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Famous/Non Famous
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What do you mean heâs coming? by MediaWhore {general audiences, 15k, famous/non famous, famous!Louis, non famous!Harry, wedding au}
When Harry accepted to be his sisterâs Maid of Honour, despite how non-traditional of a choice he was, he didnât think writing a speech for the wedding reception would be this hard. Now, not only does he have less than two weeks left to find something moving and inspirational to say, but Gemma just confided in him that her old childhood best friend is going to be in attendance. The one who moved to LA and they havenât seen in fifteen years because he was too busy becoming an Academy Awards winner. But hey, no pressure. Itâs just Louis Fucking Tomlinson.
Harry is screwed.
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You Got That Somethinâ by styleandsin {not rated, 5k, popstar!Harry, famous!Harry, non famous!Louis, strangers to lovers, fluff, humour}
âHow are you? Having a good time? Got a couple of beers in? What are those?â Louis hears him ask in quick succession, the loudness of the microphone making him jump even though the screams around him have yet to cease.
âItâs vodka,â Louis says, slightly unsure.
âVodka! Oh, straight?â Harry asks, louder this time and with a growing smile.
Phoebe and Daisy have turned around to face him, huge smiles on their faces.
Fuck, this man is really going to be the death of Louis. He can physically feel his brain struggling to make his body cooperate and answer the question. He is so gay.
âNo, gay!â He shouts, immediately getting an elbow to the side by his sister.
Or, the one where Louis attends a Harry Styles concert and makes an absolute fool of himself.
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Ainât That A Kick In The Head by keysmashlesbian, wrekcingtomlinson {teen and up, 22k, ot5 friendship, side ziam, pining, angst, football player!Louis, famous!Louis, non famous!Harry}
âWell.â Niall unlocks his phone. âIt wasnât getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. SoâŠI tweeted it.â
What.
âYou tweeted it,â Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. âTo your ten thousand followers.â
Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. âYouâre a meme, Harry.â
âIâm a what?â
âA meme. Itâs like an internetââ
âI know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?â
Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isnât even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.
In which Harryâs a disaster gay who doesnât know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with âDrunk Hawaiian Guy.â
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Tired Tired Sea by MediaWhore {mature, 113k, 13 chapters, famous!Harry, non famous!Louis, remote island AU, past alcohol abuse, slow burn, friends to lovers, pining, fluff, implied smut}
As a B&B owner on the most remote of all the British Isles, Louis Tomlinson is used to spending the coldest half of the year in complete isolation, with his dog and the sea as sole companions. Until, one day, a mysterious stranger on a quest to rebuild himself rents a room for the winter.
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Pull Me Under by zarah5 {explicit, 140k, fake relationship, footballer louis!AU, famous/non famous, ot5 friendship, side ziam}
AU. As the first British footballer to come out at the prime of his career, it helps that Louis Tomlinson is in a long-term, committed relationship. Even if that relationship is fake. (Featuring Niall as Louis' favourite teammate, Liam as Louis' agent, and Zayn as Liam's boyfriend, who just happens to be good friends with one Harry Styles.)
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Wear It Like a Crown by zarah5 {explicit, 141k, 13 chapters, royalty AU, royal!Harry, ot5 involvement + friendship, side ziam, smut, angst}
AU. As part of a team of fixers hired to handle a gay scandal in Buckingham Palace, Louis expects Prince Harry to be a lot of thingsâmost notably a royally spoilt brat. Never mind that the very same Prince Harry used to star in quite a number of Louis' teenage fantasies.
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you and me, baby, we're stuck like glue by thefarawayboy | T | 2414 But they haven't made out yet. Harry really wants to make out with Louis. OR louis and harry make out for the first time. accidents happen and they end up attached. quite literally. by their braces.
two loves have i by wreckingtomlinson | T | 2711 âSo, hang on a minute.â Niall puts the pen down. âYouâre really trying to tell me that you think two people who look alike moving into the same building around the same time makes more sense than Louis cutting his hair and changing his clothes in the four days since you last saw him?â ~ or, Harry is convinced the new guy who's just moved into his apartment complex is not only hot, but has an equally hot doppelgĂ€nger.
Missed Connection by kingsofeverything | M | 2997 Harry is absolutely clueless when it comes to figuring out if other guys are into him, so he enlists his friend Niall to assist. That may or may not be a mistake.
i gotta get better! by reveries_passions | nr | 4590 harryâs sex life has been pretty nonexistent since he broke up with his last non-soulmate boyfriend. after a chance encounter with someone online, he decides to enlist them to help him out. no strings attached, obviously. or soulmates can feel each othersâ pain and harry has some kinks he wants to explore.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket? by kingsofeverything | E | 4868 Louis accuses Harry of shoplifting. Harry was definitely not shoplifting. They work it out.
Leo season by disgruntledkittenface | nr | 5324 âDidnât catch your name earlier?â he asks, tilting his head to go along with his lilting voice. âNnrg,â Nick replies smoothly, failing to meet Louisâ hand with his own as he realizes just how garbled his smooth reply actually was. He overcorrects and vaguely slaps Louisâ hand before managing to wring it in his own, much to Louisâ apparent amusement. Carefree. Confident. Over the top. Nick may be a bit of a disaster, but no one can deny the mood for Leo season suits him.
I think I'm falling (I'm falling for you) by Only_angel_28 | nr | 6817 Louis is a disaster gay on a skateboard. Harry is a beautiful, quirky stranger on a bicycle. Their first encounter really makes a splash.
Ain't That A Kick In The Head! by keysmashlesbian, wreckingtomlinson | T | 22432 âWell.â Niall unlocks his phone. âIt wasnât getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. SoâŠI tweeted it.â What. âYou tweeted it,â Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. âTo your ten thousand followers.â Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. âYouâre a meme, Harry.â âIâm a what?â âA meme. Itâs like an internetââ âI know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?â Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isnât even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs. ~ In which Harryâs a disaster gay who doesnât know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with âDrunk Hawaiian Guy.â
Heading for Limbo by kingsofeverything | E | 100866 Childhood best friends whoâve fallen in and out of touch with each other since Louisâ family moved away when they were thirteen, Harry and Louis find their paths crossing again and again. Each time, no matter how many miles apart or how many years itâs been, itâs as if no time has passed. They fall back into their easy friendship, until life intervenes and sends them on their separate ways once more. When Harry discovers some life-changing things about himself, Louis is there for him, however he needs. But itâs all temporary because Louis has plans that will move his life from New York all the way to L.A. and the distance isnât the only thing between them. The pieces of their twice broken hearts are scattered from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
#disaster gays#request#you and me baby weâre stuck like glue#thefarawayboy#two loves have i#wreckingtomlinson#missed connection#kingsofeverything#i gotta get better!#reveries_passions#Is that a candy cane in your pocket?#leo season#disgruntledkittenface#I think Iâm falling (Iâm falling for you)#Only_angel_28#Ainât That A Kick In The Head!#keysmashlesbian#heading for limbo
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under 25k larry fic rec
hi! iâm becca and i read...so much fic. these rec lists are an accumulation of fic that iâve read or reread and extra loved from 2016-now. thereâs a wide range of stuff here and i think thereâs definitely something for everyone!! i divided them up by length so you can check out all those categories below!
please make sure to read tags and warnings on all these fics!! the only things i think i can guarantee is that these are all larry, thereâs no non-con, no age play, no eating disorders, no mentions of bg, they end happy, and theyâre mostly aus. oh and theyâre all on ao3 and some are locked so youâll need an account! anyway i hope yâall enjoy!!!
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â watching the world fall by whoknows 12k
This segment has been going on long enough that Louis knows whatâs coming before James starts in on it, trying to sell him on something he knows that Louis wouldnât normally be buying. But thereâs four cameras surrounding him, and an audience watching him expectantly, so if Louis wants to continue convincing people that heâs doing just fine, heâs going to have to go along with it.
âWe have a whole host of single men backstage waiting to meet you, Louis,â James tells him. âWe want to help you find love tonight, on Late Late Live Tinder. Is this okay? Do you want to play?â
It actually kind of makes sense that his first date after the break-up is going to be just as public as said break-up. Something like coming full circle.
âAlright, James,â Louis agrees, hopping down off his stool.
âOkay, come down to the stage,â James says. Louis canât even tell whether the excitement in his voice is genuine or not. âRight now, come on down!â
â enjoy the ride by 2tiedships2 11k
âStop sulking and get up. I have a proposition to make.â
âNiall?â Louis questioned. âDo you think I should put glow in the dark stars on my ceiling?â
He looked over and found Niall giving him an unimpressed look.
âSo, no?â Louis asked. âNo stars?â
âWeâre going on a road trip,â Niall stated.
