#is wing evil or something?????? nooooo

[strawberryclementine]

UM. WING SAYING "HAVE I CREATED A HORRIBLE MONSTER?" AND HE'S SMILING??????

AND NOW SUDDENLY KURAPIKA IS HERE, TOO????? IM ABOUT TO COLLAPSE

[spiritelectric3]

My Journey Through Homestuck Act 3 (Pt. 2)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Time to prioritize my heroic destiny over the heat death of the universe!

This post goes from page 002842 to 003053

-Yes. This is all about Jade's pet.

-So he's a god. That's good.

-The pet was foreshadowed by the PUMPKIN!?

-wait, what pumpkin?

-Why does it feel like Jade is on the "The Witness" island?

-Also crater lagoon is an unoriginal name.

-As shocking as it is to John that is father is just an ordinary guy who likes to keep clowns around the house, I immediately get the sense that something is up. This room is constructed too specifically to not have a secret compartment. Also, even without the clowns, there is still a sense of performance in the room, with the cards and the handcuffs, which we already know John's dad knows a trick around. John may not be able to judge this book by its cover.

-Did the Midnight Crew predict the realm of darkness? Actually more importantly, is Midnight Crew canon to the series its fictional in!?

-Cool. New character Jack Noir. I think I'll just call him Jack.

-Heheheh. Fourth wall.

-Is he evil, or is he just grumpy?

-Also, I'm a little unsettled by the implication that everything important in John's life has immediately become the basis for the entire culture of the dark realm (and presumably the light realm). It's such a strange notion to take a single household, and rapidly world build an entire civilization such that nothing in the house is out of place.

-Y'all, I think he just doesn't want to wear the hat. He shouldn't have to wear it if he doesn't want to.

-Boring, but this really is the best way of doing the fetch modus for this circumstance. Again, John likes to wing it, so this is perfect for him.

-Ah yes, because everything in this series goes well when you fire something up and see what happens.

-Also never mind on the fetch modus thing. This is way worse.

-Imagine eating build grist

-He's so fancy now.

-Fruit gushers aren't candy though

-Wow. I can't wait for Betty Crocker to become lore relevant.

-Wait, is Jade's pet the adult in Jade's life actually? What!?

-I like how whereas the parents and adults are eldritch because they are adults whose behavior is strange to children, Becquerel is just an incomprehensible beast.

-So he is a dog! Cool! I'm assuming that he is, for all intents and purposes, a dog.

-At least Jade has a good relationship with him.

-I can't wait for Homestuck to become the Fly

-Why is every adult in this secretly an agent of God or something?

-*** ****, **** ** * ********* **** **** * ***** **** ************ ******** ** **** ** ***. *** **** ******. **** **** * *** ****, **'* ** ********* ** **** ****. (I was advised to cut this. Basically it was me putting forth the argument that John is "as cisgender as they come", though apparently there's a popular interpretation of John as transfem based on info that comes up down the line. So, instead I will list the four main characters from most to least eggy they come off to me thus far: Rose, Dave, John, Jade)

-Also this attitude feels so shitty after we just saw Rose be put into hell.

-Why does Jade have a robot?

-Why does Jade need a dream robot?

-Someone else will do the dance in late act 4.

-Interesting portrayal of dream logic.

-If the robot dies, does Jade die for real?

-John's birthday package? On John's birthday!? (p a c k a g e)

-Ooh, another flashback.

-Ah, yes. The Hell of winter birthdays... You know, Andrew Hussie very well could have just put all of the birthdays in different seasons. But NOOOOO, they're all gonna be in WINTER!

-The TROLLS! Do we love them in this household? WHOOOOO KNOWS!?

-You know, I know just enough about the story of homestuck to actively question to what extent the series was planned

-What do you mean John? You finally have a poster for the Joker movie! (He would have one, wouldn't he?)

-Huh. This is like the first time the comic has cut from a character going from one place to another. This is both intriguing and terrifying.

-Wait whaaaaa...?

-Also I love how every character in this is constantly slowed down by problems which require the most inconvenient solutions.

-I can't wait to find out who through this spear several acts later

-OHHHH NOOOOO!

-Oh, okay. Well, I'm glad Jade's gift has some use.

-Wait, in the future/the actual fucking now that is just being introduced, there is a time sniper pointing at the WV (Wayward Vagabond) hundreds of years after the apocalypse happens in OUR modern day?

-Oh. Never mind I guess, but can you fault me for thinking that HOMESTUKCK would do something like this?

-Oh ha ha ha. His name is Aimless Renegade and they have an AR. That's infinitely clever. (I'm being sarcastic, but it actually kind of is)

-Wow, I can't believe Andrew Hussie looked at pictures by M. C. Escher.

-Wow. I can't believe that Homestuck Act 3 is making me look at Homestuck Act 2 to prove a point (The posters were unchanged in Act 2. I would venture to guess that this is some multiverse BS).

-Actually, if we're sticking to the name puns, would that make WV... West Virginia?

-Tbh, I'd be more concerned that the posters have looked like that to Rose since before the meteor hit

-Ah, more perception shit in a comic entirely about perception.

-Also, here's a quick note. Most of the Lightners and Darkners we've met are known by two words that are easily put into initials (WV, PM, JN, and AR). I want to note that every character here has done the same thing with their screen name (GG, GT, etc.), which is different from their actual initials. One wonders what the difference between traditional initials and these screen names is.

-Also to Rose: OBJECTION! The rules of Sburb have explicitly been that Rose can only see what John perceives, so if John can't see the scribbles, then neither should Rose. (Also this is probably wrong logic, but I don't care FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME)

-Or maybe John's dad is clown obsessed, but doesn't like to keep the clowns in his room, what do you think of THAT!? This is evidenced by the magician shit he still keeps in his room anyway! HA! IN YOUR FACE!

-AHA! YOU JUST SUGGESTED THAT THE SCRIBBLES WERE A RESPONSE TO WHAT THE FATHER WAS KEEPING AROUND THE HOUSE! PLUS, HIS FATHER KEPT BEING THE ONE TO CORRECT JOHN WHEN HE CALLED THEM CLOWNS AND NOT HARLEQUINS. (I should note here that I do not fail to see the irony that Rose is explicitly failing to make these same observations about herself).

-Something I'll note is that this is being framed as John's journey to make, but it's Rose who has to do the building. That isn't to say that John isn't doing any work, but he's not the one doing the main progression thing. He's kind of just grinding.

-I like that Jade's instrument isn't that absurd if you think from the capability of growing arms.

-Whaaaaaa..? Is this where we get to the everyone has their own planet thing?

-WAIT! Is that why Earth doesn't matter? Cause killing Earth is effectively killing one person. (Also forget coming up with people's planets, what's Earth's person?)

-So Jade already has a path to the medium, but a very different one. Huh.

-Wait, are the kingdoms of Dark and Light the afterlife?

-Aw, this is adorable... for a scene of two people being shot at.

-Let me guess. There are like... 2 other towers right?

-ha ha IRONY

-I like how John's gift to Jade is presumed to be wonderful on little info aside from the fact that Jade ACTIVELY DISCARDED THE GIFT

-I'm gonna be completely honest. I have absolutely no idea how this new hole pattern is achieved, and why a conditional or wouldn't just make an arbitrary item with some aspect of either/both item.

-HOW TF DOES OVERLAPPING CARDS GET YOU LESS HOLES!?

-Ohhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaait. I get it now. John is scanning the cards overlapped. Not punching them. That's how you get less holes.

-Okay, this is actually pretty Molly Millions-core (Someone please get that)

-As useless as a lot of these items are, this is certainly satisfying my neurodivergent need to know so many combos.

-Interesting that symbology is incorporated into this. I mean, you'd kinda have to if you wanted a system that understood what a hammer was. (Ah, yes, phenomenology. Time to spend five hours talking about tables).

-Also, game design wise, this is a pretty cool weapon customization system. Probably one that I'd actually use. Okay, mini rant though: What is up with the over reliance on weapon customization in video games? All that does is require you to constantly give up on your comfort objects in favor of a ridiculous power creep. Just let me pick a weapon early on and role with it, or at the very least, let the weapons be more about personal taste. See, this is why I like shooters like Half-Life and Bioshock (not Infinite. FUCK Infinite). They actively work to invite you to come up with your own fighting style based on which weapons you gravitate towards. Or at least be like Adaca and force players to try out different weapons due to things like ammo and not a stupid sense of quality control that's really just the developers making one number higher than another. Okay rant over.

-Also, it's obvious which ghost dad poster was gonna work.

-Also, why not prioritize the pda/computer combos? One of the biggest challenges thus far has been keeping consistent communication with Rose. Why not ensure easy access?

-I love that ---- (has his name been revealed yet? Do we even know?) led Dave to a big fight just so he could win and THEN give Dave the game. Something something "He just wants his little bro to be better" probably being why he's a known problematic fave on tumblr. I mean, it would be stupid to not give him the game at all. Presumably all of the adults know about the incoming apocalypse, and the need for these kids to succeed.

-Also, why did he destroy Cal?

-OMG he has a fucking iphone

-I... don't really know what's going on in this sequence.

-Also it's really fucking weird how she's texting John in the dream in real like.

-Are the clouds how she sees the future? That's a bit weird

-It's nice that they're accelerating Jade in time so we can adjust less.

-This is some petscop shit

-Wait. The fucking og meteor was ancient. THE FORESHADOWING THAT THERE WERE METEORS WAS A METEOR IN A DREAM!?

-Wow. Rose is an architect.

-Ah, the record on dave's shirt is broken. nice touch

-Awwwwwwww

-I love how it is still just a little spiteful. Oh, Rose, you are such a joy.

-John's gift does feel just a little bit passive aggressive.

-Oh, God. I'm gonna have to go back so I can keep track of the trolls. Can't wait until I have all 12 (though tbh. It'll probably be easier once I can see them).

-Also, this was a while ago, but I can't get it out of my head. John's supered up outfit has real drag king energy. I actually might be tempted to dress like that depending on the circumstances and how I'm feeling, which makes June Egbert make a little more sense. Not saying John is an egg. Just saying that I like the outfit, and John rocks it.

-Okay, so GA (why so many Gs?) is super intellectual or something. I wonder if the 12 trolls split up such that 3 of them must seek to torment exactly one of the protagonists

-Aww, they'e getting along

-AT's assertion, knowing the trolls have some time traveling capabilities, is a little unsettling. Did Dave not do nothing wrong?

-Also this conversation is getting uncomfortable

-You know what. Dave didn't do nothing wrong! HE'S DOING SOMETHING WRRONG RIGHT NOW!

-I am dying inside

-I am dying inside

-I am dying inside

-Good on you TA! I don't know who you are, but I'm rooting for ya!

-As for the future people. It's interesting how Homestuck focuses on teenagers when these characters carry an atmosphere of behaving like children playing with toys, except the toys are guns.

-Wow. AR is just pissed at everything.

-Also Jade grandpa

-I like the storytelling choice of building up all the stuff about Jade's grandpa and guns, and then for that to lead to AR having a fuck ton of them.

-AR NOOOOOOO!

-Oh my god. THEY ARE ALL CRAZY

-I can't believe he just veered to the left and shot the sphere

-Oh my god. Is this just to deliver a present?

-Wow. The old man isn't dead. Huzzah

-This is actually really sweet.

-Also, based on what little I know from the fandom, I find this blue and green dichotomy fascinating. John even wrote in blue. I wonder to what extent green is just how he's been presenting. Oh, god damn it! John is an egg!

-This time travel shenaniganery is... interesting.

-No more hat! No more hat!

-The guitar thing actually worked?

-Hey! He's finally drinking the juice without fearing that it is piss!

-What the fuck is the plant?

-Wait. The void sends things back in time?

-Is that a motherfucking FLCL reference!?

-Wait, WHAT!? THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING OH MY GOD!

-I don't even know wtf was happening with those copies of sburb, not to mention ALL of the weird time travel shenaniganery going on here!

-I think I get it now. Homestuck was not meant for Andrew Hussie. Homestuck is a god meant to be brought forth by some other prophet who fell absent, resulting in a false prophet becoming true. Now the god seeks to dig into our souls and bring forth what it has meant to this whole time.

And that's it I think. The story's certainly ramping up, and we finally got Rose to the medium.

