#isat chatfic

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat chatfic pt3

4:34 pm

*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Isabeau, Odile and Petronille*

Petronille: WHAT THE CRAB WAS THAT

MIRABELLE: I don’t know!

Odile: What do we do now?

MIRABELLE: well, first, we need to figure out where the crab he is

Petronille: He ran into the forest.

I think he went past our tents

MIRABELLE: phew, ok should I do it?

Odile: yes.

Petronille: Yeah

Isabeau: ok

MIRABELLE: her goes

*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Siffrin*

Siffrin: I'm sorry

MIRABELLE:We don't want an apology!!!!! How is that the first thing you think of?!

Siffrin: sorry 

Petronille: ok, that doesn't matter where the crab are you?

Siffrin: I don't know

Odile: surroundings?

Siffrin: trees

MIRABELLE: OF COURSE THERE ARE TREES WERE IN A FOREST

siffrin: sorry

MIRABELLE: anything else?

Siffrin: a brick ruin?

Odile: That's something…

Petronille: anything else?

Siffrin: a

Uhh no.

Isabeau: We'll try to find you.

Siffrin: ok…

Petronille: Don’t move around

Siffrin: Ok

MIRABELLE: We love you. Don’t! you! dare! forget! That!

Siffrin: Thanks ilyt

Isabeau: <3

8:31 pm

Star: We should name this gc its just all our names

Mira: Yeah

*Nille renamed the chat to The Bozos + Odile and Mira*

Nille: yeeaa

Star: yeeaa

Isa: Yeeaa

Mira: ?

Nille: Shhhhhhhh

Bonbon: OK

WHAT DID YOU DO FRIN

WHAT WAS THE ADOLTS ONLY TALK

Odile: *adults

Bonbon: ADULTS

Star: I freaked out and ran away

Bonbon: I KOW THAT DUMMY

Star: Ok.. It was because smth reminded me of the loops

Bonbon: so you got flashbacks to the endless school

Star: yeah

Mira: and so they ran off

Bonbon: LIKE A DUMMY

Star: Sorry

Nille: Hold up

*Nille went offline*

Star: WHAT IN THE BLINDING STARS WHY DID NILLE JUST SMACK ME

*Nille came online*

Nille: You deserved that!

Star: WHAT DI I DO

Nille: NO MORE APOLOGIES

Star: OK???? STARS ABOVE WOMAN CALM DOWN

Mirabelle: :0

Isa: What

Mira: Theres. A rat

Inside my room

Bonbon: COOK IT

Star: Im coming

Nille: ???????????????

Star: Mira is it threatening you

Mira: A little? Im scared of rats so…

Star: IM GOING TO MURDER IT

Mira: Thank you

Star: I WILLNOT LET IT HARM YOU OK

Mira: Thats not really necessary

Star: I COULDNT CARE LESS

(YOU NEED TO HELP ME FIND THE IBUPROFEN)

*Odile came online*

Odile: second drawer to the left in the bathroom, in the blue box.

*Odile went offline*

Isa: Did she just?

Nille: She just came on to tell us wher the Ibuprofen is wtc?

Isa: yeah…

Nille: thx ig?

8: 37 pm

Isa: Sif? Mira? How are you?

Star: IT RAN AWAY

Mira: They started insulting it

Halfway through it started to sound like they were targeted at themself

Star:  NO COMMENT

Isa: Sif is your capslock stuck again

Star: YES

Isa: Ill be ther in a second

Star: THANK YOU

Nille: that sounds so pathetic

Like you can hear how he said the thank you

Because weve all heard that thank you from him

Mira: That was funnier than it shouldve been

Star: My capslock is offff

Im freeeeee

My cage has been openeddddddd

Isa: Sif ina birdcage….

Bonbon: Birdfrin

Isa: Birdfrin

Mira: Birdfrin

Nille: Birdfrin

*Mira changed Star’s name to Birdfrin*

Birdfrin: WHYYYYYYY

Nille: Better idea

*Nille changed Birdfrin’s name to cats on the stars*

Cats on the stars: :)

Isa: Huh

Mira: Why?

Nille: Hey hes kinda like a cat ok?

