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[nxwtgeiszler]

ishallsustainamassiveerection replied to your post “i’ve been back from uni for a month and a half and in that time i’ve...”

welcome to my life I have seen 0

they all have jobs as well and i’m sat here like “i’ve applied to at least 20 stores online and handed my cv into literally every shop that would take them and nobody has got back to me and yet my parents are still on my back for being too lazy to get a job and i’m broke”

[mr-segundus]

Tid tagged me in this six selfies of 2015 thing so here ya go, enjoy all my vain, cute af selfies 

I tag furiousdee, hefferlump, souvenirsandlostluggage, bungandmunchpi, onceihadalifenowihaveablog and whichever else of you cuties wants in x

[feelingsandfeminism]

14 pls good sir xoxo

14: Talk about a vacation.

When me and my siblings were younger, we used to do a lot of holidays with a set of family friends which was incredible fun because one of them was my best friend and we all had so much in common. I remember this one time their family had gone out somewhere and me and mine stayed in the villa and had a pool day, but I spent it playing Pokémon Sapphire on my little GBA and I was halfway through beating the last Elite Four member when they got home. I had this massive proud grin on my face and my friend sat on the sofa arm watching me and when I did it we let out this huge roar of joy and started jumping around excitedly and it was ACE

[leakyceiling]

24, 27, 36 :)

24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

well even though im not actively working on films rn I would have to say that the best advice ive ever gotten was from my last film professor. which was when I was trying to decide what classes I wanted to take for the next semester and it was his production class or another film appreciation course and he just asked me if I wanted to make films or study them. 

27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

probably eyes. idk why I just love seeing the differences in coloring or watching someones eyes.

36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.

people watching for sure. especially when I worked in retail. I would just take my time doing reshops bc sometimes people have the weirdest conversations in a grocery store.

[jointhemadteaparty]

suck my minty dick

[mistersims]

Just wanted to say a big thank you to 2014, this year has been particularly great for me luckily, moving out into a house with some of my best friends jointhemadteaparty ishallsustainamassiveerection and auspiciousemma , getting a job I really enjoy made even better by the friends I've made whilst working, and the new friends I've made at uni arknstones thranduil (and the ones I've kept hismajestybard ), you're all awesome and thank you everyone for a great year, have a good 2015! Happy New Year!

[nxwtgeiszler]

all questions

you’re a dick & i hate you xoxo

1:Name Katie2:Age 193:3 Fears spiders, heights, ???????4:3 things I love my parents, free wifi, animals in general5:4 turns on idk 6:4 turns off bad manners, ???????????7:My best friend jade beth & josie are my baes8:Sexual orientation ace af9:My best first date i’ve never been on a date soooo10:How tall am I i still haven’t measured myself in years so like 5′6/7 if i had to guess11:What do I miss not being sunburt12:What time were I born 3.33am 13:Favorite color blue i guess14:Do I have a crush not really 15:Favorite quote ???????????????16:Favorite place bed17:Favorite food depends how i feel18:Do I use sarcasm basically all the time19:What am I listening to right now coronation street20:First thing I notice in new person smile21:Shoe size 822:Eye color blue/grey23:Hair color fuck knows sometimes it’s blonde sometimes it’s brown somewhere in the middle24:Favorite style of clothing comfortable25:Ever done a prank call? yes27:Meaning behind my URL i mean i hope it’s pretty self-explanatory28:Favorite movie pac rim29:Favorite song i have no idea30:Favorite band also no idea31:How I feel right now chill32:Someone I love were my best friends & my parents not enough?33:My current relationship status single34:My relationship with my parents p good35:Favorite holiday poland or the netherlands36:Tattoos and piercing i have both ears pierced37:Tattoos and piercing i want fuck knows38:The reason I joined Tumblr cool harry potter posts39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? i haven’t spoken to him in??? 4 years???40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? nope41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? no42:When did I last hold hands? i literally have no idea43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? half an hour-an hour depending on how much effort i’m putting in44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? yep45:Where am I right now? at home46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? i’m always the one doing the ��taking care’ bit, can’t actually remember the last time i was drunk bc of it47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? reasonable48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yes49:Am I excited for anything? holiday in like 3 weeks50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? no51:How often do I wear a fake smile? no idea52:When was the last time I hugged someone? last time i saw jade53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i mean he’s gay so i can’t say i’d be too bothered lmao54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? how the fuck would i know55:What is something I disliked about today? the heat56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? darren criss or andrew scott57:What do I think about most? writing ideas that will probs never happen58:What’s my strangest talent? i can walk in heels for like 5 minutes?59:Do I have any strange phobias? i told you my fucking phobias60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? either is fine61:What was the last lie I told? no idea62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chats63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯64:Do I believe in magic? no65:Do I believe in luck? not really66:What’s the weather like right now? hot as balls67:What was the last book I’ve read? good omens by neil gaiman & terry pratchett68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? no69:Do I have any nicknames? not really70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? never really had anything worse than cuts and bruises71:Do I spend money or save it? save it as much as possible bc i’m used to not having any72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? my phone74:Favorite animal? fuuuck 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? playing simpsons tapped out76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? what the fuck kind of question is this77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? there are a lot of those78:How can you win my heart? have courage and be kind79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? i don’t tend to plan that far ahead80:What is my favorite word? i’m just gonna start leaving these blank if they’re fuckin stupid81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr i’m gonna use the ‘biggest fans’ thing bc idk so tid, alentyne, siriuslygredandforge and beth82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 83:Do I have any relatives in jail? probably84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? the power to change superpower at will85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ??????????????????????????86:What is my current desktop picture? this87:Had sex? no88:Bought condoms? no89:Gotten pregnant? read 8790:Failed a class? no91:Kissed a boy? yes92:Kissed a girl? yes93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no94:Had job? yes95:Left the house without my wallet? yes96:Bullied someone on the internet? not that i know of/can remember97:Had sex in public? read 8798:Played on a sports team? no99:Smoked weed? no100:Did drugs? no101:Smoked cigarettes? no102:Drank alcohol? yes103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? yes (as much as i can be)104:Been overweight? yes105:Been underweight? no106:Been to a wedding? yes107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? does netflix count109:Been outside my home country? yes110:Gotten my heart broken? no111:Been to a professional sports game? no112:Broken a bone? no113:Cut myself? accidentally or on purpose?114:Been to prom? yes115:Been in airplane? yes116:Fly by helicopter? no117:What concerts have I been to? mcr, paramore, steps118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? duh119:Learned another language? sort of120:Wore make up? no121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? read 2 & 87122:Had oral sex? no123:Dyed my hair? yes124:Voted in a presidential election? i’m not american125:Rode in an ambulance? no126:Had a surgery? no127:Met someone famous? yes128:Stalked someone on a social network? yes129:Peed outside? not for years130:Been fishing? yes it was the most boring soul crushing experience of my life131:Helped with charity? yep (it’s been three years since night in a box wtf)132:Been rejected by a crush? no133:Broken a mirror? no134:What do I want for birthday? which birthday?

