#is this objectum?

[shadowbrightshine]

Oh man I just found the little device that opened the doors to all of my modern day life.

This baby. For a long time it had no way to connect to the internet and was locked down. It was the white play phone. A mini tablet for games.

One day I tried youtube and it worked.

Then one day I used data from my grandma in the car on a trip and discovered rainamator and his minecraft animations. Found a new band.

From there I watched Kelly royal family rp. I watched gacha life. I stumbled upon cinemaresins and the brony fandom.

I also lied to my parents about it sometimes. Every night I would hide my phone on a shelf and stay up watching YouTube. I watched fnaf minecraft rp, I watched mlp analysis, I watched so much gacha life, I watched a ton of stuff.

And I found creepypasta. I watched gacha life creepypasta, I watched speed paint stories. I watched comic dubs.

And I started writing, I wrote mlp fanfiction about derpy and my half reformed changling oc who fed on positive emotions. They were on the big mail trip, a multi week mail route across equestria and beyond. I wrote my first original story called Cake.

I wrote scripts for gacha life videos I wasn't allowed to make.

I stayed up late every night watching YouTube on my secret internet phone.

I found fanfiction and learned to read tags because of one that still haunts me like a traumatic memory.

This thing was falling apart. It was too old, the buttons fell out and I desperately taped them back on multiple times.

It was cracked from falling from my loft bed.

It could barely turn on.

It was my portal to the world beyond my town. White phone was my window into the internet soul. My secret guilt of lying to my parents. A constant little weight in my mind, even though it's so light to hold. It showed me the worst of what can be (that isn't like live leak gore) and what the best of a friendship can lead to.

It's why I'm here right now.

I haven't used it since I was 14.

It's been sitting, untouched but not thrown away, from bin to bin and closet to shelf for 5 years.

I don't know why no one tossed it yet.

Thank you, White Phone, for giving me the world.

[emeraldwhale]

while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

[softmachin3]

some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[leidensygdom]

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

[smash-or-pass-objects]

[robo-bozo7125]

i think eating one of these would fix my problems

[dimenussy]

i've seen some posts floating around about people being confused as to what classifies as robotfucking and to what degree so i decided to take a crack at it and made this chart inspired by the infamous furry chart

[objektum]

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

[telephonekisser]

okay we've got forcemasc and forcefem what about forcemachine. forcetech? i'm gonna turn you into an angel made of steel and electricity and you're gonna fuckin like it.

[gonzosslaughterhouse]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

[mechabite]

🎵 i have no mouth and i must kiss ❤️