#istg I didn't want anything more than them kissing

[satori-the-miracle-boy]

Like kissing him right? RIGHT NAVA???

[rosyblooom]

levi's jeans | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem quadrant!reader SUMMARY: y/n loves levi's jeans—it's all she wears, ever. so when lando has to draw her in a quadrant video, that's what he draws: levi's jeans. a bad attempt at flirting? maybe, but it gets the ball rolling. A/N: been listening to 'levii's jeans' 24/7 since the album dropped omg

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f1gossipofficial After two months of being spotted together numerous times in London and Monaco, and stirring up dating rumours, Lando Norris and fellow Quadrant member Y/N L/N were recently seen off the coast of Spain, soaking up the sun and looking pretty cosy.

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[savannahsdeath]

Hi <33 I love love love your writing and I really want your take on what fucking santa barbara!Ellie would be like if your up to it 🫶🫶

first of all THANK YOU💗💗 and yes ofc i tried my best !!

SANTA BARBARA!ELLIE X READER HEADCANONS + EXAMPLE ONESHOT

mdni please<3

warnings: 18+!! smut

writers note: its not like my typical hcs because this ones more like umm with plot?? idk how to say this but i hope ykwim😓ENJOY!!

🌿 she's definitely rough like im sure 100%

🌿 she would degrade you but she also praises you from time to time

🌿 now, hear me out, she doesnt have her usual smirk. like someeetimessss but mostly she looks so stern and focused youre literally scared to make a sound

🌿 she definitely doesnt care about making a mess. shed be sooo sloppy istg!!!!

🌿 she also doesnt care about whatever youre saying. she barely listens. everytime you hit her with a 'stop/too fast' she either completely ignores you or replies with some 'huh? what did you say?' and shed go even faster..

🌿 she def uses strap but also loves just using her fingers. she just wants to feel it ykwimmm

heres an example story(lets skip the plot)

its not really what i meant but whatever😓

You couldn't stop yourself from moaning, what seemed like an invitation for Ellie to shush you by pressing her lips to yours. It silenced you, but not stopped, as your inaudible groans were now caught in Ellie's throat.

You were unable to move, pressed against the wall, so she didnt need to hold you. With her free hands she started undressing you both, knowing you wont be able to do so by yourself. She didn't break the kiss though, only stopping for a second when she had to pull your shirt over your head and didn't have access to your face. She continued right after.

You're not sure when did you moved to the bed, but here you were, laying down beneath her.

She kissed your neck, leaving wet spots on it. She was moving down your body, as you played with her hair, shutting your eyes closed.

Not long after that, a few more of your body parts were red from her nibbling - inner thighs mostly.

Even though she took her time, it didn't take too long. She knew youre impatient and wasn't in mood to mess with you, not yet, not like that.

Soon after, she buried her face between your legs, planting the same messy kisses all over there.

Her hands were holding onto your thighs, preventing them from clenching. You knew her grip will leave bruises, painful ones too, but you didnt care.

Ellie's tongue was definitely doing a good job, playing with your clit, slidding in and out of your entrance.

Her fingers didn't loose up but her thumbs started gently tracing circles on your skin, which definitely made it seem less aggressive.

When she was finished with her mouth, one of her hands took the initiative. She was rubbing two of her fingers for a few short moments, before pushing them in.

You were finally able to see her face - her expression. She looked at you firmly, like one bad move could get you killed.

You were whining and whimpering, desperately begging her to slow down.

"Sh, shhh... Just take what youre given, will you?" The corners of her mouth moved slightly upwards, creating a little smile.

You nodded but continued squirming, your thighs trembling, breath shaking...

"Oh, dont be so dramatic. Youre doing good, you'll handle it, trust me." She reassuringly patted your side. "People survived worse things."

Did that help? Well...

But you knew its the best she can do when it comes to being nice. You couldnt blame her, not after you found out about her past. She killed more people than you ever talked with, after all..

Your mind went blank and you couldnt think of anything to say, so you kept mumbling the two words you always do - 'Ellie' and 'please'. At this point, it seems your mouth remembered how to say these. Your tongue knew exactly what to do to make them come out of your mouth, while it was struggling with any other word.

But it was enough for her to know what you want to say.

When youre finally done (she can tell youre close by the way you scream her name, so she knows when to go faster), she cleans you up with her toned expression.

"See? You'll live, atta fucking girl."

[dreamingcloudie]

im sorry for immediately jumping into requests but i see dottore content and i immediately go gdusabjnkdsa

HI HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY <33 IMMA BINGE READ THROUGH YOUR STUFF BUT LEMME JUST DROP THIS RQ

reader, feeling a bit bored and lonely, gathered a bunch of segments and asked if they could just cuddle with them OF COURSE they'd agree... prime comes back from a mission to see the tasks he'd assign them half done but before he could get too angry, sees you all snuggled up in a pile with the most relaxed expression on your face he'd seen in a while.......... he tells the segments to leave and hugs you himself instead (jealous perhaps? HHEHEHE)

HAVE A GREAT DAY, FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS NO PRESSUVE <3 !!

❛❛ In My (Our) Arms You Go ❜❜

✎ ❛❛ Dog pile!— Oof! ❜❜

Pairing(s): Dottore (& segments) x GN!Reader

Genre/Format: Fluff (oneshot)

wc: ~1.1k

Notes: Back to our regularly scheduled fluff :D This is so cute istg 😫✋️✋️Dottore and his skrunkly segments are just ANAKSHDIEJEFIS 💕💕💕 I'm sorry this is short! ^^;

You sighed as you threw your head backwards and stared at the ceiling, the pencil that you were holding dropped onto the desk.

"I give up." You groaned into your hands.

It has only been fifteen minutes since you started to sketch random objects in the room. You thought having your mind run wild with imaginations by adding some twists to them would be the cure to your boredom. 

But it clearly backfired, it required too much thinking.

If anything, it made you feel even more bored than before, if that was even possible.

Heck, you even tried to watch the raindrops sliding down the window pane, pretending that they were racing against each other! 

No matter how much effort you put into distracting your bored out mind, you were too occupied with thoughts of your lover. 

A week ago, the Tsrista had sent out an order to Dottore, there was a mission that required his assistance in the far lands of Sumeru. And since this was an order from the Cryo Archon herself, there was no way he could decline even if he wanted to. 

So reluctantly, you had to let him go for you didn't even know how long. 

Without his goofy laughs and your daily dose of kisses, you felt lonely…

Especially with how your work schedule has been pretty hectic lately. Just as you thought you could have some peaceful moments with Dottore, he had to leave.

What kind of cruel joke was this?

What to do now… You thought as you closed your eyes.

Reading… Cooking... Beating Delta's ass up—

Wait, what?

Where did that come from? 

Reopening your eyes again, you focused on your hearing and could make out faint footsteps walking past your room along with a grumpy voice.

"I can't believe Delta messed all of this up! More work for me, ugh."

So it was a segment.

The segments…

You gasped a bit when a sudden idea came to mind. 

How fun would it be if you cuddled all of them at once?

You were getting a little giddy about your genius idea but then a realization made you doubt your plan.

They are probably busy though… You let out a huff.

Before Dottore left, he had given out a task for each of them to complete. He expected them to finish everything he asked of them by the time he returned.

But a fifteen minute break for them wouldn't hurt, right? You reasoned.

---

As you slammed the laboratory doors open, you slightly cringed at the loud noise it made when it hit the wall, startling some of the segments.

"(Y/n), my dear. You could've just knocked next time," Omega lightly scolded you.

Smiling at him sheepishly, you lightly scratched your neck.

"Haha, sorry."

He shook his head, chuckling at how adorable you were.

"Well, what brings you here?"

Right. 

"So I was thinking… if we could all cuddle together?" You asked. 

Your voice wasn't loud enough to reach the other segments, but they could still make out the words "we" and "cuddle". All of them instantly dropped what they were doing and surrounded you.

Getting affection from their darling? And with no Prime around? Who would pass up such a great offer?

"Are we gonna cuddle?!"

"Can we really?"

"Cuddling? I wanna join!"

Well, that was a lot easier than you thought it'd be. 

---

Oh, how you loved their happy little faces as they trailed behind you, with you leading them to your room.

The moment you got into your room, you laid down onto your bed and sprawled your limbs out, inviting them to come join you.

One by one, each of them plopped themselves down onto the bed with you. 

Some of them held onto your arms while some intertwined their legs with yours, and a head was laid against your torso.

Though, even with this king-sized bed, it could barely fit all of them. 

Theta moved around a little to find a comfortable position when he accidentally kicked someone.

"Ow! Who kicked me?!" Delta yelped.

"Deserved, you gave me more work to do by spilling the serum everywhere!"

"Oh my— Whoever has their feet near my face, please move. It smells of rotten flesh." Omega covered his nose from… whoever feet that was.

