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jellyshoes-fandomfolk · 4 months ago
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Isat chatfic pt3
4:34 pm
*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Isabeau, Odile and Petronille*
Petronille: WHAT THE CRAB WAS THAT
MIRABELLE: I don’t know!
Odile: What do we do now?
MIRABELLE: well, first, we need to figure out where the crab he is
Petronille: He ran into the forest.
I think he went past our tents
MIRABELLE: phew, ok should I do it?
Odile: yes.
Petronille: Yeah
Isabeau: ok
MIRABELLE: her goes
*MIRABELLE PLUMS added Siffrin*
Siffrin: I'm sorry
MIRABELLE:We don't want an apology!!!!! How is that the first thing you think of?!
Siffrin: sorry 
Petronille: ok, that doesn't matter where the crab are you?
Siffrin: I don't know
Odile: surroundings?
Siffrin: trees
MIRABELLE: OF COURSE THERE ARE TREES WERE IN A FOREST
siffrin: sorry
MIRABELLE: anything else?
Siffrin: a brick ruin?
Odile: That's something…
Petronille: anything else?
Siffrin: a
Uhh no.
Isabeau: We'll try to find you.
Siffrin: ok…
Petronille: Don’t move around
Siffrin: Ok
MIRABELLE: We love you. Don’t! you! dare! forget! That!
Siffrin: Thanks ilyt
Isabeau: <3
8:31 pm
Star: We should name this gc its just all our names
Mira: Yeah
*Nille renamed the chat to The Bozos + Odile and Mira*
Nille: yeeaa
Star: yeeaa
Isa: Yeeaa
Mira: ?
Nille: Shhhhhhhh
Bonbon: OK
WHAT DID YOU DO FRIN
WHAT WAS THE ADOLTS ONLY TALK
Odile: *adults
Bonbon: ADULTS
Star: I freaked out and ran away
Bonbon: I KOW THAT DUMMY
Star: Ok.. It was because smth reminded me of the loops
Bonbon: so you got flashbacks to the endless school
Star: yeah
Mira: and so they ran off
Bonbon: LIKE A DUMMY
Star: Sorry
Nille: Hold up
*Nille went offline*
Star: WHAT IN THE BLINDING STARS WHY DID NILLE JUST SMACK ME
*Nille came online*
Nille: You deserved that!
Star: WHAT DI I DO
Nille: NO MORE APOLOGIES
Star: OK???? STARS ABOVE WOMAN CALM DOWN
Mirabelle: :0
Isa: What
Mira: Theres. A rat
Inside my room
Bonbon: COOK IT
Star: Im coming
Nille: ???????????????
Star: Mira is it threatening you
Mira: A little? Im scared of rats so…
Star: IM GOING TO MURDER IT
Mira: Thank you
Star: I WILLNOT LET IT HARM YOU OK
Mira: Thats not really necessary
Star: I COULDNT CARE LESS
(YOU NEED TO HELP ME FIND THE IBUPROFEN)
*Odile came online*
Odile: second drawer to the left in the bathroom, in the blue box.
*Odile went offline*
Isa: Did she just?
Nille: She just came on to tell us wher the Ibuprofen is wtc?
Isa: yeah…
Nille: thx ig?
8: 37 pm
Isa: Sif? Mira? How are you?
Star: IT RAN AWAY
Mira: They started insulting it
Halfway through it started to sound like they were targeted at themself
Star:  NO COMMENT
Isa: Sif is your capslock stuck again
Star: YES
Isa: Ill be ther in a second
Star: THANK YOU
Nille: that sounds so pathetic
Like you can hear how he said the thank you
Because weve all heard that thank you from him
Mira: That was funnier than it shouldve been
Star: My capslock is offff
Im freeeeee
My cage has been openeddddddd
Isa: Sif ina birdcage….
