#it got abit massive im sorry about that

[burymeinwillow]

I have a laramie request for you if you are interested in gifing it. It’s the end of s3e6, The Last Journey, when Jess catches the bouquet. ❤️❤️

HERE YOU GO

A LARAMIE GIFSET!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! i've missed making laramie gifs ❤️

[ravers8fantasy]

🗯Von Kaiser head canons!!

Help spoilers for Marley and me😭

Sorry if there are any mistakes!! I made this when I was rlly tired and Im gonna go to sleep after I post this💫

Is 42 so Im gonna say he joined around his mid/late 20s (hell yeah he's one of the boxers who has been around the longest)

Has a military background, dad was in the army and that kinda influenced him growing up

His time managment for example is immaculate, you will never catch his ass being late

Keeps an extra pair of pre polished combat boots in his locker

the W.B.V.A tried to get him change his foot wear to something more approproate for the ring but he ended up intimidating them so they let him keep the boots

Kaiser doesnt realise how intimidating he can be sometimes, no one has pointed out how bad his resting bitch/angry face is yet (he is also like 6'0 and flippin hench so)

He can be unbearably quiet, especially if he's meeting someone new bro will NOT talk first

Kaiser might look tough, but he is sensitive af. Saw 'Marley and me' and started bawling his eyes out when Marley was put down

The children he teaches sometimes challenge him to a match of football after the boxing class is done

he just cant bring himself to say no to them and well, the class is all done so whats the harm? (he has somehow been knocked over by a kid multiple times)

Honestly such a father figure and role model to them, Kaiser would risk it all to protect those kids

Forgets to take care of himself sometimes and ends up mega burnt out

I think he would definetly have a secret massive sweet tooth, gets excited when christmas comes because it gives him an excuse to devour a pack of lebkuchen (he loves them sm)

He would be veeery interested in learning about languages and different culture's , especially after seeing all the boxers from different countries

I like to think he is a bit of a linguist because of this: he is fluent in deutsche. Dutch, English and Frisian. Knows abit of Turkish and French and wants to learn Hindi and many many other languages

Drives the most beat up car the W.B.V.A have ever seen, he says that if it still works then whats the point of getting a new one

The most stubborn mf you will ever meet, he hates change in routine and hates losing an argument

Sneezes so loudly its like an explosion has gone off

Head canoning that there is a museum near the minor circuit arena and Kaiser is a regular to the modern history exhibit (is interested in the cold war mainly about the fall of the berlin wall)

shaved his moustache off once and immediately regretted it, he cancelled all his boxing classes because he knew the kids would laugh at him

Sometimes when he gets comfortable around people his voice slowly gets louder until he is subconsciously shouting

It happened once during an interview after a match, he got so embarrased after the interviwer pointed it out he walked RAN away to the locker room's

he sleeps like a sick victorian child on their deathbed. The children he teaches caught him napping once before a class and genuinely thought he passed away

Prefers colder months to warmer months, his favourite season would be winter because he gets to go back to Berlin and see his parents for christmas.

Again!! Sorry if there are any spelling mistakes or if smth doesnt make sense! I kept falling asleep whilst making this😭😭

Hope u enjoyed! Disco is next😈

[vethbrenatto]

People immediately jumped to the “oh this is fcgs evil murder bot side!” but theres so much to unpack in those 2 minutes that proves that this is probably not the case at all starting with the stress points. The more stressed fcg is the closer they get to that breaking point. Them being practically abandoned by dancer pushed them past it. (This is abit of a long ask sorry)

There’s a few things we know about this state: fcg didn’t wake up and started attacking for no reason chet did hit him and in the state that he was in they saw him as a threat. Also something that alot of people seemed to overlook is the fact that fcg only retaliated against those who hurt him first, he could’ve yelled at the entire party but they didn’t. Ashton did grab fcg but didn’t cause them any harm and fcg didn’t retaliate at Ashton at all.

