#it is his job!!
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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jayce enduring a symbolic rendition of viktor's trauma is so painful and so, so clever.
being stricken down and immobilized through sheer accident or, in viktor's case, a cruelly random quirk that caused his disability.
then physically dragging himself from the lowest level of zaun to piltover, much like how viktor spent his youth reaching toward the promise piltover offered, but only if he could "pull himself up by the boot straps" and get there on his own. socioeconomic forces working against him be damned.
i appreciate arcane reminding us of viktor's origins - the reason he is so called to help people and, eventually, save himself - and putting jayce through the ringer - the contrast between he and viktor's lived experiences is front and center throughout season 1. the writers send jayce, and the audience, on a grueling journey to contemplate those experiences and how they've manifested in these intertwined characters.
#THIS IS ONE OF A GAZILLION THOUGHTS I'VE HAD#AND IT'S ABOUT ALL I CAN SAY RN#BUT ANYWAYS HIP HIP HOORAY!#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#this act did an amazing job of equalizing jayce with the rest of the characters#stripping back his ignorance and privilege COMPLETELY.
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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you
#i'm sooo stressed out (accidentally did good at a job interview & have to make life choices now) but ohhh his sweet little face...#ollie
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ā¦ Freshly ordained ā¦
#a packless dog will happily accept his collar or something like that#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#maybe you might benefit from a little bit of context in this case#Machete becomes a priest at around 20 or so#he has trained all his life for this goal#he has worked himself to the bone and sacrificed so much#because he believes it would make him respectable and worthy and give his life a purpose and meaning#he gets his very first cassock from the tailor's and it immediately fits like a second skin#for the first time ever he feels like something he wears actually makes him look kind of nice#the hard part is over it'll be smooth sailing from here on out#there's a period in Vasco's and Machete's lives where they were apart for almost a decad#they met in their late teens when they were both studying in the same university in Venice#became friends and then lovers#but had to separate when Machete graduated and Vasco dropped out#Machete was ordained as intended and Vasco followed his father into politics#they meet again unexpectedly in their early 30's thanks to their similar jobs#Machete had became a cardinal secretary of state and Vasco was a Florentine diplomat#this takes place shortly after he had lost contact with Vasco and before he reconnects with him again
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percyās dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percyās dad so now heās like āYEP olā Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your motherās eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my coverā
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like āhow on earth did I dodge THAT bulletā
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesnāt mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like āI will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like āhey dad why can I control water āand Mr D is like ā¦ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I canāt keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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another day, another giggling fit over this panel
he's literally behind the throne
whispering in his ear like it's his job š¤š¤š¤
#his actual job is yaad's apprentice being a living ayda's comprehend subtext spell is his passion#labru#kabru#kabru of utaya#laios touden#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#dm hall of fame
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Laios Touden Period Cramps moodboard
[image ID: a 3x3 moodboard of alternating Dungeon Meshi manga panels and Delicious in Dungeon anime screenshots of Laios suffering from cramps and stomach pain, arranged in sequential order to show how his pain progresses. Laios is a blond tallman (human) in grey plate armor. In some images, there is a closeup of his face with a pained expression or crying, while the rest show him doubled over on the ground. In two manga panels, Laios says, "My stomach. Urrgh..." Narrative text from the other panels read, "Laios tried to say something... But overwhelming stomach pain and nausea wiped all thoughts from his mind. For an entire night, it felt like his stomach was being carved open from the inside." End ID.]
#I just find the thought that Ryoko Kui probably based his poses/pain responses on like menstrual cramps or smt really funny#Also pls go easy on me for the editing job I did all of this from my phone#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#Thanks to Livingmeatloaf for the caption!
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āCassidy, stop doing the FNAF golden Freddy poseā
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf cassidy#michael afton#fnaf 3#golden freddy#honestly her right to do the pose whenever#tbh I think Michael can see the ghost kids#dude is covered in remnant and has hallucinations like all the time#it just depends on if they wanna talk to him pff#Michael is not phased by most scary things now of days#heās been jumpscared scooped burned etc#dude is just trying to do his minimum wage job
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I just watched the 1990 movie for the first time, so now Iām redrawing some scenes with the Rise boys!
#Leo is doing a really good job making sure his brother is healing#the way heās just passed out in the tub gets me every time#scene redraw#90s tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt#rise leo#rise raph#tmnt art#Iāll probably do a few more of these
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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash
continuation of this
#stay down here and watch garbage like you burn#its all youre good for!#transformers one#transformers#elita one#tf one darkwing#maccadam#i just wanted to draw elita beating someone up LOOL#do i tag bumblebee#this comic is like#about him#but he isnt actually here#errm#hc that darkwing was the one who threw bee down there#i know some people have said that sentinel did it but i really dont think hes waste his time on him#im guessing darkwing threw bee down there like he did to orion and dee#and bee REALLY takes it seriously#oh watching garbage burn is my job then#i dont think darkwing would remember him#it was so long ago too
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cowboy shadow...the dark rider...
#i mentioned on twt that shadow's a job hopper. one of his odd jobs.#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sonic au#how cowboy shadow correlates to speedbike au. ermmmm#speedbike au#dark rider / speed star au
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just found out that not only has dolly parton been married for nearly 60 years to the same normie ass guy who owned a road paving business who and i quote "went to a single event before swearing off hollywood forever" but also he looked like this
and all i have to say is. good for her.
#that is frankly the dream man if you're a pop star#hot. quiet. has a job. minds his business. that's what she deserves#dolly parton
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Another days work for SuperSonic Nikki
#my art#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#Sonic DC AU#amy rose#MY GURLLLL#dragging Nikkis ass to do his job lmfao#YES EGGMAN IS LEX LUTHOR CUZ THEYRE BOTH BALD I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY OKAY#runs and trips#sonadow#<-- not rlly but only cuz Nikki is gonna be a bisexual disaster in a hot second#just realized i forgot Nikkis fluff NO NIKKI PEOPLE ARE GONNA FIND OUT HURRY OH SHIT
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If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit
#also it'd be hella funny#imagine losing ur sacrificial lamb/rebellious son and he comes back with a paramour that has murder in his job description#get fd old man#cazador szarr#my art#durge#bg3#baldurs gate 3#dark urge#astarion#riz'zodan#durgestarion
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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We all know the semi-canonical āall the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batmanās cape, even as adultsā thing.
We also know that Danny āis LITERALLY a ghostā Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All Iām saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if youād really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce āBrooding Instinctā Wayne doesnāt even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before thereās a record scratch of āwait who tf is this?ā kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen Iām just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isnāt even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think itād be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi weāre the council of the dead. weāve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasnāt even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hiā¦ uh. Batman sir. if thatās your preferred moniker?#right so weāre basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you arenāt dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep youāre. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#itās the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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