#it involves the shotgun :3c

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idk if I can post the whole thing on here (nothing exposed but it's way too out there to call it suggestive i just dont want it to get censored um) so I'll leave you with a cropped bit of it (the piece is on my twitter so-)

[miratenebrarum]

@crownhcart, clef to shaw for *that* moment :3c

« now, don’t panic. we don’t want to make a scene, do we? »

This is going to shit.

It was meant to be just a quick mission outside Site-17, an exchange of datas and notes between his co-workers and their colleagues on the east coast, a check-up barely worth mentioning that involved Shaw and a handful more of researchers mostly to make sure everything was alright and keep an eye on mister Amulet, over there.

And then everything went to shit.

It didn't take much for them to recognize their attackers as members of the Chaos Insurgency. Insults were thrown around, and soon enough bullets started flying -- a pair of which, specifically, managed to reach the forehead of both the was in the body he left the Site in, and when a careless member of those sorry excuse of a terrorist organization went to check 963, allowing him to respawn and attempt to pull the trigger on his own, with little to no good results. A mix of bad luck, crappy aim on his part, and particularly good one from a blondie with a snarky grin.

The next days (because he spent days in there, right? Trying to follow the time when you bodyhop down in a bunker is difficult) have been a blur. He woke up, he realized those bastard forced one of his co-workers to wear 963, he got tortured and killed either for refusal to speak or for the pleasure of those sick bastards, rinse and repeat. The first time it was horrible, filling him with a sense of guilt he knew he didn't have to feel - the second pissed him off enough to manage to take out a finger of one of his enemies with a particularly good bite before being tazed - the third, that morning (citation needed), just made him tired.

He should be used to die. He should be used to see people die. He should be used to get hurt.

He should be used to be tied on a shitty uncomfortable chair and deal with the sadist of the day, in today's case the blonde shithead who put an end to his stupid attempts at being the Foundation's worst hero-in-charge a few days ago. Hours. Weeks. Months. Who knows for how long they left him dead everytime they put an end to his suffering.

"Ran out of panic points last time, don't worry."

He speaks with yet another of his co-worker's voice, today. Paul Rogers. Specialized in plant-based SCPs. A handful of days away from his only vacation of the year. Three down, two more to go -- not including him, of course. He'll never have the luxury of just staying dead.

Heavy eyes roll, finding the ceiling, then the... ukulele next to the guy. Right next to his shotgun.

"Are you going to play me some music, or something?"

[paingoes]

Can you please do U (underworld) for Delta, Apollo and Paris?? :D

And H (horror) for the girls, Lorelai and Kitty?

from this ask game

sorry this took forever to get to

U. underworld. How would your OC deal with being part of a criminal underworld? Would they be a thief, a spy, a conman? Something else?

lolololol tbh i dont know how any of this works. not up my alley at all so im just guessing.

apollo seems pretty clear cut! he is a medic, he would be a medic in pretty much any setting, and a doctor who knows how to keep their mouth shut would probably be pretty indispensable when dealing w people who cant go to a hospital or are avoiding the police. he is basically doing this in canon already since Galatea is operating illegally ^_^

paris is a violent meth head...... like i say that w all the love in my heart but if things had gone differently for him it seems very likely that he would have been involved in gang violence and drug trafficking. i guess like upper management level? i dont really know how organized crime works like i said lol. either way i wouldnt bet on his longevity.

its so hard to answer this for delta though honestly he is such a Good Boy and i dont think he would get involved w this stuff intentionally because he is not mercenary or self-interested. he'd have to be brought into it unwillingly or to have really strong convictions about whoever he is working for. with that said..... probably cyber crime. #hacker

H. horror. Would your OC survive in a horror situation? What would their role be? How would they deal with being tossed in a horror scenario?

