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[wizardpropagandist]

it has just fully registered that the Wizard council isn’t, in fact, a silly little joke but an actual thing. With like powers and shit. Powerful powers. And that I may or may not have broken several of the rules put forth by this wizard council with powerful powers.

[bananafire11]

He has arriiiived. I think i got almost everyones suggestions.... oh and wretched is there too

[happypeachsludgeflower]

How awful do you have to be for Heaven to nickname you “the three tumors” when Feng Xin and Mu Qing are around constantly destroying the capital while everyone laughs about it??

Ling Wen, Shi Wudu, and Pei Ming. What did you do??

[wardensantoineandevka]

it's kind of funny that we're back at the start, as it was known from the very beginning, as the story always was, the old lore: "the Divine Gate was built in response to the destruction and suffering of the Calamity as the Prime Deities realized was far too much and, as such, they needed to also remove themselves from Exandria to protect it from the ruin that the gods dwelling here brings"

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[pennykinz]

“Ben Tennyson doesn’t go around wrecking stuff!”

[1-800-luvmail]

had a funny idea of having a long distance relationship w/ johnathan ohnn and remaining in touch even after the whole collider incident but being completely left in the dark abt the whole situation.

at some point in your relationship, he seems to go radio silent— which does in fact make you panic— but then he's back!!! and everything is normal again between the two of you! well,,, kind of?

weirdly, he prefers calls and texts over facetime now. and yes, it is kinda odd that he never talks about his job at alchemax anymore. nor does he reply as quickly to your calls or texts,,, but you don't mind! of course, he hasn't been exactly told you what happened but he swears he will. eventually. at some point.

you hear on the news about a new villain causing chaos and shit around where he lives so you— having no clue— tell him to stay extra safe!

you also ask him abt wtf is going on there becuz??? hello? does shit like that just happen in new york?

yeah so he doesn't tell you. but he can't hide it forever.

especially because he's not the only one with secrets! you've got the plane ticket already, excited to surprise him with a visit.

ft. crappy edit of the meme becuz i cant stop giggling 2 myself. itz not even funny im jus amused easily (*´ｰ｀)ゞ

[yuhig-blog]

Am I missing out on some inside joke?????

Why is Sukuna an ‘angel’???😭 and why is everyone in the comments agreeing?? I don’t get it. There must be a part of the manga I haven’t read bro cus what……

[1mm4d13]

“Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”

[ruler-of-thorns]

Ruler of the Abyss

[ramblebrambleamble]

"But then I realised that the things that interested me and brought me joy terrified and hurt everyone else."

I always wondered why Durin died in such a relatively good mood but Elynas' words make it make more sense. It's not that Venti's music kinda hypnotised him to make him stop attacking Mondstat; it's that he was just playing the whole time. Unfortunately, his idea of playing terrified and hurt the populace.

It's also interesting that Elynas has the potential to be brought back to life despite being an entire literal pile of bones. But it begs the question of what death is, if it is not a true death. What is it that makes his bones and his being remain, when all the small things we kill turn to dust? Why does Durin's heart still beat? Is Durin the mountain, now? Is the reason Dragonspine is so dangerous that, even now, he does not understand his own strength?

[zeawesomeness]

A message from my goobers to Kendra

I had this idea at 3 am You don't have to draw anything for it, I just wanted to send it your way

[raspberrystruck]

want a Hermitcraft hero vs villains au but everyone’s just. horrible at their jobs. classic cartoon villain doc. People either never fall for his traps or they fail spectacularly. Xisuma has this reputation for being like a number one villain. He’s not. Don’t let his scary armor fool you. Scar as a “hero” but he can be pretty easily swayed wherever his best interest lies. Grian as a vigilante, doesn’t really care about hero vs villain but truly loves messing w both. Chaotic balance. Mumbo being a civilian. Like /the/ cartoon civilian who gets captured everytime. Imagine the villains like kidnapping him and mumbo’s just. A little oblivious. He’s like working on a lab project or reading a book. Heroes come to save him. He’s horribly confused.

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

When in doubt

turn yourself into a stoat

[yourbuerokrat2]

I really hope that Aaravos gets free and starts the Apocalypse in season 6 although it would be hilarious if all of Aaravos' planning and manipulation only leads to him being free for like four episodes in season 7 till he gets defeated.

[syn4k]

keys pov: the body is on its period and the resident Cursebearer™️ is near front