#it is getting a little ridiculous
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ori please I don’t need this many skills every puzzle I’m frantically wracking my brain trying to remember which of the dozen mechanics i need to use to solve it
#ori and the blind forest#do I need bash? charged wall jump? to stomp?#I realized today there were SO MANY places I walked by because I forgot a stomp would break the stone#I still have two more to discover and like. girl#I CANNOT keep all of these straight#I went completely out of order in the sunstone part because I forgot one of the skills#the one that would’ve gotten me to the mapstone fragment and map#instead I did the whole section blind because I. did not remeber I could redirect to break walls :/#it’s very pretty and very fun but#do we need. this many skills#can we cut it down a little#I can’t remember things that well#it is getting a little ridiculous#maybe that’s because it’s my first play through and they’re all new to me#but like. c’mon it’s a lot
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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!
PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers#snakes#ONE MORE DOWN#oh my god happy jamil was SO scary and yet adorable all at once#i want real jamil to see him and just be utterly disgusted#and yet he got nothing on the return of everyone's favorite twst character: WEIRD RHYTHMIC ELEPHANT#oh weird rhythmic elephant what would we do without you#me kicking my stupid little feet as jamil wakes up through sheer force of kalim though#he was SO happy for jamil and SO ready to just go along with everything. my sweet boy.#jamil getting so flustered by him that he's just shocked back into reality#and the SLAPFIGHT#silver being like 'they need this' and doing his one smile animation as kalim and jamil are pulling on each other's hair and going YOU SMEL#mmm yes delicious#also this is probably nothing but#but...they brought up the whole thing with azul having dirt on crowley again#the thing that was briefly alluded to in episode 4 and never mentioned ever again?!#i had JUST finally convinced myself that i was reading too much into it and it was just azul playing along with jamil's plan#but now they've mentioned it again and i'm going to be all BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAN for another three years about it#is it a meaningless reference to that one scene?! is it absolutely ridiculous foreshadowing?! am i ever going to be validated?!#I HAVE TO KNOW
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Shadow of the Erdtree oodlies
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring fanart#elden ring messmer#messmer the impaler#tarnished oc#tarnished#elden ring art#thiollier#elden ring sote#romina saint of the bud#needle knight leda#leda elden ring#thiollier elden ring#sketch#i hope you can hide tags bc this is getting a little ridiculous#bonus goobers#my art
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Dick, eye twitching a little: "So kids are a little..." *hand gesture* "How the hell did you put up with me?"
Bruce, keeping his voice low, surveying the inhabitants of the Cave: "It wasn't easy, I thought of leaving you at a fire station once a week."
Dick: "Did you get that line from Alfred?"
Bruce:
Dick: "Nice try. Alfred told me I was a saint compared to you."
#*both of them duck to avoid a Batarang that gets thrown*#I just love the idea of things evening out a little between them with time?#Like Bruce continues to be ridiculously imperfect as a father/mentor/crime-fighting partner but they get more#and Dick is the best source of knowing him after Alfie maybe#so things even out (imperfectly) with time#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#personal
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i’ve been thinking about the pokémon memes where it’s like playing off of that one quote that’s like ��truly strong trainers should try to win using their favorites’ and it’s like ‘ok well my favorite is [something blatantly overpowered]’ and it’s got me curious. how many people genuinely love pokémon that also happen to be really strong competitively?
