#it is both

[tofangirlonly]

Hilo! How’s your day been?

Anyways now for the big question:

Assuming they both like you, would you rather talk to:

jack

Or

winn

[winwinwrites]

Would Dirk crushing on Hal be considered objectum or autosexual?

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Lunar do you live in the tree with sun and moon or do you live alone?

"...Both?"

[moonsblack]

working on all my fics but i’m also severely depressed so it’s either gonna be really sad or take me a lifetime to finish

[emilykaldwen]

I have slept so much today

[hanyo-inu-yasha]

"Pretty sure I could kill God. If I tried hard enough."

[itspileofgoodthings]

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[quill-pen]

When someone claims Scrooge 2022 is "extremely inaccurate" to the book:

I mean, technically yes, but also no.

[occult-research-bibliography]

An armillary sphere

(variations are known as spherical astrolabe, armilla, or armil) is a model of objects in the sky (on the celestial sphere), consisting of a spherical framework of rings, centered on Earth or the Sun, that represent lines of celestial longitude and latitude and other astronomically important features

Hey look at that! It’s astronomical too!

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[tofangirlonly]

would you rather:

Clyde Jeremy

Or

Winn

I will not be choosing.

It is both.

[frogginlosingit]

I wish I could put this on a frame on my blog

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.