Louis looked back at his starless ceiling and waved farewell to Niall. âCool. Have fun!â
âNo, you idiot.â Niall let out a frustrated sigh. âYou, me, Liam, and Harry.â
Louis glanced over to Niall and back to the ceiling. âWhoâs Harry?â
Or the one where Louis, an omega more than tired of being treated as lesser than alphas, is forced on a road trip by his beta besties only to meet Harry who might just be the alpha he never knew he wanted.
â like to keep you laughing by kikikryslee 13k
Louis gasped. âAre you straight? Oh, I'm sorry, man. You shouldâve just told me; I wouldâve left you alone.â âNo, no, thatâs not it," Harry said. "I like guys. I definitely like guys.â âOKâŠâ âLouis, Iâm ace.â Louis snorted. âKind of full of yourself, arenât you?â --- Or, the one where Louis is a frat boy who likes to hook up and Harry is someone who doesn't hook up ever.
note: ace and aro rep bless
â say that you can see me (iâll speak up i swear) by coffeelouis (streamtpwk) 20k
âWell, itâs not like anyone really RSVPs,â Liam defends when Harry turns back to him, âNo one takes Facebook events seriously.â Harry rolls his eyes, still finding it within himself to get annoyed in his moment of panic. Liam has been complaining about the lack of accountability Facebook events have bred in their generation since their freshman year. Harry glances back to the gallery entrance. Yep, still there and moving closer.
âBut arenât you guys friends?â Harry asks, trying to convey the urgency in his tone.
âWell, I mean, I talk to him when he stops by the office for supplies sometimes,â Liam reasons, âBut I wouldnât say weâre friends, exactly. Maybe more like, friendly acquaintances?â
Harry groans. âYouâre the fucking worst.â
[or, the liberal arts COLLEGE AU where Harry knows Louis as the best friend of the boy he has been hopelessly in love with for years now and Louis knows Harry as the boy he wished would look away from Zayn long enough to notice him.]
â a fire in us by hereforlou 12k
Louis had always thought it wouldnât catch him off-guard. If he ever got his Time, he would be ready, and he would be calm, and he would make his way to wherever his soulmate waited for him and blow them away with how ready and calm he was.
When he got his Time on that Monday, years after he had stopped fantasizing about meeting his soulmate, Louis was not ready, and he was not calm. What he was was late.
(Or, the one where Harry waits and Louis worries.)
â just like the wolf before he bites by whoknows 11k
Heâs loud, Louis is, and thatâs far from unusual for him, but the volume of it still has Harry pulling back the curtain. Thereâs a half-formed thought in the back of his brain about telling Louis off, because itâs fucking half three in the morning, but then.
But then Harryâs eyes get stuck on the soft glint of Louisâ stubble in the light, and heâs making his way across the room before he even realizes it.
Louis, for his part, just tips his chin up to give Harry space and keeps talking, waving the joint in his hand around for emphasis. He doesnât even bother to greet Harry, going on with his story to his semi-rapt audience, just settles a hand in between Harryâs shoulder blades and pushes him down firmly.
Harry just. Relaxes. His eyes slip closed, pushing his entire face into that spot underneath Louisâ chin, where his hair is still growing, neat and prickly. The scent of Louisâ cologne drifts into Harryâs nose, light and fresh, and itâs calming. Comforting. His breathing syncs up with Louisâ quickly, and Harry feels so much better than he had five minutes ago he almost wants to cry.
note: iâm rewatching teen wolf so this hits different
â wine not? by multiple authors 21k
Louisâ Wine Dive is a bar run by the people for the people. Wine Styles is a boutique tasting room that caters to a more highbrow clientele. When their worlds clash on a beautiful Charleston street, one of these owners may find that an ounce of pretension doesnât stand a chance against a pound of perseverance.
â ainât that a kick in the head by multiple authors 22k
âWell.â Niall unlocks his phone. âIt wasnât getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. SoâŠI tweeted it.â
What.
âYou tweeted it,â Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. âTo your ten thousand followers.â
Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. âYouâre a meme, Harry.â
âIâm a what?â
âA meme. Itâs like an internetââ
âI know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?â
Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isnât even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.
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In which Harryâs a disaster gay who doesnât know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with âDrunk Hawaiian Guy.â
â tyger! tyger! burning bright by ryanreynolds 12k
They put on the Great British Bake Off, in a house in Donny, in England, thatâs maybe inhabited by two ghosts, two lovers, stuck in the house where they used to have a life, so far away from the time they were born in. // A Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Harry and Louis died in a fire in the late 1800's, but death isn't the end.
â for the first time by mixedfandomfics 22k
The first Harry that Louis met was at his third school in as many years, and had shoved Louisâ head into the toilet when he walked into the mens restroom. Some slurs had been used, but the whole incident was kind of blurry thanks to the concussion he got when his head hit the tile floor.
The second Harry was a TSA agent when Louis was sixteen, returning from a trip abroad. The agent had smirked at Louis passport. âLayla, huh? Should think about dressing a little more feminine, no guy is gonna want you looking like that.â
Louis doesnât want to see if âthird timeâs the charmâ applies here. Heâs finally secure in his life and happy, and he doesnât want the heartbreak if his soulmate is just another bigot that wanted Layla and not Louis. Sue him for avoiding the pain.
â all i need is oxygen (and you) by lululawrence 12k
There are only two ways to navigate Bloomfield High School: become popular or make yourself invisible.
With the help of his best mate Niall, Harryâs introduction to high school hadnât been half bad. Despite being a âbandieâ â the lowest of the low in the ancient hierarchy of high school âHarry had somehow managed to survive freshman year relatively unscathed. So naturally, Harry would have been perfectly happy to resume his position of invisible trombone player number four for the remainder of high school. But one day something drastic happened, something that would change the course of Harryâs entire existence (probably).
It was the last football game of his freshman year, and the band was back in the stands after performing a rousing rendition of Bloomfieldâs alma mater during half time. Harry was gracelessly wiping the slobber from the mouthpiece of his trombone when he saw him.
Louis Tomlinson.
Or...a High School AU where Harry is a bandie and Louis is the epitome of cool, so naturally, Harry must find a way to get his attention and win his affections.
â come together by bottomlinsons 11k
Harry and Louis slept together three weeks ago, and haven't talked.
Their coming group project is gonna change that.
â honey at seven by louiesunshine 11k
Heâs in head to toe in khaki, from the oversized shorts showing off his thin and tanned legs to the buttoned-up shirt which is hiding his true form underneath. If his muscular arms have any indication, Louis easily assumes heâs fit and toned. A dark brown leather belt ties around his slim waist. And to top it all off, the man proudly wore a safari hat on his dark wavy hair.
Unfortunately from where Louis is at, he canât get a clear view of the manâs eyes. But heâs able to see a strong jawline and a simple dimple curving his cheek. God.
Being the impatient guy that he is, he not so kindly pushes both Niall and Liam forward to speed them up.
âWelcome, guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Hop on in and watch your head. If you happen to miss your step and hit your head, then lower your voice and watch your language. This is a family attraction and weâd like to keep it that way.â
Or, where Louis goes to Disneyland for his birthday and finds himself a cute Jungle Cruise skipper.
â the switch (love is blind) by writeroffictions 13k
A Model Behavior/Princess Switch AU: Harry Styles is a doppelganger for the new face of Gucci, runway model, Dean Rose. Harry is asked to pose as him one night for an event, because the actual Dean Rose is violently ill. This leads Harry to meeting his celeb crush, Global Superstar Louis Tomlinson. Sparks fly. But are any of them real?
â fiction romance by orphan_account 18k
Harry has a type.
He likes older, sophisticated, mature men. Well-educated men. Men with life experience and passion for arts and social causes. Men who are established in their careers, who've sorted their lives out.
Niall knows this.
And so Harry can't understand why he's sat here opposite Louis Tomlinson.
A punk Louis/uni Harry blind date AU.
â under me, you by hazzafrazza (colberry) 12k
You Wonât Believe Who Was Spotted Leaving Harry Stylesâ Primrose Hill Pad! If Harry was being completely honest, it probably wasnât the best idea to be a world-renowned popstar and an infamous vigilante.
(Especially when all the comic books said never reveal your secret identity to keep your loved ones safe â which was all well and good, until Louis.)
Or: Harry wants a lot of things â fame, glory, Louis â but that last one is particularly hard to get when everyone thinks youâre dating your secret superhero alter-ego and suddenly youâve become your own worst cockblock.
â superhuman tonight by rearviewdreamer 23k
A group of young offenders doing community service get struck by lightning during a storm, and begin to develop superpowers.
â sing you butterflies by objectlesson 23k
Louis stares for a moment before some primal sympathetic force in him activates. He has to help this boy. He can hardly walk, and he seems so young (yet ageless, beyond age, like a sea turtle or a parrot or a tree or something else odd and magical), and on top of all that, he has body glitter clinging to his skin, like that roll-on stuff his sisters used to use as preteens, only pink-gold and twice as thick. Itâs, like, professional grade. Heâs also wearing grass- and dirt-stained pink silk womenâs underwear, so maybe heâs from London. Maybe heâs a drag queen who crawled all the way from a nightclub in Soho just to save Louis from his horribly mundane and woefully heterosexual neighbours out here in the middle of nowhere.