Cat + Star obsession = our favourite little guy

Mira: … smart…

Bonbon: Get over here dinners ready losers (Spicy! spaghetti)

Isa: Changeeeeeeee whyyy

Cats on the stars: ill eat it if you dont want it

Isa: well see ok

Nille: Read: I will take two forkfuls and then give it to you silently while staring aggresivly at the table

Mira: hehhe

Nille: hehe (Theyre so)

Mira: Yeah 

Isa: Are you two done making fun of our very serious dilemma

Nille: Boy it is spaghetti get over it 

*Cats on the stars and four other went offline*

[moonstandardtime]

siffrinnnn for my modern au :3 i dont think i ever posted these and they were in my drafts so!

reblogs are very appreciated!! :D more info under cut ↓↓

ok so this au is called the wax sculptures au. i was calling it the theater ghost au before i came up with that so u might know it by that name instead.

the whole thing of it is. i wanted to make a new chatfic. i do this i make overly complex aus for the sake of a chatfic and its awesome.

i havent shared much info abt it? ive been purposefully vague bc i think thatll make the fic more fun. but the basics r that everyone lives in a college city, mira and isa and nille all go to said college, and siffrin is bonnies babysitter. siffrin meets everyone else via that connection.

siffrin also "haunts" the college theater. which is to say, people see his pale formless ass briefly in the dark and are like Ah. There Is A Ghost In The Theater! the theater director hates this :3

its called wax sculptures bc the full name, following the format of all my chatfic titles, is "[main groupchat name]; or, There Are Wax Sculptures In The Basement". its a reference to the phantom of the opera, because there is a ghost in the theater. self explanatory.

loop is here too ✨ yay

[ohwormwood]

isat chatfic

that is all

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat Chatfic

*Siffrin has added Isabeau, MIRABELLE PLUMS, Odile, Bonnie and Petronille*

Siffrin: Hi.

Bonnie: Wtc

MIRABELLE: What is this?

Siffrin: Groupchat.

Petronille: Why?

Siffrin: Because. I’m lonely and it’s 2 am

Bonnie: go bother za

Siffrin: No

And plus he’s on here

Isabeau: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MIRABELLE: Hi!

Petronille: Good change why are ther so many is

Isabeau: idk bc its fun

MIRABELLE: Yeah :)

Siffrin: So this is the groupchat

Bonnie: Weres Dile

Odile: *Where’s

Isabeau: Ther you are Madame

Odile: Rejoyce.

Petronille: ok these names are boring hold on

*Petronille changed their name to Nille*

*Nille changed MIRABELLE’s name to Mira*

*Nille changed Siffrin’s name to Star*

*Nille changed Bonnie’s name to Bonbon*

*Nille changed Isabeau’s name to Za*

*Nille changed Odile’s name to Hardcover Book To The Head*

Nille: That’s better

Hardcover Book To The Head: Why is this my name.

Nille: Remember when you hit Siffrin in the head with a book

Threatened to but still

Hardcover Book To The Head: …Fair point.

Star: omg tysm Nille

Nille: Why

Star: My name i like it

Nille: ur welcome

Bonbon: Why do they get a cool name

Nille: It fits with how much he talks about stars

Mira: with that logic, Petronille’s name should be having a lot of hair.

*Isa changed Nille’s name to Long hair enthusiast*

Long hair enthusiast: I know where you sleep Isabeau

Isa: Oh change I’m so scared

Star: Yes ok we get it, you think you’re edgy

Long hair enthusiast: AFTER I GAVE YOU THAT NAME

Long hair enthusiast: THAT’S IT 

*Long hair enthusiast changed Star’s name to wannabe edgelord*

wannabe edgelord: BLIND YOU WOMAN

Hardcover Book To The Head: Siffrin, with all due respect, leave cursing people out in other languages for when we’re actually awake. I want to partake, I can’t if I’m half asleep

 wannabe edgelord: Fine

Gn ya’ll

Isa: gn sif

Mira: Goodnight!

Long hair enthusiast: night

Bonbon: gud night

Hardcover Book To The Head: Goodnight.

*Isa and five others went offline.*

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

How I think an Isat gc would go

Siffrin: Guys I just threw up Mira: Omg are you ok Siffrin: Yeah Bonnie: Ok who cares Beau just got uber eats get over here Siffrin: Ooo did he get fries

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Have this thing I wrote in one sitting and didn't beta read

You, truly, from the depths of your heart, were happy about this.

