#is this u

[deadontheweb3]

I just stubbed my toe :c

oh no :c

here u go

[polishcaterer]

"I'm number one." (from dad asparagus)

"I'm number two," Oscar conceded, tears filling his eyes.

[eulchu]

this is for real the only fandom where two guys can be staying together for a week alone together and we experience one trying to wake the other up and not wanting to get out of bed suspiciously very soon after he said he was trying to get the other up and hear how giggly they are when one is trying to cheat by looking at the others screen irl and people can claim they don’t hang out/talk even though we’re coming off a ton of proof. like no wonder we’re always voted the worst fandom everyone is so fucking stupid

HEAR HEAR

[pro-skater-roxas]

@mahouwoageru

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[slasheru]

hello again (bill clinton limewire voice) my fellow americans

There are a few states that actually have Shield/Refuge laws designed to help trans people fleeing from trans-unsafe states, which also guarantee trans folks access to healthcare. These states are:

California

Colorado

Illinois

Oregon

Vermont

Washington

Minnesota

New Mexico

Maine

Massachusetts

Rhode Island

Connecticut

Washington D.C.

Additionally, some states have "trans sanctuary" executive orders signifying safety for trans folks seeking healthcare. These states are:

Maryland

New Jersey

New York

Living as a resident in these states means you are protected by state's rights and state government to continue or begin receiving trans healthcare. These laws have been codified in their states so everything has been a-ok'd by their state governments.

Stay alive. You got this. I love you.

[cowabungholio]

@portmantaur

Shark Ouroboros

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[princesscas]

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

[murdleandmarot]

@toki-toro

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[omatoxin]

fish song