so if you will. pick a favorite pokémon (for any reason! whether it’s cuteness or strength or nostalgia etc. no judgment) then go here https://www.smogon.com/dex/sv/pokemon/ and look it up
(you’ll see something that looks like this. see where it says tier and has some gibberish afterwards? don’t worry if you don’t know what that means but tell me what the letters/words are)
also if there are multiple forms and the distinction matters to you make sure you get the right one lol cuz the tiering can be different
edit: forgot to mention i mean specifically in SV! which is what comes up by default. rip every pokémon that either isn’t in SV (it’ll say ‘national dex’) or used to be better but has since fallen off relative to new pokémon
#pokémon#pokemon#pokeposting#if you want to know what those terms mean#AG stands for anything goes. very few pokémon have ever been in here#the absolute elite. too powerful too broken#Ubers is below that it’s like the normal ban zone where most overpowered pokémon go#OU stands for overused it’s like the ‘standard’ top tier#below that is UU (underused) then RU (rarely used) then ZU (zero used) then PU (this is a pun. pee-yew. because they stink)#LC is little cup which is basically Baby Fight™️ and NFE is not fully evolved so like babies and teenagers basically#and anything with BL (ban list) at the end is like a weird in between state#where they’re too powerful for the tier they were supposed to be in but not good enough for anyone in the tier above them to want to use em#if you’re thinking these are insane ridiculous terms then i agree#slight edit i think i initially got the order of ZU and PU mixed up. so many tiers with negative mean names…#i fixed it in the poll though#that is to say PU is above ZU#and if you’re curious how tiers work. the tier a pokémon is ‘in’ refers to the lowest it can possibly go#but you can use it in any of the higher tiers if you want to (it’s just more likely to get stomped on)#so like if a pokémon is OU that means you can’t use it in UU or RU or NU etc etc#but you can use it in Ubers if you want in addition to OU#most people i believe play in OU bc there’s arguably the greatest game balance#you’re allowed to use powerful pokémon but it isn’t as run wild go crazy no rules as Ubers#i mean even Ubers has rules but. fewer of em#AG has only one rule and that’s ‘you can’t force a standstill endless battle’ lol. otherwise it’s the wild west#OU is popular bc it’s a fine mix of rules that keep the game fair fun and competitive#and pokémon that are powerful and fun to use in battle#but if you have a different style you might like playing in a lower tier where everybody is super weak#*syndrome voice* but if everyone is weak then no one is…#it’s all about scale it’s all relative#edit: KNEW i was forgetting some nuance. some pokémon are stuck in the past aka not available in SV so they’ll say ‘national dex’ oops
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George Martin, 2013: "In a very basic level winter is coming for all of us. I think that’s one of the things that art is concerned with: the awareness of our own mortality. “Valar morghulis” – “All men must die”. That shadow lies over our world and will until medical science gives us all immortality… but I don’t think it makes it necessarily a pessimistic world. Not any more pessimistic than the real world we live in. We’re here for a short time and we should be conscious of our own mortality, but the important thing is that love, compassion and empathy with other human beings is still possible. Laughter is still possible! Even laughter in the face of death… The struggle to make the world a better place… We have things like war, murder and rape… horrible things that still exist, but we don’t have to accept them, we can fight the good fight. The fight to eliminate those things.There is darkness in the world, but I don’t think we necessarily need to give way to despair. One of the great things that Tolkien says in Lord of The Rings is “despair is the ultimate crime”. That’s the ultimate failing of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor, that he despairs of ever being able to defeat Sauron. We should not despair. We should not go gentle into that good night".
JRR Tolkien, 1962 : "One reviewer once said, this is a jolly jolly book, all the right boys come home [...]- this isn't true of course, he can't have read the story. [...] Human stories are practically always about one thing, really, aren't they? Death. The inevitability of death. . . . . . (He quotes Simone de Beauvoir) 'There is no such thing as a natural death. Nothing that ever happens to man is natural, since his presence calls the whole world into question. All men must die, but for every man his death is an accident, and even if he knows it he would sense to it an unjustifiable violation.' Well, you may agree with the words or not, but those are the key spring of The Lord Of The Rings".
"Lotr is all rainbows and unicorns and Asoiaf is nihilistic and grimdark". Wrong, and wrong. In all its hope and radiance, lotr often gets very dark, and despite all the death and suffering, the hopeful moments in asoiaf shine bright. The meeting point of these two is this: having hope while in despair, and even better, refusing to give up because you have to go on despite not having any hope left.
#the fact that in possibly his most famous interview tolkien literally quotes 'all men must die' LIKE#GEORGE#I SEE U#you have studied the Professor really hard grandpa just speak your truth free urself!#don't get me wrong for me the Professor will always and forever take precedence there is absolutely no question about it BUT ALSO#stop pitting two bad bitches against eachother!!#i think about all of these a normal amount#and this is why i'll never lead a normal life#ridiculously long post#i must say i cried a little when i read them all back to back#especially the last sam quote#lotr#valyrianscrolls#tolkien#tolkien quotes#asoiaf quotes#lord of the rings#the hobbit#aspa reads tolkien#aragorn#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#bilbo baggins#brienne of tarth#jon snow#jaime lannister#bran stark#daenerys targaryen#lotr x asoiaf parallels
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If you ever want to know why I love MotoGP more than F1, it's the mentality.