yaaaay. actually kind of hard to say with lorelai because i feel like she is both pure of heart and down to earth enough to be Final Girl material. but i can also see her dying in a stupid slutty way because. she would shes too playful. but Final Girl probably wins out along with the evolution to Action Girl. i think she would definitely survive and eventually get the upper hand on the killer/monster/whatever and inverse the predator/prey dynamic. shes really good with that shotgun. as for how she would deal w it i mean i think shes pretty sensitive emotionally and would not do well w everyone around her dropping off but she does seek out conflict and thrive under pressure so excluding the emotional hurt i think she would be very competent in a survival situation.

kitty :3c i miss her i havent written her in a grip. for some reason the first think i thought of with this prompt was Amanda Young from Saw? i dont think she would be among the primary victims within a horror movie i think she would exist outside of it and if anything maybe be one of the antagonists. she used to be a lot more emotionally unstable than she is now and she has had a hard life, if she did not have access to a decent support system she could very easily be manipulated into doing some pretty horrible things if she was rewarded with love for it..... not beyond reform though. she would probably swap loyalties/become a good guy by the end of the movey :)

[lostuntothisworld]

I have a few more!

Sabine has known Marinette is Ladybug since day 1. I've seen this theory floating around for a while, but I think Sabine will ALSO tell Marinette that sometimes keeping some secrets is important, even from your most loved ones. (Tom doesn't know). Maribug will that this as proof that keeping The Truth from Adrien is the right thing to do.

There's going to be some sort of parallel or foil arc between the Amelie/Colt and Emilie/Gabe VS Sabine/Tom and Sabine's obviously fraternal twin sister/whatever she's doing now in London

Sabine and Tom had a shotgun wedding (I know they celebrated their 20th wedding anniversary in canon, but it's been known for years that any sort of date-especially in the first few seasons-shouldn't be taken as canon.) Sabine was deeply unhappy with her life in Paris, but has learned to love Tom and the life she now lives. Tom knows nothing about how troubled she feels about their early relationship.

OR Sabine "settled" for Tom 20 years prior, and was deeply unhappy with her life in Paris, but has learned to love Tom and the life she now has. (Maybe they had Marinette and it "fixed" their issues). Tom knows something was off, but nothing of the great extent that Sabine felt troubled in their early relationship.

Shu Yin is angry with her sister's choices in the matter. But also offered Sabine a way out of the shotgun wedding or "settling". (Moving to London to have the baby, and live with her instead) Sabine refuses, but there's hesitancy.

Luka has known Adrien was Chat Noir since Desperada. (A mutual put it best: Luka having a suspicion so early would fit with the snake being perception/intuition. Snakes called 'light' and forbidden knowledge, and all that >:3c)

After teaming up with Lilamoth and her time traveling future self, Felix travels back in time to lend the Graham de Vanillys the Peacock Miraculous "so their lineage will continue and their family will reign over the kingdom for eons to come."

Adrien has Colt-related trauma probably from that time he and Felix swapped places when they were kids. Bonus points if Gabe either knew, blamed Adrien for the trauma, or was somehow otherwise involved.

They're gonna double and triple down the deaths of Ladynoir, Marichat, and Ladrien.

A List of ML Crack Theories I Am Considering

The moon represents Adrichat, and not the Love Square or LadyNoir like the fandom theorizes

Anne-Jeanne Theoxanne du Bocquale is a time traveling adopted daughter of Lukadrien Adrienette

Bob Roth is gonna make good on his promise that Luka is going to sing for him no matter what.

Adrien's bedroom in the Agreste Mansion was originally the Master Suite

Adrien is going to intern at the Dupain-Cheng bakery. It will not end well.

Luka is going to work for the new flower shop next door, by doing flower deliveries. This will end better because of... reasons.

Felix was created out of jealousy over Gabe and Emilie's conception of Adrien, which means it's possible he doesn't love Kagami for herself or the fact they "are the same," but because Kagami was meant for Adrien.

The ring Felix gave Kagami isn't actually her amok, but an identical copy.

