#istg I hate my job so much sometimes

[ink-the-squid-gremlin]

I swear to god by the end of this fucking shift I’m gonna fucking shoot myself. Why do people care so much about who is serving them in the drive through, you’re never gonna fucking see me again so why does it fucking matter if you think I’m a gay person

[random0lover]

Found out today that almost everyone at work is talking shit about me lol

Y’all wanna know why? Cause they don’t fucking like my dad 💀

(Rant in tags)

[breathinlove]

band!ellie 2 headcanons and smau

read this

sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her).

cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, explicit, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp, not explicit if reader is fem or masc.

part 1

band!ellie who made it unbelievable for dina and jesse to believe she found her girl, but then they met you.

“this shit's cringe as fuck, but you two are sweet…” jesse starts and dina immediately agrees. “yeah, she's perfect for you, el.” “i knowwwww, i need her.” jumping like a teenage girl fr...

band!ellie who sometimes thinks her bandmates like you way too much.

“invite y/n to the next rehearsal too for real.” jesse says after you leave a rehearsal you went to. “okay man i get it, she's amazing.” with an annoyed expression. “so… invite her.” dina chuckles. “no, i don't want any of you jumping on my girl.” but she does invite you anyway.

band!ellie who's so stupid tbh, she's gonna sign girls’ tits after concerts and act all oblivious when you swerve her kisses.

and swerving her is so fun istg, she's gonna try like 4 times before she's upset. UPSET! (she will go non verbal).

band!ellie who's the type to perform and glance at you like you're about to have sex right that instant (u will, after the concert tho!).

band!ellie who's a singer herself but turns on the tv and pretends to be the weeknd for you.

band!ellie who wishes she could rap… actually, no. she thinks she can.

"that was... something." you smirk and she scoffs, throwing herself on the couch she was standing on, mic in hand. "i'm literally in my rapper era but whatever, you'll see." and you're full on laughing. "don't laugh." and you come hug her and say she's so so special.

band!ellie who makes it so you can't open x (twitter) without seeing girls mourning your girlfriend… she's alive not single tho!

band!ellie who's always late for everything, but she tries her best istg. you and the band are TIREDDD.

band!ellie who's nervous about pda… but she likes it, showing everyone you're hers and she's yours.

band!ellie who made a slideshow about how you should move into her apartment… that was kinda like:

“REASONS FRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

ALL OF THEM 🤣

we're literally soulmates so we gotta be roommates too???

countless sleepovers omg i'm crying!

i'll never be late again (kinda😬)

we can get a pet tg 😯

i'll get to listen to u sing in the shower more and you know i like hearing you and singing with you while im in the toilet or even outside the bathroom

passionate lesbian sex before sleeping, after eating, doing the dishes, the laundry ALL THE TIME

i love you the most and i want you close all the time

you love me back (i hope) so you gotta want me close too

i want you as my wife asap

think about it, thanks and please my love ❤️”

you moved in… weak mf but can anyone blame you??

band!ellie who loves cooking with you for friends and family when they come over. just loves being with you in general but even house chores are better with you??

band!ellie who comes to disturb see you at your job, your bosses hate her and said they were gonna stop selling their album 😒 (they actually love her).

band!ellie who switches from your serious cool rockstar girlfriend to your silly baby girlfriend in a second.

band!ellie who reposts them and comments under edits fans make of you, even more than her own edits.

“that's my baby so stop gawking.(jk)” “whats her @” “id repost but my gf would be jealous, shes hot asf 🤤🤤” “THAT'S MY GIRL” “creamed💔” "straight to the y/n folder" someone said “ellie cant handle allat” and she replied fr “true, she the one handling me 💯💢” SHE HAS NO CHILL...

band!ellie who pays the same attention to potential hate you'd get, she will block them… don't talk about her girl.

nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e and r!receiving], fingering [e and r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).

band!ellie who treats you like a star

you were supposed to be in the shower but ellie saw you stripping out of your clothes and she has to ask to kiss your clit, dropping to her knees. her fingers bruising your thighs and shes eating you out as if she'd been starving. you cum but she's not satisfied yet, she pulls you down on the bedroom carpet with her "give me another one, please." hands roaming your skin ever so softly, sending shivers down your body. she asks what you want, the position, how many fingers, she just needs to please you. and now she's on top of you, pounding you with her fingers and pressing down your lower stomach because she just wants you to cum again.

band!ellie who loves sleepy sex

she's gonna be in bed with you, almost asleep asking you for kisses, then for some touches... and you end up between her legs, sloppy nasty head and some slow fingering. your lips around her clit and kissing her pussy lips and slit and your fingers in and out her pussy. she's whining and squealing, playing with her own tits and caressing ur face. you're humming against her pussy and she's clenches "let go for me, ellie..." you coo and she squirts on your mouth and fingers. soft pants leaving her lips, soon stopping with her caresses on your face as you lick her cum. you look up, hair messy against the pillow and eyes closed. "i love you..." she mutters after you clean her and lay next to her "i love you." you spoon her.

a/n: this is kinda shitty but it's for who asked for more! @kyleeservopoulos @sameenatruther @harrysslutsstuff

[kisses4tom]

i don’t know if your request are open but i just wanna ask, can you do a headcanon of tom x model!reader. like the readers on vogue or she models for lingerie

ᡣ𐭩 TOM WITH A MODEL GIRLFRIEND

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omg i love this requesttt 😭 i hope you like it! and sorry for disappearing but school is slowly killing me 😻💕

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oh boy he's OBSESSED with you

always buying your magazines

would hang up posters of you on his wall

loves to attend your catwalks and is the loudest in the crowd for you

he pretty much doesn't pay attention to the other models, he's just waiting for you

he's literally Dylan Sprouse (iykyk, a whole ass green forest)

istg he would look at you like this

he's would uhm...please himself with pictures of you...