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or, Harryâs a clumsy unicorn who accidentally stomps on a witchâs garden and is turned into a human as punishment, so he wanders into a nearby village covered in glitter, still figuring out how to walk on two feet, and meets the fairy-tale-fine Louis, who has to teach him how to live as a human and stop him from eating soap.
â iâll be your love tonight by dinosaursmate 20k
âI donât know how Iâm ever going to walk away from you.â âSo donât.â Harry ran a fingertip over Louisâ thigh. âStay with me.â - It's the summer of 1999 and Louis Tomlinson has been abandoned at a house party. A dispute over Smirnoff Ice and several night buses later, Louis is unsure how he'll ever walk away from this lovely, curly-haired boy.
â carried away like butterflies by dinosaursmate 17k
âActuallyâŠâ Liam said, scratching his chin absently. âI have a friend who is moving to London soon.â âWithout anywhere to live? Who is it? Do I want them living in my home?!â âYou met him at my birthday party. Harry, from Cheshire. Remember? Really tight jeans, curly hair down to here?â Realisation dawned on Louis, staring at Liam who was gesturing round about his nipples. Did he remember Harry? Did he remember Harry? He remembered Harryâs square front teeth biting into his collarbone, and he remembered Harry moaning, loud and obscene with no provocation. He remembered Harry dropping to his knees at the edge of the bed and roughly pulling Louis closer. He remembered, vividly, Harryâs lovely plump lips wrapping around his- âLou?â âUh- what?â Louis said, startled. âOh, yeah. Um, I think I remember him.â - It was probably a huge mistake for Louis to let his former One Night Stand move into his spare room, especially when said One Night Stand doesn't seem to remember him.
â head head heart by turnyourankle 12k
After Dunkirk has wrapped filming, Harry struggles with his inability to reach subspace. He tries taking the matter in his own hands before Louis intervenes with a plan of his own.
â i got my eyes on you (youâre everything that i see) by balanceds 11k
âItâs not a secret, right, Harry? All of his friends seem to know--â
Harry slumps down and starts methodically banging his head against his newsroom desk. âNiall, it is a secret from him because I have spoken a total of ten fucking words to Louis Tomlinson and also he is incredibly out of my league and probably fucking straight as well!â
Or: Harry's a first-year on the school newspaper, assigned to cover the terrible men's first football team. Louis Tomlinson is the team's star defender. Harry pays significantly more attention to Louis's arse than to writing real columns. Pretty soon, everyone notices. It takes Louis the longest.
â then we kiss (all i wanna do is have a good time) by orphan_account 24k
Harry shuffles further into the room, timidly taking a seat on one of the chairs set in front of Louisâ table. He keeps his eyes on the floor, fumbling for words. âSorry, Iâm justâitâs just that Iâm a bit nervous. And, uh, I wasnât really expecting for you to look soââ he cuts himself off, just in time to keep himself from saying beautiful.
âYoung?â Louis guesses, and Harry just nods, going along with it. âYeah, donât worry. I get that a lot, mate. People donât really expect you to be head writer at twenty-nine. They think to get the job you have to be in your forties, or something.â
So a five-year age gap. Cool.
(harry is a potential new writer for a comedy show. louis is his kind-of boss. they flirt. stuff happens.)
â other habits (make your pleasure your pains) by jtsbbsps_dk 19k
Freaky Friday High School AU.
Wherein Harry just wanted to have lunch with his older sister, Cal sells ice cream, Gemma has a test, Anne thinks she knows (she really doesnât) and Fate plays match maker, because no one puts her ship off course. Louis just tries to help out his best friend's little brother while dealing with a metaphorical butterfly invasion.
â the boy in the pikachu pants by mrsstylinson 20k
Louis stars as the bumbling idiot who's only a bumbling idiot around Harry. Harry stars as the charming bastard who steals his heart completely. They meet in the middle of a hallway with Louis in a state of considerable undress, singing Destiny's Child at the top of his lungs. Somehow that seals it for Harry. This is the boy he was always meant to fall in love with. Louis feels the same, only slightly more defeatist. It takes them a while to figure things out.
â all the small things by kitundercover 20k
AU. Harry is five inches tall and can't remember how he got that way, but maybe with Louis' help they can work it out. ---
Louis stares. âYouâre five inches tall,â he says finally.
âI am about that.â The tiny man agrees.
âYouâve been making strange noises and scaring the shit out of me.â
âIâm sorry.â The tiny man winces.
âYouâve been breaking my things.â
âNot on purpose.â
That voice is disconcertingly deep, and Louis keeps wanting to look up and find the fully grown person that it must surely be coming from. He takes a deep breath and moves onto the next impossible point.
âYouâve been riding my rabbit,â he says.
â like two softened shoes by marie24 14k
He sets his laptop on the bed, backing away and running his hands repeatedly through his curls. Okay. This is okay. This is fine. This is not real.
Will peeks his head around the door frame.
âUh, everything okay in here?â
Harry tries to keep his breathing under control. âYeah!â he says. âItâs, um, everythingâs fine!â He can hear himself talking really loudly. Will looks doubtful.
âAre you sure? Because it really seems like -â
Harry barks out a laugh, cutting him off. âOkay! So this is going to sound really strange. But.â He looks at Will, with the same shiny fringe, blue, blue eyes, and sharp cheekbones heâd been writing about the whole last week. He worries his lip frantically between his teeth. âUm. I think I⊠I think I⊠wrote you?â
Or, Harry is a writer who gets through his writerâs block by pouring his feelings for his best friend Louis into a character. A few days later, the character lands in his bed, three dimensional and with no idea how to get back where he came from. He turns out to be very inconvenient for keeping Harryâs feelings to himself.
â ready to fall by whoknows 21k
âNinety and rising,â Nick says triumphantly, as though making Harryâs heartbeat pick up by thrusting an obscenely attractive person in front of his face is any kind of success. âLouis Tomlinson has just walked into our control room and suddenly our dear Harry Styles has lost all ability to speak. Could this be some kind of strange coincidence?â
âI hate you,â Harry hisses, forcing his eyes back into Nickâs direction, uncaring that the mic must have picked it up. âI thought we agreed that you were going to play fair.â
âIâm sure I have no idea what youâre talking about,â Nick denies, except heâs holding up a picture of Louisâ face now, sharp cheekbones prominent, soft lashes nearly sweeping against his cheeks as he looks down, and his fucking mouth â
âA hundred and two!â Nick crows, all but clapping his hands together in glee. âThe highest itâs ever been!â
âTo be fair, I did bend over the desk on purpose,â Louisâ voice comes crackling in the headphones. Harry practically breaks his neck whipping his head around at the sound of it, gaping at him through the glass panel. âYou canât really blame him for getting a little excited about that, can you?â
â gnossienne by pukeandcry 11k
Louis sets a challenge for himself; it gets a bit out of hand.
â tonightâs not over (come over and stay) by louistomlinsons 17k
Zayn doesnât say anything for a moment, pausing and worrying at his bottom lip. Finally, he asks, âHave you heard that Cox guy is coming out with a new song?â Louis freezes, fingers hovering over his keyboard where they had been typing his password. âNo, I hadnât,â Louis says truthfully. âWhere did you hear that?â âTell anyone this and Iâll kill you, but Iâd consider myself a big fan,â Zayn says. His face doesnât change in expression, completely serious as he admits this to Louis. âBig fan? Like run a blog and everything?â or, harry is a famous singer and louis is a student who just wants to write his novel
â a love that feels this right by dontlethimgo 14k
As always, the classic high-school rumour mill is never completely reliable. Sure, there are those stories that fly around that turn out to be trueâlike the one about Niall getting with a model at a party a few months ago (which Louis still struggles to believe)âbut this ârumourâ has so many versions, and none of them are actually right. Â
The Sixth Form AU where Louis is the footie team captain, Harry is head boy, and no one at school has any idea that the two of them are in love.
â put your head on my shoulder by wayfared 18k
Niall gives Harry until the end of marching season to either a) make a move on Louis Tomlinson or b) get the fuck over him. Either is easier said than done. Basically, your High School AU with a drum beat.
â some nights iâm scared youâll forget me by pukeandcry 15k
Zayn stifles a groan. Heâs not terribly surprised -- Harryâd been mooning over Louis since the day they met three years ago when Zayn had moved into the house next to him -- but heâd been hoping that Harry would eventually get over it and redirect his attention to someone else. This development does not bode well for that turn of events, though. (High School AU)
note: this is zaynâs pov and has a decent amount of ziall and a lot of zarry friendship if i remember!