Felix's character arc of villain-to-antihero-to-hero will take another twist. He might even team up with Lilamoth. Either way, his character arc is that he is still being controlled by his father, even though he has his amok, and his father is dead. This will be a direct parallel to Adrien's character arc.

Luka's nightmare (which we never find out in the season 5 finale, oddly enough) is that his actions reveal Ladybug and Chat Noir's identities, Monarque finds out, takes advantage of this and secures the Miraculous and makes his wish... Somehow Luka finds out about Ephemeral, and is horrified that his actions caused the end of the world. He goes to Marinette and she tells him that "the timeline doesn't exist anymore," so he shouldn't feel bad that his actions caused the wish to occur. "Everyone makes mistakes." We as the audience know she is trying to make herself feel better about her choices in the season 5 finale. She begins a word salad about how even Chat Noir flooded the entire planet and nearly destroyed the universe in Chat Blanc, but the timeline no longer exists and it's all okay now! So now both boys know they ended the world in deleted timelines.

The main conflict of season 6 will be the reveal of Ephemeral and Chat Blanc. Season 7 will end in revealing The Truth to Adrien. Season 8 will be about figuring out how to sever Adrien's connection to his amoks, and the Peacock Miraculous.

Luka will be the one to reveal The Truth to Adrichat

Luka will help Adrien sever his connection to his amoks and the Peacock Miraculous. The Miraculous Ladybugs can't bring back a sentimonster after the amok has been destroyed, but Second Chance can give them infinite tries to figure out how to sever the connections.

Human sentimonsters can do and be anything a normally created person can do EXCEPT reproduce. Sentimonsters cannot create life.

The Peacock Miraculous broke because Emilie tried to create two sentimonsters at the same time: Adrien's and his twin sister's embryos.

Adrien is his own dead twin sister, which is why he has two amoks

Adrien was not his original planned name. He was actually named after his dead twin sister Adrienne, once his parents learned he was connected to both amoks. I'm partial to his original planned name being Celeste, which is a unisex name in France.

Emilie and Amelie (identical twins) are both sentimonsters who share one amok (The moonstone star brooch that Emelie wears)

The actual moon is a sentimonster, and Adrien will time-travel 4 billion years into the past to recreate the Theia Impact in a future season after a long character arc of personal growth, healing, and accepting The Truth. (I'll admit this one is more wishful hoping than anything else lmao)

The light that Lila/Iris saw at the end of the finale is her time traveling future self (I messed up the exact details of how she gets ahold of the Rabbit Miraculous in my original post, but I still think it's plausible)

Ladynoir is dead. Marichat is dead. Ladrien is dead. I think they're going to kill Adrienette sooner rather than later.

Adrien falls in love (or thinks he falls in love) with Marinette due to an amok order by a time traveling Lilamoth. (Adrienette getting together pretty much opened the way for Gabe to get his wish, and thus Lilamoth's acquisition of the Butterfly Miraculous.)

After a rewatch, and studying the transcript, I think there's a possibility Maribug would have kept The Truth from Adrien even if Gabe never asked her to.

Gabe failed his redemption character arc of moving on and letting go of Emilie. Emilie's dying wish was for Gabe to move on, properly parent Adrien, and allow him to choose his own happiness. Instead, Gabe made his own wish in order to be with her in death, abandoning Adrien. But before he did that, he gave Marinette his blessing to be with his son, with stipulations that she never tell him The Truth. I think Gabe ALSO passed on his failed character arc to Marinette. She is going to have to learn to let Adrien go.