Okay, so some quick housekeeping. Firstly, I think I'm just gonna... not do the longer analyses. Firstly, the college school year has been going a bit, and I have both schoolwork and extracurricular projects to prioritize. Secondly, there is a lot of info in homestuck, much of which has not been revealed, and it is too easy for me to make claims that are proven false way down the road. It's one thing when I do so off the cuff in these posts. It's another thing when I make a bold statement that falls apart. As for the "What is Act 2 about?" question, I think I'm just going to settle for it being about the characters who hadn't already taking the steps needed to rise to the challenge that they must face for the remainder of the story. John must get his bearings and focus on getting to the top, and Rose and Dave begin their quest to get the remaining sburb copies in earnest. That's good enough for me.

As for our actual next steps, next up is the intermission, which I should be able to take care of in one post. First though, I plan to take a look at Jailbreak, one of the previous mspaintadventures, as an example of my own intermission before we get all game of thrones in Act 4, which I believe should take about five parts, if I'm staying on my "roughly an hour" setup. For now though, I'll say that we ALL KNOW I'M STILL AT THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

[nokingsonlyfooles]

Oh, I guess I'm logically consistent. Go me?

I've been seeing a lot of folks in media (and individuals making posts) that treat genocide (and colonialism, and apartheid) like a Monday. Like, Oh, yes, obvs we don't like it, but it's going to happen anyway, so let's set it aside and be reasonable (ie: incremental action or just ANY action that doesn't involve threatening to withhold votes or might cause others to withhold votes). I went back to rewatch "I Hate Mondays" in order to detox a little, and the answer to why I'm seeing that is contained in "I Hate Mondays."

I sigh, resigned, and scroll down to the comments, and see that I've expressed my feelings on this before, three years ago, when there wasn't a US-funded genocide in progress...

I'm a fan, but some of the logic in this one seems... off. I don't think choosing the lesser of two evils in every election equates to harm reduction as well as this video makes out. There's kind of an implied Zeno's Paradox of the Overton Window, if you get my language. "Slightly less right than the Republicans" will always be the lesser of the evils. Hitler minus one, if you will, is similar to infinity minus one, still Hitler. There has to be a threshold. One abortion clinic in an entire state is less evil than zero, but still functionally useless. Two would be less evil than one, but we can't aim for one or two in response to pressure from the right, or leave it at one or two and call that okay. A bump stock ban is slightly less evil than no regulation at all, but still ineffective. I know we really don't want Trump to win this time, so we don't want people to sit out, but your approach here doesn't map well to a general strategy.

And three years later, I'm watching leftists defend the level of genocide we've got going on now, because Trump would make it worse. We don't like it, but if we protest it in a way that might hurt the Democrats in the election, that will not be "harm reduction." So let's all quiet down and focus on the important thing, winning.

There is always going to be another election. There's always going to be a reason not to hold your team accountable, because if you yell too loud that they've done something wrong, they might lose.

I remember when Sinema got in, and Democrats rejoiced, and then she started voting like a total fucking tool, and the progressive wing said, "Could we censure her?" NOOOOO! The moderates panicked and started pointing fingers at the progressives, "You're saying you won't VOTE for her! WE NEED HER! WE NEED HER FOR THE HARM REDUCTION!" Well, she left the party and now she's not running again. It wasn't progressives protesting that lost you Sinema's seat, it was Sinema being a tool. And you passed up the opportunity to censure her and rein that in at the very beginning, because it might make her lose - SIX YEARS LATER. You gambled that if you gave her enough rope she'd make you a lovely macrame, and she hung herself. It's not like it's never happened before, and it will keep happening.

If you don't like it, but you're willing to support a politician who does it, it doesn't matter to the politician that you don't like it. Your vote's in the bag, thanks for your support, everything else about you is irrelevant. And this is the policy it gets us. We're poking the coiled snake of WWIII (now with nuclear weapons!) with a stick, and the majority supports it, because that's "harm reduction."

There is an ever increasing pile of dead people who are being killed as a matter of policy (and not all of them are in Palestine, that's just the most obvious!), and if you don't feel comfortable saying to their grieving families, "I've reduced the harm that came to you!" you shouldn't be saying that to strangers.

Please, come up with another reason to vote blue. I am listening. And I am very willing to vote for ANYONE who takes on the genocide in a meaningful way. These people and policies are not on my ballot, but I would.

[nyctospoilers]

KHDR Reactions

Episode 7: Reason for Disappearance

WHY would you take him through the CORRIDORS of DARKNESS, XEHANORT??? He’s not even fucking reacting to the “pushes” of darkness because his heart just got shattered, that poor boy.

okay 65 years later…

^ THE BLUE ROBE GUY

“My mentor taught me the one inscribed in the book, chosen to be a dark vessel, can connect their heart to others and feel what the feel” okay 1. “Omg he’s such an empath” but seriously 2. I wonder if this connects to what Darkness said about Ventus, and how through him all of them can like… regain themselves?? I think it said. Either their wills or their forms, I can’t remember. But interesting…

“I must embrace these emotions. Let them flow into my heart” oh lmao I thought Xehanort was referring to Ventus, is he talking about himself?? Or a combination of the two because in the BBS reports, Xehanort wanted Ventus to be his vessel at first, but decided he was too weak so he changed his mind to Terra.

^ OH MY GOODDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SHUT UPPPPPPPP. I’M SO GLAD I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS BINGOOO LMAO. THIS GAME FUCKING DELIVEREDDDDD. I thought it would cut away before they came on screen tbh LOL. Oh well it kinda did but still LOL

Eraqus “Better late than never” that says so much LOL

“Water under the bridge” Xehanort 🥺 Eraqus is so fucking gay 4 U

Xehanort “I took him under my wing this past year” okay noted 

“He might be the one” “Are you sure?” 👀 yes computer enhance

^ okay this is fucking funny

Reason for Disappearance

Okay, I’ll just say it. I can’t tell if Eraqus and Vor are just friends (because I fucking love platonic relationships between men and women), or if this is a developer’s decision to make us acknowledge that no, Eraqus and Xehanort are not gay lmao. Shipping mindset and “okay what’s really going on at this Disney ruled IP team” are two different mindsets for me. That being said, I really do like the friendship between Eraqus and Vor LOL

“How do we defeat something like that?” okay that lingering into a scene transition is so sexy

Odin calling the vessels for darkness “A necessary sacrifice” oh boy here we go

Okay so I feeeeel like everything Odin said here, we already knew. 7 hearts of light. summoning KH and using it’s power affects the entire world– so is it worth using KH if just to save the few “vessels of darkness” who are sacrifices?

“The dark seeker will finally be upon us” yeeess yesssssss

Aww Hermod!

ERAQUS JOGGING IN PLACE LOL

THE UNDERWORLLDDDD (((also damn… does that mean the other classmates really did die…)))

^ THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYYY. I swear to god if I un-blacklist this game, and nobody else thinks this game is funny, I will be so mad LOL

Awwww Hoder…. :(

Not MALEFICENT!!!!

God Hoder’s dress is so pretty

^ AARON PAUL SCREME MEME

Daaaaaaamn dudeeeee fuckkkkkkk

HE WAS IN THE INFIRMARY THIS WHOLE TIME????

God am I going to get Phil talking to Xehanort…..

^ Dumbass shdkdhkdjd

Bragi “if I choose Eraqus, you’ll tag along, right Xehanort?” HA!

THE WAY XEHANORT MOVED AWAY FROM ERAQUS LMAAOOO

Jesus christ they are fucking DIGGING at eraqus asdlkfjasdf

Yesss I looove the underworld music, its one of my favorite world themes LOL

Hades “Disappeared? Oh right, Mortals. Always have to sugarcoat everything. Personally, I prefer ‘dead.’” STOP LMAAAOOOO

Ugh cerberus is going to be so hard I know it… I’m going to use so many revives… JUST KIDDING I only needed 1 lmao

The hand grab 💞⭐🤸💫 You fucking know xehanort was doing some Mr. Darcy-hand-stretch after that

^ Damn the upper classmates really did die… NOOOOO NOT THE SIDE PONYTAIL GIRRRLLLL 😭😭😭

“We discovered an evil fairy that put a curse on a princess” so when the FUCK. do these disney worlds take place!!!!! Cause Aurora was during BbS!!! Wtf!!!!

^SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY SET UP CAMP AND ARE ASLEEP. SHUT UPPPP

u tellin’ me a 14 year old noob defeated maleficent when 4 trained students could not…

OOOHHHH So the Underworld IS connected to the final world. Okay, I’m glad that’s cleared up for me now.

Damn c’mon, philosophy!

Hades “pfft like I can tell who’s who” LMAO

NOOO HERMOD AND URDDD

Wtf is this light… OH ITS ODIN. that is so gandalf of him to glow like that LOL. c'mon, light of earendil!

“So only you remain…” damn… so did.. Baldr and Bragi die off screen???

65 years later

^HEY BITCH!!!!

Xehanort “I did this for him, not you.” oh dayumn

^ Why does vanitas stand like 🧍‍♂️

Godddd I am DYING to know why Ventus has a heart of pure light (like PURE pure light) if he isnt a Princess of Heart!!!

He DOES remember ventus. Then Xehanort WTF!!! Why did you like.. Practically torture him asdlfkjsdf

[miki-13]

RWBY Volume 8 Episode 6: Midnight Live Reaction

- Insert River Styx and/or Cinderella reference here. - Also the fact that we're not evenhalfway through the season and shit is going to be hitting the fan is ever present in my mind. - Ominous opening is ominous. And the last line also gives a tiny glimmer of hope in said opening. - Something heavy this way comes. - Oh shit Cinder flashback! - Oh, did she grow up on farm stock? Or is the estate she lives at super expansive? - Don't like the look of those heels. - Oh shit, was she adopted into Atlesian/high society? - Also that one extra looks like Ozma 2.0. - Hello evil stepsisters. - Never mind, they're hiring her. Oof. - OOF. - Song! - Also the stepmom and sisters all have blonde hair and blue eyes, just like disney! Cinderella. - Who's this dude? - Oh that is fucked >:( - OH THAT IS FUCKED D8< - Ooh, she stole it? - Maybe this dude's allusion is the prince? Ooh, maybe he works with Salem! - OH GOD SHE'S ONLY TEN?! - Awww, he trained her? - Oh god, this can only end terribly. - Oh no... - And of course they have a do not serve faunus sign. - OH FUCK - OH MY FUCKING HEART ;A; - "I don't have to run anymore." "That's all you'll ever do." FUUUUUU - AND SHE'S STILL SMILING AUUGHH - NOOO DON'T KILL YOUR MENTOR FUCK - WAIT WAS THAT HER SEMBLANCE - OH SHIT - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - OH GOD ONE LAST HEADPAT NOOOOOO - And Cinder's awake! - Next is Nora's turn for an injury-induced coma-dream about her past. - Oh god, Emerald's grabbing the grimm hand to show she's both relieved for Cinder's safety and accepting of said grimm arm fuck she dosn't deserve Emerald. - Mercury, don't address Salem as such. - He's right, you know. But again, backing Salem is not a good plan. - Those maiden eye-flames look incredible. - Ozpin! - Oh no, is Oscar okay- wait, no. I know the answer to that already. - NOOOOOOOO MY SON FUCK YOU HAZEL FUCK YOU - Well at least Oz is planning an escape. - ... what? Chance for what? To gain intel? You brave, dumb boy... - Oh. Oh that is good. So Oscar's gonna fill Monstra with black smoke and make her sneeze. - Also yes to father-son bonding! - Nice to see Oscar hasn't lost his sass PUT DOWN THE CHILD YOU PIECE OF SHIT - OH SHIT SON - ALL VERY GOOD QUESTIONS I WANT ANSWERS FOR - AGAIN, FUCK YOU HAZEL THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOUR ACTIONS - AHHH HECK IT'S SALEM - OH GOD SHE'S EVEN FORCING HIM TO KNEEL BEFORE HER FUCK HER - Neo is not pleased to be in this position. - Tyrian gets headpats again. - "Puppet masquerading as the Winter Maiden"? Well fuck you too. - OH GOD DAMMIT SAME SHIT DIFFERENT EVIL STEPMOTHER - Oh no.... wait what. - Um... not what I expected, but not altogether not to my liking. - FUCK YOU SALEM - Ace-Ops actually questioning Ironwood on the side. Neat. - Oh? - Jaune! - OH SHIT - NOW IS NOT THE TIME DO YOU NOT SEE THE RIVER OF STYX WE CAN ARGUE WHO'S MORE TO BLAME AFTERWARDS. - OH NO - OH MY FUCKING GOD A GRIMM GEYSER DID NOT SEE THAT COMING - OH FUCKING HELL ATLAS IS FUCKED JUST LIKE HOW SALEM DOES SHIT: GOES UNDERGROUND AND EXPLOITS WEAK SPOTS - THE FACE OF A MAN WHO KNOWS HE'S FUCKED - AAAND THAT'S THE HARD LIGHT SHIELDS DOWN - EPISODE TITLE DROP - BEACHED WHALE - HOW MUCH GRIMM GUNK DOES SHE HAVE?! IS THIS WHY THERE WERE BARELY PUDDLES LEFT?! - SO WE GOT TERRYX, ATLAS FLAVORED GOLIATH, URSA, BEOWOLF AND A WINGED BERINGEL FUCK - WAIT NOOOOO

[gothamsglam]

Live reacting Wonder Woman 1984

SPOLIERS (duh) 

Also yes I know I'm late but eh

BABY DIANA YAY

I love the island it's always so PRETTY

Spider man Spider-Man

"Is this the Olympics???" "Yes, the Amazon Olympics" *wheeze*

I like seeing her being a tactician

SWIMMING

HORSES

Is Diana a horse girl?

