#it all came randomly together it's so wtf

[james-is-here]

EHEM I need to rant about this and you're my favourite kpop writer so-

Imagine member reader who just CAN NOT be serious about his social media. He has 3 accounts on every platform, 1 for that's literally just him being an idol and shit, and 1 where he stalkes stays edits/posts about him and comments as if he's a fan and occasionally posts memes. One time he fucked up and sent a post that was supposed to be on meme account on idol account and fans go absolutely insane like "wtf is this??".

But on the 3rd one he's sooo troll-y. He pretends to be a fan account of himself and or the group and just randomly takes videos of himself or the group to post, again, acting like a fan. So stays are like "OMG DUDE WHERE DID YOU GET THIS STUFF FROM" and "OMG SOURCE?!?!" but people get suspicious when he's just like 🤷‍♂️. And they keep asking where these videos/photos are coming from and he's just like "just trust me bro🙌" until he gets like scolded by one of the members.

(I'm so sorry I didn't mean to rant like this I just thought it was so funny and needed to tell SOMEONE)

Omg wait that is so adorable and hilarious. Also knowing I'm your favorite makes me so giddy.

So Mn has three pages, his page he posted with the others, a private account, and a fan account.

He had just posted a slideshow of photos from an event he went to then ended up in a scrolling spiral, just watching random videos and he comes across an edit of him and Felix being sassy together and he giggles softly as he opens the comments and he's reading the comments and one said "Sass Kings" and Mn couldn't help himself and commented his reply "We slay." and then he just goes on to the next video.

A few minutes later, his notifications are going off and people are replying to his comment and that's when he realized what account he used and without giving context he just...deleted the comment.

Then people started making memes about the "Mn Comment moment" like someone created a "I was there for the Mn comment" ticket meme.

I have an idea for the third one, he posts videos of him bugging the members or sneaky videos he took when the others were cuddling with him.

His most watched video with a butt-ton of comments asking for the source is a clip of a video he recorded of him sitting sideways on the couch and back hugging Chan who was on his laptop, a blanket over both of them on Chan's lap and Mn's face isn't visible since it was resting on Chan's shoulder not facing the phone. Fans could see Chan leaning back into Mn's body and in the clip Chan turns his head and whispers something that has Mn tightening his hold around Chan. His most liked photos is a candid shot of Hyunjin looking back over his shoulder while painting, brush still hovering over the canvas.

People were commenting how cute it was but also where it came from and how this unknown user kept getting these videos and photos.

His third page (I'm gonna name SKZ Archive) made its way to a few of the boys and at first the ones who found it were confused as hell and worried until they realized and payed more attention to the photo or video that they remembered where it came from.

Mn was responsible though! He didn't post invasive photos of the others, he posted a shirtless photo of himself every now and again but thats it.

He got scolded by his dad but he was told he could keep the account since it's not all the harmless.

I have a social media maker, I could actually make this. Would y'all want media posts?

--Can I insert an idea I had with Ateez?--

Mn posting a video on his third account in his room and it starts with him struggling to prop up his phone and once it's set, he steps back and Wooyoung is attached to him on his back. Mn takes his hands off his legs to show that he was no contribution to holding the male up, it's all Wooyoung. Then Mn looks off screen with a smile but then it falls when whoever he's looking at is suddenly in frame and Mn has to catch him. Now he has Wooyoung on his back while slowly loosing grip on Seonghwa and a second later, Seonghwa is going down with Mn and Wooyoung in tow, crashing to the floor and Wooyoung lets go of Mn but the way he landed when he let go had him kneeing both Mn and Seonghwa at the same time and when he realized and heard the both of them groan he started spewing apologies between his laughter.

Mn was semi curled up on top of Seonghwa and both couldn't stop laughing, Mn eventually slowly rolled off Seonghwa and now all three of them couldn't stop laughing at the events that happened.

Fans found the whole thing hilarious and a lot speculated something happened at Mn and Seonghwa's combined groans and Wooyoung's apologies, some were more focused on the laughter and others were trying to figure out where this video came from.

[maweallgotohell]

OKAY NO WAIT

I was reading fanfiction a few minutes ago, right? And it was about halloween costumes. Well, Cameron in halloween costumes.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST RANDOMLY CAME TO MY MIND?!?!

okok y’all aren’t ready for this scenario-

Imagine it being Halloween and yn and Cam are going to go to a Halloween party of one of their friends. He knew what costume you’d choose, because you loved it so much, you couldn’t shut up about it. He, however, kept his costume choice a secret. You were lowkey scared he’d come up with something either incredibly scary, weird or stupid but it was

so.

much.

worse.

Or better, in your case.

After a few years of you and him being in a relationship, you randomly told him, that you had an immense crush on his character Jerome Valeska when you were 17. You were a few years younger than him. He was 30 now and you were 25. So when he was 22, you were 17, which was when they released the second season of Gotham. (This shit took all my math knowledge omfg)

You two laughed about it together. Cameron was a bit surprised that you randomly shared your teenage crushes with him, but he found it cute and funny.

So anyways.

It was the evening of the party and you already waited for him in the kitchen, already wearing your (fav costume) costume.

Cam‘s costume must’ve been very time-, skill- and effort-consuming, because he had called someone he once worked with, to help him with it. By the time you were really curious about his costume. Why did he make it such a secret?

You didn’t want to be late, so you knocked on the bathroom door and called:“ Cam, darling, are you ready soon? We’re gonna be late.“

„Yeah, yeah, just a sec, hun!“, he answered from the other side of the door, giggling like a little child.

What the hell was up with him? His costume must be really great.

You went back down the stairs and waited for him at the bottom of the staircase.

After a few minutes, you heard the bathroom door creak open upstairs and him giggling. As he came downstairs you turned around and-

You couldn’t believe your eyes.

Were you dreaming?

Wth was happening.

In front of you stood your boyfriend.

As Jerome mf Valeska.

You stopped breathing for a bit and felt like passing out any second. All those butterflies you felt for the character in your teens-

They were back.

„You like it?“, Cam smirked.

You just stared at him.

Then you just broke out into loud laughter.

„Wtf Cam HAHAHAH WHAT IS THIS“

You had to grab onto your thighs for support while wheezing and laughing.

„I thought, for this Halloween, I’d go as your teenage crush.“, he joined in on your laughter.

„I can’t take this Cam omfg. It’s so weird. I can’t take you seriously with this, you know that right?“

„Nah, I think you’re just even more in love with me right now.“, he grinned proudly.

„Yeah true.“

„Sooo“, he asked, a mischievous smirk on his face.

„ You still in love with lil ol‘ me?“, he asked in his deep Jerome voice.

Your face dropped.

„There is no way you can still do that.“, you said, blushing like mad.

He began laughing again.

„ Guess your crush on him is still there.“, he grinned.

„Yeah I guess the fictional crushes of teenage girls will never leave them.“, you said, a hand now over your mouth, still in shock.

„ Then let’s make little Yn‘s teenage dream come true and let her spend an evening with her bad boyfriend, Jerome Valeska.“, he grinned, placing an arm around your hip as he started guiding you towards the front door to leave.

„You know I’ll not be able to process this the whole evening, right?“, you asked, still a bit in shock.

„Yep.“, he grinned happily.

„Maybe my hot gf will be all over me even more the whole evening.“, he said, leaning down towards your ear, then whispering.

„ You look very hot btw hun. Gotta make sure to not let my feelings take over and take you home again just so I can have you all to myself, huh?“, he smirked.

You blushed. Yn exe literally stopped working.

You had literally the best boyfriend, Cameron Monaghan, who was also Jerome Valeska today..

Wtf.

„I love you so much Cameron, you know that?“

He smiled at you.

