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actually i'm only like this right now because it's been too long since i've been to a natural history museum. i gotta go look at bones

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

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My tummy has more hair coming in but it's laying the opposite direction as the hair it's next to that's been there.

Things nobody warned me about before transitioning.

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

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my pet mold spore

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THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING

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I made a little reference piece for my future embroidery projects. No more guessing how many strands I should use and regretting it later. 🤗 by NeedlessDesigns

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This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released

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Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

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Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

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This is my favorite form of entertainment.

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every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate