#it might be my fave of the year tho - this or black out

[dangermousie]

The royal eyeroll at the sister in law is something else but also, if someone told me a few years ago I'd come across a drama where Jung Yumi is having lesbian sex while imagining riding Ji Chang Wook, I'd tell them to get their head checked.

[teaboot]

Batman? As in extended batman universe, specifically batman, or movies batman? I'm going to die from the hilarity of /accidentally/ following another batman fan. Generally it's on purpose lol

I was actually absorbed into the Fandom by osmosis before I even touched any of the Canon material

Even now I've only seen the Affleck movies and the Battinson one, plus a couple cartoons and like. Four comics out of order

With next to zero evidence tho I have decided that

Dick Grayson has Eldest Daughter syndrome that, speaking as an Eldest Daughter (tm) really should be addressed in the lore somewhere before he goes on a drunken bender, gets a tramp stamp, kills a man, and has a full-on mental breakdown when the Repression Dam breaks

Stephany Brown radiates "angry teen girl needs a hug" energy imo but I feel like she might break my arms? I don't know anything about her except her dad sucks but honestly same boat, would hang

Timothy Drake cannot be the helpless boohoo I see a lot of, but somehow the cool, collected, hypercompentant, übermensch-tweenybopper look is kinda sadder, like seeing a twelve year old buying groceries at the store by themselves. I want to send his ass to normal kid summer camp

I don't know pretty much anything about Duke Thomas except that he's a meta whose parents might be alive but crazy. I can only conclude that he suffers from Black Character White Fandom syndrome. I headcanon that he had an embarrassing weeb phase in middle school because he feels like the kind of kid Who'd have gone through a phase of saying "ohaio" with peace signs as a baby tween. I have no evidence to support this

Cassandra Cain might be my favourite. I think she deserves to go on an angry, irrational rampage or two, as a treat. Aggretsuko vibes that I cannot explain. I bet her favourite colour is purple

Jason Todd is my guilty comfort character and I refuse to believe he kicked the shit out of a fifteen year old while wearing a legless adult onesie. I refuse. Also yeah as a huge angry-kid-book-nerd there is no way that pride and prejudice was his number one fave, my money is on the Percy Jackson series but that could just be me projecting

Damian Wayne is Autistic, personal subscription. Because I am too and I said so. Reminds me of my baby brother, but crankier. Like a tiny old man who doesn't want to be at bingo with the other folks at the senior center.

I feel like Alfred should be allowed to be wrong about something sometimes but I still love him. Give that grandpa a gun

Bruce Wayne strikes me as a man who should have put a lot more thought and study and personal therapy consults into the idea of adopting multiple highly capable highly traumatized children he's never met before before but fuck pobody's nerfect am I right. Bisexual

[howlsofbloodhounds]

I got some assorted headcanons for Nightmare's henchmen because I've been thinking about how many chronic issues those guys are bound to have non-stop lately...

Killer:

He doesn't take care of himself properly, even after he starts taking care of the others. Meaning my guy is most likely gonna have some issues with chronic dehydration, which, in my experience, leads to "fun" things like: long-term and short-term memory issues, struggles with focus, difficulties regulating emotions (meaning, the longer this goes on the more often he might flip between different stages), difficulties sleeping, frequent headaches, chronic fatigue, dizziness and vision blacking out when he gets up from a sitting position, and joint pains.

Being dehydrated also generally makes pre-existent mental issues worse. So the struggles with guilt, self-hatred and all that stuff that is very present at Stage 1 are probably all accentuated by his lack of proper self-care.

Horror:

His skull and empty eye socket both cause him pain often. Especially with switches in temperature or humidity. Because of the positioning of those wounds, that often leads to debilitating headaches and often teeth pain too. He pulls on his bones to try and alleviate the pain because the pressure does help in the moment, but the strain he puts on them always leaves him far more sore after.

The years of starvation also left his bones far more brittle and prone to breakage. He's gonna be extra careful even while doing things like getting out of the shower or sitting down. He would benefit from getting braces and several different kinds of mobility aids, but it's not like he's got access to any of that either in his world or at the castle, so he learns to make do without.

Dust:

Because he's got a high LV and yet his soul is still inside of his body, he experiences a lot of side effects from that. Things like: chest pains, frequent headaches, auditory and visual hallucinations, memory problems, frequent blackouts, disorientation, and bone fragility (though, unlike Horror, his bones aren't more prone to breaking, they're more prone to dusting).

The thin layer of dust that constantly covers his bones causes frequent rashes and irritation. It's not unusual to see red blotches on his bones. Massaging his bones with oil or cremes would help relieve some of his discomfort and I'm sure that Killer does his best to find and steal some for him, but their resources are still limited and his access to it is only temporary. Also, that scarf he always wears doesn't help, what with it being covered in dust. And having his hood always up doesn't help either, since fabric rubbing against his already sensitive and irritated bones is probably Hell. Wearing some lighter and breezy clothing would do wonders for him. (Yes, this is part of my propaganda to put all my faves in pretty dresses. It would look cute and it makes sense, I swear).

Cross:

Old badly healed fractures from his time in the military probably cause him a lot of general pain he's grown used to in the years. But, by far, the worst of his problems come from his and XChara's unusual soul situation. Sharing a soul cannot be easy, and it probably leads to a great deal of disorientation and confusion around their memories and identities.

Not knowing where one ends and the other begins makes social interactions with outsiders to their bond rather difficult. It most likely led Cross to develop a great deal of social anxiety which is why he often tends to isolate himself and suppress most of his emotions. Truly, he tries to minimize the amount of meaningful social interactions he gets because the panic attacks afterward are just not worth it

All skeletons should immediately be put in loose pretty dresses /hj

But honestly I love these very much, they seem very probable. And I can honestly relate to Killer’s dehydration and Horror’s teeth problems, those things suck. (For me tho it’s often because water is a boring drink.)

Also do you think that whenever Killer decides to take the others on his responsibility, does he do things like help Dust rub the cream on his bones, especially with those hard to reach places or extra painful spots? Maybe this is something they’d have to work up to, as doing something like that is a rather vulnerable thing, requiring trust.

I think itd be a cute image though, and maybe if we go with the headcanon that horror is or grows to be a little bigger or taller than Murder and Killer, he offers Murder some of his clothes since they’re bigger and looser. I’d imagine that Killer would have to frequently steal and horde painkillers and numbing medications for the gang, and perhaps manage it all carefully to avoid overuse.

And Dust probably wouldn’t want to wash his scarf, but I wonder if he’d accept a cleaner version of a scarf that looks just like it and just keep the old one as a comfort somewhere in his room.

And I’d imagine that Dust and Horror would have to frequently remind both Killer and Cross/XChara of who they are, where they are, the time and the year.

And very likely have to remind Killer about things multiple times either because he forgot something, or because he was asked to do something but didn’t realize if that experience was real or not. Perhaps they create a little system of asking if they can hold Killer’s hand (or let him hold their hand), to anchor him in reality whenever it seems like he’s not really present or sure.

{ @stellocchia }

Honestly id love to hear more about all of your headcanons. They’re all so detailed.