„ If you want you could even call me Jerome or J today.“, he smirked.

„But yeah, I know that. I love you too. And I love you more.“, he smiled proudly.

„But just don’t fall for Jerome more than for me, alright?“, he asked jokingly.

„No can do.“, you laughed at him as he poked your sides and started to tickle you as a response to your sassy answer.

—————

At the party, you two leaned on the bar waiting for your drinks. Well basically he leaned with his back against the bar and you leaned with your back against his hard chest, him having his arms around you. He put his head onto your shoulder and let out a sigh, making you shoot him a questioning look.

Then he raised his voice in the Jerome tone.

„It just feels good to be back.“

You giggled.

„Just don’t start killing people for real okay?“

„Why not? I wouldn’t harm you of course, doll. You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde.“, he murmured in your ear in that raspy voice.

You laughed.

„Hell yeah I am.“

You took his hand in yours and placed a soft kiss on its back.

„And nothing’s gonna change that.“, you added, now turning your head to the side and giving him a kiss on the cheek. He smiled, turned his head in your direction as well and kissed you on your lips, soft and gentle, the sfx make up on his lips feeling funny but also kinda real, which was astonishing.

As you pulled back, you examined every inch of his scarred face. Then you absentmindedly traced the scar where his face was „sewn on again“.

This was literally the most romntic thing Cam could’ve ever done for you and you didn’t even think about it earlier. That he could dress as Jerome.

There was a moment of silence as you two looked at each other.

„ I love you.“, you said. It was the most genuine and honest tone of yours.

„ Just please don’t get stabbed in the neck again or fall off a building. I can’t handle that shit again 8 years later. Hurt bad enough at 17.“, you smirked, rolling your eyes.

He chuckled.

„ I promise.“, he said in a playful way, but then his expression turned serious.

„I could never leave you YN, really. I love you.“

——————-

You two had an amazing evening.

BROOO IMAGINE-

Guys it’s 4:22 am and I’m sick so I really don’t give a fuck about any mistakes in this. That’s also why there aren’t any cute symbols or pictures for the aesthetic, I’m literally writing this on my phone rn. So I’ll fix that and correct them later, okay?

Thanks

Love ya <3

Bye

[mrpldiddles]

accidental | t.blyth

a/n: just a little tom x remi insta edit that came to me randomly and that i'm posting so i can keep procrastinating my homework :) there is a timeline of their relationship that i have planned out and this does defer from that so it's a little impulsive post :)

warnings: slut shaming, pregnancy, mentions of cheating

tomremi posted:

tomremi remi seen out and about lately👀 congrats to the happy couple!!

comments:

user1 OMG??!!?!

user6 omg tom’s gonna officially be a daddy😩😩😩😩😩😩

-> user10 and remi’s gonna officially be a mommy🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

user3 IS IT TOMS??!!?

-> user4 ofc it is???

-> hater1 i wouldn’t be so sure

-> user2 girl what

-> user7 yeah wtf??

-> hater2 i wouldn’t put it past her to cheat on tom she’s not good enough for him

-> tomremi girl get a life fr

-> hater2 says the one with a fan account for a celebrity couple

user6 are they even married???

-> user8 does it matter?? let them be happy??

-> hater3 it was totally an accident she’s such a slut

-> user4 1) it’s just as much tom’s doing 2) no need to be slut shame, they’re in a happy and healthy relationship together and 3) it’s not our business

-> hater3 she just seems the type🤷‍♀️

user12 OMG SO HAPPY FOR TOM AND REMI!!!

-> hater5 i doubt they last until the birth

-> hater6 if i were tom i’d bolt to not be tied down by her

-> hater5 riiiigggghhhtttt she’s totally baby trapping him

-> user14 omg wtf did remi ever do to you let the girl live

-> tomremi y’all haters needs to chill tf out and let them both live and enjoy this time in their lives.

remi.alaric and tomblyth posted:

remi.alaric what if i told you none of it was accidental (or your business)

tagged: @tomblyth

comments:

user2 THE CAPTION HAHAHAHA YES REMI GIRL GET THEIR ASSES

user5 SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH!!!!

user3 yessss girl shut those haters UP so happy for you both congrats!!!!

rachelzegler strongest woman i know and the most radiant mama ever can’t wait to meet baby bean🥰🫶

-> remi.alaric so blessed and grateful to have you in my corner❤️

joshandresrivera so proud and so excited for you both🙌🙌

-> remi.alaric ❤️❤️❤️

user9 those haters are reeeaaalllll quiet now since you gagged them!! congrats girl!!!

-> user5 SHE SLAYED SO HARD

stevie.alaric can’t wait to meet my godchild and tell them all about how badass their mom is🤭

-> stevie.alaric still can’t believe you’re gonna be a mom tho🤢

-> remi.alaric still can’t believe you’re gonna be an aunt aren’t we still only 7 and 5🫣

mama-alaric me and your dad are so proud of you sweetie and how strong you are. you’re going to be the best mom you can be no matter what anyone else has to say. i love you honey❤️

-> remi.alaric going to do my best because i learnt from the best. i love you and dad so much momma❤️

user12 THE HATERS ARE GAGGED FR FR HAHAHA

user15 remi you’re gonna be absolutely the best mom and your real fans are so so happy for you and tom!!

hunterschafer so happy for you two!! can’t wait to meet the little bean🥰

mrsamclaflin congrats to you both! you’re going to make the most amazing parents!❤️

sukiwaterhouse so so happy for you guys!! can’t wait for our little ones to meet one day🤭🥰

-> remi.alaric they’re going to be the absolute bestest of friends❤️

tomblyth the strongest and most incredible woman i’ve ever met. i’m so impossibly in love with you🩵

-> remi.alaric i’m so in love with you my heart physically aches🩵

remi.alaric and tomblyth posted:

tomblyth i’ve never been so in awe as i have been watching you these past months. watching you grow our baby and begin to become a mom has been so fulfilling and inspiring and i find myself falling more and more in love with you each day. i can’t wait to meet our little bean and fall even more in love with the both of you, if my heart can possibly expand anymore.

p.s. the last picture’s my absolute favourite🩵

tagged: @remi.alaric

comments:

user1 my eyes are sweating so badly right now😭😭😭

user4 oh my god he’s so in love with her😩😩

rachelzegler i’m not crying my eyes are just taking a shower😭😭😭

-> user3 same here girl🤧🤧

-> user7 pass the tissues😖😖

rachelzegler so so happy and excited for you both, two of the most talented, humble, generous and STUNNING people in this world. little bean is so so loved already

-> user9 petition for rachel to be little bean’s godmother!!!!!

joshandresrivera great now i gotta step up my instagram caption game😒

-> joshandresrivera JK so happy for you guys!!

-> user2 LMAO JOSH

hunterschafer the most stunning and deserving couple ever!! so so happy for you both!!

user5 oh so he’s in LOVE love

stevie.alaric you’ll never love her as much as i do😤😤

-> stevie.alaric but i’m so happy you’re here!!

-> user8 STEVIE LMAOOOOOO

-> user3 not stevie doing a complete 180 in tom’s comments😭😭

-> hater1 even her sister doesn’t think they’ll last pfffttt

-> stevie.alaric girl where EXACTLY did i say that?

-> user4 OHP stevie’s madddddd

-> user8 the alaric sisters are eating the haters UP

hater5 i still think she baby trapped him

-> tomblyth and i still think you should shut the fuck up

-> user2 OMG TOM

-> user9 tom and remi ain’t taking ANYONES shit

-> user6 baby bean has the most badass take-no-shit parents I LOVE IT

-> hater5 it was just an opinion🤷‍♀️ no need to attack.

-> remi.alaric well no one asked for it🤷🏻‍♀️ no need to be sensitive and dish it when you can’t take it.