Well, this was definitely a bit hard to get used to with how much weight was laying on top of you. 

You weren't complaining though, the weather was a bit colder than usual and they made such a great heat source.

Their bickerings died down and silence soon took over the room, only to be occasionally broken with some light snores and the soft sounds of rain hitting the window.

Ah, life was good.

---

After a week of being away from the comfort of the palace, he was finally back from the mission and he felt like he would pass out any moment.

The mission he came back from was hell even though it was a success in the end. Nonetheless, he was now back and he had missed you dearly.

Though before going to your room, he was looking forward to seeing how his personal project was coming along. He had calculated that by the time he came back, it would've been completed by his segments.

However, all he saw was an empty lab. What's even stranger was that the work was half-done.

Where did they go? They wouldn't abandon their work like this unless it was an emergency…

Dottore turned back and walked to your room, afraid that something might have happened.

The sight he was greeted with made his blood boil. His segments were slacking off, hugging you as they slept. But when he got closer and took a glance at you, he noticed how peaceful you looked, and it's been a long time since he had seen you this relaxed.

You were complaining about how your work was stressing you out and you weren't able to get some proper rest.

Well, he supposed he'd let his segments off the hook this time for helping you to relax.

Though, his chest tightened at the realization that he wasn't the one who was holding you.

It was his turn now.

He nudged one of the segments awake, and soon the others began to wake up as well at the movement. Miraculously, you were still sound asleep.

All of them stiffened at the sight of Prime glaring at them, oh boy, they could already hear the mouthful lecture they'd get later.

"All of you get back to work, now."

The segments scurried to get out of the room, a little down that they had to leave you so soon.

Changing out of his work clothes and taking off his mask, he slowly got into the spot beside you. Chuckling lightly when his thumb cleaned the drool that left your mouth.

His arm wrapped around you, sighing in content that he finally got to hold you again.

All to himself.

[niilue]

Can you make Vash beg to have his face sat on. Mans dream is to be a seat and no one can tell me other wise. He’s been so busy lately and feels like it’s been so long since he’s touched you properly… he’s so cute when he’s whiny istg he’s my weakness 😭

ෆ ִ ׁ sub vash stampede

cw: face sit, breathe play, gender neutral (maybe more of female), whinny vash, needy boy

vash has this kink where he wants you to sit on his face and smother him with your beautiful ass, but he'd definitely be too embarrassed to ask you to do that. he's so shy and so sweet that maybe you'd think he's a perverted weirdo.

but he can't help it, it's just the thought of you on top of him, riding his face and him licking and sucking you, barely able to breathe properly, makes him wet his underwear. and it's something that's happening to him right now. he has to slyly place his hand on his aching erection.

-nnmg ugh…- a whimper escapes from the blond's mouth just by pressing his palm on his sex.

you looked at him with a raised eyebrow, the blue-eyed one blushed to the core and started to babble.

-vash, honey… tell me what you need," you said kneeling down in front of him, taking his hands, noticing his bulge. smile to yourself.

the blond put on an expression of astonishment and terror, opened his mouth and laughed nervously. he looked damn adorable. his eyes were a little watery, his nose and his chubby cheeks were red as a tomato. -I love you… uh, I love you name.

you let out a little smile and licked your lips and then moderated them, god it was so cute. you moved closer and left a slow and quick kiss on his juicy pink lips that were now trembling.

-i know, now tell me vash, what do you need from me," you whispered into his face, both breaths mingling and the breaths becoming more erratic.

vash closed his eyes and placed his head on your chest as if giving up, squeezed your hands and murmured. -name, I need you to sit on my face, I'm going to die if you don't," he mentioned desperately so quickly and in such a rushed way that you almost didn't understand him.

the blond hid more in you as if what he had just said hadn't made you hotter than you already were. there was silence for a second and then you let out a giggle.

vash stood up from you and looked at you with concern. -don't… don't make fun of me, name," he whimpered hurt.

before he could say anything else or run away from you, you grabbed vash by the shoulders and laid him down on the bed. he opened his eyes in surprise while you were getting rid of your pants and underwear. you did the same with him, unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down watching his erection get free. you pulled down his underwear too and grabbed him by his member.

-ahg! wait… name.- vash sat on the bed and almost came with just a couple of massages to his cock. it was already red and veiny and leaking pre-siminal fluid from just asking you to sit on his face.

-i don't think your friend thinks the same, look how you are… ask me again, pretty boy, ask me…".

vash swallowed loudly trying to concentrate, the way you were touching him, he needed it for a long time. his eyes couldn't stay still, he was looking at you, he was looking at how his cock was being touched. it was too much.

-name, name… aaahg! please, sit on my face, i… i need it," he said in whimpers and with a cute pout in his mouth.

without disturbing him any more you left his cock and guided him to lie down again. you caressed his face. -my seat is so nice, too bad it will soon be all ruined.-

-my god… you're going to kill me n-… without letting him finish you mounted on his face. feeling his breath on your sex, his nose pressed so deliciously that you couldn't help letting out a stifled moan.

you slowly rocked on top of him, now feeling his tongue timidly probing your skin, you jumped when vash grabbed you tightly by your ass, his metal hand felt so cold on your skin that you couldn't help but let it out.

-mhmmh, nhgh!- you only heard the muffled moans of your beloved boy. while you held on to the bed rails to be able to move and not fall off. it was so exquisite, vash was doing it so well. in an unexpected movement you felt his nose much closer to you and the friction of both was so good that you started to fuck his face without mercy.

-vash, vash, vash… -you felt so wildly ecstatic.

you could feel the wetness of your flow on the blond's face. he hadn't stopped kissing and licking you for a single second since you sat on top of him, his strong arms kept you pressed down on him with no escape. -let me see you, love.

when you lowered yourself a little and saw the mess that was vash, you felt yourself coming right there. his pupils dilated, his nose and cheeks still burning but full of your streams all over.

fuck, his expression, a silly little grin on his face, he was licking his lips every second and his gaze was lost but full of excitement on you. he was so stupid. god, how much you wanted to fuck him right now.

-i love you name… so much… agh! so much…" he said dumbly.

when suddenly you looked down a little embarrassed and saw that vash had already cum without even touching himself. fuck.

-what a dirty boy, vash stampede.

[tsxkkis]

# nishinoya yuu - nail polish

a/n = not exactly happy with this one, but i feel like it suits noya a lot ^^ also i just installed the my little pony mobile game if u know which one i'm talking abt and it brought sm happiness to me istg T-T

summary = nishinoya is eager for you to paint his nails.

warnings = noya being overly clingy as per usual, also nishinoya being an ipad kid

you could see nishinoya's bright smile the moment you opened the door to your house, his short figure standing on your doorstep with sheer excitement beaming from him.

it was pretty understandable. after all, you were his first girlfriend. he was excited every single time the two of you hung out. and you loved it about him. he was like the sun; bringing the positive energy into your life, the smile on his face brightening up your day every single time.

the boy trapped you in a tight hug, his hands wrapped around your waist as he squeezed you tightly, your hands over his arms. as he loosened the hug, his eyes caught a glimpse of something.

he looked down, focused on your hands, more precisely, your nails.

"ohhh, new nails?" his eyes sparkled, gently grabbing your hands to take a closer look. they weren't anything too special; you decided to try out the new technique you saw on the internet a few days ago, and even though they didn't come out perfectly, you were still satisfied with the results. and nishinoya seemed to be thrilled as well.

"i painted them yesterday." you smiled, taking in nishinoya's enthusiasm. "what do you think?"

he looked up at you, grinning from ear to ear, looking as if he was going to combust from happiness at any given second.

"they're so cool! i can't believe you did that yourself." his words echoed through the hallway, the boy jumping around. as his frame appeared in front of you again, he gently grabbed your face, peppering it with kisses as he spoke. "my girlfriend is so talented."

"you know, i could do your nails if you want to." you giggled at the boy, your cheeks turned a bright shade of pink.

even though you thought one could not be more excited than nishinoya was just a second before, he had managed to prove you wrong.

his eyes widened at your words, the almost exaggerated look of shock on his face making you laugh yet again.

"of course i want to!" his voice was suddenly an octave higher than before, sprinting towards your room as if he was speeding to the barbecue after a tiring volleyball practice.

you followed shortly after him, seeing his body already sat in front of your desk, waiting impatiently. you didn't bother cleaning after doing your nails the day before, so everything was already set up for you. only this time you weren't doing your own nails, you were doing nails of the boy who couldn't sit still for five minutes even if his life depended on it.

this is going to be tough.

"noya, you are aware that there is no chance you're going to sit through all of this." his head turned to you, curiosity painted on his face. "doing all of your nails would probably take over an hour."

