#is this movie objectively good? lol. is this movie morally good? hahahaha. DOES THIS MOVIE HAVE A SICK ASS SHARK? YEAHHH!!!!!!!
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i would die for the shark in under paris but that's probably unnecessary to say considering she'd kill me without hesitation. icon. keep killing bestie i love the way you snack on humans you are a star
#THE ENDING#YESSSSSSSS#SHE WINS <3#the shark has my entire heart#go be free!!!!#under paris#Sous la Seine#is this movie objectively good? lol. is this movie morally good? hahahaha. DOES THIS MOVIE HAVE A SICK ASS SHARK? YEAHHH!!!!!!!#IS IT FUN??? YESSS!!!! SHE KILLS. SHE HAS BABIES BY HERSELF. SHE OWNS PARIS. I LOVE HER.#and she killed the fucking dumbass that caused it to turn into a proper massacre#absolutely incredible work#i think she should be the new mayor#a very odd police scene even by cop positive standards imo but ignore that for the SHARK#she's. incredible. i. fucking. LOVE HER.#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#god when she ate those people. fucked up all that shit. when the army made it worse. yesssss#she deserves a medal#i adore her
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Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S20 (Pt. 3)
I wonder if going after Karinâs Tsukuyomi bulb was happenstance or whether Tobirama went âI smell an Uzumakiâ and had at it
âJust be quiet for a bitâ How dare you speak to your father this way Sasuke, Kakashi does nothing but love you
âEVERYONE WILL OWN A DOG. GO GET A DOG, HOKAGEâS DECREE!â youâve got my vote, Kiba
Mirai as a baby is an absolute unit and I love it
Shikamaru, getting down on one knee in front of Temari: Will you not marry me?
You know what. All these dreams are extremely realistic. I buy it. A teenage boy would totally dream about kicking his friendsâ asses for fun even if he had the opportunity to do anything in the world. 10/10 believabilityÂ
Sai dreams about being told he has a nice smile and being twirled around by Naruto my boooooy đđđđđđ
â[My Sasori transformer] will be the guardian deity of the Sandâ Kankuro pls
Omg Temariâs dream is so cute she wants her little brothers to need her
God the fact Gaaraâs dream is about having a happy childhood PICK UP THE PHONE RASA I JUST NEED TO TALK
âMadara, donât you dare talk about the Uchiha. The only one who has that right, is my big brother.â But he did... murder them, Sasuke. That is a thing that happened. My dear. My dude. He done did it. Â
Having read Itachi Shinden none of this should be shocking but FUGAKU REALLY YOUR SON IS FOUR WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
âListen Itachi, never forget this sightâ well he sure wonât now that youâve given him CHILD PTSD FUGAKU
âWe finally have peace, and we must do our best to maintain itâ Hmmm.... must you, Fugaku? Is that a thing you must do?
âWhat is life, anyway?â Damn my existential dread didnât kick in at least until I was in school, Itachi
Sasuke was such a weird-looking newborn I love him
I wonder how the English dub will deal with the mild implications of inc/est between Itachi and Izumi
Please Mikoto your son is like 6 why are you having him babysit
God I am so used to every version of Itachi having the voice of a grownass man that hearing a child-like voice even when he is 6 is almost off-putting lmao
Full offence Obito but why do you have to be such a little bitch
âOh good, I knew that youâd be alrightâ HEâS 6 FUGAKU
Why is Naruto just sitting in a basket on top of his fatherâs grave??? Who let you do this? Hiruzen what is wrong with you??