[lestatdelioncourte]

i watched npmd!! some thoughts

i really liked it, i thought the pacing was spot on and the conception of the story as a smaller slasher horror comedy really worked (tgwdlm is still the best hatchetfield thing like ever tho and that will never change)

the songs overall slapped! i’m a huge fan of jeff blim’s songs in general tbh, though my fave was definitely hatchet town (it had similar vibes to feast or famine which was my fave black friday song when i first watched as well).

when the nightmare time riff is played for the first time i was like fuck yeah this is the turning point in the story and i love the way this is signalled

grace is such an iconic and fun character, angela bodied her so well. let my girl be unhinged!! babygirl blorbo energy

every single time richie made an anime joke i laughed out loud, my inner 16 year old weeb will never die

steph and pete have such good chemistry, love them

paulkins my beloved this energy in this timeline is exactly my favourite version of them both as it’s closest to them in tgwdlm

obvs the lords in black scene melted my brain, my brain chemistry was forever altered when i heard jon’s laugh as wiggly. can’t believe they yassified the eldritch horrors

really really good fun. might even watch again tomorrow before my ticket runs out

[chrkrose]

Let’s talk about Racism and the House of The Dragon/Daemyra Fandom

So, a few days ago, while discussing a point concerning Daemon’s character in a Reddit thread, and bringing up Nettles because it was pertinent to the discussion in question, I was called a “desperate black woman with low self esteem”. I was also stalked through several threads in different subreddits related to House of The Dragon, and received DMs with Reddit Package Care (for those who don’t know, it’s very common on Reddit to send those to people you are harassing, since the Reddit Care Resources talks about suicide prevention and offers help to those who have Suicidal ideation or are self harming. Is a twisted way of at best tell someone to kill themselves or at worse, subtlety threaten them).

In another incident on the same day, on another thread about the Daemyra beach sex scene, the OP had brighten up said scene as we all know it was terribly shot in terms of lightening. A few people commented the actors lacked chemistry. I joked about this, commenting the same thing. Like stated, I wasn’t the only one to say so. I was then questioned by a few people on my comment, asking me why I was “obsessed” with the idea of Nettles and Daemon being a couple, since they had researched my profile, checking my posts and comments, and came to the conclusion that I talked too much about the two characters, and quote “have a penchant for calling people who dislike your ship insecure or racist”. When I explained my initial comment wasn’t to be taken so seriously, and that my support for the ship was loud because the racist against the character was loud, I was dismissed as “obsessed with the weird fantasy of those two as a couple. She posts about it all the time. It’s low key pathetic”.

I have some observations about these two unrelated but oh so correlated incidents. First, I have no problems shipping and being obsessed with a ship. I mean, I am obsessed with book!Jaime and book!Brienne to the point I’m hosting an exchange on them (btw, deadlines are approaching uhuu. Can’t wait). I was obsessed with Caryl for a loooong time. I shipped Stiles and Malia to the point of waking up in the early hours so I could watch a new episode drop. These are just a few of my long list of ships. Point is, if I was obsessed with Nettles and Daemon, oh everyone would know. I am not tho. Yet. Emphasis on that, because depending on how the show turns out, they might be a constant thing in my blog for years.

I am loud in my support of Nettles being adapted not only as one of the most motherfucker interesting female dragonriders to ever exist, but also as a romantic love interest that she might have been on the books though because, as a person of color myself, it’s exhausting to read over and over again horrible takes about a character who has always been sidelined and neglected and forgotten by the simple fact she’s not white, and disregarded as a possible contender for a romantic arc with fave ugly white boy of the month just because she’s possibly black. Because that’s the reason. I KNOW when the dislike for a character comes from their possible involvement in breaking your favorite ship vs when it comes from racism disguised as “I just don’t ship them”.

Nothing said about me when it comes to shipping gets on my nerves. I don’t give a fuck tbh. I love some good ship war. I love mess. I love engaging in discussions where both sides are screaming about how their ship is better than the other. Its fun. It’s interesting. Fandom experience for me wouldn’t be the same if those things didn’t exist. One of my best times on tumblr and Twitter was talking about pairings I rooted for, and ranting over it with friends on DMs. Some of the best people I’m friends with nowadays came from being petty together that our favorite couple was destroyed by showrunners in favor of another or gloating about having a ship going canon.

Now when it comes to racism… that’s where things take a turn. When it comes to racism disguised as shipping discourse, that’s where it stops being fun and becomes something of “if they think they are loud, oh I can be so much louder”.

I’m gonna finish this long ass post with a simple question tbh: HoTD fandom, or more specifically, Daemyra shippers, if to hear that your ship might be bland or that the actors have no chemistry makes you irrationally angry, if you guys throw meltdowns over jokes about a bad filmed scene or a well based opinions on why your ship isn’t the fairytale you think they are… how do you think y’all would react if these were aimed towards one of your favorite characters?

[pretentiouswreckingball]

20 questions for fic writers!

thank you for the tag lovely kay @xjustakay <3

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

Six so far!

2. What’s your total ao3 word count?

57,991 —which might not seem much but still, very proud of it, specially because a year ago, I wouldn’t have dreamed writing that many words.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

So far only marauders, but I have some drarry/golden trio era in the making, as well as some PJO and GO so, we’ll see!

4. What are you top 5 fics by kudos?

Since I don’t have that many I’ll only put my top three:

Archenemies (or so he thought) -> Sirius hunts down his bestie James for ditching him on a prank and finds him cuddling with the enemy (a black cat) who turns out to be more of a pain in the ass than he expected, especially because for some reason, the little shit acts a lot like his brother.

Don’t threaten me with a good time -> Ah, Black cats, mischievous little things, aren’t they? Known for being a pain in the ass for older brothers, a good companion for best friends and devil incarnated for lovers and love ones alike.

When it rains -> It all comes down to a certain bus stop on a rainy week. Between interesting chats, pastries and being almost ran over by a purple car, there’s something about the person they share the bus stop with that seems familiar. (Basically a bunch of meet-cutes and pinning idiots being, well, idiots)

5. Do you respond comments? Why or why not?

I do, yes! I love responding to comments but sometimes I tell myself I’m going to answer later in the day and I forget :( but I do love comments, they make my day every time. 💘

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hands down it will be slow dancing in the dark, the whole fic is quite angsty, at least for me, but I wouldn’t say it has a angsty ending, maybe a little— nvm I just re-read it. Yeah, it’s sad.

7. What is a fic your wrote with the happiest ending?

My babygirl some sunny day, that fic is my go-to when I remember this fandom is based in death, angst and misery hahaha. Some sunny day is like a, well, a ray of sunshine lmao. It has my favorite setting, my fave pairs and some Spanish here and there. Love it dearly.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Thankfully no, maybe some weird ones but nothing that I would count as hateful. Really grateful for that, dunno what I would do if I were to receive those on a daily basis, never post again most likely lmao.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Haven’t post smut yet but I wrote some, still in the doc and everything but is there, waiting to be posted 😈

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest you’ve written?

Not really my thing, no. but maybe! who knows

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of, haven’t looked Wattpad yet tho.

12. Have you ever has a fic translated?

No, but if anyone would want to, it would be lovely!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

It’s in the making, actually! @sequinhaze and I are doing a drarry fic, so there’s that 😌

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

All-time favorite is a not easy to answer, i mean currently it’s drarry and jeggy but my first was Percabeth and Solangelo, I was a sucker for them and still am. So maybe them.

15. What’s a wip you what to finish but doubt you ever will?

The empire of the sun trilogy jsjsjs maybe I’ll finish the first one but the other two seem pretty far away for me right now, but one never knows so.

Also copying Kay’s answer here because my google docs also looks like a graveyard of unfinished works lmao.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I believe I give a solid characterization and maybe storytelling (?? Inner monologue maybe? love to see the chaos i created in my little puppets.

