#it can;t be coffee
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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pasta? coffee? some horrific inside joke? infidelity??
"cream me up, daddy" -saph to me
#please don't take any of these seriously#it can;t be coffee#i added cream to coffee once and i was then put out of commision for 3 hours#it hurt me#''your just lactosde intoelderesnt'' shut up if i can't spell it it isn't real
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I fucking hate being into GT sometimes, I just wanted to think about my OCs drinking coffee together, which led to me thinking "Oh could the tiny even drink the coffee or would that amount of caffeine kill them?" Which has forced me to learn math i did not want to learn in the first place and also about cubes and shit? Somehow also velocity????? This is bullshit I've decided they can drink the coffee I'm not learning all that
#giant/tiny#g/t#giant tiny#gt thoughts#its fucking stupid#i just wanted to find out hoe much caffeine it would take to kill someone who is tiny or if caffeine intske wpuld remajn the same#im too stupid for this shit#ive decided they can judt drink the coffee and ignore the actual facts becsuse i do it abyways with gt
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a bioware game tradition datv def carries on for me personally is that i just don't vibe with any of the comp/comp or comp/npc ship they cooked up.
#altho i should say that i am glad we get a wlw ship and a mlm ship respectively#at least i don't have to read abt how emmr*ch is actually straight like with g*le#but looking at the characters and their characteristics#l*canis and n*ve are bland as all the coffee talk#also to me it's weird he'll romance n*ve who picked minrathous too just like a rook might#who is then locked out of the romance#str*fe and emmr*ch feels like the devs going#ok emmr*ch is older#who is an older char we can pair him with#and the single one char in emmr*ch's age range in the game is str*fe#whether or not they interacted before or have any similarities#'a man like that needs romance' does he tho emmr*ch#you never talked to him how would you know#and t*ash and h*rding is... yeah#'you smell good'#ok.jpg#i'm trying to remember if i ever liked a comp/comp romance before and i don't think so#i think it's wasted resources tbh#this is not hate to any of the involved individual chars btw#just critical of the decisions made#rose plays datv#text: personal#datv critical#i mean not really but you know#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers#tbd
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I know they're British.
But reading the classic Sherlock Holmes stories, it is still hilarious how often the subjects get themselves into a ✨Situation ✨ because they felt compelled to take a tea break.
#the three students#the naval treaty#those are just the first two that come to mind#you can bet if somebody needs to go get their tea#they are coming back to a body#or a missing diplomatic document#t is the harbinger of death#grab some cocoa whydontcha#sherlock holmes#acd holmes#british people#Watson is a coffee drinker#I salute you#you sensible gay soldier man#he knows what's up
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"What'swrong?? What do you see, girl???"
Your stomach: grhhhhhgllrrr
":(" /jk
I feel you though as someone lactoseintolerant with a gastric disease and I'm so sorry for your tummy troubles. I hope the beast calms down.
DUDE2EWEE2EE2 im lactose intolerant toooooo but like on specific cases weirdly enough, like i can eat pasta carbonara (favorite) and ice cream and stuff but if i have a glass of milk i am dead
#AND I DIDNT USED T B LACTOSE INTOLERANT........ when i found out about it i was devastated bc i love eating my oreos with milk#i also used to drink a metric shit ton of coffee thats like 80 percent milk and sugar with a shot of espresso#theres the lactose free milk but it doesnt hit the same 😔 theres also those contraceptive pills but for lactose intolerances idk what#theyre called but i dont have those#but i will b okay ! with my half a pill of ibuprofen i can do anything#franswers
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Susato tries coffee
#and from then on she stuck to tea bc shes no longer allowed to have coffee#aa time travel au#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#susato mikotoba#ryunosuke naruhodo#phoenix wright#maya fey#artists on tumblr#id in alt text#if anyone is curious as to what susato is saying:#Oh my god Naruhodo-san you won't believe this stuff I've read through all of Mr. Wright's law books twice already and reorganized his#shelves five times and I think I can run to Japan and back with this stuff I can read all of Lord Stronghart's books like this you've got t#then it cuts off
