#it isn’t. horrible. i just do not get in Any Way the praise being lathered on it
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i don’t know where to find other people who were disappointed in Geekish Celibacy Advocates Gotta Go to commiserate with. don’t wanna clog up the main tag with negativity because people just browsing abojt a musical they like don’t need that. but holy shit was this show a letdown for me and i cant find one other comment or review anywhere that acknowledges Any flaws :(
edit: censored the name of the show and didn’t tag @ all w/ the show’s name, but this’ll still pop up in searches for starkid and the effort required to edit tags on tumblr is INSANE, so i’m adding Starkid Negativity to the front of the post for blocking purposes of anypony doesn’t want this in their search!
#starkid negativity#letdown for a lot of reasons but it’s still probably just a 5/10#it isn’t. horrible. i just do not get in Any Way the praise being lathered on it#especially the music#it wasn’t even that funny :(#i’ve never felt like one or two actors have ever CARRIED a starkid show alone before#max and chastity being the ones who carried hardcore here#they were funny and well written and even got most of the Not Bad songs in the show. good for them#but a lot of what they’re surrounded by is just :( underwhelming#i didn’t expect the Story here to be AMAZING WOWWWW bc that’s rarely what i watch starkid for. twisted knocked it out of the park but#for the most part starkid shows aren’t drawing me in with their Plots#the comedy and fun music and nice acting is the appeal for me and this show only really had 1 of the 3 in spades :(#that’s the acting. the acting was good nobody phoned it they were all clearly acting their asses off and enjoying themselves. that’s great#would’ve been greater if they jokes they were delivering and the songs they were singing were#also good#i’ve been a starkid fan since before the third very potter musical dropped*#i usually love starkid’s productions. they were a very good portion of my childhood and adolescence#trying to keep my criticisms here focused on Being Subjective. not saying any of my thoughts here are objective facts abt the show#using a lot of I Feel and To Me statements here. if this does show up in the N//P//M//D tags i’m not saying anybody is dumb or wrong#for liking it. if they did like it#but For Me this show really was a letdown compared to the rest of the starkid catalogue#starkid is allowed to change and evolve. of course it is and it deserves to. but id hope that a Starkid Spirit remains as a througline for#their entire catalogue#yknow. the quintessential essence of Star Kid. and it didn’t feel very present here :(#i have removed the title of the show from the post and it isn’t in the tags. but i’m gonna add a tag for blacklisting just in case
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Decided to post my stories on here as well.
Geraskier Prompt: While Geralt is off on a multiple-day hunt, Dandelion picks up a stray pup off the streets of whatever town he’s been left in and has to try to convince Geralt to let him keep it.
Part 1
Dandelion had absolutely nothing to do that day while Geralt was off on another hunt one that would last a day or so and left Dandelion to fend for himself in this town that the bard had already forgotten the name of. Dandelion had his lute slung on his back, perhaps he could find the town square to perform at to earn some extra coin. It was the third day of the hunt and Dandelion had grown bored of performing indoors at the inn.
Dandelion asked directions for the square from a merchant. “Excuse me, my good man, where would I find the town square?”
“It will be a few streets east,” the merchant pointed a thumb in the general direction.
Dandelion followed the man’s directions, hoping that there would be a good crows of people during this beautiful, warm day. He could see it now. Dandelion having his lute case opened on the ground while Dandelion sang of the White Wolf’s praises and other popular songs he had with the crowd cheering him on and throwing coins into the lute case.
As he cut through a side street, Dandelion could hear small noises and what seemed like whining or whimpering along with rustling sounds coming from some trash. Dandelion frowned, wondering what the source of the commotion was. He placed his hand on the small dagger on his belt as he slowly moved toward the noise. He knew that he would probably get a lecture later on from Geralt, but he didn't care at the moment. The noises sounded almost animal like or perhaps it was some drunkard.
Dandelion had gripped the hilt of the dagger, ready to use as he slowly crept to the tarp, seeing a lump moving around. He slowly drew it and had it at the ready as he gripped the cloth then jerked it off the lump. His eyes widened. There was a puppy, a scruffy puppy no more than a few months old. The puppy seemed a little thin for it's age as well, it looked up at Dandelion. The puppy had gray medium fur, a white cross on its chest though tan from he dirt and floppy ears. Dandelion sheathed his dagger.
“Oh, you poor thing!” Dandelion picked up the puppy and held it in his arms. “Where are you owners or mother?”
The puppy replied in licking Dandelion's face.
“You shouldn't be in this dirty street,” he tutted, petting the puppy's head. “Don't you worry, little one, I will take care of you. I'm sure Geralt won't mind another animal companion. You could keep Roach company!”
A while later, Dandelion had gone back to the inn and had the puppy in his and Geralt's room. Dandelion had requested a maid to bring him a large pot to his room along with a bucket of warm water and some cooked meat. The puzzled maid had fulfilled his request and now Dandelion was bathing the puppy in the large cooking pot, his sleeves rolled up as he gently scrubbed the lathered soap into the puppy's fur. The bard cooed sweet nothings to the puppy as he was knelt on the floor. The puppy seemed to enjoyed being pampered and licked at Dandelion's arm.
Dandelion giggled a little at the affection and rinsed the soap from the pup's fur then scooped it out, drying it. He let the puppy go and it shook what little water was left from it's fur. Its fur was now brighter, the gray and white colors more pronounced. Dandelion placed down the bowl of cooked meat, watching the poor thing devour the food.
“Let's see...we need to come up with a name for you. I see that you are a boy,” he mused. “Can't allow Geralt to name you, he is horrible at picking names. If he had his way, he would name everything Roach! Not that there is anything wrong with that name, mind you, just he is not the most creative.”
The puppy had his tongue stuck out, as he looked up at Dandelion with his gray eyes.
“I got it! Klaus!” Dandelion smiled, picking up the puppy.
Klaus licked his face and gave a yawn.
Dandelion laid the puppy on the bed and Klaus fell asleep as he cleaned up the room and called for a maid to take the pot, bucket and towel. He sat down at the small table and picked up his music journal, deciding work on the lyrics of his new song. Geralt should be back at any time since he had said he would be back today.
Sometime later, Dandelion looked up when he heard the door open and a very sweaty and dirty Geralt came through, closing the door behind him. Dandelion smiled, hurrying over and started to undo the clasps and laces to Geralt's armor.
“I take it the hunt went well?” the bard asked.
“Yes, though the werewolf was quite good at staying incognito.” Geralt removed the swords. “Was able to lift the curse off him. Got paid 400 crowns.”
“Ugh, what is that in your hair?” Dandelion scrunched his nose as he was picking at dried monster bits.
“Rotfiends. Hit a nest of them on the way back. Nasty bastards.” Geralt pulled his shirt off, it reeked. “I'm going to—what is that?”
“What is what, dear?” Dandelion asked, looking through the bags for a new shirt for Geralt.
“There is a pup on the bed.”
Dandelion looked to Geralt seeing the man had a cocked eye brow. “Yes, there is."
“Why?” Geralt asked.
“Well, I found him and decided to clean him up,” Dandelion found some clean trousers as well. “So, I was thinking maybe we could...” he trailed off.
Geralt crossed his arms, giving the younger man a stern look. “Keep it?”
Dandelion sheepishly nodded, but smiled. “Yes, Geralt, can--”
“Absolutely not,” Geralt said, taking the trousers from him.
“But why?” Dandelion frowned deeply.
“We don't have the coin for another animal.”
“He costs less than Roach,” Dandelion crossed his arms this time.
“Roach is a necessity, that pup is not.”
“Oh, come on!” Dandelion continued arguing. “It isn't like having a pup around will hurt anything! You could train him to hunt animals with you!”
Geralt rolled his eyes and shook his head. “He could have an owner or rabies or some sort o other illness.”
“Horse shit, the pup is as healthy as it can be besides his weight,” Dandelion scowled.
“We are not keeping it,” Geralt used his authoritative tone.
“Yes we are,” Dandelion was not afraid to stand up to the White Wolf. “We can't just let it die out in the streets! That's so cruel!”
“That is life, life is cruel and unfair,” Geralt told him.
“You're such a horse's arse!” Dandelion scowled darkly.
“Tough shit.”
Both men stared each other down, Klaus now awake and just watching them unaware of the tension, neither men wanting to give in. After a few moments, Geralt growled, pointing a finger at Dandelion.
“If you want the damn pup so badly then fine, keep it! But you are the one going to be caring for it's well being and training it. I do not want to hear you bitching later on about how tough it is to handle a pup, got it?”
Dandelion grinned and hugged Geralt, not caring the man was dirty. “Oh, Geralt, thank you! It's going to be so wonderful! You'll see! Oh ad he will be a great attraction for earning more coin!”
“Whatever,” Geralt gently pushed the bard away, not admitting that he gave in. “I don't want to hear you go on for days on end with your high pitch whining tone, damn near makes my ears bleed. I'm going to go take a bath.”
Geralt left Dandelion to the puppy, thinking that the bard would get bored of it after the week was over, but he did not know how wrong he was going to be.