-> user4 i am LOVING this clapback era for tom and remi

-> user5 baby bean is gonna grow up and take ZERO shit from ANYBODY

remi.alaric thank you for being the most supportive, generous and caring partner anyone could ever ask for. i truly couldn’t do any of this without you and i wouldn’t ever want to. i love you and our little bean so incredibly much i can’t express it. forever and ever my love🩵

-> tomblyth no need to thank me when i’d do it all again in a heartbeat. forever and ever because you’re never getting rid of me🩵

-> stevie.alaric y’all are sickeningly sweet

-> rachelzegler so adorbs i can’t🤧

-> rachelzegler but save it for offline jeeez

[dangermousie]

So we get a tiny bit more of the part where she kills him in the 6th century and it honestly raises so many questions.

Because it's clear they are both being hunted by a whole freaking army (and presumably since Gaya is taken down, it has to be the Silla army, since I can't imagine they are randomly going to bring in Baekje or w/e since it's not a 50+ ep old timey sageuk with lots of politics or w/e) and not only does it make me wonder what on earth happened to make Silla hunt its heroic general and why are they both on the run together (is it because her true identity came out and he refused to put her aside or because he's pissed someone off and they are getting rid of him for politics reasons and she's his gf and came with), but brings into stark relief as to why she chooses to murder him NOW! Yes, yes, he killed her fam she wants vengeance etc, but as other litle flashbacks showed, she had plenty of more auspicious times to murder him - the man literally napped on her lap! Refraining for whatever reason for this long, and choosing to do so when they are hunted and he's literally the sole way for her to survive - he's clearly been killing their pursuers and he's the one who knows how to take down a bunch of armored dudes AND presumably how to track and get out somewhere safe etc - is insane!!! I mean, wait until he gets you out of the woods full of organized, heavily armed professional murderers hunting you specifically and then go for it.

But anyway, he is genuinely caring with her and she clutches at him and this is all so gloriously insane!

I have died a little.

That's a lie, I have died a lot.

Good Lord, this hits harder after we saw more of what happened right before...

And then she stumbles off, leaving the sword (aka only weapon she has) and eventually goes off a cliff.

I NEED TO KNOW WTF WAS GOING ONNNNN!

PS This is so glorious!

[voidspaceyjade]

(about the new ep on solarballs yall watch if if you haven't)

The fact that I am happy that Earth finally reunited and THEM! they all reunited. But to be honest I was expecting more from Venus and Mars on Earth, Man☹️ But anyway, I have high hopes for them to be friends again and for Mars to become Earth's best friend once more. (I know it will take time, but I just want them to be together again despite them not being friends anymore) anyway

LOKKEUSJDJSKS

Also Earth in this was so cool. I mean it's kinda cool.

BUT THE BEST PART IS THAT EARTH FINALLY APOLOGIZED. like The creator of Solarballs said in the comments section of the new episode, "thats one way to take Titan out of the hate loop" so yeah that kinda works🤷‍♀️ but I then know it was just Titan being manipulated. Am glad he manages to forgive after all that Earth said. Also am wondering even if I predicted the moons getting in trouble am more thinking about the moons rights? (Like I said from last post of what I talk about maybe Titans old plan of the revolution was talking actually work..that probably would be funny if that happened LOL all that for nothing.)

(Insert Triton looking for Jupiter and Saturn am too lazy to get that photo)

I was like screaming in where the fudge did Jupiter and Saturn go like THEY DISAPPEAR RANDOMLY LIKE ASTRODUDE WTF? also am wondering what Triton just saw, maybe the dwarf planets or anything else. It's just so Exciting and also how cryptic it looked on that scene. But, thanks to the leakers being a huge B🤬, the moon revolution part 4 will be delayed or late. DAMMIT THANKS A LOT LEAKERS. I just hope all well for the creators and that the leaking exclusive scenes will go down soon and for the better of Solarballs in the future. Anyway the episode was great. JUST HOPING A LOT, hoping that Venus, Earth, and Mars could go back being friends and Earth and Mars being 'best' friends again I guess because their divorce sucks. (Am a big marth shipper) .

Before Titan could stop the whole violence moon revolution thing these clowns b couple came up.

ANYWAY the new episode is a 9/10 for me. Now next stop we'll have to be EXTRA EXTRA patient for the other new episode(thanks to those leakers😭)

[foster-the-world]

Not helpful

I get the kids ready for school while my husband gets ready for work. Then he walks all three the one block to school on his way to the office. The girls are fine obviously. They get so excited to see their friends as if they hadn't just seen them the night before. Its nice to see. Baby boy is often unregulated. Running ahead, bumping into things, randomly laying on the ground. If I take him alone he walks calmly while holding my hand. Something about being with his sisters makes him act up.

This morning this older Jamaican women goes up to them and starts giving baby boy a talking to. "I see you giving your Dad trouble. You need to stop that. When you get older you are going to make him sad." WTF? Who the hell tells a 3yo they will make their Father sad when they grow up. Then she tells my husband "you need to take things away." Tells baby boy whose generally ignoring her and flailing around, per the usual "he's going to take away your TV." This got his attention. "I like a tiny TV. Don't take it away." He says tiny in place of a small amount and I love it so much. Anyway, just another non helpful bit of parenting advice from a random stranger. Glad it was my husband and not me.

In cuter news baby boy was looking at a book of animals. He said he wanted to pet a large snake. I said won't you be scared. His response "No, I'll have my sisters with me." What a sweet, sweet boy who knows his sisters have his back.

His teacher told me that he finished lunch first and she knew she needed to do something to keep him entertained. So she lets him put on his favorite police costume. She tells the rest of the class that baby boy is in charge. The kids apparently loved it and baby boy took his duties very seriously.

The social worker and CPSE lady came to watch baby boy/put together some ideas to help him. His teacher said he's doing really well but they are very glad to have "a little extra support" as she put it. I get the feeling everyone loves him but he does take up more then his fair share of their time. I'm glad to have the private special ed teacher coming seven hours a week. At least the teachers can take a break then. Then he'll be in individual OT and speech sessions another two hours a week. Combine that with lunch, nap and recess where he behaves just fine. They've got most of the day covered.

[scorpioracha]

Dating Seungmin

Lmao hey y’all. I can’t promise that I’ll be updating regularly but when I tell you I’ve been working on this Seungmin one since the Jisung one I would not be exaggerating. Y’all know the drill, like, comment, reblog, leave cute tags, etc.

승민 Seungmin

-Dating Seungmin is like dating the epitome of emotional stability. This boy is always so ready to be there,be supportive and just be present with you.

-maybe I’m a hopeless romantic but I think he’s the type to fall for a childhood friend. He has all this fame, all this exposure, yet it’s always been you and it will always be you.

-your parents moved you to Korea when you were really young for work and in kindergarten you ended up befriending a shy little boy by the name of Seungmin.

-His mom? She adores you, is absolutely smitten with you. Has loved having you over ever since the two of you were lil knee babies in matching uniforms.

-your families are comfortable with one another. The kind of comfortable where both parties were on the sign out list to pick either of you up. If you couldn’t be picked up by your parents, you’d just go home with Seungmin and get picked up later.

-Summers and holidays were always hard for you two. The few times of year where you’d be split up. You can still remember a little Seungmin trying to run after you at the airport and being held back by his dad.

-You’re a bit younger than him so he’d always refer to you as the baby.

“It’s okay oemma, I got the baby”

-Little did he know you’d go from being the baby to his baby. If mama Kim already adores you, Seungmin has been long gone ever since the first time he saw you.

-So naturally as you two grew up together you were extremely supportive of his idol dreams. You were always a knock away for the good or the bad news. He was your boy.