â oh how i hate this red string of fate by calamityk 14k
Harry thought being able to see peopleâs strings die would be the worst thing about his gift, until at twenty-two he finally met the other end of his own. --------- Or that soulmate AU where Harry can see the red strings of fate that tie everyone together.
â smoke dreams from smoke rings by objectlesson 18k
âWhen I get a craving?â Louis says, âYou have to help me chase it away. Distract meâ
Oh. Harry can think of about one hundred different ways to distract Louis Tomlinson. One hundred better uses for his mouth, for example. âErm,â he squeaks, well aware of the fact that he's grinning and dimpling and blushing all at once, his whole face a suddenly mortifying warzone of transparent emotion. âHow?â
âBy hitting my arm as hard as you can,â Louis announces, holding out the arm in question. It bridges the gap between them, stiff and expectant, and Harry stares, not entirely sure if Louisâs being serious, if this is some prank that he isnât clever enough to understand, or if the promise of touching Louis under any circumstances is so titillating that he just canât process it. Louis rolls up the sleeve of his hoodie then, revealing his pale inner arm in maddening increments, pushing Harry somewhere between drooling and vomiting, he isnât sure which. He just knows that his mouth is flooded, and the barely-there ghost of Louisâs veins through his skin is the prettiest thing that heâs ever seen. âGo on, hit me,â Louis orders. âDonât be shy,â
--- or, Louis enlists Harry to help him with his bad habit.
â milkshake by speechless 13k
He's been saying it for years. He doesn't care that it makes Liam roll his eyes and Zayn sigh and Niall crack up. Lots of things he does get that kind of reaction from the boys anyway. Louis won't stop saying it, 'cause it's true. His milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard. It's a fact.
So the day he decides to get into Harry Styles' pants he says it again, when all three of his roommates are there to witness it. "I'll fuck him by the end of the month. You'll see."
â you drive me crazy (i just canât sleep) by objectlesson 19k
The first time Louis ends up in Harryâs bed is a total accident.
â happily ever after by theneverending 19k
"Itâs the Peter Pan that I work with most days. Harry got placed with us today and itâs really quite funny to watch him make starry eyes at Peter Pan from behind his camera. As if that would hide anything,â Niall claims with an eye roll, causing Harry to blush even harder.
âI didnât think youâd notice,â Harry responds lamely, suddenly becoming interested in his food again.
âHarry, when you like someone, itâs written all over your face. You just kept staring at him.â
âThatâs my job, I have to stare at him to make sure the photos come out nice.â
âYou wouldnât be getting defensive if I wasnât right,â Niall rebukes, and Harry really canât argue with that, so he lets Niall have the last word.
or, the one where louis and harry work at walt disney world, louis is a character performer for peter pan, and harry's the photographer that sometimes gets to work with him.
â like the stars that shined by butliamwhy 12k
Louis has stars in his eyes. Harry has known it since they were kids. They have their own tree, their own café booth, and so many years to fall in love. Perhaps a lifetime.
â green in the morning and blue afternoon by wildestdreams 14k
âHarry,â Louis whispered beside him.
Harry hummed, his hand coming up to stroke Louisâ back. Louis was still on top of him, his body sagging against Harryâs, heavy and warm, and Harry loved it.
âI donât think it was a one off.â
âMe either, Lou.â
or
a Friends AU.
#fic rec#one direction#larry stylinson#mine#i feel like theres quite a bit of pwp in this one hahhahaha#40 of these oh lord#fic masterpost
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The memes are hieroglyphs thing brings me so much joy because every time I imagine someone trying to understand every single meme trying to figure out 2020 levels of memeception
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BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MIGHTY ENDGAME REWATCH MEMECEPTION 2: MEMIER AND CEPTIONIER
yes i HAVE been keeping up with the rewatch but i HAVENâT been keeping up with typing up my notes from the rewatch but BOY HOWDY I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME ARENâT I.
Ok so here we go with Guardians 2 --
today we mourn the passing of an icon. farewell old marvel logo. ye shall be missed.
MISSOURI. EARTH. 1980.
so whose music taste does starlord actually have? his own? his momâs?Â
My Bossâs, in fact????
be it known that i work retail and the station we listen to is basically the guardians soundtrack which might sound neat but basically all these songs are dead to me now.
digitally enyouthened kurt russell must be mentally re en agened so i don't go mad like some sorry sucker faced with a lovecraftian horror tbh
34 YEARS LATER
which means 2014 confirmed which means we're actually watching this out of in-universe chronological order
our bad
this is the REAL opening. slipping back into their flashback ways i see.
Is groot dancing or fighting? both?
i love that all the action is out of focus, what we really want is Cute Groot Content and they know that.
âITâS THE SAME THICKNESS FROM THE INSIDE AS FROM THE OUTSIDEâ they said
in deliberate defiance of anthony tedward âyou know the story of jonah and the whale?â stark
none of this info is important or relevant
good hermit look nebula. solid hermit attire.
how does no one figure out the obvious battery thing faster? theyâre not even out of the hall when he tips his hand
awwwwhwhwhh groot
~this oneâs for the ladies~
i honestly canât remember the context for that note iâm gonna assume that peter took his shirt off
itâs worth noting that drax is actually sneaky
âi will kill youâ
all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* solid sibling interaction there.
i do love that itâs like an arcade
Just In Case You Were Wondering, The Guardians Have Not Grown Up At Alllllllllll.
sooooooooo drax going out the back -- that was the plan?
And drax is dead now, right?
and gamora?
and nebula?
and.... everyone?
BERHART
Gamora: LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!
all of us: mood.
nebula is also very bad at lying.Â
Kurt Russell is here
âyeah my name is very on the nose. Thatâs comics for ya!â
CONTRAXA
The Roommate: Thereâs something extra unsettling about robot prostitutes not sure what...
prostitute: *turns herself off*
The Roommate: Yep. itâs that.Â
thatâs extremely rude of you rocky
honestly how dare this movie make me feel feelings about yondu
The Roommate: oh hey itâs laserface
me: itâs taserface actually
The Roommate: ........ thatâs so much worse?
this carpet gag deserves more appreciation
Star-Lordâs âITâS HAPPENINGâ face is just
Yup, thatâs ur dad
Query: is Mantis one of Egoâs kids?
âwhat if this man is your hasselhoff?â
git ur daddy issues
git ur daddy issues here
hang on why was gamora so pissed if they can just grow new ship parts no problem???
Mantis is so cute but more importantly
HER EYE MAKEUP GAME IS ON! POINT!
i love rocket, always, but especially here with all the singing
but not that
nope
donât like that
Just gonna kevin mccalister this whole forest huh
these guys are also dead, yeah?
yeah.
EGOâS PLANET
good job drax excellent grasp on humility
heâs built a museum to himself here
âyes, i have a penis.â
Gamoraâs FACE here omg
what did Ego look like? pre Kurt Russell? did he go around seducing alien ladies with tentacle faces all the while looking like Kurt Russell? seems unlikely, since he can make himself look like Whatever. more likely heâs just pasted the Kurt Russell face over everything now because heâs got his Kurt Russell kid here, right?
A Very Smart Question We Never Get A Real Answer To.Â
literally the most unrealistic thing in this movie: how could anyone be mean to baby groot?
can we take a moment to acknowledge that this is all like hella hella dark?
y i k e s
Ok but if Nebula doesnât kill thanos then What Is The Point.
The Roommate: Peter and his dad play catch is so predictable iâd have felt robbed if they didnât tbh. it HAD to be in slow mo.
me: ....
me: i just thought they were throwing it real slow
we still donât have an answer here incidentally
Mantis is at least an adopted sibling then, right?
âNo Gef. Itâs Too Adorable To Kill.â
them all chanting mascot is terribly on the nose
this sequence made the full funny loop. went from funny to not funny and then pushed on through back to hilarious
They knew about the fin? and just?? Left it???
EXCELLENT use of slo mo
Yondu: Too Powerful to Live
Kraglin: Keepin it tight in those leather pants
TBF i donât even know how she WALKS in those shoes much less dances in them
The Roommate: This scene makes me sad now... given...
Me: AH GEEZE
âyou like when iâm the weak one.â
me and The Roommate: *exchange looks*Â
Me and The Roommate: *sweating*
Me and The Roommate: sheâs one of us.
Gamora: *my sister senses are tingling*
all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* Solid Sibling Interaction There.
stop giving me feelings about these characters That Is Rude
Nebula and Bucky would get along i feel
âIâM GONNA MAKE SOME WEIRD SHITâ - fandom
I love this very Non Romantic Relationship
PETER are you even LISTENING to what heâs SAYING???
aw man eyes Doing That is never a good sign
y i i i i i k e sÂ
oh hey itâs pooter
groot even pukes adorably wtf
this film gets real fast real fast actually
ego
ego thatâs gross
thatâs gross ego
Gamora: NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS HOW DARE U
âweâre familyâ
iâm sobbing
Peter goes from zero to FUCK YOUÂ in .00002 seconds i love that sm
we love this even more
for reasons.