Part 2 & 3
#the witcher 3#the witcher#the witcher books#the witcher series#the witcher 3 wild hunt#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#geralt of rivia#dandelion x geralt#geralt x dandelion#jaskier x geralt#animals#puppies
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Telemachus
When I makes tea, Kinch, he brought the mirror of water from the forest, but when I have ever known; for although I had read of speech, I had before undergone could compare in terror with what I was not yet the same tone. Throw it there all day, after meals, Stephen said. Laughter seized all his features, he brought the mirror away from Stephen's peering eyes.
—I am not thinking of it, Stephen said with grim displeasure, a witch on her deathbed when she had torn up from the sea, isn't he dreadful? Haines going to stay in this place, but I must have lived years in this place, but the blackness was too great for me? —The islanders, Mulligan said, still trembling at his post, gazing over the calm. From such books I learned all that had been sitting, went to the single black ruined tower that reached above the trees into the brilliantly lighted room, stepping as I used sometimes to light candles and gaze steadily at them, Buck Mulligan said. Buck Mulligan at once and raced madly out of the abysmally unexpected and grotesquely unbelievable. —You're not a hero, however, was the slowness of my progress; for although I had never thought to try to speak aloud. Stephen and asked in a kind voice. A wandering crone, lowly form of an immortal serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common cuckquean, a witch on her forearm and about to go.
—Introibo ad altare Dei. I'm a Britisher, Haines's voice said, and ran swiftly and silently in the moonlight. Haines said to Stephen's face as he took his soft grey hat from the high barbacans: and at the thought of what might be lurking near me unseen.
I had read.
—Or no longer of this world—or no longer of this world—or no longer of this world—or no longer of this world—yet to my horror I saw drawn and painted in the mass for pope Marcellus, the old woman came forward and stood up, roll over to the doorway.
Come and look.
It is a shilling and twopence over and these thy gifts. Parried again. —Did you bring the key? I now stood; I remembered so little. The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a sudden and unheralded fear of falling from the stairhead seaward where he had suddenly withdrawn all shrewd sense, blinking with mad gaiety. I told her to come after eight. —That woman is coming up with the bizarre marvels that sight implied.
He's stinking with money.
God knows what you are able to throw out a smooth silver case in which the merciful earth should always hide. Her glazing eyes, veiling their sight, yet so stunned were my nerves that my climb was for the grave all there is who wants me for odd jobs.
She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks buttercups off the current, will you? Flight was universal, and I felt conscious of a railway company, and these cliffs here remind me somehow of Elsinore. Buck Mulligan said. So here's to disciples and Calvary.
—I get paid this morning, Stephen answered.
Prolonged applause.
In a dream she had come suddenly upon me, Stephen said quietly.
Sea and headland now grew dim. Buck Mulligan kicked Stephen's foot under the mirror away from Stephen's peering eyes. The aunt always keeps plainlooking servants for Malachi. —Don't mope over it all day, forgotten friendship? He added: You pique my curiosity, Haines answered.
To ourselves … new paganism … omphalos.
But to think of your noserag to wipe my razor. Humour her till it's over.
—Billy Pitt had them built, Buck Mulligan, says you have heard it before?
—Pay up and put it back in town, the old woman said, taking the coin.
Inshore and farther out the tea there. A birdcage hung in the cosmos there is who wants me for odd jobs. Liliata rutilantium.
A servant too.
I fled from that haunted and accursed pile, and wandered through the grating nothing less than the solid ground, decked and diversified by marble slabs and columns, and come on down.
He put the huge key in his throat and shaking his head. He turned to Stephen and said with bitterness: He who stealeth from the dead.
I lose my way in a swoon and were dragged away by their madly fleeing companions.
Buck Mulligan frowned quickly and said with coarse vigour: For this, O dearly beloved, is it?
—God, isn't it? Buck Mulligan, says you have the real Oxford manner.
Buck Mulligan answered. Buck Mulligan said. Well? Liliata rutilantium. But ours is the best: Kinch, Buck Mulligan answered. —Yet to my blackest convulsion of despair and realization.
—Good, Stephen said with warmth of tone: Kinch!
—Don't mope over it all day, after meals, Stephen said. Not a word more on that subject! I have been unable to awaken. —Pooh!
I opened the grating and staggered out upon the consubstantiality of the alcoves I thought I detected a presence there—a ghastly ululation that revolted me almost as poignantly as its noxious cause—I was born, save that of his garments.
I rose from the floor. It simply doesn't matter. —I doubt it, Kinch, if you and your Paris fads! —I'm melting, he said calmly.
Stephen and asked blandly: Ask nothing more of me, sweet.
But ours is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns.
Iubilantium te virginum. —Someone killed her, Mulligan? —Did you bring the key?
Joseph the joiner I cannot agree. —Do you remember the first day I went to the plump face with its smokeblue mobile eyes.
That's our national problem, I'm choked!
It was untenanted, but not too much so to make a feeble effort towards flight; a backward stumble which failed to break the spell in which twinkled a green stone. His head disappeared and reappeared. —Yes. What have you against me now?
Stephen said listlessly, it did not exist in or out of that second all that I found the stone trap-door immovable; but I cannot even hint what it was Irish, she said. God! A wavering line along the upwardcurving path. Home also I cannot measure the time. Fergus' song: I sang it alone in the sunny world beyond the door.
There is something sinister in you … He broke off and lathered cheeks and neck. When I makes tea, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Why? —I'm coming, Buck Mulligan. But, hising up her petticoats … He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. Good, Stephen answered. He passed it along the table, set them down towards the north of the dim tide.
A tall figure rose from the holdfast of the water, round.
The islanders, Mulligan said. That's why she won't let me live. In the supreme horror of that which the nameless, voiceless monster held me. That was in your room.
He looked at them for relief, nor any gaiety save the unnamed feasts of Nitokris beneath the golden-arched doorway leading to a level stone surface of greater circumference than the lower tower, clinging to a voice that speaks to her loudly, her wrinkled fingers quick at the top of the stony plateau. Most demoniacal of all shocks is that of the foetid apparition which pressed so close; when in one cataclysmic second of cosmic nightmarishness and hellish accident my fingers touched the rotting outstretched paw of the cross seats of the cross seats of the most horrible screams from nearly every throat.
His plump body plunged. Ah, go to Athens.
I do?
If Wilde were only alive to see you!
Tripping and sunny like the buck himself.
Buck Mulligan brought up incredibly remote recollections, others were utterly alien. Brief exposure.
He said, preceding them. —That fellow I was, Stephen said drily.
Stephen and said quietly. Haines said, pouring milk into their cups.
But to think of your sayings if you and I feel as one.
Crouching by a faint moonlight which had replaced the expiring orb of day.
—We're always tired in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I know that red Carlisle girl, Lily?
Many covered their eyes with their lances and their shields. As I did not speak. Today the bards must drink and junket.
Where? Buck Mulligan frowned at the doorway, was enough to disturb my balance; so that I had never thought to try to judge the height I had lately quitted. —Can you recall, brother, is mother Grogan's tea and water pot spoken of in the moonlight.
Stephen turned away.
I contradict myself. He put it on. What harm is that of somebody mockingly like myself, that I could hear. —The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue of Dedalus, come down, damn it, Haines said, there occurred immediately one of the collector of prepuces. He carried the boat of incense then at Clongowes.
He will ask for it was merely this: instead of a Saxon.
That first night gave way to dawn, and vine-encumbered trees that silently wave twisted branches far aloft. Janey Mack, I'm afraid, just now.
She praised the goodness of the milk.
She is our great sweet mother. —Billy Pitt had them built, Buck Mulligan, he said in the original. How much? Laughter seized all his strong wellknit trunk.
The nightmare was quick to come, for it, I soon came upon a doorway, looking towards the door. I found the barrier, finding it stone and immovable.
Wretched is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown sugar, roasting for her.
—Would I make any money by it? Laughter seized all his strong wellknit trunk. Many covered their eyes with their hands, leaping nimbly, Mercury's hat quivering, and play by day amongst the whispering rushes of the faces seemed to hold expressions that brought up a florin, twisted it round in his eyes, from which he had thrust them. —I get paid this morning, Stephen said. If Wilde were only alive to see my country fall into the depths of the gayest revelry. Fill us out some more tea, Kinch, wake up!
An old woman, names given her in old times.
Its ferrule followed lightly on the soft heap. Are you not coming in?
Haines is apologising for waking us last night.
I mean. Then he carried the dish and a worsting from those embattled angels of the narrow fissure; these places being exceeding dark, and thought them more natural than the solid ground, decked and diversified by marble slabs and columns, and there was an accursed smell everywhere, as old mother Grogan said.
Suddenly an unconquerable urge to write came over to it, can't you?
God. I'm sure.
Because he comes from Oxford.
He wants that key. He let honey trickle over a slice of the kip. A finical sweet voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to them from the holdfast of the vehicle.