This is more on the theory side of things but the whole saying there insecurity things at them was probably a way to get the party to run away from him, saying things that they don’t like to hear would drive them away from them so that they wouldn’t get hurt anymore.

the funny yet sad thing is the party probably could’ve talked him down, they weren’t saying or doing anything to those who didn’t hurt him so if they just let fcg be grappled and stay there maybe they would’ve been able to talk to them. Also the violence made it much worse, since fcg seemed way more stressed out the more they got hurt.granted there was a lot more going on so not gonna blame anyone but hopefully one of them /probably Ashton/ will want a much different approach the next time this happens or just say it in preparation

hi same person who wrote the massive fcg anon sorry if that was abit long i just have alot of thoughts about this character and wanted to hear your own thoughts! /also im not the biggest fan of the "oh fcg turned evil" thing /

i'm assuming these asks go together! and no worries, i don't mind hearing people's takes as long as it's not like "you should have this opinion about this"

personally, i kind of disagree with this. i think FCG in the state they were in couldn't have been talked down- mechanically, it seems like they had been triggered in some sense and the only thing that would've stopped them was probably a successful save, being knocked out (like they were), or possibly a calm emotions (this was also tried, but only after FCG was knocked out).

i think you're right it's obviously deeper than "murderbot" because FCG's personality that we've gotten to know doesn't seem to be malicious, but the stress points and the backstory of FCG being triggered by other's negative emotions and absorbing their pain (a metaphor for unhealthy coping mechanisms) to me doesn't make it... not murderbot? it's just a reflavoring and recontextualizing.

also i think i agree that I don't think FCG means the things he said, he said them to be the most hurtful he could. it seems like from the narrative we're being give, those negative emotions he's swallowing from others fester in him, so that's obviously what comes out when he "turns"

to me at this point i think the most interesting thing that could happen (other than this all being a fakeout- that FCG wasn't the one-eyed monster, which i think is 10x better a twist than him being one, but i also don't think that's going to happen) is going to be learning FCG's Aeorian roots. what about their time with Dancer led to this "malfunction"? did she just program him to be a helper bot and being of his advanced intelligence he, just like a real person, couldn't live for just other people's emotional wellbeing. he has to learn to live for himself and consider his own feelings and now that i'm typing that out, it does feel like that is probably the most predictable outcome of all this and it kind of bores me dfgfjdklgkl so um. i hope something else happens? idk

[dmc-tings]

Hi! I wanted to ask if we could get a Moreau getting some genuine love (romantically) from a Gender Neutral reader, like, he either finds them or they were given to him from MM to put a Cadou inside them

But he couldn't do it because they kept on saying how interesting/(beautiful)/and cool he was and etc.

Salvatore Moreau with genuine love

(Gender Neutral Reader. I did this as if the reader was an outsider, who was visiting the village)

You watched this man walk around the laboratory

He had put you in a cage

You could stand and walk, but you chose not to

Instead, you chose to watch the man work

"Do... don't stare... its rude and mean..." he mumbled

"Im sorry... Im just amazed..." You said, shyly looking away

"At how hideous I am? What a monster?" He snarled, glaring at you

To which you flinched, "I dont think so..."

He looked at you, searching for a hint of lying

You rubbed your arm awkwardly, trying not to look at Salvatore

The fish man grabbed a squirming mass, to you it looked like a fetus

"Do you know what this is?" He held the mass up to you, the small tentacles on it reaching out towards you

Shaking your head you looked back at him, drinking in every last one of his features

"This is a Cadou. It will make you like the others. Probably..." he gazed into your eyes, trying to frighten you

But only saw your bright (e/c) eyes staring at HIM with awe and wonder

"Wh-why are you staring at me, like that?" He shrunk from your gaze abit

You reached through the metal, rusted bars, cupping your hands around his cheeks

"Your so beautiful..." you murmured

You felt his cool flesh, fire up beneath your hands

Salvatore leaned into your kinds, gentle touch

Then pulled away, and crushed the Cadou in his hand

"You... you mean what you say... you are kind..."

You felt your face flush with his praise

He noticed you shyly looking away

Opening the door to your cage, he offered you his hand

Which you gratefully took, loving the way his skin felt on yours

Smooth yet, scaly... and a bit wet

He helped you out of your temporary prison

Once out, he tired to let go, only to be held onto by you

"S-sorry..." You spoke, still not letting go

This made the fish man smile, he enjoyed the tender feeling

The kindness in your eyes, the soft touches you gave him and the tender words you spoke

Over the next few months, he let you wander his domain, the Reservoir

Not alone, due to some parts over ran with lycans

He showed you his favorite spots to sit

Where he used to run experiments

And good fishing spots

Much to your enjoyment, he took you swimming

Despite his handicap on land, he was a master in the water

When you would get tired of swimming, he'd set you on the closest spot to watch him play in the water

Even trusting you enough to turn into his massive fish form

And letting you RIDE him!! (Not like that you pervert)

Better than fuckin Shamu, you told him

Which confused him, so you had to explain everything, Sea World, aquariums (large and small)

His eyes widened at the prospect of being imprisoned for entertainment

You assured him that that would never happen, as most people never knew about the village anyways

The more and more time you spent with Salvatore, you found out how brilliant he is!