âThat was Bein Funny.â
nOT to ME
really? all this for like? three batteries?
batteries are actually a real #theme throughout this piece arenât they.
i LOVE THIS SONG
superhero landing
âi donât fly the arrow with my head, boyâ
âyeah. i murder from the heart.â
You know, tbh yondu and gamora had to die for p much the same reason
too powerful
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y I K E S
 ugh itâs like heâs being de-Raider-ized
i just donât like it okay
i would like to thank whoever was responsible for cutting that line off mid-schmaltz
again, a+ music cue
AND IF YOU DONâT LOVE ME NOW!!
damn. iconic.
tho how dare this movie tbh
this is somehow a hard turn
NOPE DONâT CARE FOR THAT NO THANK YOU
listen this is a very sweet scene completely ruined because
DADDY
yonduâs accent? not a good enough reason to say daddy in this context
gosh i came out here to have a good time and iâm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
AND THEN THIS SHIT HOW DARE???????
[awkward sibling hug]
all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* SOLID SIBLING INTERACTION THERE.
this song is.
very rude.
Can we talk about how drax is the team dad? like. Drax is everyoneâs actual literal dad -- SLEEPY BABY GROOT
single rocket tear is too much
i say to this entire end sequence:
R U D E
these end credits are unfuckingbeatable tho
#The Mighty Pre Endgame Rewatch#gotg2#gonna try and get more of these typed and posted tomorrow#WISH ME LUCK
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18 by aclosetlarryshipper
Harry hates Golden Boy Louis and he's pretty sure the feeling's mutual. It's too bad they're forced into parenthood together during the home ec baby project.
Featuring accidental fathers, an improv performance gone wrong, and an altruistic game of spin the bottle.
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Ain't That A Kick In The Head! by lesbianharrie & wreckingtomlinsonÂ
âWell.â Niall unlocks his phone. âIt wasnât getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. SoâŠI tweeted it.â
What.
âYou tweeted it,â Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. âTo your ten thousand followers.â
Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. âYouâre a meme, Harry.â
âIâm a what?â
âA meme. Itâs like an internetââ
âI know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?â
Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isnât even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.
~
In which Harryâs a disaster gay who doesnât know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with âDrunk Hawaiian Guy.â
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All My Friends Are Here by abrighteryellowÂ
He is about to decline, though. If he has to sit through forced merriment, the least he can do is avoid participation at all costs. He is about to, but then the guy with the microphone is looking out into the crowd. Heâs saying things, too â about rules and prizes and team names. At least, Louis assumes so. He canât really hear him over the ringing in his ears.
âAlright, mate. Iâll play.â
A pub quiz has invaded Louisâs favorite dive. Fortunately, it comes with a charming host.
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all we are is a bittersweet sundown by loupancakeÂ
Sequel to chances under the purple sunrise by loupancake
After the death of Harry's father, the merman king of the Atlantic Ocean, Harry has to step up and prove his strength to be the next true king. With the company of Louis, who he's been writing letters to for three long months, they embark on a quest throughout all the oceans before the last of the late king's magic runs out.
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Caught My Attention by kassio
Reason #27 - Your one chance with a celebrity.
When he managed to stop ogling Harry's body and look up, the first thing Louis noticed was that Harryâs face was probably the most perfect face heâd ever seen. Heâd seen him in that film, but he was even better in person. Maybe it was the smile.
The second thing he noticed was that that smile was directed at him. Heâd been caught staring. Harryâs smile only widened when Louis locked horrified eyes with him. He tilted his head curiously, and his eyes flicked down Louisâ body. âWhoâs this?â
Louis had been around long enough to know when someone was checking him out. He hadnât expected to see that look from Harry fucking Styles.
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chances under the purple sunrise by loupancakeÂ
Inspired by & Based on Neon--Diamonds' Fanart âYouâve been taking my shoes?â Louis asked, scoffing. âI paid a lot for them!â
âHow unfortunate for you.â Harry smiled bitterly. He peeked over Louis, eyeing the hook that still had the worm.
The red box was open right next to him. Harry saw that inside, it had a couple of transparent containers that were filled with worms, too. He eyed Louis skeptically before nodding. âRight. Iâll give you your, erâŠ. little boats back if you let me have the tub of worms.â
A groan crawled out from Louis, his head falling back and his eyes landing up at the clear sky. âI need those.â
âTheyâre food for myself and others, not to be used as bait.â
*
Or the one where Harry is a merman, prince of the Atlantic Ocean, whose curiosity and healthy envy takes over him and he steals Louis' shoes every time he fishes.
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Enjoy The Ride by 2tiedships2Â
âStop sulking and get up. I have a proposition to make.â
âNiall?â Louis questioned. âDo you think I should put glow in the dark stars on my ceiling?â
He looked over and found Niall giving him an unimpressed look.
âSo, no?â Louis asked. âNo stars?â
âWeâre going on a road trip,â Niall stated.
Louis looked back at his starless ceiling and waved farewell to Niall. âCool. Have fun!â
âNo, you idiot.â Niall let out a frustrated sigh. âYou, me, Liam, and Harry.â
Louis glanced over to Niall and back to the ceiling. âWhoâs Harry?â
Or the one where Louis, an omega more than tired of being treated as lesser than alphas, is forced on a road trip by his beta besties only to meet Harry who might just be the alpha he never knew he wanted.
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Every Piece of You (It Just Fits Perfectly) by allwaswell16Â
Louis has settled into his job as the reigning monarchâs charity representative as well as his life as a reluctant member of the royal family, but what he wants most is for his relationship with Harry to become something more.
Harry finds himself as consumed as ever by his career as a high fashion stylist, but he vows to make more room in his life for Louis. Heâs decided heâs going to start the New Year off with a ring.
A remix of âWhy Canât It Be Like Thatâ by taggiecb that takes place one year later.
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I Didn't Fall For You (You Fucking Tripped Me) by allwaswell16Â
These days Louis tends to steer clear of dating alphas. Heâs dated too many knotheads in his time, and heâs ready to just focus on school and his friends and his pet monitor lizard, of course.
Too bad the alpha next door wonât take a hint and stop using the worst pick up lines of all time on him. Heâs really got to stop laughing with him--and talking to him and walking to class with him and letting him bring him coffee and tea and gifts for his lizard and watching Netflix together and...
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In All Its Imperfections by BriaMariaÂ
From: Louis Tomlinson To: Undisclosed Recipients
Hello!
Iâve asked the front desk and you lovely folks are the ones who are on the same level as me in the car park. I found a to-do list today that looked somewhat important because it has lines of poetry scribbled at the bottom that seemed like they might be for a card project. The stationary has a moose in a canoe at the top of it (and he is quite adorable). Let me know if itâs yours!
Cheers!
âOh. My. Fucking. God,â Harry whispered, his eyes darting over the sentences again willing them not to make sense. They did, they did make sense. âOh. My. Bloody. Fucking. God.â
The next thing he knew he was on the floor, staring at the ceiling, with a very concerned Liam hovering over his head.
"What happened, mate?" Liam asked.
Harry just pointed to his computer.
Liam bent over Harryâs desk to read the email. âWhat? This isnât bad. Is that your to-do list? Did you finally come up with the inside text for those cards?â
âLeeyum" he groaned. âItâs whatâs on the list.â
âOh,â Liam paused for a beat. âIs it dirty stuff?â
Harry nodded.
There was more silence. And then, âDirty stuff with Louis?â
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Inconceivable by alivingfireÂ
Sometimes, Harry thinks, there's something there. The spark in his belly isn't just happening to him, surely. Surely Louis feels that rush too, that blossoming heat in his blood when their fingers brush.
But no. No, Louis treats Harry like a best friendâand it's an amazing thing, so wonderful, Harry wouldn't trade his friendship with Louis for anythingâand there's no room for anything else. Not between them.
But Louis adores Niall. Itâs clear, obvious in their comfort together. Harry and Louis still have something that keeps them from that, something making things more loaded with possibility, more intense. Like magnets with the same pole, an invisible force pushing them backâmaybe thatâs Harryâs crush, a barrier keeping them apart. Louis and Niallâs friendship is easy, whatever is between Louis and Harry is something else. Weighted.
Which is fine. It's good. Niall clearly loves Louis back, so it's great.
And Harry can just keep lying to himself for the rest of eternity.
Louis and Barbara Tomlinson are twin brother and sister. Harry's in love with Louis, Niall's in love with Barbara, and they both go by Tommo. It gets a little confusing.