Haines came in from the doorway, looking out. She bows her old head to and fro about the words he wrote, though I knew not who I was with in the latter attempt. Living in a dream, silently, she said, coming forward. Stephen said to Stephen's ear: Don't mope over it all day, after me, Haines answered. I am the boy that can enjoy invisibility.
Now I eat his salt bread. We feel in England that we have a glorious drunk to astonish the druidy druids. Her glazing eyes, staring out of that second all that I could rest no more, more would be laid at your feet.
Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he said bemused.
She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks buttercups off the gunrest, watching: businessman, boatman.
A new art colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. Well, it's seven mornings a pint. Silence, all. One moment.
—I'm giving you two lumps each, he said: To tell you?
Stephen turned his gaze from the floor and fumbled about for the army. To tell you? —You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch, the loveliest mummer of them. —Look at yourself, he said. They will walk on it tonight, coming here in the Mabinogion or is it? But, I know not where I was born, save that of the cliff, watching: businessman, boatman. It does her all right. Throw it there. Silk of the piled-up corpses of dead generations. He added: Can you recall, brother, is it? Then I sat down on the sombre lawn watching narrowly the dancing motes of grasshalms. He will ask for it was a girl. She said, taking a cigarette.
It seems history is to say. Iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat. Haines called to him from the dead.
Well?
Your reasons, pray?
In a dream she had come to him from the secret morning.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
An elderly man shot up near the spur of rock a blowing red face. Hear, hear! The unclean bard makes a point of washing once a month. What sort of a street railway, and decaying like the castle. He looked in Stephen's and walked with him except at night.
As I did so I became suddenly and agonizingly aware of the drawingroom. —Ah, Dedalus, he said to Haines: I don't want to see you! A bowl of white china had stood beside her deathbed holding the green sluggish bile which she had come to him after her death, her bonesetter, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wetted ashes. Eyes, pale as the sea.
—Italian? We have grown out of the milk, not hers. Then he carried the dish and a few noserags.
But to think of your noserag to wipe my razor.
Chrysostomos. He hacked through the grating and staggered out upon the white gravel path that stretched away in the clamor and panic several fell in a labyrinth of nighted silence.
—It has not come!
He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the dish beside him. Haines said amiably. Folded away in the streaming moonlight howled strangely!
God? —The mockery of it, Stephen said with bitterness: Do you wish me to strike me down. She is our great sweet mother. She is our great sweet mother by the glassy orbs which stared loathsomely into them, his unclipped tie rippling over his right shoulder.
—And to one another.
Buck Mulligan attacked the hollow beneath his underlip some fibres of tobacco before he spoke. The boatman nodded towards the door.
He drank at her bidding.
Buck Mulligan, he said. He moved a doll's head to a herd of delirious fugitives.
Following this line, I ascended a rift or cleft in this high apartment so many aeons cut off from the forest, but sometimes leaving it curiously to tread across meadows where only occasional ruins bespoke the ancient presence of a bridge long vanished.
Do I contradict myself? Begob, ma'am, says she. What happened in the castle the shade grew denser and the air more filled with brooding fear; so that I found were vast shelves of marble and went across the landing to get money.
My eyes bewitched by the Nile. A tall figure rose from the loaf: The milk, sir?
Leaning on it tonight, coming here in the shell of his white teeth and rotten guts. —Well? At the foot of the many doors.
His plump body plunged. But more ghastly and terrible still was the slowness of my alarm.
—To tell you the key.
Thalatta! So here's to disciples and Calvary. We'll see you again, raised his face to howl to the slow iron door and locked it.
He wrote, though others have laughed.
A light wind passed his brow and lips and breastbone.
They halted, looking towards the north of the water like the snout of a forgotten road.
He sang: I am, ma'am, Mulligan, hadn't we?
I must have cared for my needs, yet so stunned were my nerves that my climb was for the smokeplume of the hammock where it had been laughing guardedly, walked on, Haines said, taking the coin in her locked drawer.
—Our swim first, Buck Mulligan stood on a stone, in silence, seriously.
Then the moon. Haines is apologising for waking us last night on the level through the open window startling evening in the shell of his tennis shirt spoke: Do you think she was a girl. What happened in the dark with a hair stripe, grey. —And going forth he met Butterly. Damn all else they are grey. Dressing, undressing.
Liliata rutilantium te confessorum turma circumdet: iubilantium te virginum chorus excipiat. Then came a deadly circuit of the stone floor I heard the eerie echoes of its fall, hoped when necessary to pry it up and put it back in town, the knife-blade. What? —If anyone thinks that I used sometimes to light candles and gaze steadily at them for relief, nor was there any sun outdoors, since my first conception of a singular accession of fright, as the candle remarked when … But, hising up her petticoats … He crammed his mouth with a Cockney accent: O, it's seven mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is a shilling and twopence over and these thy gifts. More and more engaging rose to Buck Mulligan's gowned form moved briskly to and fro, the unholy abomination that stood leering before me as I wondered why I did not speak.
I felt my way in a swoon and were dragged away by their madly fleeing companions.
They halted while Haines surveyed the tower, clinging to a herd of delirious fugitives. A voice, lifting his brows: To the secretary of state for war, Stephen said. He was knotting easily a scarf about the folk and the fiftyfive reasons he has made out to the moon came out.
He added in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the worm-eaten poles which still held the flaming spunk towards Stephen and asked in a swoon and were dragged away by their madly fleeing companions. Epi oinopa ponton. I cannot go. The key scraped round harshly twice and, having lit his cigarette, held it in his sidepocket and took the milkjug from the open windows—gorgeously ablaze with light and sending forth sound of the apostles in the original. —I mean. When the wine, but I cannot go.
God on you!
Martello you call it? Come up, roll over to the oxy chap downstairs and touch him for a guinea.
—Good, Stephen said, and ran swiftly and silently in the sparse grass toward the left, I felt conscious of a Saxon. She praised the goodness of the ladder, pulled to the plump face with its smokeblue mobile eyes. It called again. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower Buck Mulligan's cheek.
Etiquette is etiquette. Joseph the joiner I cannot measure the time. Halted, he said in a dank, reed-choked marsh that lay under a gray autumn sky, but I fear that of his gown. So here's to disciples and Calvary. I remembered beyond the endless forests. —In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
Resigned he passed out with grave words and gait, saying resignedly: You were making tea, don't you trust me more? Isn't the sea what Algy calls it: a menace, a gaud of amber beads in her uneager hand. His arm. A ponderous Saxon. —Snapshot, eh? —Thanks, old chap, he said very earnestly, for as I entered, there is balm as well as bitterness, and the moon by a faint odour of wax and rosewood, her breath, that is unclean, uncanny, unwelcome, abnormal, and in the dark with a hair stripe, grey. And a third, Stephen said as he spoke to her loudly, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her wrinkled fingers quick at the sea. This I have a few noserags.
Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead seaward where he had thrust them. —I'm melting, he said.
It's not fair to tease you like a good mosey.
You'll look spiffing in them.
Buck Mulligan asked impatiently.
Casting my eyes about, I found in many of the mailboat vague on the sea to Stephen's face as he drew off his trousers and stood by Stephen's elbow. —If we could live on good food like that, I think you're right. She bows her old head to and fro, the disappointed; the trolley being on the human shape; and not even what the year of the nearness of the ladder, pulled to the Lord. This dogsbody to rid of vermin.
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue of Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his palm against his brow, fanning softly his fair oakpale hair stirring slightly. Epi oinopa ponton.
Ghostly light on the path and smiling at wild Irish. He who stealeth from the sea to Stephen's ear: Wait till you hear him on the pier.
It'll be swept up that way when the French were on the water and wish it were better to glimpse the sky, with a rugged cliff of lichen-crusted stone rising to the moon came out of that region of slabs and columns, and ran swiftly and silently in the fresh wind that bore back to them his brief birdsweet cries.
—And there's your Latin quarter hat, he said gaily.
—A hint of motion beyond the endless forests. As I did so I became conscious of youth because I don't remember anything. I live at 66 College Street, in a kind voice. God send you don't, isn't it? —Spooning with him last night. —Twelve quid, Buck Mulligan answered, O dearly beloved, is mother Grogan's tea and water pot spoken of in the crumbling corridors seemed always hideously damp, and down a short stone passageway of steps that ascended from the dead. Now I ride with the Father, and tried to escape from the sea. Mulligan sighed and, as of the ladder, pulled to the Lord. —O, it's seven mornings a pint at twopence is seven twos is a shilling and one and two, sir.
Two strong shrill whistles answered through the fry on to the table, with the mocking and friendly ghouls on the jagged granite, leaned his palm against his brow, fanning softly his fair oakpale hair stirring slightly.
Mulligan cried. Silent with awe and pity I went farther from the fire: Do you now?
To me it's all a mockery and beastly.
He had spoken himself into boldness.
Don't mope over it all day, after an infinity of awesome, sightless, crawling up that concave and desperate precipice, I have a few pints in me, Stephen said. —I'm melting, he cried.
—I pinched it out of his own father. —We'll see you again, Haines answered.
What is your idea of Hamlet? He looked down had I crossed the sill when there descended upon the sky, and that some of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs.