It amazed you, and it made him happy hearing your praise his genius

So he would help you with the lesser gorey experiments

Such as simple observations or even gathering Cadou

The fish man even asked Mother Miranda to introduce you as his assistant to the others

Which she allowed though surprised that Moreau trusted someone so much

When he did introduce you, Lady Dimitrescu and Heisenberg made fun of him

To which you shut them both up quick

They actually respected you for outburst

And Moreau found himself in love with you at that moment

More months passed and you noticed that Moreau would just stare at you

For hours, some days

Leaving you gifts at your door

Very lovely gifts at that!

Like crystallized roses, pearl necklaces, things like that

Soon you started to do the same, though not as glamorous

You would leave him freshly cooked meals or small trinkets that you thought he would like

He didn't like the gifts, he LOVED AND ADORED THEM

After gathering some courage, Moreau finally told you how he felt

And with no hesitation, you threw your emotions back

Even surprising him with a kiss

(I hope this is what you were looking for! I kinda got carried away!)

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

that sounds cool as shit! i also wouldnt mind hearing more about the leather au if u woudnt mind i just rly like ur aus

alright!

im glad your enjoying my ways to draw my gay stuff

uh lets see...

well

the leather au starts out just like the og game actually just...

kiwi looks alot more ruffed up

like they just fell into a pile of leafs and twigs

and as they look around, amazed by the beautiful surroundings! they see the sword!...handle? they go up to it and grab it confused, but suddenly the handle turns into a unique sparring handle and a long but thin sword blade comes out of the handle beautifully like a snowy mist

kiwi was amazed! until they felt like something was behind them

and there was!

a MASSIVE looming monster was above them!

it suddenly lundged at kiwi! kiwi quickly jump out of the way and paniced

by

slashing the air with their eyes closed with the sword

the monster got closer and closer to kiwi

kiwi then held the sword up and felt it become colder and colder in their hands...then looked and saw that frost was growing apon their hands and the sword was charging

and then

*BOOM*

a mass amount of snow blasted into the monsters eyes and onto kiwi

the monster then screamed

but the screech became to shrink...littary

kiwi whipped the snow off them amd saw that the monster was small and was crying

kiwi the quickly dropped the sword and ran over to the monster

"are you okay?" they asked wipeing the snow off the monster "im sorry..i must of scared you with that sword...i didnt mean to i--"

then suddenly the monster started to crack and light shined out of the cracked peices

kiwi closed their eyes to not hurt their eyes from the light

and when they opened them

they saw that the environment got more lighter and more beautiful!

"you.." a voice was heard from below of kiwi

kiwi looked down and saw

a little tiny angel, the size of a toddler maybe, with long messy hair looking up at them holding their hair to theirself

"...you..tried to help me..even when your life might of been in danger..and..i could've k-killed you....w-why..?"

kiwi stood up

"oh! well um..it just seemed like the right thing! ...but um..eya..it was kinda reckless! hehe"

kiwi said to the tiny being

"of course it was! y-you really could gotten hurt..mr..uh...um..excuse me...what are you exactly..?"

the angel asked

"oh! im!...uh..im uh...."

kiwi looked abit concerned and confused

"um...a..person?..i guess..."

"well mr,person i-i have to go! you clearly arent fit for being the hero..."

the angel said as they floated over to the now handle that was a sword

"wait! hero?? this was a test? and..why would you need a hero???"

kiwi asked

"i dont need one! the world does!! the overseers are going CRAZY, us angel--i mean..eya..think they are going to destroy the p-planet! and your clearly not fit for it! um..so.."

"you can wake up now"

kiwi just stares at the angel

"but.."

"i can prove i can be a hero! i think i can...just let me--"

"N-NO! WAKE UP NOW PLEASE!!"

the angel slaps kiwi

and they suddenly wake up by a tree on a hill in the woods....

thats all i got for now

not saying thats all i just dont have time to type everything

[fantroll-purgatory]

Ok, ok. So this is my Highblooded fantroll, Dommih. If your still available, can you please help me out?

Thanks for your patience! As we clear the backlog, your troll caught my eye because of the interesting sprite.