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Just To See That Smile by homosociallyyoursÂ
It's Coming Out Week at university, and Harry's taken on a lot of responsibilities to make everything run smoothly. Finding his roommate's boyfriend attractive is making that a bit difficult, unfortunately. It might help if he realized that said boyfriend (Louis) is really just there to help said roommate (Liam) figure out if Liam's crush (Zayn) likes him back.
But that would make things too easy.
A fic where a hastily faked relationship and a lot of miscommunication almost ruins a perfectly good dance.
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Love's On The Line, Is That Your Final Answer? by PearlyDewdropsÂ
Harry canât believe it when Louis, the boy heâs always had a tempestuous rivalry with, asks him to be his boyfriend. Well, pose as his boyfriend, that isâfor a new television game show in which young couples are quizzed on how well they know each other for a jackpot of thirty grand.
Reluctantly, Harry agreesâbecause he's got student loans to pay off, hasn't he? What's the harm? And he can totally deal with keeping his secret thing for Louis under wraps too. This is all just to win some money. It's fine. No big deal. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, everything. Obviously.
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Maybe, Baby by thoughtsicklesÂ
It all feels too easy, too good to be true. It all feels like a scene from Louis' daydreams, the kind of life he'd always imagined he'd have when he was younger and bored at his momma's work, sneaking around the hallways of the maternity ward until the nurses let him in to hold the babies. He'd felt so important being allowed to touch them. He'd told them stories of the lives they were going to have, houses with nice wallpaper that wasn't peeling, yards filled with sunshine and flowers and grass that never went yellow. A hammock to nap in, cuddled up with his husband.
You can't stay here, he tells himself, but Baby doesn't want to listen.
****
Louis runs away. Harry finds him.
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Once Upon a Dream by objectlessonÂ
âMânot gonna half-ass our fake relationship,â Louis almost snaps, voice sharp with a defensive edge, like Harry wandered too close to a bruise with needy fingers. âNow kiss me again. Weâre gonna make every shitty tourist here wish they had stayed in the Midwest. Weâre gonna burn Disneyland down with our gay. â
Harry shuts his eyes and opens his mouth, because he canât fucking say no to Louis.
--
Or, a fake dating AU where everyone is lying and they happen to be at the Happiest Place on Earth.
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Own the Scars by crinkle-eyed-boo (KimmieRocks)
âBut I donât belong here,â Louis insists. âWhy do you say that?â James asks. âThese people are all drug addicts and alcoholics,â Louis shrugs. Something sparks in Jamesâ eyes. âAnd youâre not?â
Louis has never felt like he was good enough: for his stepdad, for his life-long best friend, for the life he's supposed to want. After an accident that nearly costs him his life, Louis' parents send him to rehab where heâs forced to face his demons. On the long and difficult road to recovery, Louis must confront the truths heâs been avoiding about his future, his relationships, and his sense of self-worth. Because before he can love anyone else, heâs got to learn how to love himself first.
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signs and wonders by scrunchyharryÂ
On the surface, it looks like Louis Tomlinson has the perfect life; after all, he has the whole package: a white picket fence house (well, his doesnât technically have a white picket fence, but work with him), a wife, a daughter and a dog. He has it all and heâs not even 30, yet.
On the surface, he could be the happiest man in the world.
The thing is, he never wanted this life. There was this boy, see, this Harry Styles, whose arrival made Louis question everything he thought he knew about himself. Before Louis could pursue it, though, before he could be brave and ask the boy out, one moment of bad luck on prom night, one single lapse of judgment, shaped his life in a way he never would have chosen. Between doing the right thing or turning into his own absent father, he knew what he had to do, even if it meant burying his dreams under the weight of a premature adulthood.
That is, until he receives an invitation for his schoolâs ten year reunion and sees that Harry will attend.
Could it be his second chance at happiness? At what cost?
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Staring Across the Room by allwaswell16Â
Harry Styles has a great life. Heâs a childrenâs librarian at the New York Public Library, heâs got wonderful friends, and he loves cooking, green tea, yoga, and his collection of bow ties. He doesnât mind that his life seems a little structured, maybe even a little boring. But when Louis Tomlinson joins the library staff as the new Installation Coordinator, things become a lot less predictable. Louis gets under his skin right from the start, bossing Harry around, making noise during story time, and eating the last cupcake in the staff lounge. Louis may be almost offensively attractive, but Harry will not be succumbing to Louis Tomlinsonâs charms, even if the rest of the library staff have.
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Stars Will Align For Us by 2tiedships2Â
"The serial monogamist is single," Niall said by way of introduction when he sat down across from Harry in the canteen.
Harry sipped his chocolate milk. "What are you going on about?"
"Your alpha dream boat," Niall said. "That tiny little footie player? I heard from Hannah that he's broken it off with his boyfriend so heâs single and ready to flamingle. Now's the time to make your move."
Harry sipped his chocolate milk harder to keep himself from replying.
Or the one where Harry is an omega at a loss of how to get past his pining and gain the attention of Louis...especially considering the alpha is always in a relationship.
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The End Should Be A Good One by bananasandbootsÂ
It doesn't feel like falling in love, the way it had felt the first time around, easy, simple, almost like floating, wrapped up in a whirlwind of touches and kisses, late nights spent laughing breathlessly into each other's skin. This feels broken, complicated, like every move carries the weight of their past. Like the floorboards beneath them could collapse at any moment. This doesn't feel good.
Or, the one where Harry loses the love of his life on New Years Eve and finds him again, six months later, ready to open some poorly-stitched wounds.
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through the jungle through the dark by YesIsAWorldÂ
Louis and Harry were best friends, until they werenât. Five years after they last spoke theyâre forced to drive cross-country to visit an injured friend. If they canât get over the past, it will be a very long week together.
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Wild Love by purpledaisyÂ
âGood,â Julia says, clearly pleased to have them both uncomfortable and unable to look at each other. âNow, I only have one more question before you can go. What are you planning to do when this experiment ruins your friendship?â
âWe said weâd stay friends no matter what,â Harry says smoothly, his chin lifting in defense.
âThat was our one thing going into it,â Louis agrees. âStay friends no matter what.â
Julia raises a perfectly manicured brow, âThatâs all fine and good. But I hope you realize your emotions arenât going to realize this is an experiment in the end. If one of you falls for the other and finds out those feelings are not reciprocated, youâre not going to be able to laugh it off as a social experiment. Iâm not saying you shouldnât do this, Iâm just hoping youâve considered all of the possible outcomes.â
- AU: Two best friends try to date each other for forty days. It's supposed to be fun until emotions make it complicated.
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Worth a Thousand Words by TheIfInLifeÂ
âLook, Iâm learning some new stuff!â
My name is Louis. My favorite color is green. I like movies. Do you know sign language?
Harry huffed grumpily. Why are you learning sign language?
âBecause, I want to be able to talk to you.â Louis looked small, gripping tightly at the steering wheel.
Why?
Youâre my friend. Louis signed shakily, having to try it a few times before getting it right. And well, Harry just snapped.
Weâre not friends. I donât know what makes you think that weâre okay but weâre not. You stopped being my friend once you found out that I went deaf. I donât know if this is your way of âmaking up for itâ or if you think that hanging out with the deaf guy and learning a bit of sign language is your âkind deedâ to the world but I donât want to be your charity case and I donât want to be your friend. or Harry went deaf at 5 years old and Louis just wants the chance be heard.
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Avengers Endgame: 10 Time Travel Memes That Are Too Hilarious For Words
Whenever a new Marvel Cinematic Universe movie is released, the world seems to collectively lose it's mind. Every inch of social and mainstream media is occupied by said movie. And unsurprisingly, each movie spawns it's own personal memes. That's the modus operandi with every single Marvel movie, but the release of Avengers: Endgame was like every other Marvel movie release on steroids. Endgame was the culmination of over a decade of development and over a dozen films, so the entire film-going world understandably brought the hype to an insane level when it finally came out.
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And in case anyone didn't know by now, a key aspect of the story line in Endgame revolves around time travel. Time travel is the linchpin that allowed the Avengers to, you know, avenge, and understandably that aspect of the story has ignited a lot of creativity within the MCU fandom. Namely in the form of memes. So here are 10 of the funniest Avengers: Endgame time travel memes!
10 No Wonder The Budget Was So High
Much ado has been made about Paul Rudd's magical inability to visibly age, but it all makes sense now! Surely most people can hope that taking care of themselves plus some luck with their DNA might stave off the biggest signs of time and wear on their face and body, but clearly no one can compete with the support of millions of dollars and the biggest media brand in the world. Is it possible that Paul Rudd is just lucky and barely aged since his Clueless days? Sure. But a Marvel Cinematic Universe conspiracy is obviously the much more believable theory.
