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post this long cat.
#did somebody hear something .#kora.txt#used to be poob is gonna call you.#it seems ill advised to get rid of individual passwords like#i like 2fa but making it mandatory is exclusionary and annoyingggggg more than anything
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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#call to the void#holy shit someone was told to design it like that. to specifically include those bars#jesus fucking christ
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my best friend PROBABLY FRAUD really needs to give me space sometimes
#idk why this is so funny to me#never seen my phone label a call PROBABLY FRAUD#i've seen Scam Likely but not this
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Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :


The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️
#carmilla#sheridan le fanu#the bookshop is called “les mots a la bouche”#and i love it bc once went there asking 'do you have a novel with a jewish bi or lesbian protagonish ? if possible in fantasy'#and 5 min later i had 3 choices#anyway that is how i read the text (the holes are not bothersome) and i liked it but was frustrated by the lack of some explanations#but i talked with a friend later and they related to carmilla when outside and though it sounded like chronic ilnesses !#love having new perspectives
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
#it astounds me how willing people are to cosign any shit cops and feds say#cops literally call testifying testi-lying. because they lie so much. its normal for them and they think little of it#that ones pretty easy to source and is well known in the industry wo i wont link you but if you google it you will see lots of sources#like just google the word testilying. so many articles come up its actually sad
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in general i dont think fandom tattoos are a bad idea but i think u need to at least give yourself like a two year buffer from the end of that piece of media before you commit. like if someone told me "yeah im obsessed with hazbin hotel rn so im gonna get a hazbin hotel tattoo" id be like woah okay maybe put a pin in that idea for later. but if someone told me "yeah i read homestuck in its prime and i still love it so im gonna get a homestuck tattoo" id be like well fair enough its been like eight years. if you still like it now you'll probably still have fond memories of it in 20 years. you do you.
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#idk this was inspired by secondairyqueen#i wanted to post about deltarune but ididnt know what 😭#deltarune#deltarune chapter 3#tenna#mr ant tenna#pippins#idk what the guard guy is called#i like him going dvd mode for zoning out#art#digital art
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Falin Drawlin ^.^
#drew this during a call w luvly friends and ended up liking what came out :^)#I love women 😍😍😍😍 I love women covered in blood 😍😍😍😍 I love wo#dunmeshi fanart from me…. it’s been a while#art#drawing#digital art#fanart#my art#falin touden#falin dungeon meshi#chimera falin#falin#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi fanart#suggestive#<- nawwtttt really but better be safe ?#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon falin#dunmeshi falin#falin fanart
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btw watching movies you loved when you were younger will fix literally anything wrong with you
#im a big enough person to admit catws is still one of my favourite films ok <3 im willing to admit it still makes me go kinda crazy#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#what would 16th century catws be called. like Captain Colonies and the Soldier of Winter or smt#my doods#ok maybe it didnt cure my sickness but like i felt better. probably#10k
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It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus
#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity#but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale#i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains#if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D#however... this#it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians#like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys#fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started#they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered#mmmmm i wont rant now#biology
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one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak
#ace txt#I swear I spend like half of my phone calls with my crush on IMDb#frantically trying to keep up with the stream of actors in movies she can talk about at great length entirely extemporaneously#anyway#i love searching things#and then i leave all the tabs open on my phone bc im a demon and what if I need to know later what the flag of Arizona looks like
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What.?






(Edit: We got her folks! One more to go!!)


#imagine getting called out and your insecurities exposed just like that-#hate it when that happens 🤦#now waiting on eternal sugar and silent salt’s ���what’ moments to add to my collection#foaming at the mouth for beast lore#flicker’s rambles#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#golden cheese cookie#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#dark cacao cookie
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Hanging out with bestie
#GUYS GUSY I COOK FOR YIU GUYS#some of you might call weird but theyre like a sibling to me idk#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#pureshadow#holy shit after 30+ wip this is one that actually done#thank god its not only me think they're like siblings
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Damian giving people the nastiest reads ever for no reason at all, is so fucking funny. He's just that friend that takes it to far...
Bruce: This case at Wayne orphanage–
Damian: You know, it's disconcerting you own a building full of potential back-up Robins
Bruce:...
Stephanie: Union makes strength, Damian, we are better together
Damian: Is that why you and Tim are breaking up?
Tim:...
Bruce: I'd like you to have friends you have more in common with than killing
Damian: We have more in common than that, we all have poor relationships with our fathers too
Dick: I've been doing high-wire acts all my life, I'm the fastest in the air
Damian: You sure you're not scared of heights, Ric?
Dick: That's just mean...
Bruce: You are acting like a 10 year old heartless brat
Damian: And you were easier to look up to when you weren't around
#Like oh my god dude why are you bringing up their trauma and issues out of nowhere?!#He graduated Alfred's school of calling shit out with honors#I love him#damian wayne#dc robin#batman and robin#dick grayson#stephanie brown#tim drake#bruce wayne#dc comics
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