"oh." his smile dropped, his eyes locked with yours, mind trying to find a solution for it. an idea quickly popped into his mind, his face lighting up yet again. "you can do only one on each hand, then. ooh, and can you do them in karasuno's official colors?!"

you agreed to his solution, seeing it as the best one in this situation. to your surprise, nishinoya wasn't even moving that much while you painted his nails. he was a little impatient with the uv lamp, of course, but that was inevitable. to calm him down a bit more, you got your ipad out, putting on a tv show so he can focus on something else. it was a bit funny; you had to act like somewhat of a nanny of his. but you secretly enjoyed how much you had to baby him sometimes.

as you turned off the uv lamp, after applying the top coat on nishinoya's nails, you looked at your work with a bright smile, brushing the hair falling on your face behind your ear.

"it's done." your words catch his attention immediately, his head turning from the ipad and towards his hands. you laughed at his reaction, his eyes sparkly and wide as he stared at the nails with his mouth agape. "noya, it's just nail polish.."

"AHHH I LOVE YOU!" the confession sounded more like a scream, his figure throwing himself onto you, almost pushing you off of the chair. "i love you, i love you, i love you. it's amazing."

the familiar feeling of butterflies in your stomach appeared at the sound of his words, a smile on your face as the boy hugged you tightly.

"you're overreacting a bit." you mumbled, trying to get out of noya's grip. he shook his head immediately, moving so that he could look at you now. he had the brightest grin painted on his face, the one you were so familiar with and loved so much.

"nuh uh. i just love you a lot."

taglist: @ox1-lovesick @moonswolfie @wyrcan

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Your hug post reminded me of this moment from lesson 21 (?) And HNNNNGGGGGGGG KISSING MAMMON IS GREAT BUT HUGGING MAMMON IS?!!!!!! I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEEEZEEEE HIM AND BURY OUR HEADS IN EACH OTHER'S NECKS SJSJDJDKFKFK

That "Ahhhh" is so relatable ISTG after I chose the hugging option my soul has never been that satiated. Happy, contented, and happy. That's what I am.Especially since this is the proper reunion between us after being apart for almost a year (?) ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡And now I'm dying to hug Mammon irl 😭

I remembered how my heart fluttered at this and now I want to scream at you about this I'm so sorry 😭

MC and Mammon's hugs are the best honestly! I also think Mammon's the character that MC gets to hug the most? Since I don't choose the romantic options for any of the other characters, things usually end with a hug and still MC & Mammon seem to hug a lot more than the others.

My favourite are probably;

1. the hug in S2 after Mammon tells them breaking the pact won't change anything between them. It's the first hug he initiates and MC ends up feeling like the whole situation made them closer with each other and it's just very good

2. the hug in S3 right after they meet up again. Where they go from teasing each other to just falling into a hug and it felt very natural? And like a relief? Like they'd both being waiting to do that yknow?

And speaking of how good and important MC and Mammon's hugs are;

Remember that escape room event which ended up being MC's dream? Where they had to do some small task with each brother to get out of the rooms and the tasks themselves didn't take much time at all but then the task for Mammon was to hug him for one whole hour????? What was that about!? What insane bias does MC have!? Mammon's hugs are probably warm and tight and a little bit desperate

[crimswnred]

LOVE ISLAND THE GAME TEMPTING FATE: WEEKLY THOUGHTS

ready to be loyal 💜

drag Jack for me, Tyler

you literally can call those PJs, Claudia, you're walking in underwear

I wanted Jin's hot chocolate :(

OH MY GOD IT JUST HIT ME HOW SIMILAR EMEL'S SPRITE IS TO CHELSEA'S

dates! dates! dates! vs girls on tour! girls on tour!

yes Sophie please dump Jack we've been all waiting for it (it's volume III)

I mean, Jin is hot so I won't be holding it against you, Soph but you're on my watch list

Oakley's eggs are only on Emel's basket? that's a lie because he was kissing me just the day before

Blowing kisses to my man so he knows I don't intend to cheat!

someone said Tyler was Gary revamped and they were so right

MOTORBIKE GANG. MEMBERS: TYLER AND LUCAS

lmao Jin jumping and saying IT'S OVER and my mc going WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

"Oh no sorry the sparks weren't flying" / "You're not sorry/ / "No, not sorry at all" HEYY MAYBE FUSEBOX ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO WRITE FUNNY CHARACTERS?

me 🤝 Tyler hating Jack

why would I spend 17 gems on helping a blonde man and betray a red head girl, tell me fusebox

anyways girls' choice 🥱 I wish we could've been chosen too it would make me feel better

Jin what the hell? why are you talking to boys when you could be talking to ME.

nevermind, me and Sophie will be catfighting in a second WATCH ME

what a silly challenge jesus fucking christ

Tyler err... leave me alone? omg

Jin and I are too strong to be broken up by a motorbike gangster and a dumb red head

"MC IS MY PARTNER. I'M INTO HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY" and that's on what? THAT'S ON PERIOD.

oh wait why was the mocktel making scene the best scene we ever got

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE JIN AND TYLER ARE GONNA ASK ME FOR A THREESOME

I'm sorry Jin but although you're literally the best thing that's ever happened in this Villa you also had your head turned TWICE so chill out

he is so cute oh my god stop making me laugh I'll fall in love with you

are we surprised Claudia wants me like I treat her way better than her man!

watch me flirt with Theo just for the hell of it 🙏

IF SOPHIE PICKS JIN ISTG

she didn't pick him which was for the better but also what is the point of having a bombshell and then having them out on the same volume??

and Sophie is now my #1 enemy sorry

every scene with Jin is so cute :/ I wish we could have more moments where we casually kiss or hold hands or touch or anything is the only thing I'm missing

anyways, it was a fun volume! Tyler bored me to death and I really thought for a second him and Jin would ask me to have a threesome but unfortunately this is a family friendly game now! and what do we think that the iSpy challenge is about??

[alexander-arcturus-black-lupin-r]

I Miss You

Pairing :Spencer Reid X Y/N

Summary : Spencer finally comes home from a trip and is exhausted and y/n misses him, alot 🫣

genre : smutt but it's a lil fluffy at the end

wordcount : Honestly I lost count

Content Warning: Coarse language, panic, fear of embarrassment, restraints, Spencer laughs and teases reader, Switch Spencer, Dom reader, fem!reader, praising, degradation, orgasm denial, oral (m receiving), vaginal sex, unprotected sex.

Author notes : It's that my time of the month and the Spencer edits are a lil too 😫

Istg he's soo cuteee

When Spencer Reid arrived home from his work trip, Y/N was waiting eagerly. As soon as he entered the apartment, she jumped up and wrapped her arms around him, beaming with joy.

She had missed him so much and wanted to spend time with him. After catching up and discussing his trip, they decided to spend the night cuddling and after dinner.

Y/N had always been fascinated by Spencer’s intellect, and she loved the way his mind worked. She loved the way his eyes sparkled as he talked and even though she didn't sometimes understand what he said, her listening was enough for him.

As they snuggled up on the couch, Spencer ran his fingers through Y/N's hair as they talked about the world and their lives. They talked about their dreams and their future, and Spencer made Y/N feel like anything was possible. They shared a few kisses which turned into more than just that.

Y/N knew it was time to go to sleep. She looked over at Spencer and smiled, feeling so grateful that they had each other. As she drifted off to sleep, smiled at nerdy boyfriend. She wouldn't see him for a while

After a month, Spencer finally came home; he was with his team on a manhunt for a sociopathic criminal. But you didn’t care, all that you cared about was that he was home. He came around six surprising you with a bouquet of flowers. He showered and had dinner with you, before you both went to bed.

He was fast asleep. Spencer was adorable when he slept. His eyes would flutter ever so slightly, his lips would pout and he was always extremely clingy holding onto you throughout the night. It was one of the inadvertently cute things he did that made you fall harder.

She noticed the light bags under his eyes. How his grip on her wasn't as tight. Y/N felt a piece of her heart break for Spencer as she looked at him. She missed him, her heart missed him and so did her body.

She moved closer to him and gently caressed his cheek. His skin felt so smooth and inviting. She would let him sleep, he needed it.

She turned away from him and snuggled closer. But that didn't sate the burning between her legs. She tried to press both her legs together but that didn't work.

Spencer slowly woke up, the first thing he noticed was the beautiful shape of the woman he was holding. Two, there was something wrong with the woman he was holding.

"Y/n baby what's wrong," his voice was raspy from sleep making it worse.

“Nothing Spence just bad dreams”

Spencer truly was tired from his job but he was able to pick up your lie. He knew you were lying. “Baby have you slept and don’t lie to me you’re a terrible liar?” you stay silent. Spencer kneels over you and turns you to look at him.

“Are you mad at me, did I-” you sit up and cradle his face in your hands.

“Spencer no, nothing is your fault,” you leaned in and kissed him deeply, feeling a spark of electricity between them. Spencer reacted with a passionate kiss of his own.

