These natural cultural clashes and pain points are going to be harder to overcome since we also know that at least some of these creators won't speak English at all so they can't just switch to English to helpfully explain things to us easily in a way we understand. We're going to have to deal.
So here's the thing: just because there can be cultural miscommunications and mistranslations, that doesn't mean that people can't also be assholes. How do you distinguish between the two?
Step One: Assume good faith. Assume that everyone in a given encounter is trying to communicate respectfully and compassionately and that a failure to do so can be overcome
Step Two: Don't get involved. Especially not in Twitch Chat. Two or more people trying to communicate through a language barrier does not get easier when they're also trying to wrangle hostile viewers.
Step Three: Are you sure you heard what you thought you heard or saw what you thought you saw? Did the translator fuck up? Is it a word that just coincidentally happens to sound like another word? If this is the case, the streamers can ask for clarification or use another tool and get it cleared up. Keep watching and see if they do.
Step Four: If they did say what you thought they said, are the streamers handling it? We had a thing a while back where Bad called some friends, including Bagi and Etoiles, uncultured because they didn't get a reference he was making and Etoiles was like "bro I'm French" and Bad apologized. That should have been the end of it, but I had to see people arguing about it for weeks. The problem was solved in 10 seconds.
Step Five: If the person is doubling down, are you sure this is something you can fix by yelling about it on Twitter or Tumblr? Would it be better to let people who actually know them talk to them behind the scenes? Pierre made a few missteps in the beginning of the server, Quackity said they had a chat, Pierre hasn't misstepped since. It's just easier to sort things out in private, one on one conversation than yelling at someone in public.
In short: it's fine to take note of behavior in case patterns start to emerge in it, but yelling on social media about how so and so is the worst person possible is not constructive.
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Here We Go
Pairing: Dad!Kylian Mbappe x Mom!Leclerc!Reader
Warnings: Cursing, real Madrid, Fabrizio Romano sneak diss
Authors Note: Technically a part 2 to baby baby but could also be read on its own
Requested: Yes/No
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y/nmbappe weekends 🤍
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user1 I love them
user2 my favorite wag
user3 white hearts = Madrid????
user4 he’s so pretty 😭
user5 where’s the inaugural Charles comment
charles_leclerc he plays piano???
y/nmbappe better than you, probably
charles_leclerc 😒🖕
user6 Ahhh I love kylian dad content 🥹
user7 lmao when are these pictures from???
kylianmbappe 🫶
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user8 she’s his own personal photographer
user9 🤩
arthur_leclerc is this your account or his
y/nmbappe my bad I’m in a happy marriage
arthur_leclerc I accept your apology
user10 y/n can’t catch a break with her brothers lmfao
user11 my favssss
user12 baby nmbappe 🥹🫶
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user12 SHES SO PRETTY 😭😭😭😭
user13 she posts kylian so much I forget she’s stunning
user14 I’m sensing a swimsuit-related breakdown from the Leclerc brothers
user15 oh my god it’s the rare post of herself, eating this up 🫶
user17 lmfao, Frankie de jong in the likes??? Ik he’s Barca but come on man 😭
champagnepapi 🤩
charles_leclerc boo 🍅🍅🍅
arthur_leclerc she’s married bro
lorenzotl no 👎
user18 LMAO YALL SEE THE DRAKE COMMENT??? 😭😭😭
user19 the leclerc replies in screaming 🤭
joeyb_9 😮💨
charles_leclerc 🫵🐅☠️
arthur_leclerc this is why you don't have a Superbowl
lorenzotl mahomes better
user20 Jesus these poor men 😭
user21 these comments are so entertaining 🤭
kylianmbappe belle fille 🤍
y/nmbappe mon amour 🤍
charles_leclerc anyways, put a shirt on
y/nmbappe im not gonna yell at you since you've been defending my honor under every comment
charles_leclerc you're welcome 🫡
y/nmbappe still not putting a shirt on though
arthur_leclerc 👎
lorenzotl where is your child
y/nmbappe with Charles
lorenzotl oh no
y/nmbappe dw, alex is there too
alexandrasaintmleux baby mbappe is lovely 🥹🫶
charles_leclerc baby leclerc*
user22 😭😭😭
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y/nnbappe happy euros 🐢🤕
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user23 VIVA LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
user24 poor kylian 😭
user25 the turtle in the caption????
kylianmbappe zizou??? 🤨
y/nmbappe you don't like zizou???
kylianmbappe you know I do, but you should be wearing out last name 😅
y/nmbappe i forgot the nmbappe one at home 🫶
kylianmbappe just wear one of mine 😗
y/nmbappe lol, ill wear urs tomorrow Ky 🤍
user26 lmao the zizou jersey
user27 kylian couldn't wear the France mask???
user28 thank god 🙏 that one was lowk ugly
charles_leclerc hows the face @|kylianmbappe
kylianmbappe still broken, thanks man
charles_leclerc 🫡
user29 my favourite brother-in-laws
lorenzotl at another international tournament without me 🤨
y/nmbappe get a job
user30 I love that kit
arthur_leclerc yay france 🇫🇷
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user31 awww the youngest leclerc are accepting the French nationality again 🫶
user32 did y'all see kylian with baby mbappe after the game?? 🥹
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y/nmbappe happy Father’s Day to the love of my life and the best husband and father anyone could ever ask for 🤍
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user33 AWWWWWW
user34 🥹🥹🥹
user35 BABY MBAPPE IS BACK ON THE FEED 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
user36 wait this is so lovely 🥰
user37 how old is baby mbappe now???
user38 he's like 5 or 6 no one knows his exact birthday 🤷♀️
user39 they grow up so fast 😭
user40 🥰
charles_leclerc ill be nice to him just for today
kylianmbappe thanks man 🫡
charles_leclerc only because you're raising my nephew
y/nmbappe charles stop bullying my husband
charles_leclerc I'm not bullying him. If I was bullying him I wouldve used a turtle emoji by now
user41 happy fathers day!!!!
user42 my favourite football family
arthur_leclerc happy for you, sœur 🫶
y/nmbappe thank you Arthur, I appreciate the maturity
charles_leclerc this feels targeted
lorenzotl if the shoe fits bro
user43 🤍🤍🤍
kylianmbappe je t'aime mon coeur 🤍 im so grateful for you and our family 🤍🤍🤍
y/nmbappe ky 🥹🤍🤍
user44 awww this is so sweet I'm gonna melt 😭
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📍Circuit de Barcelona Catalunya


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y/nmbappe then and now 🤍
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user45 OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUNG CHARLES 😭😭😭
user46 he looks like a child 😭
user47 kylian looks pretty much the same meanwhile Charles is not that person at all anymore 😅
user48 if I was Charles I would not let someone repost those pictures 😔
charles_leclerc DELETE THIS
charles_leclerc REMOVE THIS NOW PLEASE
charles_leclerc I NEED THIS SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET
charles_leclerc IM NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE DELETE DELETE DELETE
charles_leclerc YOURE GONNA RUIN MY IMAGE
user49 Charles 😭😭
kylianmbappe oh wow
y/nmbappe yeah, dont worry baby, you look great
charles_leclerc PICK UP THE PHONE AND DELETE THIS
user50 leclerc/mbappe meet-up 🫶
user51 ik carlos is freaking out somewhere about being so close to kylian
alexandrasaintmleux can you send me that first picture pls love 🫶
charles_leclerc DO NOT SEND HER THAT
y/nmbappe i sent it 🫶
charles_leclerc GOD DAMN IT Y/N
user52 lmao kylian looks so bored next to Fred
user53 oh my god Charles is losing his mind
charles_leclerc this is why baby leclerc likes me better than you
y/nmbappe if you keep yelling at me i am going to put that child in full red bull gear
charles_leclerc 🖕
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y/nmbappe karting with uncle Maxie 🤍
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user54 oh… oh no
user55 Charles is gonna kill someone
user56 hey, baby mbappe looks sick though
lorenzotl hahahahaha
user57 I'm glad someone in that family finds this funny 😭
user58 I'm so scared
charles_leclerc ...😑
charles_leclerc you're kidding me
charles_leclerc I am going to kill max
charles_leclerc why would you do this to me
charles_leclerc I can't believe you'd do this
y/nmbappe this is not that surprising pls be fr
user59 😭
kylianmbappe I don't care what team he wears 🤷🏾♂️ did baby mbappe have fun?
y/nmbappe lmao, yeah he did. He loves Max sooo 🤷♀️
kylianmbappe 🤷🏾♂️
user60 I fear for Max’s car next race
maxverstappen1 I’m glad he had fun 😅😅😅
charles_leclerc drive safe next race “uncle Maxie” 😒
maxverstappen1 oh okay, love u 2 man 🫶
charles_leclerc 😒😒😒
user61 😭 free my man max
arthur_leclerc not that I’m thrilled about the Red Bull suit but I do feel like Charles deserves this in some way
charles_leclerc I hate all of you so much
user62 pfttt they’re so funny 😭😭😭
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco

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y/nmbappe does anyone know who this man is??? He crashed our family dinner 🤦♀️
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user63 CARLOSSSSSSSS
user64 VAMOSSSSSS
user65 my love 😍🫶
user66 lmao the Madrid jersey, this man has a quest he’s trying to fulfill
user67 and when kylian goes to Madrid, yall will be thanking Carlos. Mark my words.
arthur_leclerc idk who he is but can you tell him to help me with bringing the plates out
y/nmbappe I sent him inside 🫡
user68 I would love to know kylians reaction to the jersey
charles_leclerc I would like everyone to know that before he got here, this was just leclercs and their partners
lorenzotl and then, in rolls a large Spanish man
y/nmbappe he brought wine, leave him alone
carlossainz you only like me because I brought alcohol??? 🤨
y/nmbappe ofc not carlito, we all 🫶 you
carlossainz good, because I love your husband
user69 lmfao Carlos is just here for the madridistas
user70 I bet their dinners are fun asf
carlossainz HALA MADRID!!! 🤍🤍🤍
y/nmbappe yeah, yeah, thank you Carlos
y/nmbappe maman needs your help with dinner
lorenzotl no she doesn't 🧐
y/nmbappe shut up lorenzo
user71 ahh I love them 🥰
kylianmbappe I'm not sure I'm allowed to publicly interact with Carlos unless he takes the jersey off
carlossainz come to Madrid hermano 🇪🇸
y/nmbappe hes not allowed to reply to that comment, carlos 😐
carlossainz 😢
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📍 Santiago Bernabéu Stadium, Madrid, Spain

