#it is Not Hard

[jessiesjaded]

everyone woke up on tumblr this week and went Hey, im gonna be a rude cunt to jessie about her gifs, apparently.

[aviiarie]

goodnight to everyone EXCEPT fanfic authors that don’t tag their smut. i hope both sides of your pillow are warm.

[babyboywinchester]

If I were to say “fragrant vagrant” what character comes to mind? It can only be but one…

[turniparts]

Pleading and begging people to tag their nsfw posts as nsfw 😭. I have already seen multiple men's naked bodies as I scroll through queer tags tagged only as "gay" "gay man" and whatever, but nothing to do with nsfw even though it is CLEARLY sexual in nature. As someone who is asexual and DOES NOT want to see posts like that randomly, please please please tag it properly so we can filter it out. Even people who are not ace/sex repulsed can be very caught off guard by that stuff and it's just common decency to tag properly.

[radhakawaii]

START TAGGING YOUR LONG POSTS IM NO LONGER FUCKING AROUND I WILL RESORT TO VOILENCE

[chunkysoup22]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[twinliches]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[box-dwelling]

Honest to god I think we should start making a fucking list of every channel like this and shame them for it. Because it's something disabled people have very much noticed is a trend but I've never seen it actually catalogued.

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[libidinous-weeb]

AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IS GENDER NEUTRAL

List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment

This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!

Darling (his most used)

My love, love

My sweet

“You sweet, generous thing”, “you sweet little thing”

Lover

My dear, a dear, dear

Beautiful

Cheeky little pup

My little treat ("-with their cheeks all flushed")

Sweetie

Pet

You wicked little thing (affectionate)

"You're a sweetheart", "you sweetheart"

Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)

My friend (yay, we're his friend)

My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)

My leaking blood-bag (technically you refer to yourself as that first and he calls you his one after, but it counts)

You little scoundrel

Edit: Thank you everyone in the comments for adding the Dark Urge ones!

Bhaal-babe (I'm dead, this silly pun I swear)

My sweet, bloodthirsty friend

My precious little Bhaal-babe

My conflicted villain

My dagger-happy friend

Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion

My pet, pet

Little love

Precious thing

My treasure

My consort, My Dark Consort

My favorite spawn

Insolent little- (the Dev's notes say that the full line is "you insolent little brat" which, um...)

Insolent little pup (the line was in EA, although I’m not entirely sure if it’s Ascended Astarion. Full line: “you are an insolent little pup, aren’t you?”)

"You ingrate" (When you try to break up with him. It's not really a pet name, but-)

"Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.