17. What are you writing weaknesses?

Run on sentences, I’ve been told I tend to do that a lot hehe and comas —also it costs me greatly to just write, if I’m not in the mood it’s hard for me to just go for it.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

1000% I’m favor. Some of my fics have French/Spanish in them, I like the idea of leaving non-spanish speakers to go to the end notes or to google translate or straight-up wonder what the hell I’m talking about jsjsj

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Some 1D and JB back in the day, so you bet your asses y/n and I were besties

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

About time, scars and the brightest stars is my absolute favorite. That fic is the love of my life, it has everything I love and more and rn I can put the link bc I took it down so I can finish it all and post it in one go but yeah, that one.

no pressure tags: @sequinhaze @a-fiery-fox @residentrookie @magswrite @fruityindividual @nevvaraven @inevitablestars @arakhnee

[smallboyonherbike]

Hello! What songs are you listening to/obsessed with these day? I'm looking for songs for my running playlist ^_^

OOOOH you might regret asking w how many songs i'm about to list lol but i pulled a selection mostly 2023 from my daily playlist, which is generally all upbeat anyways so hopefully good for running (tho i have not run in years so ymmv lol)

i will not be offended if you don't end up liking any, but if you do i love being a human music algorithm always. or also if you like a song you can look at the full album. or if you (or anyone reading) use apple music, i can send you my playlist links but i realize most ppl are on spotify. oh ALSO these are mostly straight ahead pop but i also get into a lot of dance/EDM i can rec separate

-read your diary - måneskin (been a bit obsessed since their eurovision and this one's a fave from their new album)

-maybe you're the problem - ava max (one of my common musical loves is "the next album for one hit wonder artists who many ppl thought quit music years ago" - she did sweet but psycho but i REALLY love her latest album, v cohesive dance pop)

-somebody i fucked once - zolita (listened to her bc i heard she was friends w gay youtubers and then was like how did i miss this lesbian pop girl where have i been)

-flowers - joan (i think they're an algorithm find, i know nothing about them but love the music)

-can't tame her - zara larsson (another swedish "one hit wonder" who is killing it, i got DEEPLY obsessed w her album poster girl and this is her new single)

-sick to my stomach - rebecca black (the ultimate one hit wonder lol except as an adult she is making fantastic hyperpop)

-running out of time - paramore (i figure everyone has heard the new paramore but also i live in a bubble where my faves are the most famous in the world idk anyways love it)

-tu t'en iras - la zarra (older song but she did eurovision this year for france)

-one that got away - MUNA (i will devour anything MUNA does but really enjoy this single)

-take me away - meet me @ the altar (this is a cover of the lindsay lohan band song in freaky friday and it still slaps!! also love this band as modern black girl pop punk)

-over - CHVRCHES (i just really like CHVRCHES always)

-easy - misterwives (ditto, 2020 album possibly changed my life)

-body do - chloë (everyone is calling her a flop and it makes me SAD bc i enjoy her solo music!!! tho to be fair it doesn't quite live up to chloe x halle as a whole album)

-heart wants what it wants - bebe rexha (i liked her new album way more than i expected to)

-feed the beast - kim petras (i like the whole album so hard to pick but it's a good one)

-missin u - tori kelly (she's going an r&b / y2k direction whereas she was more singer songwriter / belting type before and it's v fun!!)

-c'est la vie - MIKA (just released, i got re-obsessed w MIKA after he hosted eurovision in 2022 and new french MIKA is exactly what i needed)

OKAY enough for now lol

[cosyefficient]

Indoor Plant Guide

All indoor house plants like some morning bright sun on them, warm soil and TO BE LEFT ALONE AND IN PEACE. They need to be watered, fertilized and, repotted of course, but perhaps less than you think. No plant can survive with 0 sunlight. If you have no windows in your indoor space that you wanna add plants to, I suggest getting grow lights or doing fake plants.

Here is a list I'm working on about indoor house plants; Short, Sweet, Straight-forward.

The plants that go on this list are my personal faves and I recommend. If you have any questions about any of these please let me know about it in the comments. I will be adding and changing the order of these as I see fit.

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#1 Pothos

Super easy to grow. Grows vines, you can spread them onto a wall or have them hanging from somewhere up above. Doesn't need lots of direct sunlight. Easy to propagate. Loves to grow big roots in water, water loving plant in general. Don't worry about drowning it (if the pot has drainage. Can tolerate some draught too. Can tolerate darker and colder places. Best plant to start with if you're new to plants. There's many different looks for pothos, there are variegated types with pretty patterns on the leaves for those of you who are into that. -----------------------------------------------------------

#2 PEACE LILYYYYY <3

I found one some years ago IN THE TRASH at the apartment complex we lived in. There were no leaves only stubs :( The soil and roots were so moldy, poor thing. I cleaned her up and now it's one of my biggest plants and it is so lush! Flowers these white rubber flowers that last a real long time. Loves the sun. Can tolerate not having direct sun (might grow slow tho). Prefers a wide bowl-like pot. Loves chugging water every once in a while. Can't do under 4°C, cell walls burst. Loves when people look at her and brush past. Bouncy big leaves. Nice, cool plant. 10/10.

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#3 String of Hearts

Grows quickly, likes direct sunlight. Cute skinny vines, looks like little wires with heart shaped leaves. Maybe not for beginners but it isn't very difficult to grow. Easy to propagate in water: Cup with water + A sunny windowsill + Some time undisturbed = Roots and new growth. Got mine for valentine's day for my boyfie (it was actually 4 me).

----------------------------------------------------------- #4 Snake Plant

Sometimes I see these in dark natural light conditions and I'm always amazed at how they can still grow. They can sure take a beating too. (I'm thinking of the countless mall snake plant containers I have seen along the years. Broken pieces, under a ceilings with no skylights or nearby windows.) I have one that is really long and I have to stalk it up or else it flops over. Maybe it's just the kind I have.

#5 Banana Tree

Ok, hear me out. - Big leaf - Vibes - Sculptural - Tropical - Birds of paradise dupe

I have a red banana type in a big black bin (tall round trash bin I drilled some holes underneath). Gotta cut down the leaves some times. Stems are full of water. Likes lots of sun so has to be near a sunny window. Can get real big. It's a tree afterall. No bananas.

[becauseplot]

Hi hi hi :D

My header was gettin crowded so I figured I might as well just make an intro post lmao.

Welcome!

My name is Curly! You can call me Curly, or becauseplot, or bp, or bitchass---anything along those lines will do <3

I use he/she/they pronouns (in no particular order, go nuts) and I am not a minor!

Below the cut: interests, style of posting, tags list/system, ao3, and more! (Important bits are bolded!)

[x]

The things I'm Normal:tm: about

QSMP remains a background interest of mine but it's still beloved. Faves are qphilza (rly just ANY philza rp characters) and qcellbit. I also love DSMP, TotK, and BotW. Sometimes I'll jumpscare you with a Sherlock Holmes post just because. (Holmes and Watson have my whole heart. They <3)

I'm also in the middle of watching Ordem Paranormal! I've watched AOP, OSNF, OPD, OPC, and am making my way through OSNI. Liz my beloved. Arthur my beloved. All of them my beloved. Watch tags are curlyaop, curlyosnf, curlyopd, curlyopc, etc.

I am nothing if not long-winded (if you couldn't already tell from the length of this lmaooooo)

I like+reblog+tag pretty much EVERYTHING. So sorry if I clutter your notifs, I just have the inexplicable urge to add Every Post to my Hoard.

I talk a lot in tags. Like, a LOT. Also, my posts have a tendency to ramble. I have thoughts and internet access and that is a very ill-advised combination <3

I do swear a lot!!! Always know that if I'm swearing I am never genuinely mad/upset I do it for the funnies and the funnies only.

