#it is so wonderufl

[cleverpaws]

EGAD

[discoveredreality]

ur mum is gay and is having an affair with me

-i think yk who

bro @the-gay-skeleton-in-ur-closet

fuck u

[philzokman]

i love putting more content in the tags than the actual post i think it’s funny

[herecomesthesound]

sometimes i see digital evidence of either ray or frank using the same kind of epiphone guitar that i own and i just think me? me can do that and look like that and be cool like that?

[aroacesigma]

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[mychlapci]

Unicron owes every Cybertronian child support

He cummed and dumped Primus after breeding him like a gajillion years ago, and ever since then Primus has been in an ongoing preggers cycle from the sheer amount of cum still left inside him after he curled up into planet form. It's why the Well of Allsparks ignites continuously while his godly valve leaks nonstop profusely.

All life comes from the sea, and the sea is just the region around their Creator's (still) extremely sensitive and aroused pussy, drenched from the ongoing ignitions and emergences.

Producing so much slick throughout the ages that gravity is the only thing stopping him from leaving a trail of pussy juice across the cosmos as he continues to push out his itty bitty baby sparklets. Now if only their deadbeat sire would come back and raise them properly, he's too tired from the constant labour to deal with their squabbling

Cybertron, the planet of endless orgasms and reproduction

hgrhh... this makes me kind of unreasonably horny. Primus is constantly pregnant and birthing out cybertronians.... his itty bitty babies, crawling all over their mommy’s body, building civilizations, while Primus is stuck as a planet and constantly cumming hard as his frame reignites another pregnancy cycle... he gives birth to hundreds of thousands of little sparklings at once, processor stupid with charge as he continues to overload endless through the countless births... What a wonderufl existence! He wouldn’t trade it for anything.

on a funnier note, imagine Primus’ forge finally drying out, perhaps even because of the war, and now his bitlets (the cybertronian race) have to bring daddy back to mommy so they can make more babies. It’s just that no one knows where Unicron is, or if he will even be willing to knock Primus up again...

[noecoded]

stardewvalley is so wonderufl to opem and download 100000 mods and play obsessively for like 2 weeks and then close for 6mo

[ygodmyy20]

All your comics are wonderful!

- “Thank you,  I guess .. I’ll finally be able to sleep at night”

[igenuinelywannagohome]

coughs and wheezes

uhm hey

hey hi

@itsemmiy

@bumble-the-sun-bee

and uh tv silly dude I think you’re kinda wonderufl

I drew these backstage during a theater rehearsal without light or any refs so im sorgy if I messed up but

🧚🧚🧚🧚✨friendship✨🧚🧚🧚🧚

AEUGDHDKSKOCCHCNNCS

[sebsxphia]

SEBBBBB !!!! MY LOVE 🤍🤍 hello! 🥰 how are you bby??

DID YOU SEE THE NEW TLOU TRAILER?????

omg i am so unwell i’m feeling so many feelings 😭 and LOOK AT HIMMM 🥺 jackson joel our beloved <3

anyway, i’m in my feels and this gif got me thinking…

that’s joel’s face when he sees you walking up to his porch in the middle of the night after the two of you have had some silly fight, surprised to see you back at his house and immediately stopping the strumming of his guitar.

you knew you’d find him out there playing because that’s what joel always does when he needs to clear his head. you sidle up to him, a bashful look on your face and the two of you just stare at each other for a long moment, apologies traveling wordlessly between his warm brown eyes and your own.

one of joel’s large, calloused hands reaching out for your own, pulling you closer when you take it. a hint of a smile gracing his lips as you move to curl next to him as he shifts his guitar out of your way.

leaning your head on his shoulder, and turning to bury your face in the warmth of his neck, inhaling the familiar, warm and comforting, piny scent that can only be described as joel.

whispering a gentle ‘i’m sorry’ against the soft skin of his throat and punctuating it with a sweet little kiss, at this point not really sure of what the two of you had even argued about anymore. you just know that you missed him and his warmth, and that you don’t feel at home anywhere but in joel’s arms.

and joel feels exactly the same, strong arms wrapping around your middle as you curl up against him, placing the guitar gently atop your lap so that his fingers can go back to strumming a lazy melody while he holds you, the two of you just relishing in the peaceful quiet of the night and each others warm embrace.

sighhhh i need to cuddle with that old man so bad !!! i hope you enjoy this little thot hehe 🤭 ilysm seb, and i hope you have the most wonderful day! mwah 🥰🥰💗🧡💗🤍💕

KRICKET! when i catch you! kricket, when i catch you!