“Then what’s wrong, are you uncomfortable?”

“No, I’m just horny” Spencer’s eyebrows raised in shock, a smile tugged at his lips.

“Why didn’t you say anything?”

“Because you’re tired Spence, I doubt you’ve had a proper meal before today, the bags under your eyes, how you basically slouched into bed.” you shake your head. “I love you Spencer, and just as how you put me before you, I put you before me.”

Spencer smiled, he leaned in and kissed you, his left hand slipping from your cheek gripping the back of your neck.

“You are my wife, it is my job to sate your every need,” Spencer’s other hand pulled your pyjama bottoms off in one fell swoop.

Y/N gasped as Spencer’s fingers plunged right into you with no warning.

“Look how wet you are, all for me,” Spencer slipped out and twisted your nub. “And only me”

His touch felt like a searing flame, setting your body on fire. His hands worked their way down your curves, igniting a spark of pleasure in her. She moaned in pleasure as his hands moved lower, caressing her thighs and hips in a slow, sensuous rhythm.

Spencer moved forward, his body pressing against hers. She could feel his hardness against her and her breath caught in her throat. Spencer moved his lips against hers, his tongue exploring her mouth in a passionate kiss.

Y/N moaned in pleasure as Spencer's fingers drove her mad. Her hips bucked but he held them down. His touch was gentle and teasing, sending waves of pleasure through her body. She moaned as she felt herself clench around him.

“Fuck, I can feel you coming, is this howyour gonna be when I'm in you, fuck” Spencer rarely swore and when he did. The waves of pleasure intensified, Y/N let out a loud moan that echoed throughout the room as she came apart.

But Spencer wasn’t done. Oh no not in the slightest.

He kissed you hard as he undoes his pants. “I missed you y/n, I missed being inside you” and with that he aligns himself, he enters you slowly filling you up immediately.

“Mmhm, i missed this,” His pace increases sending all thoughts out the window.

“Spencer”

“Yes, oh fuck…”

“Fa-faster…”

And the faster he went, he always made you cum first and now was no different. Spencer leans down and leaves hickeys down your throat. He takes a nipple in his mouth and bites down.

“Fuck,” an invisible coil that had been tightening up immediately springs out. Spencer kisses me swallowing my screams. As the pleasure began to subside, Y/N and Spencer lay together, panting in exhaustion. She felt completely content in his embrace, her body still quivering from the intense pleasure.

"Y/N?"

"Yeah?"

"Don't ever lie about your needs to me, if you ever just wanna ride me till sunrise, tell me okay?"

"Yeah okay," She paused. "Spencer?"

"Yeah,"

"I wanna ride you till sunrise," she felt him chuckle against her neck sending hairs rising.

"Your wish is my command," Spencer flipped us over placing me on top. "Tell me in detail what you what sunshine"

"I-i" Spencer sat up and kissed her, his hands beneath him.

"Words sunshine, use your words," Spencer moved down her throat. "Although your moans are beautiful,"

"I- I want you to uhm, do what you're doing earlier," Spencer chuckled.

"Which part?" Spencer traced your hip as he looked up at you.

"The kissing and um thumbing around here," she gestured around her chest. Spencer smirked.

"What else?"

"Um I want you to um use your fingers, down there," Spencer nodded slowly rubbing her hips with his fingers.

"Is that it?"

"Mhmm,"

Spencer leaned in and kissed her sending her brain spiralling, he kissed down her neck as his other hand made it's way down.

"Spen- Ah" He had snuck a finger in, "Fuck, Spencer,"

[pebblysand]

Omggg pebbles! That mia pov fic🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm so in love with how you've portrayed her. She's heart broken but she's gonna get better, I hope she does. It's so sad that she was so hurt because of harry especially when harry didn't mean to do so at any point. I wonder if harry actually thinks about her and regrets their relationship for actually hurting her. Also pebbles, how do you think ginny feels about mia at this point? Are ginny and harry sorry that they kissed when harry was in a relationship with mia?

Also at some point do you think harry and miss could ever be in touch? And what about her father? Will that dickhead ever come back to his senses and treat his gem of a daughter the way she deserves? Will they ever be in touch?

Istg i have soooo many questions about mia. Thanks for writing about her, I see so much of myself in her and i can't help but root for her ❤❤❤

aww thanks ❤️. you have a lot of questions about mia? that's good - i have a lot of thoughts, lol 😆 (for reference and for anyone who hasn't read it - Mia fic is here)

it's funny, i recently had a similar discussion with folks on discord about mia getting to her own version of the epilogue. i think people generally want me to say that she's okay in the same way that people want(ed) JKR (obv. pre-JKR becoming awful) to tell them that george was "okay." this sort of comfort of: we know they've been through a lot but they're okay, please-tell-me-they're-okay, you know? and i remember JKR was always a bit like "😬 is he, though?" realistically speaking? i think that's how i feel about mia too.

on discord, about her epilogue, i said:

i think her epilogue in my head is maybe a bit more… bittersweet than other people's epilogues. cause i think (and this is totally my headcanon, you can see it differently), she has a lot of good things coming out of this. she’s able to establish boundaries with her parents in a much healthier way, she learns to trust herself and stops being such a people pleaser, she learns that she doesn’t have to do everything alone, she has an amazing career - all those things made possible by her character evolution while she was with harry. but there’s this bittersweet aspect of: i think to her, he is and will always be the one that got away. and the kind of love story they had, at the age she was (20/21), those are the things that just stick with you, you know? and i don’t think she regrets anything she did/decisions she made, but there’s this aspect of: he’s the one she fell in love with, and he’ll probably always be the one she will compare other people she dates to. and that’s just… it, you know? and i don’t think she’s sad forever, i think she has fun and has a good life and maybe even finds another partner if she wants to, but harry is the one she's always going be talking to her therapist about. again, that’s okay, and i feel for her So Much, but i think it does sort of have this impact on her that never truly goes away.

i think to me, when it came to shaping mia's character, it was very important for her to have her own arc, too. of course, she existed in reaction to harry's storyline, and was going to help him realise some things about himself, but i also wanted her to be a person, and to grow in her own way.

at her core, mia is someone who is very lonely. when we meet her, she's in her last year of uni. she's away from home, in an environment that is not her own, and basically has no one who really cares about her. her mother is having a new family (new husband, new baby) and while she loves her, she's also replacing her. this is a detail in chapter 13 but mia doesn't even have a bed in their new house. her father is an absolute arsehole who tries to control her life after being absent for 17 years, and she doesn't really have friends. harry always says she has a lot of people around her, but they're school friends, acquaintances, going-out friends, not people she'd ever actually confide in. when she's starving herself trying to survive, no one notices. she says so herself in chapter 14:

‘You know no one else [cares], right?’ she says, then. Looks up to cross his gaze and takes his breath away. ‘Not my dad, not my mum, not my friends in school where I’m like,’ she speaks quick, rolling her eyes, ‘the token black girl with the funny accent from up North when their parents all know people - bloody Vivienne Westwood or something,’ she sighs. Her voice breaks. For the first time that morning, he hears tears in her words. ‘And, I don’t even hold it against them. They’ve all got objectively more important things than me to worry about. It’s just so fucking lonely sometimes.’ 

i think when i was building her character, i kept thinking about how lonely i felt during my first years in uni. mia isn't a self-insert in the way that i think we're very different people (god, i would have dumped his arse so much quicker), but that's definitely something i wanted to address in castles. in popular culture, we tend to romanticise our early twenties and uni years as the "best time of our lives," but the more i think back, and the more i talk to my friends now, as a grown-up, the more i realise that many of us have this very similar experience of deep loneliness and this feeling of being "lost" in the wild world of early adulthood. it's not just about mia's family, or her friends, or her doomed romantic relationship with harry. what makes her relatable, i think, is this general feeling of loneliness and inadequacy that we've all felt at some point in that time period of our lives. you're in uni, you're sitting there stressing about finding a job, a partner, what life is going to be like once you graduate. add to that that this period of your life is often where you get your first real relationships and heartbreaks, and it makes for a very hard time. and, it's terribly lonely because it's so romanticised that you can't even say it's hard, or that you're lonely, because This Is The Best Time of Your Life and #yolo.