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y/nmbappe Hala Madrid 🤍
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user72 I can feel Carlos’ excitement through the screen
user73 wow I'm so glad that this transfer was revealed by the club yesterday!
user74 yeah! Isn't it so cool that none of the big journalists revealed this beforehand??! 🤩
user75 KYLIANNNNNNN 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇫🇷
kylianmbappe 🤍
y/nmbappe 🤍
user76 YAYYYY
charles_leclerc wait, come back to France, I'm gonna miss you and baby leclerc
carlossainz SHUT UP, ITS MY TURN NOW!!! VIVA LA ESPAÑA
charles_leclerc this is why Lewis is taking your seat
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charles_leclerc I'm in pr jail 😔
carlossainz as you should be 🤨
user77 wait I'm gonna miss y/n being a psg wag
user78 but now she's a Madrid wag 🤩
judebellingham welcome! 🙌 🤍
y/nmbappe thanks Jude 🫶
user79 JUDE & BABY MBAPPE??? JUDE UNCLE CONTENT??!
user80 gonna need bestie camavinga back tysm
arthur_leclerc glad to see baby leclerc repping the kit I bought him 😗
y/nmbappe 😐 thank you, Arthur
arthur_leclerc some enthusiasm would be appreciated
y/nmbappe no
arthur_leclerc fair enough
lorenzotl as long as you come back to Monaco sometimes I'll be okay
y/nmbappe even if I don't, I'm sure you’ll all continue to spam comments on my Instagram posts even if I refuse to reply
lorenzotl we dont do that
y/nmbappe 🤨 @/arthur_leclerc @/charles_leclerc
arthur_leclerc …shes definitely right
charles_leclerc yeah that seems pretty accurate
charles_leclerc I love you guys… even if you are abandoning me
y/nmbappe we love you too, especially baby mbappe 🤍🤍🤍
charles_leclerc baby leclerc*
y/nmbappe shut up 🥰
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Rite of Passage
Summary: Spencer is home alone with his daughter when she gets her period for the first time
Request: Spencer and Reader are married. They have a teenage daughter who gets her period for the first time (initially requested to @imagining-in-the-margins)
Pairing: Technically Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader but it’s mostly about Spencer and his daughter!
Category: Comfort, Fluff
Content Warnings: mentions blood, menstruation, period hygiene, cramps, female anatomy and biology, crying, food
Author's Note: I wrote this for @/imagining-in-the-margins Kid Fic Writing Challenge!
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Sunday mornings always brought a certain calmness with them. Spencer was still half asleep when you kissed him goodbye, leaving for a little day trip with your friends when the sun was barely up.
Spencer mumbled something that should have sounded like I love you before he closed his eyes once more, looking forward to some father-daughter quality time with your wonderful kid Marie.
That was until he was awoken by shrill screams coming from her room.
You were long gone when Spencer jumped out of bed, all of his years working with the FBI having him expect the worst. He rushed into his daughter’s room, finding her sitting in her bed, a look of horror spread across her face.
“Are you okay!?” Spencer almost yelled when he reached her bedside.
His daughter slowly shook her head while pulling back the blanket, revealing small blood stains on her pajama pants and the sheets. It only took Spencer a split second to realize what was happening. His facial features softened instantly.
He thought he still had a few more months, maybe even another year, until this would happen. He had also hoped that you would be home for this occasion, certainly handling this a lot better than he ever could.
“Oh sweetie,” he cooed while sitting down on the edge of her bed. “I think you got your period.”
Instead of saying anything, Marie just buried her face in her hands and started wailing. Spencer wasn’t sure if she was still in shock or if the general discomfort made her cry.
“It’s okay. It just means you’re becoming a woman.”
As soon as the words left his mouth, he wished he could have taken them back. He hated the thought that his little girl was actually growing up more than anything. And it certainly didn't help in this moment.
Without thinking about it, he did what he was most comfortable with and started rambling, “We talked about this, do you remember? It means that your uterine lining is shedding which results in the discharge of blood through your–”
“Dad!” She cried. “Please stop talking about my… you know! It’s weird!”
“I’m sorry, I’ll stop.”
His little girl wiped away some tears from her cheeks before muttering, “Where’s mom? I wanna talk to her.”
Spencer sighed. He would have liked nothing more than to be able to let you take over right then. “She already left for her day trip. She won’t be home until six.”
This explanation only led to more crying. Spencer reached out his hand to offer comfort with a gentle touch on her arm but Marie shied away from him.
“I feel gross,” she whined.
“Why don’t you hop in the shower to get clean and then change into fresh clothes?”
It seemed like he finally said something helpful. Her sobs simmered down as she got up from her bed to walk over to the bathroom, locking the door behind her. Spencer quickly changed the sheets and put out some clean clothes for his daughter before disappearing in his bedroom.
He let out a loud breath as he reached for his phone to call you. Before you could say anything, he blurted out, “She got her period and won’t stop crying and I don’t know what to do!”
“Oh my poor girl! Is she with you right now?” You wanted to know.
“She’s in the shower. Can you please come home?”
You knew that he wasn’t being serious. A quiet laugh escaped our mouth before you said, “Don't be so dramatic, Spencer. I’m sure you're very capable of handling this.”
“I told her that her uterine lining was shedding. It was not helpful,” he sighed.
“Yeah, maybe hold off on the biology lesson for now. You know where my pads are, right?”
“Oh yeah, right. She's gonna need them.” Spencer paused for a second. “Oh god, what if she wants to use a tampon? I can’t explain that to her. That conversation will make the both of us cry.”
“Give her a pad for now, those are self-explanatory. I can talk to her about tampons later if she wants.”
“Okay, okay, yeah. She just turned off the shower, I gotta go!”
“Good luck! And stop panicking!”
That was easier said than done. Spencer almost jumped when he heard Marie knocking on the bedroom door.
“You can come in!”
His daughter, tightly wrapped in a bathrobe, stepped into the room. She had stopped crying but still seemed upset. Spencer’s heart always broke a little when he saw his little girl in discomfort.
“I’m still uhm…bleeding,” she whispered.
“Yes, that's gonna last a couple of days,” Spencer replied with a soft voice. He disappeared in the master bathroom for a second to get a pack of pads. “Here. Do you know how to use them?”
“I’m not an idiot, dad,” she snubbed.
The tone of her voice gave away how irritated she was. Usually Spencer would remind her to be more respectful but decided to let it slide this time.
“I know, Mimi. I just wanted to make sure,” he said instead.
The use of this nickname for his daughter was yet another reminder of a time that seemed so long gone right then. Marie had trouble pronouncing her own name as a toddler so she’d say Mimi instead. Spencer loved it so much that he stuck with it ever since.
Without saying another word, she disappeared in her room. Spencer rubbed his temples for a moment before getting ready for the day himself. He decided to give his daughter some space and prepare breakfast in the meantime.
He was focussed on not burning the chocolate chip pancakes he was making when Marie stepped into the kitchen.
“I’m sorry I snapped at you,” she mumbled.
Spencer turned his head to smile at his daughter. “It's okay, sweetie. I know you aren’t feeling well.”
She placed her hands on her lower stomach and muttered, “It hurts.”
“Here,” Spencer said as he reached for the hot water bottle he had already prepared. “Heat has a proven effect on relieving period cramps.”
“Thank you.”
A timid smile appeared on her face when she realized her father was preparing her favorite breakfast. She stepped closer to catch a glimpse of the pan while chirping, “Chocolate chip pancakes?”
“You know I’d do anything to make you feel better, Mimi,” Spencer spoke in a soft voice while offering his daughter a hug.
This time she accepted, tightly wrapping her arms around him. Spencer was relieved that he didn’t mess up yet another thing. Marie was very bright and realized something Spencer had thought about earlier, too.
“Wait,” she said as she stepped back. “You always make mom her favorite meal when she’s in a bad mood.”
“You have a lot in common with your mother, “ he explained. “I figured I should try what works for her.”
“Now you’ll have to deal with two cranky girls in the house,” Marie laughed while taking out two plates.
“I really don't mind,” he sincerely replied. “I can’t imagine what it’s like to have all kinds of uncomfortable side effects during your period. Taking care of your mom – and now you – is the least I could do.”
After a moment of silence she said, “Earlier you said that I’m becoming a woman now. I thought about that when I was in the shower… What if I don't wanna grow up yet?”
“I don’t know if that helps, but… You’ll always be my little girl,” Spencer responded while filling both plates with pancakes.
“So you’ll still watch Disney movies with me?”
A wide smile spread over Spencer’s face as he took the plates to walk over to the couch. “I was hoping you'd ask!”
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FUCK MY WIFE ,, 방찬
pairings ⸝⸝⸝ bangchan x fem!reader wc. 3.9k+
genre. neighbor!au, smut
𓄷 includes ... cheating, unprotected sex, oral ( both receiving ), daddy kink
「 authors note 𖹭 」 you don't technically need to read the lee know fic , but it doesn't reference parts from the story so.
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chan watched you go inside minhos house; he also saw minho following behind you, like he was on a mission. “hey baby.” he felt the lips of his wife's on his cheek. “hey.” he said looking around for your mother and minhos wife. “Who are you looking for?.” his wife asked, he shook his head. “no one.” he saw them both talking to each other; both of them so unaware of what their daughter and husband were up to. “just looking for the host or hostess.”
“ah she's over there talking to their neighbor that lives across the street from them.” she pointed. “i'm not sure where her husband is though— hey!” she waved as the two ladies approached them. “Mr. and Mrs. Bhang , how are you enjoying the barbecue?” the lady of the house asked him, chan tipped his drink with a smile. “You guys know how to throw a party , and the desserts are amazing.” he complimented. “well that's courtesy of Ms. y/ln here , she owns the bakery as you know.”
“Well you are an amazing baker.” the lady gushed, “thank you.” she said, his wife spoke up. “Hey, where is your husband?” He watched her look around much like he did before , but he knew where he was — and to say he was jealous was an understatement. “Probably inside feeding the cats.” she shrugged it off. “That man and those cats , sometimes I swear he loves them more than me.” she laughed.
“ah! there he is.” She said, the man standing around, his face red but chan didn't comment on it. “I told you those damn cats, I knew it.” she said. “yn seems to be missing as well , that girl probably snook off and went home.” your mother said, chan couldn't believe how oblivious the two were, it was almost comical how right on the nose they were but also so wrong.
both the ladies walking away; leaving him with his wife. “should we get going soon?” he asked, she nodded. “yeah, let me say a few goodbyes to the girls then we can head home.” he nodded , and she was off , he turned back to Minho who was adjusting himself, finally making eye contact; chan just gave him a nod like he knew— lucky fucking bastard.
Chan remembers the first time you came home from college for winter break; it was your freshman year, you were twenty-one years old; coming home from a grueling day at work to see you sitting on his couch; it was a cold day out but you were still wearing the tiniest skirt only with fleece tights, with the tightest long sleeve shirt that made your tits pop.
he couldn't remember why you were there and honestly he didn't care, you were sitting there waiting for his wife; so cute , so carefree— so fuckable. The obvious fuck me eyes you were giving him made his 30+ heart beat; and his cock stirring in his pants. that was the first night he ever fucked his wife.
no it wasn't the first time he ever fucked his wife in general; but it was the first night in a very long time; probably since before they got married all those years ago that he fucked his wife with so much lust and hungry, pulling orgasm after orgasm out of her— but his mind wasn't on his wife; no, he was thinking about you being under him, and him filling your tiny little cunt with his cock.
his wife was none the wiser either; thinking he just finally had a spur of the moment, and she wasn't complaining it was the best sex they had in a while, she was happy— blissfully unaware that her husband was thinking about the young girl down the street while he filled her with his load.
After that he thought it would go back to normal; and it did, you went back to college for the rest of the semester, and his sex life with his wife returned back to normal; slow and mundane , much like before— then you returned back for the summer, it just got worse from there.
Not only did you somehow get hotter over the last few months; now due to the heat you were wearing less and less clothing; miniskirts and shorts so short you didn't even need to bend over for people to see your lacy panties, your tiny crop tops; shiny titties bouncing up and down as you made your way down the hot streets.
Then it was the sunbathing; fuck the sunbathing. he didn't know if you did it for attention or what; and he didn't care he prayed every time he walked his dog that you were out there in the tiniest bikini soaking up the sun; and everytime you were, you'd sit up, lowering your sunglasses, parting your lips as you waved at him, wishing him a good day; he watched you purposely push your titties together— because you knew he was looking at them. that was the second time he fucked his wife, much like he did that winter.
That entire summer; it was like a routine, he'd walk the dog and you were out there in your bikinis; you'd have a small conversation where you'd subtly push your tits together; or your eyes would lower to his cock that knowing you; could see twitching in his shorts, biting your lip before he'd walk away— and then he'd go home and fuck his wife, he fucked his wife so that he wouldn't fuck you.
His wife must've been in heaven the entire summer; but she was surely let down once again when you went back to college for your second year— and their sex life returned back to normal.
“You know Mrs. Lee?” his wife said from their bathroom; bringing him back to reality. they had finally made their way back to their home. “she thinks that girl across the street from them, yn i think that's her name.” she walked into the room “she thinks she's trying to make a move on her husband.”