-you were there for braces Min in the beginning of skz and you would massage his gums for him and bring him soft foods, yes y’all were that close. You always thought they were adorable and would squeeze his little cheeks. He hated it 💀 You were braces Min’s biggest fans

-Love came easy to you two, like a fairytale almost. Or as close to a fairytale as reality can be.

-This time tho, you were the one who was a little bit slow on the uptake. You’ve known each other since forever but haven’t really been dating that long, less than a year tbh.

-It took you a minute to realize who you had right in front of you, and poor minnie was sitting there the whole time waiting for you to realize.

-and when you did the ost music started playing and Cherry blossom trees start blossoming around you—Lmao jk, but it was pretty damn close. your first kiss together was all teeth because Seungmin couldn’t stop smiling.

-he has a habit of stroking your cheek and just touching your face in general??? Idk what it is but he really likes touching your face. You’re his girl and he just wants to touch on you and rub on you all day long🥺 lover of holding your hand and rubbing his thumb across your palm

-Cute dates together in the park or by the Han river. Seungmin can be a bit shy sometimes but he’s not afraid to show you off to the world because you’re one of his favorite.

-Will randomly stare at you and compliment you with that sweet little smile.

“You’re so beautiful baby”

“…🧍🏾‍♀️?”

-also the biggest little shit known to man. You guys can go from cute couple doting on each other to fist fighting within seconds. The first time this happened around the boys the Hyungs stepped in like 🤺🔪🔫👀 like lmao wtf??? Where’s the fire??? And genuinely split you two up.

You guys kept throwing each other exasperated looks as Minho and Chan lectured you guys on not giving them heart attacks.

-You guys know each other’s boundaries well and haven’t crossed them in years. But, you sat still and gave the hyungs peace of mind.

-Our boy is a Virgo, but he’s not really possessive. He knows you’re it for him and vice versa so he doesn’t really care what you do as long as you’re not cheating. The kind of comfortability and trust that comes from years of loving someone. Play fighting with dumb and dumber of the Maknae line? Fine by him. At the dance studio with Danceracha? By all means go cause he’s not💀—

-And the boys love you! In their trainee days you and Seungmin usually came in a pair, so when they debuted and didn’t see you as often they got a little worried.

“Did you and y/n fight?”

“…hyung she’s at school💀”

-The type of boyfriend to have an account on your period tracker to keep himself updated. This is one healthy Virgo man, but oh so nosey. Your business is his business.

“Jagi, did you know you’re ovulating?”

“…no?”

“Gotta keep better track of this stuff, what if we ever have a baby?”

-Has made his desires very clear that you are his endgame.

-this is an English/Korean speaking household. You two speak the most heinous konglish known to man, you guys put the Aussie line to shame.

“Ya jagi, oneul eodi ga after school?”

“Ne jo noraebanging with the girls” type beat💀 everyone in the group wants to kill y’all lmao-poor Minho constantly feels like he’s having a stroke.

-Why do y’all do that? Oh no reason, he just wants your children to be multilingual—

NSFW

-breeding kink breeding kink breeding kink-

-I don’t think I’ve been subtle but this specific brand of Seungmin™️ has a breeding kink a mile wide and wants to make due on that

-He wants a baby so??? Bad??? He’s just waiting for you to give him the ok. He wants at the least one little Kim running around before he gets old and dies.

-And boy does he fuck you like he’s trying to put a baby in you💀 the mating press 🤝🏻 Seungmin

-But generally Seungmin isn’t rough unless you ask him to be and you guys start off pretty vanilla. He kinda just wants to make love and cherish you but if you ask him into fuck you into the mattress he won’t say no

-you find out a lot of your kinks together and jc you find out this boy is nasty

-Our littlest Virgo here is a planner so he goes the whole nine yards when you mention that you might be into a few things. I’m talking yes/no/maybe list, boundaries/limits conversations and a written,printed and laminated contract that sits in the drawer of your apartment. So sadly there’s nothing sexy and spontaneous about any of your scenes.

-Rules rules rules he loves making and enforcing rules. It doesn’t go exactly how you expected and becomes less bedroom play and more 24/7 self care type shit. I.e, drink water, eat three meals, get at least 8 hours,etc

-he loves to spoil you with pretty things. You want a collar? Of course. A set of fancy rope? By all means. A chest full of sex toys? He’ll personally give you his card to buy it.

-He’s pretty versatile when it comes to these things tbh love my mutable sign king

-Im ngl this boy was scared as fuck about aftercare at first that he just held off from doing anything remotely kinky. He’s not scared of the act itself but he read himself into a hole about subdrop and made himself cry a little bit😭

-Y’all are best friends but he’s not as intuitive as the others and he’s never had a submissive partner before, he’s going to need every little thing your heart desires MLA formatted for him to analyze and commit to memory. His biggest fear is hurting you and he’s going to make sure to not do so intentionally under any circumstances.

[vivataurus]

I've finally finished the book in the series I was so scared of reading because someone wrote to me of how much of a dick D would act in it. After the last disastrous book, I was worried about reading another flop in the series. With that being said, here's my thoughts on Vampire Hunter D : Pilgrimage of the Sacred and the Profane with a shit ton of spoilers...

My fears were for nothing, since this is now one of my favorite books in the series I've read so far.

I love how each book paints a picture of the locations of places relevant to each story in their own preludes. Although hesitant to compliment the book in any way at first, I appreciated how short and sweet the introduction was. A little questionable with the bugs and pink petals, but nonetheless efficient in piquing my interest.

The first chapter was extremely enjoyable with the exchange between the best of the best on the Frontier including Granny Viper (the Frontier's greatest Finder), and the Bullow Brothers (the greatest warriors on the Outer Frontier). Their interaction perfectly captures how mind-boggling the whole scene was for the desert townspeople in the bar/brothel. Their heated argument and fiery prides were portrayed like a ticking time bomb, and just as things can't get any more shocking, fucking Vampire Hunter D shows up and everyone is floored.

Now I won't say that the person who warned me about the book was completely wrong, because D was indeed a bit of a grumpy pants in the beginning. To be honest, I couldn't blame him for it. He was sent to do a job by a questionable employer that randomly involved crossing this crazy ass desert that he had to find notes about from a dead guy! Meanwhile Granny Viper sinks her claws into him as soon as the Bullow Brothers refuse to help her and her "precious merchandise" across the desert. She literally pulled a Stewie from that episode of Family Guy where he goes "MOM. MOM. MOM. MOMMY. MOMMY." Her pestering was so bad, she literally just walks into his hotel room at night and triggers his dark Nobility aura that seeps into her very being. Dude literally said "no" "get out" "leave" so many times in not even 3 pages, and the lady would NOT take no for an answer. Then Bullow Bros who were acting fake as hell 'nicey-nice' to him at the bar were on his ass about crossing the desert with them after they pinned him for a 'biting incident'. It's like damn, can't a dude just exist without someone wanting him for something all the time??? I digress...

What the story really excelled in was characters and their interactions. Unlike the last book, I actually enjoyed all the characters that were written about. Everyone was interesting, down to the dead guy with the notebook in the middle of the desert! Viper's precious merchandise being one of The Hidden was interesting for someone who's delved into the world these books revolve around. You wonder what happens to those who get snatched up by the Nobility and never come back. And the whole time I fucking knew she was pregnant with a dhampir baby; I felt it in my bones as I was reading! It was so wholesome to have Lance the emaciated stranger turn out to be a genuinely good dude instead of some backstabber traitor, even though he had done so much in the past in his captivity with the mummies. Hell, even Clay Bullow and his hot-headed antics were enjoyable to read with his childish nature. In some strange way, although D never agreed to be part of any party, all of them came together and grew close with one another.