My aunt: look honey, a little girl did that

ICONIC

aw man she fell noooo

OOOO?

She sliding

EYYYY SHE'S BACK IN

Oh but she didn't do the arrow tho

NOOOOO dang it

Awwwww no she's crying

I'm glad they're very gentle in teaching her

AW BABY DIANA HAS FRECKLES???? ADORABLE

I liked the title transition

"I thought that stood for 'World War' not 'wonder woman'" "world war 84????"

Could u imagine being like "yeah I saw saved by a lasso at my wedding lol"

My mom, seeing nachos: I want nachos

Man people ran when they saw a gun back then, lol how times have changed

NO THE KID WHAT THS FRACK

YAY DIANA

Man that thing with the cameras was so AMAZING OH MY GOD

Spiderman spider man

OMG I LOVE THE LITTLE GIRL, i think her name is Courtney??? That's what the captions said

"wait is it called DC because washington DC?" "Yeah" "ohhhhh"

"why are they in DC" "maybe she lives there, what's it to you?"

Ohhhh is that candy??? Awww candy

oh this is cute, barbara is cute, this is kinda *makes hand movement*

Hhhhh languages

Oooo wishes

Is she wishing steve back??? Ohhhhhh omg

We stan female friendships (or more akdjdkska)

EARLY DINNER???? (🌈🌈🌈???)

Oooo watch symbolism

Barbara is so cute oh my gosksnxksnsksks

"have you ever been in love" my uncle: where do I even start

Also this is so gayyyyyy tho

Oh is this going to be the only poc in the movie? Yikes

Oh not the nice guy cliche

Diana to the rescue!!!!

I feel like they're gonna wish steve back

Oooo wishes

Ohhhh he's evil I'm sure

You know when someone tries too hard??? Yeahhhh

Oh no propaganda in movies lovely (let's feel bad for billionaires)

I do feel bad for the kid

So did barbara just get a charisma bonus????

Diana kinda looks like Prianka Chopra in that dress

Ohhh barbara is in black, Diana is in white, I wonder what that means ((symbolism))

Ew sleezy business men

STEB IS BACK

Did the guy just completely change, what?

"1984" rooolllll credits

What the frick is this guy like in someone else's body? Isn't that a bit, uh, weird

So the world sees him as some other guy but Steve is uh steve to Diana

I don't like this but ok

I hate to be that guy but that's an awful wish

Wonder Woman 2: Electric Boogalo

Steve are you just eating a pop tart in bed wtf

Barbara what, are you going to the gym or the beach

Also 👀👀👀

Is he like the anti-genie

Ohhhhhh cinemic parallels with like the costume scene in Wonder Woman (2017) I see u

Ohhhh dancing huh??

AIDJDKE HOW HE TRIED TO PROTECT HER AW

"that's just a trash can" KAKDJDKDJDKJEOE

I wish that guy was unsuccessful in his wishes

Oh nooo oh I want them to be friends please don't make barbara evil nooooo

Please don't make her evil please please

Why can't we have like a nice woman-woman friendship without then having one being like jelaous and then being an antagonist??? Is that too much to ask

Did the stone drain Diana of her power and gave it to Barbara? Is that what's going on here

Ok but how'd they get into the office

Ok but how did they get a plane

Oh they're gonna get caught

A COFFEE CUP DIANA????

Steve's reactions are so pure oh my god

Ah invisible jet lit

Aren't you not supposed to fly in fire works or something???

My dad: stop holding hands and drive the plane dumbarse

STOP MAKING BARBARA BAD NO

Ok but do punch arseholes but still stop being evil

BARBARA DON'T BE MEAN TO LEON COME ON

Ok so it's not a wish but an exchange?

WAIT SO IS THE STONE LIKE AN EXCHANGE NOT A WISH GRANTER? SO WHEN DIANA WISHED FOR STEVE HER POWERS WERE UP FOR GRABS AND SO BARBARA IS GETTING THEM AND BARBARA IS EITHER GIVING UP HER COMPASSION OR THE STONE???

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr because max has become the stone it's corrupted (because greed) and that's why it's now ah exchange and not just a wish

I don't like this oil and arab mini plot, something about how it's portrayed makes me uneasy

OH NO SHES SHOT

SO HER POWERS ARE GETTING LOST OK

This is not good™

is Barbara some kinda villain? Bc she looks like we the audience should recognize her but I don't know much about DC to get it

OH I KNOW THIS ACTOR HES INDIAN RIGHT???

so I was half right

How did no one hear barbara leave she's wearing like platform heels???

What the frick is going on with maxwell Jesus

Is he gonna lose Alister??? Bc then I'll cry

Ew child exploration at it's finest

Are they gonna fight :(

I thought she said she didn't have a TV >:)

also oooo I didn't know the lasso did that

Where have I heard POTUS before?

OOOOO HEADBAND THING OOOO

OMG LASSO FIGHTING

DID SHE HIT THAT BULLET???

BARBARA NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

My aunt, in hindi: now you too fight, go

Oh my god no BARBARA NOOO :((((

she looks like she shopped at hot topic tho, good for her

Jesus

I hate how much nukes are just plot devices in movies bc ugh

noooo steve :((((((

Now Diana's full of rage, good for her

Oh she can fly now!!!! Cool!!!!

Oh this is also a villain origin story too huh?

NOOOO THE KID 😭😭😭

GOLDEN WINGS GOLDEN WINGS GOLDEN WINGS

BARBARA NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh she's a cheetah, ok

SO I SEE WHAT THEY DID WITH THE ANIMAL PRINT OK

BARBARA NOOOOOO :((((

Ah yes greed

All magic comes with a price!!!

Well at least this time the hero is monologuing

Man that was alot all at once

Wait would Barbara still have her powers bc she wasn't shown renouncing it

Wait it's Christmas??? I thought it was summer?

Ahhh yes talking to the guy who's body your boyfriend stole, amazing

Ok I liked this one better than the last but um so far something seems to be falling short when it comes to the way these movies are carried out. I love the characters, and the concepts but I'm not as immersed in the movie as I thought I would be. Maybe it's me??? Maybe it's the execution??? Maybe it's Maybelline??? Who knows

Anyways I give it a recommend but only because one I loved Barbara's bastardization arc it was lit, even though I would have loved to see Diana have a cool friend at work. I also liked Steve and Diana bc I think they're adorable

[wild-battlebond]

Digimon Xros Wars Ep52 Liveblog

Now that all the illusions and undead generals are gone, there’s only one thing left for team Xros Heart to do — defeat Bagramon! But that will be difficult because Bagramon ate an evil rock.

real castle, now

he stuck Yuu in the corner of a dark room, a really stark contrast from when he had that big fancy room full of toys and was treated as DarkKnightmon's important guest & general. now he's just traumatized.

and since he's not useful to DarkKnightmon anymore since he's no longer willing to fight… he's treating him as something akin to a battery. a power source who can Digi Xros him, and nothing more.

is Chuchumon bigger now??

well I was being metaphorical but I guess DarkKnightmon is literally going to use him as a battery

"[xros heart] are the ones who need to see [the power of D5] most" so he wants to crush their spirit & rebellion with the raw destructive power of D5…

i just noticed Bagramon has four ears. that's weird.

"D5 won't take long to explain. i ate a rock. the end."

dimension delete and deadly destruction day. it's both threatening and silly-sounding

this particular episode had a good art style. the ones that have a "flatter" style with less highlights always look the best, to me, and it tends to be more expressive.

nooooo don't grab the earth's trees. we need those.

oh this contest Digimon is delightful but i feel like the professional version and the original artist's versions are rather different. like the professional version doesn't capture quite the same energy (unlike the previous contest digimon, which is a shame) but it's an orb with wings, and it's hard to go wrong with an orb with wings

oh he smashed part of the real world

AKARI!!! AND ZENJIROU!!!

the perspective of this is still so funny to me. like these two spent months together in the Digital World, but from the perspective of everyone in the real world they literally just met yesterday and are suddenly close friends

speaking of which it's fucked up that they're the same age but Taiki is like, several months older than them now

also because of the time dilation stuff this is like two weird things in the sky in a row for the people in the real world

oh yeah the hand would be a lot fresher in their memories than Taiki's (though he also recognized it after a second). because it happened more recently for them. time dilation is a crazy concept to think about.

ohh that's clever…….. he's literally changing the human world with his own hands…….. but in an evil way…..

isn't his hand kinda stuck in the human world now tho?

but where'd they get the Xros Loaders to give to people?

switching around who commands who as a sign of their bonds of friendship again

human digi-energy?

oh that would make sense if it's Yuu's energy

and so begins the endless brotherly backstabbing

the highlights on DarkKnightmon make him look wrinkly. like he just ate a bad lemon. why did they make highlights an important aspect of this show's art style but then every time they use them it looks really bad

anyways so DarkKnightmon just forcibly xrossed with Bagramon (and shoved him away like w/ the vampire forced xrosses eariler (except i think he retains consciousness and rises back out of DarkKnightmon later?)) so now he's super evil

[barkkletshunt]

A Moth and His Lady Part Three

Oh dang this is becoming an actual fic and not a short little thing I intended. This chapter is less Felix X Mari and more backstory, Chat Noir reveal, and how Felix joins the heroes. 

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Part one

Part two

Part four

Felix stared at Plagg. Plagg stared back.  Felix set his mug on the counter where the Kwamii was currently hunkered over a piece of cheese.  This creature was in his house, sitting like some sort of Goblin, eating the cheese his cousin forgotten to bring upstairs to his room. 