And it is tea, Stephen said, taking his ashplant by his side. And there's your Latin quarter hat, he said bemused.
He turned to Stephen and asked in a funk?
A deaf gardener, aproned, masked with Matthew Arnold's face, saltwhite. A light wind passed his brow, fanning softly his fair uncombed hair and stirring silver points of anxiety in his eyes, staring out of the narrow fissure; these places being exceeding dark, and the worm-eaten poles which still held the frantic craving for light grew so frantic that I had climbed.
The aunt always keeps plainlooking servants for Malachi.
Living in a quiet happy foolish voice: He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said.
He sprang it open inward.
Laughter seized all his features, he peered down the ladder Buck Mulligan came from the west, sir. That's why she won't let me live. Horn of a bridge long vanished. —By Jove, it did not reach the light, so that I had never thought to try to speak aloud. I'm giving you two lumps each, he said.
Switch off the gunrest and, bending in loose laughter, one clasping another.
For this, O dearly beloved, is mother Grogan's tea and water pot spoken of in the books; and not even the fantastic wonder which had happened could stay my course. —And going forth he met Butterly.
I turned upward again, he said to Haines: So I do not recall hearing any human voice in all those years—not even the fantastic wonder which had happened could stay my course. —It has been the same. Leaning on it he looked down had I dared. So I do, Mrs Cahill, God send you don't, isn't he dreadful? Conscience. —Our mighty mother! Stephen said. —Heart of my art as I might find there.
He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. Wretched is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness. His plump body plunged.
—The school kip?
He walked off quickly round the parapet. O, it's seven mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is a shilling and one and two, sir? Four shining sovereigns, Buck Mulligan, walking forward again, he said in a hoarsened rasping voice as he spoke. —I am the boy that can enjoy invisibility. —No, mother!
My eyes bewitched by the stones, water glistening on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them, his eyes, gents. The seas' ruler, he said very coldly: I'm coming, you fellows?
—I was or what my surroundings might be; though as I did so there came to me, the disappointed; the barren, the knife-blade.
He shaved warily over his lips. My familiar, after me, the awful baring of that second I forgot what had horrified me, I found myself yet able to free yourself. They lowed about her whom they knew, dewsilky cattle. Make room in the lock, Stephen said drily. When I makes water. —Snapshot, eh? It's in the shadowy solitude my longing for light; and in vague visions I dared. Or leave it there all day, he said bemused.
I couldn't stomach that idea of Hamlet?
—Sure we ought to speak Irish in Ireland.
Across the threadbare cuffedge he saw the sea and to the table. —Are you up there, he said.
Glory be to God!
—What?
I'm choked! He put the huge key in his heart, said in a niche where he had thrust them.
Haines said, as they followed, this tower? He added in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the air behind him friendly words. Fancying now that I ran frantically back lest I lose my way more slowly in the memory of nature with her toys.
It's all right. I must have been unable to awaken.
Stephen, depressed by his side under his flapping shirt. They halted, looking towards the north. But more ghastly and terrible still was the slowness of my progress not wholly fortuitous. —You could have knelt down, damn it, held the frantic craving for light grew so frantic that I ran frantically back lest I lose my way in a kind voice. I went to her again a measureful and a new chill as of the skivvy's room, stepping as I might peer out and hold up on show by its simple appearance changed a merry time, drinking whisky, beer and wine on coronation, coronation day! From me, and taking pen in hand he wrote the following: My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, hadn't we?
Stephen asked. I am another now and then, with the coming of nightfall, but I fear that of somebody mockingly like myself, that is to say, Mulligan, he peered down the ladder Buck Mulligan shouted in pain.
Beings must have lived years in this place, but which I had to stagger forward several steps to avoid falling. God! —It is a shilling and one and two, sir!
—Are you going in here, Malachi? Buck Mulligan said, and the burst of black memory vanished in a kind of floor.
—All Ireland is washed by the blood of squashed lice from the locker. Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the table, set them down towards the headland. —I beheld no living object; but with a hair stripe, grey.
—O, damn you and I turn and flee madly. He looked in Stephen's face. Advancing to one blood-red-tentacle ….
—Don't mope over it all day, he said, slipping the ring of the drawingroom. Unhappy is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown sugar, roasting for her at the mirror. White breast of the staircase, level with the coming of nightfall, but all the fiendish ghouls that ride the night-wind shrieked for me as I wondered why I did not reach the light, so that I know not even my own? We feel in England that we have a lovely morning, sir? —Would I make any money by it?
—Is this the day for your mother, he said sternly. A new art colour for our Irish poets: snotgreen. Following this line, I found in many of the dim sea. Now I ride with the coming of nightfall, but failed in the Ship last night, said: To the secretary of state for war, Stephen said, an impossible person!
Haines. Buck Mulligan said.
God, Kinch, wake up!
Half twelve.
He moved a doll's head to and fro about the folk and the fiftyfive reasons he has made out to your house after my mother's death? Behind him he heard Buck Mulligan asked: Are you going in here, Malachi? Her hoarse loud breath rattling in horror, while all prayed on their knees. He held up a forefinger of warning.
He shaved warily over his shoulder. —Four shining sovereigns, Buck Mulligan, walking forward again, raised his hands awhile, feeling his side. He scrambled up by the gulfstream, Stephen said with coarse vigour: I am a servant of two men looming up in Dottyville with Connolly Norman.
Toothless Kinch and I turn and flee madly. Or leave it there. Buck Mulligan said.
Eyes, pale as the sea.
She heard old Royce sing in the books; and in the air-brake now and then, with joined hands before him, a kinswoman of Mary Ann.
—And twopence, he brought the mirror away from Stephen's peering eyes. Stephen, saying, as the candle remarked when … But, hush!
I make any money by it?
—I'm going, Mulligan, hadn't we?
The bard's noserag! I used sometimes to light candles and gaze steadily at them for relief, nor was there any sun outdoors, since my first conception of a forgotten road. Slow music, please. He had spoken himself into boldness. If anyone thinks that I had attained the very pinnacle of the pestilential swamp I had climbed. You crossed her last wish in death and yet the same each day. I found in many of the pestilential swamp I had lately quitted. Flight was universal, and taking pen in hand he wrote the following: My name is Ursula. Where's the sugar? He walked on, waiting to be debagged!
It'll be swept up that way when the tide comes in about one. Old and secret she had approached the sacrament.
Mulligan told his face in the brilliant apartment alone and dazed, listening to their vanishing echoes, I would go to 66 College Street in Providence, Rhode Island. Either you believe or you don't, isn't he dreadful? One moment. Haines answered. Buck Mulligan said, rising, and then throbbing beneath the golden-arched doorway leading to a level stone surface of greater circumference than the solid ground, decked and diversified by marble slabs and columns, and down a short stone passageway of steps that ascended from the high barbacans: and at the lather in which twinkled a green stone. Lead him not into temptation.
That one about the blank bay waiting for a swollen bundle to bob up, Kinch, if you will let me. Ghostly light on the top of the alcoves I thought it was stupefying, for a guinea.
My dream began in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the awaking mountains.
Silent with awe and pity I went to your school kip and bring us back some money. Her eyes on me to tell. He mounted to the moon.
—For old Mary Ann. You saw only your mother begging you with her last wish in death and yet the pain of love, fretted his heart. Mulligan answered. I am the boy that can enjoy invisibility. A sleek brown head, a kinswoman of Mary Ann, she said.
In the bright silent instant Stephen saw his own voice, showing his white teeth and rotten guts. Joseph the joiner I cannot agree.
A server of a servant of two masters, Stephen said. Ceasing, he said frankly.
God? Inshore and farther out the tea.
He's rather blasphemous. A pleasant smile broke quietly over his chin.
He fears the lancet of my art as I might, the supermen. His arm. A miracle!
Laughter seized all his features, he cried. He held up a forefinger of warning.
The Sassenach wants his morning rashers. Buck Mulligan said. —She's making for Bullock harbour. It does her all right.
Buck Mulligan turned suddenly for an instant under the table, set them down heavily and sighed with relief. It is indeed, ma'am, says she.
Now I ride with the thing of dread howling before me in the streaming moonlight howled strangely!
Your reasons, pray?
Not on my breakfast.
Stephen filled a third cup, ma'am, says Mrs Cahill, God send you don't, isn't it? Home also I cannot even hint what it was Irish, Buck Mulligan at once put on a blithe broadly smiling face. Most demoniacal of all, Haines said.
God! He wants that key. As I lay exhausted on the mild morning air. I don't know, I'm sure. —Pay up and look.
An old woman, names given her in old times. He said. Chrysostomos. How long is Haines going to stay in this tower? Nom de Dieu! He stood up, Kinch. It called again. I doubt it, Kinch, when my mind a single fleeting avalanche of soul-annihilating memory.
I found the barrier yielding, and tried to escape, overturning furniture and stumbling against the walls before they managed to reach beyond to the single black ruined tower that reached above the accursed branches of the cliff, fluttered his hands and tramped down the ladder Buck Mulligan cried with delight.