What the story lacked was explaining the main antagonist of the plot. Now after reading the end, it was meant to be that way, but as you're immersed in reading, you're kinda like "wtf that's it?" The desert they are traveling on is sentient, and is using people who travel on it as experiments to better understand people. Our party of main characters had been attacked by just about anything and everything,; including butterflies, undead mummy vandals, tornadoes, spider people, ...shit even a whole ass moving forest! And the final blow out with the heart of the desert ended in barely a page and a half...? Bruh.

When you get to last 20 pages of the book it makes sense why what you think is the 'big bad guy' and their last interaction is so short. Because in the end, there was an even bigger badder bad guy. You find out the Bullow Bros were hired to kill Vampire Hunter D by the same man who hired D in the first place! Him crossing the desert was just a ruse to have the bros kill him! I think D knew the whole time, but like damn! And when they get to their final destination of Barnabas, poor Tae the Hidden gets rejected by her remaining family so harshly! Literally her sister-in-law speaks for her brother and tells her to fuck off. And even after all that talk of "I just do my job and bounce" that Granny Viper talks about, she was so upset that Tae was rejected like that!

In the end, Barnabas was the true test for the whole desert-crossing party. Granny Viper is revealed to be a dhampir herself, and that's why she has hatred for their existence and why she wanted to kill Tae's baby so she doesn't have to face that kind of hardship of raising a dhampir. Then the Bullow brothers have to reluctantly face off against D after their employer kills Granny Viper and they hold a funeral for her. It was an emotional end, but ended in a heart-warming way regardless.

I loved how Tae is resolute in taking care of her baby and won't let anyone talk shit about it even if they're her family. I loved how they did a funeral for Granny Viper. I loved that D took care of Tae and sent her on her way to raising her new family. And I especially loved how D was able to genuinely smile at the end of this book.

VHD 6 Rating: 8/10

[sharky857]

was that teacher written out with toxic positivity in mind? (in amirs flashback in your fic)

It pretty much was. :°D

And, as everything else in those flashbacks (both Amir and Jun's), it was also inspired by RL experiences, some witnessed, and one first-hand. :°)

Infodumping further details under "keep reading".

The unnamed "special needs" teacher She's been inspired by a combo of teachers I've seen across my school years and "unlicensed assistive personnel" (for Pasta speakers: ye olde "OSS", aka: "Operatore Socio Sanitario"). A common trait I've noticed with both categories was this "forced positivity" which they would interact with their students/patients, no matter what. I always found that mildly irritating, not to mention, at least as an external observer, it looked more like they were "baby talking" the single person. ---

Amir's fuglyass flashback Vaguely inspired by an episode happened in HS. One of my classmates, as well as another bunch of us, was good friend with a student from another class. In time she started to develop a crush, because he seemed so kind and also always ready to crack a good joke, and she also went this close -> 👌 to ask him out on a date. Next thing we knew, this classmate of ours one morning came in like a Quite Upsetty™ Wrecking Ball and, when we asked her wtf happened, she said that she saw that other boy leaving his own classroom with the only special needs teacher of our school (along with that teacher's small bunch of "special needs" kids, mostly students with Down syndrome), and then, in that genuine shock, she blurted out that "I was about to ask a[n R-SLUR here] out!! 😱" while also saying to be very glad she never mustered the courage to ask him out sooner. (On the flipside: unlike what happened in the fic, in my school there was a virtually non-existent bullying towards the so-called "special needs" kids. They were all treated the same way as any other of us by the other students) ---

Jun's fugly flashback Loosely inspired by an episode happened to yours truly in MS. For context: it was some time in late spring, and unless you're attending some kind of expensively private school, there's zero dress code in Italian schools. The context is to say that it was not unusual to see tween and teen boys completely bare-chested during recess, especially considering that they would've never missed an opportunity to play either football (NOT the American kind) or, more rarely, basketball. Anyways! During one of the post-lunch recess times, there was this usual bunch of kiddos playing football without their shirts. Me and another bunch of girlies were some several feet away from the bunch of kiddos (our school yard was just that vaste). Some girlies had zero problems in voicing their own teenager-like, hormonal-induced thirst over the kiddos. I was just staring silently, mostly trying to grasp what they were even seeing in those boys several feet away (tweensie Sharkey had several years to come before learning about the wonders of "ace" AND "aro" :°) ). One of the girlie noticed and asked me who I was "drooling after". I just spat out the name of the one I was randomly staring at. Next thing I knew, not even two days later that same kiddo came to me during another recess time and asked me something on the line "why tf are you saying we're going out together?" To which the already social-anxious me promptly sputtered as the brain entered a BSOD-like state. The other kiddo probably took it as a weakass attempt to make up an excuse/a lie on the spot to cover something up, and next thing I knew (again) was him saying something on the line: "Just stop that. You know that no one would EVER want to go out with you". (MS was the funniest of times, yes. :°) Alas, I was no "Jun". So at that time I just sucked everything up, gave another reason to be made fun of for the next week or two, and never knew who I should've thanked for all that.)

[dream-thief-forever-amen]

It’s an auspicious day, ya’ll! Today is the first time in my cdrama viewing history a male lead has lit my panties on fire for reminding me of men.

I have been captivated by the alluring male cdrama beauties that have graced my screen, and even swooned over a few delicately handsome ones like Cheng Yi.

Some of the men in cdramas remind me of women (I’m not saying they are feminine or girly, this is just how my gay brain works when I like pretty boys cause I’m gay, folks). Sometimes cdrama men remind me of myself (behavior wise). Usually they are just characters, however, that I can enjoy in the context of the stories without my lizard brain screaming at me to tear their clothing off.

But sometimes… very rarely… I’ll see a dude on screen and think “Yeah. Ok. Huh. Wow. Shit.” And then proceed to fantasize about straight sex. In a strange disassociated way that it still quite enjoyable to experience (if ya know you know).

So let’s thirst over Darren Wang in The Wolf together. Have ya’ll seen him???

Sexualizing men in a heterosexual context is wild. But my wolf guy has made demands and apparently I must comply. Why fight nature? The brain is mad science, no one understands it, just go with the flow.

The Wolf is mucking about with my internal chemistry and I like it.

(Also this absolutely stunning FL is a work of art but I’m sorry my gorgeous lady that human beside you has 100000% of my attention)

Cause… WTF?!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

I’m speechless.

I popped this drama on randomly this morning thinking I needed a break from the intensity of Joy of Life and got another type of intensity.

The Wolf is very cheesy and over the top in all the best ways. It was giving me Gu Family Book vibes in the first few eps… with the sweet monster boy in love with a lone beauty on a mountain top. The music is a bit too loud when they bring in the OST but it has 2010-2014 kdrama vibes. And I liked a lot of kdramas from that era… they were unique. They had these angsty plot lines and featured people who actively contributed to their own suffering in a very sexy smoldering way. This show came out in 2020 but whatever, it fits the bill.

Darren Wang was amazing as the smiling snarling wolf boy… but when he showed up in that black uniform with that hair cut and started disrobing his silky black undershirt to expose all his honey colored perfect skin I thought I was going insane. INSANE. I had to pause the show and walk away (metaphorically. I just picked up my phone and ran here obviously)

Our boys got a Bidam glow up.

Friends. Help me!

I already saw possible spoilers searching for gifs so I’m gonna hide from the net for a while before I ruin this show plot line and just enjoy this brief lapse into lust for men.

The hormones have been activated. I am powerless against them. Ladies and gay boys, I’ll return to you after this brief interruption of normal broadcasting…

[riewiggles]

A Few Cute Kannao Headcanons that I Want to Base off me and my BF

Kanji LOVES Kirby and anything Kirby.