LOVES to take photos of you

and also likes to exchange photos 😀iykwim (freaky ahh)

let's just say he's very pleased with your body type since you're a model and he's really into curves and stuff like that (idk how to word it but if you've seen some of his interviews you probably understand)

makes sure everyone knows you're his

you have a lot of public appeal so he's both jealous and worried people would go too far

makes sure you don't turn your job into something toxic

LOVES when you model for lingerie, but only when he gets the photos lmfao

he's kind of jealous ofc

likes to surprise and visit you during fittings and photoshoots

obviously you also attend a bunch of his concerts, and he's more than happy to see you in the crowd

always locking eyes and getting nervous/shy to the point he has to look away and focus on his guitar 🤭

Bill obviously likes to tease him with: "excuse my brother, he's very busy looking in that particular direction!"

loves when you run backstage into his arms after (especially because you don't care if he's as sweaty as a dog)

I'd say his pda level is a 6-7/10, but if he's a little jealous (doesn't matter the reason) he's a solid 8-9/10

In his eyes you're the goddess of beauty (which you are pookie! 🤭💞)

Since he's so obsessed with you, he probably makes sure to please you most in bed

he's not really into dirty talking, but he definitely gives you some words of appreciation like "you're so fucking pretty", "you're perfect", "i'm so lucky", "this is all for me, right?"

Because of tour and different schedules, sometimes you're apart for a long time. But he never misses a chance to call and Skype you whenever he can!

he's so proud that you're his girl

Flirts with you 24/7

He would remind you everyday not to listen to the obsessed fans who give you hate for being his girlfriend

He would do the thumb thingy when holding hands or cuddling

He would flip off the paparazzi if he catches them say something mean to/about you

sometimes he would disapprove of your dresses/clothes if they're too revealing

in conclusion, he's your number 1 fan 🥳

[churipu]

HAIIII IPIN !!!!!!! can i request gojo, geto, and nanami (separate) having a gf that's really optimistic? just someone who sees the good in everything and anything, and positive at all times! thank SOOOO much !!!!

JJK MEN + OPTIMISTIC GIRLFRIEND

featuring. gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento x fem! reader

warning. people being mean to u >:(

note. HAIIII ANONN!!! i love this request bcs sometimes i read books, mangas, watch movies, you name 'em and see a certain character having the most positive mindset and i just go must protecc >:( anyways, thank you anon for requesting just after i opened the request box, istg i love all your ideas so much it makes me feel full <;33

GOJO SATORU. absolutely hates the way you try to see the good in people — specifically people who have hurt your feelings in the past. he just wonders what goes on in your mind to just forgive and forget everyone who has wronged you.

you did. but not him.

"baby, that guy called you names when you were in high school!" gojo whines, laying down on the bed, draping an arm over your torso, "why are you still willing to meet him?"

"satoru, he said he was sorry!" you smiled at him, tracing his features softly — the male grumbled but leaned into your touch, "and plus it's not nice to hold grudges, it's been what? how many years?"

a loud whine escapes his throat as he pulled you close, "it doesn't matter how many years it has been, he still hurt your feelings. and nobody does that to my baby," he said, miffed.

you couldn't help but to chuckle, "well, you are coming along, so i have nothing to worry about."

the male grins, "damn right i am coming, he better sleep with one eye open starting from now," gojo threatens.

gojo just cannot wrap his head around your concept of "forgive-and-forget" because you never hold grudges, you forget everything and still talk to people who've wronged you, and you still have the heart to accept them.

as much as people say "forgive and forget", they end up at least holding the tiniest bit of grudge — or even a bigger grudge, right? but you? you don't. you actually forgive and forget.

well — thankfully, not him. he takes his job to protect you seriously, from any kind of harm, including monsters (people who were mean to you) both in the past, present, and possibly the future.

"baby, can you stop hanging out with that one girl? the one who always wears the purple colored eye-shadow?" he asks you, wrapping his arms around your waist.

"hm? why?"

"i don't like the vibe she gives out. it's giving...well...cruella de vil." he murmurs into your neck, nuzzling his nose in content as you went on with your skincare routine.

"satoru," you mumbled, "you can't just judge her by her vibes."

he groans, "but baby, i swear i could just feel it! she's evil," he whispers in your ear.

"satoru."

"okay, fine. just tell me if she does anything to you, i'll give her a piece of my mind (hollow purple)." he mutters out, pouting and upset as you brushed his speculations off.

GETO SUGURU. he loves it and hates it at the same time. geto loves how positive you are against the world — and what more does he need, really? it's you and him against the world at this point, although he feels like he doesn't contribute much to your positive energy (that's what he thinks).

geto thinks of himself as a pretty negative person. and you know. the both of you had a lot of deep talks about everything, including what you both had in mind. and honestly, geto wasn't surprised if he hears you talking about how your life was going smoothly; and his was just a contradiction to what you have.

it's life, people come and go. but geto seemed skeptical of that term, why couldn't people come and stay? he finds it hard to believe that you could be the one leaving him at anytime of the day, and the thought just terrifies the male.

the death of amanai put a hole in his mind that couldn't be closed off, and it fucking scarred him. but you were there for him, you didn't sugar coat words or tell him white lies — you tell him everything, straight to his face, and your choices of words made him feel loved. what else could he ask for?

"'m sorry," he mutters into your shoulder, and his voice comes out a bit muffled.

you brushed his nape gently, "it's alright sugu, you know you don't have to apologize for being sad, right?" you tell him, pressing a kiss onto the side of his head, "it's okay to be a little sad."

sometimes he asks himself if he really deserved you or not. but at the end of the day; you always convince him that he deserved it.

geto hates your optimism sometimes because he watches people trample over you and you brush them off with a smile, it makes him feel angry. he asks himself why you were doing this to yourself? believe me when he tried asking you to try talking back, or putting up a fight.

"angel, you know it makes me kind of sad that you'd let people talk to you that way," he said to you, grazing his finger over your cheek gently.

you shot him a gentle smile, "'ts okay sugu, what good do i get from arguing back to them, really?"

he just pulls you into his embrace, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck, saying nothing. god, he just wanted to protect you from the world — why does everyone have to be so fucking mean to you?