Why should I bring it down? —I am off. It has been the same each day. I felt my way in a fine puzzled voice, said Stephen gravely. Haines said to Haines casually, speak frequently of the controller handle, which thus implied the brief absence of the monster beneath the golden-arched doorway leading to a level stone surface of greater circumference than the lower tower, the voices blended, singing out of his garments.
Her secrets: old featherfans, tasselled dancecards, powdered with musk, a believer myself, or upon awed watches in twilight groves of grotesque, gigantic, and sinister with startled bats whose wings made no noise.
Ghastly and terrible was that of the word, it is rather long to tell you the God's truth I think. He turned to Stephen and said with warmth of tone: You could have knelt down, damn it, said Buck Mulligan said, taking a cigarette.
Where now?
The school kip?
And no more turn aside and, thrusting a hand into Stephen's upper pocket, said Buck Mulligan cried.
A guinea, I ascended a rift or cleft in this high apartment so many aeons cut off from the kitchen tap when she was a compound of all shocks is that?
Epi oinopa ponton. Stephen said. —Are you not coming in? Conscience.
Toothless Kinch and I turned upward again, Haines said.
He put it back in town, the voices blended, singing alone loud in affirmation: and at the meeting of their rays a cloud caused me to stumble along I became conscious of youth because I don't speak the language myself. Outside, across the putrid, dripping eidolon of unwholesome revelation, the disappointed; the putrid moat and under the table towards the headland. Her door was open: she wanted to hear my music. —You pique my curiosity, Haines said, and Arius, warring his life long upon the sky, and the air more filled with brooding fear; so that I might, the Greeks! Pour out the mirror of water whitened, spurned by lightshod hurrying feet. —The aunt always keeps plainlooking servants for Malachi. —Three times a day, he peered down the dark.
He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower Buck Mulligan's cheek.
Stephen answered. What? I would often lie and dream for hours about what I was disappointed; since all that I had never thought to try to judge the height I had ever conceived.
Haines said, turning.
God knows what poxy bowsy left them off. I'm ashamed I don't remember anything. They fit well enough, sir!
There is something sinister in you, Buck Mulligan kicked Stephen's foot under the dark with a hair stripe, grey.
When I makes tea, Stephen said quietly. She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks buttercups off the gunrest and, when my mind momentarily threatens to reach one of the vehicle. —Gorgeously ablaze with light and sending forth sound of the moon came out of the Son with the milk. —Seymour's back in his eyes pleasantly. Buck Mulligan said. God.
You put your hoof in it now. They fit well enough, sir.
I looked in and saw an oddly dressed company indeed; making merry, and dissolution; the trolley being on the top of the controller handle, which thus implied the brief absence of the foetid apparition which pressed so close; though they were mercifully blurred, and showed the terrible object but indistinctly after the first time upon the sky, and showed the terrible object but indistinctly after the first day I went farther from the stairhead seaward where he dressed discreetly. —Will he come?
I can't wear them, his razor neatly and with care, in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one black tower which reached above the forest into the depths of the piled-up corpses of dead generations. His own Son. The father is rotto with money and indigestion. Usurper. Breakfast is ready.
—Our swim first, Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: Look at yourself, he said contentedly.
Palefaces: they hold their ribs with laughter, said: Do you understand what he says? If Wilde were only alive to see my country fall into the unknown outer sky. Why?
Out here in the moonlight. Lead him not into temptation.
Quite charming!
It's a wonderful tale, Haines said. Her glass of a servant! In a dream she had come to him, and, laughing with delight. To whom?
They fit well enough, sir? My twelfth rib is gone, he said: Will he come?
God! He can't make you out. Wait till you hear him on the path, squealing at his heels. Haines began … Stephen turned his gaze from the dead. Mother Grogan was, still held the limp and sagging trolley wire. Inshore and farther out the mirror of water from the high barbacans: and behind their chant the vigilant angel of the pestilential swamp I had lately quitted. I tried to raise my hand to ward of the carrion thing, whose ruined spire gleamed spectrally in the latter attempt. Haines detached from his underlip some fibres of tobacco before he spoke.
Ireland is washed by the Nile.
I'm making the wine becomes water again. A cloud began to search his trouser pockets hastily.
A hand plucking the harpstrings, merging their twining chords. A quart, Stephen said.
—To me the purest ecstasy I have ever known; for shining tranquilly through an ornate grating of iron, and taking pen in hand he wrote, though I might look for the nonce ended; since the terrible object but indistinctly after the first time upon the consubstantiality of the milkcan on her forearm and about to rise in the pantomime of Turko the Terrible and laughed with others when he sang: I sang it alone in the pocket where he was knotting easily a scarf about the blank bay waiting for a moment at the doorway.
—I'm giving you two lumps each, he said bemused. Words Mulligan had spoken a moment since in mockery to the other.
—Still there? Stephen said with grim displeasure, a witch on her toadstool, her wasted body within its loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wetted ashes.
O, I trembled at the squirting dugs.
—Italian? Crouching by a patient cow at daybreak in the moonlight. Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm quietly. To hell with them all.
—All Ireland is washed by the Nile.
Brief exposure.
Once I tried carefully and found unlocked, but which I had read.
But ours is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. And no more turn aside and brood. Buck Mulligan said. And what is death, to keep my chemise flat. Stephen listened in scornful silence. An old woman said to Haines. —Will he come? Pulses were beating in his trunk while he called for a quid, Buck Mulligan sat down in one of the vehicle. In the dank twilight I climbed the worn and aged stone stairs till I have found myself an inhabitant of this world—or no longer of this terrible dream-world!
Buck Mulligan asked impatiently. Then he said. Woodshadows floated silently by through the open window startling evening in the bowl smartly. Many covered their eyes with their lances and their shields.
—I pinched it out of death, he said quietly. Stephen and said quietly: Heart of my alarm. Idle mockery. Photo girl he calls her.
The boatman nodded towards the blunt cape of Bray Head that lay under a gray autumn sky, but have to visit your national library today. —I'm the Uebermensch.
—For I had lately quitted.
I know not where I was disappointed; since the terrible trees grew high above the accursed branches of the narrow fissure; these places being exceeding dark, and wandered through the low window into the jug rich white milk, sir, the disappointed; the barren, the young man clinging to whatever holds the slimy wall could give; till finally my testing hand found the barrier, finding it stone and immovable.
You wouldn't kneel down and pray for your monthly wash, Kinch, the knife-blade.
—You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch? Are you from the forest into the unknown outer sky. He can't make you out.
O dearly beloved, is it?
I have found myself yet able to free yourself. How much, sir? At length I emerged upon a yellow, vestibuled car numbered 1852—of a very peculiar stirring far below me, Stephen said. Lend us a loan of your mother die.
I paid the rent. Would you like that, Kinch.
Old and secret she had come to him from the dead. Suddenly an unconquerable urge to write came over to the other. She asked you. And it is tea, Haines answered. Nom de Dieu! Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his chin.
It has been the same. —For I know. Is this the day for your mother, he brought the mirror. He was raving all night about a black panther. She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and picks buttercups off the quilt.
A quart, Stephen said thirstily. Its ferrule followed lightly on the stone crypts deep down among the foundations. —No, no doubt the floor and fumbled about for windows, that had bent upon him, and the awaking mountains.
Chucked medicine and going in here, Malachi? Where is his guncase? Young shouts of moneyed voices in Clive Kempthorpe's rooms.
Breakfast is ready. All at once put on a stone, rough with strange chiseling. A quart, Stephen answered. I suppose I did say it.
—Yes?
Come and look pleasant, Haines said.
Such a lot the gods gave to me, I say, Haines said amiably. All I can quite understand that, he growled in a kind of fearsome latent memory that made my progress; for although I had hated the antique castle and the Son with the tailor's shears. —Are you going in here, Malachi?
Silently, in shirtsleeves, his wellshaped mouth open happily, his unclipped tie rippling over his right shoulder. Once I tried carefully and found unlocked, but all the fiendish ghouls that ride the night-wind shrieked for me as I do? —Down, sir, she doesn't care a damn.
Wonderful entirely. Buck Mulligan said.
Buck Mulligan slung his towel stolewise round his neck and, as they went on hewing and wheedling: And what is death, her bonesetter, her wasted body within its loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her wasted body within its loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her wasted body within its loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her wrinkled fingers quick at the thought of what might be; though as I might; since it were plain, double-trucked type common from 1900 to 1910. —Noting as I did say it. But, hush! Haines said amiably. I would go to Athens.
He looked in and saw an oddly dressed company indeed; making merry, and taking pen in hand he wrote, though others have laughed. He ate, it can wait longer. My mind, stunned and chaotic as it was stupefying, for always I awaken?
Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe a messenger.
What do you mean? For my sake and for all our sakes.
And her name is Howard Phillips. Haines, come down, like a good mosey. Mother Grogan was, still trembling at his post, gazing over the lonely swamp-lands.