‘She's not wrong’ chan thought, but he didn't say it out loud. “How so.” he said, not bothering to look up from his phone. “just the little thing she does, the looks she gives him; and how she talks to him, she even said she started the sunbathing again.” he finally looked at his wife. “Sunbathing?” he said; of course he knew what she was talking about. “Yeah , half naked in her front yard, the other wives said it too.” fuck he couldn't wait to walk the dogs again. “that girl, her poor mother is none the wiser either, her daughter parading herself around seducing women's husbands.”
she climbed into bed , moving his phone out his, climbing into his lap. “not my husband though.” she kissed his lips. “My husband isn't desperate enough to fall for a young girl that's looking for attention?.” he groaned as he felt his wife grinding against him. “Mhm of course not.” he didn't move , letting her do what she wanted. “Good, now fuck me.” she moaned out
He flipped her over, slotting himself in-between her legs; his cock hard, from his wife yes; but also from the thought of you into those tiny bikinis, especially that red one; fuck that red one that barely covered your titties, the bottom not even covering your ass. “chan baby fuck me.”
And that he did, but much like all the times before; his mind was on you, how tight your pussy would be, your titties covered in his cum, how loud he would make you scream his name; you you you , that's all was on his mind as he plowed into his wife. “fuck chan, I'm gonna cum.” his wife screamed. “fuck cum.” he pulled out of his cum jerking his cock off, thinking it was you as he came all over her , covering her in his cum. “fuck.”
He quickly finished his wife off , rolling on to his back. “fuck it's been a while since you fucked me like that.” she kissed his cheek. “you even came so much.” She stood up. “Next time do it inside me, it's so messy like this.” he nodded breathlessly as he watched his naked wife walk back into the bathroom. Chan closed his eyes, the vivid image of you still there making his cock hard again. “shit.” he cursed.
Pulling his shorts up; ignoring his hard cock. “you're still hard.” his wife made her return , laying in bed. “What's got you so wound up today?” she asked. “stress probably don't worry it will go down.” she nodded, turning on her side. “Well get some rest.” he hummed. “okay.” he waited until his wife fell into a deep sleep before making his way into the bathroom to jerk off to the thought of you.
The next day; he came home from work and his wife was holding the leash in her hand. “walk the dog.” So before he could even put his things down , he was heading out the door with berry.
After doing his daily walk with the dog , he started on his way home; telling berry about his day. “oh hi Mr. Bahng.” you were coming from across the street; the lee house. “hi yn , going to see Mrs. Lee?” he watched as your eyes widened for a split second , before going back to normal. “yeah, my mother let her borrow a dish and she needed it back.” you lied right through your teeth , and he knew it , but could he really judge you if he wanted to do the same thing. “yeah, where is it?”
“Oh she wasn't home, I asked Mr. Lee but he had no idea what I was talking about.” you said so smoothly; like this was nothing to you. “Guess mommy will have to wait to make those brownies.” you smiled so sweetly, he wondered if you tasted as sweetly as you smiled. “You'll have to bring me some,” he said. “your mother's brownies.”
“Of course.” you toyed with the necklace that sat nice on your titties, he noticed the hickey on top of your left breast , wanting to groan so bad; they probably fit perfectly in his hand. “Mr. Bahng?” you asked. “you okay, you're a little red?” he laughed nervously. “Of course, it's just a little hot out today.” he fanned himself , you pouted. “isn't it?” your whiny voice , he felt his cock move. “I heard it's gonna be like this all week.” you sighed, before perking back up. “but it's perfect for sunbathing.”
You smirked watching his eyes widened a bit. “sunbathing?” he asked. “Yes , it's the perfect weather for it , I might do it tomorrow.” of course you were gonna do it tomorrow; because you knew he'd be by with his dog. “Yeah?” he said, you nodded. “yup!” you bent down slowly, giving him a good peek of your tits. “Hello berry.” you patted the dog's head. “She's so cute.” you looked up at him, giving him the image of what you would look like kneeling in front of him , right before you took him into your mouth. “yeah she is.”
the way he was looking at you made your panties wet; you were ready to go again, even though you had just come back from getting the best fuck of your life from Minho— who's to say you can't get the second best on the same day. “well I should go.” he said , simply because he was losing his mind. “My wife is probably waiting for me.” you nodded. “yeah my mom should be on her way home now, i have to start preparing for dinner.” You gave the dog one last pet before standing up. “Goodnight Mr. Bahng.”
He watched you walk away, your ass peeking from your tiny skirt as you made your way into the house. “Mr. Bhang.” He heard a voice from across the street where Minho stood with a smirk. “Mr. Lee.” He gave a head tilt. “Off to see the wife.” he air quoted the word see. “you know it.” he winked before making his way home— his wife might catch on if he comes home after a walk ready to fuck like a dog in heat.
The next day he once again found himself walking the dog; for a split second, he wondered if his wife knew what she was doing sending him on these walks; but that thought quickly went, of course he would think that his wife was a cuck for the young girl down the block. “Hello Mr. Bahng.”
There you were, laying on a towel in the grass; red bikini, fuck he was really about to cum in his pants. “Hello again.” he gave a little smile. “I see you were true to your word.” you smiled , nodding. “It was so nice out today, I couldn't resist.” you sighed , your tits barely covered. “Oh yeah , my mother got the dish.” you said. “huh?” He questioned. “for the brownies , it turns out it wasn't Mrs. Lee but the couple next to them, the kim's.” he nodded. “Their son Seungmin brought it today.”
“that's good , so your mom will be able to make the brownies then.” you nodded , sitting up , now giving him a full view of your tits as you sat back on your hands. “yup , she's making them now.” You said. “I can bring you some tomorrow if you'd like.” You tilted your head to the side. “I'm sure your wife would enjoy them.”
“Oh yeah for sure,” he said. “I would like that very much.” you hummed. “okay!” You smiled. “See you then.” you waved , before turning back on your stomach , the view of your ass; the bottom's barely doing anything. “fuck.” he cursed as the dog began to pull at the leash. “come on berry.” he gave your ass one last peek before continuing down the block.
“Fuck baby if you keep fucking me like this I don't think I'll be able to keep up.” he rolled off of his naked wife. “Where are you getting this energy from all of a sudden?” He smiled , pulling his shorts back up. “Just love for my wife.” and the lust for you; the need to fuck you. “mhm i like it.” she smiled.
“i'm going to visit my mother tomorrow.” his wife spoke up. “yeah, when?” he said. “I'll leave tomorrow and I'll return within two days.” she said. “I’ve prepared the food for those two days, just heat it up and eat.” he thanked her. “Oh and the lady down the street has some treats she said she'll bring them as well, you better save me some.” He completely forgot about that; you did say you'd be by— he thought his wife would be here; to stop him from taking you right there in the living room. “She'll be here in the afternoon.” He nodded , tomorrow may just be the day he gives in. “okay.”
He waited for you the entire day; he knew you were coming and he was ready, he made a decision the night before; if giving the opportunity he was gonna fuck you; he knew it was wrong, his wife did satisfy him , but it was clear his thoughts of you were infiltrating his mind; and it wasn't getting any easier. maybe this would be the first and last time , maybe he just needed to get it out of his system — he tried to justify himself, just as he heard a knock on the door.
He opened the door; and there you stood, your daily outfit that consisted of a skirt too short and a shirt too tight— this most definitely wasn't gonna be the last time. “I bought the brownies.” you smiled.
“So you slept with the neighbor across the street?” jisung asked, you nodded. “it was good too.” he scrunched his nose up. “didn't ask , but now you're going after the guy down the street?” he asked. “Who's also married?” you shrugged. “Babe, your mother still has to live on that block.” he said. “Yeah , I've had your mother's cooking and it's phenomenal.” Felix started. “but I don't think even the most chocolatiest of brownies can be made to fix this fuck up if people find out.”
“trust me they won't.” You said. “Once again I feel like I'm inclined to stop you as your best friend, but as someone who loves drama , I kinda wanna see where this goes with these two guys just for the plot.” you laughed watching Felix scolded his boyfriend. “Be careful yn.” He said , his hands yanking at jisungs hair. “and don't get pregnant.”
After hanging up with them you made your way downstairs where your mother had the brownies already packaged up for you to take; this allows you to go back to retrieve the pan once he's finished; if you're successful with your plans today, hopefully this will be soon. “Perfect.”
You made your way down the street; standing in front of the house , walking up the walkway, anticipating bubbling up in your stomach as you knocked on the door, waiting for him to answer; putting your best smile on as he opened the door. “I brought the brownies.” he smiled; fuck he looked good, a plain white tank top and black shorts, so simple, but so fucking attractive. “Come in.”
You walked past him; his eyes following you as you walked into his house; closing the door before looking out making sure no one saw; that was the last thing he needed. “You can sit them on the counter in the kitchen.” He followed behind you , watching your ass move, you sat the treats down , turning around where he was standing in front of you. “Mr. Bahng?”
you were taken aback but not surprised when he pushed you against the counter, grabbing both sides of your face; kissing harshly, his hand coming down to your ass squeezing. “oh fuck.” you moaned as he roughly grabbed your tits, grinding his hard cock against you. “fu-fuck you see what do to me?” you reached down grabbing his cock in his shorts. “I did this?” you bit your lip. “you want to fuck me that bad?”
he groaned as you palmed him through his shorts. “fu-uck been thinking about this for a year.” he groaned. “making you take my fat cock down your throat.” he groaned. “yeah? wanna cum all over my face?” you brought your lips to his ear. “cover me in your cum -fuck- i wanna taste you so bad.” you said biting down. “fill my mouth with your cum.”
“Fuck.” he pulled away from your, the look on your face made him move quickly , pushing his pants down to his ankle right there in the kitchen. “on your knees princess.” you sunk down to your knees. “gonna -fuck- gonna suck my fat cock?” he groaned , stroking his cock right in front of your face, your mouth watered. “yes.” he smiled , grabbing the back of your head. “open up princess.”
he filled your mouth up, throwing his head back, holding on the counter as you took him into your mouth. “that's it, suck daddy's cock.” you moaned around his length, your panties sticking to your cunt as you bobbed your head up and down his length. “feels so fucking good.” he moaned. “gonna cum all over your face.”
it was the best experience he'd experienced in a while; his wife wasn't the biggest fan of giving head; so he almost never got it and when he did, it was half-assed. “sh-shit.” the way your throat tightened around his pulsing length , the gagging noises coming from your mouth , eyes rolling to the back of your head in pleasure. “fuck I'm gonna cum.”
He thrusted into your mouth a few more times , before pulling out. “open your mouth princess.” he stroked his cock , hips twitching as the cum shot from his tip landing all over your face. “oh fuck!”
you smiled , holding your mouth open as his cum hit the back of your throat. “taste good, baby? you like my cum that much.” you nodded , he lifted you up onto the counter. “wanna taste this pussy so bad.” he lifted your skirt. “wet fucking cunt.” he groaned. “yeah , you think about my pussy when fucking your wife?” he grunted , biting your thigh. “fuck!” you yelped , moaning as he licked your cunt. “sweet fucking pussy.”
your hands tangled up in his hair as he tongue fucked you on the counter where he most likely shared food with his wife. “Oh fuck daddy that feels good.” you fucked yourself on his tongue, his nose bumping against your clit deliciously, making your eyes roll to the back of your head. “fuck I'm gonna cum , i'm gonna fucking cum.” you squealed. “fuck!” you came all over his face , hips jutting against his face riding out your high.
he pulled away, giving your clit little kisses before pulling away. “You liked that princess?” you smiled , nodding. “so much.” He lifted his shirt over his head, revealing his abs. “fuck.” you moaned, running your hands down his stomach, stomach churning in need for him again. “pl-please fuck me daddy.”
“fuck, you want daddy's cock?” he grabbed the base of his cock on your folds. “ye-yeah , fuck me please.” you moaned. “pl-please fuck me.” he slid into your slippery cunt. “oh fuck your pussy is sucking me in.” you moaned. “you-you're so big.”
he huffed with a smile, “yeah? my cock stretching your tiny pussy?” he moaned. “fuck , slutty pussy.” he grabbed your hips. “just let anyone fuck you.” he began to plow into your cunt. “me , Minho -fuck- just love fucking men that aren't yours.” you moaned out. “fuck yes!” you screamed. “I love it.”
“I know you do, slut.” he slapped your tits, pinching your nipples. “gonna cum inside this pussy.” you gasped as he thrusted up into you, hitting your g-spot making your mouth hang open as he hit it over and over. “oh fuck you look so fucked out , gonna cum for daddy?” he rubbed your clit. “hmm?” you nodded. “fuck yes, i'm gonna cum.”
“fucking cum for daddy.” he slapped your pussy , moving his fingers back and forth as your juices gushed out of you, coating his abs in your cum. “fuck i'm cumming.” he groaned. “daddy's gonna fill you up.” he grunted. “fuck!” he cursed, stilling his hips as he came, filling your warm hole with his sperm. “shit.” he slowly pulled out, watching the cum leak from your hole. “Keep it inside princess.” he pushed it back inside you. “good girl.”
“Do they taste good?” you straddled his waist, feeding him a piece of brownie , the both of you now in his bed; you were wearing one of his shirts. “mhm.” he moaned at the taste. “So good princess.” you smiled , wiping the chocolate from his plump lips, licking it off your thumb. “When will your wife be back?” You asked , he rubbed your waist. “tomorrow evening.” you hummed. “perfect.” you bent down, kissing his neck. “fuck princess don't leave any marks.”
“I know.” you whispered against his skin. “you can fuck me over and over.” leaving more kisses along his neck. “until your wife gets back.” he hummed. “fuck yeah.” he moaned as you grinded your hips down.
yeah he knew he could no longer fuck his wife to get you out of his mind.