Don't get me wrong, the fancy F1 style which is mostly professional with some funny moments is perfect. But it's mainly glamorous. It's supposed to be the perfect Monaco sport.
MotoGP has the expensive aspect as well. But they are just a bunch of chaotic man that love motorcycles and no one is trying to change that for the media.
In f1 people get media training about the "Can you wank yet" question. The laugh about "lol" from max or the "if my mom had balls she'd be my dad" quote was quoted way too many times. The webber glass smash or the angry hat through from brocedes is still legendary. Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg being "anything but lovers". I literally can't think of any significant media thing. Sorry.
Motogp is like... Let me post a picture of me touching my balls thorough my race wear. I think it was Quartararo who made a video imply that he's racing in fucking lingerie. They get ass smacks from their team before and after a session. Pecco and Bez are getting referred to as an old married couple. Rider jumping on (and fucking) each other in prac ferme. Jorge said that he'll marry his childhood rival in 2-3 years after they hugged (we know you're touch starved, Jorge but how good was that hig please?). Bez talking to Domizia (Pecco's fiance) and calling Bagnaia "OUR future husband". The Marquez brothers kissed ON THE MOUTH on International live TV. Martin and Aleix E. kissed each other in a club (I think it was them, no idea about the context). And Vale... He proudly said in an interview FFM porn is his favorite and he wants to be a member of the mile high club. I CAN GO ON.
AND IT'S NOT EVEN CONSIDERED EXTRAORDINARY BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES IT.
That's why motogp is better. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#f1#max verstappen#motogp#lando norris#mark webber#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#fabio quartararo#marco bezzecchi#valentino rossi#marc marquez#dani pedrosa#jorge lorenzo#alex marquez#Motogp is the shady cousin that teaches you questionable things at the family gathering#And they also have a women's series starting soon and women competing inother classes#They get grid-boys by the way so EQUALITY#And we got grid girls#Yeah I'm lesbian I like them#I love those silly little boys so much it's getting ridiculous#JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THE MEDIA VIDEOS#and one is married to his step sister#pedrenzo#rosquez#FUCKING ROSQUEZ#Oh and they touch the crotches of their co-workers on a regular basis
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This is so funny to me because I can PICTURE host!Vic furiously storming into the studio after having watched season 1, complaining that they look completely ridiculous on camera (bright pink? What are they, an anarchist?) and demanding a new wardrobe. They’re given one (1) new shirt in a different colour and go “perfect, now give me a broach that looks like a sea urchin to show what a cool fun guy I am as well”
#I can picture wardrobe giving them a whole new outfit and host!vic rejecting it and getting mad cause it’s so different lmao#they probably took this shirt from home#bought it themselves and were soooo proud of how serious and commanding it makes them look#leighanna wants their ass dead#god. what a little freak (affectionate)#I think they watched a full season of their show and saw themselves get barraged and humiliated repeatedly#and went ‘alright well the problem can’t be my personality it’s definitley that ridiculous pink blouse’#im also fascinated by what VIP is and how it airs in universe btw#IS there an in universe ?? or is host!vic in fucking purgatory#I love this show#very important people#vip#very important people dropout#vip last looks#very important people last looks#vic michealis#dropout#dropout tv#dropout.tv#shitpost
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my toxic trait is that every time i have a fic idea that doesn't involve kon, my brain immediately goes "but wouldn't it be even better if kon was there??" and i mean it's right. every time. thus is the curse of having a favorite character
#this is why ill never be able to write timbart. WHERE is kon. it will always become timkonbart he Will shove himself in there#but it is not just limited to characters he would feasibly interact with.#not only am i thinking about cloissteel ft. kon. im on even more ridiculous levels of How Did He Get There.#i just caught myself thinking about what if an au where kon-el met janet drake.#im on levels of ridiculous self indulgence like you can't even imagine. girl help. i have to put this silly little guy EVERYWHERE#rimi talks
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it's hell on earth to be heavenly them's the breaks, they don't come gently