"will you be mad if i tell them off for you?" he asks

"depends on your methods, tell me about it."

"threatening them. if it doesn't work, violence." he mutters out briefly.

"sugu, no."

NANAMI KENTO. he doesn't mind it, he finds you endearing, really. a cat getting hurt? he'll accompany you to the vet with it. or a child crying because of a fall? he'll watch you help them without any single thoughts behind.

he just loves how selfless you are. nanami once read a quote, "when given the choice between being right or being kind, choose kind." and every time he sees a selfless act from you — he just kinds of chanted it in his mind, and tell you what, nanami is such a proud boyfriend.

nanami loves how you see the good in everything, a person spilled their food on you? you tell them mistakes happen. a person bumping into you and then blaming you for it? you tell them you're sorry and thought that maybe they just had a really bad day.

but sometimes he couldn't help but to worry over you — someone so positive, bubbly, and optimistic around people who (probably) have disgusting minds. when he's not around to keep an eye on you, he just worries that someone might took advantage of your kindness and throw it out the window.

and he wouldn't be there to stop it from happening.

"ken, i'm going to go out for a hang out. it's fine, i've got my friends with me!" god, the jitters that he gets whenever you mention your friends — he was never really fond of the friends you have now, especially since they were trying hard to earn his attention. he knows they were just using you.

the texts they sent to him behind your back, the shit-talking about you, and everything else. god, he wanted to tell you about it; but he just didn't have the heart to, because he knows it will break your heart.

although nanami told them off quite rudely, defending you — it baffled him to how they still try to hang out with you with no shame after. and he tried telling you about how he doesn't like them, but you tell him it was fine.

"may i come along then?" just the thought of leaving you alone with those people pisses him off to the core, if he can't stop you from being friends with them — he will be with you.

when you agreed, he made it his job to expose them as nicely as he could. and he succeeded, oh the ecstasy he felt when you finally told them you didn't feel like hanging out with them anymore.

(and he ended up showing you the texts).

© CHURIPU 2023 , DO NOT COPY OR REPOST ANYWHERE !

[oxygen537art]

istg I luv ur art style so much and also can I get mha smut recommendations (idrc wat ship but mainly bakudeku and dabihawks is wat I'm looking for. shiggydabi is cool too)

Thank you so much for your nice words, I'm glad you enjoy my art! ❤️

I've listed the authors and titles of their works that I once saved in my favorites. I hardly follow updates now, it's been a while since I reread the works listed here, so I rely purely on notes and bookmarks left by past me. Just a reminder that everyone's tastes are different, please read the tags. And check out the authors' other works!

18+, Minors Do Not Interact!

Aphra_After_Dark

The Desk Job

Fight for You, Fighting for Me

how to 69 when both of you have fangs

In For A Penny

Mommy Milkers

Of Corset Is

A Slow Descent

Something New

bluebelle

can I kiss you?

full rack

hard boiled

cozzzynook

“Closer”

"Come on baby bird, show me whose submissive”

“Lace and Feathers”

“Mated” series

“I got you a present birdie”

“I’ll Love you even when you don’t love you”

Self-care is the best care, but with you it’s just better

The sun that stole the moon

“Touya’s Fun Night In”

Cateil

drowning in you

heart and soul

messy

palpable

cellostiel

Maraschino Cherry Juice

Relaxation

The Real Deal

Songbird

So Fucking Electric

DeadBoysWalking

Hyperfixation

Shut Up And Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Good Boy

If Only

Eyes On Me

The Other Way

Wait A Minute, Baby, Stay With Me A While

Turn you inside-out by dorothycanfly

drunkenCharm

As Above So Below

Before I Ever Met You

Begging for Thread

Days of Bloom

Drowning Gods

Good Vibrations

i hold you to my heart's desire

Waiting Game

FeatheredFvck

Bad Behavior

Bet

Breathe

Dickstracted

Euphoria

I'll Do You Two Better

It's A Spring Thing

The One Percent

Unexpected

From flames to ashes by NekoRika (This is a collection of oneshots, but I save the chapters 3, 23, 36, 41, 43)

Neurotoxin

Arrangements

Change Of Pace

Learn To Breathe

Punk Gecko Boi watches Smexy Gaymer and his Goth bf fuck on webcam.mp4

Pixie_Virus

4's a Party

Couch Troubles

Meet-Cute

After Dicking Cuddles by the_pursuit_of_happiness

I'll Make It Fit and Milk Me by paleserendipity

SaltyTomato

Good boy

I hope they have your eyes

Pretty Fingers on Slick Thighs

satan_copilots_my_tardis (I recommend all of their works. Some are only available on Tumblr (18+) @satancopilotsmytardis)

SoenNoAme (TsukkiNoNeko)

Blue Flames, Blue Passion

Captivated By Your Resonating Light

Close To You

Dancing Flames

Diplomatic Approach

Edge of Glory

Glimmer

Heated

Kiss Me Like It's Do Or Die

Play A Little Game

Satisfy the Undisclosed Desires in your Heart

sometimes I wonder which one will be your last lie.

Stuck in Repeat

Tears That Drip Sore

until you learn to love yourself

White Camelia

Your Innocence Is Mine

Wind Down by frozenCinders

Primal Instincts and Pretty Things by truthinadvertising

fuck around and find out and End Racism in the OTW- All Dolled Up by unbalancedcentrifuge

VampyrSutton

Be Good For Me

The Cave

Eyes on Me

Good Little Whore

Hate Fuck

How Are You Alive?

How Do You Live Like This?