Kanji has those mood octopuses that you can flip upside down when you're happy or sad. He loves it very much. When Naoto comes back from a long day and is grumpy, he flips it to the grumpy octopus because he jokes and says it looks like Naoto.

Kanji tends to get lost in the store...

A lot.

I mean a lot.

He looks like a lost kid when he does and 👉👈

Naoto occasionally gets gremlin zoomies if they drink too much caffeine. They turn into a mountain goat and start craving attention all of a sudden, climbing all over Kanji. He just chuckles at it and is like "Heh. Ya gremlin."

Naoto drools in their sleep. They also sleep on their stomach, and when they cuddle with Kanji, his shirt ends up soaked from drool. Also somehow Naoto's hair looks even more shaggy than it did before the dimension-hopping nap.

Kanji finds the idea of getting Vladimir-d to be the best thing ever and does it himself. Naoto does his makeup. He looks flawless as an uwu e-girl and goes on chat sites just to mess with people. When he flexes and random creepers disconnect they both die laughing.

Naoto gets into the IT Discord quite late and when they are exposed to memes, they will sometimes just randomly blurt that meme out out of nowhere. Like thinking it out loud. At first Kanji is like "wtf" and he soon goes along with it.

Kanji can do an on-point Hank Hill impression and messes with Yosuke, annoying him when they play something. Yu revels in the fueled anger of his partner and eggs Kanji on.

Naoto falls into the rabbit hole of "AITA" stories on reddit after a long day of work and they’re laying in bed waiting to fall asleep. Blame Rise for sharing the videos of them with the mobile game plays and AI voice over.

Kanji wants to take EVERY. ANIMAL. HOME.

FERRETS, RABBITS, RATS, BIRBS-

Naoto has to make sure they are far away from an animal shelter.

Kanji had a dream once that he went to adopt a dog but came home with a horse.

Might add more but I'm having a hard day and I love my bf and our shenanigans so I wanted to throw this together.

[einsteinsugly]

After everything I’ve seen and read on tumblr, I’m scared to watch s8 of That 70s show. I know the writers completely destroyed all the characters. Fez is already an annoying character in s4, and he’s becoming a sexist jerk.

Do I even bother watching the 8th season?

Iirc, I remember only watching the few eps and then the last couple. It definitely qualifies under the "don't bother suffering through it" category (as is T9S). A glimpse is the most I can bother taking. Don't bother, I'll give you the highlights.

The highlights:

-Hyde marries a stripper, Sam. She is devoid of any personality, and serves as an object to pull Jackie and Hyde apart. He's dug himself a grave, and he chooses to lie in it (ugh).

-It turns out that Sam was already married, so the marriage wasn't valid, anyway.

-They try really freaking hard to integrate Sam and Randy into the fold, but it fails miserably.

-Donna is an OOC shell (as is everyone else), and befriends Sam and pushes Jackie away, and calls her a bitch at one point.

-Kelso randomly proposes to Jackie (which was a jumping-off point T9S could've gone with, but since Jay is sixteen, they went with the stupid, late season 4 AU route). Jackie says no, obviously, and Kelso moves to Chicago to be closer to Brooke and Betsy. He becomes a security guard at the Playboy mansion, which meh.

-Eric breaks up with Donna via a letter, and Donna starts dating Randy. My headcanon is that Eric wants her to stop waiting for him and that he heard how she was treating Jackie (like shit), so he temporarily broke it off. Hoping for her to get her shit together, but that didn't happen (until the very end).

-Randy is an Eric-y character with a bit of Kelso (he loves dogs, and is somewhat superficial). He's nothing special; I don't hate him, other than for what he represents. He's just a meh character, to me.

-Everyone treats Jackie like shit, including Fez, her eventual lover. Fez says she's ugly on the inside and the outside, and Jackie says he's wrong about the outside part (wtf?).

-Jackie works as an assistant for Christine St George, the host of What's Up Wisconsin, who is a heartless piece of shit that Jackie readily calls out. It's the only salvageable storyline, IMO, until they devolve it and make Jackie sweep hair at Fez's salon. To "humble" her, which wtf?

-Fez has turned into a playboy, and is even more cringe-y than before. Jackie and Fez now live together, since Kelso has moved to Chicago.

-Hyde calls Jackie "Point Place's sluttiest slut," and everyone shits on her for dating almost all the guys from the OG gang. Hyde also pushes her into a creek at one point.

-Jackie and Fez are incredibly forced, and Jackie comes to the conclusion that Fez is her soulmate via a superficial, desperate list, which Donna affirms. Hyde vaguely gives them his blessing, but it's clear that it's hollow as hell.

-Jackie and Fez kiss in the finale, on top of the water tower. Jackie struggles to be intimate with him, and Fez paints over Jackie's name in "Jackie and Michael," and it's now "Fez and Michael." Extra note, the Jackie and Michael thing on the water tower seems to be fully intact in T9S (without any edits, to even fix it), so it's further proof that T9S isn't canon.

-Hyde has a nasty pornstache at the end of the season, and Kitty calls him her "second son." Kitty has a new hairstyle, too. The Red and Kitty stuff is better than the stuff in seasons 6 and 7, but like T9S, the decent Red and Kitty stuff can't save season 8.

-Eric and Donna, seemingly, get back together on New Year's Eve. Well, kind of, since they have some shit to work through. Donna's headed off to college in Madison, and Eric came home from Africa early (I explain why in my verse, btw).

The end. It's a vaguely fixable mess, unlike T9S. Which is an unfixable mess, imo.

[count-alucard-tepes]

I had a dream that I was teaching some kids randomly and they all had laptops so I was teaching them to search for Who’s-who and make a presentation about him😂😂😂

There was a sudden turn, all of sudden Kizaru came in and my heart stopped beat because I was like…omg he’s gonna be like wtf are you doing with them😂😂😂

Next thing I know I was plotting on having lunch at the same time as Kizaru so we could sit together 😂😂😂 I can’t deal with this shit lol

[webtrinsic1122]

My Marvel Zombies AU’s & HC’s & Ideas:

Based On the What If Episode:

* Since Peter’s webs only last two hours he probably had to either redo the sky base over and over again or they had to keep moving.

* At first Peter was probably paired with Happy, Kurt and Hope came from San Fran together, Bucky and Sharon teamed up and then Okoye came last alone and that’s how they came together.

* Spider-Man has a decent chance at winning against Thanos since he can probably easily rip the mad titans decaying arm off - Gauntlet included.

* Scarlet Witch is no longer a threat cause she’s no longer in that universe at all. (Oof what if that causes an incursion?)

* Peter, Shuri, and Scott may actually be the only hope for the world in Wakanda for now - them being the most likely to concoct a cure.

* Peter’s one of the more careful of his multiversal counterparts cause his phone isn’t cracked lol.

* Hope probably enlarged ants for Peter to hang around with.

* T’Challa takes Peter under his wing because hey he already has a little sister, a little brother isn’t anything too new.

* The Cloak of Levitation flits between Scott and Peter, mainly staying with Scott’s head for transport and stuff but Levi probably sleeps with Peter to help his nightmares.

* De facto leader of the main squad was Hope since she assumed responsibility but Bucky did a lot of the dirty/hard work, while Sharon acted like the leader but was not.

* Kurt somehow made the best food with what little they had, man was frying food they didn’t know could be fried and they loved it.

* Happy helped a lot with the cooking.

* Happy took main responsibility over Peter, but once Hope entered the picture he got displaced in the slightest. Still he worried and denied letting Peter do reconnaissance and such at the start - not trusting Hope to keep him safe but had to relent do to circumstance.

* Hope did not take needing Peter’s help lightly, terrified and ashamed because they clearly asked a lot of him. Peter making them their structures and handling the heavy stuff, not to mention his spider-sense.

