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#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#satosugu#jjk gojo#eye strain/#eye horror/#like i said ik this concept has been done before and probably better than this but i hope that i did it Okay#i hope all the eye strain was not in vain gjhfgsh the amount of blue light in this image is not recommended by doctors#smh gojo ipad baby confirmed#too much screentime.png#in other news im happy i came up with smth else 2 put alongside the piece itself !!#was playing around with filters and effects and i was like ooh what does the binarization button do#makes it look like found footage is what it does i love it SO much#i almost like it better than the coloured version but i would rather die than let a day and a half of rendering go to waste#esp after i already scrapped the intended p2#still i would have posted the full b/w one side by side but it made the post look so busy and distracting and awful#so it's just geto's face ig smile :)#happy i stuck it out w this!!!#fr all i dunk on gojo gdi his aesthetic n design works so well with glitches and messed up technology#tb to tht other gojo + teal + glitches piece i did frever ago captioned smth like 'watch what you eat'#the glitch brushes in my inventory exist fr him and him alone
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i love the ship name poolverine because deadclaws is a very aesthetic ship name but also i feel like it's way too cool for the two most unserious idiotic characters in existence
#user: gossippool 😝#it sounds like another superhero name in itself too lmao which kinda eats#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#logan howlett#wolverine#wade wilson#deadclaws#using this tag for the first and last time in my fandom existence
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Summary of The Cat of The Year poll atrocities of 2023/2024
I'm sure that most people on this side of tumblr have seen the Jellie vs. Nefarious Anglerfish poll going around with like 60k votes at this point, and I'd really like clear up some of what happened since I was around for the whole thing.
Url blocked out for op's privacy. They have already left but don't look for it if you haven't seen it/don't harrass them if you already have.
1. The previous round (preparation)
I discovered the poll in its previous round, needless to say she beat Jort's ass severely. This was around the 3rd of january, meaning that this round finished before jellie's passing with only about 7k votes. Op did add their own piece of propaganda from their main:
...which was FINE. (except for stuff we'll see later) Of course running a poll while biased isn't ideal but I for one didn't even know they were the op until much later. I also added my own piece in a separate thread, and they didn't interact with it at all. There was no drama.
2. The Finale
Jellie unfortunately passed away right before the starting of this poll, which was the catalyst for what happened next. Op did exactly as last time and added a slightly more mean spirited encouragement to vote for the other contestant. This is the point where I believe that i fucked up personally.
I added this thinkpiece accusing op of associating all mcyters with Dream (who we all hate for the record) despite them not alluding to him at all. This is because tumblr has a history of disimissing all mcyters as... everything that dream was been accused of. Op did allude to not caring for mcyt. but they didn't say what i accused them of. This is important to point out because this reblog of mine is still being spread. Jellie was in the lead at the time, but not by the time i woke up next morning.
I won't be including anyone else's additions because I don't want to put blame on any specific person. Just felt like clearing up mine.
3. The Fuckening
Some time later op made this post to their personal blog:
which is insanely shitty because, as other people have pointed out, the "lame ass youtube cat" didn't die to inconvinience op or ruin their fun, and people would have probably voted for her anyway because jelly is universally beloved in the mcyt community. This isn't anti democratic. This post was added to the poll with a caption saying op should not be running this poll, and it took off. Op later went on to say that this was a joke:
This apology was not taken well by people, (including me) because "you were not meant to see it" isn't an apology and they still very much made fun of someone's pet dying. Safe to say this did not make the drama stop and only added fuel to the flame. I believe this was the point where the conversation of mcyt fans being unjustly sent hate to was reignited.
We should discuss that! it's a real thing that happens often and is equal to childish bullying. However, in this case, OP was the only one getting sent hate to my knowledge. The notes were mostly saturated by mcyt fans, and even now i can only find one or two hateful stance towards us under the whole 20k notes post.
4. Conclusions
Op posted a second apology to the catoftheyear blog to try and calm people down (i believe this is comprehensive and a lot better than the previous one) The blog was deactivated shortly after, so i only have my phone screenshots of it that i also added to the poll itself at some point:
(Edit) Here's proof that op did not write the justification they got criticised for, from the notes of the original poll:
This apology didn't get seen, or get accepted by enough people, so op made this statement on their personal:
Needless to say I am deeply dissapointed (and guilty) that it's come to this. Yes, op said tasteless things that made us all angry, but telling a human being to commit suicide is worse than being insensitive about a stranger's pet dying. Even after I posted about the blog being decatived i had someone come into my notes to wish that "they never find happiness" i mean wtf. This isn't like shipping where we can do whatever without the content creator's input. this is fucking harrowing and i can't imagine how i'd feel if this was done in my/my pet's name especially after losing them as recently as a week ago.