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Blood status seems to become less important when you acknowledge the actual feeling of love. What will Theo do when Y/n comes to the terms with the differences between them being impossible to ignore?
Pairing: Theo Nott x granger!reader
Words count: 1.9k
Author's note: My apologies for keeping you waiting so long, but I finally got some time off at uni!! Wishing you all a good year!!
Kind of a 2nd part of this fic, but you can read it without the previous one
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Keep you safe
One evening, Theo was waiting in the library. Waiting for a person he never expected to talk to. Y/n Granger. He found himself feeling a bit nervous, even though there was no reason.
Thinking about Y/n made him feel something. A feeling he never felt before. Slughorn said it's love, the muggle kind of love, the purest form, not induced by anything supernatural.
Theo decided to read about it. Hoping to find some book about it, he asked the librarian. She gave him a book specifically about love potions and spells. One of the first chapters was just what Theo was looking for.
"How to tell the difference between love and infatuation caused by magic." He whispered the first sentence to himself.
He started reading, his mind realizing what he got himself into as his gaze brushed over the text. Well, technically it wasn't his own fault and apparently also not the girl's fault.
But there must've been a reason. If love was a part of biology, brain chemistry, there had to be some logical factor.
"What are you reading?"
When Theo heard Y/n's voice right next to him, he immediately closed the book, causing it to make a loud sound.
"You took such a long time I got bored." He replied.
"Don't be so shy," the girl shifted her eyes to the title of the book, "oh, love potions and spells? But we're doing something completely different."
"Really? I couldn't care less, forgot what we were supposed to do." Surely one thing he'd love to do was making out with her on that table.
Y/n put her homework on the table.
"Read it and tell me what's wrong."
"Nothing is wrong, I just-"
"What's wrong with my text, Nott. I didn't ask how you were doing."
"Right."
Theo took the papers and started reading. The text was written with the most beautiful handwriting he's ever seen. So elegant, so precise.
"How long did it take you to write?" He asked.
"One evening. It was easier than you'd think."
"I think it's extremely easy." He bragged. "Anyway, is that all? Or do you wanna add something?"
"Well, Slughorn thought it's necessary for you to help me. Is there anything you think should be added?"
"Uh, no, it looks fine," he mumbled, avoiding eye contact.
"Fine? Theodore Nott, the perfectionist Slytherin, settles for 'fine'? I expected more from you."
"Look, it's not my homework, it's yours. I don't know why I agreed to help you, but it was pointless."
"You got yourself into this, could've said no."
"What the fuck am I even doing?" Theo asked rather himself than the girl. "I don't need to be helping a mudblood, who cares what grade you'll get." With these words, he stood up.
"Because-" Y/n stuttered. "Because... I've heard your conversation with Slughorn. And you said... that you liked me."
"Me? Liking you?" He snorted with laughter. "What the hell, Granger?"
Tears formed in Y/n's eyes as she watched Theo walk away. Sure, he was mean to her before, this wasn't the first time. But this time was somehow different.
Y/n could swear she heard Theo confessing to Slughorn that he's actually in love with her. It's not possible her brain played tricks on her. Plus Hermione said Theo told her about his feelings for Y/n.
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Harry walked onto the astronomy tower. Y/n was supposed to be back a long time ago. Ron and Hermione also wanted to go there, but Harry asked to let him go alone.
Harry knew where Y/n was thanks to the Map. He felt such relief not seeing Nott's name next to hers. She was standing alone, leaning on the banister. There was something in her hand, Harry couldn't see well in the dark, but from the smell he realized it was a cigarette.
"I didn't know you smoke." He spoke.
Y/n expected this to happen, she was aware of Harry's feelings towards her. She took one last drag from her cigarette then dropped it on the ground, put it out with her shoe and kicked off the tower.
"Why do you keep doing this?" Y/n asked, smoke leaving through her mouth. "I knew you're gonna look at your silly little map to see where I am."
"We were starting to get worried. Theo is... you know, dangerous. We got scared he would hurt you."
And he did. Theo did hurt Y/n, just not physically.
"Hermione should be here instead. But, let me guess, you told her you'll check up on me."
"Maybe," Harry admitted finally, "do you know why? Because I actually care about you. I've had feelings for you for years. I deserve you, not Nott. I deserve you, because-"
"Because you're the chosen one?" She mocked and paused. "Look, Harry, I like you as a friend. I've never felt anything more than this. I can't change how I see you and I won't pretend otherwise."
He nodded, acceptance settling in. "I get it. I just... I thought if I cared enough, it would make a difference."
"Caring is important, Harry, but it doesn't always lead to the feelings we hope for."
"Whoever you date, just don't date Nott, please."
"I promise I won't. Not after today, I'm over him."
"Care to share what happened?"
"I'll tell you, Hermione and Ron in the common room. Let's go, I've been here too long."
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Y/n didn't even know how wrong she was that night on the astronomy tower, but she forgot about it. Weeks went by, Christmas had passed, everyone were back from the break. Classes started again and Y/n found herself hoping to catch a glimpse of Theo.
They kept exchanging glances on the corridors, accidentally bumping into each other in the crowds. Y/n wanted to believe Theo liked her, but even if he did, they could never work.
"Y/n, listen to me," he said, catching her when she was alone in the library one time. "I know how things have been between us, but during the break I... I realized I don't wanna keep being enemies."
"Theo, you know it could never work. You said what you said and maybe it's better to leave it this way."
"I contemplated a lot," it was true, he spent the break mostly in his room, drowning in thoughts. About her, about them, coming to terms with what he was feeling. "I decided to accept my feelings."
"That's great for you, but we could never work. I've always 'fancied' you, I guess, despite what you were doing, ironically, but the time we worked on my project together, I accepted we could never work."
"And why's that?"
Y/n took a deep breath, wondering if he was stupid or just pretending. Maybe it was a bet he had with someone. Maybe Draco dared him to do this.
"You don't see how different we are? What do you expect is gonna happen? Would you introduce me to your father? Wouldn't you care that I'd get you disowned?"
Theo looked at her, Y/n could see sadness in his eyes. She realized her words made him realize the differences between them, because he walked away. Theo walked away without a word.
Y/n pierced her own heart with an invisible knife. She was really hoping they could work, but it just wasn't possible in this universe. Maybe there was a universe where none of this purity bullshit didn't exist. Y/n wished she would've been born there.
Y/n couldn't predict what Theo was going to do. She thought her words made him give up on her. It was for the best, of course, she should've focused on her studies firstly, and then on a realistic relationship.
It was a Friday. Y/n was sitting next to Ginny by the Gryffindor table. It was dinner time, all the students gathered in the Great Hall. All the students besides one Slytherin, the one that Y/n hoped to see. Maybe it was weird, but she enjoyed the sad looks they'd pass to each other.
"Hey, Y/n, are you listening?" Hermione asked from across the table.
"Sure," Y/n quickly shifted her eyes to her sister. "You were talking about Defence Against the Dark Arts."
"You've got divided attention. Stop looking at the Slytherin table."
"Ugh," Ginny groaned, "were you doing this again? Merlin, you stare at this Slytherin git 90% of the time."
"Well, he isn't here today. I wonder where he could be. Everyone else is here."
"There he is," Ron pointed out, rolling his eyes.
The golden trio and two younger Gryffindors looked at the doors' direction. Theo had just walked into the Great Hall, but surprisingly he didn't walk towards his table. He walked towards Y/n.
"Y/n," he spoke, catching everyone's attention. People were reading to witness another argument. "I can't help this, I love you."
Shocked noises came from all the tables, but Slytherins kept whispering between each other also when Theo continued talking.
"I don't care what anyone says, anyone thinks. Love is not meant to be controlled, it kills me to fight it."
Y/n stood up from the table, ready to leave the room.
"Theo, stop," she begged, "you're embarrassing us both. Your friends will-"
"I don't care what they do. If they don't accept it, they're not my friends. If anyone wants to fight me for having feelings for a muggleborn, I can fight, I've never lost a duel."
The whole Great Hall fell silent, even the teachers didn't try to intervene, when they saw Theo pulling out a small, black velvet box.
"I want you to wear this ring," he opened the box, "as my promise to always protect you from whoever tries to harm you or our relationship."
"It's beautiful, but..." Y/n was speechless by the sight of the ring. It was silver with two gemstones forming a subtle heart - half emerald and half ruby.
"It was custom made and if you accept it, I'll once get you a matching engagement ring. Also, there are thorns which will hurt you when you try taking it off. I want you forever, Y/n Granger."
The ring in the black velvet box sparkled under the enchanted ceiling. The Great Hall remained in silence as Theo poured his heart out, confessing his love. The unexpected turn of events had everyone on edge.
Slytherins exchanged intrigued glances, Gryffindors shared confused looks and even the teachers seemed to not know how to react. Y/n could feel the weight of everyone's eyes on her, and for a moment, she considered the potential consequences of accepting Theo's proposal.
"Theo," she began, her voice breaking, "it's not that simple."
"I know it is. But I can't keep hiding my feelings, Y/n. I've tried, and it's tearing me apart. I'll protect you from whatever comes our way."
Y/n looked at the ring, then back at him. "I believe in second chances. And I appreciate your sincerity. I accept the ring, Theo."
Theo carefully took the ring from the box and gently slid it onto Y/n's finger. The Great Hall burst with cheering and applause, only the Slytherin table didn't seem so enthusiastic about this.
Theo placed his hands on Y/n's waist, pulling her in for a kiss. She didn't hesitate to kiss him back, her hands sinking in his dense her yet the ring on her finger still visible, reflecting the light from the ceiling.
#Theo Nott#theodore nott#slytherin boys#theodore nott x reader#theo nott x reader#harry potter x reader#harry potter fanfic#theo nott fanfic#Lorenzo Zurzolo
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Ghost Twins: Lost in Gotham
A/N: I finally got my copy of AGIT and it sparked this prompt idea, I might continue on...
"Of all the times why were we thrown into a different dimension…"
"I am not happy about this either, twerp."
Danny gave his body double a scorching glare. Dan only shrugged as he leaned back into the park bench, hiding a chuckle. Even if the situation was dire, it was kind of funny too. Good things had changed so much since he got a human body. Danny had become more of a brother to him than his nemesis or time original, especially since Danny had gotten the crown and was trying to smooth things over for ghosts and humans. Plus he finally understood why Jazz like to tease them so much as her younger siblings. He got to tease his time original / cousin / 'younger' brother now too, well he did see himself as the older one when they could technically pass as twins.
"We are stuck looking like this! Our powers don't work and I can't open a portal, Dan!"
"And what do you want me to do about it? Clockwork is not responding to either of us."
Dan studied Danny who was still pacing in knee-high snow, then looked down at his hand which was smaller than he remembered. He tried reaching out to his ghost powers but nothing responded. From the corner of his eyes, he noticed Danny stopping his pacing and looking back at Dan, his voice soft from resignation.
"What is the last thing you remember?"
"It's... nothing." I don't remember what I did last. Why do you ask?"
"It's the same for me. We are stranded for some unknown reason in an entirely different Dimension in six-year-old bodies, with no clue or solution to get home and our ghost powers being all wonky as shit! And clockwork won't react to us yelling his name into the snowstorm we are currently in! At least we are cold-resistant!"
Danny resumed pacing in the snow, kicking random little snow hills he was making with his pacing as he ranted. Dan was watching him from the park bench with a scowl of his own. Both had found themself waking up to each other in a pile of snow in a park that was located in a city they had no idea about, the only thing they had was a green sticky note with the words 'Code Bat: Different Dimension'.
That led to Danny yelling for clockwork into the starting snowstorm. They knew their powers weren't completely gone. Wherever they were they were in a place with a lot of ambient ectoplasm.
"We should look for a way out of the snow twerp. Even with cold resistance, we should stay out here." Dan huffed as he tried to make out the buildings around them outside of the park, Danny instantly stopped pacing tilting his head.
"Where should-"
Both boys yelled in absolute horror as they suddenly got picked up and were carried like a sack of potatoes under the arms of strange guys. Instincts kicked in and the two instantly fought back but the guys carrying them didn't appear to be bothered.
The wind whisked past their ears making hearing anything difficult until they finally got put down next to each other. Instantly Dan took half a step before Danny, glaring at the ones that abducted them from a park. "Who the fuck are you, guys?!"
"Language kid. And I should be asking what the fuck you little kids were doing out in the middle of the worst Snowstorm Gotham had in a long time?" The guy in a red helmet said towering over them with crossed arms. "I know you street rats are smarter than staying out in the open like this. Don't you kids have a shelter?"
Street Rats? Okay, so what if their clothes looked a little ratty? Hold a second. Danny and Dan looked at each other briefly as if for the first time noticing how worn the clothes they had looked compared to what they were used to wearing. Great so not only were they in twin six-year-old bodies but also wearing such worn-out clothes that people saw them as street rats.
"None of your fucking business." Dan retorted, the fun of the situation now gone and anger and frustration settling in as he glared at their abductors. Danny on the other hand tilted his head miming the confused child as he stared up at them.
"We got lost."
"You got lost?" The other guy in blue with a mask asked them unbelieving and Danny only nodded.
"Yup, we got lost."
Dan watched how the two adults playing dress up exchanged glances. He peaked back at Danny and then back at them. Before making a probably short-sighted decision.
"Fuck this!" He said out loud and grabbed his twin's hand. Once more he reached for his ghost core and powers, internally yelling at it to get a response. And it worked, sort of.
He felt intangibility wash over them so he attempted to escape by phasing him and Danny through the ground only… to get halfway stuck as the old on his ghostly powers got lost. Dan's eye twitched as he realized he was stuck in the ground up to his tights.
"Dan what the fuck?!" Danny who was now stuck knee-deep into the floor yelled.
"I was at least attempting to escape!"
"We are stuck now! This is even worse! You could have just let me talk our way out of this!"
"Oh hell no. I remember the others saying often enough that you should not do the talking!"
"Phasing us through the floor is not better at all! Our powers are wonky or did you forget that?!"
While the twin boy's where fighting Nightwing and Red Hood exchanged worried glances.
"Hood…"
"Yea… Probably Meta Twins on the run."
"I will contact the others."
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All Is Fair in Death and War - Character Analysis/Notes
Narinder - Anger
For the sake of my sanity, we’re going to pretend this gif primarily focuses on Narinder.
Quick fun fact: On my Goat/Extra Hard save file, Narinder got the Jerk trait (which I refuse to correct for obvious reason). I'm going to make any and all interactions with him as a jerk canon in AIFiDaW.
So anyway here's him bullying Goatfrey for their crush on Shamura before he steals their money (I know my cult is ugly I'm redecorating it).
(Keep reading for character breakdown) First Chapter: All Is Fair in Death and War - Chapter 1 - IlidaeAndQuill - Cult of the Lamb (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own] (THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1,000 HITS FLMGKDSNG - If you read it, I hope you enjoy!!)