âIâm glad that you didnât dieâ an accurate representation of Itachiâs social skills at all ages
DFhsdjfhkdsjhfk I love that Itachi has accidentally become these kidsâ leaderÂ
AHHHHH I guess thatâs Hana next to Itachi I wanna see the cat ninja and dog ninja fightÂ
âIf the fighting can be stopped, Iâd like to stop itâ Shisui <3Â
Itachiâs sweet tooth is so goddamn cute ahhhh what a little nerd
Hhgfkhjfhl SASUKEâS PAW ENCYCLOPEDIA THE PREQUEL THIS IS WHAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED
âI mean, [ladies] are cluelessâ âHow dare you insult my womanâ Turns out the alcohol this cat was drinking was Respect Women Juice
God I love Minazuki-sensei heâs such a mess
âNo they blew away in the windâ guess Itachi hasnât picked up his snitching tendencies yet lmao
Baby Sasuke has acquired a younger voice too I guess. It is real late in the game to be establishing these lmao
Obito. Iâm. Stop???? Please. Is this how Kakashi felt during the war
God I love Shisui the tiny ninja detective they really have left off some of the cooler aspects of being a shinobi in all the wild and flashy jutsu like during the Land of Waves arc when Kakashi kept noticing relatively mundane clues
âShisui picked up on how I felt right from the beginningâ welcome to empathy Itachi
âIâll hand this intel over to Lord Hokage, and he will deliver a just and fair judgmentâ I like this ANBU vs. ROOT dichotomy but bold of you to assume Hiruzen wonât ultimately let Danzo do whatever he wants lol
Damn what the shit how does Shisui know who the foundation already isnât he like 12Â
The animation of this arc is nice but also so weird they really did make Itachi and Shisuiâs eyes like half of their face
These wholeass adults getting between by two prepubescents lmaoÂ
âA teleportation jutsu has no massâ wait WHAT I have so many questions Shisui what does that MEANÂ
âI want to you to think of me as your older brotherâ HELL YEAH HE DOES
Ffgdfkghkjh what an abrupt voice change between age 8 and 11 Itachi
How many times have they animated these same goddamn Itachi scenesÂ
Holy shit itâs like they tried to tell the story of the Itachi Shinden novels and then got bored halfway through gfkhgfkhgkjh
âIâm exhaAAAUsted from my missionâ Itachi pls why say it like that
âYou have the Mangekyo as well?â Fugaku had a friend???? Unrealistic. Blocked
THEY KIDNAPPED NARUTO??? I DONâT REMEMBER THIS IN ITACHI SHINDEN
Genjutsu but I donât remember that either ?!?!?! Doesnât Fugaku spend all of Itachi Shinden being emotionally distant and sending Itachi mixed moral messages
Who is the Fugaku hater on this storyboard staff lmao Iâm crying
I have a lot of thoughts about this art direction honestly why is everything in the shadows why are the character models so weird why is Itachi suddenly outside in the lightning for his murder discussion meeting instead of inside the council room if you had to shout over lightning people could hear youÂ
âI challenge you to the high jumpâ âYouâre no match for meâ Sasuke youâre the most obnoxious seven-year-old in the world I love it
âThereâs something that Iâd like you to help me withâ a very casual opener when youâre proposing the murder of your entire clan but okay
They really leaned into the horror movie aesthetic huh fair enoughÂ
I have some objections to register about Izumiâs death like both options are weird but at least in Itachi Shinden she wasnât humiliated by Obito begging for Itachi to save her she had a degree of awareness and it was an impactful if strange scene
FUCK THE TOBI VOICE I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT IâM WHEEZING
Cute new ED but also the idea of Tobirama giving anyone a fistbump amuses me immenselyÂ
âWho wouldâve thought that that scuzzy bearded jerk wouldâve been able to use a taijutsu like thatâ RUDE but also âscuzzyâ jhfjghkjhfgj
Omg thatâs so funny they literally gave the former owner of Zabuzaâs blade the same voice
This doesnât make any fucking sense how could Juzo have the executionerâs blade when Zabuza would be like 21 when Itachi was 13 oh my godÂ
âThe Hidden Mist doesnât keep any prisonersâ unsurprising but interesting
Is this meant to imply that Juzo is killed and then Zabuza immediately finds the sword and starts a coup because thatâs hilarious
Wait how does them fighting the Mizukage make any sense isnât Yagura under Obitoâs control lmao who wrote this
Did Itachi just.... accidentally cripple the Mizukage omg [Zabuza screams in the distance]
Hahahaha I know itâs supposed to be evil but itâs really funny that Kakuzu killed his partner for being too slow
âI wouldnât know how to cater to your moodsâ kjfhgkdhfgjh Kakuzu just got wrecked by a thirteen-year-old LMAOÂ
âIâm not sure what to do with you... whether to kill you right now or find a way to use youâ KILL OROCHIMARU, ITACHI, ITâS GONNA SAVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLEÂ
Why the hell would Kabuto be hanging out near the Akatsuki anyway isnât he in a long term infiltration of the Leaf Village lmao or can Orochimaru summon him like a snake
On what basis does Pain decide these partnerships did Kisame and Sasori take a babysitting course or smth
The cutaway without the âThis... is artâ scene is almost funnier because it implies Itachi just had to flash his eyes at Deidara and Deidara was like, âHELLO AKATSUKI I AM HEREâ
âI wouldnât mind giving you a taste of my artâ [insert ninja sex joke about Deidaraâs mouth hands here]
Deidara really should not be old enough to be here by this point in the narrative but this entire arc has been wacky timeline wise
Man it must be fucked up to fight a puppet version of your own corpse
âWhat I really wanted... was to get a hold of Itachiâs bodyâ you are the definition of stranger danger Orochimaru
From what I remember the video games had Kakuzu and Orochimaru approaching Hidan and not Konan and Itachi but Iâm game for any Orochimaru erasure lmao
 Iâm pretty sure all of that blood was Hidanâs?? World-building whomst
âHe licked Kakuzuâs bloodâ did he though?? Show me his wound Itachi
OMG theyâre really heavy-handed with Leaf!Itachi as if we did not just watch a bunch of episodes of Itachi caring about his village like honestly look at this:
Kisame: So even you have feelings for your birthplace, is that it?