AND THE FINAL MOST CRACK OF ALL THEORIES:

25. Lukadrien is Endgame

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Heyooo! How about some scenarios of your favorite mha boys as dad's? :3c

ouuuu. this is something i could get behind. thank you for requesting this<3

(apologies for any grammar errors.) requests are open

hcs about how they would be as dads and what type of dad they would be

characters: Eijirou Kirishima, Shouto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugo

Shouto Todoroki ❄️

the CLUELESS father

//❄️ Todoroki wouldn’t really know what to do being that he never really had a father figure

//❄️ he’d always try his best

//❄️ he wants to be better than his father, show him that even though he was never there to show him fatherly love, he can provide that for his child

//❄️ but gradually as time goes by, he becomes more confident and more skilled in taking care of his child

//❄️ the best way that he would entertain his child would probably involve him doing tricks using his quirk

//❄️ i could see him using his ice side to make snow fall from his hands or use his fire side to make s’mores for movie night

//❄️ he loves his child and loves to see them happy

//❄️ when they start school he’d help them out with hw and teach them how to do things which absolutely loves to do

//❄️ but when they get older, boy oh boy

//❄️ he would totally freeze up whenever he hears his child talk about a certain someone that they like/have a crush on

//❄️ can be a bit protect over them

//❄️ when they go through their first heartbreak he’d be there with them talking through the pain, comforting them the best that he can

//❄️ he’d also be the type to to say let’s go out for a drive/walk and clear our minds

//❄️ overall, he’d be a very caring and laidback parent, he wouldn’t want to envade their space so for the most part he’d let them be to themselves

Katsuki Bakugou 💥

the OVERPROTECTIVE/STRICT father

//💥 this man would totally be very protective of his child

//💥 i could see this man going to beat up his child’s school bully

//💥 he’s the father that if his child did something bad he’d give them a lecture

//💥 to be honest, he’d probably scold his child if they ever did something like very bad, so it’s best that the child not get on his bad side

//💥 but apart from that, he’d be a father that you could call in the middle of the night and he’d be there not every 10 mins later

//💥 i feel like he would not be the affection type but his kid would pull that side out of him

//💥 he has a very soft spot in his heart for them

//💥 i bet whenever his kid hugs him and says that he loves them he turns into a HUGE softie and get super flustered

//💥 i think he wouldn’t be bad at helping his kid with hw, but he’d simply hate the fact that it makes zero fucking sense. he’d agree that homework is pointless

//💥 in times like this he’d tell his kid to ask you for help

//💥 when his child starts dating he’d be so nosey

//💥 be trying to listen in on the conversations and give his kid significant other death stares

//💥 when his they get their heart broken he has his shotgun ready and uncle Kirishima on speed dial

//💥 he’d do anything to make them feel better, which results in him buying them lots of food

//💥 he’s just a father who doesn’t want to see his child hurt or in pain period. he could be tough sometimes but it’s because he loves them with all his heart

Eijirou Kirishima 💪🏻

the EVERYONE’S father

//💪🏻 spoils his child

//💪🏻 he’s the type to buy his child what she wants, at least if he can that time

//💪🏻 he wants to give him what he never had

//💪🏻 he’s cool with everybody and everyone likes him

//💪🏻 he’d bring his child to play dates and treat both of the kids to ice cream

//💪🏻 kids with he was their dad too

//💪🏻 absolutely loves his child and would give the world for them

//💪🏻 he would praise his child and shower them in love and affection

//💪🏻 but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t make sure his kid is in check

//💪🏻 he’s will pick his kid up from school and help them with homework as long as it’s not math

//💪🏻 goes on trips with them and interacts well with the other kids

//💪🏻 when his kid starts dating he would be okay with it but hover a bit most definitely

//💪🏻 their first heartbreak would break him too

//💪🏻 be there with snacks and tissues and his shoulder for them to cry on

//💪🏻 even invites auntie Mina and uncles Sero, Bakugou and Denki

//💪🏻 overall he’d be very affectionate towards his child and free spirited with him

[stagekiller]