Primary Motivation: Narinder has two opposing character motivations: to reclaim a semblance of divinity without the Red Crown, and to assure the safety of his traveling disciples Baal and Aym. These two motivations directly contrast each other, and with the additional plotline created from rescuing the Bishops, he struggles to decide which one to prioritize. Lots of internal conflict with this one.
Character Traits: Prudish af. Concise with his 'work' (killing, he's literally just killing people) but sees no reason to assist others without probable payment. The sting of his betrayal, both from the Lamb and his siblings, runs too deep.

Theme Songs (Lyrical): "Death" - Matthew K Heafy, Sean Long & Mike Malyan, "you should see me in a crown" - Billie Eilish, "Gladiator" - Jann Theme Songs (Instrumental): "Sins of Hyrule" - ROZEN, "Aurora in Faerieland" - James Newton Howard Additional Narilamb song from his p.o.v. because the devs did it and I want to too: "LET THE WORLD BURN" - Chris Grey
Voice Claim: Cobra Bubbles - Lilo and Stitch Dialogue Pattern: He speaks formally when he's focused but gets sloppy with his dialogue as he loses himself to anger/irritation.
Outfit Inspiration: Regal and stealthy - a true assassin's garb. Most of his clothes are stolen, as he refuses to wear the cultist uniform given by Lambert. He does prefer heavy robes but sticks to lighter garments for crusades/daily activity.


Narinder is a strong supporting character (and if we want to get technical, he's Lambert's love interest, but I hate assigning that title to characters - I don't want a character's romantic plotline to determine their importance in a story) and the primary representation of the Anger stage of grief. This is seen through his personality traits/reactions to story events, but also through his pyromancy. His fire, representing his anger, literally burns him alive every time he uses it. He must learn/develop a way to safely use it, or risk losing himself to his rage.
Additionally: his anger is represented through the fact that he is angry at the world/fate. With my own grief, I often get angry, thinking it "wasn't fair" that my dog, of all creatures, got heart disease and died young. I portray this same anger through Narinder. His imprisonment wasn't fair. His loss of godhood wasn't fair. And, the unconscious, yet most important thing, is what happened to Baal and Aym was not fair.
"Ratau turned to watch the sparing brothers again. His fingers curled around his hands, nails digging far into his flesh. “Yes, but… This is inhumane. My lord, they know how to fight! We both see that! Be fair with them, please.”
“If the world was fair, none of us would be here.” The One Who Waits flicked his hand, and Ratau disappeared to his mortal realm." - That whole segment comes from his anger - it's not fucking fair what happened to the three of them. And oooohhhh writing that anger for him is soooooo satisfying.
Random Trivia/Facts: - Despite his regal tastes, Narinder's favorite food is plain baked salmon (with some spices ofc I'm not a monster). - Narinder was the first character I was able to give a distinct motivation. His internal conflict between reclaiming godhood and setting his disciples free was way too intriguing; I had to develop that first. - That said, the only way for him to add to the theme/move towards acceptance is if he goes against his initial desire of reclaiming divinity to help the ones he cares for. This is to say that I, the author, am trying to balance his development like a fucking tightrope walker. - KLEPTOMANIAC (If only for petty reasons). - He might be a pyromaniac too idk. - In "Yngya's Repose," Narinder fell in love with the Lamb shortly before their destined duel over the crown. In AIFiDaW, Narinder is still (somewhat) in love with the Lamb, he is just too angry to let himself feel anything other than the hurt of betrayal. - To add to that: In the scene where Narinder falls for the Lamb (Year 3: Autumn) - he specifically falls in love with Lambert because they were kind to Baal and Aym. There were a few other factors outside that, but seeing Lambert treat his disciples as their own was the final push he needed to fully fall in love. - And then he had to fight them to the death isn't that fun? :) - Narinder's parenting teaching style with Baal and Aym is largely inspired by Moro and San (Princess Mononoke) and Maleficent and Aurora (Maleficent).