and, with mia, you add to that the fact that she's broke af. like: she doesn't have money for food. in an environment where everyone around her has money. so, she doesn't want to admit how broke she is, doesn't want to ask for help because there is literally no one who would help her, but the financial stress is killing her. and, i think it's very important to consider that the money harry gives her isn't much to him, but to her - she later owes him her life and her career. the thing about financial precarity is, you can tell people to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" all you want, the staple of financial precarity is that you're one major expense away from a catastrophe. people are maintained in poverty because what is a small expense to someone with financial security (say: having to fix the lights on your car for instance) can throw someone else in a cycle of debt that they'll never get out of. the money harry gives her is just enough that she's able to get her head above water, and while he always says it's not about the money - to her, that makes a huge difference. because, she's not only one major expense away from a catastrophe, she's also one minor donation away from being able to live the life she dreams of. she - quite literally - owes him paris. she owes her career to him choosing to believe in her in that moment when it mattered. could she have done it without it? maybe. but there is a high chance that if he hadn't given her the money, she'd probably have drowned, given up and gone back to manchester and had a shit job she hated for the rest of her life. that is terribly important. she'll always be grateful to him for helping her out when no one else did.

and, i think the loneliness is also why she and harry connect on such a deep level, because when they meet, he is incredibly lonely too. not in the same relatable, muggle uni ways but: ginny's left, the "buzz" and the elation of the first couple of post-war months have lifted, the press is saying he's gone insane, it's winter, it's dark, wet. he says it himself when they first sleep together in chapter 5:

Mia dances close; Harry mostly watches, but at around three in the morning, they share another taxi home. The fact that they live in the same building could have been a good excuse, Harry thinks, except that by that point, they don’t really need one. He’s already kissed her, trailed his fingers up her thighs in the club (loud music, smoke; he managed to just smile and not think) so it’s not exactly a surprise when he follows her down the stairs to her flat instead of going up to his. He kind of hates himself for the thought but to be honest, it’s been over two months since he’s last had sex and well, she’s offering.

it's kind of tragic but being "there" and "offering" is most of her appeal, at that point in time. and, it's in reaction to those who aren't there and offering. and so, in those months, they bring each other so much. and of course, it grows into something that is much more than loneliness-bonding. again, to mia, harry is the one who shows her her father is an arsehole. he's the one who believes in her when no one else does. he shows her she can trust people. i think the fact that he insists he cares about her, and will always care about her, even when they're not together, means the world to her. she's never had anyone like that in her life. and, in a strange way, by being an - objectively - shitty boyfriend, he teaches her to stand up for herself. because, not only is she terribly lonely, she's also such a people-pleaser that she never pulls anyone up on their shitty behaviour. she doesn't resent her friends (see above), or her dad, or her mum. when harry says this in chapter 15, it really matters:

‘You’re brilliant,’ he just said, instead. His voice cracked and he felt tears clouding his vision, closed his eyes for a moment. ‘You deserve so much better than this.’ She looked down to her lap, then back up to him. ‘Better than him or better than you?’

the question is rhetorical here and they both know it. harry is important to her development as a character because at the end, he allows her to be like: yeah, i fucking deserve better than you people. for her, that's huge.

but then, in a strange way, i do think she's rather nostalgic about it. because i think she really did love him and just wishes things had gone differently. because again, he's the one person who cared about her when no one else did and that's hard to let go of. i think she - again - has very conflicted feelings about it, which do filter through in the paris fic.

that said, to answer your question (I wonder if harry actually thinks about her and regrets their relationship for actually hurting her): yes, he does. i think that's part of his character evolution too. he knows he Fucked Up and it sucks. he feels very guilty about it. that's why he agrees to be the 'bad guy' in the end, when she basically asks him to break up with her because she can't, and then does it in the most godawful way. he takes responsibility for his behaviour, which is also very important to his character arc. it's very hard to navigate your late teens/early twenties without hurting someone without meaning to. what matters is how you react and own up to it. he struggles, acts like a complete douchebag, but in the end, he owns it. he gives her the story she needs to move on and be like: yes, he cared about me, but he was also an arsehole. he gives her that:

She met a boy who slept with her on and off for eight months and broke her heart, dumped her after sex and punched her father in the face. It's not a lie.

in a very strange way, that's an act of love and care too. it might not be enough for her to completely get over him or forget him, but it does allow her to have mixed feelings and hang onto the fact that she deserves better, which is already a lot.

but yeah, of course he feels guilty. he even says so himself in 15 & 16:

(xv) They talk about Mia, that night. Not that he brings it up, but in light of what Gwenog Jones said, he actually asks if she regrets the dating and the going out. There is no judgement in his voice, he’s just curious, and she says: ‘I don’t know, it’s complicated.’ She asks if he regrets Mia and he wants to laugh - same, yeah. He wonders if perhaps, these were the mistakes they needed to make.

(xvi) It’s a fair question, of course. How he feels about Mia. A couple months have passed. Water, bridges and all that. ‘Still a bit guilty, I think,’ he admits. Winces. ‘You?’ ‘Still a bit jealous, I think.’

so, yeah, regarding how ginny feels: of course, she feels a bit jealous. because she knows that he loved mia and cared about her. and, ginny herself slept around, sure, but love wasn't part of the equation. if you remember, she tried to date someone (early on - from october to january of '98) who she did like (but not yet love) and even told harry about, but then that blew up in her face so spectacularly that feelings never really crystallised. (sidenote: i actually think the matt incident probably had even more of an impact on her than sleeping around because this was the first person she ever put her trust in that wasn't harry (post-amycus) and he dumped her in an extraordinarily dickish way (blamed her for the press, which she couldn't control) and that is also what triggered her to be like: fuck this, they say i'm a slut, might as well be one sort of attitude --- but i digress).

it was really important for me that they both have pasts and insecurities about their respective pasts because -- well, that's part of any relationship, isn't it? like, you should never let it eat you up, but it's normal to feel a bit awkward and insecure about your partner's past at the start of the relationship. and, also about yourself. you really want this to work and not fuck it up. so, like: harry feels shitty about treating mia like shit because he didn't mean to. he feels a bit insecure about the fact that ginny's been with a lot of people before him, and doesn't want to admit it. he feels insecure about whether or not she loves him because she's dumped him once before and, well. she feels insecure because everyone thinks she's a slut and she worries he does too. she feels insecure about the fact that he used to love someone else.

but, the important part is: they talk about it. and, that's how they grow and act adult, and that is what matters. the insecurities are obviously there, but they chat and reassure each other and that's what grown-ups do. it even comes up during the sex in 16 and i love how they deal with it:

‘Merlin, that was -’ she laughs. He laughs, too. ‘Much better than last summer,’ she adds.  He’s got this stupid, self-satisfied, Cheshire cat smile across his face when she finally turns to look at him, so large it’s probably rather obscene, and a stupid (stupidstupid) thought suddenly hits his brain: I’ve had time to practice. He doesn’t say it, but she must bloody read it in his eyes because suddenly, a flash of recognition washes over and he wants to say something - anything - to take back that cringey, gauche thing he hasn’t even fucking said, and he wants to disappear deep - far - into the ground. He thinks back to their conversation at the restaurant, and: ‘Still a bit jealous, I think,’ - it makes his skin crawl. Now, though, Ginny laughs. At him, mostly. ‘Harry,’ she says. ‘Harry, look at me.’  Reluctantly, he does. ‘It’s fine,’ she whispers. ‘Just kiss me.’

there's acceptance there, and love, and trust, and that's what matters.

to anwer your other question: Are ginny and harry sorry that they kissed when harry was in a relationship with mia?

honestly, no, i don't think so, though. i think the kiss is the least of it. it's not about one kiss. it's about Everything Else, really.

regarding mia herself, she might make a cameo at a later date. not saying more. but i don't think she'll come back regularly. she needs to be away from him. she says so herself but this isn't the kind of break up where they can stay friends. it would kill her.

lastly, regarding her father (And what about her father? Will that dickhead ever come back to his senses and treat his gem of a daughter the way she deserves?): i headcanon she goes no-contact with him. you can of course hc different things but imo, that's one toxic relationship she lets go of. she knows harry was right there, and i think she's thankful to him for showing that to her, too.

so, in sum: i think mia moves on. i think she has a great life. i also think her love story and harry are always somewhere in her mind. like everything in castles, it's complicated.

[what-if-nct]

i’m sending this ask to you because i originally sent it to someone else but they’re taking forever to respond — ngl you have the best responses ily (cw // i did roast the swifties at the end i’m sorryyyyy)

i can't believe to begin to tell you that the very moment that i turn on perfume by dojaejung, my body automatically starts levitating like i'm in the stairway to heaven. in fact, i'm already here since they obviously have to brag about the fact that they've been trained by sm entertainment, like for crying out loud we get it, you don't have to keep telling us (joking)

now every time i put on my voyage d'hermes eau de toilette, i better hear that "perRrRRfuUuUurEeeEe" like i'm seeing ghosts to the point where i needed to run to the nearest church so i could tell them to do an exorcism due to the fact that you have 4 souls in one body, and they won't stop singing that same line of that exact song.

and the fact is, the song didn't even start yet. i just heard the harmonies and knew that this was going to be the net song of the year. in fact, the krop song of the year. it deserves multiple nominations and awards from all music shows and if they don't get anything id get pissed off and be convinced that award shows are rigged just because they want to give taylor swift another award for the song of the year because the producers were held at gun point to change the results last minute for them to spare their lives.

istg this is why my faves are in sm entertainment and sm only. you'd never get something like this elsewhere- 💀

I knew they were gonna give us a great album the moment their unit was announced. And kiss was on constant replay. And of course love all of Jungwoos parts, he's my baby.