I hope no one from hermitcraft who is on here (let alone scar holy shit) learns about this like they did with previous lighthearted tournaments. If you truly respect the creators you claim to be a fan of as people, you do not tell people to kill themselves over them. And finally, let Jellie fucking rest, guys. she had a long, good life. I hope op can come back and also avoids behaving like this if they ever wish to do so. I'm angrier at mcytblr, though.
#catoftheyear#jellie#tw animal death#tw suicide bait#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#adding to main tags so people see this instead of the poll itself with no context on how it ended#If this breaches containment and gets used as a reason to hurt mcyt fans i am going zo eat whoever is doing that#catoftheyeartournament#jellie the cat
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also shoutout to the magnus protocol for choosing to store Important Spooky Documents in the Least Secure way possible. at least you had to physically acquire the archives cassette tapes. someones gonna go in there and just. delete their windows 95 horror classifications for fun. sam's going to get doxxed
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I demand an AU where Laios' leg gets fucking crunched during the Red Dragon Battle (re-attachment impossible), and Marcille practices the whole necro-magic first by givin' him a new leg! With Red Dragon Blood/Flesh, he also gets put under the same command as Falin, except since it's only a leg, the curse slowly becomes more and more powerful until the eventual transformation above!!! :D AKA Ah Fuck, Took Too Long Overthrowing the Dungeon Lord, Get Monster'd. Lion + Red Dragon, because I like it. Laios would think it's cool, too, so there. The trade of Cool Monster is Sense of Self / Consciousness eroding into nothing (monster body, monster brain), though, so he's basically on an extra timer to stop/overthrow the Dungeon Lord, or experience a kind of death of sorts. Random idea I had to get outta my head, y'know?
#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#fanart#procreate art#digital art#dungeon meshi my beloved#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi laios#i think laios would enjoy being a monster and figuring out his abilities like this BUT the thing is the more monstrous he gets the more-#-he's under the dungeon lord's spell and obeys their whims#consciousness and sens of self is slowly crumbling! a sort of death within itself as a trade off#at first the commands only kinda work when he's asleep since otherwise it's weak enough to dismiss?#sleepwalking type deal to look for the Guy I Forgot the Name Of#eventually it gets stronger and harder to ignore the monstrous he becomes?#i think eating helps sedate the urge as the Monster Obeying Dungeon Master is eased by eating ???? i dunno ???#dunmeshi#laios dungeon meshi#laios touden#dunmeshi laios#dungeon meshi fanart#dunmeshi fanart#fan art#dungeon meshi au
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shinsou midoriya bullied kid solidarity is the most important thing on earth in fact
#talking#bnha posting#it's about struggling to recognise how bad the things that happened to you were until you see it reflected in a friend#it's about having this thing in your past that feels too ugly and shameful to talk about until you find someone who really gets it#guys it's 2020 again in fact. my brain is eating itself. time is a flat circle#maybe i will make a reclist for this specific thing
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That’s because Bacon has lots of salt and you need salt like any other mineral you need. If you don’t have enough of these minerals your body will tell you by being messed up and making your mood bounce around. Sometimes a slat boost (or other minimal) is what you need sometimes it’s not but when ever my mental health starts to show signs of not being good I eat all the right minerals sometimes it work sometimes it does not but Salt rocks!!!!!
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#that may have part of it#but like it was probably mostly just that i finally pushed myself to Get Up and do something for a bit#so it was much more the frying something and then getting to eat it than like anything in the food itself
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are the dogs in your universe colorblind? and if so has that effected the popularity of different dye colors in any way?
The dogs in my universe see the same spectrum of color humans do. This is one of those seemingly small details that would cause big, dominoing changes in their worldview and culture if I altered it, and I feel like it's just not worth the hassle. Dogs in real life see blue, yellow and muted green fine, but red and orange are completely absent, and my art tends to be more warm toned, with recurring reds and oranges.