* Sometimes they all got really annoyed by Spider-Man constantly recording and taking pictures but they figured his little hobby was keeping him happy so they try not to be snappy but Bucky and Sharon fail at that from time to time.

* Peter has a massive hand sanitizer collection, they all appreciate it and wonder where the hell he’s keeping them and getting them.

* Shuri, Peter, and Scott watch horror movies together in Wakanda, eventually T’Challa and the other Dora Milaje join in and start to understand Peter’s references.

* They manage to get vision back who is very confused about what happened to zombie Wanda but they have no explanation so he resolved himself to helping them advance to find a cure.

Based On the Released Show Information:

* Since we don’t see the queen herself, Xialing, assuming that she is gone: Shang-Chi becomes protective of Kamala, taking her in as a little sister figure since he didn’t get to be with Xialing growing up.

* Deathdealer notices and is like we should train her how to fight like us and Shang-Chi gets super defensive because he won’t let Deathdealer train her after he trained him.

* Kate helps Katy get better with her bow, and there ends up being so much confusing and funny/scary moments when their similar names/ skill sets get them into trouble.

* Kate has to kill Zombie Clint but timeline wise she doesn’t know him personally but it still breaks her heart she has to kill her childhood hero. (Makes sense because in the art we see his zombie corpse filled with her arrows)

* Since it seems like Shang-Chi has been bit since his arm is decaying and the rings are stopping the process, Kamala often worries about him and he worries he’ll turn and hurt Kamala so to make him feel better she crystalizes over her skin around him so if he did turn and bite her he couldn’t.

* This new gang runs into the SKRULL gang, and they all randomly expect a fight but then their like wtf would we fight let’s help eachother and they merge.

* In the What If Episode they say the Virus is brain stuff and since we see zombie Ikarus we know even as androids they have brains so, all those left alive are baffled because ikarus is not a superhero they’ve seen before but clearly his outfit designated him as one before hand.

* Kate and Yelena don’t get along at first at all, but warm up to one another.

* Alexei is actually really protective of Yelena in this setting. Doing more dangerous stuff since his armor will protect him more than her outfit does.

* Jimmy Woo is the dad of the group, especially towards Kamala and Shang-Chi

* Katy, Shang-Chi, and Kamala on more than on occasion have given their position away from being too loud

* Yelena has berated both Alexei and Shang-Chi for trying to punch a zombie in the face, claiming it’s why Shang-Chi’s arm is probably infected cause he cut his skin on teeth.

* Jimmy is weirdly competent with Death dealers throwing knives, mainly cause his magic trick practice.

* Yelena, Jimmy, and maybe even one of the SKRULLs is who figures out a signal that tells them to head to Wakanda.

* Yelena teaches Kate some moves, as does Deathdealer, but Yelena oversees that and makes sure it doesn’t get too much for her.

* RAIN CHECK I FOUND ON THE ART THING WE DO SEE WANDA IS BACK IN THEIR UNIVERSE SOMEHOW SO CONSIDER HER A THREAT

* Ghost is probably the scariest zombie, because she can still utilize her power so she is the biggest threat.

* Zombie Abomination is a great physical attacker so Shang-Chi uses the rings against him but since it’s muscle memory, abomination puts up a good fight since his lessons with Wong.

* Shang-Chi bemoans seeing abomination like “I know you! Cant you give me a break!” But since Emil is a zombie it doesn’t really matter. Just yells and attacks while Shang-Chi sighs and groans and fights.

* Zombie Okoye nearly gets back into Wakanda because she has the key with her tattoed lip.

* Kamala doesn’t know what to feel about zombie captain marvel, terrified and broken. But it’s her who has to defend against her hero.

* I’m sorry someone’s gonna laugh at zombie cap still fighting while cut in half.

* Also braggadoom is who my friends and I assume is the big guy in the back but that’s speculation since we’ve never seen him in mcu canon.

* No idea if we will see how Namor and his people will handle the virus or if they’ll have to underwater. Who knows.

Someday I’ll have even more but for now enjoy all this.

[flowitch]

okay final thoughts ab blood and guts last night:

-i really enjoyed the junglehook match. obv jack’s promos are iffy but that’s nothing new. i thought the match was great, and hook’s former bff giving him his first loss in his career PLUS taking his dad’s title from him is a fantastic part of the story so i’m really glad it’s continuing. i also thought it was one of if not hook’s best match so i’m thrilled. idk i love junglehook man.

-the SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE??? OW???? also hook no selling the german was fantastic. & also the ddt to the outside was pretty brutal as well. i assume this is all leading to a ftw rules match

-jack coming out to beethoven was so fucking funny i had tears in my eyes. also him smiling as he pinned hook was incredible

-taz on commentary has been such a nice touch to the junglehook feud. also him saying “don’t you touch me, chompy” to the fucking shark was so funny man. mans just watched his son die and now this shark is dancing behind him

-the roddy/adam cole/mjf love triangle is fantastic

-the dance off was fucking crazy and i’m so glad it happened😭i felt like i was hallucinating man it came out of nowhere. the pop for the double clothesline, the suicida + the holy shit chants were so fucking funny. i’m also really sad that they’re already teasing the breakup between max & adam like i really hoped they’d keep this going longer but now we know max is faking it even more now so i’m a little bummed. but still i love them so much. the matching gear + the mashup music was so funny.

-99,000 screaming maximaniacs in the saskatoon silverdome has been stuck in my head since last night

-idk why but dax & max seemed genuinely heated at each other during the face to face wtf was that about LMAOOO i mean it was prob nothing i’m not gonna go on ab it but i was like damn dax calm down

-daniel garcia should receive 1 million dollars every time he does his stupid dance. huge pop.

-why does tony khan hate women

-stat + the bfs all together again made me very happy

-the production/camera team is AWFUL bro holy shit. it’s not a new thing either like there are so many times that they cut away right as something happens and it makes no sense. cutting away from kris statlander doing asl, non-mic’d promos that wrestlers cut to the camera and they randomly cut away from, them cutting away from every single golden lovers moment, not catching any of the story telling big moments in the blood & guts match. like what??? get a grip man. i have the same problem w wwe sometimes where a wrestler is ab to do whatever pose they do at their entrance and then that’s the exact moment they cut away from the crowd or do a weird ass wide shot. like what goes through your brain??? that’s the one moment u should be on a close up of them.

-i thought the blood & guts match was great. yuta died which we all knew was coming BUT we got papa mox submitting For his son which was incredible. another thing i wish the camera would’ve caught. i think that’s why a lot of people are iffy on the ending bc the camera didn’t show a lot of the story stuff and commentary had to cover for it and tell us shit that we weren’t seeing.

-i also loved the ending of the match and them shaking hands off air bc it ended w mox finally understanding that kenny was right, that all the shit they’ve (the elite) been through together and all the drama didn’t make them weaker, but stronger when the time came, while the bcc was fucked in the end bc as cohesive as they were, they trusted 2 people that they shouldn’t have and underestimated the elite. & the bcc is big on bleeding w people/going to war w people and then respecting them, so it makes sense that they finally don’t see the elite as amateurs anymore and respect them. it also sucks that bryan couldn’t be there for the end of the feud :/

-tldr: loved the show besides the lack of women & the camera work

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Here, have a genderbend F/F WinterIron nonsense fic that jumped me while I was writing something entirely else. Idk why it came to me so randomly, but here it is anyway. (Bucky still goes by Bucky even though she’s a woman here because I said so.)

Warning for nonconscious consumption of drugs which I probably portrayed badly. I’ve never done drugs so Idk what it’s like to be high. And I wasn’t going to research it for this nonsense that jumped at me so randomly.