“I am dreaming.” Felix stated out loud. “I must have dozed off at my desk. How silly of me.” “Uh, yes. This is a dream. No need to tell Adrien about some silly dream you’re having, right?” “No, not at all.” Felix turned to exit the room. “I guess if this is a dream I can relax a bit and have a glass of wine." "You know how to relax? I mean yes! Good idea! Drink!" "Since I'm grabbing the wine did you want some aged brie that I have? Since this is a dream and all. I keep it hidden since Adrien keeps eating all the good cheese." "I suppose I could be swayed to stay a bit longer." Felix couldn't believe it. Chat Noir's Kwamii was in his house. In the house he shared with Adrien. The Kwamii was Adriens. He didn't want to believe it, but there was no other explanation. He needed answers. He went into the fridge and grabbed his wine and cheese before sitting down at the island with the creature. "So dream creature, I hope it won't offend you but I am a lightweight. I'm not sure if that translates into dreams or not, but I felt like I should warn you." The more he pressed that he wouldn't remember this in the morning the more the Kwamii would feel at ease. Although he doubted the creature was too bright to start with. "Well drink up! Pour a cap full for me too while you're at it!" Three cups of wine later and the creature hadn't said anything. No hints of Adrien. Felix was feeling the wine course through his bloodstream. "I want to see Adrien!" Felix jumped from his stool, intent on seeing his cousin. He knew it was foolish but he wanted this nonsense over with. Alcohol made him impatient and he had waited enough. "But it's late and he's probably sleeping!" "But I'm dreaming so it's not like I'm actually waking him up! I just need to tell him things!" Felix marched up the stairs to Adriens bedroom. The Kwamii flew through the door as Felix turned the knob. "Felix?" Adrien was sitting at his desk, reading another history textbook. The man had taken up history after high school, slowly getting away from the model scene. Felix was proud of him. "Adrien, I have a present for you!" Felix marched over to his cousin, grabbing a chair on his way over so he had a place to sit. "Felix are you drunk?" Adrien asked. "He is drunk and dreaming! He is definitely asleep right now so he will not remember anything!" Plagg yelled out from beside Adrien. "So that's what you were talking about." Adrien sighed. "Okay Felix, what is this present?" Felix rummaged through his pockets, pulling out a single silver ring. The one that matched his. The Graham De Vanily twin rings. "I stole this from your dad the day he got arrested. It was your mom's. I mean, it was hers yeah but it was also our grandmother's. It has been passed down to each Graham De Vanily twin set. Even though we aren't technically brothers I see you as one and you're my twin and I thought you'd also want your mother's ring." Adrien stared at Felix. His cousin might have been smashed with red wine stains on his tie, but that was the kindest thing that had ever come out of his mouth. "Felix," Adrien took the ring. It was his mother's, Felix wasn't lying. "I love you, not like I love Marinette, but I love you." "Felix I'm Chat Noir. I can't keep hiding this from you. I've been a hero since I was fourteen. When you moved in here after your mother died and we became close it began eating at me that I couldn't tell you. You were there for me and I was lying to you and I hated it." Adrien's words broke through the mental dam he had built. He was no longer able to keep it back. "And when my father was revealed to be Hawkmoth I thought I couldn't trust anyone but you were there and I know you won't remember this tomorrow but you mean so much to me." "I'll always be there for you Adrien." Felix put his hand in his cousin's shoulder. "We're family. Superheroes or not." Adrien helped his cousin to his room after that, insisting that if he didn't he'd wake up sick. "Thank you Adrien." "Sweet dreams, Feli."

Felix woke up tired. His body dragged with him wherever he went, and all he wanted to do was sleep. He didn't feel sick, just tired. Adrien tried telling him to go back to bed but Felix just swatted at him. He had things to do. He needed to revamp Master Moths public opinion. He couldn't fight the heroes anymore knowing one of them was his cousin, so he had to change. For good. His goal for becoming a hero was to bring back his family, but Adrien was his family. He wasn't going to risk losing him too. So it was time for Master Moth to work on his PR. "Nooroo, let's go over the skills of the miraculous again." Felix stated from his bed. "Yes master." The purple Kwamii chirped. "I told you, you don't need to call me that." Felix frowned. "Sorry Felix." The being sat on his chest. “It’s okay Nooroo.” He scratched the creatures head. “I’m not Hawkmoth, remember? We’re partners.” Nooroo nuzzled against him. “I know.” “So, let’s think of a game plan. As partners. I can’t have anyone thinking the butterfly miraculous is evil.” Felix sat up. “Let’s see, we have both passive and active powers. In or out of the suit I have heightened empathy, that is good. In suit I have telepathy, which will help immensely. We will be using that somehow. Then we can fly, transform people, and control them to an extent.” He hummed. “All very good things when you’re a villain, so this will be a bit harder than I thought.” “I know you’ll come up with something!” Nooroo cheered. The Kwamii turned to look out the window. “I think your chance will be sooner than you think. I’m sensing a lot of fear.” “A sentimonster?” Felix guessed. “I think so.” "That means Adrien is going." "If he is Chat Noir, then yes." Felix threw his legs over the side of his bed and got up. "Then I have to go, and do what I can to protect that reckless dumbass." "You really care about him, don't you?" "Don't make me sound soft, Nooooo. I'm supposed to be the stoic one." "You're softer than a cinnamon bun, Felix." "We will talk about how wrong you are at a later date. For now, Nooroo, wings rise!" It didn't take him long to get to the monster, which just aggravated him more. He wanted to check up on Marinette first, but the monster was headed directly to the bakery. Ladybug was helping the bakers out, but one was missing. Marinette. He landed beside the bug, looking around for the blue haired girl. "There should be another girl." "Master Moth?" Ladybug couldn't believe her eyes. Her surprise hit him like a proud of bricks. His empathic abilities spiking.  "Let's sum this up quickly so we can get on with our day. I have switched sides. I no longer wish to take your miraculous. I fight alongside you and the chat until we can recover the peacock miraculous." He turned to her. "There is someone missing. A girl. Blue hair, blue eyes." "You know Marinette?" "I'm sure most of Paris knows her. How is that a surprise?" Felix groaned. "Yes I know her." "I already grabbed Marinette and put her somewhere safe. Don't worry." Ladybug seemed ready to yell at him, but the monster roared and brought her attention back to the matter at hand. "You say you want to help?" "I do." "Then be a distraction until Chat gets here." That was how Felix found himself flying around the monster, struggling not to get hit with each swing of its giant arm. The hero's of Paris watched from a rooftop, ladybug with her lucky charm ready and Chat Noir ready to grab Felix if he did anything wrong. "Moth! We won't be able to get close enough to use this until he stops moving!" Ladybug yelled. Felix cursed. He went to ladybug and grabbed her, pulling him into the air with him as he flitted around the beast. "Where on it do you need to go? I'll drop you off, Ms. Bug." "On his right hand." "You're sure about this?" "Positive." He tossed her into the air and dove down, the creatures right hand following him. He crashed to the ground and readies himself to go against the weight of the beast when Chat Noir appeared beside him. His baton ready to keep it from crushing them both. The Monster slammed it's fist down. Felix and Chat Noir kept it from crushing them, but they were struggling. Felix could feel his cane shaking under the weight. "Chat, get out of here. If either of us hand to get crushed I rather it be me." "Neither of us is getting crushed. M'lady would never fail us." The chats staff began to bend. That was Adrien. Adrien was willing to die alongside the villain who was making his life hell for the past few months for what? Honor? No. "You're the hero of Paris, don't be stupid." Felix kicked Chat Noir out of the path of the monsters fist. Chats staff couldn't take bending any farther and flung itself away, leaving Felix with only his cane. Metal, even magical metal, could only do so much. He couldn't let Adrien be crushed with him. His cane wouldn't be able to take much more either. He just hoped Marinette was safe. The Monster gave out a loud cry before crumbling around him. Once the dust cleared he could see Ladybug standing in front of him, hand outstretched for him to take. He took it and got up. "That was very brave." Ladybug said. "And stupid. You could have gotten hurt." Chat Noir nagged. "I stand by my decision. You could have gotten hurt too, and I'm sure everyone in Paris would prefer that I took the hit instead of both of us." Felix smiled at the cat. "Limit the casualties and you have a better chance of success." "That's now how being in a team works." Ladybug frowned. "Shows you how long it's been since I've been in a team." "Why did you want to take our miraculous in the first place?" Ladybug questioned. Felix knew the question was coming. Anyone would want to know. "I'm an orphan and I wanted my family back, but it turns out I have people in this world that I'm not willing to trade." Felix sighed. "My girlfriend and my brother are people irreplaceable. I'm not risking either one of them." "I get wanting your family back." Chat agreed. "But you caused a lot of trouble." "I will make it up if you give me a chance. I would rather be a hero in the eyes of those I care about than a villain."

[shirtlesssammy]

8x23: Sacrifice

Welcome back to what might be our longest (and last) hellatus. This was a request that we were going to do after the series ended, but here we are. Enjoy!

Then:

Dean Winchester loves needs one (1) angel.

Now:

Jody Mills is on the Bumble date from Hell with “Roderick”. And by that, I mean she’s trying to put herself back out there after grieving the loss of her husband and son --and Roderick is really Crowley. 

Jody heads to the bathroom to pull herself together and Crowley starts his spellwork to threaten the Winchesters --again. Jody starts puking blood in the bathroom while Dean tries throwing his weight around negotiating the trials and demon/angel tablets. They make a deal, so YAY.

Kevin retrieves the demon tablet for the brothers. Dean gives him the key to the bunker. 

Cas, meanwhile, is chilling with his new friend, Metatron. He asks about God. Metatron describes God as “larger than life, gruff, bit of a sexist. But fair --eminently fair.” Hm, Metatron always did like to spin those stories. They’re outside a bar waiting for signs of the next angel trial --retrieving cupid’s bow. 

The brothers head to Sioux Falls to Bobby’s (probably theirs now?) salvage yard. Crowley is there waiting for them and ready to exchange tablets. He’s got a contract for them to sign --well, Sam to sign since he’s doing the trials. Dean demands to read the fine print before Sam signs anything. Sam unleashes his inner Veruca Salt and grabs the pen to sign. The brothers are not on the same page about this it seems. 

In Heaven, Naomi learns where Cas is --and that he’s with Metatron. 

Dean continues to read the contract and Crowley continues to needle him about how his humanity is a handicap. It’s revealed to all be just a ruse to distract Crowley when Dean throws some demon binding handcuffs on him. They tell Crowley that making him mortal is the third trial. 

Cas tries to speed up the love train for the bartender but fails awkwardly.

For Who Gives a Fuck if He’s Awkward Science:

Naomi and her squad show up. They take Metatron, leaving Cas alone. 

The brothers head to the church where the final trial will happen. They tie Crowley up and go over the game plan. Sam will inject purified blood into Crowley once an hour for eight hours. He’s going to have to confess to God to purify his blood and isn’t sure where to begin. Dean has some ideas, and, like, No ? He lists Ruby, Lilith, losing his soul, not looking for Dean in Purgatory ---and Chuck really would like a clip show of his favorite torture moments I’m sure, but support your brother a little, hmmm?

Anyway, while Sam heads to confession, Cas flaps in to ask Dean for help (like, is this the last time he flaps in to see Dean? I...really miss his wings.) He tells Dean that Naomi took Metatron, and explains that they were working on the angel trials --and planning on shutting Heaven and Hell down. 

Naomi wants answers from Metatron, and she pulls out a hand drill to extract them from him. 

Dean tells Cas that Sam needs his help more than Cas does. Sam pops up and tells Dean to go with Cas. Dean agrees and they fly off together while Sam starts the final trial.

Cas and Dean head to the bunker to have Kevin translate the angel tablet. There’s one problem: Kevin has never laid eyes on the thing before. He’s also done with all the prophet stuff. Cas, not done with all the angel badass stuff, begs to differ.

Sam continues to look SUPER rough. He’s doing so poorly, in fact, that Crowley gets the drop on him despite being tied to a chair. Crowley chomps a hole in Sam’s arm so that he can make a bloody phone call to any demon in range as soon as Sam steps away. GROSS

Dean and Cas get shot at by cupid’s arrow as a bow hunting demo airs on the bar’s TVs. Er, they wait for the cupid to arrive while continuing to strike out in the bar. Er, they wait for the cupid to arrive.

*Fourth Wall Dialogue Alert*

Cas: “You really think it’s wise to be drinking on the job?”

Dean: “What show’ve you been watching?”

Dean asks Cas about his plan to board up Heaven. He expresses worry that Cas is going to meet a bloody end locked away with the other angels. “So this is it,” Dean says fatalistically. “ET goes home.” He lingers on something unsaid, before a delivery worker arrives and distracts them. (“Nooooo,” I cry. “What were you going to say?”) The delivery lady is super cute. At last the love interest arrives! Is Ed finally going to meet his constant companion?! She bestows a glowing smile on Ed and Rod, the regular patron seated at the bar. Patting them both on the shoulder, she bids them farewell. Astonished, Dean watches the woman just…leave. 

Meanwhile, Ed and Rod mutually admire the drawing of a hunting bow on the TV. They lock eyes. Music swells! It’s love! While Dean stares gormlessly at the two lovebirds, Cas is already two steps ahead and on his way to track down the delivery driver - their cupid. 

Crowley sings Bowie to Sam as the floor cracks and ground shakes. Abaddon enters in all her stitched up glory. 

For Yes Please Science:

Sam gets hurled through a window, but Abaddon….isn’t exactly aiming to help out the current King of Hell. She wallops Crowley instead, intending to claim the throne for herself. Sam races back in, douses Abaddon in fire, and sends her smoky demon form into the night. 

Dean and Cas corner the cupid outside of the bar. Cas demands her bow, blade sliding from his sleeve. In what could be a first for him, Dean counsels, “Talk first, stab later.” MADE FOR EACH OTHER!