Also as a swiftie I have to say Taylor actually hasn't won as much as people make it out. Also Taylor is a great artist with an amazing talent in song writing. But i will say she is more favored simply cause shes more marketable. She wants to have more edge but in the documentary you can see despite her being in her thirties her parents still have a huge say in her image. But shes trying to become less family friendly but other than her talent, her huge loyal fanbase and clean image is genuinely the main reason shes so favored. I'm sorry as a swiftie I kinda rambled. I just love that blonde lady so much.

[loujestrous325]

Oooo! I love your Helob and Lambsona ship art!! You draw them both so cute!! Im curious, how did they meet do you think? id love to hear more about them in general

GRABS YOU BY THE NECK. SHAKES YOU BACK AND FORTH gently AGGRESSIVELY. GIVES YOU INVISIBLE KISSES THAT BARELY GRAZE YOUR CHEEKS/j, lh BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO LONG ISTG.

so here's the thing, giullaresca's starting to become more my oc rather than my lambsona. but she still is the aforementioned, because i literally came to the point i project myself onto her so much i cannot just call them my "oc" alr?/nm so. just clearing some stuff up!!

OK SO BASICALLY keeping in mind they're also inspired, like heavily, by my in-game experience.

she'd go out on crusades very very often. and one of the days in which they were exhausted, very exhausted. she meets helob. not exactly because she rests on a purple, soft rock, as they told themselves. not giving a care about the bones in it. not even the suspicious smell of meat disturbs her (she doesn't mind it. she adores it but she doesn't eat nor cook followers').

helob found out at some point that someone was sleeping on him. but. he realized it was the lamb so he didn't eat them 'cause they needed followers and he needed money right?? that's how it worked after all.

so giu gets new people to indoctrinate and helob gets to live another day. after day.

though the lamb tries to approach the purple spider more often because they were interested in him. she was fascinated by him. she hoped and hoped they wouldn't fall in love with him, but being pan and ambi didn't help at all.

so for some reason helob would receive heretics to eat and giu would free more people at once because she didn't want them to be eaten but oh well, it happened because his other half had no other options at some point.

he would ask giu how the day went, how she was doing, sometimes he'd cook something simple for her to eat. but he found out later on he was catching feelings for her as well.

i drew a tiny comic on how giu was trying to tell nari she was seeing helob for only a few weeks while they saw each other for waaay longer, i then remembered. in that period of time she mentioned, they were actually trying to pick decorations, witnesses and such for their wedding. nari came to this conclusion and that's how helob became the happiest spider in the world

they also have a daughter and her name's maeve (means intoxicating). she manages her dad's activity... kind of. but yeah i wrote more about her on another post

AAAND THAT WAS HELOBESCA. TWISTED MANIAC PSYCHOPATH LAMB AND CANNIBAL PURPLE SPIDER ALMOST THRICE HER SIZE WHO SUPPORTS THEM WHATEVER SHE DOES.

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

sorry for every possible grammatically incorrect sentence or anything of the like. i'm writing this at 7:50 am

[darklinaforever]

What do you think is gonna happen in S3 and/or what do you expect? I hope the Darkling comes back of course but if authors plan to make him come back just for Alina and everyone else to keep mistreating him, it's better for him to stay dead of course. It's just my opinion oc, perhaps others wanna see him no matter what, but I'm very protective of my favourite characters so if he has to come back just to play Alina's punching bag I'd rather not. Honestly, what do these authors have against the Darkling? They keep treating him like shit as if he was the worst scumbag ever, when he's just a guy who of course made huge mistakes but he had reasons that made sense, reasons deeply rooted in a painful past of suffering, loss, discrimination and persecution. Authors made Alina completely unable to feel empathy toward him, made her clearly say there is no redemption for him... why are they so biased? They clearly want to manipulate the audience through Alina's words, they want us to hate him so that they could shove that M*lina shit down our throats without complains. Well, it's not gonna work. Let's be honest, most ppl watch the series thanks to The Darkling and despite the fact that it's perfectly clear that authors don't want Darklina to be endgame, Darklina is more pupular than boring (show) and toxic (books) M*lina. I just hope that S3 is gonna explore Alina's dark side and turn her into a 'monster' in order to protect people so that she could finally be in in the Darkling's shoes and understand his position because her lack of empathy pissed me off to no end. You need to live a situation before judging. But istg if authors plan to have Mal as the light to balance Alina's darkness and guide her to the right path, I'm seriously gonna vomit. Alina and the Darkling are clearly two sides of the same coin, in S2 ending we had Alina using the shadow cut just like Aleksander, it was a clear parallel between them. So this could be a good time to explain how these two balance each other perfectly, like, there's some light in Aleksander's darkness just like there is some darkness in Alina's light. They could save each other. This of course if authour weren't biased af toward the Darkling/Darklina, pretty sure we're gonna have the shitty M*lina outcome oc.

Basically, I'm not expecting anything in particular for the future. I have little hope. But there are things that I definitely want and hopefully will be there :

▪︎Resurrection of the Darkling.

▪︎That Alina is entitled to a real arc of corruption.

▪︎Scenes from Darklina ! Show that Alina regrets killing Aleks. That somewhere, he misses him. That we have new emotional scenes between them worthy of season 1, as well as at least 1 more kiss.

▪︎That Alina understood that NO fuck, the hatred of the world was not the Darkling's fault and that she was already present before !

▪︎That Alina finally understands the Darkling's point of view.

▪︎Stop blaming the Darkling / Aleksander for everything that goes wrong, as the King of Scars duology unfortunately spends its time doing...

▪︎Remove that bullshit that the Darkling said to Zoya "You and I are going to change the world", from the King of Scars duology. There's no reason, other than the author's personal plots against the Darkling, why he would say that to Zoya.

▪︎Remove the "your wars" dialogue from Alina to the Darkling from the King of Scars duology. Because sorry, but the Darkling didn't cause the wars between Ravka and the other countries. They were already there, long before him.

▪︎Not to imply / say that the Little Palace is actually a prison created by the Darkling for the Grisha, which he would snatch from their families (from the King of Scars duology). As we know, the Little Palace is a refuge for grisha. They also always have the right to contact with their families, who even receive money in exchange for studying at the Little Palace.

Yes, the King of Scars duology is basically a compilation of contradiction and bullshit from the author! We have all the general evidence to the contrary of what she says in this duology among the previous books, so I don't understand the delusions that she is having in this stupid duology...

[sonic-love-island-official]

oldest known post of sonic love island (sims campaign) trivia

various nsfw and sfw things we picked up initially during gameplay, some of which got incorporated into the actual fic ! chaos below

note: bear in mind that some of these points may no longer hold validity, as we've changed a multitude of things in the development process

• sonic has been slapped at least twice during his time in the villa. well deserved, but mean :( he's still on the island tho and he seems like he isn't mentally distressed

• sticks and vector were coupled up since the beginning and initially had no chemistry but they developed it and after vector got dumped, sticks got sad after a week or so and left on her own accord. unexpected pairing, but actually so cute

• zooey was a massive snitch and caused dramas and I hated her. she's been dumped thankfully

• she was coupled up with espio, who also caused issues. he's off the island too rip

• rouge is SO funny and so annoying. she was the worst bombshell bc she went immediately for knuckles but she's flirted with every boy, especially sonic

• she avoided flirting with shadow until recently, when she decided knuckles is no longer adequate and shadow became far more attractive to her

• also !! rouge and knuckles spent a night in the hideaway and when they got out the morning after, rouge went to flirt with sonic. it must've been. that bad.

• sonic was attracted to blaze and rouge at the same time ?? he was getting to know blaze but when he was flirting with rouge he'd always get this wish that he wanted to fuck her ? they're friends ? he's stopped now but I'm guessing the sexual attraction was there but not much else. blaze took up most his focus anyway. until casa

• EVERYONE is trying to get in the way of shadow and amy's relationship (mostly bc it's so damn perfect wtf I love them). sonic has been trying to get Back with amy for ages, even though he's seemingly happy now. silver flirted with amy and she dared him to kiss someone and shadow overheard this and assumed it was an invitation for silver to kiss her so he got upset and it caused a little rift in their relationship. rouge too bc she's losing interest in knuckles, so she's starting to flirt with shads, who makes it VERY CLEAR he is. not for it

• shadow is hubby material fr. he always makes amy meals and gives her affection and is genuinely such a gentleman. on the flip side, he's fucken horny as shit and istg he forgets he's being observed

• sally is so funny !! not as funny as sticks was, but she had a good laugh at/with everyone. she's so good to have around

• no one stayed completely loyal in casa like shadow and amy did 😭💕

• amy flirted once but regretted it and ran off

• one of the casa girls told shadow that they were attracted to him but he just laughed it off and left. didn't even entertain it.