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they are similar
#painting is Interlude by Jeremy Lipking#my beautiful Neki#I must tell you all how beautiful he is waking up in the morning.#he tries to blink the drowsiness from his eyes but he gives up so quickly#he isn’t fully awake for another half hour or so!! but I rush ahead#he’ll sometimes do some stretches when he gets out of bed#common one is the Touka Stretch! he reaches his arms over his head and grabs the opposite elbows!#he has very pretty arms. pretty muscles. his complexion is very even but his skin is a little dry#Kaneki likes to leave the curtains undrawn overnight so when the morning comes it illuminates him so wonderfully!#I love how he looks bathed in light he is truly a marvel#I love when he wears t shirt and shorts or briefs to bed unbeatable boy combo#anyway when he leaves his room he might go take a pee or splash his face or something (usually it’s bathroom time) but immediately after#he sets up the kettle to boil so he can have his morning coffee#the coffee is extremely important!!!!!! it is what will actually wake him up!!!!!!!!#until this point his house could’ve been moved to a different planet and he wouldn’t even notice#this is a secret but sometimes while waiting for it to boil if he’s leaning against the counter and no one else is up#he’ll start drifting off again…… don’t tell anyone 🤫 it’s really cute#and when he sips his coffee.. he may do a little sigh…#he’s only up that early when he has somewhere to be though otherwise my boy will sleep in so late#and then he goes to sit with his friends or somewhere where he can watch them a bit while he gets himself together#maybe Banjou will look at his bed hair and say “huh. you look like a dandelion”#and it’s true he is the most wonderful dandelion there is because you don’t even have to make a wish#he alone is like every wish come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my Kaneki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌱🥰#kaneki time#kaneki ken
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oc idea where a sleepy girl is constantly pulling all nighters to get assignments done so when shes asleep shes out for the night. the borrower in the house gets too used to that fact and tries going for her coffee and sleepy girl wakes up
#the power of gt ocs took over my body to make this happen#more wlw gt ocs because i cant get enough of itttttt#gt#g/t#giant tiny#giant/tiny#borrower#borrower oc#also yea story wise these two would fall in love#IM A SUCKER FOR LOVE STORIES AND PINING AAAAAHHGHGHHH#this is MY self indulgent art im allowed >:3#okay okay ready for rambles? sleepy would pretend that she doesnt have any suspicions and carry on life#starts leaving snacks and foods out in the kitchen#leaves stuff around the house to make it easier for the borrower to climb#borrower is oblivious dumbass who thinks shes just super good at this recently#scene where sleepy dozes off to a show and opens her eyes later to borrower watching the show from behind her coffee cup#sighing and closing her eyes so that the borrower can watch her show#shes seen this episode anyways#damn i really put this all in the tags#hmm#thx for reading lol#oc max#oc evelyn
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Saw my friends that got me into cod today and one of them was wearing a Simon Ghost Riley shirt and the other had Soap dogtags and skeleton gloves hell yeah nice to see we're still on brand
#Just three guys hanging out and talking about war criminals in the coffee shop#I gotta get that misspelled captian price t shirt that Early posted one time so I can be on brand too
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omigieeee good morning and happy wednesday friendz ! the sun is shining out today and i’m sensing good things on the horizon !! chopper is here to say don’t forget to drink water + unclench your jaws !! 🤍
#i don’t have too much to yap about but i wanted to say hulloooo and wish everyone a good day (ㅅ´ ˘ `)#BUT !!#had a dream about zoro last night#nothing can ruin my day now (this better not jinx it .)#but i’m also very eeepyyy and looking forward to my coffee heheheee#i’m getting dinner with the bestie tonight and i’m very excited mweheheee#then hopefully finishing my kuroo fic T^T which lowkey took a life of its own and now i’m intimidated by it#but i hope it’ll be good !! might be an au i continue tbh >_<#WAH okay time for me to goooo <33 sending out lots of love !!!#₊˚⊹ ᰔ xoxo aims#ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ — ✩ daily yap.
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Watch your step!
Will and Louis belong to @peachnewt and her series, Getting in Deep.