The cupid tells Cas that she’s avoided Heaven as its leadership has fallen. She offers the bow freely and Cas raises his blade to cut it from her palm. YIKES

In Heaven, Metatron confronts Naomi with a bloodied eye. (We clutch our blankets to our chests and think of Cas’s “re-programming” with renewed horror.) Metatron reflects that losing God was the worst thing he endured, and then he was run out of Heaven by the upper echelons of Heaven. “Did you really think you could do all of that to me and there would be no payback?” he asks. 

In Hell Quest Central, Sam sets Crowley upright again now that Abaddon has fled the building. He repaints the devil’s trap and continues the trials. Crowley drops movie reference after movie reference and I can’t help but point out that he’s targeting the WRONG WINCHESTER with those overtures. “I deserve to be loved!” Crowley declares at last, and emotion crests over him, taking both Sam and Crowley by surprise. As the cure continues, things get quiet. Crowley asks Sam how he asked for forgiveness because he doesn’t even know where to start with his own soul. 

Kevin can’t find the Heaven trials anywhere in the tablet and while Dean’s arguing with him, Naomi flaps in to talk to Cas. 

Naomi insists that Metatron is playing Cas, lying to him so he can get help enacting his revenge. “This is what you do,” Cas growls. “You twist things.” VALID mistrust! Naomi tells them that Metatron’s plan is to expel all angels from Heaven.

“Our mission was to protect what God created,” Naomi says with tears in her eyes. “I don’t know where we forgot that.” She offers up an overture, telling Dean that if Sam finishes the trials then he will die. Naomi picked that knowledge directly from Metatron’s head. 

After Naomi flaps away, Dean orders Kevin to find out if it’s true that Sam will die. Cas flies Dean to Sam, then flaps away to finish what he started. Just as Sam is about to do the final rite, Dean races into the church and shouts for him to stop.

In Naomi’s office, Cas discovers her sprawled out (mostly) dead on the desk, her probe jabbed into her brain. Metatron confronts Cas with an angel blade to his throat. Naomi was telling the truth! That rumpled eccentric is out for revenge!

Meanwhile, Dean explains to an actual, GLOWING Sam that he’ll die if he completes the trials. “So?” Sam asks. SAM BBY.

Upstairs, Cas is strapped to Naomi’s torture chair while Metatron placates him. 

He cuts a slit in Cas’s throat to extract his grace, and counsels him to go back to Earth and settle down for the rest of his life. Metatron tells Cas that he didn’t endure trials. Instead, he helped Metatron to gather ingredients for a powerful spell. He gathers Cas’s grace to finish the spell and just before he zaps Cas on a one way trip to Earth, he tells him to come see him when he’s dead so he can hear his story. 

Sam argues with Dean about the trials. He insists that Dean absolutely CAN fight the forces of evil on his own. Sam tells him that he’s been a lodestone around Dean’s neck for a long time. His greatest sin was “how many times I let you down.” OH SAMMY! 

“I know we’ve had our disagreements,” Dean argues, “I killed Benny to save you. I’m willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches who killed mom walk because of you, so don’t you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you.” 

Sam listens to this and finally gasps, “How do I stop?” Dean wraps a handkerchief around Sam’s hand and tells him to let go of the spell. Sam stops glowing…which is great! Except he collapses in agony which is…less great. Dean calls for Cas desperately. 

Cas wakes in a field and strides out to a lakeshore. 

Sirens clang in the bunker, locking Kevin inside. And outside…stars fall. The angels are being expelled from Heaven, their wings burning as they plummet to the Earth. 

We’re just going to end this recap with a bunch of gifs, ‘kay? 

Waiting for a Quote to Fall:

It’s not a date until I’ve cried

This is a secret lair. You understand me? No keggers

Would you say that you're looking for, uh, a partner in crime? Or someone who's into nurse role-play and light domination?

There is no out. Only duty

Do you really think it's wise to be drinking on the job?

Talk first, stab later

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Review for Lucifer 5x2 "Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer!"

Let me start by saying Tom Ellis has a REAAALY nice... body. Kudos to you mister. Kudos to you. 😏😏

What an amazing episode you guys!!! Michael is here to stay and cause trouble and i love to hate him! Also, what's the deal with his arm and his trembling hand? I really want to know and i hope they tell us. Anyway, Michael is trying hard to play Lucifer and in the start everyone is fooled (or are they?). Chloe immediately knows something wrong. You go girl. You know your man. Everyone is so happy to see him, well exempt Dan who is like "MEH" but "Lucifer" is a bit different than they remember him. Maze pretty quickly finds out the truth and chooses to help him in his evil plan... (giiiiirllll why). Michael is all like "my plan is going SO well" until Chloe comes to Lux to do the *thing* and just about things are about to become steamy and my brain is screaming NOOOOO.. BAM Chloe shoots him.

Michael. My poor, poor Michael. My ignorant evil angel.. Did you really think you can fool Chloe Decker? THE Detective? You really thought that after THIS kiss last season she wouldn't know that you are not Lucifer?

(gif by the amazing @laurens-german​)

And so Chloe the Queen shoots him a couple more times for fun and tells him to leave. But Michael hasn't said his last word yet and so before he is gone he reveals the truth about Chloe's birth. OUCH. I'm sure that will not be relevant in the next eps at all.. Last but not least, WHAT THE HELL LINDA? You had another baby??? You gave it for adoption? What happened? Where is it? I want answers!

Anyway!! Another great episode! I really love the differences between the two brothers. Lucifer doesn't lie - Michael lies. Lucifer "what's your deepest desire" - Michael "what's your deepest fear". White wings - Brown wings.. I'm sure there will be a lot of metas about this, once the story is over lol!

10/10

Character Ranking

Chloe Decker

Michael

Daniel Espinoza (+ his pudding)

Linda Martin

Maze

Honorable mention: Amenadiel. Good choice going to Lucifer man. Things are about to get ugly. No way we ain't seeing Michael again.

(My headphones just died so next ep will be much later today... Uhhh.. the audacity)

[ladypurplejanewrynn]

Magical high school Chapter 9

Anduin and Purplejane broke the kiss. "Wow, it felt really amazing as for my first kiss." said Anduin blushing. "I admit it that it felt really sweet as for my first kiss as well." said Purplejane blushing as well. The prince got shocked:"Wait, So it was your first kiss as well?" The blond girl noded. They smiled to each other and got back to dancing. "We did a good job with helping them, isn’t that right Flynn?" asked Taelia. "Definitly sweetheart. Anyway, shall i ask you for a dance dear?" said Flynn. Taelia smiled and gave him her hand and they went to dance. "What, i can’t believe this." said Alix to herself as she saw Anduin and Purplejane kissing earlier. Her two friends weren’t around in that moment cause they went to the bathroom. "I need to do something. But what shall i do?" thought the mean girl. A moment later Anduin and Purplejane decided to went outside to get some fresh air. "So, how are you feeling?" asked Anduin with a warm smile on his face. The blond girl blushed:" Well, i feel really happy. I mean i never thought it would feel so great thought i don’t have much of dating experince. But also, i’m feeling nervous, cause is my first time and i just don’t want anything to go wrong and..." Anduin put it his finger on her mouth:" Don’t worry, i understand you. I pretty much feel the same way. I’m also new to this kinda stuff. But we’ll get throught this together. Also, i’m glad that is actually you who turned out to be my crush. I wouldn’t want anyone else."

The both hugged each other in a romatic way. They were about to go back to the party, but then Alix came. "Well, well, who do we got here? The prince and the loser together as a couple." The both weren’t happy to see the mean girl again. "Alix, i think i told you to stop bothering me or Purplejane." said Anduin. Alix smiled:" Oh don’t worry. I’m not here for that. I just wanted to congratulate you both. That’s all." Purplejane looked at her:" I don’t believe you. I don’t really buy your sudden change." The mean girl girnned:" You know what? You’re right. I just came to do this." Suddently she casted a spell and locked the prince in an ice ball. Anduin tried to break the ice with some of his spells but the ice didn’t even break a bit. "Oh yeah, i should probably tell that i made sure the ice will be strong egnouh to held you down long engouh while i’ll finish off the loser that now is your girlfriend." "Let him out of here now before i’ll mess up your face Barbie." said Purplejane. "I would like to see you try." said Alix as she casted another spell that Purplejane dodged. "Now that you’re precious prince isn’t here to help you out, you’re nothing but a weakling." shouted Alix. Purplejane dodged another of her spells and used a spell to get wings made of light on her back. She then attacked the mean girl from the sky. She made a lasso made of light and caught the girl and flew a bit higher to the skies. Alix tried to free her arms desperately, but before she could get at least one of her arms free, the blond girl crushed her to the ground. Purplejane lended and was about to go help Anduin, but Alix got up and used a spell to freeze her in place. "Now is time for your doom." said the mean girl and started casting a spell.

Anduin seeing this started casting his most powerful spells. The ice started breaking. The prince used one more spell and finally broke free. When Alix was about to cast the spell, he run up and got hit with the spell instead of Purplejane. He fell to the ground and lost consciousness. “Nooooo!" shouted Purplejane. "Well it wasn’t my plan to freeze his heart instead of yours, but this works for me too." said the mean girl with an evil grin. Purplejane from all her anger broke out of the ice and her eyes started glowing with light. She run up to black haired girl and punched her in the stomach. Alix got up and tried to hit the blond girl with one of her spells without any success. Purplejane used a very powerful spell of light and sended her rival to the ground. "Is over Alix. Just drop the act." she said. The mean girl got up:"Never to a loser like you." She tried to hit her, only to get her hand caught and get pinned to the ground. "Now you will tell me how to save him." said Purplejane. Alix started laughing:" You fool! If someone gets their heart frozen, there’s no way back." Purplejane let go of her and run up to Anduin:" This isn’t happening. Anduin, please wake up. Open your eyes. You can’t leave." But he wasn’t reacting and even breathing. The girl started to cry. She felt so much pain. In that moment Wrathion, Flynn and Taelia came. After them, the two Alix’s friends came too. They all were very shocked with what they’ve seen. Purplejane took Anduin her arms and gave him a very emotional kiss also hugging him tightly. After she broke the kiss, Anduin started coughing and his breath got back. Everyone were surprised. The prince slowly opened his eyes. In the beginning his vision was blurry, but a moment later he got to see his love. Purplejane’s smile got back on her face:" Anduin, you’re alive. I thought I lost you." The tears were still running down her cheeks, but Anduin wiped them out. "Honey, please don’t cry. I am here with you." said the blond boy warmly smiling. They both hugged each other tightly in joy.

[tfw-no-tennis]

hunty x hunty we back bitches!!!!

ok so tbh we’ve BEEN back ive just been slacking on posting my liveblogs. n e ways

ok so ngl we DID watch these eps like a month ago so bear w/me here as i try to remember things hvbhdkjfhsk

ok so they show up at heavens arena and i CALLED IT its that building thats in the opening (thats probs p obvs but still lol) 

killua casually mentioning that he was here for TWO YEARS previously like jesus kid ur life is wild

ruth and i spent like this whole time trying to guess if killua knows what nen is lmao and i was like ok im sure theres nen at heavens arena how could he NOT have come across it but also WHO KNOWS

i love how easy is is for 2 twelve year olds to join Death Tower Fight Club lmao 

i mean tbf killua was here when he was literally 6 

seeing killua and gon dunk on people by 1 hit koing them was great lmao 

the fact that killua spent all his previous earnings on snacks....king 

ZUSHIIIIII hes baby and hes so precious i love him already. baby boy baby. theres like a 0% chance hes evil or something bc hes so baby and hes named ZUSHI it reminds me of zucchini for some reason 

ok when zushi uses nen (im assuming?) and killua was like oh shit illumi can do that....bro i CALLED it illumi totally has nen and its MIND CONTROL NEN or something. i still dk how nen works tbh

wing is slightly sus and im worried he might be evil. but also probably not mostly cause i dont thnk this arc is that long but WHO KNOWS 

wing when zushi starts nen-ing it up during Fight Club: HEY NONE OF THAT NOW [spray bottles him] 

i love that gon and killua are both like well that was weird. ok guess we’ll just str8 up ask zushi abt it lmao 

when the subs popped up as Ren ruth and i were like nooooo freakin way the subs mistranslated nen. but it TURNS OUT that nen has OTHER components like ten and ren and uhhh the other ones too. jesus 

i mean i knew this shit was gonna b detailed but Still 

ok but ren is literally just weaponized vibes. vibe check 

[vibes rlly hard] GET REN’D ON 

as i was watching wings explanation i was like hmmm this seems incomplete. and then immediately killua said that same thing...vindication!!

