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So I spent two hours this afternoon washing my car then this happened
Some twat pulled out in front of me on the way home from the school run
Thankfully me and my son are fine but my poor car is a write off 😭😭😭
#istfg man#whyyyyyy#i loved that car 😭😭😭#i think the other guy was off his face#or drunk or something#definitely something not right with him#he kept saying “i was only going slow”#i said i dont care how slow you should have stopped#knobhead#and now i cant get my ancient laptop to load up#so i can download the dashcam footage#urgh what a day
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is that a fucking SLUT I see?
#demon slayer#sanemi shinazugawa#kny sanemi#sanemi#demon slayer smut#sanemi smut#he needs to be bred#istfg imma get this man pregnant
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#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#mims posts ~#astarion bg3#astarion screenshots#this man#istfg#this fcking man#man pls you cant be looking at me like that pls
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Hongjoong || Work [240531]
#hongjoong#atzsource#ultkpop#malesgroupnet#kpopccc#idolnexusedit#kpopstages#lucieblr#foraddy#tuserchrissy#useroro#eyestrain#cheytermelon#useranusia#rhitag#usermairin#rintrack#kngld.edits#i am not too sure if atzsource tag is open to anyone since i usually dont gif ateez but if anything lemme know i'll remove it#also i am not entirely happy with these cause they are kinda grainy and he was moving a lot and it was hard to catch a decent moment#I'LL NEVER COMPLAIN ABT ONEUS STAGES BEING UNGIFFABLE IDK HOW ATINYS DO IT ON REGULAR BASIS#also dont think i'll gif more of ateez i just saw him in this look and I HAD TO GIF HIM#the things this man makes me do istfg
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MY BABY
I'm raising my point again, how could ANYONE, EVER. EVER HURT HIM???????????????????????
#he had drip back then man#we need sophie to step up again#look at him poking his tongue out#istfg i have never seen a cuter baby#fuck j*s verstappen#he reminds me of the quote#you would have loved my younger self i was softer#he makes me want to cry#nothing could ever make me hate you max verstappen#I'm a max defender till death#if he has no fans i am dead#my pookie#my little nerd#max verstappen#mv33#mv1
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GIVE👏STEVE👏MARTIN👏HIS👏EMMY👏
#istfg if the bear man wins again#steve martin#charles haden savage#omitb s4#only murders in the building#only murders hulu#only murders season 4#martin short
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“one day im going to have to make like a three hour long video essay that's just called In Defense of Helluva Boss” Please do. I see more anti videos than I do with defense ones. Like the ones that say season 2 is terrible even though it’s barely completed and the ones that say Stolitz is a bad despite them barely having a relationship.
no literally i am sick of seeing more anti content than actual appreciation videos but the anti talking point i see most that drives me up the fucking walls is that it's "bAd RePrEsEnTaTiOn," as if that is all that queer people are allowed to have; just the vague nebulous concept of "Rep(TM)." the fact that if a straight character is a bad person then it's just that This Character is a bad person, but if a queer character is a bad person then This Is Bad Representation Of The Community And Is Homophobic. can we not just HAVE characters?? vehicles to tell a story??? tools to craft a compelling narrative??? this is part of why Helluva/Hazbin being adult shows is such a THING because i see this get shut down a lot under the guise of "uhh well just because it's an adult show doesn't mean that it can handle whatever topic it wants however it wants" and like. yeah buddy! that's true! and that's not what this is fucking about!! when people say "it's an adult show" what they mean is that it's made to be engaged with under the assumption that you would know better than to take information to shape your worldview and perception of other real life people from a fucking cartoon! the show doesn't NEED to tell you that Um Hey Guys Just So You Know This Isn't Actually Meant To Reflect How All Real Life Gay Relationships Are because you are an adult who should already be able to discern this.
"bad rep" doesn't mean "characters that are nuanced, morally gray, or just bad people." "bad rep" would be if helluva boss was a show that said "the REASON these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people is BECAUSE they are queer, or at least directly correlated to that fact." which is. you know. very fucking different than "these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people because they 1) live in a classist society that actively encourages them to be their worst selves and 2) are extremely traumatized."