Bonbon: Birdfrin
Isa: Birdfrin
Mira: Birdfrin
Nille: Birdfrin
*Mira changed Star’s name to Birdfrin*
Birdfrin: WHYYYYYYY
Nille: Better idea
*Nille changed Birdfrin’s name to cats on the stars*
Cats on the stars: :)
Isa: Huh
Mira: Why?
Nille: Hey hes kinda like a cat ok?
Cat + Star obsession = our favourite little guy
Mira: … smart…
Bonbon: Get over here dinners ready losers (Spicy! spaghetti)
Isa: Changeeeeeeee whyyy
Cats on the stars: ill eat it if you dont want it
Isa: well see ok
Nille: Read: I will take two forkfuls and then give it to you silently while staring aggresivly at the table
Mira: hehhe
Nille: hehe (Theyre so)
Mira: Yeah 
Isa: Are you two done making fun of our very serious dilemma
Nille: Boy it is spaghetti get over it 
*Cats on the stars and four other went offline*
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moonshynecybin · 4 months ago
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Pecco: marquez's arrival could be a disaster
I'm beating marquez with the same bike
Marc: I wish pecco would win the world championship 😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳
yeah i will say i think pecco ABSOLUTELYYYYYYYY sees it as a personal little mindgame. which is really fucking funny if marc for once DOESNT !
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bruisedboys · 11 months ago
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I have this weird habit where I put off watching new media that I know I will enjoy, because I know I’ll get unhealthily hyperfixated on it, and that it will take up the majority of space in my brain (for a week at the very least, probably more) …. Like for example I put off watching the pjo show for 3 weeks because I just knew I’d get obsessed and just hyperfixate on it. and I was literally right, as soon as I did watch it it wouldn’t leave my brain!! it still hasn’t!!! and like, I still have not watched tbosas because I know for sure I’m gonna hyperfixate and I don’t want that to happen because it’s not very healthy, for me at least. I wish I could be normal about things but I just never can!!!!!!
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curlstar · 7 months ago
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honestly i think im going to ignore thriftear and bayshine being a canonical couple forever.
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dokjaism · 1 month ago
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thetangibleghost · 4 months ago
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Two years into my Truman show delusion and I've finally come up with a metaphor
Me wearing a giant silly hat: remember, the giant silly hat isn't real. You are NOT wearing a giant silly hat.
Someone: *coughs*
Me, still wearing a giant silly hat: fuck fuckfuck. This is all to much this is all happening so fast why is it so hard to be alive I just want to feel simple things and this is so much an- god wait I'm so selfish and self centered even if I was REALLY wearing a giant silly hat that doesn't mean that cough was about me. That's silly. Almost as silly as this giant fucking hat.
Caring friend: hey, is something the matter? You seem agitated.
Me, in my stupid fucking giant stupid silly hat: I just freaked my self out again about my silly hat haha.
Them, doing obvious mental math: ... That's alright.
Me, wearing a giant silly hat still: you know, I appreciate when you stare at me thinking for an entire minute before saying something vague and supportive, but I thought I should let you know, it just feels like your staring at my giant gaudy hat.
Them: it's just... I was always told that people who think they are wearing giant stupid ugly awful hats take them really seriously. So you have to be super careful.
Me, in my big hat: yeah, I guess. It's different for everyone but like... You keep treating me like I'm scary? Almost like I'm wearing a huge giant fucking stupid ass shitty hat that sucks and is really heavy.
Them: okay? How do I help?
Me, wearing a stupid hat but curious: do you see the hat?
Them: I'd rather not answer that question.
Me, in my hat: 😔
Guy who coughed: it's not a delusion if you know it isn't real :/
Fourth guy who literally no body asked: I'm pretty sure if you think your wearing a giant hat you should kill your self because that's so self centered. Like why would YOU have a giant silly hat? That so selfish to even think about. I can't even talk to you or really view you as a person cause I just think it's so childish.
Me, in a giant silly hat: what about this situation makes it seem like I'm pleased? Is it the hat?