Itachi: No. Not at all. [Sasuke, I hope that youâre safe.]Â
(Me too Itachi đđđđđđđ)
âItâs been a long time... Saaasukeâ could you say his name a little less weirdly please Itachi
You really canât get mad at Kakashi for teaching Sasuke chidori Itachi like maybe if you would murder less people Kakashi would feel a little less overprotective
God was the only point of animating and voicing these scenes again so that Itachi could mentally apologize every twelve seconds? You know what fair enough, anxiety and depression be like that sometimes
âYou still have people whoâll protect youâ Oh plot twist Itachi was actually writing a âNiceâ list instead of a âNaughtyâ list and Kakashi, Jiraiya and Naruto are all on it
Oh yeah I kind of forgot that this was all supposed to be like a 5 minute span for Sasukeâs flashback of Itachiâs entire life lmao
You know.... itâs real unclear to me how Obito wakes up from his trance lmao he may not be in a cocoon but heâs certainly exposed to the light
âBe careful. Weâre surrounded on all sides by four of his shadowsâ âYeah I know thatâ Yeah, Naruto knows it, but Sasukeâs warning where the Shadow Madaras are entirely for Kakashi and Sakuraâs benefit BC HE WORRIES MY BABY BOYYYY
âThis chakra is even way stronger than Ten-Tailsâ I really heard âTentenâ there and I was like, wait what did I miss with Tenten kfhkjhgkjhg
OH GOOD ANOTHER UCHIHA FLESH MOUNTAIN JUST WHAT WE NEEDED
âTheyâre turned into White Zetsuâ I hate this nonsensical bit of world-building it made more sense and felt less weird when they were Hashirama clones like what the fuck
Oh I canât believe this is making me feel almost bad for Madara did Zetsu really edit the Uchiha Stone Tabletâs Tsukuyomi section to say âPeace Plansâ ainât that how like the CIA entraps peopleÂ
âHashirama... where did I go wrongâ Weâd need a lot more time than you have to unpack that Madara
âCountless nights passedâ I mean. Was it countless nights. Because I think it was. A couple hours. This war arc spans like two days. I have spent more human hours on this arc than theyâve spent ninja hours in this war
âI canât believe such a person existedâ neither can I Sasuke itâs almost like she was invented specifically for this arc
For real Obito no offence but like why arenât you dead it just doesnât make much sense khkjfdhkjhgkjh
Hmmm not 2 be that gal but Kaguyaâs voice is v pleasant on the earsÂ
âSorry to be so rough with you, Obitoâ Kakashi. You loving, kind, dumb bitch. He stabbed you THREE TIMES in the past two days you really owe him like -1000 apologies
âThis is also one of those times where your body just moves on its ownâ SASUKE CALLED OUT FOR LOVING HIS COMRADES
âIâve got to get to Narutoâ I love your dedication Minato but I feel as though the loss of both of your arms makes helping more difficult
Kakashi is not NEARLY as surprised about this levitation thing as he should be. I think as this point heâs just like. âThis might as well happenâ
All other things aside Kaguyaâs really fun to look at damn
Okay okay okay not to look for too much logic in this ninja show but donât both Naruto and Sasuke have Six Paths chakra why can only Naruto float is a metaphor for Sasukeâs fall from grace
âI am Kaguyaâs childâ I can only imagine a Game of Thrones-eque shadow flying out the hooha situation
âJust before the seal took hold, she gave birth to me, in order that she could be restoredâ I can only assume Kaguya fucked Bitterness and Regret and you know.... fair enough
I gotta tell you Zetsu being the primary narrator of this arc is jarring
Tenji seems kinda nice itâs a shame something terrible will probably happen to him
Say what you will about SPâs animation inconsistencies they can animate some beautiful-ass skies
âIs there anything that you desireâ Get u a man like Tenji
Fellas is it gay to sit under the stars with your handmaiden who adores you in comfortable silence
âEven now youâre not scared. That just makes me like you moreâ take a shot every time a man is Like That (bah dum tss)Â
âDo Not Touch Me,â wow Kaguya mood
I will clarify I said that BEFORE she exploded the men gkhkjfhgkhh
Tenji, that Aino lady is your subordinate are you really gonna leave her with the creepy That man u are not the man I thought you were
âJust tell him, and Iâm sure that Lord Tenji will forgive youâ to be fair Aino you couldâve elaborated u were just like âyup she killed themâ and left it at that
WOW I RESCIND ALL COMPLIMENTS TO TENJI CALM DOWN DUDE
When life gives u lemons use people as fertilizer for ur infinite lemon tree I guess
Are you telling me 1) Gamamaru has existed since the DAWN OF CHAKRA and 2) He knew all about this Tsukuyomi shit just like. Kept it on the DL. WHAT KINDA WORLD-BUILDING
