#it is correct that hulk is loosing tho

[jupitermelichios]

This needs to reach more marvel readers, clearly. Doc oc was literally spiderman for over a year, and magneto has led the xmen multiple times. Flash is definitely the most likely of the dc heroes but afaik none of the rogues has ever literally been the flash?

Also the fact that batman is beating supes is sending me. Lex started declaring himself a superhero and building powerarmour every time dc editorial run out of ideas, just to get told he's less of a hero than the fucking joker 😭

[blueikeproductions]

(Loosely inspired by @missyasylum Candy Store animatic)

Dan and JD are looking around for Veronica, and are passing by the theater stage hall.

Dan: Betty said she saw Veronica in Yearbook, but she wasn’t there either. Did the Getalong Gang skip and take her to Sherwood Mall again…?

JD’s ears perk up, hearing faint music from the stage hall: Shush. -presses ear against the wall- Hear that?

Dan: -leans against the wall and hears music also- What the…? There’s no rehearsals today.

JD: “Today?” You’re telling me Theater is the one thing that principal DIDN’T cut?

Dan: Yet. Might depend on how “Grease” goes next month, and that’s definitely not “Summer Lovin’” playing in there.

-The two boys open the door enough to stick their heads in, and are stunned to see what’s going on. The Heathers are performing a shockingly elaborate musical number to a confused and despondent Veronica, complete with giant eagle standees, vibrant stage lights, candy backdrops, the works.-

JD: What the absolute fresh hell…? …Don’t tell me this was REHEARSED…

Dan: Wanna know the sad thing about this? Red Heather is flunking Theater. And look at her belting out lyrics like a pro. It’s beautiful as it is frightening…

JD: When they’d have the time to make the candy sets?!

Dan: That’s left over from the school’s “politically correct” Charlie & The Chocolate Factory stage play.

JD: Politically correct?

Dan: Among other things, they also removed the blueberry scene. The girl playing Violet and her boyfriend were caught… uh… abusing the privilege after hours.

JD: …Here I thought Eleven using her X-Men powers for Hawkins’ production of Carrie was nuts.

Dan: Added to the authenticity tho.

JD: True…

A curious Martha, carrying a note, had since wandered up and taps the boys on the shoulder: Whatcha looking at?

JD: Eh? Oh Miss Dump- er, sorry, Dunnstock. See for yourself. -opens the door wider so she can see-

Martha: -dazzled by the show but still confused- Wuuuuuuut….? -notices Veronica- Oh THERE’S Veronica! -squeezes her way in to the hall and happily waddles down to see a surprised Veronica- Veronica, look! Ram invited me to the homecoming party!

Dan: … Wait, RAM did?

JD: Not… strictly…

Dan: …Oh… oh no…

JD: Myep… …Huh, the harpies’ little song and dance effortlessly included Dunnstock. You said Chandler was FAILING? That was some superb improve.

Throttle: -looming over them- It’s not.

Dan and JD: -startled- WAUGH/SHIT! How’d a Hulk like you sneak up on us?!?

Throttle: Thrash and I helped the Heathers’ practice their little Candy Store bit. I stood in for Sawyer and Thrash stood in for Dumptruck.

Dan: Huh so that’s why Thrash was wearing a matching sweater last week…

Throttle: Chandler painstakingly planned this to every last detail to make a point. She’s… a different breed of terrifying.

JD: I was gonna say satanic. I am somehow both humbled and kinda jealous…

Throttle: You would be. Evil knows evil after all…

JD: -feels a chill go down his spine- W-what’s that s’posed to mean?

Throttle: -darkly smiles at the two concerned boys and lumbers off-

JD: -just looks disturbed, shutting the door to the theater hall as Dan pats him on the back-

Dan: Ah don’t let that ghoul get to ya, Jason. Remember our last time together in Hawkins? You’re an Autobot, not a Decepticon! -smiles-

JD: Y-yeah. -gingerly touches a pocket on his coat where he’s been keeping the Fangry toy Dan gave him back then, but unbeknownst to both, the Autobot sticker Dan placed on has started to peel, the Decepticon logo now peeking through…-