you’re so incredibly real for this thought, my love 🥺 as argumentative and as stubborn as he’s been for the last years, jackson brought out the softer side to him. he cares deeply about the people closest to him, and he hates confrontation and potentially hurting the people he loves. he’ll always slip back into his old ways however and he’ll get heated in the moment, but when it’s over, he’s left with such confusing guilt. he can spiral and think that he’s blown it completely, that he’s lost someone he loves. he plays his guitar to self-soothe and silently wallows in his own pity. but when you come back up to the porch, his heart catches in his throat. he wants to reach out and apologize immediately, but the stubbornness is still in him and he holds back. and because, he just wants to hear you say the inevitable, “i hate you and i am leaving you.” but you don’t and he can finally breathe again. he hears you apologize and he still feels a twang of guilt that he didn’t say it first, but he lets you stay there for a while before he apologizes too. (bonus points for make up sex)

but yes, the trailer SMACKED me in the face and called me emotional, before tearing out my heart and stomping it into the ground 😭 it’s gonna hurt like a fucking bitch 😭 also, hi, hello, my darling angel! 🥹 thank you so much for coming by and sending this incredibly sweet thought! i yearn for him and i yearn to be held by him and tell him it’s going to be all okay 🥺 i love this so much and i love you so much and i hope you have the most wonderufl day, my love! MWAH! 🥹🥰💗🩷💓🫶🏻

[bobbyzombiegg]

OH FUCK IT'S THIS COMIC

EVERYTIME I READ IT IT NEARLY MAKES ME CRY

@ferno-does-random-shit @backstib @adorbsies

look at this. it's pure beauty. i'm not giving you a fucking choice

I FINALLY FINISHED IT

…is Dark Souls even relevant anymore?

This is my personal farewell to a game series that has managed to captivate and move me like no other. Perhaps you will find a few of your own experiences reflected within it, too. If you’ve found this comic, I’m glad we could undertake a small part of this journey together. Enjoy!

(I would have liked to include so many more things but ajksdkflkanc I’m just glad it is done)

[neon-virus]

Alright so we are doing this now i see

Then again what were the lambs "original" feelings to Narinder?

-alz

(Listen if i have confused anons i am ascending into another plane from this sleebing gummy and i should really sleep, so i apologize but you are wonderufl for letting me talk more have a cookie unless you cant eat cookies then have whatever treat you like)

But i wrote lambs original feelings in da prior post here!

I mean unless its like, pre-meeting of Nari, because my lamb doesnt come from exactly within the lands of the old faith, more like a little but just outside of the lands and her village prefers to avoid talking about the old faith, so she had no clue who nari was

[weaponizedducks]

hey

so i saw that you made a post about the tale of magis series, and so, i know this is odd, but in the next two weeks, could you get back to me about how deat, in the end of tale of witchcraft looked like, acted like, what the land between life and death looked like? im writing a fic with them, and i need to be as close to canon as possibnle.

i know this is a weird thing to ask, but i need to know, since i have no copy on tale of titchcraft.

thank you and ahve a wonderufl day! :)

hey sorry this is so late im not sure how i didnt see it! its absolutely not a weird thing to ask and im happy to help!

death: when he arrives there is an eclipse and the shadows sort of collect to form him. ten foot tall, face and body completely covered by a black cloak described as 'made from darkness itself'. brystal describes him as 'should have been frightening, but she didn't feel an ounce of fear looking at him'. he never speaks, is calm, and talks either through his daughter or through some form of telepathy.

the land between life and death: BOOK QUOTES: 'temperature wasn't too warm or too cold, just comfortable. everything was so comfortable'. there is a gray field with a 'perfectly smooth surface'. the field stretches for miles, covered in tall white trees engraved with names with silver pocketwatches hanging from the branches. there is one large clock in the trunk which shows the persons time of death, or if they havent died yet the clock is still ticking. there are smaller trees that have not yet been planted, and their clocks havent started yet.

brystals tree has quite a lot of watches but other trees have less, and some trees have none at all. what brystal thinks is the sun and moon are both in the sky (when she asks about them death shrugs and waves it away so we never find out quite what they are), and are very large, and in the sky there are 'hundreds of orbiting planets, thousands of spiralling galaxies, and millions of twinkling stars'. 'brystal could hear the starts as much as she could see them'

again sorry this is so late, this is all i could find, and i havent read the third book so im not sure if it is in it. hope i could help and could you send me the fic when it is finished? it sounds interesting!

[kiwioala]

THE FED WORKER WITH MORNING CREW RN SAID THAT WA02 (FRED) SAYS WONDERUFL THINGS ABOUT TUBBO OMGGG we're so back

[stardustanddaffodils]

ID: a digital drawing of Slimecicle from QSMP with Juanaflippa sitting on his shoulders. She is wearing an orange tank top with a pocket over the chest and brown pants, her light brown hair is tied in two pigtails using light green scrunchies, and she has green dragon wings and a tail. Slimecicle has goopy green hair and is wearing a dark green button up top over brown pants. Juanaflippa is holding onto the stick coming out of Slimecicle's head. They have similar rectangular glasses, and Slimecicle is smiling while looking up at Juanaflippa, who is smiling with her eyes closed, showing a missing tooth. She has a bandaid on her cheek. End ID.

she used to hold onto the cicle for balance btw

(PLEASE reblog if you like :))

[circusheart]

i went over to chat/cuddle with this guy and he offered me like a joint and a weed gummy and beer and we had a wonderufl time but when he was ready for me to leave i got out of the door and then realizded that the Gummy Just Hit and so i sat in my car in a safe parking lot for 2 and a half hours waiting to come down from the high