▌ real name: Jerome Valeska ▌single or taken: Verse dependent ▌abilities or powers: Superficial charm, genius level intellect, excellent marksmanship, astounding performance skills, volatile nature, eidetic memory, indomitable will || Post resurrection: meta human pain resistance, immunity to neurotoxins & a variety of chemicals ▌eye colour: Green ▌hair colour: Ginger ▌family members: Lila Valeska ( mother / deceased ), Paul Cicero ( father / deceased ), Zachary Trundle ( maternal uncle / deceased ), Jeremiah Valeska ( identical twin / alive ) ▌pets: Mr. Mime | Verse dependent: Bud & Lou the hyenas ( crimescupid ) ▌something they don’t like: Being ignored, not getting his way, being upstaged, being outsmarted, being proven wrong, people in his personal space, people thinking they’re allowed/entitled to his Cult/resources ( Jerome doesn’t share his toys ), being asked to do things for sb, being told what to do in general, being patronized ▌hobbies/activities: Bragging about his criminal endeavors, hosting musicals in the funny farm ( usually an indirect means to gloat as well ) , playing ( cheating at ) card/ board games, experimenting with different mutilation methods/tools, scheming, scheming some more, hosting fatal game shows ▌ever hurt anyone before: Rhetorical question. Next. ▌ever killed anyone before: he started with all the family members listed above as deceased — official on show kill count: 36  + ‘collateral damage’ that’s not been documented ▌animal that represents them: Crocodile ▌worst habits: Vanity, thrill-seeking personality, complete lack of empathy, doesn’t learn from his mistakes, can be very impulsive, chronic smoker & prone to drug use/abuse ▌sexual orientation: Does not identify as anything specific, can experience attraction towards any gender, has not stated or demonstrated a preference ▌thoughts on marriage/kids: Anyone who’s involved with him will eventually receive a proposal ( there is only ONE acceptable answer ) for the simple reason that getting married whilst being a notorious criminal is a hilarious way to prove the whimsicality of state laws. And Jerome LOVES a shotgun wedding :3c Not to mention, if his partner is rich enough, he gets married into wealth as well. As for kids, anyone who knows what’s good for them would not touch the subject. Jerome himself has never thought about it and isn’t interested in it. ▌fears: Being forgotten, remaining unseen/ invisible, being overshadowed, commitment, abandonment ( we don’t talk about this one ) ▌style preferences: Flamboyant, performance oriented costumes, traditionally formal suits with an obscure twist, pays a lot of attention to detail ( i.e. jester skull shaped cuff buttons on the show ), prefers bright colors, style adjusts to occasion in the most corny way possible but always remains flashy, enjoys experimenting with stage makeup - if the occasion allows it ▌someone they love: Himself & his art | Verse dependent: Harley ( crimescupid ), Oswald ( eloquentyrant ), Garfield ( gothamburnt  - listen he says it’s a fling but fireboy grew on him ) ▌approach to friendships: They can be very useful. He considers most people his ‘friend’ unless proven otherwise. However Jerome’s definition of friendship is far from the norm. ▌thoughts on pie: A versatile weapon with a lot of damage potential. ▌favourite drink: Strawberry Faygo ▌favourite place to spend time at: Arkham, abandoned carnivals, Jeri’s nightclub, ON STAGE! , on live TV | Verse dependent: Trevor’s ( almostthesurvivor ) apartment, Mr. Oswald’s manor ▌swim in the lake or in the ocean: He would enjoy the stillness of a lake, but stagnancy gets boring. The thrilling depths of the ocean would lure him in, instead. ▌their type: He would only be interested in people he considers equals. That said, he is drawn in by those who provide explosive reactions, who have a predisposition to violence,who are twisted and sadistic in nature. Extreme acts of cruelty arouse him. He needs someone who can keep up with his antics and survive them, because being ‘chosen’ by Jerome does not exclude you from his list of victims. He needs someone who can both keep him steady and thrill him with a touch of unpredictability. Jerome’s biggest weakness is his inability to follow through and stick to his own plans, so he tends to be attracted towards ‘builder’ type personalities that can compensate for that in his stead. ▌camping or indoors: Camping !

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