#it must be so awkward for him

[sniixnn]

brainrot

[pempeeeperem]

Don't mind me, Ingo, I'm just uhhh doing a warm up

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[barkilphedros-hat]

In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.

[time-woods]

I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

[canisalbus]

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[rooolt]

with jiji finally in the anime it’s important to me to recognize that while he 100% has a crush on Momo, I firmly believe he also 100% has a crush on okarun. To me? Worlds most bisexual boy

[theswedishpajas]

Had a thought yesterday

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]

a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious

i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me

as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy

[tubbytarchia]

I only now watched the SOS talent show for real and. Man FUCK Scott for being so goddamn cute can he stop. When Scott is awkward.... he is...so cute... no horrors... When Oli and Jimmy turned to the audience and let them dance from memory and then Scott was the only one who actually did it whilst everyone stared at him and he couldn't stop, ney... oughhhh Oughhhhhh Scott I want to blow you up for so many different reasons stop being so awesome when you're just being kinda awkward. Scott when he's just a guy. Ohhh Scott tut tut tut

[magebastard]

love/hate being so invested in my da canon. this shit is so dumb I have to cry

[benevolenterrancy]

Funnily enough, I posted a mlp svsss au on ao3 for cumplane week just as the lqg sonic rainboom anon was starting their thing. I was a big mlp:fim fan back in the day (I was in the target demographic), so I had a lot of fun with it. I figure pony must've been on the brain for us both.

Binghe ended up being a dragon/pony hybrid who became an alicirn (super OP unicorn+pegasus) in the abyss with Xin Mo as his horn and with batty dragon wings. Shen Qingqiu had a spread fan as his cutie mark, and Shang Qinghua had a ballpoint pen lmao. It would be fun to explore that sort of au more,

I am actually begging you to drop a link p l e a s e I am invested in reading an au like this now

[skitskatdacat63]

I'm so salty there's no direct footage of this moment, but omg the clip is still making me 😵‍💫

[khihi]

really though as a generally really quiet kind of person who struggles expressing themselves a lot of the time i relate to jan wayyy too much

[nobodieshero-main]

NOBODY MOVE I'M HAVING POSITIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT MORDRED AND ATLAS.

[canisalbus]

Hello! I hope I won't sour your mood with this ask but I have been thinking a lot about your gay dogs this month especially.

I'll just try to keep the context short but in general I'm someone that has accepted being romantically undesireable. It was hard but in the end I have built my life just around me, my humble family and at this point in time I don't even think I have the time for a partner. And considering that it's the love month and a lot of people are preparing to celebrate it with their SOs I assumed that, actually, this is a thing that I sort of have in common with Machete.

From the miscellaneous lore on your profile I see Machete as someone that also has kind of rejected love. That also has built his life around his job, possibly hobbies, his family or mentors (depending if we're talking about canon or modern au). Who kind of forgot that relationships are a thing and that people bond with others in that way. Well, at least he did until meeting Vasco.

I just love thinking about their awkward beginnings. Machete being 100% sure that Vasco is just joking, maybe even sometimes teasing him (in a friendly banter type way) or just explaining to himself that all that kindness and interest is just him being a very considerate friend. And then we have Vasco that just tries to be subtle, as if he was trying to pass a fawn without it noticing and running away, but also with time gains confidence and tries more risque moves. Vasco being all smug and Machete being flustered when their hands or shoulders or tails brush in passing. And then when both are sure of their feelings we have Machete who has to choose between God and his love. Who, at first, unwillingly accepts that divine wrath will be worth their brief love.

I just love your boys. I swear they are all the love supply one might possibly need

Thank you for such a long and thoughtful message! I don't know why you thought you might accidentally sour my mood, I'm utterly delighted whenever I hear that someone has been pondering my little guys (rotating them in their head, as they say), and when they go through the trouble of sharing their findings and conclusions I'm so happy I could crawl up a wall.

I think you deciphered Machete's inner workings very well, especially those of the original canon version. The concept of love is of course prominent in Christianity, so even as a kid being raised in a religious environment that discouraged overt displays of affection and close personal bonds, Machete wasn't completely alienated from it. But it has always been a nebulous, unperceivable and unattainable thing for him. When he was old enough to lock down his career choice he readily accepted he'd never have romantic relationships, spouse or a family, and I think he must've been too young and socially inexperienced to think of it as a significant loss. Either he consciously blocked out the need for companionship by studying and working like his life depended on it, or he didn't really consider that being genuinely befriended, appreciated and loved as a person instead of a respectable and competent authority figure was even an option for him, at least not until Vasco came along.

[astral-catastrophe]

me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system