#organized (not really)

I do have a tagging system but it's kinda!! Wonky!!! I'll organize it one of these days I swear. For the most part, if you want stuff (qsmp-related) I've saved on...

a specific character: "q![character]" (yes even the npcs like the eggs)

duos: "[______] duo" (or their ~special~ duo name, ex "codebreakers", "crimeboys", etc)

shipping content: the ship name lmao

clips: "qsmp clips for the soul"

funny/neat in-game/webcam screenshots: "qsmp reaction images"

I also save stuff about major arcs and special events under specific tags, so keep an eye out for these too:

"qsmp festa junina"

"qsmp spiderbit wedding"

"qsmp election event" (stuff to do with the whole election arc)

"qsmp dinner event" (the election dinner with the imposter eggs)

"egg-napping part 3" (posts to do with the egg disappearances, mainly the first few days and the black concrete)

"happy all the time" (happy pills arc)

"a dose of reality" (the end/aftermath of the happy pills arc)

"q viva mexico" (mexican independence day event)

"qsmp dia de muertos"

"qsmp purgatory"

"qsmp purg finale" (or 11/18, what we thought was a finale)

"purg 2 electric boogaloo" / "qpurgatory 2" (AWWW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN)

"@v@" (qforever possession stuff)

qsmp prison event

q2024 opening (YOOO HAPPY NEW YEAR)

A couple other tags!

"qmongus" (qsmp amongus lobby)

"qoutlast" (qsmp plays outlast trials)

"qtwitter” (twitter posts, usually does NOT include event updates tho)

“qsmp event updates” (HERE are the event updates!)

"twitchcon paris" (mostly stuff about qsmp cc's meeting up)

"qsmp brazil meetup"

"qsmp vegas meetup"/"twitchcon vegas"

"qsmp french alps meetup"

“streamer awards 2024”

"fruit mountain tournament" (cellbit's fruit mountain tournament!)

"qpositivity" (positive posts praising qsmp, for when the discourse and neg gets to be too much <3 )

Another random tag I have: "the dynamic of all time" - Posts that give me vibes of a character/relationship dynamic but nothing specific enough to tag it as a given character. I just think they're neat :]

COME SHOUT AT ME

YOU HEARD ME. ASKS ARE OPEN. TALK TO ME!!!

Bear in mind you might get a wall of text in response. You have been warned.

I remember my ao3 login sometimes

My ao3 is BecausePlot! I haven't been super active recently, but if you're interested in some of my stuff, here's a list of my 10 favorite works atm, from most to least recent <3

Relative (QSMP x Ordem au) (au is tagged: "TWLITFAU")

The Calm (Spiderbit fluff)

Miss Me? (f!Cell shows up at f!Felps' apartment)

Waking Up On The Wrong Side of the Bed (c!Phil in QSMP)

Insanity (q!Cellbit character study)

An.G.E.L.S. (OSMP x Antarctic Empire, Military au)

Danse Macabre (Parentsduo <3)

But You're Not Yourself (c!Phil and c!Techno raising c!Wilbur)

A Helping Hand (Phil gets adopted by a flock of crows)

Take My Hand (Retelling of the handcuff scene from BBC Sherlock: Reichenbach Fall)

Leaving a comment on the fic itself or in my askbox is the best way for me to talk to you and say thank you for reading! Let me appreciate you ya nerd!!

Other Schtuff

UHHHH I MADE AN ORDEM AU CALLED 90 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT. YEAH. PUTTING THIS HERE :D

My pfp is from GranadaTV's Sherlock Holmes adaptation (with Jeremy Brett), specifically the episode The Greek Interpreter.

My banner is by wolfythewitch (from the Creature animatic I think?? I honestly don't remember lmao.)

My favorite color is green (if you couldn't tell), my favorite animal is horse, my favorite flower is dandelion, my favorite imagery to play with in writing is space/universe/atoms/stars/etc, I'm studying mechanical engineering and physics, I do shitty drawings on super rare occasions, and, last but not least,

If you are a dick about anything you will simply be blocked.

Peace and love on planet earth <3

If you have any questions, send an ask! I hope you enjoy your stay :Drl

[nerves-nebula]

I sometimes feel like ppl read too much into 2012 a bit, not in a bad way or anything that exactly what fandom does. We pick apart our fav media, looking for all the subtle hints and little interactions to feed our fave headcanons and canons.

But it's back to that Steven universe killing the diamonds conversation, this is a show predominantly written for 11 year Olds 😭 and not only that it's a show that put cool fight scenes first and treated emotions and relationship dynamics as an after thought. It was also literally made in a period of time when shows were kind of mean. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy it but it just means does nuances and stuff won't really be the main focus point of the show(which I also think it's an added bonus because it gives fans so many different ways to add that nuance themselves) and at the end of the day we all will leave with different interpretations since the show wasn't so firm in expressing the overall dynamics and pushed everyone aside to make Leo the main focus alot of the time.

Like for me, I couldn't stand how splinter treated Raph. I related most to Raph as a kid and found how Raph was treated by splinter infuriatingly similar to how my mother treated me and for Leo I personally thought he had it best compared to his brothers because he had the closest relationship to Splinter but when I asked my little sister about it she said that she thinks he has it worse because splinter basically used him as his personal therapist and used him to deal with his problems. I never thought of it like that and honestly thought the worst part of their relationship was that Splinter left Leo to be the leader of the group in and outside of missions but I learnt a new perspective and I didn't immediately refute it because I didn't see it at first.

And I really think this is one of the biggest problems with the 2012 discussion. We always try to put everything into black and white, neat little boxes with best little labels. But there is always a gray area and sometimes it might not even be grey it can be fucking pink. We need to respect eachothers interpretations of the relationships and try to not be too quick to bash eachothers interpretations to a pulp.

And sometimes we are too blinded by rises awesomeness that we don't find the need to pay attention to 2012's awesomeness too and only look at the negatives.

And in a tangent too many ppl refuse to give 2012 a chance😭😭 ppl are too ready to call it out but haven't watched it in years. They use 2012 to make rise brothers look better.

I'll be looking for a crossover fic between the two iterations and the only thing I'll find is ppl writing 2012 April and Raph(and sometimes Donnie) like literal demon spawns and it honestly makes me kind of sad like we could have used that opportunity to add like nuances to their characters but instead we write them so unnecessarily mean😭😭😭 like babes stoppppppppp I just want to see the brothers be besties not rise brothers adopt Mikey because 12 brothers are evil monsters that don't care about their baby brother.

Sorry if this is hard to follow, I'm really bad with writing stuff that aren't in bullet points lol. And even tho English is the only language I know doesn't mean I know how to do it well😭😭😭

But it's back to that Steven universe killing the diamonds conversation

LITERALLY DONT BRING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE I WILL GO INSANE AUHG I CANT STAND BAD STEVEN UNIVERSE OPINIONS THEY MAKE ME GO normal MODE.

It was also literally made in a period of time when shows were kind of mean.

this is really fuckin important to note actually. its very hard to watch a lot of shows from that era, like the cruelty is the point and the joke and it HURTS to see sometimes hah. like i'll see all the brothers be absolute pieces of shit to Casey and just go ??? am i supposed to laugh at this??? it's got Sitcom disease where everyone is awful on occasion for Bits and Gags or something haha.

i vibe with a lot of what you've said here. its making me think that once i watch 2012 i could try my hand at a crossover. idk tho, we'll see.

maybe they could all take turns adopting each other (translation: they should get along and coach each other through their emotional issues)

I liked the anecdote about your sisters opinion, i think thats a good way of lookin at shit.