ok when wing uses nen on that book page and slices the soda and gives a big explanation abt why he wasnt totally truthful w/gon and killua and zushi is just like .....ok but that was my soda :( and i was gonna read that book :( :( or w/e hvsjdfuahbsjjfdnka i love him SO MUCH....BABYYYY

totally off-topic but lemme talk transformers rl quick ok so in the tf idw comics drift is all edgy and then he meets a guy named Wing who shows him all the spiritual/religious stuff and drift becomes a space hippy (its been a while okay) and now im like yo is that guy a hxh ref? cause wing is kind of a weird name for a transformer and the spiritual ‘aura’ stuff is similar. idk if that has any basis lmao i just made that connection. anyways moving on 

i love how it took killua 2 yrs to get to the 200th floor and now he and gon get there in like 3 days or w/e

200th floor time! uhm is that receptionist lady like. Good

as soon as the rancid aura appeared i was like UUUUAHGHHGHGHGHHHH I KNOW WHO THAT IS!!!!!!!!!! TRASH CAN ASS HISOKA 

i kinda figured he’d be here...im curious if gon will succeed in doin the Big Punchy here 

hisoka using his rancid vibes to drive them back....fuck on outta here nasty ass 

i love how gon just. loses his domestication whenever hisoka is around. gon is literally so nice to EVERYONE he meets EXCEPT for hisoka (and illumi). god i love him best boy. he has a gr8 vibe detector and can tell that hisoka is nasty and evil 

wing: ok FINE ill teach you The Real Deal Nen 

ITS NEN TIME BABEYYYYYY

the fact that 8 yr old killua just peaced out at floor 199 or w/e and was like Fuq the 200th floor im out. and of COURSE the 200th floor is The Nen Zone(tm) so he just left, blissfully unaware of nen LMAOOO

and now he HAS to register to fight or he’ll be banned from heavens arena...Ls 

i keep wanting to call it the tower of heaven....get out of my BRAIN f*iry t*il 

ok uhhhh lets stop here 

PREDICTION CORNER 

actally i cant rlly do this part bc its been so long so ider what i thought of ripppp. im gonna try to stay up to date on my liveblogs (we’re on like ep 45 now lol)

1 idea: so gon is gonna successfully punch hisoka and then hisoka will unfortunately NOT go away for whatever reason and will become a nuisance (even moreso than he already is) rather than an Actual Threat 

tune in next time for more HUNTY x HUNTY 

[readbythestarlight]

c2e86

Evil queen Chewbacca xD

Travis and his undying loyalty to the Dallas Cowboys is super cute and I want them to actually win something just for his sake

heyyyyy congrats Laura!

Oh god here we go

Oh Sam

The DM will remember that

[[MORE]]

Can’t wait to see Ashley!!

(She’s gonna be here if I believe hard enough it will happen.)

fuck so are the Krynn actually there?? I hope not, I don’t want this to backfire on them

FLASH YOUR BADGES

Matt: “The Krynn is rushing at you”

Laura: “WHY?!”

Matt: “....because they’re attacking the city”

Good smart Fjord using the symbol

I hate that they’re stuck choosing sides when there’s shit so much bigger than this war going down and it’s so DUMB

SHE’S HERE

WHERE

IS

ASH-O-LEE

I feel like they’re very outnumbered even with Pumat there so idk what they’re gonna do when they get inside

That is a NICE map Matt

So some of them def seem like they’re just here for the Angel of Irons and don’t know what is really going on

Okay fuck here we go

Nat1 for initiative, bad. Nat1 for charity, good.

How is she making the earth rumble....?

I have some concerns that Caleb using his fire magic here in Rexentrum is going to get back to Trent...

Also I wish they’d not use up all their high levels on this fight they’re gonna need those against Obann

GUYS

Please stop wasting your good stuff ajskalskak

Okay so obviously they need to use their big stuff but specifically on HER

Caleb’s health is already real low so suddenly I’m nervous

Goooooo Pumat!

P: “hey wanna help us out here? Thanks buddy” I FUCKING LOVE HIM

Oh boy what’s coming

Fiends?

YAAAAS NOTT

Fuck gonna be the laughing hand right?

At least

YASHA’S COMING

At least he’s killable

Oh god

YAAAAAA ASHLLEYYYYYT

MY GIIIIIRL SHE BACK BAAAAABBBBYYYY

Okay okay but maybe Caleb can dispel the magic before her turn

Beau and Yasha in the same boat now and I hate it

Beau’s doing COOL MONK SHIT

YAAAAS GIRL

monks are the fucking BEST

Marisha that was EXCELLENT god I love her that was SUCH a move I love the way she played that and described it

“I would like to rage” I want to be excited but I’m not because she’s raging at Nott

YEAHHH SHE ROLLED DOUBLE ONES

good for Nott good for charity!!

Oh no here she comes

Wait didn’t she rage not reckless?

NAT20 YAY

Fuck him up, Nott!!

Make that save Nott

Fuck

I’m starting to get a weeeee but nervous

BEAU

OH GOD

I DONT LIKE THAT AT ALL F U C K

Enervation?

Nice! Fjord hurts her and gets healing

And Taliesin looked suddenly like he thought of something big

Ash: “there’s the slightest look of relief” I cry

Pumat plz be safe

Pumat... smash??

“Pumat Swol” xD

Pumat SMASH

Taliesin looks like he has something prepped and whatever it is I hope it’s good

Fuck I just had the worst thought what if Beau and Yasha both go down and they have to choose who to save?

Dispel? Dispel?? GIVE MY GIRL BACK

YAAAAAS

IM GONNA CRY GUYS

YAAAAS STORMLORD

I’m WEEPING

Spare the dying with his beetle WILDMOTHER BLESS CADUCEUS

He has saved their butts in the most desperate moments so many times

Babygirl is FREE

I’m cryyyying

Taliesin Ashely hug guys please I’m crying enough as it is

Oh man Beau missed Yasha being freed tho

YAAAAAS KILLING THE LAUGHING HAAAAAAND TAKE THAT YOU MULTI-MOUTHED FREAK

C: “get the fuck away from my friends”

Nott bb stay

Do you think Yasha’s wings will be feathered now?

Pumat please be safe

Matthew Mercer if he’s not okay I’m gonna be SAD

Someday I will win the Wyrmwood giveaway, but it is not this day :(

Ohhhhhh nice

So Yasha... can’t die?

Okay so interesting. Like the laughing hand couldn’t, we know that, except that they destroyed the heart so then he could.

Oh man I just realized Yasha doesn’t know about Fjord being a paladin that’ll be neat

Do NOT step in those circles

Nott’s free yay!

But also not in a great position

WHISPERS

I just got a look at the circles and realized they’re definitely the ritual circles so FUCK

Obann and the Inevitable End just hanging out in the ceiling

Okay so can Obann use ANYONE to help break this chain? Does he just need sacrifices?

Matt please it’s 1am already

Fjord’s just pulling all out sorts of new things tonight (probably because there hasn’t been a really big fight since he became Paladin). Fairy fire also sounds cool.

Lol he sparkles now??

Yeeees girl you rage and you fuck Obann UP

Oh damn the Inevitabel End is too?? NICE DISPELL HER AND LET HER KILL OBANN

Although I mean she probably still needs to die tho

Oh god Fjord please make it

Nooooo

Jester NO DO NOT STEP IN THE CIRCLE

IF YOU FAIL THIS HE HAS FOUR FOR THE CIRCLES

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Fuuuuuck

Yeeeees Cad getting Fjord free very nice

Oh thank god Jester resisted

Oh god Caleb

46pts piercing fuck

But at least he resists poison okay

Guys I have to sit through class tomorrow can we wrap this up

Aaaaaand then he fails it the second time and is poisoned fuck

YESSSSS

do it whatever it is babe Yasha deserves it

Please crush his skull in with your bare barbarian hands

Okay okay ripping his wings off is cool too

Niiiiiice!! I’m SO glad it was Yasha who got the final blow

Oh wait... maybe he really did believe it was the Angel of Irons

Oh don’t like that

Matt That was scary

WHAT DID HE SAY YASHA

“You failed, and so shall be punished.” Oh boy

Oh daaaaaaamn

So this mean’s he’s gone-gone. No being brought back. HELL YEAH.

Oh fuck he’s not gone-gone he’s fucked UP ew ew ew

I’m so glad we’re ending because I need sleep but that last mini is the stuff of nightmares and also two week hiatus

It’s gonna be bad tho they are all pretty much spell dry

Obann is gone so that’s good, this is just a messed up monster made of what’s left of his form

WELCOME BACK ASHLEY AND YASHA

We love you too Matt!

[mountainleafuniversity]

A Draw To Many Pt 2

So I’m continuing my story about @warrior-kitty

Laughing maniacally, DemKitty walked up to his victim that was the friend of his host. The girl trapped inside him made him feel very anxious and terrified to watch someone close to him die, but since the being wanted to pay off his student loans a soul was needed to pay the price. Rio could only cower and cover her face as her former friend was about to suck her soul away.

“Stop right there!” Ninja said swinging in from a rope tied to a helicopter. The rabbit leaped into the room through the broken window and crashed into the bedroom wall above Rio.

“What the-?” DemKitty yelled.

“How did you get here so fast?” Rio asked.

“Fanfic logic.” The rabbit replied.

“Oh look!” DemKitty said. “Another one of my friends! I can’t suck his soul out because of his fath, but I can get rid of him! Ready to meet the Maker?”

And with that a fireball was foremed and was breathed out of his mouth , but missed the rabbit as he scurried under the bed. Quickly, Ninja pulled out his New King James Version Bible andopened it. He and Rio couldn’t see it, but DemKitty was harmed by the bright light emanating from its pages and feel over on his side being harmed by it.

“It’s working!” Warrior Kitty said through the pain as he was transforming back to her normal self, but then she changed back and said, “If I go down I’m taking you with me, Fox!”

“Was it the demon or Kitty who said that?” Rio questioned, since the game reference made it confusing..

“A bit of both…” the fox said as he laid down and closed his eyes seemingly succumbing to the light.

Ninja stepped out of the way for Rio to pick DemKitty up.

“Psych!” he said before jumping out the window.

His wings appeared as the fox glided down and decided to wreak havoc on the town below…

“That’s it!” Warrior Kitty thought in his mind. “You cannot control me!”

Just before he landed Kitty fought with the demon in his mind and won.

“I’m still here.” The demon said. “And your transformation will be much greater…soon you will be trapped in this body until you die!...” And with that DemKitty could still feel the presence of malice in his mind but he was at least the shy, anxious girl mentally again.

“Ok.” he said… “If there is more to this transformation then now…who knows what I’ll look like later…probably should get used to this body…

The poor fox walked around the village stopping only to pet the animals. He was afraid to open his mouth because of the deep, frightening, voice he had, and he felt that at any moment the demon would return and cause more trouble. He just wanted to be the fox girl again rather than some abomination, and it made him want to…sing.

“I…miss my life…”

“I sing because I’m sad.”

“And I-“

“No singing!” The demon shouted as DemKitty complied…

Suddenly, he noticed Ninja and Rio run up to him.

“Oh man you have control…” Rio said relieved.

“Not for long…” DemKitty responded with fear in his voice.

“What do you mean?” Ninja asked.

“Well I fought him and he-“

Suddenly he began to shake and transform again, suddenly standing up on two legs as his entire body became larger and muscular. His bottom teeth now grew out becoming sharp tusk like fangs as well. The growth went on for a while until DemKitty was now six foot six inches with a tough, strong body, but with Kitty’s tiny head on the top of it. The evil side had taken power once again as he laughed psychotically and obliterated a tree to show off his brute strength, before grabbing his supposed friends and stuffing them in a sack. He then threw the sack around, tackled it, and broke a chair over it to the shock of the park-goers. DemKitty then grabbed the nearest woman stunned beyond belief and sucked out her soul, leaving the empty body behind.

Chaos was rampant as more and more souls were being sucked into the fox monster’s body, making him again gain more and more strength until Ninja popped out of the sack and again read his Bible. The light emanating from it stung the foul creature as he got back down on his knees again…with Kitty once again being able to take over…

“He’s…going to turn me…into him…fully…” he coughed. “Unless you can…separate…us…”

Rio hatched an idea to save her friend, but she discussed it with Ninja.

The rabbit looked down in weariness.