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#went on a hike the sunday after the official announcement and listened to this song on repeat for probably 3 of the 8 miles#POV: me in the middle of the woods telling myself to get it together#while crying about a 35 year old millionaire before I end up passing someone on the trail and they call the police on me#so song is about how female stars are treated overtime and when they first arrive they're praised for being authentic and refreshin#but once the shine wears off and they're a little older and reveal imperfections or they struggle they become a target for ridicule#and then they're discarded for the next new thing in town and the cycle keeps repeating itself forever#which to me so closely mirrors daniel's trajectory in F1 in the eyes of the media#but also when you take the lyrics at face value they are just so daniel...#the f1 ecosystem and more specifically the redbull “family” are fake as hell#and yet daniel is one of their most genuine products who actually can't be easily reproduced (but by god they'll try)#he showed a great deal of promise despite coming from a place that really never should've produced a successful f1 driver#because the cards were stacked against him and nobody really thought he would make it#but he did and he gave us 13 brilliant years (and he has SO much more to give and do and succeed at and he will)#but the wheel of time keeps spinning and the cycle continues for the next shiny new toy that they can nurture and then destroy#anyway i'm not totally in love with these gifs but I need to be done w/them and I had to exorcise this demon that was making me sad
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— "...What do you say to a tree??"
Pocahontas (1995)
Bonus:
#actual agent of chaos pocahontas#never forget this woman has earned that name.#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocajohn#disneyedit#disney pocahontas#disneygif#disney john smith#fyeahpocahontas#y'know it's interesting the various interpretations made in an attempt to accurately translate 'pocahontas'#disney uses the ''little mischief'' one. other interpretations include ''little wanton'' and ''playful child''#one notable elementary school teacher i had told us it meant ''spoiled/naughty child''#like basically they called her a lil' brat (affectionate)#that one's my personal favorite but they all amount to about the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#queso*gif#queso*edit#i do really love this scene tho bc we get to see kinda their dynamic if they'd gotten a chance to really Be together#pocahontas trolling likek she do and john being incredulous as hell#but still going with it bc he trusts her for some unnameable reason#they're actually ridiculous i love them sm#pocahontas (1995)
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My student visa got approved!! I GET TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!!!
#IT WAS A HORRIBLY LONG FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO GET IT!!#THIS SHIT TOOK 6 MONTHS OF WORK TO FUCKING ACQUIRE#I HATE THE UK VISA PROCESS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA#My family had to sell land back in Somalia to get the financial proof#THOSE BLOODSUCKERS IN THE UKVI HOME OFFICE WANTED 30K USD UPFRONT! IT WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!#Honestly I am just happy I get to see my mom and little bro after 2 years since my mom moved when I was in my old uni. i miss them#jolly rambles#doodle#hyena#furry art#jolly's art#fursona
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Alright, that's enough. I need everyone to be normal about Tonkla right the fuck now.
The takes I've seen about that man have made me lose my mind, to the point where I'm wondering if I've been watching the same show as everyone else. From him spreading diseases to his partners to him faking his grief and doing everything he does for attention, I've been quite perplexed while exploring the show's tags on here and on Twitter to say the least.
Guys. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Tonkla is NOT a difficult character to understand. Korn is arguably more of an inscrutable character than him.
Tonkla has been grieving since we first met him; at first his relationship with Korn that's changed to the point of no return and later his brother who got murdered.
That's it. I don't know why we're demonizing a man who 1) likes having sex and 2) is using sex to get the affection - affection, not attention - he seeks from the man whom he loves and from the man who loves him but Tonkla doesn't.
(I know why and I'll rant in the tags about it 🙂)
And while we're on the subject, I need everyone to be normal about Fuaiz, too, because the takes about his taking this role are even worse. People calling what BOC did by casting him grooming, calling the fans groomers and pedophiles, and so on and so forth.
Are you serious? Are you for real?