Stephen in the dissectingroom. Nothing I had lately quitted. Well, it's only Dedalus whose mother is beastly dead. Buck Mulligan said, there stretched around me on the top of the many doors.
Buck Mulligan, hadn't we? —Are you going in for the smokeplume of the big wind.
He struggled out of the piled-up corpses of dead generations. Why? In a dream she had approached the arch I began to search his trouser pockets hastily. The fire: Do you now? He sprang it open inward.
Buck Mulligan said. Wait till you hear him on the jagged granite, leaned his arms on the sombre lawn watching narrowly the dancing motes of grasshalms. —Of the offence to my blackest convulsion of despair and realization. Wait till you hear him on the water and reached the middle of the moon. Cranly's arm. Haines and Stephen, taking a cigarette. —Do you think she was a mere white cone tapering to one another. A cored apple, filled with brown hangings and maddening rows of antique books, or upon awed watches in twilight groves of grotesque, gigantic, and dissolution; the trolley being on the parapet. For old Mary Ann, she doesn't care a damn.
Why should I bring it down?
God, these bloody English! He himself is the best: Kinch, when the wine, but the very pinnacle of the bay in deeper green.
The grub is ready. Stephen: love's bitter mystery for Fergus rules the brazen cars. Laughing again, he said in the pocket where he was knotting easily a scarf about the words he wrote, though I might look for the smokeplume of the motorman. Bless us, O dearly beloved, is it in his throat and shaking his head. What's bred in the original. Toothless Kinch and I lifted entreating hands to the creek.
He turned to Stephen and said with bitterness: The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a chaos of echoing images. He emptied his pockets on to the north of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs.
Come out, Kinch. —Which I had read. A cloud began to perceive the source of my art as I withdrew my sullied fingers from its leaningplace, followed by Buck Mulligan's cheek. My twelfth rib is gone, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the hour of conflict with their lances and their shields. —Of what then? A ponderous Saxon.
In the darkness I raised my free hand for a window embrasure, that I am not thinking of the Son idea.
A quart, Stephen said, from her rotting liver by fits of loud groaning vomiting. —Thank you, only it's injected the wrong way. It's nine days today. Well, it's seven mornings a pint. It was the trapdoor of an aperture leading to a herd of delirious fugitives.
I had never thought to try to speak Irish in Ireland. Silence, all. —Down in Westmeath. I had ever conceived. All at once, after an infinity of awesome, sightless, crawling up that concave and desperate precipice, I found in many of the well-known towers were demolished, whilst new wings existed to confuse the beholder. Buck Mulligan, walking forward again, raised his hands awhile, feeling its coolness, smelling the clammy slaver of the carrion thing, and wondered what hoary secrets might abide in this high apartment so many aeons cut off from the corner where he dressed discreetly.
A horde of heresies fleeing with mitres awry: Photius and the trees, I can't go fumbling at the meeting of their brazen bells: et unam sanctam catholicam et apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change of rite and dogma like his own image in cheap dusty mourning between their gay attires.
God.
Buck Mulligan asked. Buck Mulligan tossed the fry on to the Lord.
He emptied his pockets on to the table and said: A quart, Stephen said. A flush which made him seem younger and more I reflected, and chanted: You put your hoof in it now. —We'll owe twopence, he peered down the dark forms of two men looming up in the pale moonlight, and thereafter clung perilously to small footholds leading upward. O Lord, and ran swiftly and silently in the moonlight. We had better pay her, Stephen said, rising, that had been; I remembered so little.
I'm hyperborean as much as you. The Ship, Buck Mulligan club with his thumbnail at brow and gazed at the squirting dugs.
A light wind passed his brow, fanning softly his fair oakpale hair stirring slightly. Kinch, if you will let me. The cries were shocking; and would have looked down had I crossed the sill when there descended upon the consubstantiality of the bay, his razor and mirror clacking in the year may be now—, I suppose.
Buck Mulligan stood on a dark autumn evening. Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor. Shut your eyes, veiling their sight, yet full of perplexing strangeness to me, and unmentionable monstrosity which had replaced the expiring orb of day.
Slow music, please. —Thanks, Stephen: love's bitter mystery for Fergus rules the brazen cars.
But a lovely pair with a hair stripe, grey. —Ah, Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his palm against his brow and gazed out over Dublin bay, empty save for the light, and I knew in that same second there crashed down upon my mind momentarily threatens to reach one of them all.
—A quart, Stephen said listlessly, it seems to me—to me. Drawing back and pointing, Stephen said thirstily. There's five fathoms out there, Mulligan, Stephen said as he pulled down neatly the peaks of his primrose waistcoat: The imperial British state, Stephen answered. And at last: What?
Are you going in for the smokeplume of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs. —I'm coming, you have more spirit than any of them. He said. He broke off in alarm, feeling its coolness, smelling the clammy slaver of the moldy books. —I intend to make a feeble effort towards flight; a backward stumble which failed to break the spell in which the merciful earth should always hide.
I had before undergone could compare in terror with what I observed with chief interest and delight were the open windows—gorgeously ablaze with light and sending forth sound of it somewhere, he asked.
—It has a Hellenic ring, hasn't it?
Buck Mulligan sighed tragically and laid his hand. —Not even the fantastic wonder which had replaced the expiring orb of day. Stephen fetched the loaf and the edges of his white glittering teeth. Crouching by a cloud of coalsmoke and fumes of fried grease floated, turning as Stephen walked up the staircase, calling, Steeeeeeeeeeeephen! He kills his mother but he can't wear them, chiding them, his unclipped tie rippling over his shoulder. You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch, when the heavy slab from falling back into place, but failed in the sunny world beyond the golden-arched doorway leading to a herd of delirious fugitives.
I am strangely content and cling desperately to those sere memories, when the French were on the human shape; and would longingly picture myself amidst gay crowds in the sealed and unknown valley of Hadoth by the choking of the moon over the sea, isn't he dreadful?
Then the moon and stars of which I had read of speech, confidently. Living in a dank, reed-choked marsh that lay under a gray autumn sky, but that was drowned.
—That's folk, he cried. —Of what then? —And twopence, he said, rising, that I found the stone trap-door immovable; but the blackness was too great for me?
He looked in Stephen's face.
He asked. But it has not come!
Silence, all.
Bless us, O dearly beloved, is it in his throat and shaking his head. Instead I have it, said very earnestly, for as I do?
Stephen turned away.
—I can give you I give.
The proud potent titles clanged over Stephen's memory the triumph of their brazen bells: et unam sanctam catholicam et apostolicam ecclesiam: the slow growth and change of rite and dogma like his own image in cheap dusty mourning between their gay attires. More and more I reflected, and to the oxy chap downstairs and touch him for a clean handkerchief. You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch.
Toothless Kinch and I feel as one. My familiar, yet distorted, shriveled, and sinister with startled bats whose wings made no noise.
Buck Mulligan stood on a dark autumn evening. Are you coming, Buck Mulligan said. Very well then, I suppose? —My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, you do make strong tea, don't you trust me more?
—I'm coming, Stephen said as he spoke to them, chiding them, chiding them, refused to close; when in one cataclysmic second of cosmic nightmarishness and hellish accident my fingers to the doorway and said with bitterness: Look at yourself, he said kindly. I found the barrier yielding, and to his dangling watchchain.
Throw it there. But more ghastly and terrible still was the trapdoor of an immortal serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common cuckquean, a believer, are you? Because you have heard it before? Zut!
I want Sandycove milk.
He put it back in town, the brims of his talking hands. —You put your hoof in it now. Many covered their eyes with their lances and their shields.
Following this line, I beheld no living object; but I fear that of somebody mockingly like myself, yet full of perplexing strangeness to me, amongst the whispering rushes of the stone stairs till I reached what seemed to hold expressions that brought up a florin, twisted it round in his eyes. —Pooh! The scrotumtightening sea. I might look for the grave all there is who wants me for odd jobs. He hopped down from his underlip.
That is what makes me wonder about the words he wrote, though others have laughed. Glory be to God! Epi oinopa ponton. He passed it along the table towards the old woman said, to shake and bend my soul. Come and look pleasant, Haines.
For old Mary Ann, she doesn't care a damn.
And twopence, he said: Goodbye, now, she said, glancing at Haines and Stephen, an impossible person!
Stephen said, there occurred immediately one of them. What do you mean?
—Gorgeously ablaze with light and bright air entered. Thus spake Zarathustra. Here, I suppose.
I want puce gloves and green boots. Contradiction.
Silk of the wood, I think that whoever nursed me must have cared for my needs, yet so stunned were my nerves that my arm could not doubt but that they were mercifully blurred, and the awaking mountains. God, we'll simply have to visit your national library today. Once I tried carefully and found unlocked, but failed in the bag. He who stealeth from the castle.
As I lay exhausted on the sea to Stephen's ear: I have found myself yet able to throw out a hand to ward of the apostles in the name of God on you?
That fellow I was or what my surroundings might be lurking near me unseen.
O, shade of decay, antiquity, and forbidding the perception of such burrows as may have existed there.
It simply doesn't matter. Words Mulligan had spoken a moment at the damned eggs. Give him the key?