#btw when i say toxic i DO mean stolitz but not in like. a 'this is romanticizing abuse !!!!1!!!!1!1!!' kind of way#which is. the second stupidest criticism of this show#like babe did you really watch blitz break down sobbing on his couch and see stolas drowning in his depression cereal and absinthe#and some how come to the conclusion that the lesson you are meant to take away from this is that This Is A Good Thing To Aspire To ??????#their dynamic IS toxic rn!! neither of them are communicating properly and neither of them are getting what they TRULY want#and the whole point of watching this situation (this shituation; if you will) play out#is to be entertained first of all BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY#because you are supposed to go Man This Relationship Status Sucks For Them Right Now I Sure Hope They Can Make It Better#you are supposed to recognize that it is Bad for them right now. because you are a fucking adult who should have a CRUMB of media literacy#god. sorry this is so long#video essay is gonna be four hours at this rate istfg#mine#ask#helluva boss#stolitz#analysis#long post#fandom
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Hi hello yes I also thought I was done but my brain said no.
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So, who was going to tell me what an absolute menace Vessel was on stage back in 2018? Why did nobody show me what a chaotic goblinman he used to be?
Vessel, you cannot do this to me. The white waistband. The water bottle drop. The strangulation of OG IV. The SPIT. ONTO. OG IV. … Sir. What is happening to you on stage? What demons are you fighting? (Let me help, I want to meet them)
#sleep token#vessel sleep token#vessel#also ii iii og iv and the keyboardist#video#youtube video#song nazareth#istfg this man is going to end me#sorry iii but ves is definitely the main character of this video
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pspspsps porretta besties from the dark place who refused to bring this song to its end here's a little something for you. 🎙️
#it'll take a while until I finish the extended mix but of course I had to start from this part#you can tell the man have been practicing - Dynamite was amazing and so fun but sounded like he didn't sing for a while#and out of sudden had to film his performance in a rush because it was pretty chaotic back then - or maybe just wasn't for his range#now it's clear that he had time to work on his singing voice and feel more comfortable with the songs#plus it sounds like he had fun recording them - at least I hope so since everyone seemed genuinely happy to be back after 13 years#and istfg I can hear him singing the final chorus as well (liiiiight / niiiight / to the suuurfaaace) but I couldn't find the files#but I didn't find Door and OGOA vocals for it either so it's all probably mixed in a single file which is the one we heard in the cutscene#love him love his voice and I'm happy to have experienced this level (the entire game actually) blind#his performance was spectacular (the drowning video is still in my mind since my first playthrough but hey that's for another post)#anyway#someone give this man a Pixar villain to VO PLEASE#and that fucking bass btw I love it#Matthew Porretta#Old Gods of Asgard#Herald of Darkness#Alan Wake 2#Remedy Entertainment#tinyclowntent#audio
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So yeah whatever, a girl had never played in the Premier League, but Jamie’d always thought that was fucking dumb and she figured as soon as everyone saw her on the pitch they’d think it was fucking dumb too. Unfortunately, not so. Almost four years later, Jamie’s more than proven herself, she’s scored more goals than bloody Jesus, and still the fucking Mirror can’t find anything better to talk about than whether Jamie’s a PREGGERS FOOTBALLER? just because some dickhead took a photo of her buying jaffa cakes and day-old sushi at eleven p.m.
scrape by @andthepeople (spqr)
#royjamie#roy kent#jamie tartt#roy x jamie#ted lasso fic#istfg this does not do the fic justice bc it's just so!!!!!#the concept alone has me reeling#and the execution as always is just so good#felt every human emotion man#soph arts#id in alt text
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TERFS: it doesn't matter if you're trans. you said you identify as a man so you're inherently respected, privileged and oppress trans women!! you've also never experienced mysoginy since you're a man!!