[vikugnavikugna]

Tagge by @that-one-empty-skull

coke or pepsi? Nearly exclusively water, but I'll go Pepsi if there's a gun to my head

disney or dreamworks? Dreamworks

coffee or tea? The black sludge is a necessity, tea I drink for pleasure

books or movies? Books!!!

windows or mac? If the question was Windows or Linux I at least would have to consider it; as is, the choice is clear

dc or marvel? I LOVE BOTH!!!!!! My shelf has more DC omnis and tps by volume tho and I LOVE LOVE LOVE Superman, so ig DC

x-box or playstation? Steam Deck

dragon age or mass effect? Neither, thank you

night owl or early riser? I wake up at 6 am on a weekend

cards or chess? Cards, ig

chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

vans or converse? I don't wear shoes like these

Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? What.

fluff or angst? Both, angst-leaning

beach or forest? Beach

dogs or cats? I dream of cats, but wake up to a tiny ass annoyingly loud chorkie at the foot of my bed

clear skies or rain? Clear skies if I'm outside, rain when I'm inside, thank you

cooking or eating out? Eating out

spicy food or mild food? Spicy!

halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas? Dziady! (Halloween)

would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Cold. I would just wear sweaters all the time

if you could have a superpower, what would it be? Shapeshifting to deal with my trans-ness would be nice, electricity manipulation if I wanted to minmax life tho

animation or live action? Animation

paragon or renegade? What.

baths or showers? Shower!

team cap or team ironman? I hate those fucking movies, but I love Cap in general. On a very basic level he's *basically* Marvel's Superman, after all (fundamentally a good person representing the simplistic idealism of a bygone era forced to operate a much more morally complex world - also, punches people)

fantasy or sci-fi? I was once a fantasy head but I read near exclusively hard sci-fi for like a year now so who even knows tbh

do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they? “Can a magician kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange./Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a magician might,” he admitted, “but a gentleman never could.” Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell “This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth.” Rhyth of War “Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing. Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go, let the body run itself. Every driver of a manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.” Blindsight (READ BLINDSIGHT) I guess. It's all I could think of at the moment rather than all time concrete faves tho

youtube or netflix? Youtube

[REDACTED] What- What does that mean

when do you feel accomplished? Raking leaves :)

star wars or star trek? Dislike the former, didn't watch the latter

paperback books or hardcover books? I read epubs on my Pocketbook so when I buy books it's just to look good on my shelf - hardback

to live in a world without literature or without music? I could eventually get used to no music, but I cannot realistically go on without books

who was the last person to make you laugh? "Fist my bump". I just finished Project Hail May a few minutes ago, as of writing this. The author is an unfunny techbro but he has his moments

city or countryside? I live in a small ass village and I would love to move to a city

favorite chips? Lay's Oven Baked green thank you

pants or dresses? I WISH I could pull off a dress

libraries or museums? Museum!

character driven stories or plot driven stories? Character driven!

bookmarks or folding pages? Bookmarks!

Dream job? I cannot imagine a satisfying life under the capitalist system. I could be satisfied raking leaves and picking up trash for 8 hours a day, but we don't pay those people well! Make me do that but for a livable wage!

What gives you comfort? Blanket and no light and I'm set

what are some of your favorite song lyrics? "Lately I've taken to vacantly making repetitive movements/Mistakenly seen as improvements/Nearing perfection but wisely electing/To shun my reflection preferring instead shoe inspection/Cheese and chalk do not talk/But their eyes synchronize with a secret rhythm/Which is a way one could say that I love you for psychological reasons"

favorite ice cream flavor ever? Mint! Mint! Mint!

first fandom? Hard question! Akame ga Kill was the first thing I was super into but Yu Yu Hakusho was probably the first time I made fanart and interacted with ppl on the internet abt it. Worm is the first time I made digital art for smth and posted memes on the sub!

Your desert island band?

I'm scared of tagging people. Sorry if you hate this. Add new questions at the end if you follow up. @larky-lark @n0brainjustvibes @clarissa39 @heyitschartic

[trombone-minivan]

good DAY mr kubbo, i saw the ask game you reblogged and couldn't resist picking an atrocious amount of questions,, so here's the watered down selection:

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25: What is your favorite food?

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

53: Is Christmas stressful?

89: Which are better black or green olives?

90: Can you knit or crochet?

98: Whats your favorite color?

why hello there mr. echho! thank you for your questions, ye shall receive answers:

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

While answering another question, I remembered a movie that would fit this best. That would be "Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw". At face value, it is an okay-at-best action movie with a shallow plot and massive explosions, the usual. But for a quote-on-quote "Fast & Furious" movie, the cars in there are like. Not that interesting. I could bore you with a detailed explanation but long story short they are mid compared to actual Fast & Furious movies. So it is not only mid as a movie but also fails in the one area that keeps me around the series (family, if you will) it claims to be a part of.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Ketchup most of the time, perhaps some good barbecue sauce if it is at hand.

25: What is your favorite food?

Very good question. Excelllent question even. I'm going to go with pasta with bits of meat and a good cheese sauce. but it's hard for me to pick a favourite since i'm really not a picky eater.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

- Ford vs Ferrari/Le Mans '66 is the first one that comes to mind. It has fast cars that go vroom and it is centered around car racing and it is based on real events. what more could i want honestly.

- Nimona. Only came out (ha) recently but it's an instant fave of mine. Also the first song that plays during the credits, T-Rex by K.Flay? HEAT.

- Last but not least, the first three Fast & Furious movies (really all of them, but the 4th and onwards to a much lesser degree). Love might be a strong word here, but I can confidently say I enjoy either one, if borderline ironically. also my brain sees cool cars and is happy.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

I mean. A bit? Christmas is one of those times of the year when one has to organize a bunch of things, which inherently brings stress. Planning when to visit which relatives, tidying up the flat/apartment/house, present procurement, etc. etc.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

I don't eat olives usually, probably black tho. Google tells me green ones have a naturally bitter taste.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

NO but I would like to learn crocheting tho. You know, in the sense of "i wanna do this thing" *does not do that thing*

98: Whats your favorite color?

My standard fave would be a dark blue/navy blue but I've started to really like how dark green looks on many things.

Thanks for the ask! ✨

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what’s your favourite outfit that you have? and what’s your go-to outfit when you are just going out for some quick errands?

my go to outfit is always some slacks a t-shirt and a sweater (i have favourites ofc and then home sweaters that I don't wear out) and the black coat i got on sale one year abd it's been a staple ever since. (it's thin but with a thick sweater it's ok in the winter) and i also have a black sweater vest with a bold red text embroidery? that's been my fave recently

my fave outfit actually might be my sweater vest paired with black slacks and black platform boots. (and a black coat that is too thin for the winter 😔) i wish i had a black turtleneck to put under the vest tho i think that would complete the look

[vriska-serketboard]

4, 5, 11, 13, 25, 31, 38 for pride ask game! (feel free to answer only those you're comfortable with ^-^)

ooh let’s go

4 (past labels I’ve used): ooh good question. I think bisexual was one of them but I sort of go between that and pan for myself even now, so idk if it counts. I def did use gender-fluid back in 2020. It still might be right idk, but I generally just call myself nonbinary now bc it’s a more vague term and doesn’t really leave out the possibility of my gender being fluid

5 (how long have I been using my current labels): 4-ish years for pan & queer, 2 for nonbinary maybe not as sure abt that one

11 (do I like my flags): yeah, they’re pretty nice!