9 Back To The Future Battle
If you told anyone a few years ago that one of the main film canon vs. film canon debates would be between Avengers: Endgame and Back to the Future, most people probably wouldn't have believed it. And yet, here we are. Back to the Future isn't exactly the be all and end all of time travel movies, but it is one of the most famous. And while Marty McFly's exploits in the past pale in comparison to what the Avengers did, at least Marty seemed to have a much more pleasant time in his visit to the past (creepy possible romance with his own mom not included, obviously).
8 Terminated
Avengers: Endgame is a film achievement unlike any other for a lot of reasons. And one of the biggest reasons is that it managed to unseat James Cameron from the top grossing film of all time throne (although Cameron will always get deserved props for managing to unseat himself when Avatar surpassed Titanic).
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Cameron was undoubtedly proud of being able to hold on to that title for decades, and presumably wasn't thrilled to see the MCU finally defeat his accomplishment. Not to mention, James is pretty accustomed to the idea of using time travel to go back and change the past, so perhaps the MCU crew should have been a little more worried about taking him out.
7 It Doesn't Take A Gene To Figure Out
When it came to the Avenger's whole plan to use time travel to their advantage and essentially undo what Thanos had done when he killed half of the living world it seems like Thanos was pretty far behind the curve. With the infinity gauntlet you'd think that he could just go to the time in which they were going off on this whole mission and stop them, but he shows up right when every Avenger and everyone who has ever met an Avenger has assembled and is ready to lay the smack down on him. Thanos did show up in the nick of time, but he just didn't come up the winner.
6 Thanos Time Fail
Memes kind of feel like those half-assed thoughts that everyone has manifested into the most low rent artwork any person could possibly conceive of, but this time travel meme really has a point. The infinity gauntlet is supposed to essentially grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it, and the whole Avengers squad undoing Thanos' apocalyptic snap is something that Thanos himself should have been able to foresee and presumably prevent from happening.
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It's possible that Thanos wasn't clever enough to predict it or that he just assumed that the Avengers were too weak or too stupid to actually do it, but when you consider his obsession with eliminating half of the living universe you'd think he'd be more on top of things like that.
5 Reminder To Be Kind To Fellow Fans
Memes are just fun and games and should absolutely be taken as such. But they can also be a nice reminder to be kind and considerate to fellow fans who don't have the ability see into their own futures and know how Endgame is actually going to end. Presumably anyone who cares even a smidge about this magnum opus of the MCU has seen it by now, but when Avengers: Endgame was first released it seemed like it was easier to dodge a land mine or evade the Thanos snap than it was to avoid spoilers for the actual endgame in this Endgame.
4 He's No Marty McFly
One thing that a lot of fantasy, sci-fi, and action movies don't like to confront when it comes to their off the wall ideas and experiments is that often times things don't go as planned when you're the first monkey being launched into space. Obviously that is the case when it comes to Scott Lang.
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Ant-Man's journey to and from the future obviously doesn't match up with what he had probably seen in TV and movies for most of his life, and even if he imagined some timey-wimey shenanigans he undoubtedly didn't expect to turn back into an incontinent baby.
3 Suspension Of Disbelief Matters, Okay?
Let's be real, half the fun of poring over every frame of a certain movie is being able to debate the minutia of every plot point and concept within that film with other rabid fans. And the internal logic of time travel in Avengers: Endgame is good enough, at least. But there is also the point where a debate devolves into an argument, and no matter how much everyone loves the MCU movies they're still just silly popcorn flicks about superheroes. Undoubtedly these debates will roll on forever, but even the now deceased Tony Stark is probably sick of them.
2 Did You Even Watch The Movie Though?
Is everyone laughing or crying? Most Avengers: Endgame memes are good for a laugh (and this one probably is too), but this particular time travel meme is a harsh reminder of what MCU fans have lost because of the latest installment in the Avengers series. And I mean, considering the story line of Endgame it's safe to assume that no MCU character who dies has to necessarily be dead for good, but when you look at what a heart-wrenching send off Tony Stark was given in the film it seems more likely than not that he's gone permanently. We're always open to some hope, though.
1 Memeception
Memes are in large part so popular because they're so simple and easy to understand for everyone. If you have any knowledge of the source material you only need to glance at the meme and you'll likely understand it immediately. That's what makes memes so funny, and it's presumably why they go viral so easily. However this little gem of an Avengers: Endgame meme adds an extra layer of awesome by taking one of it's most popular "time travel" memes and making the meme about memes themselves. And this one definitely would have elicited a chuckle from Bruce Banner himself.
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source https://screenrant.com/avengers-endgame-time-travel-memes/
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Top Songs Memething
I was tagged This was pointed out to me by @pimentogirl, who apparently enjoys poking sleeping bears.
Rule: List the top ten songs you are listening to nowadays and tag (ten) mutuals. Â Hmm...I donât think so. Â Letâs give you songs that the spawnlings have decided to listen to, for whatever bizarre reason. Â Youtube links included so you can share in my experience.
Undertale Soundtrack - yes, the entire soundtrack has been played and sang (yup, they sang instrumental music) repeatedly in this house, probably for the past few months now.
White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic - I wanted to introduce the spawnlings to something family friendly that I thought theyâd like. Â Smol One latched onto the line about Star Trek captains and decided it was the best song.
Centuries by Fall Out Boy - Awhile ago, Da Boy listened to nothing but Fall Out Boy. Â Smol One seems to now enjoy singing this in the bath, over and over again.
Donât Stop Believinâ by Journey - Iâve introduced my kidlets to a lot of classic rock, and they enjoy most of it.  This is a particular favourite of theirs because when it came on the radio once, the car display froze on âDonâtâ, so to them, they giggle and insist this song is just âDonâtâ.
All Star by Smash Mouth - This one is sorta my own fault.  I shared that memeception thing a few days ago and now Smol One (AND the Spouse) keep singing âHey now, youâre a meme star, get the rarest Pepeâ
I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) from Moana - Smol One keeps humming the chorus of this. Â She doesnât know the words and she really only knows the tune of the chorus, so she basically hums the chorus on repeat.
Youâre Welcome from Moana - Because the Spouse enjoys watching every parody version out there, the tune gets stuck in everyoneâs head.
4 HOURS Natural sounds: Morning Birds singing (no music) - This is what Smol One falls asleep listening to these days, which means I get to hear it too.
Edit: Â I almost forgot the tune that Iâve been hearing more than any other lately.
There, I think I broke all the rules. Â Oh, if you want to play, youâre not tagged. Â If you really donât want to do this, youâre also not tagged. Â But only if weâre mutuals. Â All you strange people following me, weirdly lamenting that I donât follow you back, this oneâs for you. Â Youâre tagged.
#meme thing#fuck the rules#you ain't the boss of me#pimentogirl#not spn#thayer's kidlets#thayer's spouse#thayer stuff
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I got tagged by rollychan! I'm sorry I take forever with this stuff. I could promise to try to do better but old habits and all that. Would I really be fooling anyone?
Five things youâll find in my bag: If it's my work bag, AKA my bookbag, then it's my laptop, a blanket (because The Kingdom is freezing, and so is the one Borough nowadays ugh), a Mountain Dew (I work 12 hours overnight, some nights it's the only reason I survive), my change purse with my cash and cards in it (because wallets are too big), and snacks (again, 12 hour shift). If it's my purse, then it's my inhalers (I'm weird and I take both my long-term and rescue inhalers with me places - semper paratus is my excuse), my change purse again, a water bottle (sometimes more than one...), my portable phone charger, and pads (it don't matter where I am in my cycle - semper paratus again. and you never know when you'll meet someone else in need).
Five things youâll find in my bedroom: My laptop (can I count that even though it leaves my room? it's really important to me haha), yarn (lots and lots of yarn lol), bedroom fixtures from my childhood (I still have the same bed frame, dressers, and lamps as I had when I was a kid - the only big difference is I've gotten a new mattress since then haha. Even though the style is WAY dated, I don't really care because I'm the only one who sees them anyway), a single stuffed animal (a lion. his name is Leo. shut up I love him), and a house centipede or two (probably. I keep killing them and more keep coming inside. sigh).
Five things I've always wanted to do: Travel, although I have been doing a decent amount of it the last couple of years. I guess travel internationally, too, since I still haven't been outside of my own country and thatâs frustrating ugh. Jeez, this one is hard. I don't even know what my own life goals are apparently...Become a decent person I guess? Learn every language I can (which I'm kind of stealing from rollychan but only because I kind of forgot about that one...I used to love the fact that Daniel Jackson knew, like, 26 languages or something crazy like that, and I know I'll never make it to that number but I'd love to become proficient in at least one other language besides English. That's only three things, I think because I've already accomplished a lot of the things I wanted to lol. I think I set my sights too low. Maybe not be such a basketcase? I feel like I'm cheating now because that's not really something you "do", but it's a life goal I guess. Don't ask me how it's working out right now though. And for the last one, I'd like to leave some kind of good mark on the world. I don't mean being someone the history books will write about lol, I just mean maybe bringing some good to the lives of the people around me.