Fuaiz played White in DFF who was crying and being in distress 90% of the time, a show which included a scene where he pretended to get stabbed and where he got shaken by Jjay who was screaming to his face. I watched the BTS clip of that - the kid needed a moment to calm down from that experience.
Do you care about that in the same way or is it only a problem when he's pretending to get fucked on screen in a secluded, safe environment with a fucking Intimacy Director involved?
I can totally understand feeling uncomfortable about his age or about the age gap between him and Bas. I'm not judging anyone for that. But there's a difference between feeling discomfort and turning that discomfort into a morality issue. Please stop doing that.
#about Tonkla: do people not realize how they sound when they scrutinize a promiscuous character who likes sex and also uses it to cope?#when they're accusing him of faking everything in order to get attention?#when they say he's spreading fucking DISEASES?#because I can tell you folks. that's fucking homophobic#and I need people to examine their internal biases because this is getting ridiculous#I thought DFF had abysmal takes but somehow 4 Minutes has worse ones#(the reason is the added sex scenes in case you were curious)#God forbid a twink likes getting fucked raw and also uses it to feel sth other than grief for a little while#the horror!#As for Fuaiz I've said my piece#I'm tired of people finding every excuse in the book to demonize BOC#just drop it if you don't enjoy the show Jesus Christ#4 minutes#tonkla 4 minutes#fuaiz thanawat#be on cloud
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This sort of case would have interested our old friend, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Yes, indeed.
#granada holmes#inspector lestrade#john watson#granadaedit#i like this moment a lot. i like lestrade trying to lighten the conversation after bringing up holmes#bc while he's in a place where he can talk about holmes he eventually notices that watson isn't#or at least just doesn't want to be talking about holmes at this precise moment#and so he makes his silly little remark to make watson smile. and i love him for that#bc you know he doesn’t seriously think he’s good enough that it would be unusual for holmes to get the better of him#he knows what he’s saying is ridiculous and he knows watson knows it too#he even watches for watson's reaction. and i adore that little look they share at the end#and i just really like lestrade as someone who doesn't mind making a small joke at his own expense if it means cheering up a friend#thank you colin jeavons and edward hardwicke 🫶🏽#lestrade#sh#i also like lestrade talking about holmes at all because of course he does. of course he still thinks about him#they both miss him they’re both remembering him fondly in this moment#mine
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Imogen just casually being like, “I get why Johnny broke up with me,” is absolutely hilarious to me, like understatement of the century there. I love you Imogen, and you are so fucking lucky Johnny is so ridiculously chill, like what other human being on this planet wouldn’t have pressed charges against you for bashing them over the head with a wrench and then dragging them into a freezer and leaving them to die? And you didn’t even get fired from your job?? You are still coworkers and he’s okay with that?? 😂😂
#pll#imogen adams#imogen x johnny#pll summer school#pretty little liars#pll spoilers#pll summer school spoilers#pretty little liars summer school spoilers#pretty little liars spoilers#i now get why they had to make Johnny's personality be 'completely unfazed 99% of the time despite the chaos'#it's so ridiculous that i love it#and tabby's like 'he'll totally forgive you'#which tbf because of his personality he actually might but he really should not#the fact that this actually is something they could come back from is what makes it so funny to me
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watched saltburn and really fucking liked it actually. day 5937 of realising people on tiktok are just cowards
#‘IT’S SO WEIRD’ do you think that was like. an accident. do you not think it’s supposed to be weird and unsettling and a little ridiculous#and the way it’s FILMED godddd the scenes were all so well shot#I’ll admit I spent the first hour not impressed at all bc I thought it was a really stale class take#like the moment I saw they were oxford students my face was just 😐😐😐#AND THEN I was kinda getting into it but thought they were gonna make the only working class kid the villain so I was still 😐😐😐#BUT THEN. BUT. THEN#I need to rewatch with full context so I can appreciate it properly#watching edits of it on tiktok like im gonna skip all the coquette vids romanticising the lifestyle but my GOD have some people popped off#w the creepy/obsessive audios. the people who get it truly get it#him in the maze with the antlers. real as fuck#just for people to be like ‘am i the only one who couldn’t finish it 😰’ SORRY YOU HATE FREAKISH MEDIA#saltburn
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