Thank you for reading! Narinder is a super complex character; my only hope is that I give him the writing he deserves. He is, of course, featured in "All Is Fair in Death and War," but his primary appearance is in the short prequel to that: "Yngya's Repose." I hope to make a podfic of that story soon so people who don't have the time/ability to sit down and read it can still enjoy the story :)

Theme
The Goat/Goatfrey - Narinder - The Lamb/Lambert - The Curse
Leshy - Heket - Kallamar - Shamura
Jalala - Rinor - Fena - Aym & Baal - The Mystic Seller
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl fanfic#cotl narinder#narilamb#cotl au#AIFiDaW#shamgoat mention#going to try to make 2 of these analysis things per week#given that there are a lot characters i need to make notes for
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Love and Deepspace Timeline: MC, Philos, and the Aether Core

Look I finished Xav's myths card. I don't regret waiting until I was done with it to post his timeline because the last two nodes have more to do with MC than him, but I am in a state so we are making this to cope.
This is all speculation and should not be taken as fact, I have done two other posts, one on Zayne and one on Xavier and I will not be doing one on Rafayel please see this reddit post by u/joonmin for relevant information about his myths card blah blah blah.
This post is less of a timeline and more here to answer questions you very likely have if you: A) decided to browse reddit and saw people saying Xavier feels like the "cannon ro" [this is a gacha game there isn't one] but have never read any of his memories, moments, or dates B) read chapter 8 and went "none of this makes sense I feel like I am missing something" or C) just generally are confused about L&D's world building and what's up with MC. I have answers for you. Wibbly wobbly soupy answers. This post also has a TL;DR in case you don't want to see me break out the string board and just want the relevant bits of information about MC you won't get from the msq.
SPOILERS FOR ALL IN GAME CONTENT UP TO CHAPTER 8, VARIOUS MOMENTS, AND ANECDOTES RELATED TO ALL 3 ROS, PROCEED WITH CARE.
Current Timeline MC (i.e. The one we are playing as)
The game starts with MC's graduation from the Academy and first day as a fully licensed hunter. We learn a few things in this first chapter, namely that MC is combat trained, has a rare heart condition known as Protocore Syndrome that has no known cure, and that her decision to become a hunter has something to do with what she experienced fourteen years ago during the Catastrophe when the Deepspace Tunnel opened and Wanderers started invading earth.
Specifically MC describes something burrowing itself into her heart. She feels helpless, like prey, and has a strong desire to never feel anything like this again. Which is unfortunate because I have a feeling a lot of someones are going to be on her trail sooner rather than later.
In Chapter 5 it is revealed that MC has an Aether core fused to her heart. This sort of human experimentation is highly illegal and it is unknown who did this to MC other than our beloved Grandmother was directly involved. Grandma appears to have taken MC away from wherever this happened after the tests started to threaten MC's life.
This is known to Dr. Zayne and Dr. Noah, though neither seem to know more than what Grandma told them. Neither of them seem to fully understand what an Aether core is or what it is doing to MC's heart. Zayne in particular seems to find this extremely concerning.
Uncovering the mystery of the Aether core seems to be what will be driving the first arc so we will not be discussing it at length here. I do want to note that Xavier absolutely knows what it is, while Zayne does not but does seem to know more of the technical aspects of how it is effecting MC, and Rafayel is at least aware of it being valuable and maybe why exactly the people in the N109 Zone want it.
At some point in the past MC met and made a promise to Rafayel. It is my personal theory that this likely took place on Hat Island during the field trip MC talks about due to some of the comments made in Chapter 7.
MC and Caleb were friends with Zayne in childhood. MC's exact age is a bit fuzzy, but the game does seem to suggest she is younger than Zayne. She does not know why Zayne disappeared from her life or what led him to become a doctor.
Comments in Chapter 4 suggests that Caleb encouraged MC to become a hunter. He seems to be very supportive of her, but Grandma seems more interested in trusting MC's protection to Zayne.
On the surface MC seems pretty normal. Her memories from before the Catastrophe seem to be gone, if she had a mother and father or other blood relatives, she doesn't remember them anymore.
Philos MC (i.e. What is Going on in the Myths)
It is revealed in Xavier's When Shooting Stars Fall anecdote that Philos is Earth in the distant future. This has confused numerous people in the notes of my Xav's timeline so I am going to be insufferable and attempt to assist with a graph:
The MC you play belongs to the game timeline, the MCs (plural each myths card features a different one) in the Myths cards come from the Philos timeline. I have tagged the Game timeline as a "potential tangent" as the events that take place in game are entirely reliant on the existence of the Deepspace Tunnel, which is created in the Philos timeline.
At some point in the Original/Philos Timeline, Earth's core ceases to function. Humanity replaces it with a new, artificial core that causes noticeable weather changes and fuses all of the tectonic plates together, and begins a new calendar counting forward from the years since Earth ceased to be and Philos was born. As a result, we don't know what exact year Earth's core giving out happened in the Original Timeline. The artificial core allows almost all humans to "live eternal." They seem to be like Tolkien's elves in the sense they can live for an eternity but they start to get tired after a while and give up on life. This is why there is a royal family that needs a line of succession. Xavier is the Crown Prince of Philos, he meets MC in school and learns she has a rare disease called Protocore Syndrome which will not allow her to live forever. He attempts to cure this by finding a specific protocore she mentions, but fails to reach her in time and is forced to watch her die. This all happens in the year 214.
At some point MC is reborn and assigned to the same teacher as Xavier. She is to train to become his knight and serve as the leader of the Lightseekers, an order tasked with killing Wanderers. At some point during or before Xavier's coming of age ceremony, he learns the truth about Philos: the planet is dying due to the artificial core never having been meant to sustain the planet this long. The Royal Family's solution for this is to occasionally feed humans to the heart of Philos in Starfall Forest. When they do this, it creates Wanderers. As if that wasn't bad enough, Xavier learns that his father and the royal family have found what they think could be a permanent solution: there is a girl who has achieved true immortality. She is the only person on Philos who can die and be reborn constantly, and while they don't seem to know why she does this, the royal family believes this girl is the life force of the planet itself.
This girl is MC and Xavier does not want this to happen. He has a plan that he does not explain to MC, but it involves traveling back in time. He says they have specific places in time picked out, but we know from Xavier's Passing By anecdote that something went wrong with his team's attempt at time travel and now there is no guarantee that the MC he left on Philos as its Queen is still there.
So now we have two timelines: Original/Philos Timeline and Game/Tangent Timeline. But all of that is just taking Xavier's anecdotes and Myths card into account... so what happens if we try to plug in the other two ROs?
Rafayel
In u/Joonmin's reddit post they mention two very important bits of information: 1) It has been 30,000 years since the sea dried up and 2) MC is a member of the royal family of Philos, not by birth but because "she has a heart that’s been blessed by the gods" and has "awoken from the depths." If all three myths cards take place in the same Philos timeline as the one Xavier leaves, we can reasonably place Raf's myths card after Xavier's backtrack mission.
So the Philos timeline would look like this. I have a note for Zayne's card there as well, but if I had to get picky with it I'm slightly tempted to place his Myths card between MC's first death and her being reborn to meet Xavier again. The other explanation would be that there are three separate Philos timelines created because the MC was successfully scarified to the Heart of Philos. In Xavier's Myths 6 MC briefly takes a dip in the space time anomaly at the center of Starfall Forest which could also explain MC scattering across different timelines, but the in game spacepedia makes a point to say that there is a chance that life still exists on Philos:
So it could simply be that MC over there has been stuck in the exact cycle of death and rebirth that Xavier was trying to prevent. It could also mean that when they add that mystery fourth love interest there is an explanation for a fourth possible myths card. Anyway all this information leaves us with a set of timelines that currently look like this:
This still leaves a lot of unanswered questions. For example, if the Philos timeline is where this all starts, what version of it is? What caused Earth's core to give out in that original timeline? Is Rafayel and Lumeria's existence the consequences of clashing timelines or are mermaids cannon to this universe? What effect on the space time continuum did Xavier's actions have? And how much of this is actually going to be answered in game?
TL;DR
Philos is Earth in the future with an artificial core that started running out of power, and never should have been made in the first place.
The royal family fed some of their long lived humans to the anomaly in Starfall forest to keep the planet running, but then they found out about a girl who could constantly be reborn each time she died and had an idea.
An idea Xavier wasn't very keen on but who cares. They thought that "when the time was right" they would sacrifice her to the rift and leave her there to die and be reborn forever. They also did not think to ask her.
Oh yeah when they fed people to the rift they turned into Wanderers. So wanderers = people as mentioned in Zayne's Still in the Dark anecdote.
Whatever makes MC reincarnate might have something to do with Lumeria, or at the very least the Lumerians in Rafayel's myths card seem to think it does.
In game MC, current timeline MC knows none of this, and has no memories from her lives, past or future. This is consistent across all her incarnations.
Final Thoughts
The only reason why I think this way about timelines is because I watched Donnie Darko in a college theater class. People like to argue about that movie and how it is supposed to be interpreted, but generally speaking they all seem to think that Tangent Timelines and the Tangent Universes they spawn get deleted very quickly, so maybe that's why the game starts by talking about "being able to leave this loop" and why Xavier seems to think something bad will be happening to Linkon City soon.
Chapter 8 ends with Xavier attempting to send a message back through the Deepspace Tunnel to make contact with someone. Interestingly enough he calls this "Traceback II." This sounded familiar to me and sure enough the game starts by mentioning that exact same thing, it is going past a black hole and is what says that line "we are stuck in this loop."
I thought in previous posts that the Aether Core is what could cure MC... but now I think the Aether Core is likely what Philos's artificial core is called... so who created it in the first place? 「(゚ペ)
The Deepspace Tunnel is a spacetime anomaly likely caused by Philos's existence since it was "never meant to exist." So why was it created? And by who?
#love and deepspace#l&d#love and deepspace xavier#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace rafayel#as a side note i hate how the reddit girlies are like#“just finished this myth card! can anyone tell me what to think of it?”#if you gave me the details of what happened yes i could otherwise please do not waste my time#i am autistic and cannot make you a spreadsheet without the data you are denying meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I've picked my jaw up off the floor from the peak makjang messiness of Episode 6 of Secret Relationships.
Conclusion: It's hella fun, but it's not "good".
Yes, there is a difference.
When I talk about "good", I'm typically referencing the more technical aspects of writing, cinematography, acting, etc. In this case, it's the writing committing the majority of our crimes.
Note - the reverse can also be true. There are productions that are technically and narratively excellent that I find dreadfully dull.
I'd rather shows be entertaining and good. But if the choice must be made - I'll choose entertaining every time. This show is definitely that for me. I'm having a blast.
Explaining why I made this conclusion would take longer than I have time-wise at the moment. I'll want to properly organize the evidence. Hopefully, I'll have time Sunday or Monday. (There are some really cool framing shots we could discuss too, but I don't know if I'll go there or not.)
In any case - I'm still here for these messy characters. I love it when things happen that are not on my bingo card. It's still committing fewer narrative crimes than The Boy Next World finale 🙈. (Side note: I still haven't worked up the courage for the ThamePo finale)
Going forward - I really hope they lean into the insanity. That's what this show has going for it in spades.
The two things I'm now contemplating (that are mostly independent of my criticisms of the script itself).
Things to Ponder #1: Da-on and Su-hyeong's kiss.
Facts are - Da-on kissed him. He was actively participating in the kiss. You could argue that Su-hyeong was somewhat forcing him into it, but I DEFINITELY don't see that as true. Why? Because, Da-on isn't passive in this one. He's actively kissing back. We KNOW he'll avoid if he doesn't want it. He does it with Jae-min later in the episode.
I do think it's possible that he wasn't sure if he wanted the kiss or not (just like holding hands with Sung-hyun) and he went with it. He's definitely a character that defaults to going with the flow until he makes a decision. Da-on's the one that stops the kiss when he decides it has went too far, he's feeling bad about Sung-hyun, and he's sure he doesn't want it. When he finally made a decision is when the kiss stopped. Su-hyeon still spent the night, and it doesn't look like he pursued it further. Da-on seems to have slept on the couch.
Frankly, Da-on's a weird character. I personally don't see him as a doormat or meek mouse character. He's making choices that doormats don't typically make. His behavior doesn't match the typical doormat archetype either (particularly with Sung-hyun). However, I couldn't really tell you what other term I'd use for him at the moment. He's a very strange mix of passive and spitfire. He's competent and confident until he's not. He lets things happen to him until he suddenly pulls the brakes. He has a lot of pride (another strike against the doormat). He shares some elements with a "candy girl" character from old k-dramas, but he definitely doesn't share enough of them for me to call him that. I digress.
What is frustrating is that we don't know enough about Da-on to fully understand him and know exactly where he is on this line of participating in the kiss.
Because this dialogue should mean something (beyond him driving Sung-hyun away).
But I don't know what the hell it means. Who did he abandon? Does he feel like he abandoned Jae-min for Su-hyeon? Does he feel like he abandoned Su-hyeon for Jae-min? Were there other parties in the mix over the years? We don't know, because the show is keeping backstory WAY too close to the chest in an attempt at surprising reveals.
My personal head canon at the moment: Da-on and Su-hyeon were having regular makeout sessions even while Su-hyeon was "dating" Jae-min. Su-hyeon agreed not to date him; he didn't agree not to kiss him. That's why Da-on feels like he's a bad person. That's why he scolded Su-hyeon saying that it was going to hurt Jae-min that Su-hyeon was flirting with him on the bleachers/steps. I would love if this were true as it would mean Jae-min had missed something.
Things to Ponder #2 - My pretty-in-pink mastermind stabbing himself.
I find this actor way more attractive than I should in this situation, and I'm still not over his sweater matching the plates. But I now get to ponder...WHY did he stab himself?
Is this because he's lost all control? The chess pieces have been knocked over.
Is it because he's trying to emotionally manipulate Da-on? A type of "leave me and I'll off myself". Because Da-on is obviously still struggling with considering Jae-min ALL bad and cutting ties. Because there is NO good reason for Da-on to still want to talk to him.
Is it because he's trying to threaten Da-on? I'm sure he could make this look like Da-on stabbed him. I know there are a few "villains" that have done that in the past. Most have done it to make the protagonist look bad in front of a crowd though. I'm trying to think of a villain that's used it in private. I feel like there's at least one. I just can't think of it at the moment. In any case, we know this man plays the long game and he plays hardball.
Did I miss some options? Probably. Because I don't trust the writing on this makjang at all. That said - I'm buying popcorn for next week.
#secret relationships#secret relationships bl#secret relationships the series#korean bl#makjang messy#not on my bingo card
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Heyyy! If you’re open for requests, there’s this TikTok that I saw where a pregnant lady had her husband lift her heavy belly for a few minutes and it gave her some relief. I somehow could see Mingyu do that. His wife having a hard time getting used to her growth and him trying his best to help her 🫠🫠🫠
HUSBAND DUTIES — kim mingyu x reader