Also, im sorry if its a bit weird, im on the mobile version of tumblr.

FIRST: Alternia or Beforus or some type of AU?

Alternia, my own session of sgrub

Aight, per the rules I gotta be stricter with my sprite edits! I know it’s frustrating but unless otherwise stated we do our best to remain a canon-compliant blog (though the current batch of trolls in the Troll Call have successfully invalidated a number of our former “rules”). In the end I *did* give you a bonus shirtless version since I felt there was detail that went unconveyed with his shirt on.

Name (preferably include how you came up with it and why):

Dommih Presea

The first name i had used a generator. It was one of the only ones that really stood out for me! As for his last name, its was a play on ‘Pixies’ and fish puns, (sea being the pun). I had messed around with the first part for a bit until it started looking somewhat readable. This happened until it is what you see today!

Hmmm I can get down with the last name, but for the first how about Doflin, from the scientific name for the North Pacific giant octopus (Enteroctopus dofleini). It also helps that it kinda sounds like “dolphin,” if you wanna keep going with the nods to oceanic fauna.

Age: 6 sweeps

Strife Specibus: Bident-kind

Fetch Modus: Connect four

If we wanna strengthen the octopus theme, why don’t we go with a MASSIVE Connect Eight? It would be an exceptionally difficult modus from which to retrieve anything, which means Doflin needs to be very quick on his feet! Er, tentacles?

Blood color: Magenta (i would very much love to keep it as it is!)

I’m probably going to adjust it to Feferi’s color which is pretty close to what you already gave me tbh.

Symbol and meaning: his symbol, pictured above, was a twist on Feferi’s own symbol. I simply curved it abit, and added the swirls one end of each side, as you can see!

Honestly I think it fits! I went and resprited it using Feferi’s actual symbol as a base so it reads a little neater but it’s p good. I think you sent this in before the extended zodiac was released, so if you want him further adjusted to fit with the new canon I am more than happy to do so! I personally think Picorn works well because a) I classed him as a Rage player and b) it kinda looks like a tentacle’s sucker.

Lusus: Octopus

I believe all tyrianbloods have Gl’bgolyb as a lusus since there’s only ever supposed to be one at a time, which is just as well since she’s basically a massive octopus anyway. Male tyrianbloods are supposedly exceptionally rare, and trolls are often matched with a lusus of the same gender for whatever reason, so if you’re dead set on having an Octodad in true videogame fashion, it may help to come up with a reason why.

(For example, perhaps Gl’bgolyb gave birth to a horrifying troll-horrorterror hybrid, and Doflin is a test troll who has been given to this hybrid to test if it can be used as a backup parent for backup heirs? It would give Doflin a reason to play in his (presumably doomed) run of SGRUB if he doesn’t have much to do save wait for his antecedent to die, which is unlikely to happen in the near future, and it would also give you a convincing reason for his odd appearance; it doesn’t matter if he’s a mutant since he’s basically a test run who isn’t expected to succeed the Condesce)

Personality: He is a narcissistic troll, who takes pleasure in hurting other trolls and seeing others suffer. He wouldnt care if you were to break your arm, there would be no sympathy. He lies, cheats sometimes, and finally, has stolen from others. However, he only sees it as fun, and doesn’t want to change for anything.

I think the fundamental problem here is that you are describing someone who fits perfectly with Alternian ideals and nothing else. This would be like giving me a bio for a human that said “they like to hang out sometimes!” What does that mean? This doesn’t mean that a character cannot have that trait, but that there needs to be specificity. For example, a character who likes to hang out might do so at a mall, at their friends’ parties, or just invite a person or two to come home and play video games. Each of those details gives a clearer picture of the kind of person it is.

So, give me more details to flesh him out! Does he go wandering around populated areas looking for a fight, or is he the type to meticulously plan a one-man heist? Is this attitude the reason he’s so scarred all over? What’s the story behind that? Answering these questions will help you in the future when you try to stay consistent with his characterization.

Title: Kaiser of Life (i would also love to keep this)

I just looked this up and it looks like, as a fan class, it’s basically Prince of Life but with a higher ranking? It’s my personal bias that most fan classes are easily subsumed by a sufficiently well-explained canon title, but I guess I don’t object to just the cosmetic change. However, the character you’ve described doesn’t seem to be a Life player at all (even one from a destructive class!), especially since your bio doesn’t really specify that he’s a cold-blooded murderer so much as that he’s just…apathetic? I would say he seems more like a Rage player, especially since he’s set in his ways and furthermore narrows others’ options through injury. Personally, I feel he’d make a good Thief of Rage, especially since “high class thief” is a fun trope to play with.