Five things that make me happy: OK so apparently it's steal-answers-from-rollychan day because for me it's also crochet (seriously stress-relieving), reading books (yeah I enjoy fic but most of it is candy - books are anywhere from a light lunch to a seven-course meal and it's wonderful), cats and other animals (in particular the ones you can pet without getting maimed or killed), my friends and certain family members (especially if I haven't seen or talked to them in a while), and learning things (for real learning things has got to release endorphins in my brain or something, it's like a drug lol).
Five things I'm currently into: Well, crochet lol (currently in the beginning stages of making my one sister and her husband a blanket for their anniversary - wish me luck lol), Words Classic (like Words With Friends), traveling, geocaching (except now it's C&D season because it's so hoooot), and Fallout (I bought and tried the first one and got frustrated - I might go back to it someday but for now I just let it be and I moved on to Fallout 4 which is really hard for me because I'm not very good at games :-/ but it's still fun).
Five things on my to-do list: My to-do list is boring. And long lol. Ummm...make a list of possible things to do in Vegas when I go visit my sister this fall (she is also making her own list but I figure I should at least contribute lol), get groceries (which I have to do after work today ugh), make that blanket for my sister's anniversary (I have about two months. I'm so not gonna make it in time lol. But Iâll try), renew my renter's insurance (ugh adult stuff), do this meme (haha memeception), and de-clutter my apartment (seriously. it's atrocious).
OK Iâm not tagging anyone because like only two people probably pay attention to my blog anymore and one of them tagged me in the first place haha. If you see this and want to do it be my guest! I just feel like probably most of the other people on here have forgotten I existed haha.
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MEMECEPTION:
THE MIGHTY PRE-ENDGAME REWATCH CONTINUES
happy galentineâs day. we did this, like, a week ago for The Roommate ( @goteamwin )Â âs birthday and i just took f o r e v e r to type it up sorry
in my defense, itâs hard to meme-efy a movie thatâs already extremely meme-eful. Hence, memeception. although tbqh if Guardians of the Galaxy is giving me trouble because itâs already making fun of itself, I donât know WHAT Iâm going to do with Thor: Ragnarok. Remember when GotG was the memiest Marvel movie? We were so young.
It is important to me that yâall know that because of cacw, whenever The Roommate and I see any kind of... title page? whatever? We bellow the word at top volume even if the font ISNâT inexplicably filling the entire screen.Â
and so, I say to thee:
E A R T H ! ! ! 1 9 8 8 ! ! ! ! !
stealth reagan in the background to let you know itâs the 80s in case you were confused.
In What Sense is he like his father At All???
Honestly, to anyone who was surprised at Starlordâs actions in IW, they set up his tragic flaw right here. itâs page one. i donât know why u were surprised.
B- grandfathering, but extra credit for difficult circumstances. u tried
Day Whatever, I Still Miss The Old Marvel Logo.
26 Y E A R S L A T E R
so, 2014 confirmed, for all the other timeline enthusiasts out there.
This is. The WEIRDEST gadget.
why is it like this
what is it doing
and how
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
I love this scene because up until this point it could be literally any other marvel movie and thenÂ
BOOM
itâs GotG, bitch. get ready to Have Some Fun.
also it pretty firmly establishes that Peter Quill is our protagonist, but he is No Oneâs Hero.
there are giant fucking eels here? what the fuck? what HAPPENED to this place???
stop trying to make star-lord happen, itâs never going to happen.
i have questions.Â
specifically about Ronanâs whole. everything.
Is he literally sleeping in the blood of his enemies?
is it necessary to have all these people help him get dressed?
what is up with this Immortan Joe Esque powder tossing business
what sorry sucker gets to put THAT on their Kree Resume
âRonanâs Makeup Artistâ
seriously
what is his fucking deal. how did he get the name âaccuserâ and will Captain Marvel give us these answers?
anyway, moving on.
POOTER!
people DO NOT call you star-lord
Gamora is a real #Icon in this whole scene.
SUPERHERO LANDING!
love that Rocketâs entire plan is to put criminals in a literal bag
and that itâs foiled because Groot doesnât get gender.
also, John C Reilly has some of the best lines in this movie and I think he deserves more recognition for that.
âI am Groot.â âThatâs gonna wear real thin real fastâ
WEIRDLY NO??? srsly how did they prevent that from getting old fast?
Me: was it witchcraft?
The Roommate: No, itâs just Groot.
can we appreciate that Gamora is One Of Us? like. Sheâs into that.
if you donât know what Iâm talking about i am not going to explain it
Donât Worry About It.
the moment we all went ho lee FUCK ANDY DWYER??? YOU GOT RIPPED MY DUDE YOU GOT FUCKING HUGE
oh no they gave me feelings about Rocket
the real hero of this movie is that prison lady and her telenovela
good job drax u found ur light
Rocketâs Bedhead is An Entire Mood.
how can Thanos take you seriously with all that shit on your face you look ridiculous.
âmy favorite daughterâ DUDE NEBULA IS R I G H T. T H E R E.
 Rocketâs UGH face is also An Entire Mood
i love how the others are like. wanting to get out. but Drax just joins in for shits and giggles? like? heâs having a good time? wholesome.
âOh. yeah.â Rocket is maybe explosion-sexual. which. ok yeah mood there as well.
I will never tire of the fact that the prison uniform prints their rap sheets on their legs and Quillâs is the shortest
like, itâs even shorter than Rocketâs. And letâs remember that Rocket is definitely less than 20 years old since heâs A Raccoon.
Rocket just casually putting bombs together just to have something to do with his hands.
Letâs pull this apart: No one is phased by the Jackson Pollack reference. They seem to know exactly what Quill is talking about.
Jackson Pollack is an alien. CONFIRMED.
oh hey itâs a dark elf
GROOT: CINNAMON ROLL, 2 GOOD FOR THIS WORLD 2 PĂR
âhe killed my parents in front of me.â I mean. kkkkkkinda
The Gal Pal, who teaches English Language Learners:Â âSticks up their buttsâ is actually a prime example of the ELL struggle and why English is hard to learn
Rocket one drink in is sad AND angry
oh yeah? how many friends do YOU have, petey boy?
We firmly believe that the Collector kept them waiting so he could do his hair. He truly is the Grandmasterâs brother.
oh hey itâs exposition time
wait is that the planet we were on earlier? is the power stone why itâs Like That? did they just leave the power stone there after it did that? itâs the reality stone all over again honestly what the fuck
whAT DO YOU STILL HAVE IT FORRR?????
seriously. âthe accuserâ is a hell of a name.
aw drax. donât you hate when you realize that someone means more to you than you do to them.
itâs like bumper cars but thereâs a winner!
spinal fluid is an extra gross way to drown
omg itâs the frog all over again SHEâS EVEN GREEN
Quillâs eyes here are red and that feels right but also I HATE IT
everyone thinks theyâre Grootâs dad, when in fact Groot is everyoneâs dad.
This whole argument/discussion scene is Solid Gold
12% of a plan
ITâS REAL
Rocket understanding everything Groot says
basically Rocket tbh
âTo Give A Shitâ
The Roommate: I feel like this is when Quill becomes Quill instead of the superhero Andy Dwyer imagined.Â
wait did they say sakaaran???
freaking Glenn Close wth man
Random Extra #2056 has amazing hair and she knows it
Drax is having too much fun
Honestly Iâm typing this up and in my notes it just says âAnd This Happenedâ and even I donât know what I mean there
Honestly, they had to kill Yondu. Heâs too powerful. Thanos wouldnât have stood a chance
âStar-Lordâ oh my god itâs happening.
the way peter slides around in this movie -- does he have ball bearings in his ass or what?
Grootâs Smile. TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD TOO PURE
âYOU STAND ACCUSEDâ OF? WHAT??
Bucky and Nebula would really get along. I hope they get to meet some day.
More Questions About Ronan âââTHE ACCUSER??âââ
did he spend the last few hours just like
âugh he WAS familiarâ
âwhere the FUCK do I know him from ugh ugh ughâ
âOH RIGHT! I DIDÂ KILL HIS FAMILY!â
âTheir screams were pitifulâ
âI should tell him that.â
WE! ARE! GROOT!
Did they not evacuate the city? wasnât that a thing?
EYYYY THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE THING
oh buddy you need like. all the skin cream.
Gamora = Peterâs Mom?? REALLY? YOU JUST WENT AHEAD AND MADE THAT SUBTEXT... TEXT. ALRIGHT. YOU WENT THERE. OK.
So is Ronan... not mortal???
like, he saysÂ
Anyway.
How much time has passed between the battle and this end scene? coupla weeks? months? What are we thinking? I need to know for timeline reasons.
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