• his attraction for anyone is non-existent and it's hilarious he's made it so far. his commitment to ames is carrying him tbh

• rouge and knuckles flirted with others but eventually decided to remain with each other (knuckles played casa v tactically :/)

• shadow doesn't realise how many people are attracted to him. it's so funny. amy is, but in a cute, longing, subtle way. rouge is, but refuses to admit it. she flirts with him and tries to separate him from amy, and looks devastated every time he and amy do sumn cute, but she doesn't wanna say it. I remember one time everyone was sitting at the fire pit and blaze sat there, staring at shadow, undressing him with her eyes. she didn't do anything abt it, thankfully, but it was a weird moment

• knuckles is way smarter than he presents himself. he plays the game and plays it well. his social awareness and how he can take control of certain situations is a little spooky

• amy moans in her sleep. there's no explanation for this. she just does. it's weird.

• she's also. Very Vocal when shadow. does things and therefore gets hella embarrassed when she realises people have been in full view of this

• sonic loves playing football !!! and he normally did this alone but now that he's coupled with sally, they do this together all the time. it's so sweet

• wave hated everyone in the villa. in casa she was lovely ?? her attitude changed drastically

• blaze used to bore people with her chat and used to be super annoying bc she made ppl pass out bc of it, but now she's with silver, they have boring chat together and there's no issue

• even before shadow and amy were together, they constantly walked in on each other showering which was. 😐 amy started it. as she starts most things in their relationship

• these two might have some telepathic communication or sumn istg bc a lot of the time they'll look at each other and it speaks far louder than actual words• knuckles and rouge's relationship started strong. rocky, but strong. now they have frequent up and down patches, a lot like their dynamic in canon

• sonic has been with 5 girls during his time in the villa-

• shadow mentors silver in grafting. it's so cute that he's helping and silver seems so grateful. they frens

• knuckles can't cook anything for shit. except pumpkin pie which is. so funny

• silver is vegetarian or vegan or sumn so he always ends up making alternative foods to everyone else rip

• shadow has a platonic crush on blaze !!! <3 as soon as he saw her walk into the villa he decided he wanted to be her bestie. this is fact bc when she returned to the villa, after being dumped temporarily, he wanted the exact same thing. they're not buds, which is sad, but I aim for them to be. shadow's not even attracted to her in any other way, he just wants to be her friend. wholesome baby

• sonic's spot is either the football pitch or the terrace

• shadow and amy's spot is normally the spa pool or the day bed

• knuckles wants to get married !!! not to anyone specific (*ahem* like the one he's coupled with) but aww

• not a couple days after asking shadow to be her boyfriend, amy got a wish. she wants to marry shadow. girl's made her choice already Huh

• shadow is unaware of this and generally has very minimal wishes regarding anything. Mr satisfied or whatever 🙄🙄 /sarc /j

• but he can't survive without amy fr. when he was away from her, he sat about, on the floor, brooding. he normally stares out windows in the villa but he never sits about sulking like that. I think he doesn't realise how much amy is a part of his life now

• shadow has an average speaking voice, but his bedroom voice is the sexiest thing ever. it's scary. sometimes I can't even blame amy for how she reacts to him smh

• sonic sounds so much like himself, it's funny and iconic as

• rouge's laugh is so attractive I love it so much. you can tell her laugh is genuine. and it's like a full belly laugh too I-

• amy and silver's laughs are hysterical and it's adorable

• sally laughs so much !! she makes jokes a lot and knuckles laughs at them too which is sumn he doesn't normally do. she's a funny girl, I love her

• along with the 'sonic still flirting with amy despite seeming happy with sal', one night sonic had a massive glitch/hissy fit bc amy wasn't in his bed ?? we had to reset him, he got that weird. it was such an odd thing bc he knew he was supposed to he sharing a bed with sally ? it was honestly the strangest thing which got my sister and i thinking maybe he is still hung up on amy for sure, not just being a little shit to ruin shadamy

• also abt the bedding sitch, shads and ames + rouge and knuckles have cuddles in bed all the time, it's so <3

• sonic did this too, but made it look like an obligation until sally. he seems genuinely comfortable with her and i'm actually happy for himnmm

• amy has a resting sad face, so when she's cuddling with shadow or just looking at something, she comes off sad rather than comfy and happy. we've had proof she's happy with shads, but man she looks like she's about to cry 24/7

[dark-chocolatt]

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 !

MODERN AU STEP BROTHER ZHONGLI X GN READER

tho, i write with a male reader in mind, i just make it gender neutral, THEY AREN'T A KID, THEY'RE A TEEN ISTG

genre: hurt/comfort

platonic to romantic relationship !

“𝐨𝐡 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞, 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮”

content warnings: incest, possessive behaviour, age gap, subjugation, yandere zhongli, conflicted feelings

your step-brother was way too charismatic, touchy, and so kind towards you. you didn't mean to develop feelings but eventually, you ended up wanting more than your current relationship with him.

at night, your thoughts would wander, how would it feel to cuddle with him? to kiss him? to feel his touch all over your sensitive body?— with each fantasy that came to mind, you could feel your body aching.

god, i just wanna be with him you groaned, dragging your hand down your face. it was almost laughable, how much you pined for him, sure, you weren't actually related but fuck, it felt wrong to think about him that way.

you had never felt so frustrated beforehand, unable to do anything about your longing for him. clutching a pillow in your arms — a couch pillow that reeked of his scent — you sighed, feeling the familiar hollow in your chest, still heavy and just as painful as it always was.

at first, it was just admiration, but as time passed, you realised that you had fallen for him. it had dawned on you, just how stupid were you to fall for him? you chuckled, feeling bad for yourself. why would he like you? he only treated you like a sibling, why would he even think of you that way?

a few tears slid down your cheeks, wetting the pillow you held to your chest. for a moment, you truly felt helpless, oh well, at least it'll stay a secret, he doesn't have to know after all you hummed, smiling bitterly.

slipping on your headphones, you decide to drown everything out with music — but instead, your thoughts fill up with even more fantasies, about marrying him and what he would be like as your lover; it filled you with a deep sense of poignance, knowing you could never be with him.

minutes felt like hours, and because you were too caught up in your head, you didn't realise that your brother had finally come home. “i'm home!” he hollered into the quiet home, a quizzical gaze landing on the scattered pair of sneakers beside the entrance. “my, i wonder who left their shoes here?” he chuckled fondly, placing them in the shoe closet along with his own.

stepping into the living room, gold eyes brightened at the sight of you. he stepped closer, furrowing his eyebrows when he realises that you're crying — dropping his briefcase on the carpet, he makes his way to you.

your eyes shoot open when zhongli's hand cups your cheek, glassy e/c ones meeting his worried gaze. “what's wrong? why are you crying?” he asks, dropping to his knees.

wiping away your tears, he caressed the back of your head, pulling you into his embrace. “whatever it is, your big brother will do his best to help alright? are you upset because you lost your nintendo switch? i can buy you a new one don't worry—” “i, it's not that” you whispered, cutting him off.

gently, you pushed him away, smiling at him. “it's not something you should worry about” you responded, looking away from him. his frown deepens, just what on earth happened to you to get you to act like this?

he envelopes one of your hands in both of his own, gazing down at them tenderly. his thumb traced reassuring circles into them, “please tell me, i just want to help you, you matter so much to me so i don't want you struggling with anything” he says, voice fading into a whisper.

minutes pass, and eventually, he takes a seat next to you on the couch, hugging you and rubbing your back. with a soft sigh, you stand up, only for one of your hands to be caught by one of his own. “you haven't told me yet” he persisted, eyes prying for an answer.

“you don't need to know” you snap, yanking your arm away. you rush to your bedroom, him chasing after you and just before you can shut the door, he pushes it open, pressing you against the wall.

his grip on your shoulders is weirdly possessive in a way, tight but not rough enough to leave a mark. “tell me, i'm your big brother, i can help you with anything, please don't shut me out” he pleads, fixated on your every move. your heart skips a beat in your chest when he does, you could practically feel his breath on your face.

your head is downcast, face getting hotter with each second that passed. it seems that he won't budge so you eventually decide to tell him about something else.

“it's just something with a classmate of mine—” “don't lie to me” he warns, eyes dark and piercing into you. a meek whimper slips past your lips, why did he sound mad? you wondered, feeling nervous. you gulp down the saliva building up in your throat, hoping he didn't hear you.