summary: where mingyu is the best support system for your pregnancy.
note: this request was soooo cute!!! i don't know anything about pregnancy though, so anything that i mention about pregnancy is probably false so should be taken with a grain of salt. this is shorter than i expected but i hope u like it anon and everyone who reads this <33. also you guys should request more ;)

"Eggs, carrots, flour," You read to the phone, Mingyu on the other side as he was at the store.
Since you announced your pregnancy, it seemed like Mingyu was determined that you barely moved a finger during the 9 or so months. This meant that you weren't allowed to carry anything that was remotely heavy (he practically pouted the one time you insisted on helping out with the dishes); in this case, he took on the duty of going to the store.
You hesistated for a moment after saying the last item on the list you wrote out before saying, "Also, the baby is saying that you should pick up some chinese from that one place near the house,"
"Really? The baby said I should pick up food?"
"Yep, uh-huh. And the baby said you should buy ice cream from the convivence store as well," you affirmed, patting your pregnant belly as if you were high-fiving the baby through your belly.
Mingyu chuckled in amusement before saying, "Well, tell the baby that it'll take a bit of time if that's okay with them,"
"Okay, but don't be too long! I— I mean the baby will miss you a lot," you whispered, as if it was a secret.
"I won't take long," Mingyu reassured you, amused.
"Hey Gyu?"
"Yes, my love?"
"It's just not the baby that misses you,"
"Oh, yeah?"
"I miss you too,"

"I'm home!" Mingyu called out, opening the door and walking in your shared home, hands filled with plastic bags that came from the supermarket.
"Yay!" You cheered, slowly standing up from your seat on the couch then you walked (more like waddled) to Mingyu. You tried to grab one of the bags that was in his hands, but he moved away quickly so you didn't have the opportunity to grab a bag.
"Mingyu! Let me help!"
"No, just sit and I'll grab everything," Mingyu told you.
You pouted, but obliged, watching as he made his way back and forth from the car to the kitchen.
Once he was finished, he exited the kitchen and made a beeline towards you, holding the paper bag that was holding the Chinese Food. You made grabby hands towards the bag and he gave it to you.
You started to open the bag but then Mingyu said, "before we eat, I wanna test something on you,"
Looking at him confused, you looked at the food before looking back at him and shrugged. "Alright," you shrugged, putting the bag on the table that was in front of the couch.
"Stand up, please," Mingyu requested and you did, and he moved so he was behind you, which confused you even further.
Deciding not to question it, you looked at him from behind to see him grab the underside of your belly. When he lifted your belly up, you instantly felt relief feeling that a massive weight was just removed from you (which did, technically).
You sighed in relief, resting your head on Mingyu's shoulders and basking in the moment where there was no extra weight.
The pregnancy, as happy as you were starting a family with Mingyu, left your body sore constantly. And Mingyu knew this, since he's witnessed how your body was changing and even massaged your feet whenever you asked.
"How do you feel?" Mingyu asked.
"Like you should do this for the rest of my pregnancy," you said, smiling up at him.
"I don't think I can do it for that long, but I'll do it whenever you ask," he told you.
"Where do you learn how to do this?"
"Wonwoo sent me a TikTok of a man doing this to his wife so he gave me the idea," he explained.
You and him were in the position for a few minutes before he decided to say, "okay, I think I'm going to let you go,"
"No," you said, dragging out the 'o'.
He kissed the crown of your head in an apology before moving away and sitting on the couch. You sat beside him and kissed him in thanks.
"Love you,"

#svt fanfic#svt x reader#mingyu x reader#mingyu fluff#seventeen fanfic#seventeen oneshot#seventeen scenarios#seventeen imagines#seventeen#kim mingyu x you#seventeen x y/n#seventeen x reader#svt mingyu x reader#svt fluff#svt imagines#svt scenarios
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Hybrid!txt when you smell like someone else
Warnings: gender neutral reader, but for Taehyun's reader is mentioned to have a boyfriend. I should probably mention that when I write hybrids, I don't really picture people with animal features like ears and tails, just animal senses and behaviours? That should help this make more sense. This could also work for werewolves if you prefer to imagine it that way!
Note: this has been sitting in my drafts for months, it kept getting pushed back by other ideas. So glad to get it out. Please let me know which is your favourite scenario!
☆ gender neutral reader
Soobin
You were standing in the kitchen filling the sink with water to start the dishes when you heard the front door. It was game night; the night your boyfriend and his friends ordered in dinner and hogged the TV to play games until they wore each other out, or on some occasions, to tears. So you didn't mind doing the dishes tonight, even though it was technically Soobin’s turn.
"Yah, what's that smell?”
You turned to see Soobin and Beomgyu appear in the kitchen, bags from the convenience store slung over Beomgyu’s shoulder, a telltale sign that he'd lost at rock paper scissors. “Hi guys.”
"Is someone here?" Soobin asked, glancing down the hallway. You shook your head and he immediately dropped his confused expression, his face scrunching in disgust. “Then what smells like dog?”
"I don't... oh. It's probably my new boss, we had a meeting today." After all the time you'd been with Soobin, all the time you'd spent around his friends, you were still not that used to this whole thing. You couldn't always spot their kind, and sometimes you forgot about your boyfriend's intense senses, though you had gotten better since you started dating.
Beomgyu placed the bags atop the counter and scratched the back of his head. "The other guys will be here in a minute, so..." He looked up at Soobin who met his eyes.
This was another thing that happened often. It was like they could just lock eyes and know what the other was thinking without saying a word. The two seemed to finish their silent conversing, turning back to you, matching grins growing on their faces. Your eyes darted between the two of them, trying to get a clue as to what you were left out of the loop about, before they were coming at you. Sandwiching you between them, they both began rubbing their cheeks against yours, scenting you as you squirmed.
"Is this what you're going to smell like every day now?" Soobin asked into your hair.
Beomgyu was finding this funny, his laughter in your ear as you whined in complaint. "You reek! Maybe it's time to find a new job."
Once they were satisfied with their work, they stood back, chuckling at how mussed up your hair was from their handiwork. You pouted up at them and they were even more amused.
The doorbell rang before Yeonjun let himself in, the door still being unlocked. He waltzed into the kitchen with Taehyun in tow. "Who's ready to get whoop-" his face fell and his eyes began to search the floor, before looking between you and Soobin, brows furrowed. "Did you guys get a dog or something?"
Before Beomgyu or Soobin could do anything except smirk at you, you were turning on your heel and announcing that you were going to take a shower.
Yeonjun
When he arrives home, straight away his senses hone in on your jacket hanging over the porch railing, soaking wet—yet still he can smell what you've tried to erase. As soon as you hear his key in the door you’re there explaining, before he can utter a single word.
"This guy at the bus stop was all over me. I had to get a different bus so he wouldn’t be with me on the way here."
He stops midway through taking off his own coat, the shoulders of the garment hanging at his elbows. You hear the strain in his voice, see the fervor flash through his eyes. "What do you mean all over you?"
"He put his arm around me. He kept putting his face close to my ear to ask me questions… but-but I washed my hair when I got home. I washed my jacket twice but I wasn't sure if it would still get to you, so l left it outside. I'm sorry."
His expression faded as he relaxed a little. Still he kept his concentration solely on you as he pulled his hands from his sleeves and hung the coat up. "You don't have anything to be sorry about. Did he do anything else, anything more? Are you okay?"
You sighed tiredly, glad Yeonjun was home and you could have dinner and relax together and put the day behind you. “No, I’m fine.”
Stepping forward, he pulled you into his arms and pressed his cheek to the top of your head. “That’s all that matters.”
Beomgyu
Beomgyu stepped out of the cool night air and into the small store you worked in. He always picks you up when you work the night shift, preferring to drive you home than you taking the bus so late.
You haven't yet noticed his presence, despite the place being empty, busy tidying the shop for closing. As he slinks over to you, you reach up on your tip toes to put something away on a high shelf, and he means to put his arms around you to surprise, but something made him stop short behind you.
"Not again," he says, making you jump out of your skin.
"Gyu!" you yelp. "Don't do that!"
He pouts. "You smell like not you."
Pulling the fabric of your shirt to your nose and inhaling, you shake your head. "I don't smell anything."
You move off to the front desk, Beomgyu trailing behind, still complaining. "Of course you don't smell it, you pure-bred human—" and when you send him a look, he adds, "—affectionately. You just have to take my word for it."
He watches as you clock out and untie the apron from your waist, looking up at him tiredly. "Let's just go home, okay?"
He nods, and after turning off the lights and locking the doors, you make the short walk to his car. It's still warm inside, and it's such a relief to sit down after hours on your feet. You let your head rest back against the seat and look up at your boyfriend as he puts the key in the ignition.
"Thank you," you say tiredly.
As he looks over at you, he grabs something from the mirror and holds it out to you. Taking it from him, you look down to inspect what you've been given—his car air freshener. "You're welcome."
Taehyun
Taehyun couldn't hide his smile as he opened the door, until he got a whiff of something he didn't like. "Hey," he said, trying to act casual despite his senses waving tiny red flags at him. Yet, before he could stop himself, he was asking, "Where have you been?"
He watched as you took off your shoes, a hard task with your hands occupied with the pile of books and stationary you'd brought for studying, and usually Taehyun would be a gentleman and take them for you, but right now his mind was distracted.
"I stopped at my boyfriend's place. I'm sorry, am I late?"
Your boyfriend. He hadn't known you had a boyfriend... had he? He tried to rack brain, think of who you hung out with at school as he lead you into the house. "Oh... no, uhm..."
You walked across him to put your stuff down at the table and he got a stronger smell of the scent that hovered around you. Your boyfriend was definitely not completely human. He wondered if you knew. He wondered if he could compose himself enough to study with this smell hanging around.
"Let's get started," you were saying as you took a seat.
Taehyun tried to ignore his thoughts as he sat with you, listening to you talk about the assignment and dividing tasks. He did his best to focus on the words you were saying, your voice, your eyes, anything he could hold onto. But his instincts were strong. He stood up suddenly, your eyes following him, mouth forming a question. "Would you like anything? To eat or drink?"
Your expression cleared of confusion. "Sure, water would be nice."
Thankful to busy himself and get a break, he walked over to the kitchen and filled one glass, then another, breathing deeply all the while to try to calm his system. As he returned to the table, you were coming back from the front hall, suddenly without your jacket on. You reached out and took one of the glasses from him and sat down once more. He noticed that most of the scent was gone; he could bear being so close to you now.
"I really like that jacket you were wearing," he commented nonchalantly between discussions of school work.
You looked up from your notes with a smile. "Oh yeah? Me too. It's my boyfriend's, I'm always stealing it when I can."
He nodded, trying to keep the small smile from fading. It's okay, I'm okay, his mind was trying to console him. It probably wouldn't work out between the two of you anyway... right?
Huening Kai
He found you on the couch, laying on your side, tucked into a ball. “Hi hun,” he spoke softly, knowing this habit of yours meant something was up. He wasn’t going to bring up the scent he had picked up before he’d even opened the front door just yet.
You peeked up at him and he could tell you were exhausted. “Hi." His smile and his eyes were so warm that you immediately blurted out what was wrong without him needing to ask. "I went to a party.”
“Oh?" Your voice was so small and meak it tugged at Kai’s heart. "A party?”
“I didn’t want to go but my friends… they dragged me there, and I… I’m pretty sure everyone there was…” You pressed your lips together.
“Stinky,” he finished for you with a playful scrunch of his nose.
Nodding, you uncurled yourself to make room for your boyfriend on the couch. He sat and reached for your hand, holding it inside his big, warm one. His hands were always warm. He was always warm. It was one of your favourite things.
“It was kinda scary,” you admitted. At this, he tugged your hand towards him, a sign for you to come closer, and soon you were tucked into his lap.
"I know," he said softly, rubbing his hands up and down your arms soothingly. "I know it's still all new to you."
Humming in agreement, you allowed your head to fall into the crook of his neck. This was the place you felt safest in the whole world, even before you knew that the world was not as you had always thought.
Kai's voice rumbled through his chest, vibrating through you as he spoke. "Maybe a bath might help you relax."
You looked up at him, and he brought his face down to rub his nose against yours, his trademark show of affection with you. "Do I really smell that bad?"
The boy couldn't hide his smirk. "Just a little."
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amethio and silver with a kogal gyaru s/o.