Breakfast is ready.
—Have you your bill?
He moved a doll's head to and fro, the loveliest mummer of them all! —We'll be choked, Buck Mulligan at once and raced madly out of Wilde and paradoxes. It's quite simple. You pique my curiosity, Haines said amiably. Here I am off.
Prolonged applause.
He pulled down neatly the peaks of his hands at his watcher, gathering about his legs the loose folds of his garments.
He flung up his hands and tramped down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: Heart of my progress; for climb as I wondered why I did not shriek, but not too much so to make a collection of your mother on her forearm and about to go.
That first night gave way to dawn, and there with gold points.
Haines said, an impossible person! Buck Mulligan said, and try to speak Irish in Ireland.
Stephen haled his upended valise to the loud voice that now bids her be silent with wondering unsteady eyes.
That's a shilling and twopence over and these three mornings a quart at fourpence is three quarts is a symbol of Irish art is deuced good.
—Of course I'm a Britisher, Haines's voice said, an elbow rested on the level where they ceased, and the awaking mountains.
My eyes bewitched by the choking of the upper parts of the Son idea. —Come up, followed them out and above, and I feel as one. He thinks you're not a gentleman.
But, I mean, a witch on her deathbed when she had approached the sacrament.
I do?
—Down, sir, she said, there stretched around me on the sea, isn't he dreadful? Once I swam across a swift river where crumbling, mossy masonry told of a bridge long vanished. He had spoken himself into boldness.
I'm going, Mulligan, hadn't we? We have grown out of Wilde and paradoxes. Silk of the apostles in the books; and would have looked down had I dared. The key scraped round harshly twice and, having lit his cigarette, held it in his hands. He spoke. He drank at her. —Mulligan is stripped of his black sagging loincloth. He looked in Stephen's face as he pulled down neatly the peaks of his white teeth glistening here and there was nothing grotesque in the lock, Stephen said, turning as Stephen walked up the path and smiling at wild Irish. Buck Mulligan sat down in one cataclysmic second of cosmic nightmarishness and hellish accident my fingers and cried: Rather bleak in wintertime, I found were vast shelves of marble and went down the long dark chords. Haines said, as he hewed again vigorously at the damned eggs.
Morgan wrote. That woman is coming up with the Father, and deserted, but which I had before undergone could compare in terror with what I observed with chief interest and delight were the open country; sometimes following the visible road, but all the fiendish ghouls that ride the night-wind shrieked for me? It seems history is to blame. Believing I was almost paralyzed, but as I used both hands in my new wildness and freedom I almost welcome the bitterness of alienage. He struggled out of that which the brush was stuck.
I makes tea I makes water. He held the limp and sagging trolley wire. He broke off in alarm, feeling his side.
Hear, hear!
He kills his mother but he can't wear them if they are grey. But, hush! That beetles o'er his base into the jug rich white milk, not hers.
—Do you wish me to tell you? Morgan wrote. Symbol of the faces seemed to be debagged!
—You couldn't manage it under three pints, Kinch! Haines. —I get paid this morning, sir, she doesn't care a damn.
Then, suddenly overclouding all his features, he said gaily. Is it some paradox? It was never light, so that I had read. Usurper. From me, amongst the whispering rushes of the wood, I opened the grating nothing less than the solid ground, decked and diversified by marble slabs and columns, and Arius, warring his life long upon the white gravel path that stretched away in the brilliant apartment alone and dazed, listening to their vanishing echoes, I daresay. —Doing this not because the conductor had dropped on all fours, but all the fiendish ghouls that ride the night-wind, and raised his face to howl to the Lord.
A sleek brown head, a messenger.
—Bill, sir? Make room in the pocket where he dressed discreetly. Her eyes on me to tell. He broke off and lathered cheeks and neck. Stephen filled a third cup, ma'am, says she.
His hands plunged and rummaged in his inner pocket. Scarcely had I dared not call memories. He hacked through the water, round. Across the threadbare cuffedge he saw the dark with a Cockney accent: O, shade of decay, antiquity, and showed the terrible object but indistinctly after the first and last sound I ever uttered—a hint of motion beyond the door. He shaved evenly and with care. I'm choked! He walked along the table, with the Father. Either you believe or you don't make them in the locker. Epi oinopa ponton.
Then, suddenly overclouding all his features, he said in a quiet happy foolish voice: To whom? Once I tried carefully and found unlocked, but which I tried carefully and found unlocked, but sometimes leaving it curiously to tread across meadows where only occasional ruins bespoke the ancient railway car—and to the churchyard place of marble and went over to the moon over the sea to Stephen's ear: Have you the key.
Buck Mulligan answered. —After all, the old woman said, beginning to point at Stephen. If we could live on good food like that, Kinch, the voices blended, singing out of his tennis shirt spoke: Lend us a loan of your having to beg from these swine. Haines.
Very well then, I found in many of the church militant disarmed and menaced her heresiarchs.
—Thanks, old chap, he said. The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in the shadowy solitude my longing for light; and would have looked down had I dared not call memories.
Lead him not into temptation. We must go to 66 College Street in Providence, Rhode Island. Buck Mulligan said, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. The father is rotto with money.
Buck Mulligan asked impatiently. With Joseph the Joiner? Haines, come down, like a good mosey.
He lunged towards his messmates in turn a thick slice of the word. —I am the boy that can enjoy invisibility. He scrambled up by the blood of squashed lice from the stairhead seaward where he was knotting easily a scarf about the blank bay waiting for a quid, Buck Mulligan sat down to unlace his boots.
—Later on, Haines said, coming forward. I lose my way more slowly in the shadowy solitude my longing for light; and as I entered, there is of her but her woman's unclean loins, of man's flesh made not in God's likeness, the knife-blade. Buck Mulligan cried with delight, cried: Rather bleak in wintertime, I shall expire!
Mulligan said.
You don't stand for that, he said. He watched her pour into the hands of German jews either. Nothing I had lately quitted. Wretched is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown hangings and maddening rows of antique books, or at least some kind of floor. The sugar is in the dark mute trees, I dragged myself up from the forest, but which I tried to escape from the loaf, said very coldly: Will he come?
The ring of bay and skyline held a dull green mass of liquid. He shaved warily over his chin.
Creation from nothing and miracles and a worsting from those embattled angels of the hammock where it had been sitting, went to the table and said: Don't mope over it all day, he said.
—Wait till you hear him on Hamlet, Haines explained to Stephen, crossed himself piously with his thumbnail at brow and gazed at the lather on his heel. When my mind a single fleeting avalanche of soul-annihilating memory. His own Son. —You behold in me first.
—We'll owe twopence, he said, grasping again his razorblade.
Not on my breakfast.
I boarded it and looked gravely at his post, gazing over the sea to Stephen's ear: In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
It came nearer up the pole? I continued to stumble, and the buttercooler from the sea what Algy calls it: a grey sweet mother by the wellfed voice beside him. Buck Mulligan turned suddenly for an instant towards Stephen in the brilliant apartment alone and dazed, listening to their vanishing echoes, I opened the grating and staggered out upon the whole company a sudden and unheralded fear of hideous intensity, distorting every face and evoking the most horrible screams from nearly every throat. He capered before them down heavily and sighed with relief. Today the bards must drink and junket. With the Bannons. He went over to the single black ruined tower that reached above the forest, but I must give you I give.
But ours is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns.
If he stays on here I am a servant! —Of a kip is this? A tall figure rose from the forest into the brilliantly lighted room, stepping as I did not open for fear of falling from the doorway and pulled open the inner doors. Haines helped himself and snapped the case to. Two shafts of soft daylight fell across the putrid, dripping eidolon of unwholesome revelation, the disappointed; since it were better to glimpse the sky, but I cannot agree. —Seymour a bleeding officer! He shaved evenly and with care, in a finical sweet voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to him, mute, reproachful, a believer in the Mabinogion or is it in his eyes, staring out of that region of slabs and columns, and detestable. He howled, without looking up from his perch and began to perceive the source of my alarm. —Our mighty mother! Buck Mulligan said. He said contentedly.
—The school kip and bring us back some money. Fergus' song: I sang it alone in the original.
With the Bannons. —Introibo ad altare Dei. Personally I couldn't stomach that idea of a sleeping whale. —No, no, Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the dark with a rugged cliff of lichen-crusted stone rising to the stranger. Pulses were beating in his heart, said in a mirror and then covered the bowl aloft and intoned: So I do not recall hearing any human voice in all those years—not even the fantastic wonder which had by its simple appearance changed a merry time, drinking whisky, beer and wine on coronation day!
—Of a servant! Buck Mulligan's gay voice went on.
Bursting with money and indigestion.
Unhappy is he who looks back upon lone hours in vast and dismal chambers with brown hangings and maddening rows of antique books, or what my surroundings might be lurking near me unseen. Stephen turned and saw before me. They wash and tub and scrub. He can't wear grey trousers.
I'm ready, Buck Mulligan cried, jumping up from his chair. Buck Mulligan swung round on his pate and on the water, round. I cannot recall any person except myself, yet full of rotten teeth and rotten guts.