How the Mighty Fall

Spring Heat

SSD Day 3~Werebeasts~Claiming Bite/Knotting

SSD Day 6~Anthro~Collar

Werewolfnightwalker

All Of Me

The Consequences of Nesting

Down By the Wexford Border

Save a Horse, Ride a Birdboy

Soft

Take Me Apart So Gently

Turn Off The Lights (We Don't Need Them To Dance)

[youmeandthestarsss]

My experience with transits pt. 1

(Y’all as I’m typing this the transiting ascendant is in Gemini exactly conjunction Jupiter in my 5th house and I just have to say astrology is so accurate because I randomly just got the energy to start typing this)

Saturn transit my 2nd house: So first I’m going to start off with the positives. Ever since this transit, I’ve started saving up, got a debit card, being more wise about what I spend my money on, judging price tags a lot more, working more often, and overall became more serious about making money. But despite all of that I still REALLY hate this transit!!! Not because of the financial aspects of it but because of the physical. The 2nd house can be associated with food, clothing, and material possessions. And when it came to food istg there were times I could barely eat. I kid you not, 3 bites of food and I was DONE. FULL. I’d sometimes go almost a whole day without eating because of being bloated the whole day!! I stopped having an appetite, I could only eat small portions of food, and because it’s in Pisces, I’d sometimes drank too much water and would get completely full off of just that. Ngl there were also times I damn near felt like I couldn’t swallow my food and would kinda choke on it. Which makes sense because the 2nd house rules the throat and Saturn rules restrictions and blockages. And because of all of this I lost so much weight and I’ve become super skinny now😔🥲. I seriously can’t wait for Saturn in Aries just so I can go back to having a large appetite, getting thick, and binging everyday😭. I will say though if you’re looking to lose weight or eat better this is definitely the transit that’ll get you right but if not then you’ve been warned😭. Now when it came to the clothing aspect of this transit, I got rid of most of my clothes and gave them away but since I’ve been trying to save up, it’s been hard finding clothes that look good on me now that I’m skinny and all the clothes that I do want are super expensive because of inflation. And this has really impacted my self esteem bc of having to wear clothes that look super baggy on me now and not having the money to purchase ones that I do like. Also, returning stuff as well. This is all so Saturn in the 2nd house lol.

Jupiter in Gemini transit my 5th house: Watching tv shows a lot more, going out to watch movies, downloading games on my phone, being more active on YouTube and some social media platforms, driving more often too, road trips and short distance trips, and texting and using email more.

Uranus in Taurus transit the 4th house: So this transit happened in 2020 for me and ever since then I’ve noticed so many things. First of all Uranus rules sudden events and unexpected changes. And in my home since then, I got a bigger bed, numerous things in my house breaking so then having to buy new things to replace them, my family dynamics changed a lot, family members moving in and out of my house, family members dying, kitchen and bathroom appliances breaking all the time, changing the color of our house, desiring a new house, going house hunting, painting the doors, gardening, making our house look more “earthy”, erratic behaviors from my maternal side of the family, stray cats living outside our house, and house bills going up!

Transit Jupiter in Aries through my 3rd house plus Jupiter transit in Gemini: During these times I started learning how to drive, earned my permit then my license, spent a lot of time doing school work, used email and text a lot more, doing research on cars, and practiced driving almost everyday and even drove on the highway for the first time

Mars transit my 6th house: I spent a lot of time working and tried to pick up as many shifts as I could. Downside of this was that I got in some drama with one of my coworkers because she was not doing her job and I was left to clean up after her. I’m a Capricorn yall I can’t help it.

Transit moon in Aries in my third house: I got into an argument with a teacher at school

Transit Uranus square my moon in the 6th house: The 6th house rules ur physical body and when this happened I had an episode of my iron deficiency. I was literally at work when it had happened and felt all the symptoms and almost passed out

Transit Pluto in Aquarius conjunct my ascendant and Venus: I’ll probably make a separate post about this transit in the future because there’s a lot I can say about this transit. I’ll keep it simple but ever since it happened in early 2023, I’ve had to reevaluate how I see the world and how I view people. Its also increased my desire to glow up and get surgery and some other cosmetic procedures done. Wanting to change the entire way I look, changing and upgrading my wardrobe, investing more in makeup and beauty content, building up a Pinterest board, facing reality, changing my type in men, constantly reminding myself that glitter isn’t always gold, constantly reminding myself that life isn’t social media, constantly reminding myself that people are just souls at the end of the day, struggling with detachment since aqua rules detachment but Pluto rules obsession, and etc. lmk if you want more info about this transit!

[qrevo]

Was tagged by @humanaaa and @hholandies!! Thanks for the tags ^^

1. Are you named after anyone?

Kinda?? My first and second names are supposed to come from angels of the bible (or as so i was told), but istg the one from my first name DOES NOT exist. I searched everywhere and came up empty-handed lol

2. When was the last time you cried?

Last week when i replayed Adastra. The catharsis was so strong it disintegrated my core being into dust fr fr

3. Do you have kids?

Nope!! And i don't plan to!!

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

I practiced judo when i was very very tiny, but i was too scrawny and clumsy for it. Left before even making it out of the white belt LMAO

Also a little before high school i used to play basketball and swim!!

Now i just bike regularly if that somehow counts SKDJFDKF

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Very very rarely

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

Their outfit!!

7. Eye color?

Brown!!

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

C-Can i have both 🥺👉👈

But if i had to choose between them i think i'd go with a scary movie

9. Any talents?

Being good at math counts?? SKJSJSJD

10. Where were you born?

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

11. Hobbies?

Since the start of the year i picked up drawing again!! I sometimes play videogames, but i haven't been doing it that much lately. I take walks a few days of the week. I also like watching/reading stuff but that one's a given

12. Any pets?

We have two dogs!! Fiona, the bigger one we adopted, and Moana, the smaller one that adopted us!! (i also wanted a cat but everyone here's allergic and hates them to death for some reason)

13. Height?

I must be between 1.70m ~ 1.72m?? I haven't measured my height in quite some time lol

14. Favorite school subject?

Unsurprisingly, math!!

15. Dream job?

I used to dream of becoming a programmer or a game developer, but i've become quite disillusioned with the industry. Now i really have no idea LMAO

Tagging @not-too-many-eyes @rainbowghostcat @candckirby @seariii @gunsli-01 @roseofcards90 and anyone else that feels like it!!

edit: enough reblogs on this one continue the tag game on your own posts 💥💥💥💥💥

[starsofang]

Now that’s a chapter I ate up!!!! Gobbled and everything. I want to make more synonyms but wtv. I’ve come to speak to her majesty, once again.