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YEAH, YEAH! first time writing for silver in pokespe, a big roller coaster. this might be a bit ooc, also amethio's is set before episode 65. note this is strictly manga silver, not game silver! I apologise in advance if there's spelling mistakes i barely proof read.
— NOTE : LOWERCASE INTENDED
— AMETHIO
amethio is not one to judge, infact he's very supportive, because of his job he's seen many people with many different styles. he's seen many gyaru's before, so he definitely has common knowledge about why and how you guys do this style.
he'll try it, reluctantly and only once. you can put hair clips on him, and do his make up! he'll wash it off afterwards though, it's not that he doesn't like it, it's that he has a status to approve and the admins aren't really on friendly terms right now, sango would definitely love you if she found out you existed.
amethio likes to observe you doing your make up, he could watch you for hours and not get bored. and attentively too, he'd ask "what's that one for?" when curious what your make products do.
gives you random things at anytime cute key charms, hair clips, accessories, anything cute he's seen you look at before or bought. if you have pokemon yourself, he'll buy key chains of your pokemon to stick to your rotom phone. he'd use the reasoning "i saw this while on duty, and thought you'd like it" so sweet!
supportive, would volunteer to take your photos even if they look a little wonky... he's trying! he'll get better eventually and you'll have a portable camera director.
would jump everybody that gives you weird looks in his mind, judging is for ugly people.
— SILVER
when first meeting you silver did not judge or get weirded out, since its common around johto for girls to have this style. he found it pretty cool and charming.
please do geek out about your interests and things you'd want to do with your style, silver is interested and will definitely listen to your yapping spree.
tough to say, but silver would not try the style or would want anything to do with it. he doesn't hate it, but he's more comfortable wearing his own stuff. although if you give him something like a bracelet or hair tie he'll treasure it with his life.
he likes walking with you, and letting you go shopping! silver is technically a nepo baby so he has alot of money, and always volunteers to pay for you and your shenanigans. it's that whole scene you'd see a cute item and you ask him if he wants one. he'd go completely silent for a second thinking.
"hey silver, look at these silly phone cases!" you say, grabbing his attention. "a gengar phonecase?..." silver tilted his head, "no good?"
"If you want you can buy it, I don't really care." silver responds at you, as your pointing at the items. "but I wanna buy it for the both of us! we should get two, unless you don't like it?"
"no, no it's fine I don't really need one." he reassures, looking back at them and then your face second guessing what he said. right as you were gonna put the other one back to the rack, "you know what, I'll use it."
the sparkle in your eyes was so adorable, maybe he should give in once in a while...
silver wins the idgaf war, he'd use his phone in public with the phone case you bought! (with his money) even if gold asks him silver shrugs. "it's pretty cool." is his common response, another thing of winning idgaf war is that he's not afraid to approach somebody who was giving you weird stares.
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Axel My bloody valentine (Original) Romantic hcs :3
Idk why my drafts originally said Prompts for this... I got confused, Ig. Anyways, here's Axel. A bit out of season but... who cares, right? I did the Black Christmas one out of season too.
Yandere! Axel Palmer Concept
Pairing: Romantic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Murder, Blood, Graphic descriptions, Possessive behavior, Violence, Death, Stalking, Removal of human hearts, Forced relationship.

Axel is unhinged, yet it's also similar to a Scream situation based on what I've seen.
Axel is shown to be able to hide his unhinged behavior and act "normal".
There's some times he's violent however... like with T.J and Sarah.
Then of course there's the whole reveal of Axel being the murderer near the end of the film.
Due to watching his father be killed by Harry Warden, he soon deems himself the miner's successor.
It's in that moment at the end of the movie that we see him so unhinged.
Keeping this in mind, I can see Axel fooling his obsession easily as he picks people off.
Considering this is technically a "Valentine's Day" film and the last line Axel says in the movie... He'd see his obsession as his valentine.
He wants you as his partner... and he won't let anyone else change his mind.
Axel is pretty good at playing the double role, pretending to be a victim to win over his obsession's sympathy.
Meanwhile, he's a murderer who wants to kill anyone who gets too close to you.
Axel isn't afraid to get messy and obviously tends to use deception.
His whole thing is putting human hearts in chocolate boxes.
I'm not surprised he'd get himself bloody and gruesome when it comes to rivals.
He tends to use his pickaxe, but he's shown to use other methods.
Axel definitely tries to present himself as a caring boyfriend to you.
He's around you often, usually quite clingy as he nuzzles into your hair.
Axel wants to play his role well, you don't need to suspect a thing.
He'd be one to give you heart boxes of chocolates with a smile, gently kissing your skin as he continues to pretend.
Meanwhile he's also the one sending you human hearts with their boxes covered in blood, right after one of your close friends goes missing.
While Axel tends to play roles and pretend... the one thing that isn't fake is his obsession towards you.
He stalks you around when alone.
He often whispers your name with delusional glee as he tears the heart out of someone.
Axel sees himself as your only love.
He should be your only love.
You're the only one for him, but more importantly, he's the only one for you.
Axel is possessive, as shown with how he is against T.J.
He tends to get into fights and be violent if someone else takes interest in you.
In your case, they may quickly be found dead due to Axel feeling threatened.
Axel will do anything to preserve the relationship between you.
That mostly includes getting rid of rivals and spoiling you the best he can.
When you encounter "Harry Warden", you won't know it's him for a long time.
Although it's weird the miner spares you in particular.
Being offered human hearts only works in Axel's favor.
That rival is gone and he drives you even closer to him.
The notes with the hearts are often twisted declarations of love and murder towards you.
Meanwhile Axel's notes are soft and affectionate when he gives you chocolate.
In terms of if he'd kidnap you?
I can think of two answers.
The first one is... yes.
I can see Axel capturing you as Harry Warden in order to keep you somewhere more isolated.
Then he'll never have to share you, he'll never have to be jealous, and you'll be his.
You'd be tied up and in an abandoned building or maybe even deep in the mines temporarily, all while Axel sits in front of you with a smile.
You plead with him to let you go, but he merely shakes his head.
Why would he let his beloved valentine go?
You two are meant to be.
There's no way he'd let you go.
While you're tied up, bound, and crying... Axel merely cups your face and coos.
He'd kiss your face and lips, even if he was covered in dirt and blood.
You'd be all his... all his to hold... no one to share with.
No one will ever find you again.
Not without dying, that is.
The other option is no, he'd kill you instead.
Both options are driven by the same emotion, jealousy.
However, the second one is the most extreme.
He'd choose such an option if he felt he couldn't keep you to himself.
If you broke up with him, rejected him, or went to someone else for help?
Axel would feel the only way to keep you as his would be to take your heart.
Axel feels, no, knows he's the only one who deserves your heart.
Which means...
He'll have it even if he has to tear it out of your chest.
Axel will try to make your death quick, making sure you're dead before rummaging around your chest cavity.
Although... He'll eventually tear your heart out of your chest with a wet snap.
Does he care if you're dead?
Not entirely.
In his eyes, you're still with him this way.
He can't lose you if he has your heart.
Imagine if Axel tried to find a way to preserve your heart, keeping it like some sort of trinket.
He'd whisper to your heart as though it's you, keeping you close with deranged chuckles.
One way or another, you'll be his.
You're his bloody valentine... forever and always.
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