13 (fav colors): GREEN!!! Also blue, black, & gray

25 (fave queer canon fictional couple): Will x Nico from PJO, Magnus x Alex from the Magnus Chase trilogy, pretty much all the canon ships in she-ra but esp Scorpia x Perfuma & Catra x Adora (Spinnerella & Nettossa is also good & pretty underrated imo), Kanaya x Rose & Dave x Karkat from homestuck

31 (trope abt my identity that applies to me): being indecisive as fuuuuck agsgajakalsldkdn

38 (do I have pride gear & do I want to): I have this button up shirt with small rainbow lightning bolts on it & a baseball cap w/ a pride flag on it. I also have a small pansexual flag, a pan pin & rainbow wristband from my college’s stonewall center, & a they them pronouns pin (also from the stonewall center lol)(I gotta get more pronouns pins tho, since they them aren’t my only ones). I also have a rainbow guitar strap for my acoustic, but I got that guitar strap when I was like 9 so it wasn’t intentionally pride related for me

[t1oui]

ok first off i'm going to start with the questions that were already asked

a new broom. might not be for him, maybe oliver or marcus.

uhh staring at percy reading (and maybe writing) the fluffiest romances ever (penelope and percy make fun of him for it and he is not phased in the slightest)

literally anything. baby ducks following their mom could probably do it, he's a big softie

um... i never write audrey. she is pretty much nonexistent to me. please don't come for me lol

probably kinda stressed out by him. amos can be a lot

ik it was a while after the series takes place but i feel like she would be a hunger games girl

penny's is green, marcus's is gold, cedric's is yellow (he's the sweetest but he really is a huffepuff npc sometimes), oliver and percy both like sky blue

as for their fave classes. oliver's is history of magic (he's the only one who actually pays attention to binns), marcus and penelope like potions, cedric's is charms. percy says his is astronomy, but he actually hates being out in the cold. he just doesn't want to admit that his favorite class is transfiguration with mcgonagall.

the war death one... oof. for percy, i think it would be sirius black. i usually have sirius survive in my fics for multiple reasons, but if percy is in slytherin (which is how i write him 99% of the time), i think sirius and he would have a lot in common. they were both estranged by their families for their houses, even tho they were just trying their best, and i think losing sirius would really hurt percy. for the others i'm not as sure.

ok first of all in my hcs cedric survived (i'm a softie ok, bro had so much more life left to live). anyways, yes marcus and penny survive. after the war they both become aurors (after marcus is done playing pro quidditch). penelope eventually becomes senior undersecretary to the minister, who's either hermione or percy. (maybe both at different times).

now for my personal hcs that i just want to add on. i'll put these below a cut b/c there's quite a few.

percy is a slytherin. other than that all houses are the same.

he's best friends with oliver, marcus, and penelope, but cedric and cho (who are best friends themselves) also hang around sometimes.

percy plays quidditch!! he and marcus became chasers for slytherin in their second year. marcus became captain of the team his fifth or fourth year, but percy only played till his 6th. (he says it's because he wanted to focus on newts in 7th, but really, he knew that oliver wanted to win the cup and decided to cheer him on instead of competing with him.)

percy, marcus, oliver, and penelope (percy and penelope in particular) are hella powerful for no clear reason. they just are. they make at least 10 spells (but probably more) by the time they graduate.

they're also all animagi. they completed the transformation in either 4th or 5th year because they're the new marauders goddamnit (i will die on this hill)

(percy is a cat, penny is a weasel, oliver is a stag, and marcus is a magpie.)

penny and marcus have the same patronuses as their animagus forms, but percy's patronus is a crow and oliver's is a husky.

percy and oliver are gay, penelope is probably straight or maybe queer but is demiromantic (and maybe demisexual too), marcus doesn't know what the hell he is but he doesn't mind, he's just vibing. cedric and cho are both bi

(it's how they end up at the yule ball together, sort of. they're best friends and they die whenever they see a pretty person so actually finding someone they have a crush on and asking them out seemed like too much work.)

(percy was cedric's bi awakening, and penelope was cho's, despite the fact that it takes everything in penny to not roll her eyes when cho talks about quidditch.)

percy and penny are best best friends. like he is best best friends with all his friends, but it's just different with them. they're the most powerful in their group, yes, but they're also the smartest and were prefects and then head girl & boy together. usually they lead the "missions" they and their friends have.

percy and oliver start dating in fourth year. literally no one is surprised

i haven't decided if penelope and marcus will get together in one or multiple of my fics yet. marcus definitely has a crush on her, starting in 3rd year or so probably. if the feelings are returned, they definitely don't get together until after the war, probably in their mid to late 20s.

as i said, cho and ced are just friends. maybe they kiss at one point, but they decide they're better off just as bros. they do move in together after they graduate tho

(in the main fic i'm working on, cho and cedric are in the same year, and cedric's birthday is in september. the triwizard tournament accepts 16 and 17-year-olds which is how he joins.)

also in my main fic, cedric ends up with harry and cho ends up with hermione. might make an actual post about one or both of these timelines later (if i do i'll link them here)

i realize i never said what percy, oliver, cho, and cedric do after the war. so here.

percy, like penelope, moves up the ministry ranks fast. he becomes the head of magical transportation and then the head of the dmle (department of magical law enforcement). he may or may not become the minister at some point.

oliver, predictably, plays (and then coaches) puddlemere.

during the war, cedric and cho both join the order. after the war's over, cho becomes an auror and cedric goes to hogwarts to help hagrid teach care of magical creatures.

once hagrid begins looking for someone to do more teaching and not just helping, cedric goes to intern with flitwick for the charms job instead.

i've already made a post about my perciver oc kids (which you can find here), but to recap, they have 3 kids named lucy, skye, and katie. lucy is a ravenclaw, skye is a hufflepuff, and katie is a slytherin.

if sirius and remus survive, they take in teddy (remadora kinda gives me the ick so in my fics, teddy is [usually] only tonks's biologically kid). if they die, cedric and harry raise him.

when harry shows up, it's not too long before the gang realizes he's a hazard to both himself and everyone in a 5-mile radius, so percy, penelope, marcus, and oliver vow to keep him from somehow managing to get himself killed, particularly at hogwarts but also outside of it. easier said than done.

the main friendship in my main fic is harry, hermione, pansy, and blaise, with harry and pansy being slytherins and blaise and hermione being ravenclaws. penelope and percy like to argue over whether penny's eagles or percy's snakes are the better half of the group.

percy and marcus become death eaters after voldemort comes back and use letters of code (and their being, y'know, hella powerful) to send information to the order and to help dismantle voldemort and the death eaters from the inside.

on that note, percy has never been uncomfortable around unforgivables like many people - even penny - are. even as a child, he always felt sort of indifferent to them.

height-wise, it goes cedric, percy, penelope, oliver, marcus, cho (with cedric and percy being the tallest and marcus and cho being the shortest)

i'll probably add hcs to this post as i think of them, but that's all for now.

Tell me the most random Percy head canon you have

Actually no it can even be one about someone in his little circle that he gets written with alot

(so like Penny/Oliver/Marcus/Audrey/Cedric)

What do you think was the first thing Percy spent like decent money on after getting his first check?

Do you think Oliver has a secondary hobby?

What do you think would make Marcus cry?

Who is Audrey to you?

How do you think Cedric felt about his father?

What do you think is Penny's favorite piece of media (so book/album/show) is?

What do you think are their favorite colors? Favorite classes? War death that hurt the most for them other then like the obvious?

oh speaking of other then Cedric Oliver and Percy's fates being confirmed do you think Marcus and Penny even survived the war?

[futureplayboibunnie]

‘Bitten’

Dr Strange x fem! reader!

this is my fave fic ive ever written. nuff said.

ik all my fics are like essentially the same but this ones lowkey more vulgar even tho the plot is so overdone in fics 😭

Stephen Strange was a man of arrogance and a thin string of patience. You had a knack for testing that patience, willing to cut the barbed wire with bolt cutters at every interaction just for fun. Your irrational and impulsive nature was a joy to deal with.

'What? You can't come?' He was equal parts surprised and furious but this cocktail of a combination was potent and heady and it was taking all of his might not to lash out.

You were darting around your room whilst Stephen was dumbfounded at the door. Fluffing up your pillows and fixing up your duvet just the right amount in hopes of getting lucky tonight. Sexual freedom you were not feeling, sexual frustration was right on the money. You were so damn horny all the time and your own fingers or a vibrating piece of rubber plastic would not relieve any of that angst. Natasha set you up on a date with a SHIELD Agent in enlightened hopes that he would still the ache inside of you. However, Stephen was trying to put a wrench in those plans.