#Machete for example would have no reason to wear (expensively dyed) red clothes if no one could see the color red#I wandered off to compare some theoretized dog vision charts#and I think his signature orangish scarlet might show up as something closer to desaturated olive?#which is nice in itself but would not have the same effect#they also have the same diets as humans for this same reason#finding substitutes for every ordinary food that dogs can't eat would be a pain#answered#anonymous#Vaschete lore
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what did you think abt the way laios defeated the winged lion...,, when you said you started reading I rlly wanted to hear your thoughts on that specific scene
if i put on my big boy analysis pants at some point i'll try to come up with some more coherent and satisfying commentary on that entire sequence of events, but in the interest of answering your question quickly before i have to go to work, i absolutely loved that laios defeated the winged lion not through a contest of raw physical or metaphysical strength or intelligence (though it was undeniably an intelligent strategy which showed the sheer depth and wealth of laios' knowledge and understanding of monsters) but by using its own nature against it, setting it up as the architect of its own destruction. laios combined all the strengths of a predatory animal and an experienced hunter to distract the lion with a tantalising feast while he aimed for the one vital mark that would incapacitate it, and his gamble paid off as he was able to consume its entire reason for being, shrunken to a manageable size by the lion's possesion of laios' human body, whilst the lion was too busy trying to fit its jaws around the world to stop him. it kind of reminds me of how heracles bested the nemean lion, using its own claws and teeth to skin its pelt and claim it as his own.
also this panel just fucks so severely. "devourer of all things horrible", indeed.
#bro really overcame the manifestation of ravenous infinity itself with the old 'you are what you eat' trick#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#?
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#this is a joke#as you can tell by the post directly below it#but everyone in the world reblogging it immediately took it seriously#and even people who know it is a joke will be confused regardless#because the idea of someone thinking like this despite them not being real is upsetting#I use a spoon it makes sense for my kind of rice#lots of people use their hands!#lots of asian countries have hands as the standard for eating rice#saying chopsticks is the main one in the notes is more stupid than the poll itself be serious
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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John Constantine was in prison.
No, not a normal, mortal prison. Those wouldn't be able to hold him like this one does.
No, he's imprisoned in the Infinity Realm.
The warden of the establishment is Walker, someone whose blood sings Witch Hunter.
If that wasn't bad enough, with every second, it gets worse. Angels decided to interfere in a realm not in possession of their God.
Who's idea was it to go against the Infintiy Realm? Are they nuts?
"John Constantine," One of the messangers steps forward. There is no weapon in sight, yet.
"Under the scrutiny of Heaven, we were sent to retrieve you for a trial." Their voice clipped, blond hair shimmering a soft green and John is sweating buckets.
"Your deals with various demon folk and such shall be judged unter gods court and—"
A loud bang echoes through the hall, Walker's men are surrounding the beings of heaven and particular brave soul steps forward.
The lad is young, can't be older than Bat's Robin. He walks with an air of authority, white hair floating against gravity's rules and towering before the flock of messangers.
"How dare—"
The boy, the godling– growls.
He blocks their view of Constantine, staring them down.
Some of the angels fall back, wings arched and ready for a fight, weapons still not in sight however.
"I am Phantom, King of God's of the Infinity Realm." The child with a title too much for such small shoulders bear, introduces himself.
It sends the flock into mild panic. Constantine is just a bit satisfied at the change.
"Returns to your god and tell him this, every Constantine bearing the title Laughing Magician is under my protection."
For such a small stature, his voice is booming, the command thinly veiled as a threat and icicles forming around him.
"Tell him that if he ever dares to breach my territory once more, I will not hesitate to call war upon heaven."
The main angel of the flock, the one that had read out Constantines sentence, hesitated only for a moment before urging the others to leave.
Posture stiff and movements jerky.
They didn't expect to be told off like this, John muses.
He only slightly dreads when phantoms attention drifts to him finally, a light knock on the metal bars and the whole wall was gone.
"Follow me, John Constantine."
And John does.
He'll sweet talk himself out of this on the way to his doom. Like always.
—
("Unpopular belief, but I actually quite like you." Danny had stated once in the garden, sitting on a table and drinking tea. John hadn't touched his cup nor desert at all, cannot trust those of the infinite after all.)
(A rip into the green before them had created a portal, a gateway.
"Leave, Laughing Magician. Hold onto that necklace, it will ward off anyone with the intent to harm and deals as a warning to those working for the immortal."
And as John steps forward, his eyes meet toxic green.