You finally, finally, finally, got to go home! Kind of. You see it in the distance. You could go back, if you had a boat. You're not alone. There’s someone next to you. Something?

You're back in the house? And you see the change god statue. Oh stars no no no no no no nononononononono- Mirabelle’s touching the statue. But it’s you? Who’s touching the statue? What? Why? And then you're in the void. The white void blank on all sides and empty and they’re going to come out here and berate you because you’re disgusting worthless stupid fake non-existent- Mirabelle’s not here and she was the first line except they blinding know the script why wont they blinding follow it and there's a hand on your face. You look up and it’s not the change god in a fake form. But something that you’ve seen depicted before from your childhood you blinding maniac 

You reach out and they split around your hand because you’re so disgusting that someone you’ve barely met refuses to touch you and they think you're vile and it starts to talk. And you’re in the stars now. Like you were before you lived and after you die-

“Hello”

“I see you”

“You,_______ , are making progress.”

“Your family would be proud.”

“You survived and you found a family who loves you, and that is all I could ask for. I wish that you didn’t have to go through all you did”

“I did what I had to”

You suddenly feel everything at once. All you can think to choke out is:

“Are you the universe?”

“...”

“I can’t claim to be all of it”

You want to throw up. You want to scream. This is the worst and best you’ve ever felt. You want to cry. You need to do something. You reach for your dagger. It floats out of your pocket and into their hand.

“No”

“This is for use on the rest of the world”

“Not”

“Yourself”

The rest of the world? It flows back to you and they hold your hands. It feels cold. It feels burning hot. You love it. It feels horrible. Your head is pounding. You’re crying.

You hate it here and you want to stay forever. You're not you. You don’t feel like you’re you.

You wish you could turn back into stardust, just like Loop called you, just like you feel. 

“I expect you to be angry”

“I can’t claim to be the best god”

“But I hope my guidance was enough”

Now you’re in the house, in the observatory, and Mira couldn't remember their name, couldn't remember because you aren’t real, couldn’t remember couldn’t remember, can’t remember, won’t remember, can't remember can’t remember-

“Calm down”

“You won't be forgotton”

“And you won’t forget”

“They love you”

“Don’t forget that”

“You deserve the sky and the stars”

“Everyone good on this planet does”

“You are loved”

“You are appreciated”

“You’re culture and stars and universe is real”

“You’ll wake up and you’ll remember this”

“You can get better, no matter how impossible it may seem”

“Goodnight”

You bolt upright.

Stars above you feel like you just had a fever dream.

You did. You saw the universe and it was real and you were real and you were loved and it felt too good to be true because of course it was too good to be true and you hated it and you want to vomit up all your organs and you start crying because it’s all so much and you hate it.

“Sif?” You hear Isa ask from next to you.

All you can do is let out a pathetic noise, and he looks over at you. He holds your shoulder ( he’d been doing that lately because of the favour tree and all its little issues.)

“What happened? Nightmare?”

“Stars, I don’t know… I think I saw the universe.”

End scene.

[moonstandardtime]

i like to imagine that all my chatfics are in the same extended universe. what this implies im not sure

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat chatfic part 2 (Part 1 is pinned on my acc)

11:47 am

Wannabe edgelord: stars what is this name

*wannabe edgelord changed their name to Star*

Star: thats better

Bonbon: I hate Za so much

Mira: Why?

Bonbon: he said that he was better at stick fighting

That's a lie

You don't lie to people

Isa: Bonbon please don't do this

Bonbon: YOUR EATING SPICY FOOD FOR 1 MONTH

Star: a week?

Bonbon: FOR A WEEK

Isa: i'll take it thank you snack master

Bonbon: snack master?

Isa: I came up with it this morning, do you like it

Bonbon: YEAH

Star: Ok crab that

blinding stars above carla needs to calm down

Mira: YOU FINALLY READ THE CURSING OF CHATEAU CASTLE

Star: only Book 1 

I had no choice it was the only Book within arms length 

And I refuse to leave bed today

Long hair enthusiast: Why

Star: Stars above nille where've you been I need to yel, at you 

Long hair enthusiast: at the market

We were out of rice 

Any way answer my question 

Star: You know how climbing a mountain would feel

Long hair enthusiast: not rly but go on

Star: thats how leaving bed feels today

Mira: I think that has a name

Madame help us

Madame?