'I have a date this evening Stephen, I can't be there with you and Wong. Why can't you just do this with him?' Your voice came out exasperated as you opened your closet and tossed a few dresses, lingerie sets and a scattering assortment of shoes.

'He's preoccupied too, I can't fix up the relic alone.’ He countered and it just seemed to annoy you that much more.

'Can't? Never heard that word from you before.' You smirked.

'Date? I thought you didn't do dates.' He reminded you and it was like you were as clear as day to see through, you felt uncomfortable under his amplified scruntity.

It peeved Stephen that it wasn't really the fact you couldn't help him fix a timless, ancient relic that vexed him but it was the fact that you were going on...a date. You were free and single, he had no right to feel such a way for you, more specifically the person you were seeing this evening but he couldn't help it. His mood soured instantly. The voices piping up in his head were just pleading at him to stop you but he didn't know why he should even stop you in the first place; he didn't know what his feelings were labelled as.

'Stephen, go with grace. I can't, you're more than capable of repairing it yourself. You don't need a baby sitter.’ It was as if you were talking to a five year old, his arrogance wasn't piquing as much as it ought to and it made you nervous, it was as if he was self conscious or insecure.

Stephen Strange? Insecure? It could make you laugh, he was...attrac-decent looking and a magic weilding sorcerer with the nectar of the god's flowing through his feet. Who would?

'Fine. Have fun.' He muttered sarcastically as he left your room.

You sighed at his childishness and the. pondered what to wear.

——

You were flipping like a switch, unsure of which lingerie set to choose from, one or the other. It was a mantra carved into the echoey walls of your brain. It was a mantra carved into the echoey walls of your brain. You could barely trust yourself with your own skewed judgement and bias, so you flipped to your second best option: a second opinion from Natasha.

She was busy at a meeting or a recon but you could barely find it in yourself to care; your problems were going to be her problems tonight.

You shimmied on the first black lacy lingerie set and snapped a photo, bare faced and beautiful. You did the same with the other set. Too encompassed in the task of doing your makeup and dusting your apples with blush, you turned a blind eye to concentrating on your phone and absent mindedly sent the photos to..

FUCK. Oh fuck.

Shit. Your heart latched onto your throat when you read over the name.

Stephen Strange.

You panicked, immediately attempting to delete and unsend them before he got a chance to peer at the explicity of your text. He had never ever seen you in this light before and you were scared that he would never look at you the same way again. Of course you wanted to sleep with him, no matter how much you denied it but this wasn't the way to go about it. It was practically cheating.

Stephen was about to wind down as he threw himself on his bed, no matter in fixing the ancient relic now since you weren't here. Only clothed with a bare chest and sweatpants, he felt the left side of his sweatpants pocket buzz. It was a text...from you.

He was hoping you were about to change your mind and come over...come over to him where after some...activities may persue. He sent the thought flying out of his mind as he opened your text. He felt his soul whisper out of his body when he laid eyes on you.

There you were, posing all pretty and sweet in such finely crafted, extremely revealing lingerie. Curves on display and your tits provided such an engaging view. He couldn't tear his eyes away from you and your plump lips and your volitile and constant fuck me eyes. He really shouldn't be thinking, let alone looking at you in such a way, you were coworkers that's all. But Jesus Christ it was like God took a lifetime creating you, details and all to make you look perfect. His attentive blue eyes flickered from feature to feature- it looked like your body would meld perfectly into his. Though, you've made your distaste extremely clear for him. He wondered if you were meant to send these to him.

Too tired and anxious to even comprehend how to delete and unsend the photo, you gave in and caved into the worst case scenario imaginable. You winced as the pads of your fingertips texted back.

--Oh shit Stephen. I'm sorry that was for Nat, I didn't mean for you to see those, I'm trying to figure out how to unsend or delete them but I can't.

He could easily delete it for you but he let his eyes wander. He bit the bullet.

-- No, no it's fine.

You let out a sigh of relief but awkwardness still clouded you. Your brows furrowed in confusion as you bit at your fingernails.

-- First one. Go for the first one. I like the red details. Cute.

Your eyes widened at the same pace as the thump of your heart. You bit your lip, unsure of how to even begin to respond

--Matches the cloak.

You knew what you needed to do now, your impulse was as harrowing as it was a character flaw but you felt drawn. You felt like a magnet and you just needed to hear that click, Stephen made you feel that click and it wasn't even in real life it was by text, if he could make you feel wet by just a text then God knows what he'd be able to do in real life...in bed. He was strong and intimidating and vastly powerful. You'd let him face fuck you till morning's end.

Stephen quirked an eyebrow and adjusted his jaw at your reply, his tongue glazing over his lip to conceal his smug smirk.

-- You'd look prettier in nothing but my cloak.

Your heels were clacking against the marble of the Avengers Compound, silk sitting just above your thigh as you made your way down the staircase into your car. You weren't even rushing, you were like lightning on your toes the way you needed to be near him. Your need for sexual gratification from him was a major switch up from your annoyance towards him earlier. Your date could get fucked.

Stephen's phone was ringing in his hands and it was you, he hesitated before he answered. You revved your engine of your car and sped your way down to the Sanctum, your skill obviously being portrayed in the process as you swerved past the ongoing cars with your phone nestled to your ear. The stars twinkled in the mist, the night illuminated by laser beams.

Before Stephen could speak you cut him off.

'I'm coming. Stay where you are.' You stated all deadpan and serious before ultimately hanging up. His face contorted into confusion but then turning into excitement. Stephen had always wondered what was under your suit, the skin you lived in. It was always just a passing thought but now it was all his mind was on. He was hungry to get you naked and mark you up as his. Again, fuck your date.

Parking outside, you hurried your way to the door of the Sanctum. Unaware and uncaring to if there was anyone else but Stephen dotted around, you opened the door and let yourself in. Stephen was at the top of the staircase at the main entrance and there you were. Dressed up as if he wasn't going to tear the clothes off of you with his teeth. It was adorable and endearing. He stepped down the stairs and you were rushing at him like a raging bull; your lips connected before vour bodies collided at the foot of the stairs. He palmed at your ass and squeezed once he got his hands on you.

Your fingers scraped at his hair and tugged on it to make him open his mouth that much more for you to sink into. Stephen was growing impatient, he forced you to angle your head so he could delve his tongue into your blossoming mouth and lick away at the embarrassment and shame you felt today. God your lips were soft and sweet, so supple; he couldn't help but sink his teeth into your lips. A broken moan fell away at your mouth and into his and that just made his head reel. He needed to let you breathe out the erratic breaths you had pent up so you wouldn't suffocate, with both of your eyes screwed shut you pressed foreheads.

"Can I make you feel better?' He breathed into your skin.

'Please Stephen, I'm desperate. I can't take the waiting.'' You whined against him.

He tugged you by the arm up the staircase and took you breathlessly to his room. It wasn't slow and tender, it was firey hot and passionate and it was over in flashes. You were in his room. Alone. You had the chance to remark upon Stephen's toned physique, you were damn near salivating over this man and it was pathetic but you couldn't care, not when he was right next to you willing to give you the good hard fucking you've been desperate for. It was like you were possessed by the lust he was offering you and you were inclined to take more. For fucks sake you were already arching into him when you both crashed lips again.

'God, Stephen. I want- I.' You breathlessly tried to get a wandering point across but you didn't even know what you were trying to say.

'I fucking love hearing you beg.' He growled as he grasped you by the hair and pushed you down onto his regal looking bed. You felt so glamourous being bedded on an antique, the Gods and spirits would probably judge you both harshly but you thought it was some kind of magical christening. And holy hell the way he was fawning over you like you were his made your cunt throb.