“Apparently, there’s quite a few ways to get rid of DeviantArt Demons…but the only option we have is quite dangerous…are you ready for it Kitty?”

“Yes…” he gasped.

“So…” DemKitty said sitting in an audience…” You sure this’ll work?”

“It better.” The mouse said.

“It won’t…” the evil said, “You’ll force me out of this body!”

“You sure?” Ninja taunted.

“Yea!”

“Oh ok…Good luck.” Ninja said with a mocking chuckle as the mouse and rabbit left the auditorium.

“Oh my gosh I’m so scared.” DemKitty said, but with a hint of hope it would work.

“Ladies and gentlemen.” An announcer came on the intercom “Get ready for Amy Schumer!”

“…what?” DemKitty thought.

The “comedian” took the stage she began to say her jokes.

It was only seconds before both souls in the body wanted out of there. The souls that were sucked in escaped into the air and back to their original bodies. The fox girl and the beast began to split over the terrible performance. The demon however, wasn’t done with using Kitty yet, so as she was separating from him, he knocked her out…

After the show, Kitty walked out with her body back to the skinny shy fox she was.

“It worked!” Ninja exclaimed. “She’s Kitty again!”

“Thanks guys.” Warrior Kitty said with her old voice. “I thought I was- “

“NOOOOO!”

A deep voiced beast ran out of the auditorium in a panic with terror in his eyes.

“It’s me! Kitty! He stole my body!”

Rio looked at the monster angerly.

“Why should we-“

Suddenly she felt her soul get sucked in by Kitty, but Ninja opened his Bible and the DemKitty fled the scene.

“Hope you enjoy life as a monster WK!” she screamed as she used her powers to teleport away.

They looked back at the giant awkward monster and realized something.

“Hey guys.” The giant creature whimpered. “It’s Kitty…”

“Yea.” The rabbit said. “We know…”

“So…um…can we go home now?” Kitty said, his voice deep yet effeminate voice said.

“Yea…” Rio said…” Let’s get you home…but you might want to put some clothes on…”

Once home, Kitty was in his room looking down with Rio and Ninja on the other side of him.

“You can’t just stay here…” Rio pleaded.

“But I’m a freak!” Kitty sobbed.

“Look, I’ll help you live out your daily life as Ninja searches for your body alright?”

“Ok…” the fox-turned monster responded. “Can we go get Starbucks?... That makes me feel better…”

“Ok!” Ninja shouted.

“But let me get ready…” Kitty told them as the two of them left the room.

“I detected student-loans demon in the park here…” the rabbit showed on his computer.

“I want you to stay in close proximity towards us as you try to act as Kitty’s support mouse.”

“That’s easy!” The field mouse said out loud. “I’m very supportive.”

Kitty then walked out of his room wearing his glasses, his hat and whatever he wore as clothing that looked very out of place on his body. Rio laughed and pointed at him, upsetting her trapped friend.

“Some support animal…” Ninja mumbled. “Ok let’s roll!”

[aweebwrites]

The Final Battle

(So! This is the fourth installment I've done for the Rejected Prophecy AU and is actually the third part to the series. This one I had fun writing but for good reasons. Here you go guys! @cakeking-cole @mostlysunnydays)

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Part 1

Part 2

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Lloyd limped his way up to the top of the Garmatron, Kai holding Nya off and the others most likely evil right now. This is it. The final battle. It'll be up to him to save everyone. He has to. He doesn't want to think of what would happen if he fails. All he can hope is that if he does fail, he doesn't survive.

'This is literally your only purpose. Fail and you drag all of Ninjago down with you.’ He remembered Kai's harsh words before they began the ascent.

'Knowing him, he most likely will.’ Was Jay's comment to that. 'We might as well get cozy with the Overlord ruling us all. I mean, he already failed twice. Third time's the charm? Ha! I wouldn't hold my breath.’

'He will succeed. He doesn't have a choice.’ Zane had said, shooting Lloyd a glare.

‘With his leg he got busted up? I'm with Jay here.’ Cole huffed. 'But we have to still try. He may have the title of green ninja but we won't let anything happen to ninjago.'

That talk really helped him in losing all confidence that he could win this fight. But now, facing the Overlord that has possessed his father, he found something. Not confidence. Not hope. But vengeance. Vengeance for his father. Save Ninjago? He wish he could do that but narrow things down to avenging his father? One of few who treated him like an actual person, who had hopefully loved him… He would do everything in his power to destroy the monster that has taken him over.

“If it isn't the green ninja. Face it boy, you are in no shape to fight. It's over. Evil wins.” The Overlord says, sharp serrated teeth on display, as terrifying as the rest of him.

“It's not over yet! I will fight you!” Lloyd yelled at him, fists coiled tightly.

'For my father!’ Went unsaid.

“You don't even have a sword.” The Overlord says condescendingly and Lloyd glared. “You don't even have friends. Face it green ninja. You are all alone. And you always will be. You cannot defeat me.” He says then laughed at the struck expression Lloyd wore.

He's right… He had no-one… The ninja all hate him… Wu… His own mother… Everyone… He can't do this on his own.

He lowered his head in defeat, making the Overlord laugh harder.

I'm sorry father…

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.

.

Lloyd furrowed his brows, just the thought of his father's name igniting fury in his heart. Father. He had to avenge his father. He wouldn't want to live like this, forever possessed by the Overlord, being forced to watch everything he cared about being destroyed by his hand…

He couldn't do this alone… But he wasn't alone. Nya may be corrupted but he knew without a doubt that she would always be by his side. Dr. Julian too. He had kept him going through the ridicule of his 'brothers’, mother and uncle, told him that they will try their hardest to bring him down but he was confident he will rise above it all. Even Dareth. Dareth had always bandaged him up, given him ice for sore spots, even gave him hugs on particularly hard days after the ninja trained him in his Dojo. While he couldn't do anything to stop them, he had always told him that despite everything they did, he knew he would become someone great.

He even had the Ultra Dragon whom he was sure adopted him in a way, somewhere along the way. He remembers sneaking out of the cramped apartment to the roof to visit and to sleep. They were always so gentle with him, nudging him when he had been staying up too late, tucking him under their wing, growling at the other ninja whenever they got too close to him… They may not he human but the distinct lack of hatred from them was like a cool breeze on a hot summer day.

He had all of them… And he had his father. His father who loved him despite the evil in his veins, who never hesitated to protect him whenever he could, even if it was in battle against he and the other ninja. His father who had his heart in the right place but his mind in the wrong. His father who made him feel like more than a welcome mat. He wasn't alone. He had them. All standing behind him. They may not be much but they certainly were enough.

He opened glowing gold eyes, looking up at the Overlord in defiance.

“I am not alone!” He yelled as he began to float off the ground.

“No! Impossible!” The Overlord roared before swiping a clawed leg at Lloyd but he deflected either his green energy now spiking gold.

“I am never alone!” Lloyd yelled at him and the Overlord roared, turning his head away as Lloyd glowed brightly.

Once the light faded, Lloyd was left floating mid air, his gi completely golden as a golden aura lingered around him.

“I am the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master.” Lloyd spoke with narrowed eyes. “And I will defeat you!” He yelled and the Overlord growled, swiping at him with his claws but Lloyd dodged, punching his wing back once he swung it at him and blocking his next attempt to gut him with his massive claws.

He then pushed his paw back and kicked him, almost sending the Overlord tumbling over the side of the building, forcing him to take flight.

“No!” He roared at Lloyd as he used his golden power to summon the golden dragon that roared back at the Overlord.

“You go kid!” Dareth yelled from his place in the ground, watching the battle unfold before smiling. “I told you you'd be someone great…” He says softer, pride swelling his heart.

“You can't defeat me! Where there is light, there will always be a shadow!” The Overlord roared at Lloyd, hovering just off the edge of the Garmatron.

“Unless my light is bright enough!” Lloyd yelled before using the golden dragon to tackle the Overlord, making them both plummet from the sky in a tangle of golden power and dark wings.

Dareth gasped once they were falling directly where he was standing and ducked but the Overlord gained enough control to fly up last second, spiraling upwards with Lloyd and the golden dragon still clinging to him as he roared loudly.

“This ends now.” Lloyd says with narrowed eyes from the back of the golden dragon as they faced off mid air again.

“You cannot defeat me!” The Overlord roars before flying rapidly around Lloyd at all angles, engulfing him in an sphere of pure darkness.

The golden dragon roared before spinning around quickly, its light fending back the darkness as the sphere grew. In the midst of the darkness, the Overlord laughed as his head appeared before Lloyd and the golden dragon, utterly massive compared to them both. He then closed his mouth down on Lloyd and the golden dragon, convinced that he has won- That is until he felt Lloyd's golden power grow inside his mouth.

“No!” The Overlord yelled, Lloyd's golden power seeping out through his mouth, his power only growing more intense with each second. “No! Nooooo!!!!” He yelled as Lloyd's power peaked.

The orb of darkness vanished under a burst of brilliant light that scattered the dark clouds overhead and bathing Ninjago City in bright sunlight and Lloyd power that purified all the corruption spread throughout the city. At the city center, Garmatron was gone, leaving nothing but a few sharp rocks and debris.

Kai opened his eyes from his place laying on the ground, blinking up at the sky for a moment before sitting up.

“Ugh. What happened?” He groaned as Jay sat up next to him, both of them spotting Nya in the distance as she sat up.

“Nya!” They both yelled, getting up and rushing over to her.

“My sister…” “You're back!”

“Ugh. Where's… Lloyd?” She asked, instinctively pushing them away from her.

“Of course.” Jay says bitterly, crossing his arms.

“The brat actually did it.” Cole says as he and Jay walked over, the Ultra Dragon landing moments after with Wu, Misako and Dr. Julian.

“Is this really happening? Lloyd did it?” Dr.Julian asked happily as he slipped down gingerly from the Ultra Dragon's back.

“Let's not give him all the credit here.” Misako says as Wu helped her down from the Ultra Dragon's back, missing the looks she earned from Nya, Dr.Julian and an approaching Dareth who overheard.

“Agreed. The ninja played a crucial part.” Wu says, gesturing to his students who puffed their chest out with pride while Nya glared harder.

His nephew was missing, possibly... And he was praising his precious students?!

“But where is Lloyd?” Nya pressed, feeling like the only one worried for him.

“It looks like the Overlord was not the only one who is no more this day.” Wu says and Nya looked horrified as tears filled her eyes.

Lloyd watched them speak from the back of his golden dragon, expression blank. His purpose was fulfilled. He had no place here.

Not that he did to begin with.

He was about to leave when he spotted the rubble nearby move and some one with gray hair pulled themself out. He paused before flying over there, making his golden dragon disappear and landed on his feet.

“Are you ok?” He asked the person who looked up at him and smiled.

“Lloyd, my son.” They spoke and Lloyd's eyes widened, knowing that voice anywhere.

“Dad? Is that you?” Lloyd asked in awe, looking him over in shock and Garmadon did the same.

“The Devour's venom… It's… Gone…” Garmadon says in awe before smiling as his son hugged him tight, his heartfelt 'dad’ muffled into his shoulder. “It's me son. I'm here.” He whispered, hugging him back before he spotted the others not too far away from the side of the huge boulder they were standing behind.

He made up his mind then.

“Let's leave before they notice.” He told his son seriously and he looked wide eyed in shock.

“Leave? To where?” Lloyd asked, a little confused but gradually found himself getting more and more eager.

“Away from this place, away from the ninja, away from my brother and… And away from your mother.” Garmadon told him, placing his hands on his shoulders. “For all they know, we haven't made it. They won't come searching for us and I can finally protect you. I can finally keep you safe. Will you come with me?” He asked his son and Lloyd glanced back at the others.

The only thing that had him hesitating was the true friends he'd leave behind. But his answer was already set. He looked back to his father before nodding. He would follow his father anywhere now that he wasn't needed. He would miss the others but if he could get away from the ninja and his so called family for his real family then… He would take the chance.

“Thank you.” Garmadon whispered, pulling him into a tight hug before taking him by the arm. “Let's go.” He says before they took off, sneaking their way towards the city, staying out of sight of the others by keeping the boulders between them.

Lloyd looked back once more and his eyes widened once he found Nya looking directly at him with wide eyes. She stared for a moment before smiling.

'Go.’ She mouthed and Lloyd's eyes filled with tears.

“What has you so happy?” Jay asked, moving to turn around and Nya panicked a little.