#g/t#giant/tiny#getting in deep#gid#drawns#louis patriarch#william james rowe#I wanted to doodle them but not put a ton of detail into things before work#so here's That#I know it's mermay I will try to draw them for the nautilus or h2o au soon#also do NOT worry. this just happens.#it is very easy to lose sunglasses at work#luckily he has a fanboy to help pick him up and hide him in his hands until he can get back up to size#if he even wants to get back to size after this. I don't know. falling asleep in the crook of Will's arm while he works on paper work#and getting easy infinite coffee + copious amounts of snacks to relax with#seems like a very good deal to me
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me: MY HAIRLINE IS RECEDING OH NO OH FUCK
also me: full time student (worth noting i wrote stupid here at first without realizing), 20-30 hours in customer service every week, teaching myself 3/4 classes, teaching myself advanced algebra with a teacher (basically just a proctor) who shuts down any/all asks for help, juggling college financial woes, navigating dying relationships/people abandoning and/or attacking me bc i don't have time for things i used to anymore, none of my hobbies are making me happy when and if i have time for them,, i have no time for myself, i'm on my second all-nighter this week, i'm perpetually exhausted in a way sleep isn't fixing, my body aches because i'm so tired, and i'm barely able to stay asleep when i do get the chance bc the anxiety wakes me up
my hairline: two hops this time!
#i'm so stressed man#sehtoast rambles#sehtoast vents? fuck if i know#i just feel like i can't get ahead#i used to be able to get all my shit done by friday and have the bulk of the weekend to myself#but that's not doable at all this term#i just had a whole ass mental breakdown over fucking homework#like i'm almost grateful T made it near impossible for me to cry bc like#i was going to have a whole sobbing crying breakdown and at least i only had to feel the mental and physical anguish of it instead#it's 3am and i just made coffee so i can do the rest of my work#luckily the last two are super little in comparison but#i can't keep doing 30 pages of notes with 10 pages of homework and a 40 question 'quiz' for math#on top of making like 7 excel spreadsheets a week#not including the 50 page readings for management plus the 50 questions that follow and the writing assignments#i'm so glad my ids class is easy. dr s is my personal jesus christ for being so gentle with her students#idk i'm just... really not doin well rn#at all#idk if anyone read this far in#if you did ily and appreciate you
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ok. au where barty and lily are criminal law barristers (suspend your disbelief and imagine bcj would even attempt to do anything on the side of the law for just one singular moment, for the sake of this au) and they work in the same chambers. yet they constantly find themselves on opposite sides of the courtroom, representing the opposing sides, standing up for different values. they can’t help but establish a rivalry, which quickly turns into a blood-feud level enmity between them (because they’re them). lily thinks he’s entitled and lacks morals and initially assumed he only got the position due his father’s own status in the government, only for barty to turn out to be a fucking brilliant lawyer, which only makes lily hate him more. barty finds lily’s ‘uptightness’ extremely irritating and he hates how she thinks she always knows best, or acts like she has some sort of moral high ground over him. they bicker over the smallest things, like who gets which pupilage, or which timings for lunch, or what type of paper the chambers should order. it annoys every single other person in the vicinity, yet they’re the two best barristers in the whole chambers so they will never be kicked out…if only they could get along…if only…
#t#they resolve it by constantly fucking. a lot. until hate sex turns into…not-hate sex? although neither will admit it.#barty proudly proclaims lily as his ‘rival’ and she rolls her eyes primly and claims it is a childish notion#and yet when he moves on and playfully makes someone else as his ‘nemesis’ lily is left feeling…is that jealousy?!?!!#on the daily one can find them stood on either end of the kitchen table shouting over who gets stuck with the chipped coffee cup#lily who wears power suits every day and barty who once came in in a leopard onsie#bartylily#barty crouch jr#lily evans#t: bartylily
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Footage yet to be taken of me eating breakfast tomorrow knowing the loki finale happened the way it did
#T LOOK HAPPY#THEY#sorry followers Ik this is not what most of you signed on for#but omg#DUDE#this finale is DESTROYING me#I'm really feeling that irate donut dunk#and I'm going to need all the coffee I can get tomorrow to function even remotely like a normal human being#who has not stayed up two hours past their usual crashing hours to ship lokius and now has to live with the consequences#he's ALONE#mobius is...WHATEVER MOBIUS IS IDK BUT HE DOESNRE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER#TOGETHER#IT"S THEIR THING SINCE DAY ONE#lokius#loki#mobius#loki show#loki series#loki season 2#loki finale
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i cant sleep fuck my LIFFEEE i have a doctor appt at 8 fucking am that i literally cannot miss i already didnt sleep last night. why am i not tired. someone put me out of my fucking misery god
#idk why im not even fucking tired i havent been drinking coffee#i even smoked??? do i. smoke more??? but cigs r so fucking gross if they cant even put me to sleep anymore#im getting back on t btw#need to ask dr if she can rec me to therapists/psychs who have actually worked with trans patients 💀#2025 mental stability will it happen probably not#but we ball regardless
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