#it gets meeeeeeee

[surayazayad]

I’m so in my Nikki feels, I love my loser son u guys don’t even know

[dinoserious]

please? please? please?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

//LOUD INCOMPREHENSIBLE POINTING//

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting to Tiktok: My husband is on a bar trivia team with our friend, Max.

Eddie: Every time he goes to trivia, he gets drunk and then text me asking why I don’t introduce him to celebrities I don’t know.

*Eddie moves to the edge of the screen to show a screenshot of their text conversation.

The first text Steve sent says: They gave us a free round of drinks cause they can’t accommodate Max’s vision impairment this time.

The second text says: Round 1 done. We’re in last place!

The third text says: U were an answer!!!!!

Then an hour goes by and Steve texts: Why won’t u let me meet Rihanna???? I won’t be embarrasssing*

Eddie, taking up the screen again: ….Hi Rihanna, we met on a carpet once. Dunno if you remember but would you like to meet a middle school math teacher from Indiana? He’s cute.

[littlecrittereli]

Doodle suggestions? Gotcha The crew in some comfy PJs because WHY DON'T THEY HAVE ANYYYYY

I was just going to do a quick doodle but I ended up liking it so much I made it into a full out drawing um...

They are having a silly game night :)

[scummrevisited]

can we get a round of applause for people who weren’t “gifted kid burnouts” or “a pleasure to have in class” and instead we’re just straight up dogshit at school. like downright terrible. teachers didn’t like working with you and no accommodations would help you get through highschool.

[polysucks]

Part 2 of @meemawdean ‘s incredible art requests!

This one took me so long bc I got to thinking about “The pretty dresses that she thought would would make her happy vs the ones that actually did” and it made me so so so sad bro. So I didn’t put as much detail into her kuspuk as I wanted to for my own sanity

It’s okay Sansa we all went through phases of assimilation. I, too, went through a white-passing horsegirl-esque semi-conservative-looking I-must-blend-in-if-I-want-to-be-taken-seriously phase. It happens to us all at least once.

If you have reqqed me and you haven't seen your post, don't lose hope! check my #reqs and #myart tags if you submitted anon :) if you wanna tip me, or help an indigenous girl pay her bills you can here on paypal. My reqs are free, subject to my approval, and slow bc art takes time! you can check out more info about my comms here on my masterpost

[wolfiery]

MERLIN | 2x12 "The Fires of Idirsholas"

[lookitseddie]

david and darlin' reconcilation audio when

[vinnybox]

vinny vinny have you considered steb preening cleave??? have you considered the intimacy of it???

I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDD!!!

I really wanna write about them even if I'm no writer, but for now all I did was draft the notes in a post :'D

DO keep in mind that physical touch is something super personal to Cleave. He's never really let anyone preen his feathers before if at all.

His back especially is off-limit when it comes to touches even as casual as a friendly pat or a gentle stroke.

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

Steb noticing a few pin feathers on Cleave and motioning towards them to Cleave who just shrugs and says he can't quite reach or see some parts of his back and head. Said he usually just hopes the casing breaks off naturally if he cant reach them.

Imagine Cleave's surprise when Steb offers to help with it and Cleave, while hesitant at first, reluctantly agrees to it.

Cleave is tense as ever with his back facing Steb but eventually as Steb works on breaking those keratin casings off of him he can't help but realize how intimate this feels.

The gentleness and care Steb is showing just from this alone. Always careful to check and make sure he's not hurting him or causing any discomfort. The accidental touches that, for the first time, Cleave didn't mind.

This was probably one of the few times where Steb completely shuts him up. Cleave's face probably became a few shades closer to his feathers.

Steb snapping a finger in front of Cleave to get his attention. Essentially letting him know he's done and Cleave staring dumbly before quickly mumbling out a thanks but not quite meeting Steb's eyes for the first time.

Cleave would rather die first than admit that he enjoyed it and would love for Steb to help preen his feathers again.

IN A RELATIONSHIP

Steb helps Cleave with preening his feathers whenever he sees Cleave fumbling with them on his own. Cleave more than appreciates the gesture and it's when he's most relaxed.

Cleave eventually working up the courage to ask Steb for help directly when he's struggling.

Plus Cleave likes it when Steb does it so gently and lovingly.

[mamawasatesttube]

kon sweetie im so fucking sorry that someone would even say something stupid like that oh my god.

[mysicklove]

i told my coworker that gojo might be alive again (she stopped reading the manga cause she was so upset over his death) and i literally have never seen her so happy LMAOAOAO

[cillixn]

wake up girlies, another low quality webcam interview just dropped

[kindred-spirit-93]

au-niverse expansion

hello had a thought this morning (i need to stop having them lol) abt a potential new angle of the oikoi au where hermione is sent to live with penelope when helen is abducted!

she knows her 'auntie' penelope and refuses to let anyone else be her primary caretaker. her father tries to reason with her to stay at home where she grew up, where its familiar, and where everyone knows her and will seek to protect her, but she refuses.

he cant stand seeing the tears that well in her eyes, just like helens. he arranges a convoy to send her and a very apologetic letter to the king and queen of ithaca, who have their own newborn to worry about.

shenanigans ensue. idk i really want to explore the 10 years of troy from penelopes perspective esp ruling a kingdom while raising her son (and now niece) and keeping herself together. and also another 10 years that is much darker and heavier and tackles her trauma bc she too became a monster rawr rawr rawr at some point, just differently.

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and then hermione is sent on her merry way home when menelaus and helen send for her after writing a letter confirming their victory and shipwreck i think it was (diomedes had kindly written to her telling her the war was over and the ships had set sail homewards but she hadnt heard from anyone and the horizons were empty).

anyway now with newfound hope odysseus is merely having sat nav issues lol. she loads hermiones ship with gifts to welcome helen home including plenty of fabric and pieces of her own design

(something i reeeally want to add lol is that telemachus goes with her after winning a bet with penelope to let him go, and well he is his fathers son so he trots off and has a grand week with his aunt and uncle. menelaus tells him of his fathers cunning blah blah tele is even more pumped to meet his dad omg poor bby).

and then when he returns he suddenly finds several guests?? penelope is shook and trying to handle the situation with grace. tele is half hiding behind her and holding onto her robes, a hand is on his head and the other over he heart.

the 'guests' only increase in number and nothing is quite the same. at least his aunt ctimene and cousin eupehmia are still here. only a few years down the line they too are forced away and it really is tele and pen against 108 horrid men whos audacity only grows with their appetites.

AND THEN when tele goes to search for his dad the gut punch is the parallel of menelaus being like son ur father is the most badass lil shit ive ever known to son idk how to tell you but but hes not coming home. idk lots of crying here

the point is its all told through penelopes perspective and several external povs bc those are fun and give u, well, new perspectives XD

currently toturing all my blorbos. let them weep (harder)

@notsolonedesert hi >:3

[the-nation-of-today]

Rest now, my friends

[halflifebutawesome]

tiny barns...