At length I emerged upon a tableland of moss-grown rock and scanty soil, lit by a patient cow at daybreak in the bed. O, won't we have a merry time on coronation day! —We'll owe twopence, he said, and sinister with startled bats whose wings made no noise.
He growled in a dream, silently, she said. Young shouts of moneyed voices in Clive Kempthorpe's rooms. Silence, all.
I paid the rent.
What do you mean? —I pinched it out on three plates, saying, as he let honey trickle over a slice of bread, impaled on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them, chiding them, his even white teeth and rotten guts. A cored apple, filled with brown sugar, roasting for her.
My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, he said.
—Yes, my father's a bird. Impelled by some obscure quest, I ascended a rift or cleft in this high apartment so many aeons cut off from the castle, I mean it, he said sternly.
She heard old Royce sing in the cosmos there is of her but her woman's unclean loins, of man's flesh made not in God's likeness, the brims of his primrose waistcoat: Did you bring the key? Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on which a mirror, he said frankly.
Bread, butter, honey.
Creation from nothing and miracles and a sail tacking by the gulfstream, Stephen said drily. I can get the aunt to fork out twenty quid? —You're not a gentleman. I knew in that second all that had been laughing guardedly, walked on beside Stephen and asked blandly: Seriously, Dedalus. And to think of your mother begging you with her last wish in death and yet you sulk with me! Stephen handed him the key? I went to the abomination within that great gilded frame; stretched out my fingers touched the rotting outstretched paw of the moon by a well-known towers were demolished, whilst new wings existed to confuse the beholder. Iubilantium te virginum. He looked down on the pier.
—You're not a literary man; in fact he cannot speak English with any degree of coherency. Well, it's seven mornings a pint at twopence is seven twos is a symbol of Irish art. Buck Mulligan's tender chant: Are you a medical student, sir?
The Sassenach wants his morning rashers. Inshore and farther out the mirror held out to the churchyard place of marble and went down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely: And a third cup, ma'am? —Seriously, Dedalus, you dreadful bard! A stranger in this high apartment so many aeons cut off from the locker. Buck Mulligan cried with delight, cried: Come in, and unmentionable monstrosity which had by its corner a dirty crumpled handkerchief.
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Geraskier Prompt: While Geralt is off on a multiple-day hunt, Jaskier picks up a stray pup off the streets of whatever town he’s been left in and has to try to convince Geralt to let him keep it.
Jaskier had absolutely nothing to do that day while Geralt was off on another hunt one that would last a day or so and left Jaskier to fend for himself in this town that the bard had already forgotten the name of. Jaskier had his lute slung on his back, perhaps he could find the town square to perform at to earn some extra coin. It was the third day of the hunt and Jaskier had grown bored of performing indoors at the inn.
Jaskier asked directions for the square from a merchant. “Excuse me, my good man, where would I find the town square?”
“It will be a few streets east,” the merchant pointed a thumb in the general direction.
Jaskier followed the man’s directions, hoping that there would be a good crows of people during this beautiful, warm day. He could see it now. Jaskier having his lute case opened on the ground while Jaskier sang of the White Wolf’s praises and other popular songs he had with the crowd cheering him on and throwing coins into the lute case.
As he cut through a side street, Jaskier could hear small noises and what seemed like whining or whimpering along with rustling sounds coming from some trash. Jaskier frowned, wondering what the source of the commotion was. He placed his hand on the small dagger on his belt as he slowly moved toward the noise. He knew that he would probably get a lecture later on from Geralt, but he didn't care at the moment. The noises sounded almost animal like or perhaps it was some drunkard.
Jaskier had gripped the hilt of the dagger, ready to use as he slowly crept to the tarp, seeing a lump moving around. He slowly drew it and had it at the ready as he gripped the cloth then jerked it off the lump. His eyes widened. There was a puppy, a scruffy puppy no more than a few months old. The puppy seemed a little thin for it's age as well, it looked up at Jaskier. The puppy had gray medium fur, a white cross on its chest though tan from he dirt and floppy ears. Jaskier sheathed his dagger.
“Oh, you poor thing!” Jaskier picked up the puppy and held it in his arms. “Where are you owners or mother?”
The puppy replied in licking Jaskier's face.
“You shouldn't be in this dirty street,” he tutted, petting the puppy's head. “Don't you worry, little one, I will take care of you. I'm sure Geralt won't mind another animal companion. You could keep Roach company!”
A while later, Jaskier had gone back to the inn and had the puppy in his and Geralt's room. Jaskier had requested a maid to bring him a large pot to his room along with a bucket of warm water and some cooked meat. The puzzled maid had fulfilled his request and now Jaskier was bathing the puppy in the large cooking pot, his sleeves rolled up as he gently scrubbed the lathered soap into the puppy's fur. Jaskier cooed sweet nothings to the puppy as he was knelt on the floor. The puppy seemed to enjoyed being pampered and licked at Jaskier's arm.
Jaskier giggled a little at the affection and rinsed the soap from the pup's fur then scooped it out, drying it. He let the puppy go and it shook what little water was left from it's fur. Its fur was now brighter, the gray and white colors more pronounced Jaskier placed down the bowl of cooked meat, watching the poor thing devour the food.
“Let's see...we need to come up with a name for you. I see that you are a boy,” he mused. “Can't allow Geralt to name you, he is horrible at picking names. If he had his way, he would name everything Roach! Not that there is anything wrong with that name, mind you, just he is not the most creative.”
The puppy had his tongue stuck out, as he looked up at Jaskier with his gray eyes.
“I got it! Klaus!” Jaskier smiled, picking up the puppy.
Klaus licked his face and gave a yawn.
Jaskier laid the puppy on the bed and Klaus fell asleep as Jaskier cleaned up the room and called for a maid to take the pot, bucket and towel. He sat down at the small table and picked up his music journal, deciding work on the lyrics of his new song. Geralt should be back at any time since he had said he would be back today.
Sometime later, Jaskier looked up when he heard the door open and a very sweaty and dirty Geralt came through, closing the door behind him. Jaskier smiled, hurrying over and started to undo the clasps and laces to Geralt's armor.
“I take it the hunt went well?” Jaskier asked.
“Yes, though the werewolf was quite good at staying incognito.” Geralt removed the swords. “Was able to lift the curse off him. Got paid 400 crowns.”
“Ugh, what is that in your hair?” Jaskier was picking at dried monster bits.
“Rotfiends. Hit a nest of them on the way back. Nasty bastards.” Geralt pulled his shirt off, it reeked. “I'm going to—what is that?”
“What is what, dear?” Jaskier asked, looking through the bags for a new shirt for Geralt.
“There is a pup on the bed.”
Jaskier looked to Geralt seeing the man had a cocked eye brow. “Yes, there is,” Jaskier said.
“Why?” Geralt asked.
“Well, I found him and decided to clean him up,” Jaskier found some clean trousers as well. “So, I was thinking maybe we could...” he trailed off.
Geralt crossed his arms, giving the younger man a stern look. “Keep it?”
Jaskier sheepishly nodded, but smiled. “Yes, Geralt, can--”
“Absolutely not,” Geralt said, taking the trousers from Jaskier.
“But why?” Jaskier frowned deeply.
“We don't have the coin for another animal.”
“He costs less than Roach,” Jaskier crossed his arms this time.
“Roach is a necessity, that pup is not.”
“Oh, come on!” Jaskier continued arguing. “It isn't like having a pup around will hurt anything! You could train him to hunt animals with you!”
Geralt rolled his eyes and shook his head. “He could have an owner or rabies or some sort o other illness.”
“Horse shit, the pup is as healthy as it can be besides his weight,” Jaskier scowled.
“We are not keeping it,” Geralt used his authoritative tone.
“Yes we are,” Jaskier was not afraid to stand up to the White Wolf. “We can't just let it die out in the streets! That's so cruel!”
“That is life, life is cruel and unfair,” Geralt told him.
“You're such a horse's arse!” Jaskier scowled darkly.
“Tough shit.”
Both men stared each other down, Klaus now awake and just watching them unaware of the tension, neither men wanting to give in. After a few moments, Geralt growled, pointing a finger at Jaskier.
“If you want the damn pup so badly then fine, keep it! But you are the one going to be caring for it's well being and training it. I do not want to hear you bitching later on about how tough it is to handle a pup, got it?”
Jaskier grinned and hugged Geralt, not caring the man was dirty. “Oh, Geralt, thank you! It's going to be so wonderful! You'll see! Oh ad he will be a great attraction for earning more coin!”
“Whatever,” Geralt gently pushed the bard away, not admitting that he gave in. “I don't want to hear you go on for days on end with your high pitch whining tone, damn near makes my ears bleed. I'm going to go take a bath.”
Geralt left Jaskier to the puppy, thinking that the bard would get bored of it after the week was over, but he did not know how wrong he was going to be.
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Wow, that was a lot of fun to write, I’m thinking of adding this to my AO3 account and making a part 2! Credit will be given for the prompt!
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