This is also totally unedited, which means there must be quite some mistakes. I’ll edit and upload it on AO3 in the next bunch of days (because this random thing got almost 1.5k long??? Wtf) but right now I want to go back to the fic I was originally writing for before getting distracted ffs.

I’m not even in this fandom anymore, how did that happen??? Anyway, here you go:

The glow of Toni’s arc reactor is pretty distracting. Bucky can’t help herself and stare at the only light source in the night’s darkness. It’s a nice blue. Doesn’t hurt the eyes like the bright lamps in the living room would if Bucky or Toni were to turn them on.

Must be pretty fucking uncomfortable, though. Bucky knows a thing or two about having metal wired with your own flesh and skin against your will while held in captivity.

Still, while there’s always pain lacing her shoulder, she imagines a metal piece right in the middle of her chest would be worse. Especially for her breasts. Toni’s aren’t very big, which must be a relief for her, but it must be disturbing nonetheless.

Bucky grabs her own breasts and imagines what it would be like if she had a flashlight installed in between. She presses them slightly together to see the difference if she were wearing a bra and winces. The metal’s edge would be cutting right into her breast every time—Toni can impossibly be living like this. She eyes Toni’s breasts and compares them with her own. Toni’s are definitely a bit smaller, but still.

“Doesn’t it hurt?” Bucky interrupts their mutual silence of dealing with insomnia each on their own.

Toni slowly looks up from… whatever she’s doing. Genius billionaire stuff probably. “The whole world is hurting, Buckaroo. You’ll have to be a bit more specific than that if you want a better answer.” The single raised eyebrow is kind of infuriating.

“Your breasts,” Bucky explains and wiggles her own that she’s still holding to make sure Toni understands. Just in case. “With the arc reactor right in the middle.”

Toni snorts. “Oh, all the time. Like a bitch.”

“Mm.” Yeah, Bucky thought so. She suddenly realizes that she must look like a weirdo fondling her own boobs like that in the middle of the night at the dining table and finally lets go of them to cup her hands again around her semi-warm mug in front of her instead.

“What are you even doing?” Toni cocks her head to the side and eyes Bucky up-and-down, slowly sitting up from her lying position on the sofa and carelessly throwing her project on the coffee table.

“Drinking tea,” Bucky answers. She even helpfully points to the mug.

“I can see that, thank you very much. I mean—wait. What tea are you drinking?”

Bucky shrugs. “Dunno, didn’t look at the label. It’s a green one.” A very green one, considering she can identify the color despite sitting in darkness.

“Is it Bruce’?!” Toni looks aghast.

How should Bucky know? “I mean… it’s green. So probably.”

A look of shocked disbelief passes over Toni’s expression before fading and making room for pure unadulterated glee. Suddenly, Toni throws her head back and starts laughing loudly to her heart’s content. It’s a nice sound. Very un-rich like. An honest laugh instead of a fake chuckle that Bucky expected.

“Oh, Snowflake,” Toni shakes her head fondly, the nickname slipping out mechanically, because Toni can’t talk to anyone without nicknaming them. Must be one of those eccentric billionaire things. Bucky wouldn’t know, she’s never met a billionaire besides Toni. Well, she’s met Howard, obviously, but he was still “only” a millionaire back then, so that doesn’t count.

“What you’re drinking currently is an extremely high dose of cannabis tea.”

Oh. That explains why the walls are wobbling. She thought the jiggle of her breasts previously made the walls do jumps in sympathy too, but apparently not.

Toni’s eyes slit in concentration after her laughter slowly ebbs and she takes in Bucky’s appearance, visibly shifting into Scientist Mode. “I’m surprised the tea has such a strong effect on you. Drugs have no effect on Steve, so they shouldn’t have on you too.”

Well, Bucky’s no scientist but, “Bruce also has the super soldier serum, albeit a bastardized one. If the tea has an effect on him it makes only sense it would have an effect on me too, no?”

Toni shakes her head and Bucky sags in disappointment. And here she thought, she said something intelligent for once.

“Bruce is a more or less an ordinary human while de-hulked, and the tea has even less of an effect on him than it seems to have on you. You should probably stop drinking that, you’re high as a kite.”

Furrowing her brows, Bucky pulls the mug closer to her. “No,” she grunts. The tea is very calming, which is precisely what she searched for when she walked into the kitchen in the middle of the night after being woken from another nightmare in which she was experimented on like a guinea pig. When mum used to tell Bucky that men would try to use her body for their own gain, becoming a brainwashed assassin is probably not what she had meant back then. That shit really weighs on one’s psyche and cannabis or no, that tea is the first thing that’s helped her to clean her mind, so she’s not giving it back now, thanks but no thanks.

“Fine,” Tony shrugs, “I just hope you know you’ll be extremely embarrassed of this whole exchange once you’re sober again.”

“Nah, I grew up Steve, I know no shame.” That punk has pulled her through all kinds of bullshit back in their childhood and hasn’t stopped once they reached adulthood either. She’s desensitized to all kinds of shame. Also, she’s an ex brainwashed assassin, she has other problems than something as mundane as feeling embarrassment.

A weird kind of tickling sensation makes itself known in Bucky’s belly area as Toni’s laughter rings out again. She feels suddenly much warmer than before and she doesn’t think it’s because F.R.I.D.A.Y. turned the heat on for no reason.

Bucky’s brain cells all decide to go on vacation when she asks, “I know I killed your parents, but wanna fuck anyway?” She cringes as soon as she’s finished speaking and considers drowning herself in her mug of tea. If she dips her nose in and holds her breath, it would work, right?

They don’t talk about this. It’s an unspoken rule. They’re all a little happy family of superheroes with PTSD living in a huge tower in the middle of Manhattan, courtesy of one billionaire slash superhero whose parents Bucky happens to have killed when she was a brainwashed assassin working for a Nazi organization, and they don’t fucking talk about that. Ever.

Toni’s laughter finds an instant end, which is a shame. It really is a nice sound.

“I’m going to forgive you this once because you’re too high to think clearly.”

“Yeah, I regretted the words the moment they left my mouth.”

“Hm.” Toni looks at Bucky for a beat longer with an unreadable expression before turning around and picking her project from the table again, nonverbally showing that she’s done with the conversation.

Unfortunately, Bucky’s brain-to-mouth filter has left her the moment she took her first sip of the cannabis tea. “The offer to fuck still stands, though.”

Toni blinks slowly. A beat passes, then, “What even brought this on?”

“I’ve been staring at your boobs for a long while,” Bucky confesses. The arc reactor makes it impossible not to stare, really. Especially when Toni just walks around bra-less in only a tank top. “And you have this whole—what do they call it these days?—uh… oh yes, you have this whole MILF thing going for you too.” Bucky has seen images of Toni in her youth on the internet, and while she can’t deny she has always been a beauty, she still thinks the laughing lines around her eyes and the greying strands in her dark brown hair give her a certain charme she didn’t have before. Toni is someone who aged like fine wine.

Also, she has a very firm ass and Bucky has always been an ass woman.

“Huh,” Toni mutters in surprise, her project forgotten once again. Then she eyes Bucky’s figure, her eyebrows raising in appreciation. “Never had a woman who could bench press me in bed before.

“You know what, Snowflake?” Toni smirks. “Ask me again once you’re sober and I might consider it.”

Bucky doesn’t think twice throwing the tea from the table and let it shatter against the ground. “’K, I’ll wait.”

A beat of stunned silence passes, before Bucky frantically gets up to clean her mess. If by the morning even a little bit of the spilled tea remains, Pepper will probably kill her with a single stiletto right through the eye for ruining the parquet floor. For a tiny woman with no superhero powers she’s fucking terrifying.

Toni’s delighted laughter echoing through the living room is worth it, though.

So, so worth it.