Your writing skills are just UGHHHH. I love them and I can’t even explain. I dont know if you’re putting some type of drugs in them but I’m addicted and it’s your fault. LIKE WHAT?? This was definitely a more laid back chapter, and I soooooo appreciated it. After yk, you tried to kill me and pull out my heart and stomp on it last chapter.

Okay! Okay. Back to the fic. I already knewww their reactions to the dress were going to be amazing. I don’t think I want to know why Soap got up and left. But them drooling is so real. These dogs probably haven’t seen a women that their close to wear such a beautiful dress. One that, even modest, they most definitely loved seeing on her.

Soap and Ghost. Are we really surprised 😐 like raise your hand if you didn’t see this coming. Jokes aside, their absolutely beautiful I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love seeing them together. Also WE GOT TO SEE HIS FACE?!?!? I don’t know how I feel about that😭 Like oh my god, yay. But I hate that we saw it in a way that he didn’t want. If that makes any sense. Like he might’ve wanted to shield her from any scars and truth of what he’s been through and her seeing it without his knowledge is heartbreaking.

And, of course. As a John Price girlie I cant skip him. His teasing has me kicking my feet and giggling. Maybe it’s the daddy issues i dont know but I love older men (in fics) who act like John Price😔✊🏻

One of these days I’ll gain the courage to slide in dm’s and show you my google doc of my theories.

this is one of my favorite chapters only because the banter is finally bantering and my dialogue is improving and i think this chapter was so cute 😭 don’t get used to it <3

also, apologies for the last chapter. again. love u.

pls i have an image in my head of the dress but i like keeping my descriptions as neutral as possible since its. yknow. reader self insert. but i wanna know what you imagined it go be 😫 i’m a black clothes girly since im #emo to the core.

soap and ghost are so gay but that’s not where it ends i fear. this is a poly x reader after all. i’ve never written poly before but i hope i’m doing a decent job at the build up so far 😫 AND YES GHOST’S FACE UGHHHH i just had to show him off at least once i had to it hurts me knowing hes hiding. she definitely stressing now that she saw it tho 😭

john price is my king idc what anybody had to say about him in the first ten chapters, nobody trusted me with him istg. even the way i write him sometimes makes me a little hot i’m like oh ok 😭 (i also have daddy issues #hesdead so i absolutely understand that bc all my fav characters are older)

what if i slid in ur dms first (i’m a horrible texter)

[quetzal-animations]

Heya! Welcome to my dump- er, profile!

But don't actually perish. I don't have an alibi.

Hello! I'm Quetzal, Quetz or Que to my friends, I don't care what pronouns you use for me tbh. I'm bisexual, and I have AUDHD, so please bear with me. It can be wonky up in the think tank sometimes. I am excessively awkward, as many people have told me. I have a tendency to say too much at once, act overly excited, or say things or word things in a way I shouldn't. I sincerely apologise for this, I am trying to get better, but it's... not going great. If I do/say anything that bothers you, PLEASE tell me, so I know, and I can try to avoid it in the future.

I know that seems like a lot, and I agree with you. If you don't want to deal with that, that's okay. I'm generally too shy to speak to somebody unprompted anyways.

ANYWAYS-

I like to draw and make stupid funny nonsense, and my two current fandom obsessions are:

ROTTMNT (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.)

And the Champions and Nova comics series from Marvel. (My favourite Marvel character is Sam Alexander [Nova].)

The Ultimate Spider-Man animated series. (2012-2017)

Warnings/DNI stuff:

T-CESTERS STAY AWAY ISTG-

Also, no hate or homophobia, racism, any of that nasty crap.

I'm serious. Test me. I WILL aggressively bop you.

Mutuals/Friends:

@likablemuffin

@unjudgmentalnoob

@gaysideofmarvel

@pmkn2-0

@iobsesswaytoomuch

@ldma-boodyshaker900

Links:

Nothing of interest here, sorry.

Upcoming stuff/projects: Uh... idk lol.

Other BS if I think of it:

A bullet doesn't do its job until after it's fired.

National anthems can technically be considered 'country' music.

They say there's more water than land on Earth, but there's more land under the water...

Eppy and/or seepy are infinitely better nonexistent words than eepy. Fight me. I will die on this hill. This is a hill. That I will die on.

[myownwholewildworld]

get to know your moots!

hey hi hellooo! thank you so much for the tags @yxtkiwiyxt & @joelmillerisapunk, you lovely people 🥰 loved reading yours!

what's the origin of your blog title?: honestly, i can't remember ��� been using it over a decade now and i fear it's not even gramatically correct lol but cba to change it...

favorite fandoms: the PP fandom, obvs. at least the one i brain rot over the most. have also been head over heels for norman reedus - istg i still have a real size poster of him somewhere in my wardrobe.

OTP(s) + shipname: if you go far back enough in my blog, you'll see i was a diehard olicity defender (from the cw's arrow). i also shipped (as a parent/child relationship) bethyl (from twd).

favorite color: used to be red, now leaning towards green.

favorite game: league of legends (my undoing) and the sims 4. sometimes stardew valley.

song stuck in your head: the road to dundee - the corries (currently giving me The Thots™)

weirdest habit/trait?: been thinking real hard about this one, i can't think of one, how boringgg

hobbies: writing, listening to music 24/7, being a potato.

if you work, what's your profession?: senior analytical chemist.

if you could have any job you wish what would it be?: a vet. but i'd spend my days and nights crying over strangers' pets.

something you're good at: arguing. you should see me at work lmao

something you're bad at: paying attention 😅 i blame my adhd for that.

something you love: i love the sense of community we all have cultivated here.