Land: Land of Precipice and Silence

I kinda like Land of Onslaught and Outbursts, an underwater land with active volcanoes that must explode to create a land path to the denizen atop a high mountain. Unfortunately, doing so endangers the aquatic life! It’s a perfect parallel to both his status as a seadweller highblood and is a means of harnessing his own violent outbursts to a greater end.

Dream Planet: Derse (same here!)

I’m always okay with tyrianbloods on Derse, especially since Gl’bgolyb is herself a minor horrorterror.

On to the redesign!

Your sprite was saved a JPEG and much larger than a standard sprite, so I sized it down for comparison and basically made a new one while copying over elements of the original.

Horns - based on your description of his symbol, I figured you were going for horns similar to Feferi’s with minor alterations. So I literally just took Feferi’s horns and added a hook to the end of one of them. I also liked the kind of curly ones you added to the bottom, so I have a miniature version nestled in all that hair.

Hair - I started with a bun base from naphal’s sprite sheet, then merged with with the hair you already gave him, then futzed with it for a long, long time.There’s a new instagram trend called an “octopus bun,” which is basically just a fancy term for the messy bun that we’ve all done if we’ve had long hair that we needed out of the way, but it gave me a good starting point. If you count the tendrils of hair coming off his head, you���ll find that there are eight, and it really does look like there’s an octopus sitting on his head!

Eyes/Scars - I actually just used your existing unscarred eye to create a template for the cleaner ones. The other eye is a little scrunched up due to the scar tissue over it, which I grabbed from this template by fryingpanismyweapon on deviantArt. This is the case for all of the additional scars you see on him.

Freckles - I wasn’t sure if there were freckles on your original troll or just noise from saving it as a JPEG, but between that and the fact that you used a grey tinged with his blood color, I liked the idea of some grey and blood colored freckles on him. I used this template from x_pandatastic_x to get the effect, then messed with the existing ones to get his other freckles. You can see in the shirtless version that I provided that the freckles cover his entire body.

Ears - he’s a seadweller so unless you have a reason he’s gotta have the fin ears.

Mouth - once again, I just took the one you made and cleaned it up a bit! I feel like it has a lot more personality than any sprite sheet template I could conjure up.

Shirt - like I said, if this is an Alternian he still (usually) needs a black something with his symbol on it (though as I mentioned before, recent Troll Call reveals have indicated that it doesn’t need to be as strict as we previously thought). I used naphal’s sprite sheet to give me a base, then messed with it until I got something that resembled a swim shirt. That said, I still gave him a shirtless sprite to show that I kept the chest scars under all that

Fins - I will honestly admit that this is just a spriting limitation for me. I could not for the life of me figure out how to make the fins work on the torso without looking atrocious. I still liked the element, though, so I grafted them onto the backs of his feet with some scar tissue and ripping to boot.

Shorts - I noticed that you did pants for your original sprite, but given his whole concept it really felt like he was more of a swim shorts guy. Once again, I used naphal’s sprite sheet for a base, then added details like the drawstring to try and fit with what you were originally going for. The teal color you used for the majority of the shorts in your sprite didn’t really track for me without a solid reason, so I tried to devise my own color scheme. I came up with the purple pockets to reference Gamzee, the best-known canon rage player, and the blue underlining as a reference to Vriska, the thief. This is much in line with Feferi’s coloring which takes from Jade, the Beta Kids’ Witch, and Jane, the Alpha Kids’ Life player. As a bonus, it looks like that really specific color combo that all those soccer moms wore on their windbreakers in the late 90s/early 00s? I don’t know if you want to go that tacky, but I had a lot of fun doing so, and feel that there’s canon support given that every tyrianblood we’ve seen so far has been notoriously tacky with their fashion choices.

Feet - The barefoot one is from tajazzled/fan-troll’s now-ubiquitous sprite sheet. You used some fairly standard shoes for him, which worked just fine, but after I made the foot fins I wanted to give him footwear that made sense to me. Since one of them is ripped, I figured some scuba flippers would be a good way for him to get around underwater. This one is modified from fantrollartroom’s templates.

Aaaaand that’s it! I really liked your character a lot, and I hope you like the changes I made!

-TR