“i, i can't tell you” you replied, voice sounding a bit whiny. zhongli's eyes are half-lidded as he stares down at your small frame, eyebrow gently quirking up, “and why not?” he inquired.

just why was his cute little sibling being so awfully dodgy? did he do anything wrong?, you just had to tell him and he'd do anything to make it right.

“cuz, you'll hate me” you whimper, tears welling up in your pretty eyes. his eyes widen, “oh sweetie, i would never hate you” he cooed, bringing you into his arms. he pats you on the head, trying to soothe you.

“e, even if i love you? romantically?” you whisper, stunning the man. you felt the same? you loved him that way too? god, he could feel his joy bubbling within him. his lips slowly curved up into an uncontrollable smile. slowly, he lifted you into his arms, sitting on the bed with you in his lap. “oh darling, my sweet little darling, i will never hate you because,” he pauses, pulling you in for a gentle kiss that tinted those soft cheeks in a tinge of red he absolutely adored — he chuckled, “i love you like that as well~” he cooed, hands encircling your waist.

a soft and cute little smile graced your face, you were so glad your brother didn't hate you. you kissed him again, shying away with a soft giggle after. “aw don't be shy baby, you're mine now, and i'm yours right? would you like that honey?” he asked with a soft voice. you nodded eagerly, causing the smile on his face to widen.

his cute little sibling was now his darling, he didn't kill off your parents in that accident for nothing. as sickening as it was, he knew he had to have you.

he peppered kisses all over your face, ecstatic to finally have you as his own.

[lovejosephquinn]

I feel like it's horny season, all the thirst on my dash is killing me and the Paris con, don't even get me started ☠️ I'm not sure if you have done something like this before, but may I request Mr. Quinn shamelessly railing you after the con in a hotel room, because you've been feeling insecure about all the girls he met? Or something along the lines. Please 👉👈

It's horny season all year round on tumblr, don't you know? 💀 Especially this year, the year of Quinn istg 😫

Thank you for your request @iliveforotps, I hope it's what you wanted and more x

UNDER 18'S DNI.

It had been a long day, you'd watched on from the side lines Joe interacting with hundreds of fans at the Paris con, 90% of them female and usually it wouldn't bother you, maybe that was because you'd never been there to see it properly. You knew in the darkest depths of your mind that Joe was yours and only yours. But you couldn't help but feel a tad jealous over the way he was innocently flirtatious with a handful of them. It was his job at the con to please the people that had paid money to meet him, you had to walk away sometimes just purely so you didn't yell out anything stupid; you often think out loud and that was a dangerous game in this particular situation.

You decided to text Joe, letting him know you'd gone back to the hotel room a little earlier rather than waiting for him to finish his panel because you were 'tired.' An absolute shit excuse.

Laying on the bed silently sobbing, unsure as to why you'd let today get the better of you, there was absolutely no reason to be behaving like this, but here you were.

You heard they key card swipe across the door and in came your boyfriend, mid yawn rubbing his eyes walking in and locking the door behind him, finding you curled up under the sheets, not a word spoken, your eyes shut pretending to be asleep so you didn't have to face telling him the truth so soon. Joe knew you like the back of his hand and could tell something was up straight away, it was unlike you to not want to be by his side so when he received the text and read it after the panel he instantly worried about you.

"Baby?" He cooed, slipping off his jacket and shoes and climbing into bed next to you. Joe rubbed back and fourth down your arm, leaning over you and planting a kiss on your cheek. You couldn't ignore him.

"Hi." you whispered, a blank look on your face.

"Why'd you run off? I missed you." Joe pouted his lips like a sad child, instantly giving you the puppy eyes you adored to see. You hid your smile, Joe's head tilting to one side taking a hold of you and pulling you into him as he enveloped you in his arms, cradling you like a baby.

"Long story." You sighed, nuzzling your head into his chest, the scent of your boyfriend calming you ever so slightly, his warm embrace was hard to refuse.

"How long is long?" He questioned.

"Not very. I just-"

"You just?" Joe interrupted, you leaned upward to meet his face with yours.

"I just got a bit jealous today, seeing the way you were with all the... girls, it was just a bit much."

Joe smiled sympathetically. "Oh my beautiful girl, don't be so silly, you know I'm yours." You should of seen it coming in the second his lips crashed onto yours, your mouths opening up to prolong the kiss, tongues slipping and sliding in, Joe letting go of you and laying you onto your back and caging you between himself and the mattress; the way his arms flexed as he held himself above you. You drank in his features, your boyfriend was so undeniably sexy you couldn't help but gawk.

"Let me show you." He uttered, before meeting your lips once more, grinding his hips down onto your thigh, the way they tilted open so he could straddle between them, pushing himself into you whilst his lips caressed yours fiercely. Biting down on your lip earning a messy whimper from your throat.

"Is that what you want, does my girl need some attention the way only I can give her?"

You nodded slowly, staring down at the way he licked his lips, savouring the taste of your saliva that had been left on his mouth.

Joe rid you of your clothes thick and fast before undressing himself, ushering the sheets away so you were completely bare before him and vice versa. "Mmm, nobody compares to you, you're so fucking hot Y/N."

You liked that line, it even put a smile back onto your face, without any warning, he grabbed a hold of your legs pulling you to the end of the bed, hoisting your feet back onto the edge and spreading your thighs apart to reveal what he craved most.

"It's been a hell of a day and all I've wanted is to eat this beautiful little cunt, can I?" He uttered, kneeling down on the carpet before you, his pupils dilated and clearly hungry for a taste.

"Mhmm. Show me who you belong to and who you love most like you said you would."

Joe wasted no time in using his hands to open up your slit, showing your aching clit and the entrance that made his cock throb hard below. "With pleasure." His face smashed against your cunt, tongue rapidly licking up and down like a starved animal, lips instantly meeting your clit and wrapping them around it, sucking harshly and nibbling slightly, you grabbed a hold of your tits, playing with your nipples as his darkened eyes looked up to you, you felt his mouth smirk into you, his tongue flickering over your bud thick and fast.

"Just like that." Your hands grabbed a hold of his hair, pushing him inward and bucking your hips up, giving him no room to breathe but just devour. His tongue stroked down your cunt, lapping circles around your entrance. "This sweet pussy needs tongue fucking I think." He gestured in a questioned tone.

"P-please."

"Please what, my love?"

"Fuck my hole with your tongue."

"Absolutely." Joe hummed, his muscle sticking itself straight inside you, flattening out and curling around all the ways you enjoyed, making you writhe onto the bed, you were unsure of where to put your hands, so you pushed them back and grabbed a hold of the pillow, your back arching as he vibrated it around inside of you. Reaching his thumb up to vigorously attack your clit, you were so god damn close by this point, your moans were bouncing off the walls of the hotel room, his name being squealed loudly with all you could muster. Then he stopped.

Standing up to lean over and flipping you over onto your stomach, Joe's devious smirk reappeared. "On all fours, my cock will take your cum." Joe spat onto his cock, lathering it with his fingers making him hiss. "You see what you do to me? If this isn't clear enough to let you know I'm yours I don't know what is."

"Still don't believe you, prove it." You egged him on further, ready for the fuck of your life, a growl erupted from his throat, as if he hadn't already proved it, you irritated him a little with your words and with that, he plunged his cock into your hole, giving you no room to adjust, just all of his length crashing through the tightness of your cunt. Your moans hit an all time high as he shamelessly railed into you, his fingers bruising your hips using you as a prop to fuck you harder. "I'm fucking yours, you slut, don't second guess it." Joe screeched, his head falling back and eyes rolling into the back of his head.

"And you're mine, all fucking mine." Joe took a hand off of your hip and crashed it down to your ass cheek, spanking you hard, your face falling into the mattress as he pushed your back down so it was only your ass at cock level. "Yeah take my fucking cock baby, oh my-"

Your moans echoed in unison, the way he fucked you as hard as he did had you both in panting messes, his cock throbbing inside of you almost ready to burst. You pushed yourself backwards, creating a motion of you fucking into him as he fucked into you.

"Keep doing that, I'm going to cum. Are you close pretty girl?"

"I-I-" You couldn't say another word as your walls tightly caged his cock, his foreskin feeling the benefit and his tip hitting the base of your cervix. "Yes Y/N, yes!" His hand spanked you one last time along with one last thrust and he was spent, his cum flooded inside of you and you milked him for every drop.

"D-did t-that h-help." He could hardly make a sentence, his lungs had practically given up from how good that felt.

"Tell me one more time." You giggled, Joe pulled out of you and threw himself down next to you, leaning onto his side and tickling your ribcage.

"That's what I thought." His soft, loving smile returned along with the sparkle in the eyes that you loved so much, sealing the deal as he took a hold of you tightly, planting a light kiss, the taste of you still lingering. He was indefinitely yours, but maybe you'd be a little insecure more often if that was the endgame.