Isa: Her phone is out of battery 

Mira: Oh

Why

Isa: She doesn't have a charger

Nille has the only one

Long hair enthusiast: I do

Star: someone give me my headphones please

I need to listen to music

Isa: here are ur headphones <3

Star: thx <3

Bonbon: *huergh*

Star: What did we do

Isa: I don’t know

Bonbon: YOURE BEINGGROSS 

Hardcover Book To The Head: Responding to Mira

 Mirabelle it’s called workload paralysis.

Mira: Thank you madame!

Bonbon: Dile how are you texting

Hardcover Book To The Head: Laptop.

Star: Oh

Wait you had a laptop thios whole time

Hardcover Book To The Head: Yes.

Now.

*Hardcover Book To The Head changed their name to Odile*

Odile: That's better.

Long hair enthusiast: I feel betrayed

Yknow what

I'm tired of this

*Long hair enthusiast changed their name to Nille*

Mira: Siffrin, where are you in the book?

Star: Chapter 16 

I will throw up if carla misses one more obvious hint

like sir Rambert is right

Mira: I KNOW!!!!!!!!

Star: she needs to up the stakes

Get it

Mira: The whole staking warlock merlix in the heart thing

Star: Yeah

Mira: :[

Star: ;)

Isa: ;)

Mira: huh?

Isa: You realise I’m the one who was reading it before sif had it right

Mira: OH MY CHANGE

I NEVER REALISED THAT

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU ON

Isa: currently on book two

Nille: Isnt that series like rly badly writen

Odile: *Written

Nille: idc anyway yeah isnt it rly bad

Mira: Yes, but you can’t put it down.

Star: Yeah

Isa: Honestly I thought it was pretty good

Bonbon: Ok nobody cares Im making lunch

POTATOES CUZ WE HAD EXTRA (its fries cuz Frin doesn’t like potatoes)

Star : THANK YOU SNACK MASTER

Isa: YEAH THANKS SNACK MASTER

Nille: aight cmon

Mira: ok!

Bonbon: Za yours are spicy

Isa: Oh crab

Nille: common get over here or im forcing you to

Star: I think Isa could beat you tbh

Odile: Siffrin please. Don’t start this again.

Star: alright

*Mira and five others went offline*

[moonstandardtime]

more organization... my creative stuff 🎨

my aus / venus.aus - self explanatory

venus.ocs - my ocs!

pwk - third times a charm!

turnabout gay people - "TURNABOUT GAY PEOPLE" fic. my ace attorney chatfic

witgt - "What Is This, Group Therapy?" au. my linked universe chatfic

tiac posting - "TRY IT AGAIN, CHEATER!" fic

wax sculptures au - "There Are Wax Sculptures In The Basement" au. my (wip) isat chatfic

orbital pull au - isat x gravity falls crossover

woaa pinned info post!! crazy

linktree (pronouns, ao3, etc)

im Cat or Venus :D pronouns are she/it/dusk/moon

queering your MOM into oblivion. girl in the way the planet venus' symbol is ♀️

uhhhh i like loz, linked universe, prsk, ace attorney, toh, and isat. i draw and write fics. follow me

dont fucking give my shit (fics, art, whatever) to ai

feel free to send asks!! (please)

art comms (out of date but still active)

@neutronstarsystem @oranboos

@thiscatisdead (alt (mutuals only lol))

@zeldakat loz blog, revived for totk

@occasional-oranboos (origins ranboo doodles) (ia, kept up as an archive)

discord server (anyone is welcome to join :D)

dni: @klesek @coern (@coern-art-very-cool-and-nice) (/j)

^ they r my siblings go follow them both

real dni: people who want to bother me. thats it really i dont care. and terfs. btw i dont read dnis like ever cuz i forget they exist (sorry) but if im on ur dni just block me lmao. no use making a big deal out of a mistake!