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: so many things, but my special interest is scottish history. catch me on a good day and i'll explain in detail why mel gibson's "brave heart" is the worst fucking movie of all times.

something you hate: hypocrisy.

something you collect: a lot of shit, honestly. i collect merch from different fandoms (twd, hp, star wars, lotr, disney...)

something you forget: if i've locked my car. even when i'm sure i've locked it 10 times in a row, i'll still go back and double check.

what's your love language?: huh? what's that? if i had to choose, i'd say acts of service.

favorite movie/show: uh-oh... uhmm... that's so difficult. i'll say outlaw king and the lion king, but i have a hundred.

favorite food: burnt cheesecake. and i'm lactose intolerant 😭

favorite animal: horses!

are you musical?: oh yeah...

what were you like as a child?: a crybaby. now i am an angry crybaby, but a crybaby nonetheless.

favorite subject at school?: natural sciences.

least favorite subject?: maths.

what's your best character trait?: i'd say that i like to help people as much as i can, even when it's detrimental to myself sometimes.

what's your worst character trait?: i guess i'm my harshest critic. oh, and the impending doom social anxiety brings upon me (anyone else thinks everyone hates them? yea, welcome, please, come in)

if you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be?: a specific coworker. being a woman in science sucks sometimes...

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet?: assuming we are talking famous people, robert the bruce and rosalind franklin.

recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!): i recently compiled a list of my fav 2024 fics that you can read here!

npt (and sorry if you've already done it!): @iknowisoundcrazy @gothcsz @almostfoxglove @baronessvonglitter @inept-the-magnificent @whoaitspascal87 @heartpatch

[sblvrgg]

idk why i'm writing this but yeah here we go

i have danced my whole life, not like at a pro level but i've been in a few competitions with the crew i used to be in

i stopped training seriously in 2021 because of uni+my job but ofc i kept dancing like around the house, with my sibling or my friends, whenever and wherever i could

i've been following stray kids for a few months now and istg i've never missed dancing so bad, seeing them practicing or performing on stage made me want to dance again but not randomly, like i really wanted to learn and practice a serious choreo and all that

so here i am, learning "taste" from a mirrored video cause it has everything a choreo should have (fast and slow movements, a lot of body control, interpretation, two whole octaves on the floor) and most importantly everything i used to be absolutely bad at hahaha

these are my knees right now

guess i should've worn knee pads (btw yes i'm in my pjs rn and no i haven't shaved, it's still winter, fuck shaving)

they hurt a bit and my thighs do too but it's like SO FUCKING SATISFYING AAAAAAHHHHHH it took a few hours to learn the whole choreo and i'm much slower than i used to be in the past, also i'm super out of practice but the fact itself that i do wanna practice is like a miracle after three years of... nothing? cause i really hate sports and gyms so when i stopped dancing i did absolutely nothing but going for a walk sometimes

i know it sounds super cliché but this is the first time i get attached to an idol (minho) and wow idols in general can really inspire a lot even if you'll never really know them and they won't ever know that you exist, it's so weird cause they enter your life without asking anything but giving you so much respect and inspiration and devotion like WHY SHOULD YOU BE SO IMPORTANT TO ME??? WHO ARE YOU???? NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS??? BUT I KINDA LOVE IT NOW???

HAHFKCNWOWjd OK IM DONE BYE

[localmentallyillwriter]

Woaahhh !!! Introoo >.<

(Shhh, if you saw my old last pinned blog you didnt :3)

HIIIIII <3333

(I lob him so much that it hurts 😭😭)

My names M, but I don't mind any name tbh, just give me a name and I'll use it :3

I LOVE using Kamoji's, so there will be a lot throughout this blog (∩^o^)⊃━☆

I don't really know how to introduce myself, do I make dot points about myself, or sentences ?!?! ╯︿╰

Anyway, I use He/they pronouns (and Neo's, but I'm lowkey so scared people will hate me if I share them, even though it's like ONE set but still ><) Please no feminine pronouns, they just make me uncomfortable and upset :(

Which is weird, because I love dressing in skirts and dresses (IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A FEM BOY ONE MORE TIME IM ACTUALLY GONNA COMBUST ＞﹏＜)

My main fandoms at the moment are Bungo Stray Dogs and Sonic, I'm in a lot more (I'll list later on probably) so I'll mainly post about them, as well as my OC's.

My favorites are Oda, Kunikida, Atsushi, Chuuya, Sigma, Ango, Mori and Fukazawa. I guess Dazai as well :3 I don't hate him or anything, I just like the others better lmao.

I don't really hate any BSD characters, I think their all cool in their own way :3

I LOVEEEE Shadow and Cream, istg no one knows Cream because they never watched Sonic X, LIKE I GREW UP ON SONIC X AND SONIC BOOM, PLEASE HMU IF YOU FW CREAM !!!!!!

I also write on this blog, mainly just one shot cause I'm eepy and like to just write quick things. Apart from on my aO3 where I write my longer fics (I will NOT be sharing since there's a way to find my Pinterest, AND NUH UH!!! I AM NOT LETTING PEOPLE FROM TUMBLR SEE ME ON PINTEREST !!!!! and my YouTube which i barely post to anyway)

Did you know I started yapping to my therapist about aO3 and Wattpad (He didn't know what they were so i just HAD to explain. ALSO A BSD FAN GETTING THERAPYY ?!?!?!?!?!)

Lowkey so mentally fuckeeddd, so if there's a weird post, it's probably bc I'm going a bit freaky and I'll most likely delete it in the morning ╯︿╰

I DONT like people reposting my art, ESPECAILLY if it gets more popular or more likes than my original post :( So please don't (I don't mind re-blogging though :3)

As well as not liking people feeding my writing to AI !!!! THAT TAKES AWAY MY TIME AND EFFORT AND MAKES IT SOME EMOTIONLESS SLOP, DO NOT FUCKING DO THAT, OR ISTG YOUR FAMILY IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE BASEMENT !!!! jokes (maybe) but please, don't be disrespectful to me or really any writer, and use there writing in AI, it's VERY harmful to us, our work and genuinely just creativity :/

I write anything I want and are also slightly related to me, so I have done some self-harm comfort, as well as a quick Kunizai fic (MY FAVOURITE SHIP FRFR GUYS !!!!!) I also might post some nsfw sometimes, I swear it won't ever be to explicate, but I'll always add the warning.

