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me, delusional: what if alice and sam go to the institute next ep and find a fucking tape recorder
#is this likely? no#are any tape recorders that would’ve been at the institute melted and destroyed at this point? most definitely.#will i think this until proven otherwise? absolutely.#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#alice dyer#samama khalid#magnuspod#rusty quill#tmagp
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If Vegas somehow knows about Porsche’s beach dream, it’s not too much of a stretch to say he could know about his fear of ghosts. May he deliberately told Tawan to act like a creepy ghost just to terrorize Porsche
#kinnporsche#kprewatch2023#is this likely? no#is it hilarious to me? absolutely#Vegas is nothing if not creative and petty
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The Magnus Protocol drought is over, the tape recorder clicked, and i am ready for the new episode!!
note to the creator: give me Alice and Sam’s backstory, Jonathan you coward *shakes fist*
#manifesting error eye-jon monster#is this likely? no#but i want it#the tape recorder clicked!!#we are so back#i’m so excited#give me Alice and Sam’s backstory jonathan you coward#tmagp speculation#tmagp#the magpod#tma
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okay look maybe david posted that just to add on to the joke, like "haha i heard you all hate the pop-pop scene did you know it was originally 40 minutes long???" but i am a professional clown with a degree from clown school so i'm choosing to believe he a) was talking about the episode as a whole and, b) used present tense because whatever streamer he's negotiating with is letting him release a directors cut of season 2 as well. honk honk.
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Put my Taylor songs on shuffle and the first two that came up were cold as you and YOYOK so I guess those are my surprise song guesses
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the transition im crying
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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