REBLOG ART

(if u like it) (this includes fics) (u dont have to ofc its just appreciated 😊 (genuine))

if i like ur art without rbing i probably put it in my queue!! or i am not in the fandom but wanted to show my appreciation!! do not fret if i like a bunch of ur art and dont rb!!! i am not a hypocrite. not regarding this at least

^ doing this to ur mom

^ doing this with ur cat

[moonstandardtime]

i went on a whole ramble abt tgp lore in the tags. not the point. im not worldbuilding im worldcrossing. im trying to connect duplo blocks and legos and those offbrand lego brick statue things together.

goepgraphy - tgp is just ace attorney earth. so irl earth with an extra country and also california is an island because i said so. witgt is a hyrule i put together + some other stuff. [wip] is isat world just modernized.

magic? - tgp has spirit mediums and somewhat debatable magic. witgt has time travel, dimension warping, and other miscellaneous supernatural things, but its all weird and nobody knows till it happens to them. or even after. [wip] has isat craft (including wish craft (and time craft)).

fic gimmicks, because this is important to how things function - tgp's reality is actively falling apart. witgt is solid and normal, theres just some time and dimension fuckery. u know how it is with the butterfly effect. [wip] also just has time (and sort of dimension?) fuckery, but in a different flavor. both witgt and [wip] involve time loops, just very different meanings of the term--in witgt its a grandfather paradox type situation. in [wip] its. ig its like the 2hats fight specifically.

if you dont think too hard about geography nothing really conflicts too much? besides tgp's whole reality-is-an-ikea-showroom thing. which may or may not be a (minor) thing in [wip], i havent decided yet. witgt and [wip] mesh best bc theyre just generally more similar in concept; theyre both fleshed out Modern Aus, while tgp is purposefully *not* fleshed out and the au/world is made more with the intent of it being a chatfic than it housing a story. (also. tgp is a high school au specifically, which affects the slice of life vibe i go for with chatfics quite a bit.) witgt's gimmick is that its overly thorough and detailed for a chatfic, tgp's hinges a good bit on the fact that its as detailed as you would expect for a high school au chatfic.

side note, the progression of the gimmicks and how i approach them and the aus is fun i think. tgp is like. overly simple. i wanted to write a chatfic, i wanted to make it Interesting (i figured i probably would have more fun if there was something particularly unique abt it that i could play with. i was right), and i wanted to be silly. i hadnt written a chatfic that was. purely chatfic. before. only ever normal longfics with chatfic sections. so i ended up going the route of deconstructing what a "chatfic" entails--they exist almost entirely for the purpose of humor, occasionally (a specific brand of) angst, and character interaction. they dont typically have much substance beyond surface level daily life. i do this with witgt too, but in tgp i played more with how the lack of substance might interact with how life works; the characters can feel it and they notice it. the fourth wall is a sheet of paper. the stage is an ikea showroom.

like i said, witgt also deconstructs that? or rather. it constructs it. i went the complete other direction from tgp--i developed the world way more than chatfics ever do. even typical modern aus. witgt has a Lot of notes. tgp has one notes app note and a username guide doc. witgt has a notes app note, a google doc, a readers guide (more info than just usernames), and a notion page. the notion page has 10 sections, including a timeline that goes from 1986-may 2024 and a worldbuilding section with subsections for geography and religion. yeah i wrote notes on how religion works in my chatfic au. theres also a characters spreadsheet with info for every character; its only fully filled out for the 9 main characters and a couple others, but theres 45 characters in total. theres also indepth backstories for each of the 9 mcs, hence the timeline. also the time travel i mentioned earlier.

[wip] is. it settles somewhere in between? its less about deconstructing the chatfic format or whatever and more about telling a story like witgt does. itll probably get away from me similarly to witgt but atm since its existed for like two weeks its only got the one notes app note. i think itll end up being more focused on how the chatfic format affects how a story is told, since not all conversations happen over text or over a call. witgt definitely plays with that limited information, but it does have prose chapters for backstory, and the characters are mostly all long distance friends and thus only a couple of them are able to have conversations that arent over text or call. in [wip], theyre all in the same city and interact with each other directly pretty often. theres also more Life Stuff happening in the present than witgt--most of witgt's story is in the past (see: the timeline) aside from a few specific events/characters.

ok analysis of my motivations when making chatfic aus over. back to the silly playing with dolls.

i think the most fun part of this is like. how would things overlap. and the specific Things i have in mind are mostly the slices of lives. theyre all obviously in entirely different places but theres a bit in witgt about how like half of the mcs have true crime youtube documentaries about them so. the internet is a feasible way for paths to cross.

i like to imagine that all my chatfics are in the same extended universe. what this implies im not sure