#it fucking blew me out of the water.

[gleesongtournament]

no but the way Rumor Has It/Someone Like You swept every other fucking round with no competition and then the second it goes up against one of if not THEE most popular Blaine solo in the show and starts to lag behind by a whopping 1% my inbox gets filled with anons claiming that the whole thing is rigged and me and all my followers hate women alskjflkdsfjs PLEASE even the Sebastian stans let go of Smooth Criminal more gracefully than this!!!!

also i appreciate all the asks i woke up to that were talking about this just to laugh at the ridiculousness, but i cannot talk about it anymore after this lol im not strong enough </3

[dlrge]

overcoming my crippling arachnophobia is made significantly harder when i have nightmares of navigating mazes patrolled by those giant spiders from twilight princess 🤨

[kitkatcadillac]

i know ive got mcr gay mutuals. listen. i need to know, its so fun to me every time. what kind of mcr gay are you, whats your fav mcr song. mines helena. your turn

[sinecosinewheel]

just found the ash lake in ds1 for the first time. god damn.

[next-semester]

oldies station is the most important twenty one pilots song of all time

[deathlonging]

this billiecentric fic is so deftly written i keep having to pause and take deep breaths

[suenitos]

why do you love kissu more than me

? well this is not true but even if it was um because kissu is fucking awesome and you know it? 😕

[un-pearable]

IKR i watched the movie and was also like "im not even a jason todd fan but now im really mad about his fanon. fuck"

MHM MHM MHM like i’m ALREADY incredibly annoying about it bc. well. comic collector. BUT NOW…… the combo punch of genuinely stunning animation and gut wrenching voice work and impeccable pacing is torturing me. in a good way but god i wish i could go back to not caring. i get it now. i get it now <- burdened with SO MANY EMOTIONS

[mayoiayasep]

so i finally listened to flyway. and . oh my god

yeah. yeaj oh ym god

[coolfoxykitkat]

Me: I have real actual experience for this job.

Job: That’s pretty good. We’ll definitely consider you as a viable candidate.

Me: I can pass a drug test immediately and I’m reliable.

Job: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME WORK FOR US PLEASE PL-

[sepiasys]

The feeling of being required to apologize to bestie ('B') after lashing out and subsequently isolating immediately after

I don't want to, I don't like it, it doesn't sound or feel right from me, but also I'm literally obligated to by a part of me that probably understands shit even if it doesn't feel genuine.

Piss poor attempt honestly.

[trans-poppy]

ohhhhhhh my god. ohhhhhhh my god. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god.

[jazbell]

UGH SHES SO GORGEOUSSSSS

[bigfuckingcrab]

I know he isn't the only one to blame but hes the only one I know by name so I just want it on record that I would GLADLY take a massive wet shit in todd howard's mouth

[staticofthetv]

Please can we? I love the musical scoring of this series so much

I need to hear his theme on every plane of existence

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS THEME SONG?!?

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS SWORD FIGHTING ANIMATION!?!

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM!?!

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!

dasdhkajbafbdshcxkjchnkjvkjdnkjhes all i wished for - if you're looking for me I will now go die in peace, ready to revive next saturday.

[slvttyplum]

toji wasn’t a guy with patience; if he wanted something, he was going to ensure that’s what he got.

so whenever you moaned and complained about wanting to ride him, he let you, but only for a couple of seconds before he gripped your hips and started fucking into you himself.

he didn’t have time for the nonsense you were spouting. all he knew was that his dick was withering inside of you while you tried to pick a speed you wanted to go at.

toji rolls his eyes every five seconds as the grip on your hips gets tighter as you mumble to yourself, pick up your hips, and then shakily push them back down.

“toji stop! i got it.”

“no, the fuck you don’t.” he takes his hands and grabs your wrist as he pushes his hips up and pounds into you with no remorse, just a smirk on his face.

he didn’t care whether you were upset with him or not; you were taking way too long, and he just wanted to fuck you.

thats why he preferred for you to just lay pretty beneath him while he pounded into your tight cunt. something easy and enjoyable for the both of you.

when you noticed that he didn’t want you to ride him, you tried to be sneaky with it and just let him fuck into you, but then mindlessly turned him on his back.

he’ll smirk and laugh under his breath when he realizes he knows what you’re doing and watch your every move as you get nervous and try to hurry up and ride him, but... oops, you’re too slow.

toji flips you around and has you in doggy. before you could protest, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is whimpers and moans.

“fuck… there we go. you’re tightening around me. let’s keep it like this, hm?”

it’s not like he didn’t give you chance after chance to redeem yourself, because he did, but you blew it every single time.

he can’t say it wasn’t cute watching you stutter and stammer over your words and mumble to yourself as your hands are placed on his chest and you try to ride him.

the attempts were very cute, teasing in fact, but he couldn’t deal with it. your pussy was a water park; every time he put his hand or dick anywhere near it, it would drip, so imagine how he felt when his dick was inside your wet pussy and it just sat there with no stimulation.

“toji stop! i have it this time. just be patient.” that word irked him, because how more patient could he really be? one time he let you go on for ten minutes as you mindlessly bounced on his cock, and he couldn’t deal.

you didn’t have the aggression he had when it came to fucking. your touch was soft while his was rough, but the two opposites made for a fine outcome.

he came so many times inside of you that he lost count. so he wanted to have control, because that way, the both of you could cum back to back with no complications.