“Nothing! Just-” She grabbed him by the cheeks and kissed him, making everyone else cheer as she kept her eyes on Lloyd and his father, only pulling back when they disappeared into the city.

'Gross…’ She thought, forcing a smile as Jay smiled widely at her, a flush in his cheeks.

She could never love someone so cruel and heartless.

At least Lloyd is safe now….

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Part 4

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(Basically Garmadon still opens his monastery but no-one knows about it and Lloyd lives there with has dad, learning his self worth again. The Overlord let it slip on his return that Lloyd was still very much alive and the ninja stumble across the Monastery while escaping. They try to guilt trip him into fighting him but Garmadon took him and got lost instead. Rebooted unravels the same way and Tournament of elements is where they do manage to guilt trip them into helping them save Zane and Garmadon ain't about to leave his babie boi with those jerks so he tags along. Ze end! Hope you liked it!)

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Comic Girls - Episode 06

Aaaargh. Bureaucracy makes one’s life a living hell. But, phone calls made. Now I just have to…make more of them tomorrow. …Great. Just…Just great. Anyways how about that anime? It’s Comic Girls, episode 06! Here we GO!

-We begin with…A blood moon rising once again! Be careful, Kaos! Wait, am I even in the right show? …Yes. So Kaos is in the baths, when she has a newtype flash of insight about her manga. She has it! She…She…She just saw someone out there! Hanging from a noose?! KYAAAAAH

-So tiny Kaos screaming causes the others to come running, and they see Kaos as nude and tiny as the day she was born but also Koyume doesn’t see…Oh god.

-Oh god she’s coming! SHE’S REAL

-Opening! Complete with an intense mood whiplash from the legit horror.

-So Koyume and Kaos come out to look more thoroughly, and can’t find a damn thing…It was probably just a trick of the light. Better to write it off and just get some ice cream. Though Kaos is still pretty freaked out of possibly seeing an evil spirit.

-And then as they’re in the house, the sky turns red, and the Ringu ghost is upon them again! Kaos goes FULL PANIC and hides behind Koyume, as the terrifying ghost girl steps forward and Kaos ends up fleeing into Ruki’s room because A GHOST IS TRYING TO KILL HER! With all black hair in a white dress and you can’t see her face and AAAAAH

-Okay, okay, calm down, it was probably nothing…Wait where’s Koyume?

-Koyume screams! SHE’S BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GHOST

-Wait Koyume is friends with the ghost! THIS MIGHT BE EVEN WORSE!

-Actually know this is just the spooky goth Fuura-senpai. Fur Suzu, a horror specialist. Who has come back to the dorm to see her dear friends! And she is fascinated by little Kaos’s excellent screams. …Kaos is no less terrified now that she knows Suzu is made of meat. Especially when Suzu comments about her lovely long hair and how it’s said that long hair connotes spiritual strength, and oh the ghosts would love you, aaaand there’s our episode title. Suzu, I think you broke Kaos. Also, Koyume is way too into being snuggled by this spookily cold goth if it means relief from the summer heat. But then, Koyume’s middle name is “way too into”.

-New day! Kaos is trying to think in the stark light of morning, and figure out how to avoid Suzu. OH GOD SHE’S RIGHT THERE. Apparently Suzu actively likes to sneak up behind people when they’re using a mirror just to fuck with them.

-And later, she brings by cookies. In the shape of skulls and severed parts. Or later, she brings by a skeleton! And a mouth full of fake blood. Oh wait, I’m sorry, it’s a dessert treat made to look like fresh gory brain. That’s much less freaky.

-And she puts Kaos to work, posing her with Mr. Bones. Kaos wants off the ride, but Suzu is loving her screams and it’s making such good poses! Aaand then she passes out. Which is about when Ruki and Tsubasa come to the rescue, and Tsubasa has what I am certain are costume prayer beads bought at an anime convention, as she just babbles good sounding words and Suzu is kind of enjoying the idea of Tsubasa purifying and exorcising her.

-Tsubasa please quit turning the spooky goth more gay. You’re causing a ruckus.

-So while she has Suzu pinned, everyone get Kaos out of here! NOW! So eventually Kaos is sobbing into Ruki’s lap as they hide out in Ruki and Tsubasa’s room. But Suzu has taken a liking to Kaos’s screaming and panic. How can they fix this…Ruki, you had to deal with her when you were here, right?

-…Right. Even when sleeping. Or bathing. Or trying to hide. Suzu was always there, always on her like a problematic moral lesson in a slasher movie. She eventually ended up putting the horror of it into her dark romance miniseries The Stalker’s Wife, just to clear her head…But Kaos doesn’t even have the brain-juice to do that. She’s just cowering, terrified, in the corner. So there’s only one way to ditch Suzu…and it’s to make her feel bored. She’ll leave you alone once you’re no longer a fun toy.

-So as night falls, they barricade the door to Ruki and Tsubasa’s room, and prepare to make their grand last stand…The skies turn black, and then to red, as the blood moon rises once again. Furious red rain comes down, and scarlet lightning splits the sky, as Suzu comes seeking her prize! She bangs on the door, demanding her Kaos-chan…

-When a bolt of lightning strikes close enough for the thunder to be deafening, and Suzu panics, screaming as a woman possessed to let her in! She’s terrified of the thunder! Terrified and lonely…Lost without her own roommate, who got out of the game…So alone…So cold and alone…!

-The wind breaks the window, Suzu’s fingers pierce the rice-paper door, and basically everyone just starts screaming at each other. But some real earnestness comes out of Suzu, who knows she’s weird, knows people are afraid of her, and she’s so very alone because of it…

-And Kaos, suddenly feels a flash of empathy. She knows that fate all too well. She knows exactly what it is, as she slams open the door, standing before the crying Suzu…Who then promptly steals her away into darkness. Dammit Kaos, you’re too kindhearted.

-Also she notices how big Suzu’s chest is, and dammit Kaos, you’re too thirsty. But as the lights come on, and the wind clears Suzu’s hair out of her eyes, Kaos sees not a terrifying spooky goth, but an adorable goth-girl who she kind of wants to fuck. Well shit.

-New day! Kaos and Koyume are trying to get to know Suzu better and more calmly in the light of day…And Suzu is finding all this normalcy a bit overwhelming. While Ruki works, and reflects on how Kaos just seems to have a way to bring out the vulnerability in otherwise mature girls…Feeling like you have a rival? No, nooooo, nnno! Shut up. Uh uh. Sure thing. She’s just glad that Suzu has someone who gets her…

-SUDDENLY SUZU IN THE MIRROR

-Ruki screams.

-Episode 06: I’ll Go Shave All My Hair Off!

-Another new day. With another face. It’s…Ah haaaaa. The cosplayer from before, Miharu! Who’s not one of the editors, but their beautiful teacher lady! Her secret otaku life is still safe! And now she’s going to head out.

-Cut to the dorm, where Tsubasa got like zero sleep. She went up in the readership rankings, which is good, but also more pressure, and she doesn’t know what changed…And if she falls asleep in class, oh, it’ll be the worst.

-To school, where the girls run into their stern but beautiful Nijino-sensei and Kaos is letting her thirst overwhelm her nerves. …Dammit Kaos. She even drew a cute and beautiful teacher based on Nijino-sensei…Who hears them whispering about something, and did she hear her name? Oh god, they know her secret! They know she’s a secret otaku! Basement dwelling trash! A weirdo! A real freak! She hides, and tries to listen in…

-As the girls critique Kaos’s new character design and try to figure out how to give it that last little pop. You’re going for cute, but she needs a bit of that gap moe. A little splash of something different between how she presents herself and how she really is…Ruki’s mind goes to the erotic, like she’s super serious but secretly wears sexy lingerie! And Miharu hears that and just goes beet red. WHAT WERE YOU GIRLS TALING ABOUT???

-Okay, class. Calm down, Miharu. Just teach the girls like normal. Just teach your class. Just teach the girls and every…Tsubasa is already asleep. At least PRETEND to be here to learn! And so she hauls Tsubasa out into the hall, to ask why she’s so very tired…Of course, Miharu is suspecting it’s late night otaku behavior. And Tsubasa cannot, possibly, ever, admit that she’s drawing manga. Are you staying up late at night, Tsubasa? Um, well, er, you see…

-And finally, Koyume leaps out into the crossfire to try and save her senpai, and tries to take responsibility! Koyume you’re not even in this class.

-By lunchtime, Tsubasa’s trying to wake up with caffeinated drinks, and they’re trying to figure out a plan that doesn’t involve admitting that Tsubasa draws manga for a living. …Also Kaos please put your thirst away and focus. I swear to god getting this girl to function is like dragging a dog away from a boneyard, full of squirrels, that are made of bacon. The metaphor kind of got lost there.

-But Tsubasa has no options. Not least because Wing V must be kept secret. None can know that Wing V is just a high school girl who grew up reading Jump…Also everyone quietly realizes that Tsubasa actually still thinks that pen name sounds cool. Oh god she’s a dork. Look, at least stay awake through the next class, okay?

-And Tsubasa tries to stay awake…by…drawing instead of working or taking notes. Which Nijino-sensei finds! Oh god it’s all over! They’re doomed! They’re all going to be expelled or forced to quit their jobs or BOTH! And Nijino-sensei, at the end of class, doesn’t just take Tsubasa aside, but all the way out…to…the…roof?! This looks less like a scolding and more like a confession, Nijino-sensei. And out here, she wants to know, very seriously…

-Are you also a fan of The Dark Hero?! Wait what now. Miharu’s been a fan since the very first chapter! She’s a huge fan of Wing V’s work! And this…This is so good it almost looks official! …Yes. Fan. Fan of Wing V. Exactly. That’s it. What do you like about The Dark Hero, Nijino-sensei? It’s the art, and the story, and the cute protagonist! …Cute, not cool and badass?

-Yes, he’s like a spunky little brat, but he’s got such a good heart despite his acting out, she just wants to discipline him and clean him up into her own little handsome man! Wait you didn’t hear that. So Tsubasa had never considered this layer of appeal to her hero, but also Miharu asks if Tsubasa ever goes to fan events and stuff. Um, well, you see…

-And that’s when Kaos comes and runs out, and…Reveals that Tsubasa is…Is…!

-Oh shit I thought it would be like some fakeout. No she really just straight up revealed that Tsubasa IS Wing V! …Miharu doesn’t take it well. In fact, she rolls to disbelieve. She refuses to accept this possibility! But with no option left but the truth, Tsubasa reveals her manuscript she was working on just this morning…

-And Miharu is overwhelmed by its brilliance! To see the raw work of her favorite mangaka before her very eyes, here, at this school! To be standing before greatness! She is humbled, to her very knees to beg forgiveness! And she can only ask, if Tsubasa was there for the anime event at the amusement park last week…

-Nnno. She just happened to go to the park that day to, you know, go to the park. OH GOD MIHARU’S SECRET IS SAFE. And Tsubasa has to admit that she can’t ever go to that stuff. So many people think Wing V is an older man, since she pulls on such classic tropes and styles, and so she’s got to hide herself for now. So, please keep her identity secret. …But…It really, really was something special, to actually stand before a fan.

-And Kaos is watching the whole thing and sees the gap moe she was looking for! She can USE this! Also soon all the secrets are out. Well, some of the secrets. Nijino-sensei gets to learn they all draw manga, though I imagine not what, say, Ruki does. I don’t think her heart could take discovering that she has Wing V and Big Boob <3 Himeko in her class. And she hears they all, live in a dorm together…wait…wait wait wait.

-That night she calls her good friend who runs an artist’s dorm and THREE OF YOUR GIRLS ARE HER STUDENTS YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING! She could have, well, not gone easy on them, but…The point is you should’ve told her!

-To Kaos’s latest submission meeting. Where she has a pitch built entirely on gap moe, on girls who are far more gentle and kind than their various intimidating demeanors would depict! From the spooky but cute ghost girl, to the stern teacher who’s a secret fan of cutesy shonen manga. These are great characters…Where’s the story go?

-Story?

-…Keep working on this and come back next time, kiddo. ababababa

-Credits! WITH SPOOKY SUZU HIDING IN THE BACKGROUND THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN BE CAREFUL KAOS

Oh, that was fun. That was ridiculous fun. Suzu is incredibly spooky…And is going to be in the next episode OH SHIT MORE SPOOKY GOTH. …Hell yeah. Look forward to that next time, in episode SEVEN of Comic Girls! Wait for it!