'You're mine to fuck and use, got it?' He stared down at you coldly, no warmth or mercy in his cereulan irises and it made your body litter with goosebumps, by just the tones of his voice.

You nodded your head furiously at his offer.

He fiddled with the fabric at the edge of your dress as if to taunt you, softly cooing as his eyes flit from your face to the bottom of your dress.

'Cute.' He muttered, a small smile playing on his lips.

His oogling didn't last long as he tore off your dress in one swift motion, you could barely contain your moan at such a thing. Stephen made you feel so desired and wanted, he was practically frothing at the mouth to get you naked, like a rabid mad dog and you revelled in every moment of it. Stephen realised you wore the set he liked most. He bit his lip softly.

'You liked this one, didn't you?' You relentless tease was in aim to provoke him, you were an archer ready to hit that bullseye to let all hell break loose and let him take his anger out on you. "Took you long enough to spit it out, I hope I'm not wasting my time.’’

'Stop pretending to be smarter than you really are sweetheart.'’ Stephen reprimanded and it made a low chuckle flow out of you.

He ripped off your lingerie and shimmied it down your smooth legs.

'So conceited.' You pouted at the fact you spent a lot of money on that set.

'So fucking stupid.'

Without warning he flipped you around so you were on all fours and spanked at your ass, your skin flushed a warm shade of red as his unforgiving palm spanked the attitude out of you. He fondled and squeezed at the flesh of your ass. You tried to stay on all fours but Stephen grasped at your hair and made your torso meet the bed, the side of your face digging into the sheets. Your ass was all that he could see, you offered it up to him so freely; how could he say no to all of that? Stephen bent down and bit harshly at your skin there, deep teeth marks being left in his wake. The high pitched pornographic moan you let out at his actions was the only thing that was able to be heard, bouncing across the walls relentlessly like it was his own personal brand of music.

Stephen pistoned two thick fingers inside of your cunt with no remorse or pause, God you were so sticky with your own arousal and it made him beam up. He reached depths that no one else had ever had before, feeling into you in a way that made you realize that you've been waiting to be treated like this for so long. You convinced yourself you were content with vanilla sex but God this was exactly what you wanted, needed. It was like a drug, a Stephen Strange tasting drug that you knew you wouldn't be able to quit no matter how hard you tried.

‘'So wet, so pretty and all for me. God you're so fuckable, it's like you've made it your personal goal to taunt me. I've waited long enough for you, wanting you, tasting you, the idea that you could be mine-body, mind, soul. Jesus Christ-'’ He groaned lowly, he couldn't finish as he saw your wetness run down your thighs at his words. He could talk like this for a lifetime if he got you this wet everytime.

You were stunned. Body, soul and mind? He wanted you in all ways? Not just your body? These questions ran a marathon in your mind, your eyebrows knitting in tense pleasure and confusion. You thought that you were reading into it and let it go no matter how much it irked you.

'Stephen, fuck. Fuck me, I'm yours.’ You screamed at him.

With one hand he grasped at your hair again to hang your head up for a moment and with the other he retracted his fingers out of you and shoved them in your mouth.

'Go on. Suck.' He demanded through a whisper and you didn't need to be told twice, you suckled on his scarred fingers and you could taste yourself off of him. Mm, salty and sweet at the same time. He pushed his fingers down further to the base of your throat, you were gagging and choking on him and Stephen could've finished right then and there. Tears started to prick at your eyes, they soon began to meander down your red hot clammy cheeks.

He pushed you back down with no care of being gentle. He'll be gentle with you later, he just needed to fuck you until all you could think, feel and hear was his name. Stephen's palm met your backside again but before you could even moan he rammed his cock into you. He let out a gutteral moan at the feel of being inside of you, he glanced down and viewed that your back was arching into his bed perfectly and that small beads of sweat was gliding off of your back. He pumped himself in and out of you with ease, your already ample wetness making him slide into you effortlessly. Your cries and screams of his name muffled by the pillow made his mind melt, although he has a photographic mind...he wished he could retain this sound in his ears forever and play it back whenever he was desperate for his fix of you. What spurred him on even more was the bite mark he left on your ass, he felt like an animal but you were fucking loving it. He had to make sure you finished first or he wouldnt live it down. He kicked off his boxers and sweats.

Stephen bent down and bit at your shoulder blade, you felt so full to the point you were overflowing with pleasure. He knew exactly what he was doing.

'Stephen!' You breathed and groaned. You repeated his name over and over again, unsure of what you were even saying his name or begging for. It was like a mantra, a holy bible scripture that was etched in stone in your head.

You felt like you were about to burst. Your toes curled and your thighs were shaking, you knew that you were about to cum on him. White hot streaks of unfiltered pleasure shingled down your thighs and your lungs were expanding at an exponetial rate, you felt like your throat was collapsing in on itself your voice was so hoarse. You screamed out his name again as your wetness gushed onto him. His cock twitched inside of you, Stephen's arousal met yours in thick ropes.

He collapsed ontop of you before rolling over, panting like a complete idiot. He felt the presence of you consume his lungs and as he turned to face you, you were already gawking at him. Stephen's hair was dishevelled and strands were glued to his forehead.

'You're date's calling you.' He stated deapan. You didn't even hear the ringing that was coming from the bedside table.

Laying on your back, you grasped at your phone and answered.

'Hey.' You greeted, trying to contain your breathless pants.

'Hey. I was just wondering where you were.' He said.

Stephen didn't like the interaction that was happening, a tense look was etched over his features and he could feel irrational jealousy radiating off of him even though you made it clear that you wanted him. While you were still chatting on, his mind wasn't up to pace with his actions the way he inched closer and closer to you. As he placed his head on your chest with your phone against your ear, Stephen began suckling on your nipples. You let out a short surprise exhale.

'Y/N, you okay?' Your date asked.

'Yeah, yeah I'm just feeling a bit...preoccupied. I've been napping all day, I think I've come down with something. Like something's bitten me’

Once Stephen heard the word bite, he clamped his teeth down con your nipple. You bit your lip to conceal your moan and your eyes widened in worry that your date would know something was up.

'Yeah I've been waiting for an hour, I wish you'd told me.' Your date sounded disappointed and you felt bad that you didn't care.

'I'm sorry I've been sleeping for ages, I can't seem to get out of bed. Rain check?' You apologized as sweetly and profusely as you could, Stephen's ministrations were proving difficult to act normal. His eyes never wavered off of you, his skilled tongue and lips marking your tits up as if to prove you were his and only his. The possessiveness was so alluring, your soft pants were barely audible to your date, thank God, but Stephen wanted to test your endurance.

"Yeah sure. I hope you're doing okay, I'll see you.’’

'Bye.' You stated quickly and hung up and Stephen let go with a pop.

'Masochist.' You comment with a sly smile on your face.

'You love it.' He fired back.

'I'm all sticky.’’ You winced.

All he could do was raise an eyebrow, he lept up put his sweats on and sauntered off to his en suit bathroom to grab a towel to clean you both up. He was in and out quickly but when he got back to you, he dropped his towel where he stood. Stephen drank you in and you looked like a wet dream. His mouth was agape like a dumbfounded idiot. You were stood at the foot of Stephen's bed, naked. His cloak around your neck flowing down the expanse of your back and the air surrounding it, floating about but you were still planted to the floor. Your arms folded behind your back and one of your legs perched up and one straight...you looked magnificent. An angel. And cute since his cloak was absolutely massive on you. You were waiting for him, lik a cute little present for him to unwrap, a sweet smile plastered on your blushing face.

'Fuckkkkk, you're ruthless.' He breathed.

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i think im gonna continue a smutty one shot of stephen finding ya naked in his cloak as the main plot cause jesus the idea got me tingling fr 🫣🫣