; hsbshsvsg throwing fish at you hnnsgshwvsgs
#text post#this is what terfs are. every post is this istfg#transandrophobia#trans#transmen#transmascs#trans man#terfs dni#yh I'm a man- WOAH WHERE'D ALL THE TRANSPHOBES GO ?? MY OPPRESSION JS DISINTEGRATED NO WAYY ?? /sarc#queer#lgbtqia+#dipping my own toes into the lava that is discourse instead of js reblogging others toes.#wishing I picked a better metaphor now.#- ⭐🦊#discourse
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Follow up to this comic
It's not that Blossom hates Akako, it's that Aku takes her form just to appease critics [as he takes the Little Red Hood form to appease critics in Aku's Fairy Tales & there's a reason Akako is based on her]. Trying to be someone you aren't never works out, and Blossom already learned her lesson as Liberty Belle.
#ppg#powerpuff girls#samurai jack#aku#yuri#arts#dont aks me man i get intrusive thoughts and then i draw them#proof 1948497821 i am a sap#akus little lesbian form is SO FUN to draw istfg
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If you're a millennial that loved Bugs and dwelled in the depths of LiveJournal around 2010, or if you're down to check out a hidden gem--
Dip under the cut 👁️👁️
So have you ever loved a fanfiction you read so much that you decided "hey let's make a fake book cover for it even though IT'S BEEN ABANDONED ON LIVEJOURNAL AND WAS NEVER COMPLETED AND LEFT ON A SOUL-SHATTERING CLIFFHANGER FOR 15 YEARS?"
Because I did, last night, out of a rose-tinted nostalgic rage 😮💨👌✨
During the peak of my Beatles special interest, there was a fanfic on LiveJournal called Pandemic by eleanorrigby_66 (shout out if you're still out there somewhere), and my god, it is a whirlwind of everything horrible that could possibly happen. It was like a mixed vibe of 28 Days Later, Crossed (don't read it), and sort of Flowers in the Attic? If you're a millennial, loved Bugs, and we're in the darkest corners of LJ, you might know about it.
The story is a huge ball of sadness, viscera, anguish, and depravity. It was like a brutal train wreck you couldn't look away from. If the names were flipped and it had some revisions, Istg, it could've been a published novel.
Anyway, this is based on a scene in the story where (get ready for this, wtf) John and Ringo are going high speed backwards in an ambulance escaping a hoard of infected in the middle of London. Ringo has a bat and there's an infected in the back of the ambulance, and while Ringo is swinging at it to knock it out the open back doors, the infected dude gashes open Ringo's hand with a knife. It gets crazier from there. 😮💨😮💨😮💨
All four of them go through so many unspeakable things, but it almost felt like the author had a vendetta towards George for a while, and then it changed to Ringo. Like omfg, calm down. 😰
I am cringe, and I am free. 🫡🌈
I think the whole 28 Days revival inspired this, tbh. The world's in flames with an uncertain future, so I'm getting looser with my artwork, screw it.
#the beatles#the beatles fanart#ringo starr#og bug art#starrison#mclennon#beatles fanart#blood tw#gore tw#wound tw#beatles fanfiction#the beatles fanfiction#man i wanna complete the fanfic myself sometimes istfg#15 YEAR LONG CLIFFHANGER AND COUNTING FML
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my ass whenever i see a drawing of wally as a girl
#i'm not even joking i have to hold back the urge to scream and shout out “WOMAN!1!” whenever i see a drawing of wally as a girl#people draw girl wally so beautiful man istfg#i'm such a down bad loser (^∧^)#welcome home#wally welcome home#welcome home wally#wally darling#wh wally#okok posts something random
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WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING BAMBAM AND SEULGI ARE DATING LIKE THERE IS NO WAY IM TAKING ANOTHER HIT JUS LIKE THAT 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 GET OUT OF MY HEAD
#seullovesme » ranted!#istfg#theyve been friends for how long now? just friends btw#my wife wouldnt leave me for a man#shes loyal#seulgi pls
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Sneak peek of "Callsign: Motionless" for you all! Enjoy! 🤭
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