ALSO NO ONE UNDER 15 INTERACT WITH MY BLOG PLEASE !!! EVERY ONE ON TUMBLR SHOULD BE 15+ ANYWAY !!!!!!!!!

I dont know if i'll take requests, i think you can always go ahead and request me to draw something, or write something, and hopefully I'll get around to it, but I'm a student who always gets admitted to hospitals, soooo i might take a while. I dont mind drawing OC's or even characters that are from something i dont know. I also wanna job so bad (for money ( •̀ ω •́ )✧), but I'm not stable enough to get hired apparently.

I post regularly, and I love to interact with people >.<

Don't be shy, I won't bite (I will definitely bite, it's my favorite thing to do to people)

Oh also if you couldn't tell i struggle with english so much that its actually not funny, grammar is so haarddd, and all the words look so squigglyyyy. I prefer Russian tbh, the letters are squiggly in a good way >.<

Uhhhh, idk, this was more explianing my blog more than me, but i dont know what else to say about me, i liikeee MUSIC !!! ILL DO SOME SONGS THAT I LOVVEEE AND YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY LISTEN TO RNNN !!!!

SLUT4EVER BY BOY FANTASY, Бо�� by Grad!ent (Just go listen to all of Grad!ent's songs, I love him so much <333), Monitoring by Deco 27, Pretty Visitors By Arctic Monkeys (I LOVE THE WHOLE HUMBUG ALBUM !!!!), Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms, Handjob by Ayesha Erotica, Red Room, Cut Me Down and Take a Pic by 6arelyhuman, ANY REBXYYZ SONG, MY FAV IS BLACKROSES !!!, Horny Club Party by Hoshie Star, Rebxyyz and Xaxanity is also rlly pookie :3 Judas by Abuse, ANY LADY GAGA SONG, WE LOVE HER HERE GUYS !!!!!! Idk, as you can see my music taste is just anything, i guess emo and scene is the genre that comes up the most lmao :3

OMGGG ALSO CLASSIC LITURATURE !!! >>>>

I have alot of Dazai books, some Fyodor ones, Dracula, 2 H.P Lovecraft, and Ane of Green Gables by Lucy :D

I also love organs >_< (Hearts, livers, anything, I LOVVEEE, I JUST WANNA SQUISSHH AND PLAAYYY !!!!!! er- thats a bit weird)

Anyway, hope you enjoy my blog, ik i yapped SO MUCH, but im literally a certified yapper ^^ Love you all, have a FANTASTIC day/night, and make sure to have a little snack, and a drink of water.

Bye bye

(Fandoms I'm in/Interests I have that are shows, books e.c.t

-BSD

-Sonic

-FNAF

-WOF (not too much these days, but I used to love it as a kid)

-ENA

-Life Lessons With Uramichi Onisan

-SpyxFamily

-Everything But Your Life

-Death Note

-I have a HUGE obsession with flowers, sooooo if I see them I might start tweaking and want them in my posession (✿◕‿◕✿)

Alright see ya guys <3)

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Got some questions about the plural Cartman hc!!

Do the people around him know??

What is the cause of his DID ??

What are the relationships between his altars like ?? (I mean from what I've heard alters can talk to each other? I'm not sure though I only started researching did)

FUCK I THOUGHT I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS HAHA MOVING ON---

the history of this ask is very silly actually bc i had it almost-written at least 3 times and then the draft deleted i hate my life sm

Do the people around him know?? *hits u with a "sort of"* i mean it depends on who and when tbh- he himself finds out when he's ~17, and his friends (m5) kinda at the same time bc they were the ones who took him to that conclusion (its crazy, i need to write it sometime istg). his mom knows there's sth wrong with him but he never tells her. neither does he tell anyone that's not m5. but he also doesn't bother with masking much so its relatively easy to find out lol

What is the cause of his DID ?? typical childhood trauma pretty much liane was pretty neglectful when he was very little (acts the way she does now to compensate), liane's job wasn't Ideal either (s/a trauma who? 😇), south park-typical bs, haha little guy had it fucked :3 (nobody is laughing)

What are the relationships between his alters like ?? imagine living with a bunch of very annoying homosexual kinda homophobic roomates you know you'll be stuck with for your whole life. thats them. some of them are cool with each other, some just barely stand each other, and some cannot be in any proximity or chaos (of the bad kind) ensues; but they'll all have each others' backs if it really is necessary (maybe reclutantly, but they're there that's what counts)

SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER I HAD BETTER RESPONSES THE FIRST 2 TIMES BUT I GAVE UP 😭😭😭

[alaskan-wallflower]

hi hello i am a server at a restaurant by day and a kyle fan by night so i am more than happy to supply you with some waiter!kyle headcanons! warning: very VERY long and this isn’t even all of them

he would be one of the strongest servers in the restaurant. i can see him being really organized and having a system for everything. he’d be good with the hospitality part, dude never forgets to bring your side of ranch and water glasses never go empty. it takes a lot to overwhelm him.

however…on the rare occasions he is in the weeds…he’d sass the other staff and grumble under his breath. i don’t see his tables suffering because of this, he screams in the walk in before interacting with them. if he’s got a real bitchass customer, the sass comes out again. and then he screams in the walk in and complains to all his friends about it for the next week. that being said. he has had to be held back from confronting a guest by his coworkers once or twice after being stiffed.

i was a hostess for years so many thoughts here. if he gets triple sat or triple skipped he would be so nice and forgiving to the hostesses to their FACES, but be thinking in his head “how are you this fucking dumb”. if it keeps happening though he will say something, he wouldn’t yell and be a total dick about it but he would be a little condescending. for really good hosts and bussers he likes though, he tips them out extra because he’s just that generous. he would watch out for the young hostesses and make sure the creepy old men don’t bother them. he’d see that shit and immediately direct the old fart away from the underaged girl. and we love him for that.