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jelreth · 6 months ago
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a-realproblem · 2 years ago
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the best way I can explain my emotions with bill and frank is this
yes it hurts, but it hurts in the greatest way possible
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weedle-testaburger · 2 years ago
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the one nice thing about people bitching at south park fans in our own tag is at least it makes them very easy to block
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years ago
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#ok. i just need to express something that is genuinely v funny to me#i was having dinner with my family and idk my sister asked my parents who their fave kid was and they were like idk we have no fave#and my other sister heard this like: oooo r we comparing whos the favorite? and of us 3 i think she things shes the best#bc her ego is huge and shes v self involved so i was like: y do u think u r the favorite? and she said: i make the most money. im the most#successful. im the best looking. im thr fastest. i have the best social skills#and thr fact that she listed being thr fastest runner as a reason she should b thr favorite kid is extremely funny to me. like is this a#physical race lmao???? also i dont think she has thr best social skill my youngest sister has lots of friends and is a teacher for small#kids. i think her social skills r better and shes wayyyyy nicer. and i pointed out that shes an abrasive person to b around and she was#like: well yeah i dont treat my friends like i treat u guys. which is extremely true. everyone things shes so nice. but its like. if u kno#ur being horrible to us y do u do it??? like i change my behavior to avoid being made fun of by u??? u make me think the world is a worse#place bc ur point of view is so judgemental. also u r extremely bratty and entitled and i dont understand. u r the only one of us 3 like#this??? all my negative self talk sounds word for word like the things u say. and after this trip ill probably add *baby voice* whats#wrong? r u too scared? to the list. idk i really dont get her. she didnt even kno i was starting my phd in the fall. i dont think she#initiated any conversation with me this whole trip#also she makes like 60k a year routing trucks for pepsi which is fucking unhinged to me. like bro it does not sound hard at all and in the#fall ill b making a barley livable wage busting my ass as a grad student. the work to pay ratio is way unbalanced#whatever. she isn't a horrible person. she is very funny. both my sisters r tbh and no one makes me laugh like them#which just makes me sad that we dont connect. anyway. im done bitching for now. ill have positive things to say later once i get back#into the swing of things#unrelated
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cospinol · 2 years ago
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when i was reading up on the l-gaim/five star stories History before we started l-gaim it made me so curious about what mamoru nagano could possibly have meant about writing fss to assuage his own dissatisfaction with l-gaim, b/c My impression of five star stories (from the movie alone, with no prior knowledge of l-gaim’s plot) was mostly just that it was narratively extremely dodgy and intensely misogynistic lol. but absolutely none of the possibilities I considered prepared me for the progressive realization while watching l-gaim that five star stories’s raison-d’être all along was JUST ‘the fascist god-emperor from l-gaim is actually in the right because I think it’s really cool how he uses and manipulates women. He should get to do that more’. Like literally the exact same character with the same lore and design but he’s The Hero instead…
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chromatasia · 5 days ago
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starting to realize that i hate being on any type of break because i enter the worst headspace because of the Tiredness (physically cannot move for hours)
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xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx · 10 months ago
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“if you keep this up im going to close the whole site and it’ll all be your fault!! im supposed to be on vacation look what yous made me do!! see this is why we have no money it’s not my mismanagement it’s because you little shits can’t control yourselves”
dude trying to emotionally manipulate and guilt your users isn’t making you look more normal yk?
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matt decided to not make this post rebloggable so here's a helpful post for anybody who needs it
hope i don't get banned for this
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allium-phyrzz · 5 months ago
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chest tattoos are so fucking cool im very glad i have one now
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tallyhoot · 10 months ago
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it’s only 3pm it is not the time to be acting like this
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lesenbyan · 2 years ago
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in other news: I had a whole Moment at work the other day at work bc I was listening to a book (Micromastery by Robert Twigger, do highly recommend) and he talks in it how people want to show off new skills and be complimented on them and not getting that is what makes people drop skills or never pick them up in the first place and it felt like validation and permission
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