#it is ridiculous

[fireintheimpala]

why beatles why now

I'm exactly 3 weeks out today from incidentally pressing play on Peter Jackson's Beatles LOTR one ramblin' night and watching for maybe half an hour tops before before being so flooded. Flooded with the memories that in fact I knew every Beatles song back in the day--my first musical love as a teenager that I had just wandered off eventually from and forgotten. Flooded with the flash realization that every notion I'd had of the band AND their songs back then was highly restricted by my youth but also by the simplistic band mythologizing and lack of direct media of the 90's.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but surely I can't be the only one with this mind melting experience. How did you get here, blown away by the Beatles in year 2024?

[cordiallynx]

Y'all ever just start a series and get hit by the realization that you are about to go from zero to one hundred on it immediately?

[animalsandskyyy]

hi! there’s a completely unnecessary and dramatic ramble below. read if you so please

or just ignore me lmao

you were warned lol-

so the only words people ever really use to describe me are things like, “nice”, “kind”, or “considerate”

which is very kind of them and that’s how I want to act and be seen as…. but not if that’s the only noticeable or discernible thing about me.

am I really that boring and forgettable? or is being kind and considerate of others and their feelings just that hard to find?

I don’t know. but it’s made me feel absolutely terrified to break this image i’ve somehow accidentally built for myself.

It legitimately seems like if I say “no” to someone or say something that gets misunderstood or taken the wrong way, that then no one will like me ever again because apparently all anyone sees me as is “nice”

and if i’m not nice….. then i’m just nothing I guess

[brekitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Venom Symbiote Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Venom Symbiote (Marvel), Original Characters Additional Tags: Peter Parker has the Venom Symbiote, Hydra (Marvel), Ambiguous/Open Ending, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, minor torture, Kidnapped Peter Parker, Kidnapped Tony Stark Summary:

It figures that Tony couldn't spend some quality time with his kid his intern without something going horribly wrong. Being kidnapped by Hydra definitely takes the cake, though.

He just wished he knew why they kidnapped him and Peter.

Or,

Hydra kidnaps Tony and Peter, and Peter somehow ends up with Venom. Also Tony suffers just a bit, as a treat.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57603391

[habibialkaysani]

don't mind me I'll just be screaming about seeing kathony holding hands and looking gorgeous I'm FINE NO ONE LOOK AT ME

[bikerboyfriend]

the hyperfixation turnover is so funny to see visibly

[recklessmark]

Idk about others but husband mark does something to my insides, red flag or green! The thought of him as a husband makes my thighs clench lol

babe you’re not the only one

[freakinhorse123]

i blame terri for my typing vocabulary. it’s entirely her fault.

[mossolantern]

it's about time i make an ACTUAL violetblood oc

[asena-writes]

Anyone got those boys at their school that shower in deodorant? I was literally in a coughing fit today outside my maths class.

[raddagher]

Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[rimonoroni2]

“a penis is Ontologically Evil because it’s technically capable of perpetrating sexual violence” damn, wait till you hear about hands!

[hermioneismyrealname]

Absolutely! Thank you! What the hell is this new English vocabulary. It is ridiculous

"W move" Excuse me?

HOW MANY SYLLABLES IS THAT. 4!

FUCKING 4 WHEN YOU COULD EASILY SAY, "WIN MOVE!" 2! 2 BLOODY SYLLABLES. EVEN "WINNER MOVE" IS ONLY 3!

Don't even get me started on gyat. I don't want to know. I don't need to know. The lily liveries cretins hath no brains to be used. Take my anger, my fury, and direct it at this foul desecration of the language that made NO BLOODY SENSE IN THE FIRST PLACE! Call this an OK BOOMER statement, but at least I can write an A+ essay for school and an Email to HR for work (and got the job). Not a single soul in their right minds would find the neo-english appealing when the new word for charisma rhymes with jizz.

what the fuck is “rizz”??? what about words like charm, words like allure? where the fuck are they in your vocabulary??