never lets anyone borrow his fancy pilot g2 pens (same)

always looking dapper! he gels his hair for work cus it needs to be out of the way. and that apron has been washed, steamed, and pressed by mama broflovski herself baby

has beef with the bartender because one very busy saturday night he super sassed them for taking too long to make a drink only to realize he never actually rang it in…oops. bartender never forgave that one

took forever to learn how to pull a beer from the tap and honestly is still not very good at it (me)

refuses to clean any bodily fluids in any part of the restaurant, he’d quit his job first. don’t get paid enough for that (also me and you’d be surprised how often this is a problem)

master silverwear roller like he flys through that shit. mf always leaves exactly when he’s cut bc all his sidework is done already

if the line cooks give him shit he speaks to them in jersey and they’re like oh we didn’t know you were chill like that nvm

he’d have regulars that he just loves and adores and some regulars that he hates so much that he has forbade the hosts from ever putting them in his section

oh he’s a weekend shift hog, he thinks he deserves the busy shifts because he’s simply just a better server than the others so logically why wouldn’t he? smh

he usually likes it when the guys come to eat while he’s working and they goof off a little, but if those mfs show up on a busy weekend he’s like no god please no because they are like the biggest distractions ever. i would go on about how stan, kenny, and cartman would act while kyle’s working but i fear i’ve made this ask long enough as is

the dumbass smile in my face as i saw this in my inbox, i was SO looking forward to answering this one

i fucking love these ohmygosh-he’s such a bitch but in the best ways?? like he genuinely gets me sometimes-

he gets so damn sassy when things don’t go the way he intended-he’s never really snapped at people, he just makes small bites to the neck like ‘oh i didn’t realize that you were doing my job now for me’ and he would let out the most sarcastic ass laugh istg-i feel like he would be the kind of ‘busy bee’ worker where he absolutely loses track of time and is like ‘oh my break was a half hour ago fuck’

he probably tries to take all the night shifts because that’s just how he is. he’s a night owl and likes sleeping in ‘til noon.

but YES PLEASE-I would LOVE to read more of your headcanons like this!! i really don’t mind how long it gets-the more the better imo! i love reading stuff like this!! don’t feel nervous, i would LOVE to read some more!!

(he also sneaks leftovers out for kenny. i like to think those two get closer in their teens because kyle realizes how much kenny means to them all)

one i personally have is that cartman knows kyle’s schedule like the back of his hand and follows a routine in which he knows when all kyle’s breaks are. cartman will subtly fuck with kyle and make him miss all his breaks, usually including his lunch break. (if he’s working the morning, which he usually ends up doing, unlucky) he comes back later to laugh in kyle’s face because poor boy’s hungry and tired. makes some snide ass comment about how ‘oH kYlE tHaTs So ImProFeSsIoNaL oF yOu To YaWn MiDsEnTeNcE’ or he laughs because ‘aren’t you a waiter? your job is to bring out the food, not to want it, kahl’ dunno how the rest would play out. that’s just one i have-if you wanna add on tho i’d love to hear it!! :)

anyway. i’d love to hear any other headcanons you (or anyone else for that matter) may have! ^^

[daiseukiis]

SHARE A THOT ABOUT F/Os

i have no idea what you're talking about bestie

EDIT OH I AM SO DUMB

RE-EDITNG AND ADDING JSDFW

kaiser - i actually started liking this stupid koolaid hair dipped man because of a few smaus. yk those like scenerios of like 1/2 ss yea... fell for him there. i dont even know why i have so much appeal to him, probably because he's s smug cocky little shit and his tattoos honestly get me. but still, that little ass needs to be humbled and i am here all for it ;)

despite me and him like being so suffocatingly flirtly with him that almost everyone hates it, they also appreciate the times that i am the only one that can smack his stupid ass up right again and humble him. he really does listen to me, and he most likely admires my determination and super blunt ass lol. before games he makes sure to kiss me, he thinks it a good luck charm. we play pass sometimes, though i'm not any good at football he still enjoys playing with me ( or so he says he does ). he remembers the small things surprisingly, how i love the colour purple and though not into dresses, loves buying ones with blue roses ( ironically enough, a very pale or royal shade of blue rlly suits me so if he sees it he's buying it ) and he lets me use his card to go shopping!

kise - i cannot get this dumb blonde idiot out of my head like what the actual fuck. when i saw him i'm like oh he's pre cut, but omg the more scenes of him i ended up liking him and how determined he is. esp that scene of kasamatsu telling him off, this guy also needs to be humbled. i rlly liked his character development and i like how it shows that kise isn't just some 'good guy' everyone says he is. also, this bitch has been nerfed so many times in the anime like ??? HE IS UNSTOPPABLE HE ISTG THE STRONGEST GOM AND THEN BOOM INJURED.

me and kise is me turning down his flirtyass sometimes haha, he needs to be humbled like kaiser! he is another that most likely admires me for my attitude. i'm no gom player like him, nor am i like outstandingly amazing at ball, we play tgtr and this stupid asshole never lets me win! i give him pointers since i used to coach, he absolutely loves my dedication to the sport lol. i hate how he teases me, regardless of my competitive dancing background could not for the love of me survive dance dance rev. i hate him for that. we go shopping tgtr and when we go out we're lwk matching ! he dresses me up, i dress him up. he takes me to his modelling gigs sometimes and when they need an extra i model w him :3

sting - my first anime crush ! the owner of my heart, kise, kaiser and everyone else be renting ! ( real ! ) literally would melt again in his presence. pre gmg sting was such an asshole, like he was michael kaiser asshole it is so astonishing. but he actually does care a lot though under that masked cocky crop top he's always in. istg when lector disappeared and he cried for him back rlly stung, and i love how he cares so much about other post gmg !!! like omg, i could fall to my knees im so in love with him it's so crazy.

i would nag at him to do his guild work, because as guild master he really needs to get his shit together or else we can't go on jobs tgtr. he sucks at cooking, so i'm the one who cooks for him; depending on how busy he is doing paper work i'll feed him too! always pecks me a kiss if he has to go on a mission and will always come back with souvenirs for me. he's a bit forgetful, but i can see that he makes up for it for surprise dates, lots of cuddles and kisses.