#it only took ages

[likemesomesalads]

CLENCHES FIST... telling them... they deserve better... and wishing they could be that thing... for mozz and shay

THE OTP!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------

Shaymir was waiting outside the rundown building, for Morrissey to come out. He heard the furniture's creaking and the sweet voice of Mozz as he was being made love to. And he hated it. He despised every second of it.

Yet he was waiting. And waiting. And waiting some more.

Once the door opened he stood up from the wooden crate he was sitting on to step beside the thin, pink sylvari standing in the doorway.

"See you later, darling. Perhaps." He said goodbye to the other man inside and then turned to Shay, a little surprised seeing him still there. "Aren't you a diligent watchdog?"

"Well, I was assigned to keep you safe, wasn't I? It would be hard if I left you alone." Shaymir answered with a sour look on his face, which didn't escape Morrissey's attention.

"Aww, poor puppy sour he didn't get to have some fun?" He teased with a smile, placing a hand on Shay's chest and sliding it up to his neck. "Perhaps if you keep being a god boy you'll get some too."

Shay hummed, looking to the side, away from Morrissey. He could not let feelings get in the way of his work. He had to keep doing his job flawlessly.

"I just think you could do better." He said breaking the silence between them.

"I could..." Mozz nodded in agreement. "But I enjoy the wallet of this one."

Oh if only Morrissey knew. if only Shay could bring himself to say he had no problems with money. But then the ex-courtier would only stay for that and not for the love that slowly and surely ate Shaymir from the inside. Because no matter how much he tried to deny it, how much he wished he could concentrate on his job instead... He fell for the Knight of Decadence.

[cuntylestat]

I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

[an-established-butt-dent]

I'm a bald Solas lover I swear!!!!

—> Process video under the cut because of flash warning.

[boomposhpow]

hey guys i’m here to introduce my dishevelled and crazy wives

[hinamie]

thank u canon plant nerd megumi for my life

bonus:

[spitedemon]

i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

[platoapproved]

armand + hands

[harmonysixx]

what am I doing

[emacrow]

Alfred's day off came as he went for a visit that cause suspicious in the batfam.

Alfred was looking rather energetic and enthusiastic as he was fixing himself up in the mirror, cleaning any lint and dust on his casual clothes.

The batfam has been noticing he is getting more excited that he even made everyone's favorite lunch in record time as today was one of alfred rarest day off.

Tim on the other hand is thinking that alfred might be dating someone, because he saw alfred bring light blue letters that had a soft jasmine smell.

Bruce believes Tim finally lost his marble because when does alfred had the time to date around.?

Until Dick mentioned that even old people get lonely and tend to matchmake in the form of letters like the good old days..

Which right now the batfam and Bruce leading them are currently spying on Alfred far enough where they think he wouldn't noticed them stalk- observating him.

Alfred was picking up a couple of presents, one that had plants, another had old Techno theme, one with birds, a fire theme one and a space theme present that he loaded his car with along with a stuffie bear.

Steph thinks that he could be visiting relatives at that point..?

While Bruce was remaining quiet with a calculating glint in his eyes.

They follow alfred all the ways to the one of the barely remaining clean parks, where a another young man sat with a orange hair little girl in a light greenish blue dress, a sleeping baby girl in a bassinet on a picnic blanket with a purple clock theme pattern, as he watches 4 toddlers playing and squealing around a oddly colored puppy.

Two toddlers look like a bait-adoptable bait even if both has stripes of white in their hair and one had red eyes, one toddler had blonde hair with the tips being black with purple eyes and a lightest greenish skin tone, and the remaining toddler was Egyptian African American looking with how he playing with a odd toy phone that look Egyptian theme before being dragged along to play by the green dog snatching his toy phone.

Alfred brought the presents along sitting down with the now seemingly much older man..

Jason seemed to noticed that nobody else is noticing that that guy holding the clock like staff is literally shifting from young, to adolescent, to young adult, and elderly man beside himself when he voiced his concerns.

They weren't close enough to hear what the two were saying, but the little girl with the orange hair was speaking mostly before looking up with tearful green teal eyes at alfred who went to comfort the girl.

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x01 - "Ouroboros"

[valeovalairs]

yipppee finally settled on current Albatrio designs

[doctorsiren]

Maybe you could call it Reunited Stans AU?

Also, how do you think the gravity falls locals would see those two? I think Ford would end up getting out of the cabin much more because of Stan. Maybe you could draw them going to town for drinks? I don't know.

I like to think the town locals would either be horrified of them and talk about them as cryptids in their own right, or just be annoyed by their shenanigans

I just remembered they’d be in their early 20s when coming to Gravity Falls haha

But yes they’d definitely start out as “those weird twins that live in the forest” but once Stanley starts feeling like he’s actually safe from that old life Ford pulled him out of, he starts going into the town, which then leads to him dragging Ford along

It’s probably a mix of both, where the town sees them as those odd guys and then also get annoyed by what they do, but also I think they’d think of them as a new endearing staple of their town once the whole “newcomer / stranger” title fades from them. It’d be sort of the same way Stan is in canon with the Mystery Shack, where even though people find him annoying, they also always come to the events.

Also Stanley 😭 your brother does not wanna be in that bar, let him go do nerd things

[egophiliac]

heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now

[lizzybeeee]

Dragon Age 2, with it's production time of only 14-16 months, is infinitely superior to DATV which had a production time of 10 years.

[lucanls]

visiting companions everytime i came back to the lighthouse so i don't miss banter like this was one of my fav parts of veilguard tbh

[lydybyrd]

🦅x🐺