Okay but for real did the Otsutsuki clan stem like.... all the clans, because thereâs the Kaguya clan (through Hamura I guess?), and the Hyuga clan definitely through Hamura, and then the Senju, Uchiha, and Uzumaki through Hagoromo like just how many people did your kids sleep with and for that matter how long ago was this
âA real talking toad! Think people would like it if we caught it and took it home?â Why are Hagoromo and Hamura the cutest things in the world this is the sibling content we deserve
âYouâre just a snake oil salesman, and not a very good oneâ oh I think I love Hamura oh no I would love a character who gets stuck on the moonÂ
Take a shot every time a woman exists to die and make a man sadÂ
âShe fell in love with the ruler of this land and in time she became pregnant with the two of youâ notice that at no point does Gamamaru say they got married can u believe Kaguya invented premarital sex
You know none of this goes against mine and Sloaneâs Kagumo theory
âHow can you see so far into a toadâs heart that clearlyâ Gamamaru and Hagoromoâs interactions are killing me
How much time has passed for Hamuraâs hair to grow that long
Hamura @ Kaguya: BROTHERS BEFORE MOTHERS
HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED FOR HAGOROMO TO DEVELOP THIS BROW RIDGE SAGE LAND TAKES A TOLLÂ
Tenji doesnât even appear in this flashback about love and betrayal itâs just Kaguya being bitter bc her gal Aino died they were in lesbians together
Every so often Iâm reminded that Kishimoto has a twin brother and I wonder what he thinks about making the twins fight
âYou enabled me to awaken the mangekyo sharingan and rinneganâ how do u even have words for those things. Didnât they just happen right this moment
Wow this is all very Little Shop of Horrors, Momma feeds the tree with people juice and in turn it wants to protect her from harm
âI split the Ten Tails into nine soulsâ SOULS? HAGOROMO CAN... JUST MAKE SOULS. COULD HE POINT AT GAMAMARU AND SAYÂ âYOU ARE TWO FROGS NOWâ AND THATâD JUST BE TRUE?
âWe wonât be that far apart,â said Hagoromo, just as his brother was about to teleport to the moon
Side note: Maybe ur crops were failing bc without the moon the tides are all out of whack and you know, the moon was apparently just invented right now
âTime passed, and so did Hagoromoâ I love this particular literary device
âTime after time Iâd approach the reincarnates of Indra and Ashuraâ okay so weâre supposed to be down for not only regular reincarnation in Naruto but Indra and Ashura ONLY BEING BORN TO THE SENJU AND UCHIHA CLANS REPEATEDLY WHAT WHO WROTE THIS
Does this mean that people Naruto and Sasuke every 50 years????Youâd think the Land of Fire would just. Get used to it
âJust with that alone, a thousands years passedâ well at least we have some idea of how much time itâs been since Kaguya era lmaoÂ
Ur telling me that this horseshit happened bc Tobirama doesnât know to leave dead bodies well enough alone
SHHHHH I PREFER THE ZETSU BEING WEIRD HASHIRAMA CLONES
This montage of Zetsu taking credit for everything Madara and Obito did is not appreciated lmao take some responsibility for your actions!!!!
Iâm gonna keep harping on this for the rest of the war honestly like where is the ACCOUNTABILITY
âSo your teen rebellion continuesâ LMAO UR NOT WRONG
âI know that this could be our last hurrah, but we gotta give it our best shotâ not much of a plan Naruto sweetheart but fair
Tag urself Iâm Kakashiâs look of despair at his hormonal students
âAnd Sasuke? Sorry that my sexy jutsu didnât workâ I was not prepared for the sincerity with which that line was delivered
The Sad Old Man⢠energy radiating off Obito is... ImmenseÂ
âWeâre all ready to dieâ R U THINKING OF RIN BC SHE WAS READY TO DIE OR BC UR READY TO SEE HER EITHER WAY ITâS SAD KAKASHI
âI want to thank you for helping me out. And for helping Sasukeâ âNo, thereâs no need to thank meâ this is the first time Obito has been right about something since the age of 13
âIâm not going to waste time on speeches,â said Obito, in the middle of a dramatic speechÂ
Minato..... how did you chop the branch.... with no hands to pick up a kunai???????? What kind of yoga contortion was involved
What I imagine the subtext of this scene to be:
Hagoromo: New old son!!!! I am dad now
Hashirama, whose dad was Butsuma: [choking back tears] Okay
Tobirama: I also hate our father
Theyâre all taking to this âdemi-god pops out of the bottom half of dead ex-comradeâ thing pretty well but to be fair theyâve had a complicated day
#ayesha liveblogs nahruto shipduden#liveblogging#ayesha talks anime#naruto series#long post#cutting it off here bc it got long#free meee eng dub
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