"We will see one another again, sooner or later. Farewell, Jester."
The portal spat him out in his apartment in New York, if it wasn't for the protection charm, Constantine would have believed it to be a mere dream. A warning.)
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#let me share my world builidng here#implied that god in constantine is one of the kings#there are many king of gods#theyre usually the leaders of a realm and together create the council of Yggdrasil#god wants to have words with Constantine#u guys can decide whats up with heaven to have beef with connie#connie is dannys favorite to watcg#this mans life is a shit show#dannys eating sm popcorn#wdym GOD wants his man??? aint no way hes getting whats MINE#-danny#god may have created everyhting they know#might be older than time itself#but they are not older than the infinite#the realms of the unruly#the glue between everything that is to exist and has already been done#god cant fight what is not theirs#every realms of king of gods is just a masisve dick measure contest tbf
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cruelest thing that kpop has ever done is impose a "you can't eat anything" rule on their idols in the country that says "have you eaten today?" as a way of showing love
#yena talks#so much of korean... affection? centers around eating and eating well and asking if youve eaten as a sign of love and concern#bc historically it just holds so much significance to like. actually have enough to eat that the question is engraved into our culture#and rvery time fans ask idols if theyve eaten it always come from a place of love but it breaks my heart because it's just so so likely that#the answer they give is either a) a lie or b) misleading because theyre not allowed to eat as much as they ought#also just the symbolism. “have you eaten today” = i love you; “you cant eat” = the opposite of that#like the whole diet culture/ obsession with looking perfect is of course so damaging by itself but it feels even more cruel like this yk#this is an exaggeration btw like i know kpop has done way worse things but this still breaks my heart
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🐉 x 🌸♀️
🌸: "This is the worst day this week. My appetite's completely fucked up."
🐉: "You even threw up your breakfast earlier. Do try to eat even an oatmeal with fruit bits."
🌸: "I don't know... I feel completely lethargic and lowkey irritable. I don't have the energy to eat. Just sitting up makes me nauseous... I just want to sleep."
🐉: "A sudden change in appetite, nausea, mood swings, tiredness... I feel like I've seen these symptoms before..."
🐉, gasping at the realization: "Could it be..!"
🌸: "Don't worry, it's just my period."
🐉: "... You're currently bleeding?"
🌸: "Yeah, so you can sleep comfortably this time too, haha."
🐉: "..."
He closes his eyes, inhales, and breathes out a heavy, audible, obviously despondent sigh.
🌸: "Why... why do you look so upset. Shouldn't you be relieved."
Another long sigh.
🐉: "My ancestors must be disappointed in me. I failed this time, yet again."
🌸: "Why."
🌸, for a moment, forgot that he's not like the other guys.
#inspired by my own brain wanting to kill itself by refusing to eat#idk why but my period hormones don't like me eating#I'm already thin I'll be bony soon at this rate#sigh#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely
sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#[insert my cake vs tart vs pie translations into eng rant here yes my eye twitched lets move on.]#im sorry has maffhew never had merengue in his life girl you live in soflo with so many hispanic bakeries#wdym you dont know how to eat merengue yeah if you use that much force its gonna cave in on itself 😭😭😭😭#(man who grew up in america) “never afraid of that [powdered sugar]”#man with texture issues likes the spongy cake and not the one thats texture hell because its airy and dry#and if youre not used to it feels weird. shocker!#as someone w texture issues if its a really bad day i cant even eat it either despite how much i like it yeah i get its a chalky texture#but girl we do have to take you on like a pastry soflo tour im so serious#runebergin torttu reigning superior yeah#kills me the way maffhew just repeats everything wrong and im like oh his ears are POPPED popped after that flight huh#my guy hows your auditorial processing just asking#“keep the flag” sasha hes sentimental don't encourage his trinket collection#“runebergin torttu” “roodoboo stars?” its like talking to my grandmother at this point its beautiful#the 1619 date is intricate huh boys
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may I interest you in Emperor Sigma being a menace
#his second eye is the nebula itself#also this Siebren atm is being torn apart into billion pieces and reassembled on the iss he just hadn't realized it yet#tfw you temporarily die and meet an eldritchified version of yourself who tells you to eat shit and git gud#mik draws#sigma overwatch#siebren de kuiper#overwatch 2#overwatch#fanart#tw eye contact#drawing#digital drawing#digital art#bouncing between existential dread and memes at the speed of a plinko ball
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