[mr-segundus]

ishallsustainamassiveerection replied to your post “.”

BAE I'M GONNA CRY U 2 R SO CUTE

I KNOW like damn, I thought I was going to have a little cry (just about managed not to)

[feelingsandfeminism]

S, 2, 4 xo

S: What do you consider a deal breaker?

Homophobia. Racism. Misogyny. Transphobia. Ableism. Anti-feminism. Also man if they're a heavy smoker then I'm out. I'm so far out. I'm in the fucking stratosphere with how out I am with all these things.

2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

When you are seriously considering breaking up with someone because you are unhappy, it's a sign that you should. Do not stay in that relationship a minute more.

4: What do you notice first about another person?

Answered! But eyes/smile/voice.

[wlntersoldier]

ishallsustainamassiveerection replied to your post:comealongpondd's Hobbit Prem Surival Kit: Many...

TAKE LOO ROLL/TISSUES BECAUSE THEY WILL INEVITABLY HAVE RUN OUT

jesUS I DID NOT THINK OF THAT, TID THANK YOU FOR PREVENTING THIS EMERGENCY (●⌇ຶ u⌇ຶ●)♡♡ also it can be used for our tears

[jointhemadteaparty]

FIGHT ME

nah mate.

[nxwtgeiszler]

MAGNOLIA, LOCUST, HELICONIA xo

(locust is copied and pasted bc i already did it)

MAGNOLIA:Favorite kind of candy?I discovered Reese’s Pieces not too long ago and they’re actual heaven. I also used to love fruit pastilles (like the rowntrees ones) but i haven’t seen any vegetarian ones anywhere :(

HELICONIA:Do you like when it rains?Yesssssssssssssssssss

LOCUST:What was your favorite book as a child?when I was super little I had three Miffy books and I swear those things went everywhere with me - I’ve still got them to this day and I can still recite most of one of them from memory (my parents know all three of them off by heart from reading them to me so much). When I grew up a bit I was hooked on the Famous Five books by Enid Blyton, and (of course) Harry Potter

ty bb xoxo

[mr-segundus]

You are both lovely and gosh Chelsea that is so nice hear, this whole thing is making me stupidly happy. Thank you xxxx

[mistersims]

First night out with my housemates, was a nice night at the pub :)

Picture courtesy of auspiciousemma

[jointhemadteaparty]

ishallsustainamassiveerection that is most definitely me :P

mistersims hell yes I've always had outstanding music taste hehehehehe